Troma Now editionPrevious: >>204693569
Gonna watch cuckoo and there's nothing you can do to stop me
>>204698599Worth watching (pretty cinematography) but not worth paying for and the ending is deflated and woke
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>>204698646I can form my own ideas about the Germans when I watch it tyvm
>>204698556kek the little kid who treats /hor/ threads like toys he won't share jumped the gun. if jannies did their fucking job they'd delete this thread.
tell me some QUINTESSENTIAL vampire killer kino
>>204698556Zac made this thread, he also keeps shilling his podcast every thread. Zac, buy an ad you fat fuck.
>>204698675The setting's German, so's the director/writer but the cast isn't. If you find it ultimately flawed don't blame the Germans for it
>>204698696imagine being a backseat-janny for free
I am trying to decide on what to watch on Hallows eve and Halloween. I was thinking marathoning all treehouse eps. Anyone got other suggestions?
>Tromaoh yes the famous pedophiles group
>>204698804He has a point though, it was too early for another thread
>>204698599Sorry to hear you transitioned, anon.
>>204698696Just scold that stupid fuck and hopefully he won’t jump the gun again.
>>204698599sweet! i'm gonna cut my dick and balls off and wear a dress and theres nothing you can do to stop me losers hahaha
>>204698880that was me scolding him. i know that the janitorial stuff don't do shit around here.
Watching the WNUF Halloween Special. What am I in for?
>>204698556im a big fan of the cheeseKiller Nerd Bride of Killer Nerdpure troma shit and its glorious
>>204698599Get ready for one of the best horror movies of 2024
>>204698952halloween kino with commercials
Terror Firmer is best Troma
>>204698854i don't care for johnson, but i like the rest of them
>>204698927But he didn't cut his dick & balls off
>>204698854It's just occurred to me that none of them have made a horror movie yet except for Dakota who was in the cringe Suspiria remake so it practically doesn't count.Since their careers are all more or less stagnant (Spider-Man dreck doesn't count either) they should consider starring in a horror in order to freshen up their public personas
>>204698992The authenticity is fucking fantastic. Pretty much all of this is believably from a VHS tape from the mid 90s. It's weird how so many other attempts at recreating the analog video aesthetic in other movies fail so badly.
>>204698952another night of quiet desperation briefly broken up by about 90 minutes of retro garbage during which you don't have to think about your awful terrible life
>>204699059pics of non-horror actresses posted in /hor/? yea i'm thinkin it sounds like nu-/hor/.
>>204699059Awkwafina was in Renfield
>>204699026>i don't care for johnsonAt least we agree on that.
>>204699085
>>204699127She was a qt, too
>>204699059Awkfwafina was in Reinfeld like >>204699127 said.
>>204699147ye its pretty good
>>204699059What the fuck are you talking about. Zendaya was in Dune recently
>>204699059Didn't you see Renfield? It starred Awkwafina as these two mentioned >>204699127 >>204699168
>>204699127Cage as Dracula was the best part, emphasis should have been reversed. Soi Renfield was . . . okay. If he had at least sexed the little round Asian cop it would have been better. It would have been funny and weird.
>>204699205And everyone on planet Earth AND Mars agreed she was the worst thing about it
>>204699205Dune is not a horror movie
where my CHUDS AT?
>>204698854Kek. Throw in some middle aged roastie with short hair also. *cough oddity *oddity.
>>204698854Which actresses are the equivalent of picrel
in The Shining how come Shelley Duvall didn't fall under the spell of the hotel until the very end? It targeted Danny and Jack way earlier
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>>204699321Would.
>>204699318It kinda did. It targeted Danny because of his Shining ability, Jack because of his alcoholism and her distrust of her husband.
>>2046990922 out of 4 and it started a conversation so why not>>204699127>>204699168Good call anons, yes indeed. Now why not a bolder role in the same genre? Horror is a good option for actresses: Sydney, Nell, Mia Goth, Jenna Ortega and M.Qualley have all gotten a significant boost by starring in horror movies
>>204699019Tromeo and Juliette.
>>204698854People say my sister looks like Dakota Johnson but i don't see it, plus my sister is way prettier.
>>204699370Based, that's my second favorite
yea who needs standards psssh overrated if you ask me
>>204699064yeah its awesome and the director made another movie about aliens called Out There Halloween Mega Tape
Spooktober 20/31Watched The Coffee Table (2022)It's hard to imagine a movie more nauseating and unnerving than this. Masterfully acted & well shot/laid out. The only reason I'm not rating it higher is because it's not the style of movie I enjoy8.5/10Also why the fuck is this tagged comedy
Any books you think would make great horror movies? This one is about a prisoner of war who escapes only to find himself in an alternate reality where Hitler won. He is trapped in a castle in the middle of a forest and comes to understand that a horrifying hunt is regularly performed by the lord. The cover might give something away.
