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Morbidly Obese edition

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>>204497006
excellent choice op, excellent
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Did any of you see this a couple years ago? It's a horror movie starring The Foo Fighters
It's really bad, and also kind of awkward because their drummer gets brutally murdered in it, and then died in real life not long after it came out
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>>204497028
to be fair, if I was a millionaire rockstar I'd make a shitty horror film too
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>>204497028
i thought it was funny
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I put on Day of the Dead almost every night to fall asleep to. I've got it on now, in fact. It never gets old for me.
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>>204497069
It is comfy and very rewatchable
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Watching Scream Queen Hot Tub Party

Is this a porno or horror flick? Maybe both?
Oh well
>drop pants
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>>204497024
Is Trauma good?
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>>204495055
>literally features a cameltoe close-up
Any more cunny-kino like this?
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What are some good incel horrors?
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>>204497107
>a cameltoe close-up
I didn't notice and that's my official cover story
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>>204497136
Maniac (2012)
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>>204497136
There's gotta be incel body horrror like picrels, right?
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>>204497107
Adams Family Values
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>>204497173
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>>204497173
Sort of reminds me of that ~2000 reboot of Earth vs the Spider, where a comic book nerd working as a janitor at a lab sees some spider DNA research left out and injects himself with it thinking it'll make him a superhero like Spider-man, and instead he just becomes a mutated freak and goes insane
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I'm smiling.
are you ready to Smile 2?
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>>204497136
>>204497173
I don't understand how it's incel
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>>204497269
I didn't Smile the first time and I don't intend 2
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>>204497173
>>204497136
What the fuck is he trying to do?
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>>204497330
looks maxxing bullshit, widen his skull like a dentist would.
anyway it's 5 year old spam.
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bobs
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>>204497347
babs
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>>204497330
The reason he can't find a girlfriend is because his mouth is too narrow, and surely not because he's an insane person.
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VOTE FOR BEST!

