first for Kolobos

>>204705530
Love how Trash never put her clothes back on the whole time

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>>204705581
Sweatie, you'll drive yourself bald like this

>tfw neon never gets shit for anything
This is why you start with kaiju

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>>204705391
>Never Let Go
>dere wuz ghosts n sheeeeit
c'mon man, stop with the woke slop

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i just watched Hatching and it's the saddest thing i've seen in a while. i need to watch something funny. never watched Puppet Master so maybe that.

Daddy’s Head (2024) is pretty decent
check it out

>>204705657
>i need to watch something funny. never watched Puppet Master so maybe that.
those arent funny at all

>>204705657
watch Possum it’s funny as fuck

>>204705657
Lol I was going to ask about this as a follow up to cuckoo but might wait until tomorrow to be sad

Videodrome

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watching Vampire Ecstasy 1973 right now.

Didn't know this was basically a softcore porno. Good stuff. The penis candles are hilarious.

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>>204705657
Hatching is extremely sad indeed.
>mom is a literally mentally ill roastie
>dad is a complete cuck (literally)

>i need to watch something funny.
Watch Psycho Goreman

>>204705711
>basically a softcore porno.
That's pretty safe to assume from the title and time frame

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this and MadS were both pretty mid. is it really that hard to make a modern day outbreak movie after 'rona?

>>204705451
I did list VHS Beyond and Never Let Go for sure (I've been talking positively about the former for a while now and I saw NLG at least a week ago) .
On that same thread and the next one I think there were other lists, some of them including for example Alien Romulus and First Omen, both of which I disliked.

>>204705722
>Watch Psycho Goreman
we don't watch that kind of dog shit in hor, go troll somewhere else.

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Twentieth for International Classics, a 20th Century Fox company.

>>204705760
Why don't you email random directors some suggestions, they'll appreciate your input

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Based

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>>204705530
WHAT THE FUCK

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bleh

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>>204705777
t. October tourist

>>204705694
interesting
>>204705722
already on my list so why not
>>204705777
why is it bad?

>>204705778
Do you ever watch movies? Genuine question.

>>204705655
Stream and NLG are the opposite of woke because they openly show black people acting violently and/or displaying poor impulse control

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I don't know, it's a found footage film. I don't know, man. I try to keep these things as positive as I can. This had a cool premise. I'm sure a lot of people who worked on it really poured their heart and soul into it. These types of things, though, you're really walking a wire with how you present your cgi. The cgi is clearly budget. And there's ways you can do that and make it work and they did that some of the time in this movie. If your movie is about finding doors to any kind of alternate dimensions possible, then, yeah, there's a world with a huge giant pixel man walking around and you can get away with kind of cheap graphics and keep it in theme. But then when there are multiple tentacle creatures that are supposed to be authentic biological life and the cgi for them looks like it came out of a 2008 SyFy Channel movie then it ruins the vibe. But, nonetheless, it is a movie that is within the genre of found footage so there you have it.

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>>204705827
¡ɥǝʅq

>>204705841
>why is it bad?
idk the main monster guy gets cucked into servitude by 2 kids into doing their bidding like the grim reaper from grim adventures of billy and mandy

>>204705823
comfy movie

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>>204705705
Based.

Considering movies for my Halloween party. I'm thinking Speak no Evil or Late Night with the Devil and Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich.

>>204705943
I haven’t seen the other ones but Late Night With the Devil seems like a good pick

>>204705896
And you're a retard for embarrassing yourself pretending to have seen a movie you clearly didn't. Those who have know better

There's a really shitty camrip of Terrifier 3 on YouTube if anyone is interested.

>>204705943
I haven't watched Speak No Evil but assume it to be a bit bleak. Late Night and Puppet Master are more fun

>>204705982
>>204705846
Reminder not to interact with the Pissman, unless you want another unusable thread
Also reminding everyone that the "hall monitor" sperg was proven to be him as well, as when Jannies deleted all of his posts once, every post about this "hall monitor" was also deleted.

>>204706032
Go back.

>>204705530
Didn't I see that guy in a cartel video ?

>>204705817
new life is meh

>>204705778
>>204705942
Why do you talk to yourself? You think no one else notices?
>True /hor/ is aging takes its toll on women in ways so subtle
That's one of horror's oldest tropes-- it is in fact a mythological trope/archetype that found its way in literature and movies.

