Ice Nine Kills edition Last time >>204497006
Who has already seen Romulus? What's the verdict?>Alien.Romulus.2024.2160p.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-FLUX
>>204506666>Whats the verdict?Caca
>>204506666hail satan
>>204506666i liked ittoo referential? sure, but it was still a well made flick and all the set pieces were fun. i'll take it over Covenant any day.
>>204506666Checked and I liked it just fine except for one really stupid moment of fan service
>>204506824Based
>>204506666Do I need to see the other nu Alien movies to understand it? Or am I good with just the first two?
>>204506824https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPh-dz8qJzQ
>>204506858No clue. I've seen the two new ones, so I'm set for it.
>>204506574Help me /hor/!My October spooky movie viewing has been a complete disaster. Nothing but garbage!Please recommend only your most kino horror movies to save my Halloween season!
>>204506666Agreed with RLM that the opening 30 minutes is the best part when they are on the mining colony but disagree with them that the rest of the movie isn't good, thought it was pretty fun and intense. Best Alien movie since Aliens easily.>>204506858There's some reference to Prometheus a bit but not required viewing
>>204506881Dark Song
>>204506881What have you been watching? Also I recommend Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Targets, Phenomena, When a Stranger Calls (original), Session 9, and The Church
>>204506887>Agreed with RLM...FUCK OFF
>>204506887>There's some reference to Prometheus a bit but not required viewingThanks. Is Prometheus worth a watch?
>>204506943calm down sperg
>>204506881An American Werewolf In London
>>204506881Pick just about anything from this list
>>204506973Eh. It starts off good but gets bad kind of quick. Has good tummy though
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:>The Fly (1986)>Day of the Dead (1985)>Inferno (1980)>Frankenhooker (1990)>Braindead/Dead Alive (1992)>Bad Taste (1987)>The Devils (1971)>Manhunter (1986)>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)>The Prowler (1981)>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)>The Deadly Spawn (1983)>Elves (1989)>Carnosaur (1993)>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)>Cube (1997)>Blood Dolls (1999)>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)>Maximum Overdrive (1986)>Night Flier (1997)>Near Dark (1987)>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)
>>204507187Add "The Keep"
>>204506973If you can go into Prometheus not expecting an "Aliens Xenomorph" movie and be willing to overlook a handful of really dumb writing decisions meant to further the plot, then yes, it's a great watch.
>>204507187>Elves (1989)Kek this one is a blast.
>>204506881Van Helsing
>>204507200Noted
>>2045068243rd time in a row you post this, you're overdoing it
>>204507549I am GOD here!
This was good. Ending was gorey in an Evil Dead II way.
This scene gave me a boner
>>204507918Me too, she had nice legs.
>>204506574>Ice Nine Kills editionfucking poser faggot kyseveryone shitpost in this thread so we can move onto an edition worthy of /hor/
>>204508837Nothing wrong with INK now and then
>>204508918now and then yeah but as a general op? nah
>>204506995KIKEslop
I watched the new ‘Salem’s Lot twice bros probably will watch again this monthWhat mediocre-to-subpar horror movies do you have a special affinity with that you can’t make anyone else understand and don’t even pretend to yourself that it’s a misunderstood kino?I also love Dracula Untold, Halloween 5 and Resident Evil Apocalypse.
>>204509144>What mediocre-to-subpar horror movies do you have a special affinity with that you can’t make anyone else understand and don’t even pretend to yourself that it’s a misunderstood kino?89 phantom with robbie englund>I also love Dracula Untold, Halloween 5 and Resident Evil Apocalypse.haven't seen dracula but it looked particularly shit. halloween 5 is okay but drags on and apocalypse is seriously misunderstood, it's RE3 the movie and that's why it's great.
Saw Strange Darling. Nice tight little film, but selling it as 70s exploitation does it and 70s exploitation a disservice. The told out of order gimmick works well. I fully believe that guy was a sociopath when in sequence it makes sense he doesn't have his truck radio on while doing blow because he started it up as soon as he could It's not very 70s, maybe a little Frankenheimer's paranoia, and you should be able to sell it as current exploitation. Not everything that uses red titling has to be 70s. Other than that my only complaint was some girl legit took flash photos three times in the cinema during the movie. And not, oh shit I accidentally my camera, she turned on the preview lighting to make sure she got the shot right, then took the flash photo. Genuine sociopath shit on par with banging lines without music. >>204506574Wait is this ice nine as in Vonnegut's Cat's Cradle?