https://strawpoll.com/1Mnwk6Nzxn7
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>>204497368
The most random contenders to face off
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>>204497341
>>204497358
Oh I assumed it was an ameripoor that couldn't afford a dentist.
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>>204497368
Voted for slumber
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>>204497101
>Argento casts his underage daughter
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he's literally me
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>>204497460
Basedo Argento
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>TFW you remember how many kinos you want to watch, how many games you want to play, and how many books you want to read, and think about how you will find the time to get to it all while managing to get your daily activities done at the same time
Horror films for this feeling?
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>>204497530
>how you will find the time to get to it all
You can't
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>>204497530
Less internet. Simple as
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>>204497530
I'm doing good. Might hit 90 movies, 3 video games and 4 books.
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Tonight's film: The Howling
Is there a better werewolf transformation scene out there than the one from the climax of this?
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>>204497530
>horror movies for not having enough time to live the perfect life while balancing bullshit
Click (2006).
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>>204497269
I didn't really care for the first Smile when I saw it, but I did see it in a double bill with Barbarian so maybe it was just comparatively bad, I've got tickets to a Smile 1 + 2 double bill on Wednesday and I'm hoping it will be okay
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>>204497582
And 4 miniseries/ova series
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>>204497530
stop asking /adv/ so many questions and you'll have more time for yourself
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>>204497591
You know there is and you know which movie it is from
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>>204497530
I just gave up everything except kinos
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>>204497604
I thought Barbarian was bad in comparison.
but if they improve the imo somewhat lame Smile monster for the finale it might be alright.
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Does he think I’m a farthead?
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>>204497681
I do?
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>>204497746
You do. What's the other famous werewolf movie from the 80s?
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>>204497765
Teenwolf
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>>204497787
Not quite
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>>204497796
Teenwolf Too?
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>>204497737
>looks directly at the camera while saying this
>immediately cuts to a group of kids yelling “yeah!”
Kino
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I'm watching the V/H/S/ series for my first time, and I just finished 94. Please tell me it lets up with the awful Trump allegory shit.
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>>204497827
yes
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>>204497827
I hope it gets even more intense. You fucking retards still don't seem to realize just how deranged and dangerous he is.
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>>204497855
Kamala will fucking lose.
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>>204497855
Watch President Evil and report back on if it is pro or anti Trump.
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>>204497812
Didn't even know there was a sequel
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>>204497855
seethe
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>>204497681
Silver Bullet
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>>204497912
Fuck no
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>>204497765
AWIL
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>>204497885
Jason Bateman's first movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMaAZ1yWNEE
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>>204497827
it lets up the Trump allegory shit but gets more woke in return
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>>204497952
Exactly. Some of the best make-up effects in the history of cinema (won the 1st Oscar in that category btw)
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>>204497944
American Werewolf in London
>every fucking google image result is webp or avif
Fuck you google, you tranny cock sucking faggots
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>>204497960
Kek I might give that a watch tbqh
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>>204497591
The Company of Wolves has a pretty cool one.
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>>204497960
for me it's big wolf on campus
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>watch movie
>think it was pretty decent despite its flaws
>check letterboxd
>barely 2/5 stars
>every review are the same buzzwords over and over again with 100s if not 1000s of likes
god i hate that website
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>>204498046
True, first time I watched it kinda shocked me, especially when Stephen Rea got his head cut off and it ended up human again in bucket of milk
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>>204498080
For me, it's Captivity.
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Didn't love it. It's alright, but just that. When people say it's cute what they mean is the girl is cute. Which she is.
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>>204498080
the only place I head to after watching a kino is the imdb trivia section
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>>204498099
yeah unless it was getting rave reviews I wasn't gonna sit through it
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>>204498099
Felt the same way. First 40 minutes or so were okay but they had no fucking clue on how to turn the premise into an engaging story.
>dude says fuck it and wants to die for his vampirefu
>wants to spend his last night going crazy, doing everything he's ever wanted
>ends up...punching his bully and insulting his teacher or something.
>doesn't even die in the end
zzzzzzzzz
but yeah she's cute
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Best and comfiest genres
>slashers
>creatures
>gialli
>kaiju
>splatter
>found footage
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>>204498250
Oh and
>zombies
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>>204497891
The wolf, the shepard and the sheep are all the same character in that image, how radical.
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>>204498080
LB is for sorting stuff, the scores never mean anything on any website cuz dummies like you are allowed to use the ratings systems too. Dummy.
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>>204498223
Given the high review scores I was kind of expecting something more heartfelt or impactful like your spoiler text. Overall it felt rushed and their 'relationship' forced.
I'm lumping it in with A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night, and I think I preferred that to it. The skateboarding scene was comfier than anything in this was.
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>>204498099
>oh she's cute so it's worth watching & fapping over even though the movie is complete dog shit

fuck you guys are pathetic, go troll your dog shit PC movies somewhere else.
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>>204498080
Horror films are always rated badly by people who aren't horror fans, if you want to see useful scores for them you need to follow people with good taste
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>>204498250
I have a tremendous weakness for exorcism movies
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>>204498080
Rating sites don't work because of bots, paid shills, ideologies, and the fact that everybody rates differently because they're retarded.
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>>204498421
Rec some of your favorites.
I really liked
>the exorcist (duh)
>amityville 2
>the last exorcism
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>>204498404
It's even worse for FF horror movies. Other than a few select exceptions, they're all rated low by default.
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I want to watch a film with non stop jumpscreams recommend me some.
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>>204498543
Smile
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>>204498543
I wouldn't mind seeing what a literal non-stop jumpscare film would be like. Sounds funny.
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>>204498463
Those are all great, I'd add:

>Exorcist 3
>The Pope's Exorcist
>The Conjuring 1 + 2
>Deliver Us From Evil
>The Rite
>The Exorcism of Emily Rose
>Constantine

And though they didn't have any actual exorcisms in them, these are priest-heavy religious horror films that I also loved:

