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Corey general
>>204712336>One thousand. You're telling me there's one thousand corpses in there. Get the fuck outta here.
>>204712336better than the woke shit you're trolling with sodomite christcuck
Remember to keep those pumpkins lit
>>204712356what do you think, comparatively, corey and michaels dicks are like?who's the top?
>>204712336Why haven't they made a scary movie about living around black people?
>>204712375Laurie has the biggest of them all>>204712377See: Candyman, Monkey Shines, Shakma
>>204712373I accept your concession.
>>204712336Did I stutter, bitch?
Hey can anyone help me remember the movie I saw it in the 90s rented it with my dad it was like some chick was a fake fortune teller/psychic and then she all of a sudden got real powers and got involved with some serial killer stuff
>another night binging red wine and candy corn
>>2047122688th grader opinions is a great way to put it. These scripts are as underdeveloped as the main chick from Alien Romulus. Schlock of yore for all its problems could at least on occasion generate interesting characters with somewhat believable dialogue. We have coasted deeply into the era of low skilled nepotism writers, fully detached from the peasants and who communicate mainly through smartphones, writing the majority of Hollywood slop.
I haven't even seen T3 yet but I just want to say, whomever the anon I was arguing with it is now sitting at 41.6 mill at the box office. you were wrong bitch.
>>204712412i've already accepted yours le sodomite concessionfag, why won't you tell us what your favourite bible verses are?
>>204712422Eyes of Laura Mars
>>204712479got their ass
>>204712479Fake money
Are the director's other works any better? This is just Rosemary's Baby but shittier in every way with the gratuitous nudity being its only saving grace.
>>204712492Concession = Accepted
>>204712494That’s not it it was an 80s or 90s movie I think
>>204712519Torso is really good
>>204712479it's le christcuck concessionfag that doesn't like T3 because of the crown of thorns and stigmata scenes near the end of T3.>>204712535yes i've already accepted your concession le christcuck concessionfag, now in the name if St Lucifer give us your favourite bible verses!
>>204712543Can you think of any other details?
>>204712574Correct, I have accepted your concession. Thank you for offering it at my feet.
>>204712356Halloween End is better than Kills
>>204712640Ends >>>> Resurrection, Kills, and both Rob Zombie ones
>>204712519Torso is fucking greatVice is a locked room only I have the key is good if you like that sortv thing, its slow, atmospheric, some might say downright 'comfy'
>>204712640I prefer Kills because it leans into the schlock but has better kills (hehe) than Ends
>>204712379have you watched the substance? it wasn't bad and didn't have any woke slop.this>>204712612 christcuck is trying to troll you into watch shit movies, don't take the bait.>>204712612yes you can get up off your knees now, i accepted your concession 3 threads ago concession christcuck. to weak to post your favourite bible verses, though as much lol.Hail Lucifer!
>>204712640Kills has tons of cool scenes of Michael.only contrarian iconoclasts like Ends.
>>204712700You've been sperging out at an imposter fyi. I'm not the thing hiding under your bed but it's fun to make you squirm:^)
>>204712600I think she was like an adult and her and her dad would like pull the she has powers bit as like a con and then it was real and she didn’t tell him
>>204712724 Honestly, all 3 have good qualities about them and the Nu-Halloween trilogy is better than 90% of modern slashers desu
>>204712640>>204712683>>204712724the nu halloweens were dog shit compared to the rob zombie ones, these fucking troll posts are hilarious xD
>>204712787A post so courageous, yet so true
>>204712804I would have gave an actual response but>xDFuck off, Cock Lodge
>>204712757>oh noes not le imposterzzz thinks i'm gonna squirmzzz!grow up fuckhead lol
>>204712850u r mad
>>204712778That sounds really familiar, but I'm afraid I can't help you
>>204712827as long as you keep trolling with shite le christcuck friendly movies I'll keep shovelling shit into your mouth, now open wide as usual.
>Terrifier, but actually good
>>204712857i was trying to have a discussion about real horror movies like Terrifier and no, i'm not mad lol
>>204712907How is that anything like Terrifier?
>>204712928I accept your concession.
