Based Argento edition Last time >>204554963
>ArgentofagI knew you were going to post faggot shit.
Don't mind me, just posting the best horror movie podcast, Zac Amico's Midnight Spookshow.
HOW IS THIS?
>>204561614>dead men do tell tales>feel the chillpick a lane
>>204561614>after buffy the vampireearly 2000s cable was kino
HERE ARE ALL THE FRIDAY THE 13TH / ANOES / HALLOWEEN NOVELS FOR FREE!ENJOY - https://www.mediafire.com/folder/79cqqinjz8wrw/Horror_Tie-In_NovelsCourtesy of this Based God Anon - https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/196120940/#196125624
>>204561575>Seething this hardLmao
>>204561558Much better OP than the last thread.
>>204561668he has a point though
>>204561723I'm sorry you didn't get to post another cheap Onlyfans whore as the OP image, anonMaybe next time
>>204561759>if you don't like a bad director and shit movies that means blah blah blah sluts blah blahboring
>>204561860Even if you don't like Argento, using images from an actual horror film as the OP image is objectively better than shitty meme OP threads like the Onlyfans one or the /nigga/ gimmick one we had a few weeks ago
>>204561878>a turd is better than vomitwow le epic win
I regret that I only found out about the original after finishing this and that it had a much better ending. For those who saw both who did they compare? I heard that in the OG the protagonist family was a lot more intolerable
>>204561925>Nooo the OP image is from movies me no like me waaaaaah niggerman save me!Actual autismIs this the first time a /hor/ thread starts with an image from a film you don't like, newfag?
nth for Argento Dawn
>>204561964why are you so insecure
>>204561964>You must come live with me! In paradise! Niggerman will have all the fresh fish he can eat!
>>204561988>No rebuttalI accept your concession
>>204562025You didn't say anything to refute. It's just you displaying your insecurity and crying about me shitting on Argento and the choice of the image used. Get over it dude lmao
>>204561661>mediafire where you have to download every file individually thanks... i guess
>>204562049>You didn't say anything to refuteBut I did? Re-read this>Is this the first time a /hor/ thread starts with an image from a film you don't like, newfag?Well, is it? You haven't seen a thread with an image you don't like before? Why are you acting as if this has never happened before? Do you cry every time it does?
>>204562100Use something like jDownloader 2
>>204562011I love her, but I always wonder... does she have a pussy? I will only accept serious replies, any funny business will be disregarded.
watch something
>>204562174I believe fishes, like birds do, just have an all-purpose hole called cloaca.
>>204561558I watched When Evil Lurks last night and it was pretty good. I thought all newer movies were just slop so I haven't watched a lot of recent movies. Are there any other newer movies worth watching that aren't just jumpscares and goreporn?
>>204562174
>>204561723If you're a retard with the worst imaginable taste possible then I'm sure it seems that way.
>only the most autistic posts get engagementthats weird
>>204562011kek>>204562174I assume so. A very fishy one.
Sure pussy is niceBut have you ever stared into your fishwife's eyes with her returning a look of total love and devotion
>>204561595Shitty example. It was 30 minutes of Norton shouting, “I RILLY LIEK TRANNY DICK!” while everyone fake chuckled uncomfortably followed by another hour of near dead silence and ICP anecdotes.
The next person to get dubs ITT has to watch American Psycho 2: All American Girl
Bride of Frankenstein was awesome but I'm glad I knew beforehand that the Bride is in it for like 2 minutes. The actress is also in the intro though so I guess that adds to it. She was pretty hot too.How is the next Frank movie?
>>204562174If she’s part octopus, that’s probably a hard beak between her tentacles.
>>204562392I have the less common opinion that Frankenstein > Bride.Not sure why everyone prefers Bride over the OG.The next Frank and on are all lesser quality then not so good crossovers with other monsters and then Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein which is great.
>>204562385Why do you make that sounds like a punishment. I actually kind of like it for what it is.
>>204562183
>>204562644Well, anon? >>204562385
>>204562183fine, you got me
>>204562529Only seen both of them once but right now I probably prefer Bride desu. Had more varied setpieces and more action.Best Universal Monster movie I've seen is The Invisible Man.
>>204562183why include semi-rare movies that arent easily sourced, /film/ fag? makes it more of a chore
>>204562696i already rolled, but i'll watch it for shatner alone, not mila cuntis
>>204562338It hurts...
Times you acted like Hoffman?