>>204499238fun fact, the actor who played Merton actually wrote and performed the theme song
>>204509144about to finish my second read of the book. should i watch any of the media or will it all be unsatisfactory
>>204509601FBI agents look like that? Damn, I need to start jerking off more in case one is watching me.
>>204509533The book is one of my favourites and I love the Tobe Hooper version. It has the same max comfy feel as the book plus the vampire effects are amazing and spooky. The eye effects are creepy as shit. The only criticism I hear about it is that it’s kind of “boring” but if you like the book and how its appeal is small town slice of life for a lot of it, you won’t mind.Haven’t seen the 00s version.The new one I actually love the elements of, but it got studiocucked down from a 3 hour runtime to a 2 hour runtime (makes no sense because it’s direct to streaming anyway but producers gonna meddle i guess). The elements are all there, but most of the slice of life is gone, maybe wait to see if they release the directors cut with that version.
>>204506574https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bw-G4Ubof8
>>204506666Great and not even overly fanserviced like some people said. It’s just a couple lines of dialogue at most and the returning android character. People sneedthed till their heads exploded about the autismo robot saying Ripley’s line but in a sperg way for no reason. It was a funny gag meant to make you kek. If Terminator 2 came out nowadays plebs would seethe about Arnold repeating lines from the first.
>>204507421this movie is better that it has any right to be. will be rewatching it this october desu
>>204509763not a kingfag by any means but Salem's Lot is kino.
he is literally me. HELP
What's the best horror of the 2020s so far?
>>204510232msnbc
>>204510232>Project Wolf Hunting>Horror In The High Desert 1-3>Dashcam>The SadnessThere have been a lot of horror so far this decade that I really liked.
>>204510232For me it’s The First Omen. A breath of fresh air in a wave of bonechilling slowburn trauma metaphorslop and goreslop.
I’ll check out Red State today
>>204510404she cute
>tfw you downloaded The Incel Tapes just to see how ridiculous, shitty, and poz'd it'll beNot sure when I'll get to it, but should be interesting.
>>204510427
>>204510404>that stiff wrist autism waveCute
>>204510442>teens>online invitation for sexThat sounds ridiculous, then again so did willingly suffocating yourself by huffing in gas, and here we are now.
>>204506824Based Argentochad.
Not having kids only gets to you around holidays. Never getting the chance to take your kid out for Halloween sucks ass.
>The [x] tapesno thanks, skip anything with that kind of title
>>204510577For me it's prime Connelly.
>>204510613name 2 movies that have that kind of title
>>204509144Why I don't get is why the producers butchered around 1/3 out of it since it just released to vod anyways
>>204510613>>204510635>The Poughkeepsie Tapes>The Phoenix Tapes '97>Bigfoot: The Lost Coast TapesAll are pretty kino
Went to see Terrifier 3 earlier. It's great, definitely better than Terrifier 1 but I don't think it beats Terrifier 2. It's total gorefest with great effects. Most of the movie is Art having a blast killing people and the drama with the main girl is dialed back, though still present. If you're one of the people that is "in on the joke" and gets a kick out of these movies, you'll definitely enjoy it. I think I had a smile on my face the entire time.Kills include are Art ripping a guy's face off while whatsherface masturbates with a glass shard; the shower scene which includes Art sodomizing a guy with a chainsaw; the rat scene where Art takes a glass tube and shoves it down a woman's throat, hammers it in until it starts splitting her mouth apart, then shoves several rats in the tube and lights a blowtorch behind them so they eat their way into her throat, then slits her throat and the rats fall out (Art then stomps on the rats). We also get kills involving liquid nitrogen and Art blowing up children with a bomb, among other things.Complaints: the movie felt a bit short and there were a few things that were offscreened that I felt like should've been shown, such as Sienna recovering the sword and the events at the fraternity involving Jonathan, though I suppose the latter will be shown in Terrifier 4 (the ending is directly leading into another sequel). The latter cut between the fraternity and the final act felt a bit jarring but this is a minor problem on the whole.Overall it's another fun slasher if you're of the right mindset to understand that it's supposed to be funny and why.
>>204510674>felt a bit shortnigga it’s a 2 hour slasher movie it’s too long
>>204510635no thanks, ignore any post that challenges me
>>204510404>Nell Tiger Sneed
>>204510626Cunnelly*
>>204510698I said why it felt short. Also I was thoroughly enjoying it and it were longer I would not have minded.
>>204510698>nigga it’s a 2 hour slasher movie it’s too long
When did you realize /hor/ was mostly latino posters?
>signs you just experienced kino
>>204510674>the movie felt a bit shortI thought the runtime was perfect. It felt neither too short nor did it overstay its welcome.