Need more car horror kinos. So far I have >Christine>Maximum Overdrive>Death Proof>Nightcrawler
>>204712934A horror film with absurd, over-the-top, graphic violence and goreSounds like Terrifier, doesn't it? Only it doesn't have a clown and it's actually good
>>204712948Joyride
>>204712948Duel
>>204712958I'll check it out, thanks for the rec Bud the Chud
What the fuck did I just watch?
>>204712972Sorry, Joy Ride (2001)
>>204712981No problemEnjoy the kino
>>204712937i accept your concession le concessionfag lol
>>204712985A gem.
>>204712401Gnaaa
>>204712985garbage.
>>204712985Probably the first found footage horror filmNow watch Ghostwatch and Man Bites Dog for more early found footage films
>>204713002It's horrific. I liked it, but I wouldn't recommend it to anyone I know
>>204712336I want (You) to please recommend me horror kino where the girl is distractingly cute.I could not focus on anything but Nell in the first omen. It reminded me how much I love horror girls.
>>204712998That was cute when you pretended to be someone else.
>>204713018Opera
>>204713017Yeah it's not normie friendly. I really liked it but it's definitely a trip.
>>204712985>>204713017https://youtu.be/vjnWKPYclpQ?si=vqHhPpnHJ4Qm7brH
>>204713018Lust for a Vampire
>>204713023i accept le concession le christcuck concessionfag, now post more shitty horror movies and bible verses
>>204713003was it autism?
>>204713018All the colors of the dark.Phenomena.Aenigma.House by the cemetary.
>>204713072You're stuck on a loop, sweetheart.
>>204712640Halloween 78 > Inuyasha: Fire on Mystic Island >H20 >Halloween Ends >the rest
>>204713075Ritardo mentale.
>>204713090i accept le concession xD
>>204713104we should invite him to the threads, he'll fit right in.
>>204713124Took you long enough. OH! And I almost forgot.... I accept your concession.
>>204713134le concession is accepted lol
>>204713018The Blood Spattered Bride Good film too
>>204712377seriously make a black person the star and put them in a ghetto but they used to live in the suburbs, itll write itself
>>204713153G'night, babe.*gently kisses your forehead*Don't let le concessionfags bite
>>204713018Let Sleeping Corpses LieVijAlucardaSpider BabyFrankenhookerDeadstream
Terrifier 3 was lame. Was the budget reduced for this or did all of the budget get wasted on over the top fucking pointless gore vfx? Also the music was shit compared to 2. Annoying characters, boring filler talking scenes, shitty sequel bait ending, non-comfy Christmas filter. No tits despite being promised tits (i may have been lied to and expected Sienna tits but then remembered the actress was a prude who forgot what kind of franchise she's in).
>>204713289Budget was 4x that of 2, which was only 250k
This is pretty fun
>>204713330Whoops, make that 8x. I'm retarded
>>204713289I was on the fence about seeing this in theaters so I appreciate your review. I'll skip it and wait for the streaming release.
>>204713331does it have any sex scenes?
>>204713331I was gonna say there's no way I'm watching that, but apparently I already did, and it was that forgettable.
>>204713331>movie is titled sissy>character called sissy isn't male
>>204713186Seconding Spider Baby, picrel looks awesome in it.
>>204713331don't watch this garbage, watch anything else
>>204713018There's a new camp slasher soon to be cult classic called Final Summer that is filled to the brim with babesSome real eye candy in that picture let me "tell you what"
>A Serbian Film>August UndergroundCan these really be called horror
>>204713438Will do, thank you.
>>204712108>picrelMe
>>204712356hes just like me fr
>>204713289The music in 2 is pretty lame too, especially that more bubbly synth theme that plays when Sienna is working on the costume, it tries so hard to sound 80s that it sounds like a generic AI generated "1980s synth music for horror movie". Modern /hor/ in general has ver bad uninspired music.
>>204713455What's with these films and having poop scenes? Salo, August Underground, Human Centipede, Terrifier, etc. Do all edgelord horror fans love shit, literally?
>>204713455What would you call them other than exploitation?
>>204713331>no cameo from Sissy SpacekIt was over before it even began.
>>204713352No but a gay cripple gets kicked off a cliff and a black lesbian gets her head crushed in a detailed shot so /tv/ would probably love it
>>204713533>Redheads are extremely rare here>Only seen two natural gingers in my city the whole 11 years i've been living hereFeels bad, man.