>>204562246>I watched When Evil Lurks last night>I thought all newer movies were just slopYou thought right
>>204562246>and gorepornBut When Evil Lurks was hyped up mostly for its gore.It was alright. Not a bad movie but not a mindblowing one.If you want some good recent movies watch>the sadness>possessor>deadstream
>>204561558I've watched two movies no one on here has mentioned and I can't say because I'm the only person on LB who logged both this month
>>204563358say one of them
>>204563358>I can't say because I'm the only person on LB who logged both this monthNobody would have thought to look at that if you hadn't brought it up.
9 hours left until it gets deletedPart 1:>https://wormhole.app/>vA8vm#udGKKztllI-aLdsP5DYgewPart 2:>https://wormhole.app/>z40x4#BjLZTIH_aC3K8ETIqhH50w
>>204563283>the sadness>2021>movie outright states how covid was a scam>it washow did they know?
>>204563382give me one good reason why i should watch this
>TERRIFIER 3 will expand into 2,762 theaters its second session, adding 248 locations this weekend
>2000s - Torture Porn>2010s - Slowburn and ghostsWhat are the 2020s?It seems like it's back to gore again, but cartoonish gore like Psycho Goreman, Terrifier, and The Substance instead of torture porn
>>204563411Because why not? Watch it or don't, not my concern. I uploaded it for Cabin anon, and might as well keep people informed that it's there for them as well.
>>204563425>going from a short in an anthology film to one of the biggest horror franchises of the 2000sa rags to riches story if i ever saw one
>>204563461Yet schizos here will have you thinking Leone had giga jew hollywood exec backing since 2009
>>204562246Check out Terrified by the same director. I liked it even more than When Evil Lurks.
>>204563438Trauma-horror has been the dominating sub-genre for a decade now thanks to The Babadook. I have a feeling that AI/android horror will be the dominating sub-genre going forward. M3GAN 1 & 2, SOULM8TE, Afraid, the AI house movie that sucked ass, etc.
>>204563490>I have a feeling that AI/android horror will be the dominatingtech in general will be a major topic going forward. theres even lots of animated movies that are having tech-ceos as the villain
>>204561952is there any hollywood remake that is ever being better than the original or even good?REC > QuarantineThe ring (JAPAN) > The ring (USA)The grudge (JAPAN) > The grudge (USA)Let the right one in > Let Me InSuspiria (Argento) > Suspiria fucking burgers, stealing everything and making shit out of it
>>204563559You're correct besides:>The ring (JAPAN) > The ring (USA)The burger one is kino
>>204563559The Grudge USA is by the same director as the Japanese movies.
>>204563559i agree on these but i do say that the ring (usa) is a lot better ignoring sadako's redesign
Watched 2 movies:>Alien: RomulusThis was surprisingly good and the CGI wasn't ass like in Covenant, except for a scene or two. Knew what would happen after it was revealed in the beginning that Kay is pregnant. Have to say, the hybrid engineer-xenomorph was pretty cool, just wish it got more screentime.>StreamI regret watching this. It's way too fucking long at 2 hours, gore sucked except for a few scenes, and the ending was predictable. The daughter kinda reminds me of Bella Thorne. Looks like she had lip fillers and other plastic surgery. Fun fact, the guy that portrays Player 2 is also Art the Clown in Terrifier 2 & 3.
>james whale didn't direct any other horror movies besides the 4 i've already seenDamn.
Smile 2 drops in two days. Might actually see if I can catch a matinee if there aren't too many people buying tickets.
>>204563708I only go to the matinee for the cheaper price, and it gets rid of the retards that disrupt the movie.
>>204562183Ok, I will. I'll even review it on 4chins.
>>204563559> The grudge (JAPAN) > The grudge (USA)Not true.
kinos for this feel?
>>204563733Exactly. Ideally, I'm in an empty theater. I caught Cuckoo in a completely empty theater and it was one of the best movie watching experiences in my life. Alien Romulus I think there was only one or two people in the theater. Would have been absolute perfection if it were empty.
Morning /hor/ bros. I forgot to watch a horror movie last night.>>204547749Nice benis. I wonder if that's why Argento cast her
It's not cranberry sauce.
>>204563990>I forgot to watch a horror movie last nightDid you die or have an emergency or something? Otherwise, how the fuck does that happen?
>>204563790Guinea Pig 7: Central Nervous System Shock!
>>204564033Good, I don't like cranberry sauce.
I love Opera. Imagine being that bitch. Some dude just keeps showing up, taping pins to your eyes, and killing your friends.
It's now in the 30s and 40s in the morning. It's officially cold enough for me to bust out the Hot Chocolate.
