BRAINS editionPrevious: >>204698556
first for Kolobos
>>204705530Love how Trash never put her clothes back on the whole time
>>204705581Sweatie, you'll drive yourself bald like this
>tfw neon never gets shit for anythingThis is why you start with kaiju
>>204705391>Never Let Go>dere wuz ghosts n sheeeeitc'mon man, stop with the woke slop
i just watched Hatching and it's the saddest thing i've seen in a while. i need to watch something funny. never watched Puppet Master so maybe that.
Daddy’s Head (2024) is pretty decent check it out
>>204705657>i need to watch something funny. never watched Puppet Master so maybe that.those arent funny at all
>>204705657watch Possum it’s funny as fuck
>>204705657Lol I was going to ask about this as a follow up to cuckoo but might wait until tomorrow to be sad
Videodrome
watching Vampire Ecstasy 1973 right now.Didn't know this was basically a softcore porno. Good stuff. The penis candles are hilarious.
>>204705657Hatching is extremely sad indeed.>mom is a literally mentally ill roastie>dad is a complete cuck (literally)>i need to watch something funny.Watch Psycho Goreman
>>204705711>basically a softcore porno.That's pretty safe to assume from the title and time frame
this and MadS were both pretty mid. is it really that hard to make a modern day outbreak movie after 'rona?
>>204705451I did list VHS Beyond and Never Let Go for sure (I've been talking positively about the former for a while now and I saw NLG at least a week ago) .On that same thread and the next one I think there were other lists, some of them including for example Alien Romulus and First Omen, both of which I disliked.
>>204705722>Watch Psycho Goremanwe don't watch that kind of dog shit in hor, go troll somewhere else.
Twentieth for International Classics, a 20th Century Fox company.
>>204705760Why don't you email random directors some suggestions, they'll appreciate your input
Based
>>204705530WHAT THE FUCK
bleh
>>204705777t. October tourist
>>204705694interesting>>204705722already on my list so why not>>204705777why is it bad?
>>204705778Do you ever watch movies? Genuine question.
>>204705655Stream and NLG are the opposite of woke because they openly show black people acting violently and/or displaying poor impulse control
I don't know, it's a found footage film. I don't know, man. I try to keep these things as positive as I can. This had a cool premise. I'm sure a lot of people who worked on it really poured their heart and soul into it. These types of things, though, you're really walking a wire with how you present your cgi. The cgi is clearly budget. And there's ways you can do that and make it work and they did that some of the time in this movie. If your movie is about finding doors to any kind of alternate dimensions possible, then, yeah, there's a world with a huge giant pixel man walking around and you can get away with kind of cheap graphics and keep it in theme. But then when there are multiple tentacle creatures that are supposed to be authentic biological life and the cgi for them looks like it came out of a 2008 SyFy Channel movie then it ruins the vibe. But, nonetheless, it is a movie that is within the genre of found footage so there you have it.
>>204705827¡ɥǝʅq
>>204705841>why is it bad?idk the main monster guy gets cucked into servitude by 2 kids into doing their bidding like the grim reaper from grim adventures of billy and mandy
>>204705823comfy movie
>>204705705Based.
Considering movies for my Halloween party. I'm thinking Speak no Evil or Late Night with the Devil and Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich.
>>204705943I haven’t seen the other ones but Late Night With the Devil seems like a good pick
>>204705896And you're a retard for embarrassing yourself pretending to have seen a movie you clearly didn't. Those who have know better
There's a really shitty camrip of Terrifier 3 on YouTube if anyone is interested.
>>204705943I haven't watched Speak No Evil but assume it to be a bit bleak. Late Night and Puppet Master are more fun
>>204705982>>204705846Reminder not to interact with the Pissman, unless you want another unusable threadAlso reminding everyone that the "hall monitor" sperg was proven to be him as well, as when Jannies deleted all of his posts once, every post about this "hall monitor" was also deleted.
>>204706032Go back.
>>204705530Didn't I see that guy in a cartel video ?
>>204705817new life is meh
>>204705778>>204705942Why do you talk to yourself? You think no one else notices?>True /hor/ is aging takes its toll on women in ways so subtleThat's one of horror's oldest tropes-- it is in fact a mythological trope/archetype that found its way in literature and movies.