>>204698739Captain Kronos (1975)
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:>Bay of Blood (1971)>The Fly (1986)>Day of the Dead (1985)>Inferno (1980)>Frankenhooker (1990)>The Blind Dead series (1972-1975)>Braindead/Dead Alive (1992)>Bad Taste (1987)>The Devils (1971)>Manhunter (1986)>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)>The Prowler (1981)>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)>The Deadly Spawn (1983)>Elves (1989)>Carnosaur (1993)>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)>Cube (1997)>The Keep (1983)>Blood Dolls (1999)>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)>Maximum Overdrive (1986)>Night Flier (1997)>Near Dark (1987)>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)>Stage Fright (1987)
>>204699696>Cube (1997)just watch the 2021 version of it :)
>>204699610This is basically Stephen King's It but better
>>204699774Beautiful cover.
>>204699610this is a good candidate. there's no way they could mess it up.
>>204699469Hell yeah I watched that one a month ago and liked it a lot. I went into that movie knowing nothing about it and holy shit that’s absolutely the best way to do it. When THAT scene happened I did the soi face unironically
The next film for tonight: Death Warmed Up
>>204699696>Day of the Dead (1985)Probably gonna wait a long time. Supposedly the original negatives and the interpositive are considered lost.
what the fuck do I whatchhat
>>204699891>lostthey're in my crawlspace, i'll get around it as soon as these fucking spooks leave me alone, promise this time.
>>204699610
>>204699469cool i like haunted object movies
>>204700070what do they eat?
>>204700039Watch Reincarnation (2005) and tell me if it's worth watching or not.
>>204700093Young Madchen und freulien
>>204700039MADS is short and sweet
>>204700039
>>204699439Exactly. Throw in some washed up 80’s actress and it’s 10/10 in my eyes.
>>204700099if I watch one more shit hor that got rated highly because dude japan I'll drop a third nuke on them
>>204700200That's fine anon, just please let me know if the movie is worth watching or not. Thank you.
>>204699889Report back, your picrel has me intrigued.
The scariest song of all time. It's all in the lyric's details:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77oXG0VNghU
>>204700200Japanese people had an ethnostate until about a few years ago.
This was good fun. It was mostly "filler" comprising a near-perfect retro recreation of UHF TV commercials and news programming. There is a fun little "main plot" to keep you engaged, but it's really just a cool idea and great execution of it.
>>204700340They still do: 98% of Japan's inhabitants are Japanese and immigrants are very carefully vetted and not given a permanent visa/full citizenship rights.
>>204700284Nah, this ain't it.
>>204700447It 100% is IF/when you manage to grasp its underlying references. Cave's intonation is superb and very nuanced, almost like voice acting
Demon (2015)trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GafK0WuRCnkdirector hung himself in his hotel room while it was being shown for the first time at a film festival in toronto
>>204700577>director hung himself in his hotel room while it was being shown for the first time at a film festival in torontothat bad, huh?
>>204700070Reminds me of how apparently in early UFO abductions in the fifties people said the "aliens" were wearing nazi uniforms
>>204698556Where the FUCK is the Toxic Avenger reboot?
>>204700502>manage to graspYeah, when I seduce the horror into properly scaring me, then i'll be able to claim it's dominion over my mind. I gotcha already, and I already told you, that ain't it.
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>>204700425Aren’t they opening the doors to immigrantion now? Japan wants to join the west, now they have to start mass accepting foreign workers.
>>204700613people actually really liked it
>>204700425>>204700724They have a lot of chinese, brazilians (they're almost all of japanese descent though) and filipinos there.
>>204700724Not at all, the total number will be in the hundreds of thousands after careful vetting and conditional residence clauses. Japan (population: 126 million) has learned from the disastrous consequences of the Canadian, French and Biden's US unbridled immigration floods
>>204699127And Renfield squandered its premise on a meandering and pointless plot, Awkwafina was annoying, and the movie didn’t know whether it was a black comedy, a satire, or a deadpan slice-of-life. I’ve never been more disappointed.
>>204700844Never ever?
I watched The Offering very bad. The spook looked silly The main guy was a retard. None of the characters acted human. I watched Smile. It was okay my gf really liked it. I guess the mind game aspect is cool but it didn't use it that well. 6/10 I watched Black Phone. It is really good I recommend it to anyone. It made me very uncomfortable and kept me on the edge of my seat. I'm running out of movies.
>>204700686You're making no sense, anon. Come back later
>>204700871Did you try reading slower so you understand the words better?
This movie was a graveyard smash
>>204700801As I mentioned above, it's a statistically irrelevant amount: 126 million people, only 2% of foreigners. I assume California alone has more foreigners than all of Japan, and those who manage migrate to Japan do so after an excruciatingly selective process, they don't just let anyone in (which is always a mistake as countless horror movies metaphorically show)
>>204699370Romobos and Koliette
>>204700923This image makes me, hungry.
>>204700922No because incoherent babbling is easy to spot. Learn from Nick Cave, express yourself clearly and articulately
>>204700842Do the Japanese have a choice? None of the countries in the west had a choice. It was the planned destruction of the west. Japan is going to be destroyed too.
>>204700039El Último Suspirio
>>204701112Based
>>204698739Vampires (1998)
>>204700669I’ve been asking myself this since January. What the FUCK
>>204701053Text, by definition cannot be "incoherent". Nor could properly spelled text put together to form proper sentences be described as "babbling". I was very clear with my critique, it falls on you to take it or leave it. I even suggested something better, which you ignored. Take it or leave it.