>>204563754>Japan version 6,7/10>USA version 5.9/10Just look at the cast
>>204564106>some random interchangeable asians>vs ted raimiNot sure what you were trying to prove here but I'll take Ted.
>>204564035Just never got around to it, busy doing stuff around the house. Then I crashed without at least putting something on to fall asleep to. I at least had TCM '03 on in the background even though I wasn't really paying attention.
Heather was a cute
>>204564172WITCH
>>204564172>tfw no heather gf to shoot documetaries with
>>204562183ok
>>204562183nah that's you
>>204564279For you
>>204562183If I land on something interesting I'll add it to the list for the month.
>>204564402>entire miniseriesMight not watch that this month then kek but I'll check it out at some point.
>>204562183>Lake DungoI'd rather kill myself>Aftermath & GenesisIf you made the chart, it's clear you don't know they're different movies.>BaskinIt is a movie and a short, so which would someone watch?
>>204562183No.
>>204564548Pretending Lake Mungo is bad is one of the worst memes on this board.
>>204564069Based
>>204564583It's something worse than bad, it's boring.
>>204564726boring is the worst a movie or any etnertainment can be, because it misses its core function. something like THINGS is horrible and bad, but it isnt boring.
Spooktober 15/31 (Basically halfway)Watched Moloch (2022)Watched easily, other than the slight oddness of the Dutch being spoken (I'm Dutch as well). I liked the idea behind the movie but I feel like it wasn't made too well and didn't make use of the idea all that well. It felt very predictable so the "reveal" lacked impact, as I imagine most people easily saw it coming. Only had like one or two tense moments going for it as well, sadly6/10
>>204564760Yep. Bad can even be good or at the very least, entertaining. Boring will always just be boring. Nobody wants to watch a boring movie, but plenty will intentionally watch a very bad movie. As much as I hate There's Someone Inside Your House, I can still watch it while making fun of it. I can't do that for a boring movie like Lake Mungo or Skinamarink.
>>204564726Maybe if you're not a found footage chad. It's a good movie if you have good taste.
watched Thanksgiving last night and it wasn't very good
>>204564866are any "seasonal" horror movies good?
>>204564831Very well said my friend
>>204564831>comparing lake mungo to that subversive garbage shittydink
>>204564887Yes. Quite a few actually.
>>204564849I am a FF Chad, I've seen 139 of them.
>>204564940Both are boring, but if I had to pick between the two, I'd watch Lake Mungo over Skinamarink.
>>204564887Have you never seen the original Black Christmas?
>>204564967They're not even comparable. Lake Mungo, a movie with actual pacing, would feel like chugging five of those deadly Panera energy drinks compared to watching Shittycumdink. It's barely a movie.
>>204564887My Bloody Valentine
>>204564887Lots of them, yeah including Thanksgiving
>>204564887Halloween? You stupid retard.
>>204565003Sorry chud but Skinamarink just won a Fangoria Chainsaw Award. Now what do you have to say?
>>204565019Oh shit yeah, I watched this one, it was pretty good>>204565043I don't consider halloween themed movies "seasonal" when it comes to horror because... Well halloween is kinda horror by default. It's like considering valentine movies a seasonal romance movie
>>204564887if you dont watch TCM during the hottest month and possibly hottest day of the year, while sweating and stinking as much as you can, youre doing it wrong.
>>204565066That's grim.
>>204561558I get to see it tonight :)
>>204563659>spoilerThat guy was creepy in a way I can't really explain.Just looking at him made me feel uneasy.
Is Waxworks (the movie) related to Waxworks (the Amiga game)?
>>204565249But now I want to know who would win between the Xenomorph-Predator hybrid and the Engineer-Xenomorph hybrid.
>>204565283No, I often thought it was as a kid though
Watched Ghostwatch, was kinda nice but as was intended seeing live would have been nicer7/70 would watch again to find the 13 Pipes appareances
>>204562278I like how the spermatophore is a heart :3
>>204565624I had that happen to me once.
>>204565645kek were you the MC in How to get Ahead in Advertising?
>>204565624this sequence is all there isit's pretty zzzz otherwise
>Corpse Party II: Darkness Distortion Game Delayed to 2025-ACK
>>204561614I’ve never seen that guy in anything other than Lost and Bone Tomahawk
>>204564172>they filmed it >4free
Watched Kicma, everybody is sad because all smells bad and they kill themselves. That's basically it. Depressive Psychological more than anything, I guess a hided criticism of communism.6/10
>>204563472I posit that if that were the case each movie would have at least one scene where Art fights a bunch of dudes dressed in over the top skinhead or nazi regalia
>>204561558Based Argento
>>204566015Is Inferno on bluray?