>>204706016
The OG Speak no Evil, which I watched is a good movie but too depressing for a party. The remake is supposed to be more audience friendly. Still too bleak perhaps. I think Late Night is the better choice too.

>>204705369
/hor/ bros?

>>204706121
yup, it's got a twist that's somewhat original but you see it coming
and there's no pay off really

>>204706138
He's not going to give you an actual response, you're only encouraging him to samefag and shit up the thread more

>>204706147
Yes, I also assume it's Late Night w/t Devil all the way because it has a pop appeal, it flows as a TV show and even has a few comedic moments.
The ending and other hidden clues (the masked guys in the audience for instance) will have people coming up with different explanations so it gets the conversation going instead of anything with a bleak atmosphere/ending

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>>204705685
the new one Littlest Reich was pretty funny for /t/v types

>>204706149
my thought was why did they make her sick in the penultimate scene?

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>>204704525
This is arguably the best post from last thread.

No, I will not elaborate.

>>204705943
thankskilling is fun at parties

>>204705530
New terrifier on yt I swear it's not rickroll.

https://youtu.be/PM7EMiWsz-0?si=TSNNlByTm9jhj1-P

>>204705826
this nigga eating brains

>>204705826
what's the autismo drama about him having a difference voice in modern releases or whatever

>>204705943
Trick 'R Treat is the ultimate Halloween movie. Halloween 3 is okay but the pacing might be a bit too slow for a party unless you are just having it on in the background and not expecting people to watch it all the way through.
Scream, most of the Elm Street movies, Hellfest, Fright Night (original or remake), and 13 Ghosts (remake) would all be solid choices. Maybe House On Haunted Hill (original) if you want something more vintage but still fun.
The trick for party movies is you want something that is constantly exciting/fun without requiring too much knowledge beyond the premise.

>>204706442
Pulled down already

>>204706442
there are way WAy better movie available in their entirety for free on You-tube.com
one time I got reccomended a really wonderful movie that was available on you-tube but I cannot 'for the life of me' recall the particular title of the picture...

>>204706247
Worth reminding that S.Craig Zahler (Bone Tomahawk's screenwriter/director) wrote it

>>204706474
the original voice actor was a white person and the character is clearly bipoc so in the interest of good taste and public safety the lines were re-cast, literally no one cares about this other than nazis you are a nazi

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>>204706517
Seethe. I didn’t even post that, I was just agreeing with it

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Terrifier was fun! the scene with the couple getting sliced up was gnarly. The demon bitch was interesting, was she in the second movie?

>>204706633
>>204706664
Don’t do Cabin anon like that.

>>204705943
Speak No Evil at a party? like a PARTY party or like your D&D group on the couch eating pizza party doing bong hits.

>>204706633
Why do you have this saved, pissman?
What did you mean by this?

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>well let's see here... our season runs from May 15 until October 30, and then we close down completely until the following May.
>later, during Closing day: "the guests and most of the staff left yesterday..."

Reminder that the Closing Day in The Shining occurs on Halloween. Kubrick wanted to load in as many simple, cartoonish spooky things as possible. Furthermore, it is possible to pinpoint the timing of the film's events, with the reasonable inference that the two-day jumps occur from one day of the week to the next, 48 hour intervals. Things deteriorate rapidly.

Jack drives up in late summer/early fall, August/September or thereabouts, and then Closing Day is Halloween, 1980. "A MONTH LATER" could be construed as either November 30 or December 1, give or take a day. From there, the rest unfolds during the first half of December, 1980.

>>204706676
what did he mean by this

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>>204706730
Nice
Always found the timeline interesting. Kubrick did nothing by accident.

I don't see what's so great about Prey, it's kinda boring and the story of a rebelious teenage girl wanting to prove herself has been done a million times already.

>>204706709
How was she woke?

>>204706712
NPM is hit on by men all the time according to what he said on the previous thread, he just happens to have a special fondness for black males and ofc their bodily fluids

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not very good but it gets bonus points just because being a killer kangaroo movie is cool

>>204706859
Because it mostly wasn't about that. Screentime leaned heavily in favor of hunting and fighting, not character drama, like a good Predator movie should.