>>204713018Suspiria, Phenomena, and Tenebre in that order.
>>204713537this is only because the movie is going for gay & cripple representation points
>Now, ya'll ain't planning on fuckin' these chickens are ya?
Just finished Kolobos. On one hand it had a really interesting premise, but I feel like it was poorly executed. Actors were all pretty mediocre. I think that was the biggest drawback. Soundtrack was lackluster as well. Some of the deaths were pretty gruesome. But this could have been much better. Definitely not a movie for paranoid schizophrenics to watch under any circumstance. One of my "probably will never rewatch" category horror films.
>>204713612There’s really no pleasing you lot
>>204713502Linea Quigley's "pooping scene" from pic rel was so fucking crazy that people say its why there are so many different editions of the film, because different distributors and editors were horrified and offended to such a wildly varying degree that there could be no real consensus on which parts of that segment are useable and 'acceptable' and which portions 'cross the line'but since its Linea Quigley 'doing what she does best' no one was able to completely excise the whole sequence of scenes...
>>204713593My man.
>>204713636>kino has entered the building
>>204713545it was decent, set the bar low, that's what a i did.
>>204713630Is it just one schizo posting this movie? Why would I watch direct to video shit
>>204712948Jeepers Creepers
>>204713630>pooping scene>>204713636>>204713649Everyone loves Argento!
>>204713660yes it's one schizo posting shitty horror movies>>204713675based
>>204712948can't forget about THE CAR
>>204712948very underseen one here. personal favorite.
>>204713660>Why would I watch direct to video shitbecause it is literally Linea Quigley's shit? That's real horror movie bona fide pedigree shit right there, literally, the sort'v stuff she gets into in this movie couldn't ever been allowed in theaters, it's way too intensealso if you know Anything about horror movies then you understand the important and unique position Kolobos holds in the Horror- Canon
>>204713660Is this NPM or just ironic shit posting?
>>204713660you have officially lost it>>204713702yes
>>204713811the funniest part is that he keeps trolling them over and over again>>204713787fucking hilarioius
wwyd?
>>204713871Sauce
>>204713871House sit for Harry more often
>>204713892you stupid?
>>204713897Yes. Can I have the sauce?
I've just started discovering the universal monster movies... Why did you fuckers never tell me they were so good? Easily the most fun I've had watching horror movies in long time.
>>204713907you already have it
>>204713918>Dracula>Frankenstein >Wolf Man>possibly the three most famous horror films of all time>why didn't you tell me these were good?
>>204713907It's Death Game
>>204713907Death Game 1977
>>204712356kind of looks like tarrant
>>204713965Would've helped if people said stuff like "yeah, if you can get past the fact that they're in black and white and are very old, they still hold up as great movies". You realize it's such a superficial barrier once you start enjoying them.
>>204714068Not necessarily calling you one, but I guess this is a zoomer issue. Growing up millennial, b&w stuff was on tv constantly, was never an issue I had to get over. Being a horror fan pre mass internet use meant seeing tons of b&w movies.
>>204713918wait til you find out about Abbott and Costello
>>204714157timeless comedians, their routines still hold up
>>204712374will do
>>204714068Alright which ones have you seen already? Because Invisible Man is probably my favorite and I wanna know if you've watched it yet.
Ten more days to Halloween, Halloween
>>204714103You got me, i'm an older zoomer though. Aside from the back and white, which I've come to appreciate from its sporadic yet artistic use in modern films and photography, I for some reason always had the impression that the universal monster movies were B-movie horror shlock akin to the low buget (but fun) garbage horror movies from the 80's. Once I began watching them you realize the great sets, the consise storytelling, and the great dialouge. Just the right amount of camp too.
>>204714255>Day 21>Only watched 19 horrorsI'm not gonna make it.
>>204712374Blehmpkin!
>>204714276Watch The Black Cat (1934).
>movies90>books3>mini-series2>video games 3Yeah. I'm think great Halloween so far.
why did they even fight the bikers on dawn of the dead instead of staying upstairs? because the bikers knew they were on the roof? I doubt the bikers would have done anything except loot, get bored, and then leave. Plus the survivors had the fake partition still, so they wouldn't have found them
>>204714351Are you a NEET?