>>204510577For me it’s Lara Wendel gf
>>204510730nta but he's partially right, the standard 90-100 minute three-act structure is perfect for slashers. i like a longer film but when you hit the 2-hour, 4-act structure you have to keep intact and not lose the plot
>>204510730it's about time we had a generation that actually called out self-indulgent filmmakers desuanything longer than 2 hours is just obnoxious
>>204510768If it had shown more at the fraternity I would agree, it felt a bit short to me because of the cut there.
>>204510730Based zoomies refusing to swallow some 80 iq “auteur” slop from some moron who thinks he’s making the next horror icon2 hours is vastly too long for a literally plotless gore film.
>>204510144Watch Tenebre and try to get a novel out of it?
>>204510764I've seen 6 out of their 9 movies
>>204510779She cute.
>>204510371>Horror In The High Desert 3Did you pay to see this? I've been looking for a torrent but no luck; I assumed it's not out yet. The first two are total found footage slop but I can't resist it.>>204510404I think this has been my favourite so far as well. It really surprised me with how good it was. Especially how well done the cinematography was. That one scene with the drone/helicopter shot over Rome stuck with me.
>>204510878>Did you pay to see this?Not him but I rented it.
>>204510878>Did you pay to see this?No, I pirated it like everything else.
>even if I have the name of a snake? ;)
>>204506666>nobody complains about people taking a shipwhat?
>>204510784Except most slashers only show the actual slasher for around 10-15m runtime at MOSTTerrifier has Art for most of the runtime and the kills are also extended, meanwhile someone in Friday the 13th is often killed by Jason in around 10-20sI can see the Terrifier 3 runtime justified, Terrifier 2 is the one that had a lot of bloat though since most of the bloat had NOTHING to do with Art like Sienna's family/highscool roastie drama
>>204510779>born 1965>film came out in 1982SHE WAS 17 YOU SICK FUCK
>>204510705Very cute.
>>204510921What site? Spoonfeed please. All I know now are TGX and TPB.
>>204510948Yeah Terrifier 3 is mostly Art killing people from start to finish
>>204510730Nah he's right, there's no way this slop needs to be 2 hours
Been watching some horror documentaries latelyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8PeDUBmgDQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA3B3kXZPpAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZQ9DHxBpVY
>>204506887>opening 30 minutes is the best part when they are on the mining colonyYou mean the 30m where N O T H I N G xenomorph related happens?Nigga why you watching an Alien movie
>>204510948Based Michael and Jason showing up for about 2 mins of screentime total and still being more iconic than Shart the clown
>>204510955Don’t look up when Phenomena came out vs JCon’s age.
Watched Wolf the other day. The one with Jack and Michelle. Nostalgia kino and werewolfcore. Beautifully directed too.
>>204510979>Tom saviniThanks for sharing anonsama
>>204510964I honestly don't remember, since it wasn't the private trackers I was on.
just watched The Night Fliergirl was super cute
>>204510751/hor/anons should start posting hand like in /film/. It would probably clear some things up real quick
>>204510948amazing how all those slasher films were able to masterfully use the trend of never fully revealing the monster and are still talked about 50+ years later because they were made by filmmakers who actually understand the artdamian's best attribute as a filmmaker is he casts nothing but 8s for his damsels, and while that's good it isn't enough for the rest of the film, art is a boring character because he has no character
>>204510779Great legs also.
>>204510955>>204511012Isn’t the age of consent like 14 in italy? Also why i don’t give a shit about Argento’s daughter sneeding and feeding some 17 year old, in her home country it would have been fine
>Lake of the Dead (1958)this was mostly boring and unremarkable but it's short and pretty
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CERVIX
>>204511102I have more *fun* watching Art than previous slasher villains. Does that mean they're better movies? Not really, because they're different sorts of movies. If you aren't having fun and laughing you don't get it.
>>204511190Which bits did you find funny and why?
>>204511102>amazing how all those slasher films were able to masterfully use the trend of never fully revealing the monsterthat's complete shit and I loathe almost every single creature/monster movie that does that, imagine watching Gremlins but they only show up at the end>art is a boring character because he has no characternow you're just hating on it for the sake of hating on it considering Art is certainly unique enough compared to most other slashers that tried and were quickly forgotten outside of the big 80s ones/GhostfaceI could see complaints about barely any female nudity, not even boobs on a gory horror movie, but Art not having character, really?