>>204706970
He's not called Negro Piss Man for nothing. He does watch X (that scene) on repeat as well as
Azrael
Get Out
Candyman

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>>204706944
I'm 50 minutes in and it's just her wandering around in the woods being incompetent. Plus I can't for one second believe this double chinned stick of a girl can take on a Predator.

>>204707017
Shitposting faggot

>>204707024
Yeah, hunting.

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>>204707036
Not at all

This movie was fucking stupid but I appreciate them using actual dogs at least and not CGI

>>204705530
No movie has ever matched the creepiness of tarman

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>>204706852

Also, when you pay attention to the time jumps, they shorten over the course of the film. It's reasonable to think that a month or more passed before the Torrances drive up, then a month jump. Now things speed up from section to section: every "day" jump is understood on the human level as about two days, 48 hours. The deterioration of the family lasts about a week or more. Then on the final day, the time jumps shorten even more. The very long "WEDNESDAY" segment gives way to "8am" and "4pm". eight-hour jumps. This implies that at the night, at the end (with some available clock information), Jack froze to death and it is reasonable to suppose that he died of exposure at the stroke of Midnight, another eight hours later. This lines up perfectly with "Midnight, the Stars, and You", which I read as the hotel mocking that it has deluded and claimed Jack's soul at precisely the stroke of midnight.

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these fellas seem very friendly and cool, i wonder what are they talking about

>>204706628
She's in the first and second

>>204707099
Yeah they get away on a boat. It wasn’t terrible but I feel like I’ve already forgotten about it and it’s been 10 minutes

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>>204705832
fuck off idiot, i watch horror all year round xD

>>204705841
>why is it bad
it's basically a kids movie

>>204705864
yeah sure they are, piss off with the woke slop faggot

What the world needs is an American remake of Train to Busan

>>204707197
Calm down lowercase lolcow, don't judge movies until you've watched them

Alien Romolus was good. A bit too fanboyish at time but definitely good

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Found the Black Summer channel on IPTV

>>204705581
We already know, anon. Calm down.

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>>204707338
Kek

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Pretty fun

>>204706021
We need another thread where this fucker gets all his posts deleted again. Shit’s hilarious.

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>>204707230
no concessionfag i won't watch whatever trollslop you're peddling as i'm not a weak minded christcuck like you

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Who watches shit like this?

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>>204707059
Hey NPM, isn’t that your favorite actress?

>>204707609
Horny men in their 40s or older

>>204707609
Exclusively bored coomers.

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>>204707670
kek

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>>204706788
I said that because you’re the one guy that doxxes yourself every time you post your face so you’re at the highest risk of getting your actual reputation tarnished.

>>204706768
>>204707036
Unfortunately Cabin anon dislikes her yet likes picrel. I love both so fine by me.

>>204707795
Speaking of doxxing, NPM's real name is apparently Michael as revealed by a heartbroken NTF whose romantic advances he's spurned bc he thinks she's hit the wall:
https://www.instagram.com/nelltigerfree/reel/DA87Xk7NRhU/

>>204707586
Not that anon but I guess everyone that calls your shit out is a hall monitor, huh? Imagine thinking like this. Everyone here hates your existence.

>>204706517
Still don't know who Harpo is.

I'm starting to think a lot of you guys don't actually care about horror

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>>204707795
Oh no I’m feeling so exposed right now bros plz don’t come ruin my heckin reputation

>>204707987
Listen to the song, it's obviously a message to you. Why not give Nell a chance?

>>204708040
>Sacrebleu! Where is me ma ma?!

>>204707586
Not gonna lie, that image is pretty funny, that's how I picture hall monitor irl

>>204707887
>him
You just replied to me, dumbass lol

>>204708074
I know you don’t care, I just wanted to point it out. Don’t pull an Icarus again with Baskin Roberts and you’re good

Not horror, but that Indo horror director Timo something has a new action movie out that's apparently kino. If it's anything like his last action movie then expect lots of blood and gore.

>>204708124
>>204708115
>We have a Pissman defender now
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>204707261
It was better than I expected. It's too bad that we often go into movies expecting such a low bar. But then we are pleased when they aren't terrible.

Oh well. Last movie I actually spent money on was Skyfall back in 2012.

>>204706394
Thank you.

>>204708053
>>204708115
Is there a reason why you couldn’t have just made this one post? Your posting habits are beyond bizarre.

>>204708146
That’s just him samefagging.