>End of Days
>Fallen
>Stigmata
>The Omen
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>>204498250
>comfiest genre
For me it's stuff like Marble Hornets. Found footage in general is comfy to me.
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>>204498600
Awesome, thank you anon.
Pope's Exorcist was fun.
>>204498628
I miss old internet horror.
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>>204498554
Smile was actually good for the first 40 minutes then it becomes a mess.
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>>204497530
>you will find the time

Must be nice.
I could live to 100 and still lack time to watch, play and read everything I want to.
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>>204498767
Just be a NEET it's that easy
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>>204498798
Or alternatively, sleep less
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>>204498798
Being a NEET just adds more content and less time.
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>show horror movie to a friend
>he didn't like it
>ask why
>"it's not scary"
How do you respond to retardation? The movie was Confessions
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>>204499076
Ask him why he expects a movie to frighten him as an adult man?
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>>204499076
next time I pick a scary movie to show my friend
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>>204499076
Confessions what?
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>>204499076
you say "ok" and move on
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>>204497069
I did this with "The Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps" for a good solid 6 months at one point in my life, better times.
What is the best V/H/S movie in the series? The first one was okay does it get better?
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>>204499076
>The movie was Confessions
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>>204499155
>does it get better?
No it does not lol. 2 is on par with 1 and it's a downward spiral past that.
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>>204499155
the opposite, the further you get the worse they are
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I’m watching Coreyween again :)

Any Coreybros in the house?
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>>204498047
>I used to own this town. Now it's all turned upsidedown!
Kino.
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>>204497069
I used to do that with Evil Dead.
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>>204497069
I loved to fall asleep to Return of the Living Dead, but Day of the Dead is good too.
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>they did the mash
>they did the monster mash
https://youtu.be/tsPdVsIXqzU?si=wLbTGEvnBwfYWajd
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>>204499076
continue jacking him off
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name one hotter horror actress than prime JLH
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>>204498562
don’t know any with non stop but Sinister has a few good ones
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>>204499496
Prime (H4 & H5) Danielle Harris
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>>204499496
nevernude bitch!
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>>204499496
I can't
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>>204499496
>prime JLH
Debatable.
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>>204499538
>good ones
Sinister is just Ethan Hawke watching cheapest low quality jump scare videos.
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>>204499213
I love Ends and Kills
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>>204499890
The ending of Ends is absolute shit. I'll keep saying it, the only other real problem I have with the retcon trilogy is that they couldn't decide if Michael was just a serial killer or a supernatural force.
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JUMP!
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>>204497006
Opinions on this >>204499860 movie? Looks like kino
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>>204499982
It's certainly not what I would have chosen for it - I loved Corey and would have been happy for him to replace elderly Michael, or I would have been happy if Michael recovered with his help and survived to kill another day - but in the end, Blumhouse wasn't going to make any more Halloween movies anyway so it doesn't really matter. I'm sure we'll get another Halloween in time for the 50th anniversary in 2028.
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>>204497006
Alive
>Fatfuck who can't stop eating, can't work, can't get laid, lives a pointless life wasting air
Zombie
>unstoppable brute force human killer

All fatsos should turn zombies?
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>>204499213
I'm a Coreybro
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>>204500096
>2028 - 50th Anniversary of Halloween
>2030 - 50th Anniversary of Friday The 13th
>2034 - 50th Anniversary of A Nightmare On Elm Street
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>>204500092
>coogler
>michael b jordan
it's going to be pozzed up the ass
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death to all teenagers who fuck
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>>204500527
Based
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>>204500527
That would be all teenagers then, no?
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>>204500527
Anyone having premarital sex should be killed by a superhuman slasher villain.
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>>204500619
haha y-yeah, of course
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>>204497855