>>204706016The OG Speak no Evil, which I watched is a good movie but too depressing for a party. The remake is supposed to be more audience friendly. Still too bleak perhaps. I think Late Night is the better choice too.
>>204705369/hor/ bros?
>>204706121yup, it's got a twist that's somewhat original but you see it comingand there's no pay off really
>>204706138He's not going to give you an actual response, you're only encouraging him to samefag and shit up the thread more
>>204706147Yes, I also assume it's Late Night w/t Devil all the way because it has a pop appeal, it flows as a TV show and even has a few comedic moments.The ending and other hidden clues (the masked guys in the audience for instance) will have people coming up with different explanations so it gets the conversation going instead of anything with a bleak atmosphere/ending
>>204705685the new one Littlest Reich was pretty funny for /t/v types
>>204706149my thought was why did they make her sick in the penultimate scene?
>>204704525This is arguably the best post from last thread.No, I will not elaborate.
>>204705943thankskilling is fun at parties
>>204705530New terrifier on yt I swear it's not rickroll. https://youtu.be/PM7EMiWsz-0?si=TSNNlByTm9jhj1-P
>>204705826this nigga eating brains
>>204705826what's the autismo drama about him having a difference voice in modern releases or whatever
>>204705943Trick 'R Treat is the ultimate Halloween movie. Halloween 3 is okay but the pacing might be a bit too slow for a party unless you are just having it on in the background and not expecting people to watch it all the way through.Scream, most of the Elm Street movies, Hellfest, Fright Night (original or remake), and 13 Ghosts (remake) would all be solid choices. Maybe House On Haunted Hill (original) if you want something more vintage but still fun.The trick for party movies is you want something that is constantly exciting/fun without requiring too much knowledge beyond the premise.
>>204706442Pulled down already
>>204706442there are way WAy better movie available in their entirety for free on You-tube.com one time I got reccomended a really wonderful movie that was available on you-tube but I cannot 'for the life of me' recall the particular title of the picture...
>>204706247Worth reminding that S.Craig Zahler (Bone Tomahawk's screenwriter/director) wrote it
>>204706474the original voice actor was a white person and the character is clearly bipoc so in the interest of good taste and public safety the lines were re-cast, literally no one cares about this other than nazis you are a nazi
>>204706517Seethe. I didn’t even post that, I was just agreeing with it
Terrifier was fun! the scene with the couple getting sliced up was gnarly. The demon bitch was interesting, was she in the second movie?
>>204706633>>204706664Don’t do Cabin anon like that.
>>204705943Speak No Evil at a party? like a PARTY party or like your D&D group on the couch eating pizza party doing bong hits.
>>204706633Why do you have this saved, pissman?What did you mean by this?
>well let's see here... our season runs from May 15 until October 30, and then we close down completely until the following May.>later, during Closing day: "the guests and most of the staff left yesterday..."Reminder that the Closing Day in The Shining occurs on Halloween. Kubrick wanted to load in as many simple, cartoonish spooky things as possible. Furthermore, it is possible to pinpoint the timing of the film's events, with the reasonable inference that the two-day jumps occur from one day of the week to the next, 48 hour intervals. Things deteriorate rapidly.Jack drives up in late summer/early fall, August/September or thereabouts, and then Closing Day is Halloween, 1980. "A MONTH LATER" could be construed as either November 30 or December 1, give or take a day. From there, the rest unfolds during the first half of December, 1980.
>>204706676what did he mean by this
>>204706730NiceAlways found the timeline interesting. Kubrick did nothing by accident.
I don't see what's so great about Prey, it's kinda boring and the story of a rebelious teenage girl wanting to prove herself has been done a million times already.
>>204706709How was she woke?
>>204706712NPM is hit on by men all the time according to what he said on the previous thread, he just happens to have a special fondness for black males and ofc their bodily fluids
not very good but it gets bonus points just because being a killer kangaroo movie is cool
>>204706859Because it mostly wasn't about that. Screentime leaned heavily in favor of hunting and fighting, not character drama, like a good Predator movie should.