>>204714351impressive. only NEET powers are capable of this.
this scene made me smile a bit
>>204714198DraculaFrankenstienBrideInvisible ManI plan on seeing the Wolf Man, Mummy and Black Lagoon next. So far I'd say Dracula was the most underwhelming of the bunch. While i understand that Bela Lugosi is iconic, I found the overall pace of the story a bit boring. Loved Frankenstien, and actually prefer it over Bride. Loved Invisible Man too, such a demented and ghoulish main character, funny too. I also watched the 1931 Dr Jykell and Mr Hyde, which I understand is actually a paramount film, but it's pretty much in the same vain as the universal movies, and it's honestly my favorite of the bunch. The sexuality in it kinda suprised me, and the story kept me fully engrossed right till the end.
>>204714422>Loved Frankenstien, and actually prefer it over BrideBased, me too. Liking Bride more is a gay opinion.
>>204714422CFTBL is my fav. I'm gonna rewatch it on Halloween.
>>204714445Mine too i think, followed by The Black Cat.
>>204714300Thanks for the rec, I'll check it out.
>>204714371you can squeeze in 50-60 the whole month on a regular schedule with at least 2 per day and a lot of horror is 90minutes-ish so its less taxing then if you'd do epics or dramas
>>204714529No problem. Report back with your thoughts.
I watched The Substance 2024, what did everyone else think of itI loved it, and please dont call me reddit for this but between The Lighthouse, Evil Dead Rise and Talk To Me its one of my new favourite horrors of the past 5 years, is there anything similar to it?
>>204714666
>>204714673That kids name is literally Shota, btw
>>204714682the worst ones for me have to be Late Night with the Devil for its wasted potential, Longlegs, and basically every other horror flick for being a waste of time that not even pre teens bother watching. Also David Gordon Greenes fucking faggotry when it comes to remaking Halloween and Exorcist, he can suck a big fat cock for thinking he's good at anything
>>204712907It's more like Evil Dead
Watched Ti West's X last night... the plot literally revolves around blacked porn and involves a cucking scene. That's what I get for watching a movie made after 2010.
>>204714752despite viscerally disliking that film and being burnt out on Mia Goth, Pearl was actually not bad. still haven't seen Maxxxine.
>>204714738Halloween (2018) >>>> Halloween (2007)
>>204714666i liked the substance and i rated it for not having woke slop in itdon't worry about this fag>>204714682>>204714738you're pretty much spot on here, again i gave long legs points for no woke slop but it could've been better and late night with the devil was just sanitised shite. David Gordon Green & Jamie Lee Curtis can go fuck themselves after the last Halloween trilogy, i'll never watch anything with their names on anything again.
>>204714666I thought it was great, possibly my favorite film of 2024, that said, I have a lot of catching up to do with movies from this year. I haven't even finished shit like Dune Part II for example. To me, The Substance is basically a Tales of the Crypt movie in 2024, paired with striking visuals too. It pretty much follows all the similar story beats a Crypt episode would entail. I think it's much easier to apperciate the film through that paticular lens. I also thought Dennis Quaid was great in this.
>>204714752now do yourself a favour and don't watch the next 2 like this fag says>>204714774>>204714842trololololololololol
>>204714842This, but the exact opposite.
What singular monster would be the biggest threat to the real world.And I mean 1 is transported to the real world.The public is aware of its existence and any details of how it works and weaknesses from its movie.
>>204714894reddit spacing subhuman
>>204714895the donkey is trolling
>>204714912you'd know faggot, go back lol
>>204714855>David Gordon Green & Jamie Lee Curtis can go fuck themselves after the last Halloween trilogy, i'll never watch anything with their names on anything again.I remember the episode of Joe Bob's Last Drive-in where they had David Gordon Green on to promote Halloween Kills, and the guy was talking about how cool it was that Michael just solos a whole fire department (he was also clearly stoned). The guy just doesn't fucking get it.