Tell me you're a 5'6 chinlet without telling me you're a 5'6 chinlet.
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>>204497358
its 2024, if he's not supermodel tier good looking women wont even interact with him long enough to learn whenever he's insane or normal. you need to be supermodel to even get to the stage where you get to converse at any lenght of time.
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>>204500629
Only if the superhuman slasher villain gets married to a superhuman slasher villainess at the end of the movie. Otherwise it's just lazy and also fucking homo. Like most superhuman slasher villains are, tbqfhwyf.
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not even fucking around but Wes Craven has put out some of the most mid shit I've ever seen. For a guy who gets lumped in with a bunch of legends, his works are by far some of the most mediocre if we're considering his catalog and not just one or two films.
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>>204497377
They're both 80s Corman movies directed by women.
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>>204500057
Pump it up!
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>>204500619
Anon...
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>>204500840
Remember when Roger thought Humanoids From the Deep didn't have enough nudity so he filmed a bunch of extra nude scenes and put them in against the director's wishes?
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>>204500818
>lumped in with legends
Like fucking who?
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How was it so kino?
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>>204500941
Apparently she was pissed but then later on she watched the movie and thought it came out good lol. Corman knew what he was doing.
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>>204500736
you just keep giving yourself excuses to not even try.
at this point you can only blame yourself.
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>>204500941
Remember when Slumber Party Massacre was meant to be a satire of big titted slasher movies, and Corman's story editor thought it wasn't big titted and slashery enough so they shot it as a straight big titted slasher so Corman would finance it
God bless Corman with as many big titted naked women as he deserves RIP
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>>204501066
I didn't know that. God bless good ol' Roger. I love the refrigerator gag in SPM where you keep thinking they'll notice the dead body in there, but never do.
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>>204500978
The songs are corny and the movie overall felt long. I prefer the original version
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>claims to be a big zombie fan but hasn't seen the Blind Dead quadrilogy
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Are Phantasm 3-5 worth watching?
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>>204501143
Tbf the SPM one is less direct because the writer consulted the story editor before it got to Corman, but the man did understand the lowest common denominator of all budgets
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>>204501241
The zombies in Tombs of the Blind Dead are creepy as hell
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>>204501249
Idk. I'm still salty about Phantasm 2. First movie was such a unique horror film unlike anything I've ever seen and then the sequel squashes that by basically copying the trend of 80's horror movies by being heavily influenced by what was popular during the period. Noticed a lot of Evil Dead 2 influence in the film which may not sound terrible on paper but it shouldn't be there. Never bothered with any future sequels after that.
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>>204500619
fuck you
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>>204501328
Yeah liked the original, watched the sequel for the first time and while I liked elements of it, it felt like a big step down from the original.
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>>204500057
...down on Jump Streeeeeeet
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why do /hor/ babes love shota cock so much?
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>>204501511
keep your fetishes to yourself, brah
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>>204498469
As they should be
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>>204501511
Because you're a mentally retarded (and possibly gay, and even lame) coomer who can't stop telling people on a Chinese cartoon website what his fetishes are
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>>204501554
Wrong, FF is the best sub-genre.
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Is Scooby Doo /hor/?
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>>204501532
>>204501567
Given the amount of female school teachers that get caught fucking their students, seems to be some validity to what anon is asking.
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>>204501532
we literally all have the same fetish
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>>204501594
Yeah it counts
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>>204501599
It's a general teachers problem. Pedos look for jobs where they have access to kids. It's why swim instructors and other hands on naked jobs with kids have even more.
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Man this movie really picks up during the last 25 minutes. Great 90's Stephen King kino.
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>>204501567
I'm sensing some aggressive virgin energy coming you.
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>>204501669
>Guy who feels the need to tell a horror movie discussion thread when he jerks off to cartoons calling other people virgins
Nah, how about you just try keeping your fetishes to yourself?
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>>204501703
>schizobabble
relax, kiddo. No one is trying to fuck you.
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>>204501719
kek
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>>204501719
>ESL can't read a basic English sentence
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>>204501743
You're boring me. Not sure what made you display your insecurity so openly, but I forgive you.
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What are some 80s/90s thrillers that aren’t horror but still super tense and scary for the season? I feel if there’s a serial killer or murderer in any movie it’s basically horror there’s no real difference besides better production probably
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>>204501743
anon you were randomly talking about jerking off to cartoons while complaining about someone else not being on-topic
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>>204501800
They were still adapting John Grisham back then
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>>204501766
I'm honestly curious as to what causes certain people to come to this general to post their fetishes
We seem to have this problem a lot here, though usually it's related to pissing or cuckolding, so thanks for having a different one at least
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>>204500149
You've got 10 days to change your name to Corey, or you're dead.
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>>204501848
I like seeing tits in horror movies. That's a fetish of mine. I see no issue with mentioning that in this context. Are we just going to pretend it's not based when it happens? Seems pretty gay to me.
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>>204501882
Liking tits isn't a fetish anon, that's just called being straight
The post this discussion is even about wasn't about that, it was about some guy feeling the need to tell /hor/ his specific fetish for the seventh time now
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>>204501800
I was surprised by how eerie I found Manhunter when I watched it again last year. left very little impression on me when I saw it as a teen
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>>204501941
>Liking tits isn't a fetish anon
liking tits specifically in the context of cinema is a fetish.
>he post this discussion is even about wasn't about that, it was about some guy feeling the need to tell /hor/ his specific fetish for the seventh time now
Point me to the post where someone was talking about their fetish because I don't see it.
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What does /hor/ think of In Search of Darkness, and are you hype for the upcoming 90-94 instalment?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqHoFrQJyjw
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>>204501990
That shit is retarded. It's way too long and all they do is give a brief synopsis of the movies they mention. It's basically a shittier version of Monster Madness but without the soul.
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>>204501983
>liking tits specifically in the context of cinema is a fetish.
I wouldn't consider that one honestly, I assume all straight men enjoy (female) tits
>Point me to the post where someone was talking about their fetish because I don't see it.
You didn't read the post this discussion was even about?
>>204501511
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>>204502043
>You didn't read the post this discussion was even about?
I see no discussion of someone talking about their fetish but rather a question being asked to why a certain demographic of the horror community enjoys a certain type of penis.
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Pick 3 of these movies for me to watch tomorrow morning:
>Model House (2024)
>Double Blind (2024)
>Dark Windows (2023)
>Death Of A Vlogger (2019)
>Savageland (2015)
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>>204502118
>all modern slop
Might as well just watch gay porn if this is unironically the type of shit you plan on watching.
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>>204497006
Trying to play catch up, did:
Night of the living dead, dawn of the dead original / remake, The Gate, a bunch of tales from the dark side episodes and Halloween 3 season of the witch.
Got a lot to go though.
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>>204502118
Savageland is legit great.
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>>204502118
bleak
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>>204501594
Yeah
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>>204502118
what a horrible way to enjoy the halloween season lmao. Yeah guys, let me spend my morning watching
>death of a vlogger
like what the fuck even are these shit flicks. Just watch Frankenstein and call it a day.
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>>204502076
The post is quite literally about the anon's fetish for "shota cocks", and he just added the "/hor/ babes" part to it so it would be on-topic
According to the archive, he has also posted the same exact image here with the same exact filename 7 times now, all rather recently. Seems like fetish posting to me
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>>204501594
make sure you check out the Scooby-Doo movie official tier list.
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>>204502219
anon you're coming across as obsessive
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>>204502141
Seeing [current year] movies allows me to be a better judge of [current year]. On the other hand, people watch 0-2 movies from [current year] and make retarded ass claims.