>>204700577>>204700738>Demon>>204700900>The OfferingOn the subject of jewish horror movies, The Vigil was good and managed to do add le trauma elements fairly well, the main actor also built the character with a self-deprecating neurotic cluelessness so the movie doesn't come across as self-important
>>204698739Hoping this is comfy
>>204701177The offering had very little Jewish themes. I thought. It just seemed like jew paint. I thought it'd be cool to see some Jewish mumbo jumbo but it didn't happen
>>204701188pretty comfy, yeah. it's got a lot of proto-marvel quip dialogue, though.
>>204701166>incoherent babbling intensifies
>>204701088They do and they have made it: carefully selected immigrants as needed. 126 million ppl is a lot and the average Japanese productivity is very high. Meanwhile, automation moves at a very fast pace making workers less needed.>None of the countries in the west had a choiceWrong. They did have a choice but decided to import lower wages, lower educated foreigners so that greedy businessmen wouldn't pay nationals a decent salary.The consequence is that an enormous amount of zero-productivity, socially/culturally burdensome types were also let in and now they roam around the US, France, Germany etc living off welfare, loitering around train stations, committing crimes (google "tren de aragua"), selling crap from cheap bracelets to drugs etc etc
>>204701309Kino name?
>>204701166>Text, by definition cannot be "incoherent".Yours just prove otherwise and that is the type of post-modern undereducated college delusion that ppl understandably deride irl
>>204699059>excusing the dogshit suspiria remake
>>204701309Is that the guy from Lord of the Rings?
>>204700993This post makes me, horny.
>>204701324save it for the race war buddy
The last horror movie I paid to see in theatres was Night Swimbig mistake obviously but I went in blindwhat about you?
>>204701461Objective facts which are beyond dispute. If your reply was a concession, consider it graciously accepted
>>204701242There's a lot in jewish mysticism that could result in other interesting horror movies.In fact, it's possible to argue that the creature in Oddity was a golem.
>>204701464I've seen 23 in theater this year, the last one being Never Let Go. I was also lucky enough to be able to see My Bloody Valentine in 3D in theater for the first time (it was either that or Dirty Dancing so...)
just watched WishMaster 2, so how did the lawyer fuck himself in the ass exactly? could someone draw me a picture?
>>204701625Maybe he has a long schlong. Speaking of Wishmaster 2, is it better than the first one? I've seen it recently and I'm not sold.
>>204701540u racist
>>204701540get a load of le concessionfag here, doing the dumb person with a dictionary again
>>204698854I have no idea who any of them are.
>>204701651Facts cannot be racist>>204701682I had already accepted the concession the first time around, you're excused
>make a post in here >lucky to get 1 reply>make a new thread instead>am able to get healthy discussion goingFuck you guys.
>>204701344subspecies 3
>>204701748y u racist though ijbol loseru must b trolling
>>204699019Along with poultrygeist.
>>204699019Thankskilling kicks the shit out of any Troma picture, Troma has a certain charm to it, Thankskilling is an experience unto itself
>>204700842>>204700965That's how it starts. The United States had a 90% American population until like the 70s, the other 10% being the descendants of slaves who had nowhere else to go. Now it's about half the country.Soon people will start redefining what a Japanese is and saying how Japan has always been a nation of immigrants and that diversity is its strength and core value.
>>204701188After five episodes you'll be in love with at least one of the female characters.
>>204701887Japan has been attentive instead of passive, has learned from other countries' mistakes and also has the benefit of a much more racially cohesive population, as do other Asian countries btw, and they're all impervious to the West's "diversity is our strenght" nonsense. In particular, Japan and other Asian countries know exactly which immigrant profile they DO NOT want and let's leave it at that
>>204701647Wishmaster 2 is horrifically bad. If I was home I'd post my review.
>>204701918How much of a simp are you
Monstro Elisasue, my beloved.
>>204701887Japan is getting the “diversity is our strength” treatment now and the excuse is “who will do those jobs” and “aging population” and “birth rates. That’s what happens when you join the west. The teams are forming for ww3
>>204701887>Soon people will start redefining what a JapaneseDoubt on this one, they are fiercesly racist and nationalistic. Even the japanese-brazilians who immigrated there in the 1970s/1980s were victims of xenophobia, even being 100% ethnic japanese and speaking japanese perfectly they are considered completely foreign and undesirable in japanese society, there was this old japanese lady in my hometown (a city in Brazil with a huge japanese population) who had a yakisoba restaurant, she told me she was a nurse in Japan and some japanese people would even refuse treatment by her because she was japanese-brazilian, and she said one of the patients even referred to her as a "dog", all this to a middle aged lady who's 100% ethnic japanese, there's no fucking way they would accept africans and arabs and whatnot in their society or ever consider them "japanese".
>>204701748le schizo christcuck larping as concessionfag is always hilarious and i you're forgetting i accepted your concession last time you posted. also, how which bible verse did you recite today?