>>204714930I assume I've been on this site longer than you have been alive given the zoomer nigger way you type
>>204714917Not the donkey
>>204714894>>204714895What's up, Rob and Sheri? Want to try and actually defend your two Halloween movies? Here's a few things I want to see you defend>How badly they fucked up Michael's character>The generic backstory>The dialogue >The ghost mom shit in part 2
>>204714938he sounds like a complete retard, avoid avoid avoid in future
>>204714909Singular is tough, because the two most dangerous start singular but multiply, which are The Thing and the Return of the Living Dead zombies. If you're going with Singular singular, then I guess Godzilla
>>204714953i meant to say "that donkey is trolling"
>>204714948go and troll somewhere else faggot
>>204714977how drunk are you right now
>>204714969>Return of the Living Dead zombiesYou can defeat those with electricity, as show in the sequel. As far as "zombies" go, I think the shit from When Evil Lurks is the most damning for humanity. Drop one Rotten in the right place and it's over for Earth.
>>204714956yep and Rob's Halloween movies are still miles better than the shit David Gordon Green pumped out
>>204714998anybody who advocates for the woke shit Halloween movies is a donkey, it's not rocket science
>>204715007>No argumentsAverage Rob Zombie fan
>>204715032>wokebitch you better not be talking about big john little john.
>>204715033>advocating for shitty woke filled halloween moviesaverage plebbitor
the issue with the new halloween movies is that they seem to have had no idea for a trilogy. i'm pretty sure anything after 2018 was made up on the spot.
Is there a single horror movie released in 202x that isn't woke?
>>204715054Literally the only good part of that movie.
>>204715060You can't even come up with a single argument to defend your remake movies, Robert. You know damn well there's no excuse for some of that shit. That dumb ghost mom/white horse stuff is unable to be defended
>>204715063it's almost the opposite. they originally planned to make 2 films, but got cold feet and backed out. then when it was a success they made the other 2.
>>204715083get with the times gramps, its a new age of horr....ible heh.
>>204715083That new Texas Chainsaw Massacre from a few years ago was basically anti-woke. It's about a bunch of leftist Californiafaggots running a real estate scam and inadvertently killing the adoptive mother of Leatherface. You can imagine what happens. When Evil Lurks isn't woke unless you just think that having a movie about Mexicans is woke. It might also be considered anti-woke since the whole downfall of society stems from abandoning religion.
the DGG Halloweens have the best soundtrack of all of them sans the original. they are Carpenters last great work.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8H3M0DDWDs
>>204714873i just had a really fun time with it, two and a half hours just flew by and i was really pleasantly surprised by it. Quaid was great, i liked how blunt they made him. I wish Elisabeth spoke more to that old man who was the doctor who slipped her the substance in the first place, he actually offered really nice advice about how elizabeths life was worth living too but she was somehow freaked out by him when he clearly has experience in this situation. I cant name a better horror for this year and i see it holding up for the 2020s in general.I thought it was a bit weird though how elizabeth was sorta like an 80s fitness instructor in the modern day, surely something like that is extremely dated and that was the joke but sue just did the same thing in the same TV format, so the whole thing about TV still being relevant was a bit dated
>>204715161NTA but file is from this kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK832KlASXk
>>204715135>If I say woke, 2 more times, that's 46 wokes in the woke'd up rhyme
>>204715186>Michael Myers in the HoodThat's just Resurrection lmao
>>204715197They should've named Halloween Ressurection "Michael Myers in Da Hood" and made it like the video.
>>204712948Crash
>>204714855late night with the devil was so unfortunately predictable, used AI generated assets, crappy CGI effects and had segments that flat out felt like a Channel Awesome bit from 2011 (why would they use spirals as a motif?). The structure switching between found footage and narrative behind the scenes wasnt a problem for me but in general it just didnt feel like i was watching a lost 1970s Dick Cavett specialI also thought Nic Cage was the worst part about Long Legs, generally speaking i think he's extremely overrated and nothing of his really sticks out to me as being great, just that theyre 'nice cage films'. Willys Wonderland was a busted up boring piece of shit but i dont think thats regarded as a good film either
speaking of late night with the devil>still no haunted ulster live release
>>204715239>Willys Wonderland was a busted up boring piece of shit but i dont think thats regarded as a good film eitherI love that movie. Nic Cage plays an autist who gets roped into being a janny at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, and is not even slightly surprised by the animatronics coming to life and trying to kill him.
>>204715286kek I enjoyed that one as well. It's like a Godzilla film where Nic Cage stars as Godzilla and fights a bunch of kaiju.also I love pinball.