>>204708143
AKA the guy who made the best VHS segment ever. And the other one he did (The Subject) is excellent as well. Will watch

>>204706148
that guys just jealous

>>204708222
Based.

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>plot armor: the movie

>>204708246
She's lucky I wanna fuck her.

>>204708213
how droll

>>204708213
Based. I love 70s/80s horror!

>>204708213
>>204708321
Cock lodge might object to this

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Boxbros where ya at?

it's about time this spammer gets sent on another 3 day vacation

>>204708376
Hostal

>>204708376
Grim.

>>204708414
>>204708416
>Responding to a shitty bait webm posted by the Nigerian Urine Guy

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Extremely comfy movie.
It effortlessly blends Christmas aesthetics with the macabre

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10 more days til Halloween

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im going to watch the medium

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>>204708469

>>204708456
Make sure to listen to the soundtrack too.
Super comfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9HTHiTUK2o

>>204708503
The score kind of reminded me of Tangerine Dream

>>204708456
I like it a lot, saw in 2015 on a rainy day, very comfy.

>>204708456
one of the comfiest movies

>>204708469
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/halloween

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Remember to light your jack-o-lantern before you watch your kino so the spooks can't get you

>>204705943
Please god do not put Speak No Evil on at a party

>Day 20: Daddy's Head
I wasn't going to watch this, (it looked too much like a tiresome grief metaphor) but people on here were talking it up. It's a grief metaphor, starring the world's dumbest fucking kid. "I think this horrifying monster is my REAL dad, fuck you mom!". You faggots are always calling me reddit. I'll admit, I'm a little bit reddit. But grief metaphors are Double reddit. I'll say a few nice things - it had a good atmosphere, some cool shots, and it's well presented for what it is. The monster is creepy and its a cool idea. Unfortunately, it's still way too slow paced, nothing really happens, and the metaphorical/psychological element is way oversold. I just don't like this "elevated horror" stuff. Sometimes I like the slow paced crap (I was one of the few who enjoyed You Were Never Really Here) but this one didn't quite hit. I'll rate it "decent" if you like that sort of movie, "poor" if you don't. I'm also feeling negative due to a lack of Halloween spirit, so take my complaints with a grain of salt.

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>1983
>Halloween 3 is SHIT! It doesn't even have MICHAEL!
>2023
>Halloween 3 is KINO! It was an original and interesting idea!

>2023
>Halloween Ends is SHIT! It doesn't have enough MICHAEL!!
>2043
>Halloween Ends is KINO! It was an original and interesting idea!
History repeats itself

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>>204708670
>I wasn't going to watch this but people on here were talking it up.
"People talking it up" in this general has led to disappointment every time for me, at least regarding modern movies

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>>204708456
She cute!

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>>204708603

>>204708401
Based.

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>>204708603
i want them to get me

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>>204708609
he should put this on instead

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>>204708775
She's not bad, there were better horror queens.

>>204707923
Lol

>>204708376
>shitting up multiple consecutive threads
can you fuck off already? make your own thread and talk to yourself there instead

>>204709050
Report his ass, as always

I am feeling a Billy Zaniacs resurgence within the next few threads

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>>204706712
NPM is absolutely obsessed with nigger dicks, hence the name. Put every other spammer and waifufag together and it’s still not nearly as bad as him.

>>204709079
Yup it’s literally the only way he gets forcibly sent off for another 3 days. He brings out the worse in everyone here, myself included.

Have an creepypastas been turned into a feature film yet?

>>204708670
You sound down, anon. This flick will boost your ween spirit.

Reviews if unfamiliar
https://letterboxd.com/film/darkness-1993/

Full rip, it's clean bros
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1naMybCnWuYwTMIol2Dn7O68-SxyhnZ8Z/view?usp=sharing

>>204708074
it's over. you will never be cast in Kolobos: Slashers Assemble

>>204709235
Everyone, read this now. THIS is who you are dealing with when you see “le roastie” spam.

>>204708867
just watched Vampire lovers yesterday. not as good as Twins of Evil but decent.
i should probably have watched them in release order but oh well.

I have such a good idea for a movie

>>204709411
something like Host but it's anons being haunted by this accursed general?

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This was a let down. Tonally all over the place and seemed too scared to lean into whether it was horror or comedy. Some good kills and shots but otherwise felt like a chore.