>>204701177The Offering is underrated, goyim
Halloween with Micheal Myers just doesnt have enough oomph to sustain a franchise. Hes a black hole of no personality and that worked for a few movies, but they had to move into lame cult stuff after the first few and then rebooted it. Also why the fuck was Wierd Al Yankovich in Halloween II.
>>204702124It starts that way. I've already seen youtube videos of Japanese influencers interviewing bi-racial people in Japan and trying to call attention to racial discrimination and being seen as impure and perpetually foreign in Japan. That tugging on heartstrings approach is the first step.
>>204702124>Doubt on this one, they are fiercesly racist and nationalisticExactly! I know exactly what you mean here and you make a really great point. It reminds me of this horror movie I watched once where a bunch of white people all live in a house together and its kind'v like a homogenous cultural assortment of people who get along because they have so much in common...> there was this old japanese lady in my hometown (a city in Brazil with a huge japanese population) who had a yakisoba restaurant, she told me she was a nurse in Japan that's so crazy! you basically described the plot of that movie I was talking about, it's called Kolobos, there's a lot of different versions out there so make sure you watch the best one and it's also very influential so even if you haven't actually seen it youve basically already seen it because it always gets copied so often, sort'v like how you were saying about Japan never accepting africans or arabs and all that
this infectious /pol/esque shit needs to dieyou all sheep
>>204702193It's gonna take at least to generations for it to happen in the leven of Europe and the US though if it's gonna happen at all. We shall see, i sincerely hope it doesn't.
>>204702193True, thats obviously only the beginning. Also which of hte Child's Play movies are your favorites? Do you prefer classic Chucky or Stitch Face Chucky? I wonder what other roles social media influencers are playing in Japans ever evolving demographics
>>204702292*Two generations.
>>204702292maybe it'll only take 7 days, like in The Ring (1998)
>>204702169Didn't it have good reviews (I know but still)? I want to give it a watch eventually. The Vigil as I mentioned is an ok movie and I do recommend it
>>204702292No, they just open the gates to 500,000 Indians and 500,000 Africans this year and next year and the next and Japan is finished.
>>204701647It is not better than the first one but it's really funny in a stupid way and still miles better than Wishmaster 3
What should I throw on:Caddo LakeHostile DimensionsStoker (rewatch)
>>204702290it's one schizo christcuck who also larps as le concessionfag shitting up the thread with shitty C grade horror movies who also likes replying to himself like some sort of samefagging connoisseur
>>204702306As a White Nationalist my personal favorite Child's Play pictures are definitely parts 3 and Seed of Chucky, both of this movies really resonate with me on a deeply racial memory level and I appreciate the militaristic elements present throughout Child's Play Volume 3 (1991) thanks so much for asking, I have thoroughly enjoyed talking about Horror movies with you in this World Politics General :3
>>204702355Il check out the Vigiil.
>>204701613Nice. Personally I’ve been seeing more re-releases and restorations in theaters this year compared to new films coming out.
Everyone ITT is gay and retarded except for me
>>204701748Don’t give Cock Lodge the satisfaction of a (You)
>>204702405I know right, thanks for the heads up! Is it okay if I download this picture? Its hilarious, or should I say 'horse-larious!'Do you prefer Friday the 13th or Nightmare on Elm Street?
>>204702385Fake news. Google it and see for yourself and don't believe half-baked, unsourced "information"
>>204701758Link the thread.
I'm so glad /hor/ exists so I can talk about my favorite horror movies with my bros (they're so comfy!)Here's the list:CocoHocus PocusHotel TransylvaniaBeetlejuiceBeetlejuice BeetlejuiceThe Haunted MansionEarnest Scared StupidCharlie Brown and the Great PumpkinThe MunstersCan you bros recommend me some more comfy cozy horror movies like those?
>>204702464its crazy how information can be distorted so much as it passes from one person to another, it sort'v reminds me of the way Freddy Kreuger is like a thought-virus in the Nightmare on Elm Street pictures! Volume IV:The Dream Master seems aligned with your particular political stance and I feel like you would appreciate it, that is assuming, of course, that you haven't already seen it! Well this has been fun, hope to hear back from you soon! bye for now!
>>204702493Spider Baby.
>>204702246stop shilling your slasher "real world" parody already, no one cares except you
>>204702493Hubie Halloween
>>204701758I mean, logistically, that's how that works. Mathematically speaking, if a thread is said to have activity it necessitates a "reply" to it. Single comments contained within a thread do not necessitate replies. That's, definitionally speaking, the relationship between a "thread" and a "comment." The two define each other in exactly the way that is seeming to confound you
Holy fuck, The Blob (1988) is grim as fuck; not only are most of the kills disturbing as fuck, but they're so indiscriminate too.
>>204702493Is Hotel Transylvania actually a good watch for an adult man?
>>204701758We only like 80's horror films in here.
>>204702519>its crazy how information can be distorted so much as it passes from one person to another,100% and this also happens in 4chan of all places. Every EWS thread will have someone talking about the "21 minutes that were cut" etc. Some ppl cling to nonsensical hearsay without doing simple research and thinking things through-- in the Japan's immigration case, it takes a very ignorant/naive outlook to assume the country would "import 500,000 Indians and 500,000 Africans" kek
>>204702456Don't tell me what to do, are you the mod?