>>204566072Yes
>>204562174Look up Gamma Ray's monster girl doujins. Squid-beaks are sexy as fuck.
>>204561558 This image has been autistically reposted several times in a few days. Relax, incel
>>204566212back to plebbit, airhead
>>204566015The underwater scene in this movie is so fucking good
>>204566293There's a lot of good scenes in Inferno
>>204566212Normally I’d be irritated too but it’s Argento so he gets a pass.
Forget rolling, who’s your favorite?
>>204566289Nothing as reddit and cringe as reposting the same image over and over and making it the theme of a thread. It's pathetic and feral incel shut-ins such as you should chill the fuck out
>>204566571>no Veronica Lario>no Lara Wendel>no Mirella Banti
>>204566577how retarded do you have to be to notice or be bothered by what constitutes to a only a couple reposts and call someone else autistic? and how often do you have to be in the threads to even notice and still call someone shut-in? seriously, go back to plebbit or whatever social-media hole you crawled out from, pseud.
>>204566707STFU Timmy. This is not a place for preteens to play tough and clutter the threads with the same images/gifs whatever. It's common sense to be judicious when posting and nobody gives a shit about your tiresome edgelord nonsense
>>204566571Cutie Jessica Harper of course.
>>204561595wtf jim norton?>>204562377I'm in
>>204566571This picture is really funny.
>>204562183Gimme something good
>>204566811>TimmyOh, it's Beavis and Butthead man again!
>>204567000>nothinglmao
>>204567000Really I waste these digits on your gay chart that can't even use them? Guess I'll watch whatever I want
>>204567050watch Brain Damage if you havent. i'm rewatching it later tonight
>>204567003Yes, still waiting for you to say something worthwhile for once
I watched this last night and it was better than I remembered. Sort of ahead of its time.
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:>Bay of Blood (1971)>The Fly (1986)>Day of the Dead (1985)>Inferno (1980)>Frankenhooker (1990)>Braindead/Dead Alive (1992)>Bad Taste (1987)>The Devils (1971)>Manhunter (1986)>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)>The Prowler (1981)>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)>The Deadly Spawn (1983)>Elves (1989)>Carnosaur (1993)>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)>Cube (1997)>The Keep (1983)>Blood Dolls (1999)>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)>Maximum Overdrive (1986)>Night Flier (1997)>Near Dark (1987)>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)>Stage Fright (1987)
>>204567124I think I rented this from Blockbuster. Pretty good from what I remember.
>>204567112>YesThanks for admitting it's you. You should get a trip unironically >still waiting for you to say something worthwhile for onceI've been waiting for you to do that since you first started posting in this general, anon.Also, every time you post here you get called out and laughed at. Perhaps you should think about this and realize you're being a faggot?
>>204567124I wish Alex Aja would have made more movies. He sort of just disappeared for a long time.
>>204567231you shouldnt bother replying to the low effort (You) collector at all, fampai
>>204567231Didn't read your tranny/PMS rant
Just watched pic related. Can some of you people recommend me some more schizokino movies such as this one? I've really enjoyed all the... 'peculiar' performances and body horror elements within the film.
>>204567349Fried Barry. The whole movie is shot to make you experience what its like to be high on meth.
>>204567327Kek, saved
>>204567296He didn't disappear at all, his output is consistent since he started out (about a movie every 2 years or so or even less than that) and he just released his latest, the overall enjoyable Never Let Go
>>204563790Ed Wood
>>204561558can an anon tell me which movie each screen is from
>>204567440Shit you're right. I forget that Horns exists and I'd never heard of that movie he made in 2016 so for me there was like a 10 year period where he was MIA
>>204567339Anon, being recognizable on 4chan is not a good thing. If you're being recognized by posting text, without a trip/repeated image, you're doing something incredibly wrong. Judging by how you type, I'm assuming you're either young or unironically autistic. You should take a break from posting for awhile, perhaps work on acting more like a normal person before posting again. Your posts read as if they're made by a literal autistic child. You get laughed at every time you post. You're embarrassing yourself.>inb4 I DIDN'T READ IT FUCK YOU!If you want to act that way, fine. I'm just trying to help you.