>>204511151italy has an age of consent?>>204511190you have fun watching art because you're a faggoti have fun making fun of you because i'm a manwe are not the same
>watch 70s/80s horror flick>not a single PoC
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Terrifier films
>>204506666HAIL SATANIt wasn't horrible, but it didn't really add anything.>Alien was Show No Mercy>Aliens was Reign In Blood>Alien was South of Heaven
>>204511224thank you for confirming you're a low-iq individual that cannot into film
>>204511116>uhhhh for this next scene we’re gonna need you to climb over this fence Lara>w-why are you placing the camera there Dario>uhh.. cinematography innit
>>204511218>Which bits did you find funny and why?Just about every kill. The total mean-spirited nastiness of it is what's funny, because it's not taking any pains about trying to pretend it's anything else and is just reveling in what it is.
I have an incredibly high IQ and the first two Terrifier movies went right over my head.
>>204511339what is this panty kino?
>>204511394Tenebre
imagine complaining about Terrifier in a horror thread just because it's getting popular.Reminder it's the same kind of schizo who would call Friday the 13th etc. worthless filth in the 80s but now claims it's good just because they're established movies/franchises of renown
>>204511394Go watch it immediately, it's Argento's best movie in my estimation
>>204511419What about that faggot sucking off It Follows and V/H/S/Beyond? Same anon?
>>204511419The first Friday made more than the entire Slopifier franchise combined and that’s before adjusting for inflation kekOrganic slasherkino vs shilled astroturfed dishonest slop
>>204511242>watch 2010s/2020s horror flick>still not a single PoCSome things never change in Chudwood and chudependent productions
>>204511242The horror genre was progressive before every other genre and has always had based non white characters thoughbeit
is Dreamcatcher any good
>>204511076How’s this?
>>204511342Even something like August Underground has a veneer of art to it, because in trying to seem like it's not art and instead real, this can only come off as if it's making an artistic statement. Terrifier doesn't care about any of that, it's just what it is. You want to have a ball watching people get slaughtered, here you go, there's no veneer over it that you're supposed to be rooting against the villain, or that you're supposed to feel negatively about what's going on, or that what you're watching is supposed to be realistic, none of that bullshit, it's just what it is.
>>204511537>Organic slasherkino vs shilled astroturfed dishonest slopChrist, anon. At least try to get an actual argument instead of acting like a schizo.Hilarious to consider something that has existed as shorts since 2009 as astroturfed dishonest slopMeanwhile almost every critic in existence was calling Friday the 13th slop back in the days, stop being a disingenuous cunt
This would be a kino mini series
>>204511713Gtfo Slopifier scatfag>SIRRRRRR PLEASW WATCH TERRIFIER IN CAPITAL CITY AND SUPPORT NEW HORROR ICON SIRRR
>>204510490just buy a mirror, brohehe, gottem
>>204510979>Deafening your wife while testing squibsLiving the dream
>>204511076I'm brazilian.
>>204511815You do not understand these movies and they went completely over your head.
>>204511949Same. Terrifier 3 only on Oct 30 is SUFFERING
>>204510049yeah i watch it on halloween every year. it's not without flaws but the effects and the production design are really good, especially in frankenstein's lab, and i really like its versions of dracula, frankenstein's monster, and mr. hyde.
>>204511990Might not even come to my town.
>>204511634True. It pushed the boundaries of special effects and allowed for more freedom of directing and artistic input
>>204512001NTA but it's kind of nostalgic for me too, it's one of the only horror-adjacent films i saw as a child.
>>204511962>you don't understand a guy who writes art on the wall with poop and bloodnigga please
Art kills one (1) black person in Terrifier 3
>>204512176Yes, the "joke" of what these movies are went over your head.
>>204511747>kids on bikes doing spooky shit in the summertimeI'd watch it
>>204506574Who else here /Grotesquerie/?
>>204512229>Sneedan MurphyIs he the only gay in hollywood let another homo make something fucking hell
>>204512215the joke is that they're literally shit?
>The film was received poorly by critics. On the review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, it holds a rare 0% approval rating based on seven reviews.[5] Audiences surveyed by CinemaScore gave the film a grade of "C−" on scale of A+ to F.[6]well /hor/?
The more I think about Terrifier, the more I think it's a total evolution of the horror genre, but that it hasn't really sunk in yet. The fact that the films are successful shows that it's hitting the zeitgeist correctly and that audiences seem to understand at least subconsciously what's going on, but on a critical level I don't think it's there yet which is why you get such a negative reaction out of some people who are still trying to interpret the films by the old paradigms.