>>204702626Very much so, it has a lot of all-ages humor. The overwhelmed werewolf couple, Dracula's fatherly dilemmas, lots of references etc. It's a fun franchise
>>204702616>I'm The Blob and I say diversity is my strength! I'll assimilate anyone! Black, white, or chinese, heh heh! Pardner!They put this propaganda in everything
>>204702636>it takes a very ignorant/naive outlook to assume the country would "import 500,000 Indians and 500,000 Africans" kekNo, it is not. That is the EU plan, and Japan has decided to side with the West for the upcoming ww3 and if they want to join, they have to take in millions of third world migrants. Cope.
>>204702456Agreed. Needless to say, this dipshit >>204702662isn't me but one of those from the attention-starved fringe
here we have everybody>>204702563the dumb person with a dictionary who's trying to sound like some sort of cork sniffer
>>204701918I’ve never watched Buffy but Hannigan is sex.
gonna watch Daddy's Head (2024) tonight
>>204702687Your comment is not just wrong but significantly retarded. Don't post again
>>204701255Fuck I forgot it has the Marvel guy behind itFinna watch THE BREED
Tonight's next film: Skinned Deep
>>204702691Based. That dipshit is the canuck pajeet resident spammer. Pissman tries to play hall monitor sometimes despite everyone routinely shunning his low quality ESL posts
what are some bad movies that are genuinely scary like banshee chapter or carmicheal manor
>>204702730Whatever, Japan is getting the BLACKED and BROWNED treatment just like the West is now. The whole black samurai thing is part of the propaganda.
>>204702820"Scary" is very often subjective but you at least provided 2 examples for reference. Try:As Above So BelowGonjiam Asylum
>>204702691This dipshit>>204702691 isn't me. You people need a life. I will say what I want.
>>204702807it’s cute how you’ve created the /hor/ general extended universe inside your head
>>204700070This really happened
Cuckoo was better than I thought it would be. We need more people inventing creatures. Surprisingly sweeter than I figured it would be too, it's like a monster movie with a wholesome sisters interlude akin to the first fifteen minutes of Up. I only expected family drama and maybe a serial killer in the alps, not gesturing and sign language in the alps and egg implantation but i probably should have guessed the spoiler from the title and the current state of internet pornography
>>204702807>Pissman tries to play hall monitorWe already have a hall monitor. Pissman will need to line up.
>>204702807>>204702691>>204702870you really like replying to yourself like you've got imaginary friends don't you schizo christcuck xD
>>204702874Of course he has. He even picked his gender and his hair color and style.
The hall monitor is going off the rails because we have not discussed 80's horror films for 10 minutes.
>>204702979kek more like he going off the rails cause there is negative attention being brought to his precious black and brown friends.
>>204702937Your blatant trolling style is easy to spot, lowercase lolcow. You're not fooling anyone
>>204702730>Don't post againAre you the mod?
>>204702874I was halfway joking about the hall monitor shit but lurk moar and you’ll do the same.
>>204702979>>204703045Samefagging. Yawn
>>204702807> low quality ESL postsLike pic rel?
>>204702909Line up all tripfags against the wall, now. Especially Garlic Crust
why does he need to drink from such a large cup?
>>204703072your posts are even easier le christcuck concessionfag, please share what bible verse you read today?
>>204703135A general with 3 regular tripfags is too much.
>>204702979>posts a movie from the 70s
>>204703121kek, that is the hall monitor for sure
>>204699774Straub deserves new big budget adaptations
>>204703135>>204703174leave us cabin bros alone we're chill
>>204703166>>204703197The 3 Cabin anons are spared.
>>204703154No joke, alcoholics always have glasses like this because they hold an entire bottle of wine, and they can say "I just drink a glass a day, haha" and play off how much they're drinking
>Chainsaw Cu-ACK
>>204700284It's no even the best Nick Cave murder balladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrxePKps87kBest murder ballad of all time is still Mackie Messer/mac the knifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28ULUQgxJ5M
>>204703226>and play off how much they're drinkingSimilar to how redditors play off just how much woke shit is in a movie>define "woke"
>>204703154>the love cupFor me, it’s The Love Trish.
>>204703227major milf
>>204703261Looks like a man in women's clothing and make up. Gross.
>>204702385>open the gates to 500,000 Indians and 500,000 Africans this year and next year and the next and Japan is finished.
>>204703197This but ironically
>>204703294Oh no! Did she hit the wall too?? AAHHHH SAVE ME NIGGERMAN
>>204703327KEK
>>204703227Bauer aged so well. Damn
>>204703226It’s called a mega pint, anon.