>>204502215
I recently saw and liked Hostile Dimensions by the same guy, which is why I want to check it out.
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>>204501800
Dead Calm is a good one
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>>204502118
Death of a Vlogger is bad. Watch Deadstream if you haven't seen it yet.
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What's the /hor/ equivalent of this?
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>>204502295
Already seen Deadstream, which I liked. I've seen pretty much every popular or well known FF movie at this point.
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>>204502264
No, I'm just proving a point. Just admit he (or if it was you, you) were fetish posting lmao
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>>204497765
uhhhh. . . gingersnaps?
i liked all 3 of them
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>>204502326
Freddy and Jason
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>>204502334
Watch Followed then
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>>204502373
I can't imagine anybody liking Ginger Snaps 3. What did you like about it?
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>>204502380
Saw it in 2020, October 22, 2020, to be exact.
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>>204502334
Leaving DC?
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>>204502463
Saw it over 2 years ago. Did like it, although the guy could have had a cute ghost waifu if he wasn't so autistic.
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>>204502509
Digging Up the Marrow
Atrocious (2010)
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>>204502650
Just watched Digging Up The Marrow and liked it. Didn't know Adam Green could actually act.
>Atrocious
That's a new one, but can't find a torrent for it.
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>>204502141
>>204502215
>noooooo you have to watch heckin 70 year old Jellos and muh black and white hamner films or else youre wasting halloween!!!!!
I hope you get raped by a pack of
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>Alien.Romulus.2024.2160p.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-FLUX
Well shit, have to fit that into my schedule at some point this month.
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>>204502835
Yeah, that was a hard one to find, I ended up getting it from a Russian site.
Right now I'm struggling to find pic related because every single link is for a different film of the same name and same year.
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>>204502655
I AM ALFRED HITCHCOCK
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204502911
Remember when bait used to be believable?
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>>204502118
Grim
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>>204503007
There's 3 different Atrocious movies, which is making it difficult. One tracker has it, but there are no seeders. There's another torrent for it with the correct poster & IMDB, but the year and screenshots are for the one from 2015. So fuck if I know if it's right or not.
>Feral (2018)
I thought you were talking about Feral (2017). I hate when movies have the same name and are released so close together.
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Had to completely redo my Halloween watchlist because there were a number of movies that just didn't interest me and some were so niche, that I literally couldn't find any place to watch them. So far...