>>204709435
Beau is Afraid but I haven’t seen it or even any commercials just know how people on the internet talked about it, a less gay and retarded version

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>>204705711
Vampire Ecstasy aka The Devil's Plaything

Just finished, it was a fun movie. It was definitely trying to be a serious movie. I liked the setting and some of the story.

3 highlights

>nudity, nudity and even more nudity
>penis candles
>sister using a crucifix more than once to ward off vampire brother trying to rape her

Definitely a rec for any coomers.

>>204709465
i wouldn't like being Aster's therapist...

>>204709476
oh also another highlight I almost forgot about

>vampire bats ripping clothes off

>>204709312
Thanks anon. I actually love microbudget shit so I'm pretty excited to check this out based on the letterboxd page.

>>204709448
Even though it tries to be a satire of those greasy, pretentious zoomers/millennials, I still detested all characters. The movie's technically awful, with atrocious camera movements and lighting. The ending is, however, good

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>>204705530
Just watched this, very good atmosphere, girl is cute, got some good Lovecraft references. I'd say worth a watch if you like the cosmic horror genre.

>>204709578
Ending was good but I also called it a mile away. They didn’t even try to make it a proper whodunnit. If they put in a little more effort the ending would have been much more hilarious/shocking

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>>204709596

>>204709604
That title is highly suspect

Pass

>>204709630
It could have been a good movie, yes. It also lacked tits considering the cast (Bakalova, Amandla Stenberg etc)

>>204709643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25x58dTJgXI

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>saves the daughteru
>kills the redditdog
>calls the killer a faggot
>fails anyway
Arkin is /ourguy/

>>204709743
Those movies are slop

>>204709700
Based

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>>204709385
Make sure you watch Lust For a Vampire, Vampire Circus, Countess Dracula and The Kiss of the Vampire as well. They're all Hammer kinos outside the obvious Dracula ones.

>>204709888
>Vampire Circus
>Scene where a vampire dry humps a naked woman in tiger bodypaint (pussy clearly visible)
>She never shows up again even once
Kino!

>>204709734
I prefer the kino alternate ending
https://youtu.be/S3r-s95uTNE?si=NBTRBm1OTMzcxtTS

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>>204709888
checked. will do

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This was mediocre

>>204709960
>remake of the greatest horror movie of all time is mediocre
gee who would have thought

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>>204709235
>>204709323
He's, without a doubt, the worst person on /hor/, if you can even call it a person

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Absolutely based. Forgot how stacked the cast was too. I remember thinking this would have been a bigger hit if it had been released in the summer instead of so close to Christmas.

>>204710041
says no one

>>204709960
incorrect

>>204709235
>>204710034
His shtick has changed though bc now he's all about roasties/walled women. Does he even exist at all? Could NPM be a figment of our collective unconscious?

>>204710069
Says a lot of people, actually.

Nta btw

>>204709960
Literally and unironically better than the original

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>>204709931
In the 70s, Hammer was clearly trying to compete with all the slashers and gore/porn horror movies popping up. It's actually a shame they didn't embrace it more fully, because the 70s ones are more adored than many of the others.

Nothing like sex appeal, nudity and graphic violence to get people to watch your movies.

is Nick R. Pissman still here? i know the thread might be entertaining then. the prev thread was bot central.

>>204709960
Evil Dead (2013) >>>>>>>>>> Halloween (2007)

>>204710146
Not at all. The only thing it has going for it is Jane Levy. No style of its own, nothing original or interesting about it.

>>204710211
not true whatsoever

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>MFW Pissman got all of his posts deleted again
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/tnum/204705530/deleted/deleted/

>>204708456
It's kino of the highest order, but whatever you do, do NOT watch the remakes.

>>204710211
I agree anon, it's super boring.
It's extra disappointing because so many people said it was good.

>>204708124
I bet you feel really retarded right now

how does hor have so many bad opinions? is it stupid people or heavily molested to the point of psychosis people? or maybe just fake posts? the mind boggles.

>>204709936
kek i didnt know about this

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This hit so close to home for me because I lived with a Jacob for a couple of years when I was a teenager. He was originally a good friend of mine and when I found out that he lived in an abusive household I took him in and he lived with me and my family. I can easily say that he's the only person in this world who I genuinely hate. Good movie though.

even stranger is how that one autist that just got blammo'd gets his off topic retard posts burned and still the rules dont apply to other egregiously off topic (and highly fagged up) posters like spammers and yt shillers.