>>204567349There are some arthouse/horror adjacent movies that have a similar approach (minus the expressionist visuals):Der BunkerFried BarryDogtoothEnemy
>>204567488Mother of tearsTenebre (2 images form that one)Stendhal SyndromePhenomenaSuspiria (1977)Opera
>>204561648this is a good and appropriate amount of bones
>>204567525#Didn't read any of that either. Listen up nerds: your social clumsiness/cluelessness is yours to deal with. Learn how to contribute to the threads. You (if it is indeed more than 1 person) and your one-note insecurity are much more boring/cringe than NPM and his hang-ups
>>204567637>>204567679>Didn't readFine, don't act like nobody tried to warn you when you become the next /tv/ lolcow, anon. You have already became as recognizable as Pissman, if not even more recognizable honestly
>>204567349Un Chien AndalouTetsuo the Iron ManTales from the Gimli Hospital
>>204567510He's very active. Xavier Gens otoh released 3 movies in 2017 and then was MIA for almost 7 years
>>204561648i really enjoyed most of this, but its another case of just style with barely any substance. reading up on how it was created, it makes sense. its closer to a student collab/training exercise than an actual film. Junkhead is better in that regard, but not by much.
>>204563559This is probably an unpopular opinion on 4chan due to all the weebs but the american version of The Ring is a million times better than the japanese original. It's a great mystery-horror that draws you in immediately. The oriignal doesn't have that effect. It's quite dull.Agree with all the others though.
>>204561558Watched Mr.Crocket, it's Killer is basically an inverse of Freddy Krueger where instead of killing kids for revenge he kidnaps them out of a sense of moral revenge against adultsIt's not bad, the actor who plays Mr.Crocket, Elvis Nolasco is the saving grace of the film since everyone else is pretty so-so, I don't think he ever pulls a tongue-in-cheek moment about what kind of character he's playingThe Son character sucks though, he's a giant brat with no real redeeming qualities who exists to give the Mother constant grief. It almost felt like she'd be better off letting Mr.Crocket keep him, I mean he did let her live for some reason despite Crocket killing nearly every other parent in the story. No idea why he let the first mom live either since the dude has huge bias issue with Adults 6.9/10 super cheesey movie that feels like it was adapted from a Creepypast. Not terrible, would watch again
>>204567784I agree with you about The Ring. Tried watching the Jap version after the Burger version and it doesn't match up.
>Handsome GuysThis is the longest I've seen a popular Korean movie go without getting proper subtitles. Would have thought some autistic dude would have translated himself already, like what happened with Exhuma.
>>2045665719 of course.
>>204565225Fucking lighter thief Pavlos.
>>204561952Might give this a go tonight. I loved the original so I will probably be disappointed. Surprised you didn't know about the original. It was a huge hit in /hor/ when it came out.
>>204567884Damn I forgot about this. I'm sure you bros will let me know when it's available to watch.Big Tucker and Dale fan so I'm excited. Don't know much about Korean movies but hopefully they delivered with this one.
>>204563472Every movie's rise to popularity is manufactured, it's all Illuminati bread and circus. The Matrix was purposefully made to be a good movie because they wanted the Satanic concept of reality being a simulation becoming a well known idea in culture. Art the Clown was scripted to become a pop culture icon a century or so in advance, everything noticeable in pop culture was planned on well before any of us were born to imbue society with whatever Masonic faggotry they want in the public consciousness.
This was fun. Kinda Ginger Snaps or May-esque. Kat New was cute, especially in that one black and white dream.So, do you think the slasher was real or that she killed her mom? I liked that it was ambiguous but I was also sad the slasher only ever appears again for a second in a dream.
>>204567327Based OC
>>204568220>Ginger Snaps or May-esqueSo a movie you watch if you are spiritually a preteen girl (trans)?
>>204568175Terrifier 3 is being pushed because it anesthetizes some 12-18 males in the same way videogames do: it gets them stuck in a vicarious display of cartoonish aggressiveness instead of chanelling their energy into the outer world.
>>204561952The remake was also directed by the guy who made Eden Lake so I'm surprised he didn't double down on the original movie's ending.
>>204567784the american version of the ring is called The Changeling
>>204568332Don't project your fetish onto me, freak.
>>204561952I keep thinking about watching it, but then pick something else. Maybe I'll eventually watch it and the original back-to-back.
>The Hollywood Reporter has learned that theaters carrying the film, including the three biggest circuits (AMC, Cinemark and Regal) are treating Terrifier 3 as if it were an R-rated film, and trying to turn away anyone who is 17 or younger if they aren’t accompanied by a parent or guardian. >Two distribution sources noted over the weekend that DreamWorks Animation and Universal’s The Wild Robot saw a noticeable bump, and speculate that teenagers and tweens bought tickets to that film and then snuck into Terrifier 3. >The same trend continued on Monday’s Indigenous Peoples Day holiday.Capitalcitybros... they're stealing our money!!!!!