>>204715083Terrifier 1, 2 and 3?
>>204715103there's no point in arguing with a retard like yourself who's just trolling with shitty fucking movies
>>204715458>Cock Lodge calling other people trollsCool it with the projection
>>204715103I prefer the 2007 Halloween over almost all modern iterations, but I also think the second Rob Zombie Halloween is pretty dogshit. The good things about the first one is that it flows like an actual movie, and it tries being a fresh take on the story by going ultra realistic. The kills in the movie not only make sense and don't feel forced for the sake of a kill, there's a substantial body count and the kills themselves are way more brutal and ugly than in the shitty nu-Halloween movies. It's a successful remake of the original for modern audiances imo.
>>204715306>Nic Cage stars as Godzilla and fights a bunch of kaijuNever have I ever wanted a movie to exist as badly as this
>>204715135TCM 2022 was garbageWhen Evil Lurks wasn't bad
>>204715239late night with the devil is just the same sanitised shudder slop and yes, so very predictable anon.i wanted to like longlegs but mediocre in the end but at least it didn't have woke shit pumped into it. willy's was dog shit, glad i only half watched it.
what did you guys think of The Others 2001? Now THAT was a SNOOZE fest to be quite honest, nobody would disagree with me there
>>204715546You do know Shudder doesn't make these movies, right, stupid?
>>204715463so which schizo personality am i speaking with, christcuck sodomite home bible bitch le concessionfag lol
>>204715555I liked it
>>204715499>TCM 2022 was garbageNah, it was great.>Entire plot centers around a black guy and Jewess with a real estate scheme to sell repo'd rural property to yuppy millennials fleeing the hellscape cities that they created>Black guy tries to steal a house that doesn't belong to him, forcefully/illegally ejecting an old woman from the home she lived in for fifty years>When she dies on the way to the hospital, in the arms of her surrogate son, he shows no remorse>This sets off the massacre>Based, coal-rolling, gun-toting redneck stands up to the black guy when he finds out what he did>Still tries to save the black guy and friends even after they berate him from the outset of the movie; while he lay dying, he makes an effort to facilitate escape for Jewess>Guns save the day>Pseudo-heroine from the original movie is shown to be useless and disposed of almost immediately after Leatherface makes it clear that he doesn't know or care who she is>At the very end of the movie, the main character and her sister (the Jewess) get into a Tesla and have it auto-pilot away, only to have Leatherface return and pull the Jewess out of the car to get beheaded in front of her sister>She would have survived if they hadn't been too lazy to drive themselves away from the town>Entire movie is a rejection of liberal millennial bullshit, and specifically their flight from cities into rural areas where they want to spread their plagueMost based movie of the past ten years. Seeing the seethe from libcuck film critics was great, but they couldn't outright cancel the guy who made it because he is Mexican.
>>204712553>>204712688Alright this was a pretty good watch. Am I the only one who had no idea who the killer was supposed to be and had to check wiki afterwards
>>204715562you know you don't have to shill shudder slop here don't you faggot.
>>204715570>TCM 2022>Netflix>It was greati'm not reading all that shit troll faggot
>>204715239I didn't think Longlegs was that good, it certainly didn't deliver on the hype, but I thought Nic Cage was the only interesting character in the enitre fucking thing. I'm not a Cage dickrider either, I'm actually kinda ignorant on most of his recent movies, but he was about the only really unique and intriguing thing about the film, and in the end they failed to properly utilize him. I thought his over the top schtick worked here when it was rarely shown, wasn't scary, but def demented.
>>204713051kino
I honestly didn't expect the hard cut to violent rape.
>>204715708that was so bad, should've never been made.
>>204715708Full nudity? I will watch for this one scene if so
>>204715791https://rapelust.com/video/the-hills-have-eyes-2-rape-scene/
>>204715306i remember you anon
>>204714351>averaging over 4 movies a dayHoly shit, I kneel.
>>204715828It’s best to watch the movies up to the rape scene though because it’s about building up a character that this happens to, so porn is unsatisfying
>>204714938>(he was also clearly stoned)He directed Pineapple Express so that checks out.
Best haunted house films? haven't seen many beyond poltergeist, the haunting and house on the haunted hill.