>>204698556Best horror scenes of the year so far in descending order:5- "I Saw You" magic scene (Tarot)4-The bike ride attack (Cuckoo)3-The asylum's patient knock at the door (Oddity)2-The murder in the tent (Oddity)1-Alien operation on the chinese guy/ screaming vocal chords from the final wraparound segment (VHS Beyond)
>>204703396kek
>>204703387>aged so well. Damn
>>204703412The Substance when the lady took The Substance (The Substance)
>>204703236It's Cave's best horror-themed song and his very weird Stagger Lee adaptation is the runner-up. RRH is more of a conspiracy-themed song.Mack the Knife is too literal/on the nose and the chords don't match the vibe of the lyrics
>>204703445Why do aging women occupy your mind day in and day out?
>>204703497Still haven't watched it fully yet but yes, good call
>>204703445I like milfs and older chicks, so the wall dont deter me.
>>204702426the kino machine
>>204703559Based and hagpilled.
>>204701188Enjoy
>>204703559You are based
>>204698556Huh. Literally just finished Monster In The Closet.>Seige zombiesChildren Shouldn't Play With Dead ThingsBurial Ground
>>204703546It affects my kinos. Look at webm rel. You know she was only casted cause she was le cutie mexicano latina right?
>>204703412nice troll there of the "best" horror scenes from the "shittiest" horror movies of 2024
>>204703593I don’t care for Jenna. Why don’t you post the same picture of Jess for the millionth time? Oh wait I mean Angela.
>>204703594Anyone have the list or screenshot of the top 2024 horror films from the anon where his entire list was mainstream reddit slop?
>>204703546NPM is, it goes without saying, sexually frustrated. It's a pattern of not letting go of a past defeat instead of learning from it. He does have a point in that some women's looks fade precipitously (I just say the ig of an actress who looked gorgeous in a 2022 movie and she seems to have bogged herself and lost her fresh looks). But his almost incessant (and incorrect lookswise) anti-Nell posts a few months ago reveal a personality that's still learning to learn instead of trying to relive the past and pretending "he won"
>>204703518>don't match the vibe of the lyricskek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7eO7MKEZAY
>>204703559Based fellow grannychaser.
>>204703646>anti-Nell postsHe does that with every actress posted in /hor/. He saves every picture posted here too
>>204703653That doesn't sound atmospheric at all, it's a barrel organ ballad
>>204703714I think you should feel good about not knowing about Berlin crazy or the cabaret anon
What the fuck is going on in this thread?
anyone seen this? is it any good?
>>204703646>t. dried expired prune connoisseur
Time for some wholesome halloween kinos.
Never thought I would see AvP R being dethroned.Anon was right, In a Violent Nature is so slow, dark and the characters awful.
>>204703559Do you like them?
>>204703791>le..wall...is..le..real??>Nooooooooooooo
>>204703704Could be. I remember w/Nell he'd go ballistic bc Nellposter was very active at the time. Since Jessica Harper already looks somewhat average she doesn't seem to trigger him as much
>>204703919>Since Jessica Harper already looks somewhat average>anon called me "average"
>>204703779No I haven’t seen itNo it’s not good
>>204703855>when you see all the well lit or reasonably lit bts of avpr and all the cool shit ended up being obscured with fag blue screen shit to darken it artificiallythe people who okayed that need to be flayed and salted
>>204703738Well I do know about Berlin in the 1920s but again: the tune itself lacks the music+lyrics impact Song of Joy has
>>204703919>Nellposter was very active at the time.I'm still here.
>>204703919>Since Jessica Harper already looks somewhat average she doesn't seem to trigger him as muchWrong on both points. He posts granny Jess all the time and it’s almost always the same picture.>>204703856>>204703952
>>204703646>pretending "he won"The Wall won against the actress. She say say "sayonara" to future teen roles.
can someone make a /hor/ version of this?
>>204703559How about these?
>>204703791>>204703888OK my samefagging, friend. Now consider this: when you see 30+ hot women in the street, do you find them attractive? If they for some reason gave you attention, would you refuse their charms?
>>204703625>Angela.From Sleepaway Camp?
>>204703956at least, the movie gave us one of the best Predator.
>>204703975Anon, you're trying to pitch a song you were impacted by against a song that's considered a standard. I get you like it and think the impact you feel is universal, but Berlin is still going to stab you next to an organ grinder at times now, and how many people know one ballad over the other?
>>204704070>If they for some reason gave you attention, would you refuse their charms?Not him, but for me, they all do. So what? There are cars from the 90's still on the road. I would prefer a modern car.
>>204703754Whatever you do, don’t jump into the fire.
What's some horror where the victims actually show real emotion to having their loved ones killed?I swear at most they show some minor shock or whateverif I saw my mom or dad murdered I'd probably be ruined for life
>>204704123You sound incredibly conceited. I doubt a woman has ever touched you in your entire life and that’s why you do this.
>>204703631i'd like to see that list, but this anons list is just slopTarot - 4.8/10Cuckoo - tranny slopOddity - Shudder slopV/H/S Beyond - Shudder slopjesus fucking christ you'd have to be some sort of braindead christcuck to think that shit is any good
>>204703992https://ilarge.lisimg.com/image/29169596/1118full-nell-tiger-free.jpg
>>204704162Antichrist
>>204704162The first 5-10 minutes of Midsommar
>>204704170>You sound incredibly conceited. It is what happens when you are above average. I am not even saying I am good looking or anything at all, I am just above average. If you are above average, you know what I am talking about.