>>204561558I updated itAdded a scene from Sleepless and a scene from Deep Red>>204567134Add Inferno (1980)Mother of Tears too, so the entire trilogy will be in 4K
>>204568590>all that violence against womenUmmm but I thought horror was heckin safe and wholesome before Terrifier invited all the chuds into it?!?!
>>204562183Where did you find Sommarens Tolv Månader? I can't find it.
>>204568568>Indigenous Peoples DayIt's called Columbus Day, those woke fucking retards. Indians aren't even Indigenous.
wtf bros I signed up yesterday because of FOMO but now it’s still up the next day??!1
>>204568634>Modern fans when they watch an Italian horror film for the first time
>>204568757>phone posting>browser doesn't have an adblocker>not using a 4chan appThe fuck are you doing?
>>204568660>le syphilis Poolumbus manKeep cryin', chud
>>204568757Looks like you got bamboozled anon
>>204568757I like that you set this joke up yesterday.
>>204568788Italian horror is too kino for the "modern audience" to handle.
>>204566815Hey, me too! Long live the queen.>>204566935True. I imagine picrel whenever I see it and crack up, it’s hilarious.
>>204568857He’s probably the only decent tripfag.
>>204566571Betty is the cutest (when she's not making funny opera faces)
>>2045615582020's horror I've seen so far. A handful I liked. Yellow are the one I genuinely regret watching. The rest just had one good scene/character/monster/...Have I missed out on some good flicks or is modern horror just bad?
>>204569257Why do you do this to yourself?
>>204569257>didn't like hubie kinoweenNgmi...
>>204569257should watch In a Violent Nature
>>204569257Which version of Escape Room: ToC did you watch?>he actually watched Killer Book ClubI'm sorry you went through that.>he didn't like SickFuck is wrong with you?>he liked ChimeThat's based
>>204569257>modern horror just badYes, mostly
>>204569257Hatching
ROB ZOMBIE'S HALLOWEEN III LEAKED DETAILS:>Film takes place directly after the second one>Michael somehow survives the ending of 2>Laurie is dead>He is sent back to a high security mental asylum >The guards break in his room and attempt to rape him, he manages to kill them and escape yet again>The first half is a musical in which him and the ghost of his mother sing together while killing people>The second half is Michael being sent back to the mental asylum>He gets raped by two guards >The film ends with him being killed by Corey, which reveals that these films are actually connected to the DGG movies. The Michael seen in those is actually the lost twin brother of the Rob Zombie one.>It also reveals Corey never died in Ends>Rob Zombie himself also makes an appearance as one of the guards, and in a musical sequence he sings Dragula as he rapes Michael Kino is fucking back
>>204567392>>204567532>>204567704Thanks a lot. I'll be checking them out this weekend. Once I'm done with them, I'll post my thoughts on them in a another /hor/ thread since they all seem to be right up my alley 'cause this is the kind of stuff I really enjoy watching.
>>204569330A lot of horror I watch asap just so I don't get spoiled.>>204569353It's a relaxing watch. >>204569407Didn't know there were multiple versions. The one I saw had Isabelle Fuhrman.Sick was boring except for a couple scenes.>>204569464Thanks.
>>204569529What role will RZ's wife play and how many nude scenes will she have though
>>204569257>Superhost>Bloody Hell>The Seed>The Sadness>Vicious Fun>Hatching>Hellbender>Dashcam>I Want To Be Killed By A High School Girl>Let The Wrong One In>Character>Midnight>Sissy>Some Like It Rare>IncantationI can go on. There's a lot of good horror so far this decade.
>>204569638Watch The Sadness.
Times you acted like Der Fan?
It's up!!!https://youtu.be/ls-B3-pPkpQhttps://youtu.be/ls-B3-pPkpQhttps://youtu.be/ls-B3-pPkpQ
>>204569688>>204569684Thanks, quite a few I'd never heard about.
>>204569813We're waiting for the Dr Wolfula Terrifier 2 and 3 reviews.
>>204569886He doesn't put out videos that frequently and when he does they're not the movies I'm most looking for info on.
>>204569257You'd probably like Immaculate. Nice costumes, good cinematography, uses practicals, about the same level of plot development and pacing as the ones you didn't strike. Strange Darling is faster paced and character driven so it also wouldn't feel like it was a waste of your time. It's like a streamlined Cohen bros film
>>204569813I refuse to watch jewtube videos by women.
>credits roll>mudvayne starts playing
>>204569840Not either of them but vouching for Some Like it Rare. It's one of the best horror comedies i've seen
>>204568639https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unLHLxWxDmE
>>204569983Haha Ghost Ship
>>204566647This
where did all the cheesy b-list horror flicks go?