>>204512402I was actually thinking of watching this and Cat's Eye tonight for a Stephen King double feature
>>204512441How is it doing anything different than what Eli Roth was executing better and more financially successful in the 00s with Hostel and Cabin Fever
>>204512402It's decent creaturekinoThere's a monologue by Douriff about rats & vietnam that lasts forever though
>>204510674>too shortthe ending of 2 drags on forever
AMC is already advertising for their "Best Christmas Ever" month of Christmas movies.
>>204512481In Cabin Fever and Hostel you inhabit the victim and the movie is trying to horrify you with gore. They're traditional horror films, the opposite of Terrifier. You should've realized you were dealing with something different when Art pulls out a gun and shoots the ostensible main girl in the head partway through Terrifier 1.
>>204512452gonna watch Needful Things for the first time, maybe Langoliers too
>>204511747I'm surprised there hasn't been more Dan Simmons adaptations. As far as I know the first season of The Terror is the only one.
>>204512229>what if Se7en was gay?
>>204511657Is that a verruca?
>>204511949>>204511990You definitely post in /film/.
times you acted like Curse Of The Blair Witch?
>>204507598is this movie worth watching? The length has put me off
>>204511657Sasquatch?Forreal though, we’ve known you’re a white guy all year.
>>204511747Sounds like Stranger Things
>>204511657clean your fucking feet niggerand get some new boxers, i had that same brand/style when i was in high school which was almost 20 years ago
>>204512595>LangoliersI finally read that, in fact I have Four Past Midnight open in another tab AS WE SPEAK
>>204511102>never fully revealing the monsterThat's gay. If I never get a clear shot of the main attraction then I'm going to be pissed. Not every movie can be Blair Witch Project, there's a reason the Friday the 13th movies have Jason literally burst through walls and jump at the camera. People want to see the horror part of the movie.
>>204511224>imagine watching Gremlins but they only show up at the endFor some reason there's a part of the "modern audience" that prefers that. I guess it's more elevated when you don't see anything.
>>204513530Well that's because ST borrowed that setup and aesthetic from dozens of stories and films that came before it.>The Goonies>Stand By Me>Monster Squadetc.
>>204513651>there's a reason the Friday the 13th movies have Jason literally burst through walls and jump at the cameraand now you notice that when he's in full reveal he's not as scary and his power weakensthat's the whole ploy of horror films, they're a play on the fear of the unknown, that's why darkness is essential to a monster movie you stupid cum-gargling cock-ingesting faggotoid nigger
Has there been any recent creature movies with an actual good creature design?
>>204511076who posted hand
>>204513746The newborn in Alien Romulus was freaky
>>204513746Not too recent but The Ritual had an incredible looking monster
>>204513746Snatchers, especially the sex scene
>>204513791>>204513796>>204513811Will check them out. Overall feels like it's been very lacking in creature films for some time.
>>204513725Obviously
>>204513738>and now you notice that when he's in full reveal he's not as scary and his power weakensI didn't notice that.>the fear of the unknown, that's why darknessYou've made a shitty movie if it's so dark I can't see. That's not scary, it's boring. I'm trying to watch a movie, not imagine one.
>>204513796I was about to post the same thing. The Ritual in general could have been a great movie if Netflix weren't producing it.
>>204513861bait
>>204513893I thought it was pretty good. Setup took a while and I remember the characters being annoying as fuck, but it was good once it got rolling.
>>204513939Explain why it's good to subvert le expectations and not show the monster beyond>it's scarier!!!because that's not true, it's lame and gay as fuck. If I wanted to not see a monster I'd watch a different genre.
>>204513725i have the "montauk" pitch book and those are literally the references they make in how they describe their vision for the showfunny enough d&d and stephen king are not really mentioned despite later becoming a vital part of the serieshttps://file.io/fXzH5cfFo0e3
>>204513861>You've made a shitty movie if it's so dark I can't seei didn't say the movie has to be so dark you can't see the monsteri said the monster is more terrifying when it can't be fully seenthat jason x clip you posted still works because she's being assaulted from behind and so both the character and the idiot women who obsess over true crime podcasts can be simultaneously scared and turned onbut jason himself looks weak especially compared to his later form
>>204514022The influences definitely come through. I enjoyed the first season of ST but it really went downhill for me quickly after that. Should've been a one and done but it was too popular and too much of a potential cash cow for that.
>>204513530If Stranger Things featured an 11 year old being sucked into a combine then sure
>>204514156>Should've been a one and done but it was too popular and too much of a potential cash cow for that.literally the last page is about this lol
Any suggestions for anthology movies. Just watched the new VHS now Im craving more.
>>204513394Absolutely, i have both /hor/ and /film/ open at all times.