>>204706970He's not called Negro Piss Man for nothing. He does watch X (that scene) on repeat as well as AzraelGet OutCandyman
>>204706944I'm 50 minutes in and it's just her wandering around in the woods being incompetent. Plus I can't for one second believe this double chinned stick of a girl can take on a Predator.
>>204707017Shitposting faggot
>>204707024Yeah, hunting.
>>204707036Not at allThis movie was fucking stupid but I appreciate them using actual dogs at least and not CGI
>>204705530No movie has ever matched the creepiness of tarman
>>204706852Also, when you pay attention to the time jumps, they shorten over the course of the film. It's reasonable to think that a month or more passed before the Torrances drive up, then a month jump. Now things speed up from section to section: every "day" jump is understood on the human level as about two days, 48 hours. The deterioration of the family lasts about a week or more. Then on the final day, the time jumps shorten even more. The very long "WEDNESDAY" segment gives way to "8am" and "4pm". eight-hour jumps. This implies that at the night, at the end (with some available clock information), Jack froze to death and it is reasonable to suppose that he died of exposure at the stroke of Midnight, another eight hours later. This lines up perfectly with "Midnight, the Stars, and You", which I read as the hotel mocking that it has deluded and claimed Jack's soul at precisely the stroke of midnight.
these fellas seem very friendly and cool, i wonder what are they talking about
>>204706628She's in the first and second
>>204707099Yeah they get away on a boat. It wasn’t terrible but I feel like I’ve already forgotten about it and it’s been 10 minutes
>>204705832fuck off idiot, i watch horror all year round xD>>204705841>why is it badit's basically a kids movie>>204705864yeah sure they are, piss off with the woke slop faggot
What the world needs is an American remake of Train to Busan
>>204707197Calm down lowercase lolcow, don't judge movies until you've watched them
Alien Romolus was good. A bit too fanboyish at time but definitely good
Found the Black Summer channel on IPTV
>>204705581We already know, anon. Calm down.
>>204707338Kek
Pretty fun
>>204706021We need another thread where this fucker gets all his posts deleted again. Shit’s hilarious.
>>204707230no concessionfag i won't watch whatever trollslop you're peddling as i'm not a weak minded christcuck like you
Who watches shit like this?
>>204707059Hey NPM, isn’t that your favorite actress?
>>204707609Horny men in their 40s or older
>>204707609Exclusively bored coomers.
>>204707609
>>204707670kek
>>204706788I said that because you’re the one guy that doxxes yourself every time you post your face so you’re at the highest risk of getting your actual reputation tarnished.>>204706768>>204707036Unfortunately Cabin anon dislikes her yet likes picrel. I love both so fine by me.
>>204707795Speaking of doxxing, NPM's real name is apparently Michael as revealed by a heartbroken NTF whose romantic advances he's spurned bc he thinks she's hit the wall:https://www.instagram.com/nelltigerfree/reel/DA87Xk7NRhU/
>>204707586Not that anon but I guess everyone that calls your shit out is a hall monitor, huh? Imagine thinking like this. Everyone here hates your existence.
>>204706517Still don't know who Harpo is.
I'm starting to think a lot of you guys don't actually care about horror
>>204707795Oh no I’m feeling so exposed right now bros plz don’t come ruin my heckin reputation
>>204707987Listen to the song, it's obviously a message to you. Why not give Nell a chance?
>>204708040>Sacrebleu! Where is me ma ma?!
>>204707586Not gonna lie, that image is pretty funny, that's how I picture hall monitor irl
>>204707887>himYou just replied to me, dumbass lol>>204708074I know you don’t care, I just wanted to point it out. Don’t pull an Icarus again with Baskin Roberts and you’re good
Not horror, but that Indo horror director Timo something has a new action movie out that's apparently kino. If it's anything like his last action movie then expect lots of blood and gore.
>>204708124>>204708115>We have a Pissman defender nowLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>204707261It was better than I expected. It's too bad that we often go into movies expecting such a low bar. But then we are pleased when they aren't terrible.Oh well. Last movie I actually spent money on was Skyfall back in 2012.
>>204706394Thank you.
>>204708053>>204708115Is there a reason why you couldn’t have just made this one post? Your posting habits are beyond bizarre.>>204708146That’s just him samefagging.