>Tainted
2 out of 5
>Dead Pit
2 out of 5
>Zombi 3
fell asleep 20 minutes in. Maybe I'll finish it eventually, maybe not.
>Hell High
2 out of 5
>Deadstream
2 1/2 out of 5
>Last House on Dead End Street
2 out of 5
>Blades
1 out of 5
>Beyond the Darkness
3 out of 5
>The Convent
2 out of 5
>Suffer, Little Children
2 out of 5
>St. Johns Mort
1 1/2 out of 5
>Don't Go in the House
3 out of 5
>Redeemer Son of Satan
1 1/2 out of 5
>Pulse (not the kino Japanese movie)
2 out of 5
>Tombs of the Blind Dead
3 out of 5
>Cat People
3 1/2 out of 5
>Return to Salem's Lot
2 1/2 out of 5
>Killer Party
2 1/2 out of 5
>Dashcam
2 out of 5

Pretty decent stuff overall but nothing has really blown me away like previous years but that's what happens when you've already seen most of the great shit. The stuff I'm interested in checking out, I'm saving for later in the month. Some other things not listed but I've seen this month are...

>Old Dark House (William Castle remake)
2 out of 5
>13 Ghosts
2 out of 5
>Return of the Evil Dead
3 out of 5
>The Ghost Galleon
3 out of 5
>Night of the Seagulls
2 1/2 out of 5
>The Nest
2 1/2 out of 5

The next 2 things I plan on watching are eXistenZ (1999) and a Japanese film called Cult (2013).
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>>204503386
I think you are a harsh critic, maybe lighten up and try to enjoy things more
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>>204503386
Oh and I saw Frogman. 2 out of 5
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>>204503507
>Stop having standards
>Just consoom slop and be happy, bro!
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>>204503386
>pretty decent stuff
>mostly 2/5 scores
Horror fans, please hold the movies you watch to higher standards, you deserve better
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>>204497136
This apparently exists.
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>>204503590
>real movie
>free on Tubi
At some point I might actually watch this just to see how bad and poz'd it is.
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Thoughts on the Hell House movies?
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>>204503571
>>204503507
I don't think the ratings are harsh at all. 2 1/2 is average which is still pretty decent. 3 is above average. 4 is solid, and 5 is a masterpiece

For example. A shit movie like (insert random Netflix slop you've never heard of here) would be a 1 out of 5

Something like Deadstream which is an average but enjoyable movie is a 2 1/2 out of 5.

something above average like Cat People would be a 3 1/2 out of 5 because it's a good movie.