>>204714938I remember him saying something to the effect of the only good Halloween movies are the original and the ones he made. I wanted to slap the fuck out of him.
>>204716523The first Paranormal Activity is alright.
>>204712519Bro, how did you even find this movie. I couldn't find it with subs or with English dubs anywhere online (no pirating).>Are the director's works any better?Oh yeah. Torso is amazing, it's the reason I want to watch All the Colors of the Dark. I liked Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh, too.
>Oh hey guys, look! The roof!
>>204717160
Still looking for recommendations for short story compilations or novella in the scifi/horror genre. Something that has come out in the last 30 years and would be available at a library is preferable.
>>204717128>No Rhodes
>>204712948The Cars that Ate Paris
>>204714673Can't find a torrent of this
SHORT SHORTS
>>204717650and... He's a big sheriff...
Why does the sweet guy who has crush on girl always get killed in horror movies :(
>>204717643>he's not on AvistaZIt's a must for anyone that likes Asian movies & shows.
>>204717678Forgot the sheriff :(
Any other fans here of the 1991 made for television film, 'Backfield in Motion', starring Rosanne Barr playing a widowed mother that challenges the BBT guy to a mother/son football game? I heard the theme song on the radio at about 0715 this morning and had no idea that it was an actual 1970 radios hit of the same name. I hadn't thought about this film for 33 years. Truly the power of music, but still more /tv/ related.
>>204717783not /hor/
>>204717805Yeah I thought I was starting a thread. I suck. Anyways I did have an idea for a horror movie yesterday because I couldn't sleep and then when I did I woke up with nightmares twice about the story I had conceived.
>>204717990cooli don't have nightmares anymore
>>204718004I only dream when I don't drink. Most of the time I can force sleep paralysis on myself and then have lucid dreams, I hadn't had a nightmare like that since my Cronenberg body horror one where people were punishing gold thieves by shoving arms up their own asses and then pulling them out their mouths and more stuff like that. That was like five years ago.
>>204716523Ju-on The Curse 1&2Ju-on The GrudgeHausuThe Woman in BlackThe OthersThe innocentsScary Movie 2
So is Lisa Frankenstein kino or shit?
>>204718376both
>>204718387So is it kino shit or shit kino?
>>204718398both
>>204718401So is it kino shit shit kino or shit kino kino shit?
>>204712371Is that actually any good?
>>204718398It’s slop.
>>204718775kino slop or slop kino or kino shit slop or shit kino slop?
>>204713630you have lost it
Watched The Hearse. Small film with simple enviroment of haunted house mixed with satanism. Rushed ending. Main Character was a cute milf at least. Between a 6.5 to 7 / 10
has anyone watched the pumpkin monster movie
>>204715708>>204715768>>204715791>>204715828>the mutant birth scene from the intro accidentally got played during a children's moviekino?
What're we watching?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dR_SbPJxag
>>204719507In a few, though.
>>204719854>The critics hugged it!
>>204719854>Truly Scrumptious from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is in adult horrorso.o v spooky
No horror movie for me today, I'm going to watch Lee in theater. But I'll start Silent Hill PS1 today.To stay on topic, what do you expect from the new Silent Hill movie?
>>204720108It might be coolI liked the first film by the same director, and the trailer for Return looks better than the new shitty remake game
What happened to the survivors after Dawn of the Dead original?
>>204712948Wraith
https://youtu.be/Bkz2JRwZ4Eg
>>204720501There's something wrong with Peter Weir which I love
>want to watch horror movies>have to mow the lawn>finish half>feel like I'm going to die>still have to cut the other halfThis is bullshit. I just want to watch horror movies, not do lawn care.
>>204712948Crash! (1977)TrucksSuper HybridI want to include The Hearse but it's kind a side character in it's own movie.Throwing in The Falling too because there's a menacing truck in it.
>>204720501I have to call a plumber to do some work today. I'm definitely not watching this.
15 minutes into Land of The Dead and im about to tap out. does it get better?
>>204721327Not really.
The Child's Play remake looks like ass, is it worth a watch or is it slop?