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I'm going to a friend's place for Halloween and his GF won't watch anything violent. Are there any halloween appropriate films without any violence at all? All I could think of was A Nightmare Before Christmas.

>>204710468
Coraline

>>204710468
Sounds like his girlfriend needs to stop being such a pussy.

I watched smile 2 friends
It was pretty good, liked the graphics and such
Creepy as fuck, too much jumpscares though
7/10
Alfredo is literally me btw

>>204710468
You’re gonna watch them fuck?

>>204706520
You seem pretty knowledgeable I was looking for this one weird horror film where people all start turning into blobs, saw it with a couple friends and I was half-watching it while getting drunk. Looking for basically the same thing almost a MST3K kinda feel. So mostly older horror, lots of comedy horror, or just really good horror. Currently watching Dead Alive(Braindead) and it's going over rather well.

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>>204710468
Sounds fun.

Just download a bunch of cartoons then.
>It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown
>Garfields Halloween Adventure
>The Legend of Sleepy Hollow
etc etc

>>204705618
Soulless feces.

>>204710468
Scooby Doo on Zombie Island
Ernest Scared Stupid

theres a dark horror movie to be made from the concept of a message board that gets taken over by autistic losers who become the, lets call it, stewards of the board, and they treat it like their own fiefdom and allow other losers to get away with anything because there is now an ego-stroking hugbox environment. the horror comes into play as we the audience watch the terrifying loneliness and slow degredation into schizophrenia that comes with such a lifestyle. soon the pro/antagonist is lashing out at his pets and slewing tirades at the shadows.

>>204710678
>Waaaah I'm literally loosing my mind because a spammer got banned again! This is literally a hugbox!
If you don't like the general, leave. Nobody is forcing you to be here

>>204710678
This is my fiefdom

>>204710211
The only thing your post has going for it is dubs. No substantive criticism, nothing original or thought-provoking.

>>204710741
you project what you want to see onto thr world. grow up.
>>204710764
and what should we call you?

>>204710792
>Guy posts black dick fantasies and rants about "roasties", which has nothing to do with horror
>Gets banned
>"NOOOO HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO HIM THIS ISN'T YOUR HECKIN' HUGBOX SAFE SPACE YOU FUCKS!"
People want to discuss horror films in the horror general, not "roasties hitting the wall on social media"

>>204710863
you're still projecting, nitwit. go back to posting bad opinions about subpar horror movies.

>>204710893
Oh you're the Beavis and Butthead guy, that's why you keep posting faggy shit

>>204710916
i dont know who that is. kek all you schizos think these personalities live in your walls. please discuss horror films.

>>204710950
>please discuss horror films.
You first, anon
The thread was going fine, besides from the one certain schizo. All of the sudden he gets banned (guess he's not just a personality?) and you start posting these random rant posts
What exactly is pissing you off so much about this thread? Care to link a few of the posts which caused you to post >>204710678 ?

>>204710678
Imagine defending that faggot. Go read his 60 deleted high-quality posts and see if you still think that:
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/204705530/

>>204710457
what spammers? go ahead and name them pussy

>>204711019
>>204711006
now i got two sensitive autists projecting. my point is the overall hor thread quality sucks. its gay and lame and boring and quite frankly childbrained, and its quite odd that npm gets the hammer for his version of autism and yet other in this cursed hollow dont. and i think theres a great horror mooby to be mined from this. look at how you two are, projecting insanity, that is what i want to see on the silver screen. the schizo defensiveness aimed at strangers, soon the mailman gets an ax in the face because anon's post triggered the schizo.

>>204710678
Every general has its resident giga-autist - and every single one of those faggots deserve nothing less than a range/permaban.

>>204711101
I’m just sick of that guy’s shit, man, simple as. It’s like Groundhog Day every time he details these threads.

>>204705530
What are some movies with the sensibilities of Franco but not so fucking boring

>>204711101
>my point is the overall hor thread quality sucks. its gay and lame and boring and quite frankly childbrained,
Again, care to link some of these low quality posts? Which posts do you find to be the worst ITT?
>and its quite odd that npm gets the hammer for his version of autism and yet other in this cursed hollow dont.
Because everything else ITT is pretty much on-topic, I don't see any that is even ban worthy. NPM's post were literally not horror related, thus he was banned.