Something like Reanimator is a 4 because it's great. Obviously something like Deadstream wouldn't be close to that rating so it makes sense to give it something closer to a 3.

Something like Dawn of the Dead or Evil Dead would be a 5 for obvious reasons. It's not that i don't enjoy the movies, I just rate them as fairly as I see fit
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>>204503693
They're all great. I'm a fan of the series and a certified FF Chad.
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Is Saw welcome here? I just wanted to say that I hope Hoffman is the main character in the next sequel.
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>>204503738
>FF Chad.
Yeah if FF stood for flaming faggot.
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>>204503757
I can see why you never get invited to Halloween parties.
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>>204503773
because I'm grown adult who doesn't go to cosplay parties and doesn't watch the shittiest subgenre of horror cinema?
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>>204503757
Kek you destroyed that nigga
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>>204503858
Pretty accurate for the most part but Mid and Inconsistent are interchangeable.
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As far as horror sequels go it was decent. Less good than the first movie - the first time charm just wasn't there anymore. They had some interesting ideas for the sequel so it wasn't too repetitive. Overall enjoyable and that's despite main character's distracting bangs
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>>204503797
I feel sorry for you. You're clearly a very sad and angry person. I hope you seek professional help and get better.
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>>204503912
you're throwing a hissyfit because I called you a faggot and now you're talking about how other people are sad and angry LMAO. shut up ya insecure faggot
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>>204503912
>get called a a flaming faggot as a play off of the abbreviation of found footage which is indeed funny
>UM ACKHUALLY MAYBE U JUST NEED HELP YOU ANGRY SAD MAN
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>>204503968
>you're throwing a hissyfit
No, you're making assumptions. I actually feel sorry for you and want you to get better. All I can hope is that you seek professional help and resolve whatever is causing you to be such a sad and angry person.
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>>204504015
Cry more you child LMAO
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>>204502118
they're all bad but savageland is particularly bad
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>>204504055
What do you expect from someone who unironically loves found footage flicks
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>>204504011
>>204504055
I hope you take my advice and seek help for your issues that are making you so sad and angry. Won't feed your anger anymore so you can reply if you want, but I won't reply to it.
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>>204504084
Concession accepted.
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>>204501594
Hell yeah
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>>204504108
overrated
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>>204504134
It's properly rated
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Today is the anniversary of the filming of the Roundhay Garden Scene.
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>>204503693
The first is the best by a huge margin but it's a bit anti-climactic
The rest get bogged down in lore dumps, but I still remember some spooky moments here and there
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>>204502215
best frankensteins to watch?
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>>204504108
>it’s terror time again
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It's gonna be a good night
>eat some fast food
>get high as fuck
>watch the newest Kill Tony
>get high again
>watch old Monstervision shows hosted by Joe Bob
>play Halloween themed Doom wads
>jerk off to degenerate porn
>go to bed
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>>204497006
to be honest i really dont know this counts as horror
just wanted to say this was incredible especially the fucking sound design and the soundtrack
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dang 'ol... boo mang
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>>204504376
The James Whale trilogy
Frankenstein Meets the Wolfman
Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Curse of Frankenstein
Alvin & the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein

That's about it.
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>>204501249
if youre under the influence, yes.
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>>204504376
I'll forever be a fan of The Horror Of Frankenstein
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What are the Simpsons going to do for Treehouse of Horror this year? Will it be kino or are they still continuing the retarded trend of including a segment that has nothing to do with horror or Halloween?
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>>204504425
I wish they did more Halloween specials
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>>204504515
If liking /hor/ and Joe Bob makes me reddit, then everyone in the thread would also be reddit according to your logic.
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>>204504541
i count Megalo-Dale as halloween episode or at least "horror" adjacent
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>>204502451
>it was in the past
didnt see that coming
>the leaches exploding from lycan blood was one of the coolest thing in a mythology setting and should be implemented in more things
it was like the thing blood tests but cooler
>i remember liking the psychic stuff and the few action scenes
when that woman comes through the gate and all of the werewolves run past her was really cool