>>204569813Uh no
>>204570065Japan
>>204570065They died with physical media, like many a low to medium budget films of any genre.
>>204561558>>204566571>>204566647Best Argento girl coming through (other than his daughter).
>>204570139My favourite is JConn but i'm not gonna argue with that, her eyes are amazing, especially in her death scene, that whole sequence is unbelieavably kino.
>>204570139>Best Argento girl coming through (other than his daughter).Nope and nope
>>204570139Tilde deserved better
NOT horror related at all, but this has to be the wildest plot I have ever read. Fucking Thailand man:>Sutin, a teenage rock musician, masturbates gleefully, and often. Way too often. One night, flying sperm escape and impregnate local women. The babies grow into an army of little creatures with the teen's head -- and libido. Not only do the nasty little monsters think only of chicks and jerking off, they also have a distressing tendency to die at the moment of ejaculation. The city really starts to panic when aliens accidentally turn one of the spawn into a giant.
>>204569813Cringe>>204569886Based
>>204569529Here's a leaked low quality screenshot from Rob Zombie's Halloween IIISupposedly from the ending where Corey meets (and later kills) Michael. The same actor from Ends will be playing Corey again
>>204570028Or Saw II. There, you happy now?
What if Art the Clown took The Substance
>>204570264Why was Japan obsessed with her back in the day?
>>204569257>is modern horror just bad?It isn't. Everything's already been done before.
>>204569813kekWomen
>>204570638They appreciate good cun
>>204569257You're just jaded like most people here.
>>204570788>Bro you don't enjoy eating shit!? You're just jaded, bro!This argument is so dumbMost modern movies are just objectively worse than older ones. Why is this hard for so many to accept?
>>204570716That's actually what Smile is like lol, that's not just her.It's not a "trauma metaphor" movie, it's about trauma on a surface level too.
>>204569257Watch Titane
>>204570638They have good taste.
>Peter Cushing in Eyes without a Face reskin>Not a woman's picturePls
>tfw pirating the UHD for Friday The 13th Part II
>>204570896>no woman will be admitted aloneLmao imagine if they tried that gimmick now.
>>204570671>Everything's already been done before.thats an excuse and you know it. the basic premises may have been explored but the actual stories, consisting of characters, locations, motivations etc havent all been done due to the infinite combination possibilities. its like saying every house has been built before just because they have walls, a roof, windows and doors. modern horror is just dull and uninspiring because the times we live in reflect exactly that. the renaissance will happen but before it can, the status quo needs to die
I didn't pass the penis inspection for single male entry to Terrifier
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>>204570716>unaliving themselvesGod I hate people who say this shit
>>204571128Did they at least entitle you to one free viewing of I Spit on Your Grave?
>>204571206They have to or websites will basically block them
>>204571206Blame the techbro algorithm. You even have to do it right here on 4chan because of butthurt j4nnies.
>>204571331>>204571281I always assumed it was to avoid using language that might trigger people. I'm surprised the algos haven't been updated to include all variations of the word "unalive"
>>204571397There's A LOT of shit you can't say on jewtube without getting a channel strike. Hell, it'll end up being 2030 and saying covid will still get you a strike.
Halloween Ends is unironically a massive pleb filterIt will be a cult classic in the future, just like what happened to H3 and now H4
>>204571455Can't have people spreading misinformation, to be fair
>>204571397They're meeting a basic standard so they don't get sued. They don't mind people talking about any of this shit, it's just they need to be able to say to advertisers >we didn't put your ad money next to someone who thinks Nazis, anorexia and pornography are great because we screen all those words
>>204571484People have liked Halloween 4 since it came out.
>>204571455Saying COVID got you instantly demonetized and same with pandemic. That's why so many YouTubers say shit like panini for pandemic
I forgot how much titty was in the Night of the Demons remake (2009).
>>204571630>That's why so many YouTubers say shit like panini for pandemicLmao. I genuinely had no idea
The Convent is the real Night of the Demons remake
>>204571630"coof" was the most popular euphemism for it>>204571501Most of the conspiracy theories about covid & the vaccine were true.
>>204571630what an insane hellhole of a society do we live in? i mean, i dont care much for jewtubers, but jesus lord in heaven help us
>>204571732The one from 2000? ok I'll try to find a copy.
>>204571865This is why The Purge movies had the wrong idea. Should have been a horror movie about a bunch of people slaughtering their way through some Big Tech company.
Is The Wailing any good?