>>204513858Snatchers does practical creatures and effects really well, but a lot of anons hate it because the teenagers talk like current day teenagers. I love it when there's practical FX because they think things through better especially when they've the confidence to regularly show the monster.
>>204514255body bagsasylum
>>204513893THISIt had the stupid bland cinematography that everything made by Netflix hasThe script and monster were honestly good, the movie just needed better atmosphere
>>204514234Man it's literally Stephen King's IT
>>204514255The House That Dripped Blood
>>204510674What the fuck is the joke?
>>204514234>>204514308Please be nice to the lady who tells me about books I'll never read about things I've never heard ofhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PhXy-SMhLk
cant think of a single anthology that was good all the way through and didn't have at least one section that suckedmaybe Twilight Zone?
>>204514429Skill issue
>>204510705I got banned once for writing that word
>>204514359>What the fuck is the joke?the joke is you paid to see that piece of shit>>204514429>cant think of a single anthology that was good all the way through and didn't have at least one section that suckedi named two in >>204514299
>>204514339Sauce on the first one.
>>204514449on the part of the anthology creators, yeah
>>204514507haven't seen Asylum, but since you named Body Bags which DEFINITELY has some low points I don't have a lot of faith in your Asylum rec
>>204514396Intredasting, thanks
>>204514429tales from the crypt 1972 ad
>>204514259You and me both. /hor/ ain’t big enough for all of us, plus two different groups with considerably different tastes frequent these generals outside of crossposters.
>>204514541ok fair enough i haven't actually seen body bags lol it just always gets tossed around in horror anthology discussionsbut asylum is 70s kino
>>204511815kek. i'd totally watch a pajeet adaptation
>>204514542Rest of the channel is wild shit too, waiting for her to come back from a break to tell me about the neonazi lesbian s&m victorian larping cult behind cure dolly
How many movies have you managed to watch so far anons and do you think you’re finna boutta manage to reach 31 this spooka season? I’m at 9 so far and I think I’m gonna make it especially since I’ll cover a lot of ground on weekends where I watch multiple a day.Also name your favourite you discovered this month. I watched Haute Tension for the first time and enjoyed it even though it was fucking retarded.
>>204514459My last one was for saying I needed Elle Fanning to sit on my faceI don't see what's so unreasonable about that
>>204514563ill check it out I've seen most of the other Amicus anthologies
>>204514782Seems like it would be unreasonable to not want that
>>204514763Coincidentally, I’m also at 9. I’ve been seriously slacking.
>>204514763Maybe 9 or 10 movies so far? Mostly just been watching stuff I've already seen. I enjoyed Lords of Salem, that was a new watch. I might give RZ's Halloween movies another try if I can suffer through his infatuation with poor white trash.
>>204514782>>204514816
>>204514816>>204514873I get pink eye for she
>>204514512monique gabrielterror toons
>>204514846Be sure to watch the director cuts of them, i rewatched H2 recently and it’s my favourite RZkino now.
>not streaming anywhere>not uploaded anywhere>no torrentsDid this even actually come out or am I being trolled?
>>204514429All three stories in Three Extremes were good
>>204515033>Stream>not available to streamWhat did they mean by this?
Why are the Nightmare, Hellraiser and TCM sequels so fucking unwatchable compared to the Halloween and Friday ones brosI guess the comfy factor of the last 2 saves them.
>>20451476332, which is a lower pace than last year. I need to pick up the pace.
>>204514985Didn't recognize her, i remember watching her Emmanuelle on late night cable when i was 14.
>>204515218the only good nightmare sequel is new nigtmarethe only good tcm sequel is 2the only good hellraiser sequel is 2 and maybe 3 if you like cheese
>>204515033It's supposed to be available on Amazon tomorrow.
>>204515302>Dream warriors doesn't exist for anonJesus how do you cope?
>watch Alien>the salvage crew has a flamethrowerKind of weird>and a fucking harpoon gun?????????What???????What would you need a hand held harpoon gun for when tow derelict space structures (it didn't look like a ship maybe a space station?) around?Also the Alien was a total cunt
>watching lisa frankenstein>she's watching day of the dead>RHODES is on the tvThis has to be kino
>>204515512m8 we could find the edges of the universe and the secrets of all life, and ppl would still want harpoon guns and crossbows
>>204506666best after Aliens
>>204515512maybe there's space pests and fauna you have to shoo away or spear sometimes. like a space sea otter that you need to harpoon off your ship
>>204506830which one, the stay away from her you bitch?