Do NOT look up Taryn Manning 2024
>>204704172>V/H/S Beyond -VHS Beyond gets a pass this year. That anon that posted it got trolled for 2 threads non-stop so he stopped posting it but he was posting it for like many threads before it happened. It was pure slop and he kept defending it. That is the problem with the disingenuous anons who pretend the woke is not there. The list was so mainstream and reddit I can't even think of the movies off the top of my head.
>>204704113>a song that's considered a standardThat's not exactly hidden info. Song of Joy works better as a horror narrative though
>>204704188>https://ilarge.lisimg.com/image/29169596/1118full-nell-tiger-free.jpgHoly fuck she is not ageing well.
>>204704230> I am not even saying I am good lookingThen you’re not above average, you shit-for-brains Canadian retard.
>>204704321How do you know he’s canadian
>>204704123You sound like you've been on foot-- or on "hand" if you catch my drift. Let masculine energy drive you rather than boyish,naive nitipicking (which is a type of fear of sex)
>>204704341He posted a screenshot from his phone showing a Canadian carrier.
>>204704321k, fine, im above average, but im not going to say anything else. Why you so angry? if you are above average, you already know. This is why I don't talk shit about men's looks. I know how shitty it is for the majority of men, invisible and shit, and betabuxing and all that.
>>204704361>naive nitipicking (which is a type of fear of sex)No, I have been like this since I was very young. If I was so fearful, why do I legit see who the hottest in the room is before I approach?
>>204704403>but im not going to say anything elseYou don’t even believe yourself anymore, do you?
>>204704361>Let masculine energy drive you rather than boyish,naive nitipickingI can afford every car, why wouldn't I do my research before picking the best one?
>>204704172You've never been right once in these threads and your mix of nitpicking with constant obliviousness as to what makes a horror movie good is cringe. Your reading comprehension also needs improvement btw as I clearly listed this year's best scenes (Tarot and Cuckoo being both subpar despite those 2 great scenes).
t. incelkino
watch Dracula Dead and Loving it
>>204704436No, fine, I am ugly af. I have no idea why every attractive girl notices me though. What is your problem? If you're attractive, attractive girls will give you validation. Just like how attractive men give attractive girls validation. The cockiness and confidence that men have and young girls have does not come from nowhere. (even though girls get carried hard by make up and most girls attention isnt from actual physical beauty by make up and male lust.) If a man receive validation every time he leaves the house, then he is attractive for sure (no make up and all that)
>>204704311Won't you please give her a chance though? She knows you're out of her league but she's been reading your comments on /hor/ and now she's madly in love with you, NPM.Look at what your constant rejection is doing to her:https://www.instagram.com/nelltigerfree/p/DBEEWYptECH/
I would unironically have passionate loving sex with constant eye contact with present day Jessica Harper.
>>204703856All are fine to me.
>>204704281Can you point to the archived threads where this supposed "trolling" happened? Or are you once more telling yourself stories for being humiliated over and over about different discussion topics?
Rewatched Dark Shadows. It drags in the middle but honestly wasn't that bad. Better than most of Burton's modern stuff.
>>204704524Not him, but Nell was attractive, then she turned 21 and all the aging genes kicked in. I have no idea why men would defend a girl like that when SHE herself for sure notices the changes in her own face cause she cares a lot more than the average man and you for sure. A LOT of zoomer girls are turn 22ish and going for procedures that 40 year old girls go for. You can defend girls unironically and for fun but you're not.
>>204704447Stop lying to yourself. Get this: the more you try to affirm something in writing or speech, the more likely it is you're trying to relive a situation were you were defeated/humiliated and trying to redress it in your imagination or even in a public discussion space such as this one.You need to acknowledge that and make peace with yourself.
>>204704499Main problem is the starter transylvania village sequence is the most unfun shit ever, makes it hard to keep watching
>>204704567>Can you point to the archived threads where this supposed "trolling" happened?I was looking for those threads myself to copy and paste here, but I am not good at that lmfao. If you can, you do it. He posted it in many threads before we had 2 threads calling it reddit. Multiple anons even replied with their own listen of top movies. Lurk more.
>>204704598>Not himSure anon. You don't sound like "him" at all
>>204704621Sure. But like a girl, she can get validation simply by logging into her online dating profile. Me, I can just leave my house. It is shallow, but it is what it is. The standard is low. Stop ragging on me over my looks. If you are above average, the attention is non-stop.
>>204701188Angel was better.
>>204704621There is no way you are above average the way you speaking to me. If you were above average, the moment you leave you house, it is literally a non-stop dopamine rush. You see all the men below you (no offense and not even trying to sound cocky) and you see all the girls that check you out. What is there so hard to disbelief? You constantly denying this just shows me that YOU don't get the same treatment. It is free ego boost and validation. This is like how girls create dating profiles with very low intention of meeting anyone but only for validation, or going to the bar to get hit on.
>>204701774>subspecies 3>>204701344>>204701309Is the first one any good or can I just watch 3?