>>204708143AKA the guy who made the best VHS segment ever. And the other one he did (The Subject) is excellent as well. Will watch
>>204706148that guys just jealous
>>204708222Based.
>plot armor: the movie
>>204708246She's lucky I wanna fuck her.
>>204708213how droll
>>204708213Based. I love 70s/80s horror!
>>204708213>>204708321Cock lodge might object to this
Boxbros where ya at?
it's about time this spammer gets sent on another 3 day vacation
>>204708376Hostal
>>204708376Grim.
>>204708414>>204708416>Responding to a shitty bait webm posted by the Nigerian Urine Guy
Extremely comfy movie.It effortlessly blends Christmas aesthetics with the macabre
10 more days til Halloween
im going to watch the medium
>>204708469
>>204708456Make sure to listen to the soundtrack too.Super comfy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9HTHiTUK2o
>>204708503The score kind of reminded me of Tangerine Dream
>>204708456I like it a lot, saw in 2015 on a rainy day, very comfy.
>>204708456one of the comfiest movies
>>204708469https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/halloween
Remember to light your jack-o-lantern before you watch your kino so the spooks can't get you
>>204705943Please god do not put Speak No Evil on at a party
>Day 20: Daddy's HeadI wasn't going to watch this, (it looked too much like a tiresome grief metaphor) but people on here were talking it up. It's a grief metaphor, starring the world's dumbest fucking kid. "I think this horrifying monster is my REAL dad, fuck you mom!". You faggots are always calling me reddit. I'll admit, I'm a little bit reddit. But grief metaphors are Double reddit. I'll say a few nice things - it had a good atmosphere, some cool shots, and it's well presented for what it is. The monster is creepy and its a cool idea. Unfortunately, it's still way too slow paced, nothing really happens, and the metaphorical/psychological element is way oversold. I just don't like this "elevated horror" stuff. Sometimes I like the slow paced crap (I was one of the few who enjoyed You Were Never Really Here) but this one didn't quite hit. I'll rate it "decent" if you like that sort of movie, "poor" if you don't. I'm also feeling negative due to a lack of Halloween spirit, so take my complaints with a grain of salt.
>1983>Halloween 3 is SHIT! It doesn't even have MICHAEL!>2023>Halloween 3 is KINO! It was an original and interesting idea!>2023>Halloween Ends is SHIT! It doesn't have enough MICHAEL!!>2043>Halloween Ends is KINO! It was an original and interesting idea!History repeats itself
>>204708670>I wasn't going to watch this but people on here were talking it up. "People talking it up" in this general has led to disappointment every time for me, at least regarding modern movies
>>204708456She cute!
>>204708603
>>204708401Based.
>>204708603i want them to get me
>>204708609he should put this on instead
>>204708775She's not bad, there were better horror queens.
>>204707923Lol
>>204708376>shitting up multiple consecutive threadscan you fuck off already? make your own thread and talk to yourself there instead
>>204709050Report his ass, as always
I am feeling a Billy Zaniacs resurgence within the next few threads
>>204706712NPM is absolutely obsessed with nigger dicks, hence the name. Put every other spammer and waifufag together and it’s still not nearly as bad as him.
>>204709079Yup it’s literally the only way he gets forcibly sent off for another 3 days. He brings out the worse in everyone here, myself included.
Have an creepypastas been turned into a feature film yet?
>>204708670You sound down, anon. This flick will boost your ween spirit. Reviews if unfamiliar https://letterboxd.com/film/darkness-1993/Full rip, it's clean bros https://drive.google.com/file/d/1naMybCnWuYwTMIol2Dn7O68-SxyhnZ8Z/view?usp=sharing
>>204708074it's over. you will never be cast in Kolobos: Slashers Assemble
>>204709235Everyone, read this now. THIS is who you are dealing with when you see “le roastie” spam.
>>204708867just watched Vampire lovers yesterday. not as good as Twins of Evil but decent.i should probably have watched them in release order but oh well.
I have such a good idea for a movie
>>204709411something like Host but it's anons being haunted by this accursed general?
This was a let down. Tonally all over the place and seemed too scared to lean into whether it was horror or comedy. Some good kills and shots but otherwise felt like a chore.