>>204515673Don't fuck with space sea otters, they're good boys
drinking 2 pints of guiness and watchng dawn of the dead theatrical cut on 4k
>>204515512>>204515673Harpoon gun is more than likely for when you're on a surface of a planet and need to navigate difficult terrain. Flamethrower is for no doubt like anon said for space pest and also probably space pirates.
>>204515747Good life choice
>>204515512It had a rope or whatever so it makes since for a derelict hunter crew. Sometimes in space it's easier to shoot and pull than risk getting lost in space
>>204510442Red State was awful. Only reason it's not Kevin Smith's worst is because he made Yoga Hosers and Tusk.
>>204515302for some reason I enjoy Hellrasier 4
Why the fuck does he talk like that? Was he perpetually drunk while doing ADR?
>>204515512They don’t have flamethrowers, Dallas tells Parker to make them. Brett made the cattle prod they have earlier as well. The harpoon is on the escape shuttle, not the Nostromo, so i guess it’s a part of some survival kit for landing on a planet.
Watching Prince of Darkness, what am I in for?
>>204515302watching 5 right now and it's alright
>>204515302I like dream master, mostly because of the amazing soundtrack.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW1giis3lBo>I’LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING ANYTHING ANYTHING
I feel like there's another universe where Laid to Rest is the big slasher of the modern day in place of Terrifier if the director didn't die before he could make the third one.
>>204514164What's a combine?
>>204515999Solid B grade Carpkino alongside In the Mouth of Madness and They live
>>204514782Probably because you posted it in 2014
>avoided Ghosts of Mars for years because of the terrible reception>finally get around to it>ITS FUCKING KINOIn 20 years it will be a classic just like the other Carpenter kinos that were shat on at release and got popular over the following years.
>>204516152nah it was just too silly
>>204515512>>204515969Not a salvage crew, long-haul truckers towing a refinery.And a line gun is a handy thing to have if you need to do EVA.
>>204512402It's about a C. Short story is a solid A. One of King's creepiest short stories.
>>204516152But it's been 20 years.
>>204514782Fucking criminal... this one’s for you, anon.
>>204516152It's decent enough if you don't notice all the little nods he did to his previous work. I'm surprised he didn't throw in an automated rover chasing them.
>>204511747Always wondered why this didn't get a movie adaptation.>Group of kids fighting spooky creatures in a small town>Egyptian evil>Gory brutal kid deathsHas the feel of IT.
I'm a big Oculus defender
>>204515302Nightmare On Elm Street 3 is better than 1.
Red State wasn’t really much of a “horror” movie but it was kino either way.
>>204516051
>>204516053Great apocalyptic horror beautifully shot and staged.
>>204516293And is enough of a cult film at this point to have received a high quality Blu-ray release in 2019, people are starting to like it. I doubt it will be considered one of his best but to be considered a solid C+ movie is what it deserves
Starting Wolfen, see you guys in a couple of hours.
Just watched Brain Damage. Not bad for what it is. The yelling was a little much, but the song was kek. Cucked by your own bro, lol, lmao even. What else did I think of it.
>BBBOOOYYY!!!
>sex offenders required to post "no candy" signs on Halloween>ruled unconstitutional by a judgeanother burger W for freedom
>>204516896I like Basket Case and Frankenhooker better but Brain Damage is definitely the filthiest and sleaziest.
Currently watching The Houses October Built. Prime example of middle of the road 2010s found footage slop. I mean that with all loving affection because it's pretty decent. The premise is one that sounds really good but has a high potential for being executed poorly and it's somewhere in between that. I'm leaning more toward done well and good fun rather than poor execution at the moment. The doll monster design is pretty badass, too.
>>204517088>currently watchingI hate the fact that everyone's attention span is so shot by social media, tiktok, jewtube shorts, etc. that they can't even spend 90-120 minutes focusing solely on a movie.Fix your fucking life, tripfag.
>>204514782the mod who banned you is clearly gay>>204515302>tcm next gen is badi want to kill you slowly and painfully
If you can't get down with some middle of the movie 4chan blogposting then don't ever fucking reply to me. Period.
I suppose i'll watch Water fo tnite cuz I like dat it follows shawdy
>>204516152people also thought escape from la was bad not realizing carpenter was making a shit film on purpose and that's part of why it's great>>204517157nta but once in a while it's fun to pause a movie and shitpost on /tv/ about it and then periodically pause to update the thread, retard. it's the closest thing some people here have to real friends (not me, i'm perfectly fine with watching a movie start to finish on my own or with people).