>>204721406It's pure slop, avoid it
>>204712724Kills' intro with the flashback to 1978 was so fucking good. They actually took great pains to emulate the look and feel of the original footage. I mean you couldn't tell that it wasn't part of the original film. The only other production that does this kind of painstakingly attention to detail was Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D's intro. You could actually believe the opening was a direct sequel to the original and that the town formed a mob to kill the Sawyers. I also liked how they brought back Kyle Richards who played Lindsey in the original movie. I thought it was bullshit that Myers was able to kill all those townspeople like that. No fucking way could he tank that many hits and kill everyone.
>>204712948probably the opposite of what you want but technically 'The Appointment' 1982. slow start but suspenseful 3rd act as dad loses his mind driving through the UK highlands
>>204721422Still better than Megan which used the same concept. And Aubrey Plaza is in it.
Hello friends, testing
I'm skipping Halloween 2 and going straight to 3, and you can't stop me.
>>204721500I love Audrey Plaza, I wish she was my gf
The Friday the 13th remake is not half bad, honestly.
>>204717643Did you even bother looking into places other than 1337x?It's on all the other normie trackers.
>>204721766I think she's a try-hard
>>204721500>>204721766>that one webm where she gets her ass smacked by another girl during an interviewYou can tell she likes it rough.
what's that one movie you've had on you "to watch" list for too long
>>204712907This anon kicks ass for the Lord>namefagEw, why?
>>204721908Blair Witch ProjectCan't believe I haven't seen it yet, especially since I'm from Maryland
>>204721830I agree, i don't find her whole shtick that amusing, more annoying than anything.
>>204721937You know what you must do. Take a camping trip to the woods and watch it at night inside the tent.
>>204721750I watched 6 the other night, with Paul Rudd. It was a humiliation ritual for Donald Pleasance.
>>2047222706 is one of my favorite "shit kino" movies desuIt's retarded but I love it. Great Michael design and cinematography surprisingly too
>>204721908Skinamarink. I've made it through the first 20 minutes multiple times but haven't had the attention span to see it through.
>>204721785I thought it was good too. I never understood why the Friday the 13th remake and the Nightmare on Elm Street remake get so much flak. >>204722270I watched 6 a long time ago. I'm baffled at the whole concept. I mean I sorta get that they wanted to harness the Celtic power that Michael possesses but it really is the odd man out of the Myers franchise. I love Haloween 3 and I agreed with Carpenter that it should've been an anthology of different horror stories but everybody wanted Michael. But 6 is WAY better than Halloween Resurrection. That shit was just awful.
>>204720255they repopulated the islandwhat happened to the trucker who ran off down the road at the end of the texas chainsaw massacre
What does /hor/ think of picrel?
>>204722397island?
>>204712640Agreed. Kills was a blast in theaters but is the worst of the series on rewatch. Watching Halloween 2 rn. Then going to do both Rob Zombie’s
>>204721830To each their own
>>204721937Maryland, yeaaah, the land of DOOM
>>204722344>Great Michael designDisagree here, I didn't like it, he didn't even look menacing. And what was it with the editing? Did you notice that? They didn't even explain what their whole goal was.
>>204722448Love it, best horror film of the 50s IMO.
>>204722344I don't mean to be harsh here, tastes are subjective. But that wasn't a movie worthy of the title I think. It really was a pastiche of scenes, lacking atmosphere and gravitas.
>>204722467sorry, i was thinking of day of the deadi think they pretty much have no choice but to keep flying around as long as they can, trying to find somewhere to get fuel and supplies. their future is bleak.unless they find an island to repopulate
>>204722347Is Resurrection the one with Busta Rhymes?
>>204722448Amazing, Tourneur is a master.
>>204722543what's his favorite horror movie
>>204722950Kaijyu monsters.
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>>204722755Yup. I saw in theaters because my buddies wanted to go see it. Ugh, it was a waste of time. What I respected about it was the flashback that retcons how Michael survived being decapitated, that was actually pretty clever. And I liked how they were addressing reality TV and live-streaming (in 2002 technology). But Busta Rhymes fighting Michael Myers was awful. In terms of shittiness, it's the worst Halloween. Even the Blumhouse Halloween films (I think the first and Kills are the best, I have mixed feelings about Ends) are way better. Even Rob Zombie's Halloweens are definitely worth rewatching (goddamn Danielle Harris never gets a break...)
>>204722448Loved this flick since I was a kid