>>204709435Beau is Afraid but I haven’t seen it or even any commercials just know how people on the internet talked about it, a less gay and retarded version
>>204705711Vampire Ecstasy aka The Devil's PlaythingJust finished, it was a fun movie. It was definitely trying to be a serious movie. I liked the setting and some of the story. 3 highlights>nudity, nudity and even more nudity>penis candles>sister using a crucifix more than once to ward off vampire brother trying to rape herDefinitely a rec for any coomers.
>>204709465i wouldn't like being Aster's therapist...
>>204709476oh also another highlight I almost forgot about>vampire bats ripping clothes off
>>204709312Thanks anon. I actually love microbudget shit so I'm pretty excited to check this out based on the letterboxd page.
>>204709448Even though it tries to be a satire of those greasy, pretentious zoomers/millennials, I still detested all characters. The movie's technically awful, with atrocious camera movements and lighting. The ending is, however, good
>>204705530Just watched this, very good atmosphere, girl is cute, got some good Lovecraft references. I'd say worth a watch if you like the cosmic horror genre.
>>204709578Ending was good but I also called it a mile away. They didn’t even try to make it a proper whodunnit. If they put in a little more effort the ending would have been much more hilarious/shocking
>>204709596
>>204709604That title is highly suspect Pass
>>204709630It could have been a good movie, yes. It also lacked tits considering the cast (Bakalova, Amandla Stenberg etc)
>>204709643https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25x58dTJgXI
>saves the daughteru>kills the redditdog>calls the killer a faggot>fails anywayArkin is /ourguy/
>>204709743Those movies are slop
>>204709700Based
>>204709385Make sure you watch Lust For a Vampire, Vampire Circus, Countess Dracula and The Kiss of the Vampire as well. They're all Hammer kinos outside the obvious Dracula ones.
>>204709888>Vampire Circus >Scene where a vampire dry humps a naked woman in tiger bodypaint (pussy clearly visible) >She never shows up again even once Kino!
>>204709734I prefer the kino alternate endinghttps://youtu.be/S3r-s95uTNE?si=NBTRBm1OTMzcxtTS
>>204709888checked. will do
This was mediocre
>>204709960>remake of the greatest horror movie of all time is mediocregee who would have thought
>>204709235>>204709323He's, without a doubt, the worst person on /hor/, if you can even call it a person
Absolutely based. Forgot how stacked the cast was too. I remember thinking this would have been a bigger hit if it had been released in the summer instead of so close to Christmas.
>>204710041says no one
>>204709960incorrect
>>204709235>>204710034His shtick has changed though bc now he's all about roasties/walled women. Does he even exist at all? Could NPM be a figment of our collective unconscious?
>>204710069Says a lot of people, actually.Nta btw
>>204709960Literally and unironically better than the original
>>204709931In the 70s, Hammer was clearly trying to compete with all the slashers and gore/porn horror movies popping up. It's actually a shame they didn't embrace it more fully, because the 70s ones are more adored than many of the others.Nothing like sex appeal, nudity and graphic violence to get people to watch your movies.
is Nick R. Pissman still here? i know the thread might be entertaining then. the prev thread was bot central.
>>204709960Evil Dead (2013) >>>>>>>>>> Halloween (2007)
>>204710146Not at all. The only thing it has going for it is Jane Levy. No style of its own, nothing original or interesting about it.
>>204710211not true whatsoever
>MFW Pissman got all of his posts deleted againhttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/tnum/204705530/deleted/deleted/>>204708456It's kino of the highest order, but whatever you do, do NOT watch the remakes.
>>204710211I agree anon, it's super boring.It's extra disappointing because so many people said it was good.
>>204708124I bet you feel really retarded right now
how does hor have so many bad opinions? is it stupid people or heavily molested to the point of psychosis people? or maybe just fake posts? the mind boggles.
>>204709936kek i didnt know about this
This hit so close to home for me because I lived with a Jacob for a couple of years when I was a teenager. He was originally a good friend of mine and when I found out that he lived in an abusive household I took him in and he lived with me and my family. I can easily say that he's the only person in this world who I genuinely hate. Good movie though.
even stranger is how that one autist that just got blammo'd gets his off topic retard posts burned and still the rules dont apply to other egregiously off topic (and highly fagged up) posters like spammers and yt shillers.