i did watch all of them one after another, so maybe i was just having some sort of enjoyment train from the series
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>>204504567
Its probably your DUDE WEED lines edging my fellow jaded anon to call you out on your cringe. you deserve it.
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>>204504671
I like getting high like a normal person. It's not part of my personality.
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>>204504567
>Fast food
>Getting high
>Degenerate porn
You are a literal caricature of a redditor
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>>204502451
its not unwatchable and the setting is neat. its just unimaginative and basically just the first movie again. 2 is a lot better than 3.
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>>204504705
>degenerate porn
>not 4chan
found the newfag
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>>204504687
if it werent you wouldnt have mentioned it
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UHD has great image quality for being 36GB. Can't do a full 4K since I have no clue how to do screenshots with DV/HDR not fucking shit up.
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>>204504751
>implying reddit doesn't also love degenerate porn
found the retard
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>>204504789
>um well reddit has it t..too
so you're admitting it is also a 4chan thing and it is only conveniently reddit just to validate your shit point. News flash, degenerate porn, junk food, AND drugs were all staples of 4chan before reddit even existed. Hell, even before you existed.
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>>204504866
Yes but I'm a faggot
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>>204504866
>Nooo you don't understand, EVERYONE on 4chan loves degenerate porn and dude weed just because a certain amount of faggots here do
A few boards like /b/ don't represent the entire site, retard
>Y-yes they do!
So /lgbt/ does too? Sorry anon, but slurping up zogslop isn't "based"
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>>204504944
>>204504910
schizo
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watched the 1963 remake of The Old Dark House

not good as a comedy or a horror
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>>204504950
Nice try
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>>204505008
Nice try me
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The real monster was racism.
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>>204503858
could use Animated Horror
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>>204504448
>>204504522
thanks im gonna try to watch all of these. also got Depraved in the backlog. trying to frankenmaxx this year
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>>204505008
>>204505032
Anon stop.
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Should I watch the sequel? I saw it doesn't have the same Writer and Director
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Maybe the schizo poster should try smoking weed and then he can relax and not be an obnoxious faggot
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>>204501642
Yeah, this one is great. Miguel Ferrer was an excellent casting choice.
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>>204505057
>No rebuttal
>Starts pretending to be a schizo in an attempt to win the argument
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>>204505060
>I saw it doesn't have the same Writer and Director
usually a bad sign
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>>204505060
If you watched the true ending, the sequel makes no sense to begin with
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>>204505060
I liked it, and what's the hard in giving it a watch? Ending it hilarious in a way.
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>>204505094
The joke is not funny anymore. If you're just going to derail the thread by replying to yourself and being off-topic, then leave.
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>>204504417
>film people doing a bunch of nothing
>put some French yelling and gunshots in the background
>call it high art
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>>204504567
>Dude weed and porn lmao
Yeah no you're a faggot
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>>204505245
More like Zone of Disinterest am I right
>captcha: HAGXD
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>>204503693
They are trash, even by FF standards
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>>204497136
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>>204505531
>Jennette McCurdy
I thought she retired after Sam & Cat and took part in the #MeToo shit.
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>>204505381
The first one is actually good
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New horjak dropped
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>>204503742
We love Saw and Hoffman.
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>>204504291
>anti-climactic
Yeah I agree, I would have liked to see a few of the victims getting pulled into the wall/into hell , but I'm glad that they at least heavily implied it was happening.
It was good otherwise though, very spooky
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>>204505861
Kek
>Times you acted like Saint Patrick
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>>204505906
I think I wouldn't mind how low key the ending is if they hadn't hyped up how "shocking" it was supposed to be
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>no new thread
The fuck are you people doing?
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>>204506460
Running a monkey farm
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>>204506468
Slavery was outlawed a long time ago
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I'll bake
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