>>204704762I saw an episode of Angel when i was 11 on tv late at night and it's been burned in my memory forever, it was one where this old lady kept coming out of the walls in this house, i've never forgotten that for some reason.
>>204704621And to add to this, it is not just the female validation but the male validation. (no homo)Like you STILL arguing with me over this topic just shows me you don't get non-stop validation the moment you leave your home.
>>204704310>That's not exactly hidden infoYeah it's like the song's impact is really big
>>204704629So nothing. You're making it up because you were humiliated about It Follows, then humiliated again about VHS Beyond, humiliated once again because you were called a Beavis & Butthead type etc etc and you haven't let go of the butthurt so you keep bringing it up. Move on already
>>204704910Are you replying to the same anon? Do you even know what I am talking about? There was an anon who has posted his top 2024 list here last week and before and each time he was called reddit.
>>204704281the dickhead spamming the shitty horror movies is this schizo christcuck>>204704453 who says he likes horror because it shows good overcoming le ebil forces>>204704453just can't stop sounding like a dumb person with a dictionary who's trolling can you. hmmm what constitutes a movie cringe....oh i know, just watch any shudder slop.you're trolling is subpar and if anyone needs to brush up on reading, writing and trolling it's you christcuck because you listed pure, unadulterated shit for low rent IQ's like yourself xD
>>204704851>>204704762>>204701188Best opening by farhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyfuCZmHZrQ&ab_channel=der450
>>204704954It is probably this guy too-->>>204704910 &>>204704567He is so butthurt his shitty list got called out lol. Now I know why /hor/ sometimes does seem reddit af, and it is because there ARE redditors here
>>204704910It was your list wasn't it. And It Follows was very proto-reddit. It came out during the rise of the explosion of social media. 2009-2012ish
>>204704669>Me, I can just leave my house.>It is free ego boost and validationNobody here believes that but you. You're not a ladies' man, you're a shut-in ranting about walled women whenever virtually any actress is mentioned in these threads. You're all bark and no bite you see: you exude sexually-deprived insecurity despite the fact that you're often right about women losing her peak looks.>it is not just the female validation but the male validation. So random fags ogle you from time to time. That would be more realistic.Here's the deal: watch The Substance. Consider the subject of aging as it can be. Purge yourself from pointless obsessions and move the fuck on.
Bros...
>>204705085>Nobody here believes that but you.Why? What is your problem? I can literally leave my house and get the validation. You would believe if a girl said it, why not a man? lol. You disbelieving me just proves you are either stubborn or you don't get that attention yourself?
>>204701309BASED RADU
>>204704240im gonna look her up
>>204705085>You're all bark and no bite you seeI dont need to bark and i don't need to bite, the attention is free. >and move the fuck on.I am moving on, but the attention never stops. I don't mind it. I am not like a girl who does shit like webm rel
>>204698556based
>>204704849you should start with the first oneits pretty good but low budget2 and 3 are the best ones4 is ok theres a spinoff and prequel as wellif you're gonna skip any skip 1 since 2 onwards is a sort of soft reboot with a recap of the events of 1 anyways
>>204705085>Nobody here believes that but you.You don't need to believe it. And I don't ask for the validation. (though I do ask for a compliment back if I compliment a girl)>So random fags ogle you from time to timeNo, fit men care about aesthetics. We notice each other.
>>204705193obviously the webm is fake but you get the point. Women have 0 awareness of their surroundings.
Anyone seen skinford death sentence?
Bake it
>>204705287>skinford death sentence?woman with an immortal touch. if anything, females are reminder of how weak the flesh is. Girls decline drastically at age 25 and men when they turn elderly and dont take care of themselves.
Anyone baking while anons are trying looksmaxxing in the body horror thread?
who's gonna bake?make it "schizo christcuck le concessionfag" edition
>>204705329I assume this is>No I haven't seen it Thank you for your participation, please keep questions and comments til the end.
>>204705081From memory, here's the list I posted a few days ago replying to another anon who presented his (I'm not sure I included MadS back then as I watched it Friday):Stream/LNwtD OddityIn a Violent NatureMadSVHS BeyondLonglegsUnder ParisNever Let GoI also mentioned I still haven't watched Exhuma, Terrifier 3, Die Alone, The Substance. Sleep, Strange Darling and a few others that seem above average.>And It Follows was very proto-reddit.That makes no sense, not least bc It Follows is about people who aren't fatasses, have social lives and have sex.
What horror actually shows the omentum?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_omentumGorehorror loves to showcase intestines hanging out etc. but never shows the fact it's actually covered by a big layer first, yes, the same one that exists inside you NOW
>>204705391I don't remember MadS on the list. or Never Let Go or VHS Beyond. That current list doesn't look too bad but the original list was terrible.
>>204705085>you're a shut-inwomen can literally stay home all day and never leave the house except for when they want validation. Many young girls do this, hence all the bathroom pics taken when bored at home lol. There is no way you you can talk so much shit to me if you get non-stop attention the moment you leave your front door. Literally no way.
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>>204703412i really likedPUTTHEMBACK!from Oddity, it resonated with me