I'm going to a friend's place for Halloween and his GF won't watch anything violent. Are there any halloween appropriate films without any violence at all? All I could think of was A Nightmare Before Christmas.
>>204710468Coraline
>>204710468Sounds like his girlfriend needs to stop being such a pussy.
I watched smile 2 friendsIt was pretty good, liked the graphics and suchCreepy as fuck, too much jumpscares though 7/10Alfredo is literally me btw
>>204710468You’re gonna watch them fuck?
>>204706520You seem pretty knowledgeable I was looking for this one weird horror film where people all start turning into blobs, saw it with a couple friends and I was half-watching it while getting drunk. Looking for basically the same thing almost a MST3K kinda feel. So mostly older horror, lots of comedy horror, or just really good horror. Currently watching Dead Alive(Braindead) and it's going over rather well.
>>204710468Sounds fun.Just download a bunch of cartoons then.>It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown>Garfields Halloween Adventure>The Legend of Sleepy Hollowetc etc
>>204705618Soulless feces.
>>204710468Scooby Doo on Zombie Island Ernest Scared Stupid
theres a dark horror movie to be made from the concept of a message board that gets taken over by autistic losers who become the, lets call it, stewards of the board, and they treat it like their own fiefdom and allow other losers to get away with anything because there is now an ego-stroking hugbox environment. the horror comes into play as we the audience watch the terrifying loneliness and slow degredation into schizophrenia that comes with such a lifestyle. soon the pro/antagonist is lashing out at his pets and slewing tirades at the shadows.
>>204710678>Waaaah I'm literally loosing my mind because a spammer got banned again! This is literally a hugbox! If you don't like the general, leave. Nobody is forcing you to be here
>>204710678This is my fiefdom
>>204710211The only thing your post has going for it is dubs. No substantive criticism, nothing original or thought-provoking.
>>204710741you project what you want to see onto thr world. grow up.>>204710764and what should we call you?
>>204710792>Guy posts black dick fantasies and rants about "roasties", which has nothing to do with horror>Gets banned>"NOOOO HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO HIM THIS ISN'T YOUR HECKIN' HUGBOX SAFE SPACE YOU FUCKS!"People want to discuss horror films in the horror general, not "roasties hitting the wall on social media"
>>204710863you're still projecting, nitwit. go back to posting bad opinions about subpar horror movies.
>>204710893Oh you're the Beavis and Butthead guy, that's why you keep posting faggy shit
>>204710916i dont know who that is. kek all you schizos think these personalities live in your walls. please discuss horror films.
>>204710950>please discuss horror films.You first, anonThe thread was going fine, besides from the one certain schizo. All of the sudden he gets banned (guess he's not just a personality?) and you start posting these random rant postsWhat exactly is pissing you off so much about this thread? Care to link a few of the posts which caused you to post >>204710678 ?
>>204710678Imagine defending that faggot. Go read his 60 deleted high-quality posts and see if you still think that:https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/204705530/
>>204710457what spammers? go ahead and name them pussy
>>204711019>>204711006now i got two sensitive autists projecting. my point is the overall hor thread quality sucks. its gay and lame and boring and quite frankly childbrained, and its quite odd that npm gets the hammer for his version of autism and yet other in this cursed hollow dont. and i think theres a great horror mooby to be mined from this. look at how you two are, projecting insanity, that is what i want to see on the silver screen. the schizo defensiveness aimed at strangers, soon the mailman gets an ax in the face because anon's post triggered the schizo.
>>204710678Every general has its resident giga-autist - and every single one of those faggots deserve nothing less than a range/permaban.
>>204711101I’m just sick of that guy’s shit, man, simple as. It’s like Groundhog Day every time he details these threads.
>>204705530What are some movies with the sensibilities of Franco but not so fucking boring
>>204711101>my point is the overall hor thread quality sucks. its gay and lame and boring and quite frankly childbrained,Again, care to link some of these low quality posts? Which posts do you find to be the worst ITT?>and its quite odd that npm gets the hammer for his version of autism and yet other in this cursed hollow dont.Because everything else ITT is pretty much on-topic, I don't see any that is even ban worthy. NPM's post were literally not horror related, thus he was banned.