>>204572051only to realize the tech company was just the middle man for the pharma mafia --> cliffhanger for a sequel
>>204563382What are the best Haunting Hour episodes?
>>204572280>slaughter through Big Tech>slaughter through Big Pharma>slaughter through Big Gov>slaughter through Big Business>slaughter through BanksYou could have so many movies, and every time the elite fucks try new things to stop the angry horde from purging them.
>>204572312Never actually saw the show, just that one movie. You could use IMDB ratings, but they all have so few votes that it's a bit hard to judge.https://www.imdb.com/search/title/?count=250&series=tt1765510&sort=user_rating,desc
>>204572356Uwe Boll basically did that with the Rampage movies. Well, big media and big banks.
Let's cool it with the anti-semitic remarks in this thread guys
>>204570971>"UHD">they remove the film grain>into the trash it goesmy experience with UHD releases
>>204563708I saw it last night. There's not much surprises watching Smile again but knowing the mystery of the plot this time.
>>204567777on a rewatch, I thought Mad God was 10/10. Every scene is infused with so much detail it's too much to take in on the first watch. The story is better when you're just swimming in it.
>>204572503Never had that experience. That seems more with big blockbuster action movies from the 80s. The Hills Have Eyes UHD is extremely grainy, almost too much so.
>>204572312The Pumpkinhead episodes used to air on Cartoon Network every Halloween, that's all I remember.Oh, and most episodes had downer endings.
>>204572701I'd respectfully remove yourself from the situation.
>>204572539oh I will say this chick is a decent actress. there's one really long shot that starts with her chugging a bottle of water so I assume she had to get it right first time. when the torrent comes out I'm gonna check if it was cgi or not...
>>204572774That's good to hear. I liked Smile so much just because of its lead.
>After being resurrected by a sinister entity, Art the Clown returns to the timid town of Miles County where he targets a teenage girl and her younger brother on Halloween night.Am I stupid for just seeing this 'resurrected by a sinister entity' now after 3 In 2 [and retrospectively 1] I just thought he was immortal funny clown I didn't even consider anything off about it
>>204571741>Most of the conspiracy theories about covid & the vaccine were true.Except they weren't true at all
>>204572910They were. Masks, 6 feet nonsense, vaccine, etc. were all exposed to be lies, just like the conspiracy theorist said from the start. Vaccines were such a scam that they had to change the definition of vaccine.
>>204572859Is that what was supposed to be going on at the beginning of 2 where he's in the laundromat or whatever? I didn't get the resurrection thing either, guess we're both retarded anon
Writing a horror about an entity that manifests people's fear and regret.How can I avoid parallels to IT?
>>204573190Don't make him a clown I guess
>>204573029Except they weren't lies at all
Here's the new Creep, bros.youtube.com/watch?v=rOGYYzTVim0
>>204570581What would be even be the "better version of himself"? Age and looks shouldn't have much do with it, he's already masked and fully suited with horrible teeth and nails and he clearly likes it that way. Would he just go straight to Monstro, with wings and shit?
>>204570417You're just going to post that and not drop a fucking source?
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>>204563166i spilled coffee on someone once
>>204571150KEKEKEM>>204571086THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK
>>204573276where is covid now? dont you find it weird that once all the emergency mandates worldwide ran out, covid just dissapeared from the news cycle? all those fancy pharma bastards only took our precious tax money and helped facilitate open election tampering in america, where weirdly enough the swing states under the guise of safety restrictions took their damn sweet time "counting" votes, whereas californa with a population bigger than some countries, had their votes ready on the same night. vaccine population culling theories only serve as well poisoning similar to flat earth bullshit, to subvert attention from actual conspiracies amongst the world governments and conglomerates. i honestly wish covid or the vaccines were half as deadly as advertised, because we need a major culling to get rid of all the complicit retards
>>204571741The only conspiracy was the bosses of the army and the drug companies tightening their grip around all of us. And they won't stop at nothing if we don't stop them.
>>204573592He is goading you my friend in adventure and sacred mischief. Let us ride into the sun together fighting power with the global resistance. Let's make John Carpenter love us.
>>204574494By the way, Lizard forever
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>>204562183roll
>>204562183GIVE ME BRAIN DAMAGE
Currently having a Bug-a-thonwatched Meet the Applegates (1990)watching Ticks (1993)planning to watch picrelGive me some fun/bad or just plain good bug movies to add to the list
>>204574563That's why we need to STICK TOGETHER
>>204574857
WE'RETHEDREAAAAAAAAAM WAAAARRIOOOORSI DON'T WANNA DREAM NO MORE