>>204711134
derails*

>>204711151
>Franco
James?

>>204711129
>>204711134
let me be clear im not defending npm even if i find his presence humorous in a clowncar traffic collision way.

>>204711163
yes, Jimbo

>>204711168
Dude just stfu. No one asked.

Just be glad we're free of his bullshit for a few days and resume discussion of the actual subject of the general.

>>204711168
If you’re not defending him, then what are you even trying to say, anon? He is an enemy of /hor/, as fucking cringy as it sounds.

>>204711241
>>204711273
very high quality on topic posts that i keep hearing about

Horror movies
They're pretty cool honestly

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Jason figure

Oddity was sort of disappointing. It wasn't terrible, and I can't say it was even bad. I'd just heard good things about it and it didn't live up to the hype. It didn't feel like a horror movie. More like a revenge story with horror draping. As a revenge story it succeeds and was enjoyable. As a horror movie, it's quite flat. I will say that Carolyn Bracken gave me milf fever, oddly enough. And that the tent scene was a surprisingly effective jumpscare.
I'll give it a 6.5/10 (which is great for a low-budget film), but I won't be watching it again.
I'll be watching Caveat next.

>all those replies to deleted posts
classic /hor/ in action

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No matter how many horror movies I watch, none of them can fill the void left by Return of the Living Dead. Dawn of the Dead comes close with its comedy, but it's just a different beast, incomparable really.

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>>204711336
I have the NECA Leatherface which is cooler

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>>204707658
i don't want to know what you did on your last mission to africa, i'm sure your brain's backed up with plenty of negroid sperm xD

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>>204711376
should have watched Beezel. you'd still have been disappointed, but less so.

How do you guys watch so many shitty movies

>>204711453
>replying to a deleted Pissman post
You’re next.

>>204711494
I only watch good movies except for maybe one a year I hate. It's a learned skill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SThXqggi7Z0

This scene makes me laugh every time

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>logging on just as he's banned
kino

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>>204711499
gonna sit on the report button aren't you le plebbit christcuck because you can't handle the bantz, tell me now what horror movies are good again?

>>204705760
worse than mid

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>>204711499

>>204711472
Alright I'll throw it in the queue. The trailer makes it look like it's trying to be a horror movie, at least

>>204707066
I TOLD YOU TO WATCH THE BROOD!! NOT BREED!!
also that cover looks like one of those bigfoot rape romance novels women buy

>>204711494
Step 1: Be based.
Step 2: Have no life.
Step 3: Get a Tubi account.
Step 4: Seek out movies that no one in their right mind would think look good.
Step 5: Watch those movies whenever you have free time.

P R O F I T

>>204711630
dont forget 6. shill those bad movies here

>>204711630
>Step 1: Be based
>Step 2: Use psychic powers to know which films are good, and which are bad
>Step 3: Profit
Fixed it

>>204711494
Watch all the good movies first, then still want to watch movies

>>204707554
lel

>>204711609
Caveat is decent though, general consensus is that it's more enjoyable than Oddity

>>204711664
EVIL DIED TONIGHT!

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alright Puppet Master Marthon film #13. Littlest Reich.
I actually saw this when it came out (having not even seen the original) but can't remember anything about it other than Babs was in it. Now I have the lore behind me I am prepared.

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>>204711641
But of course

>>204711653
>good films
Don't like 'em, don't watch 'em.

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What's the worst recommendation you ever took from /hor/? For me it's Incident in a Ghost Land.
Also, thinking back now, I'm pretty sure it was NPM who recommended it to me, as I remember him saying something about the movie being "based for BTFOing the roasties" or some shit. I should have known it was garbage if he likes it.

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>>204711494
If you don't watch shitty movies then you simply don't know what good movies are. Between shitty movies and good movies I prefer shitty movies because they confirm existence of good movies.

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>>204711674
BASED!

>>204711666
Thanks for the heads up and nice trips

>>204711737
I didn't think it was THAT bad. I mean it has a bunch of horror stuff in it.
All the bad recs I've gotten have been boring european psuedo-horror films that I won't even mention, and I'm starting to think it's a single anon doing it.

>>204711737
Popcorn, by far. It taught me not to watch a single movie that anons call "comfy".