>>204711134derails*
>>204711151>FrancoJames?
>>204711129>>204711134let me be clear im not defending npm even if i find his presence humorous in a clowncar traffic collision way.
>>204711163yes, Jimbo
>>204711168Dude just stfu. No one asked. Just be glad we're free of his bullshit for a few days and resume discussion of the actual subject of the general.
>>204711168If you’re not defending him, then what are you even trying to say, anon? He is an enemy of /hor/, as fucking cringy as it sounds.
>>204711241>>204711273very high quality on topic posts that i keep hearing about
Horror movies They're pretty cool honestly
Jason figure
Oddity was sort of disappointing. It wasn't terrible, and I can't say it was even bad. I'd just heard good things about it and it didn't live up to the hype. It didn't feel like a horror movie. More like a revenge story with horror draping. As a revenge story it succeeds and was enjoyable. As a horror movie, it's quite flat. I will say that Carolyn Bracken gave me milf fever, oddly enough. And that the tent scene was a surprisingly effective jumpscare.I'll give it a 6.5/10 (which is great for a low-budget film), but I won't be watching it again.I'll be watching Caveat next.
>all those replies to deleted postsclassic /hor/ in action
No matter how many horror movies I watch, none of them can fill the void left by Return of the Living Dead. Dawn of the Dead comes close with its comedy, but it's just a different beast, incomparable really.
>>204711336I have the NECA Leatherface which is cooler
>>204707658i don't want to know what you did on your last mission to africa, i'm sure your brain's backed up with plenty of negroid sperm xD
>>204711376should have watched Beezel. you'd still have been disappointed, but less so.
How do you guys watch so many shitty movies
>>204711453>replying to a deleted Pissman postYou’re next.
>>204711494I only watch good movies except for maybe one a year I hate. It's a learned skill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SThXqggi7Z0This scene makes me laugh every time
>logging on just as he's bannedkino
>>204711499gonna sit on the report button aren't you le plebbit christcuck because you can't handle the bantz, tell me now what horror movies are good again?
>>204705760worse than mid
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>>204711472Alright I'll throw it in the queue. The trailer makes it look like it's trying to be a horror movie, at least
>>204707066I TOLD YOU TO WATCH THE BROOD!! NOT BREED!!also that cover looks like one of those bigfoot rape romance novels women buy
>>204711494Step 1: Be based.Step 2: Have no life.Step 3: Get a Tubi account.Step 4: Seek out movies that no one in their right mind would think look good.Step 5: Watch those movies whenever you have free time.P R O F I T
>>204711630dont forget 6. shill those bad movies here
>>204711630>Step 1: Be based>Step 2: Use psychic powers to know which films are good, and which are bad>Step 3: ProfitFixed it
>>204711494Watch all the good movies first, then still want to watch movies
>>204707554lel
>>204711609Caveat is decent though, general consensus is that it's more enjoyable than Oddity
>>204711664EVIL DIED TONIGHT!
alright Puppet Master Marthon film #13. Littlest Reich.I actually saw this when it came out (having not even seen the original) but can't remember anything about it other than Babs was in it. Now I have the lore behind me I am prepared.
>>204711641But of course >>204711653>good films Don't like 'em, don't watch 'em.
What's the worst recommendation you ever took from /hor/? For me it's Incident in a Ghost Land.Also, thinking back now, I'm pretty sure it was NPM who recommended it to me, as I remember him saying something about the movie being "based for BTFOing the roasties" or some shit. I should have known it was garbage if he likes it.
>>204711494If you don't watch shitty movies then you simply don't know what good movies are. Between shitty movies and good movies I prefer shitty movies because they confirm existence of good movies.
>>204711674BASED!
>>204711666Thanks for the heads up and nice trips
>>204711737I didn't think it was THAT bad. I mean it has a bunch of horror stuff in it.All the bad recs I've gotten have been boring european psuedo-horror films that I won't even mention, and I'm starting to think it's a single anon doing it.