>>204517204*Watcheraw shieeeeet mane
>Lets Scare Jessica to Death>not actually about a plot to scare Jessica to death>just some dumb gay vampire ghost thing (but not gay enough to be 70s lesbo vampire sleaze kino)It was okay I guess. Definitely over hyped I think people talking it up so much does it a disservice.
>>204516492Dream Warriors is fucking stupid, Wes Craven was drunk when he made that one.
>>204517244its mediocre and predictable
>>204517157So many streaming services have ads now you ever think he might be in an ad break ding dong?
>>204517261chat gpt keeps trying to get me to watch that one, that and The Witch Who Came from the Sea
>>204517272based and proper take, dream warriors is actually what ruined NOES
>>204517216>it's fun to pause a movie and shitpost on /tv/ about itIt's not. I sit and watch 4+ hours of movies without ever looking at my phone, posting online, or anything. Just me and the movies, that's it.>>204517289No, because I'm not some retard that doesn't know how to pirate.
>>204517157I’ll be damned if you’re gonna make me defend a fucking tripfag.
>>204517353This is NOT bussin fr fr
>>204517157I’m personally getting worse to the point where I have to make a change. A movie that is an hour and a half long on average takes me about 3 hours to watch at this point because I have to constantly pause and check /hor/. I was proud of myself last night for making The Substance(2 hours 20 minutes) only last about 3 hours.
>>204517477No horror movie has any reason being over 2 hours, most horror movies don't have enough material past an hour and 45 minutes.
>>204517547Yeah I won’t really argue with that
>>204516546On the 'flix, are we?
>Under ParisWhat are the super reproducing sharks eating in the rivers of major cities to gain the energy to make babies?How did blowing up a bunch of old WW2 shells in a river make a tidal wave and flood a lot of Paris????Also why did the specific shark that killed her boyfriend and crew travel from the middle of the Pacific, past all of SE Asia, India, and Africa to reach France? What a fucking reach holy shit.You expect me to believe that a week after this movie they didn't make the turbo shark annihilation machine 9000 to solve the problem? These ate fucking toads or mongooses or beetles they're big as sharks and we're fucking amazing at wiping out large species.Sharks are like negative scary. Some cool shots but needed more gore and a less retarded plot 2/10
>>204517353What if there's a werewolf break?
>>204517477>A movie that is an hour and a half long on average takes me about 3 hours to watch at this point because I have to constantly pause and check /hor/. This but because I like repeating certain scenes. I think I have a problem because I didn’t used to do this and one movie took me all night once but it was sooooo fucking good it was warranted.
>>204517678>eating in the rivers of major cities to gain theMullet
>>204517272I'm rockin' with Dokken, I don't know what you're tripping about
>>204517353>I sit and watch 4+ hours of movies without ever looking at my phone, posting online, or anythingcongratulations, you have autism.
How do we move the horror genre away from goreslop?
>>204517926A mainstream smash hit that's not goreslop. Then you'll get nothing but non-goreslops
>>204517926Goresloppa will always exist in a niche capacity. Terrifier gets memed like it’s a mega hit but Longlegs was an actual normie hit. Non sloppa horror will always make the money and keep the sloppa at bay.
>>204517926That 2000s killed horror by making gore slop popularThe 2010s were the final nail in the coffin by making Mcdonalds arthouse trauma metaphor slop popularBoth killed the genre
The Houses October Built was good. I'd recommend it to any found footage fan.
>>204518023>Terrifier gets memed like it’s a mega hit but Longlegs was an actual normie hit.What are you basing this on? In the normie spaces I frequent, I see near universal agreement that Longlegs was a letdown, meanwhile I saw a decent amount of hype for Terrifier 3.>Non sloppa horror will always make the money and keep the sloppa at bay.Maybe I'm retarded but I can't think of a non-goreslop horror that has done well in the last couple years. Maybe Alien Romulus but that's part of a massive franchise so I'm not counting that. I'm talking about new IPs.
>>204517714This sounds soulful, as if you are enjoying a movie so much you wanna relive scenes right then and there. You are enjoying movies to their greatest extent. What movie took you all night?
>first Popeye appearance>January 17, 1929Holy shit bros we're so close to new unwatchably terrible piblic domain edgeslop
>>204518292I’d love to tell you but it’s embarrassing even for me to admit. It’s not /hor/ but someone did mention it here a few weeks back. Also it took place in real-time so it was like the whole film took place over a six hour span instead of two.
>>204518529>>204518529>>204518529
>>204518538you fucker
>>204516969dub 69 checked. Frakenhooker is on my list. Basket Case just added, thanks fren.
any good classic horror movies on youtube?