>>204711737
The Maniac remake with Elijah wood. Fucking god awful.

>>204711737
Everything French

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>>204711809
Filtered, and I rarely say that

>>204711844
you're only saying that because it's a remake.
one of the best films of the 2010s t.b.h.

>>204711737
It's a toss-up between Malignant and Smile

>>204711891
I watch horror movies in October not parodies

>>204711904
Malignant wasn't bad for being modern horror desu
I agree on Smile, that one is horrible and I have no fucking clue how it got a sequel. I wonder if it will be the next Children of the Corn, as in, a shitty movie that spawns an entire franchise of shitty movies

>>204711936
Are you a girl?

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Was anybody else disappointed by this movie? The movie was helped along by a massive exposition dump, the mystery was bad, and the ending was a dud. It was pretty creepy but I expected a much smarter and less jump-scaryish flick.

I read one interview with the jew director and he came off as a very annoying edgelord. I guess The Exorcist 1 & 3 continue to reign supreme.

>>204711951
yeah we all were

>>204711936
Worst slasher franchise of all time tbqhwy

>>204711951
I'm with you, it was awful

>>204711951
I don't think I've seen more than a handful of positive comments about this film in my many many hours of browsing /hor/

It was the cringiest film I've seen in quite a while

>>204711914
If you can't have some fun with the genre, you're going to miss out on a lot

>>204708746
Nearly every new movie is extremely overhyped and treated as being way smarter/more interesting than they really are. All flash, no bang. A good movie today is the same as a decent star trek episode.

>>204711946
>Malignant wasn't bad for being modern horror desu
The sfx were cool, I'll give it that

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>>204711936
yes, the greatest trilogy to come out in the last decade and i'm so glad Damien didn't take the shudder bait

>>204711936
tits or GTFO
>>204711951
Yeah it was laughably bad, especially the whole evil doll shit. What the fuck were they thinking? The shitty ending too, you can tell they want to make a sequel to it

>>204712038
>A good movie today is the same as a decent star trek episode.
Truer words, anon. It's a real horrorshow out there now.

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what a thread

>>204712027
I can have fun with it, I just like actual horror movies in October. I don't mind schlock in general and I've seen a lot of it. I'm saying that when someone says a movie is comfy in /hor/, that it's not even close to scary.

>>204711404
return of the living dead stands alone
texas chainsaw massacre
and
pulse (original)
also are inimitable

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>>204712108
>you’re here forever

>>204711666
caveat is spookier
oddity has more going on character and plot wise

>>204712114
No horror movie is "scary" if you're a grown man

>>204712072
Oh no the director wanted to “leave it open for interpretation”. Complete hack-job.

>>204712013
Each time a character said “hail satan” I cringed, and the quick-cut stuff all sucked. Nic Cage’s performance as well as everyone besides the main girl’s sucked.

>>204712050
>whats ur favourite slasher?
What kind of question is this, zoomer? The (correct) answer is Friday the 13th.

Is Terrifier worse than new Scream and TCM? Absolutely. It's nothing more than over-the-top, splatterfest junk for edgelords to geek out over.

>>204712153
Tension, suspense, violence, and misery. That's what I'm looking for, autist.

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>>204712158
The main girl was great in picrel. Pretty good film too

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>>204712184
if it's tension you want I'd watch Kolobos RED
but if you're more of an arthouse fan then the classic purple edition of Kolobos, sometimes called the 'spain-cut'

>>204712229
The ending was awful

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>>204712218
he looks happier in the rare japanese alternate poster

>>204712245
I thought it was fine

>>204712249
chad-striding along the hemisphere like nobodies business

>>204712077
Lots of low effort writing and over-reliance on “arsty” directing that is really just unnecessary and bad. A lot of new movies supposedly big on having important themes but they’re like 8th grader opinions. “Poor Things” is a great example, its just a softcore porno with some half-assed commentary about women’s rights or classism or some bullshit.

>>204712249
Based rare Japanese alternate Gremlins poster poster

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>>204712173
>Is Terrifier worse than new Scream and TCM? Absolutely.
get a load of this faggot, Terrifier shits all over nu scream & nu TCM
trololololololol

>>204712305
>Cock Lodge likes Terrifier
Not surprising

nu

>>204712336
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>>204712336
>>204712336

>>204711936
At least post the shirt.