>>204711737Popcorn, by far. It taught me not to watch a single movie that anons call "comfy".
>>204711737The Maniac remake with Elijah wood. Fucking god awful.
>>204711737Everything French
>>204711809Filtered, and I rarely say that
>>204711844you're only saying that because it's a remake.one of the best films of the 2010s t.b.h.
>>204711737It's a toss-up between Malignant and Smile
>>204711891I watch horror movies in October not parodies
>>204711904Malignant wasn't bad for being modern horror desuI agree on Smile, that one is horrible and I have no fucking clue how it got a sequel. I wonder if it will be the next Children of the Corn, as in, a shitty movie that spawns an entire franchise of shitty movies
>>204711936Are you a girl?
Was anybody else disappointed by this movie? The movie was helped along by a massive exposition dump, the mystery was bad, and the ending was a dud. It was pretty creepy but I expected a much smarter and less jump-scaryish flick. I read one interview with the jew director and he came off as a very annoying edgelord. I guess The Exorcist 1 & 3 continue to reign supreme.
>>204711951yeah we all were
>>204711936Worst slasher franchise of all time tbqhwy
>>204711951I'm with you, it was awful
>>204711951I don't think I've seen more than a handful of positive comments about this film in my many many hours of browsing /hor/It was the cringiest film I've seen in quite a while
>>204711914If you can't have some fun with the genre, you're going to miss out on a lot
>>204708746Nearly every new movie is extremely overhyped and treated as being way smarter/more interesting than they really are. All flash, no bang. A good movie today is the same as a decent star trek episode.
>>204711946>Malignant wasn't bad for being modern horror desuThe sfx were cool, I'll give it that
>>204711936yes, the greatest trilogy to come out in the last decade and i'm so glad Damien didn't take the shudder bait
>>204711936tits or GTFO>>204711951Yeah it was laughably bad, especially the whole evil doll shit. What the fuck were they thinking? The shitty ending too, you can tell they want to make a sequel to it
>>204712038>A good movie today is the same as a decent star trek episode.Truer words, anon. It's a real horrorshow out there now.
what a thread
>>204712027I can have fun with it, I just like actual horror movies in October. I don't mind schlock in general and I've seen a lot of it. I'm saying that when someone says a movie is comfy in /hor/, that it's not even close to scary.
>>204711404return of the living dead stands alonetexas chainsaw massacreand pulse (original)also are inimitable
>>204712108>you’re here forever
>>204711666caveat is spookieroddity has more going on character and plot wise
>>204712114No horror movie is "scary" if you're a grown man
>>204712072Oh no the director wanted to “leave it open for interpretation”. Complete hack-job.>>204712013Each time a character said “hail satan” I cringed, and the quick-cut stuff all sucked. Nic Cage’s performance as well as everyone besides the main girl’s sucked.
>>204712050>whats ur favourite slasher?What kind of question is this, zoomer? The (correct) answer is Friday the 13th.Is Terrifier worse than new Scream and TCM? Absolutely. It's nothing more than over-the-top, splatterfest junk for edgelords to geek out over.
>>204712153Tension, suspense, violence, and misery. That's what I'm looking for, autist.
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>>204712158The main girl was great in picrel. Pretty good film too
>>204712184if it's tension you want I'd watch Kolobos REDbut if you're more of an arthouse fan then the classic purple edition of Kolobos, sometimes called the 'spain-cut'
>>204712229The ending was awful
>>204712218he looks happier in the rare japanese alternate poster
>>204712245I thought it was fine
>>204712249chad-striding along the hemisphere like nobodies business
>>204712077Lots of low effort writing and over-reliance on “arsty” directing that is really just unnecessary and bad. A lot of new movies supposedly big on having important themes but they’re like 8th grader opinions. “Poor Things” is a great example, its just a softcore porno with some half-assed commentary about women’s rights or classism or some bullshit.
>>204712249Based rare Japanese alternate Gremlins poster poster
>>204712173>Is Terrifier worse than new Scream and TCM? Absolutely.get a load of this faggot, Terrifier shits all over nu scream & nu TCMtrololololololol
>>204712305>Cock Lodge likes TerrifierNot surprising
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>>204711936At least post the shirt.