Invisible Men editionPrevious >>204712336
whats a good uwe boll movie? house of the dead?
>>204723034The Invisible Man having the highest kill count of any Universal Monster is still so funny to me.
>>204723061He's efficient
Here's my Halloween ranking, which is probably controversial >1978 > 3 > 4 > 6 > Ends > 2018 > H20 > 5 > 2 > Kills >>> '07 > Resurrection > '09What is yours? >>204723054Rampage is good, the sequels suckPostal is good but it's not horror
Now in Japanese
Watch PhenomenaWatch TenebreWatch OperaWatch the Three Mothers trilogyWatch The Stendhal SyndromeHave a negroni or twoRe-watch them all again
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>>204723395>Not watching animalsYou're drunk
>>204723395The only one I haven't seen is The Stendhal Syndrome. I've heard that 90s Argento falls off hard
>>204723395argento is mediocre
>>204723452Watch it soon, it's up there with some of his best. Also one of the best films about art.
Hello, everybody. This is my first time in a horror thread this year because I've been busy so I wondered if anybody could help me to identify this year's films that fit the following annual horror templates:1. The modern reboot of a classic.2. The unwelcome sequel to a new film from last couple of years that properly kicks off the franchise with diminishing returns.3. The European horror film with a ton of buzz that's touring the festivals and drops on a streaming service near the end of the month.4. The hidden gem from decades ago that for some reason everyone watches this year.5. The new A24 film with rave reviews that's a prolonged metaphor for domestic abuse/incest/trauma.6. The new film from a smaller streaming service that's surprisingly funny/scary. 7. The new Asian horror film that has people shitting their guts in terror.8. The new film that's tearing the thread apart as people either call it a masterpiece or an astroturfed turd (this could also be the same film as number five).I figure with the answers to these questions I can skip the messing about part and jump right into the conversations.
>>204723687Nigga I ain't reading all of that shit
>>204723054Postal. Honors the source material quote well
>>204723687Is Elvira even good or do you just watch it for Cassandra Peterson?
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:>Bay of Blood (1971)>The Fly (1986)>Day of the Dead (1985)>Inferno (1980)>Frankenhooker (1990)>The Blind Dead series (1972-1975)>Braindead/Dead Alive (1992)>Bad Taste (1987)>The Devils (1971)>Manhunter (1986)>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)>The Prowler (1981)>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)>The Deadly Spawn (1983)>Elves (1989)>Carnosaur (1993)>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)>Cube (1997)>The Keep (1983)>Blood Dolls (1999)>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)>Maximum Overdrive (1986)>Night Flier (1997)>Near Dark (1987)>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)>Stage Fright (1987)
>>2047236871. Salem's Lot I Guess?2. Smile 2 / Terrifier 33. Oddity?4. Kolobos5. They are not a24 but probably the Substance or Longlegs6. Can't think of any7. Can't think of any8. The Substance or Longlegs
watching tales from the crypt
I’m too hungry and angry to focus on a movie
Why does Michael Myers hate animals so much? I don't think other slasher villains has killed as many animals.
>>204724084Oh wait I'm dumb. Number 1 is definitely Alien Romulus
Huh, so this is the movie with cowgirl Jessica
>>204724253*Jessica Biel
>>204724084For 7
>>204724139RIP Elvis the rat.
This movie is straight up evil
>>204724403Extremely based theme song though.
>>204724542>elevator music playing during a graphic rape sceneVery artsy fartsy
>>204724084>>204724200>>204724349Thanks! I've checked them out and they seem to fit the roles. I actually forgot one template which was "9. American remake of a foreign language horror" but I already know the answer to that one myself: Speak No Evil.
Howdy doody fagobites. This one was a solid little movie. It was low budge but didn't look cheap, the main girl's boobs were very nice, the plot was fun, and it struck the proper atmosphere more often than not. Marks taken for bare minimum characterization, some clunkiness in the goings on, and (probably for budgetary reasons) not going all in with some of the climaxes you were expecting. P.S. You will have to google the main girl's boobs on your own because the movie doesn't deliver.
Jesus Christ, why did no one tell me this was belly kino of the highest order?
>>204723395>forgetting the only good italian horror movie ever madesasuga
>>204724841we did, cuz
>>204724896sasuga and sakuga
what are you samefaggots watching this eve?
>Chris Sarandon is 82 years old nowFuck, Fright Night doesn't feel that long ago
>>204723061tbf if i was invisible i wouldn't be able to stop killing people left and right
>>204725175I would touch a lot of boobies and buttcheeks. I wouldn't go further than that though
Watching smile 2. I literally can’t relate to zoomers. Every movie nowadays has main cast all zoomers and I just can’t watch this shit,
>>204724253damn>>204724021is this tcm 2003 too?damn
>>204725296I'm with you on that. To me, it's not about the generation. I just don't want to watch a movie that only has attractive 21 - 25 year olds in it. I give a pass to Alien Romulus, though. Somehow they pulled it off without it being overly annoying or insufferable.
>>204724841anon, there have been tons of threads starting with a Biel's pic wearing this outfit
>>204725480Is it better if they throw a few ugly 21-25 year olds in?
Invisibility makes no sense because your eyes can't handle light molecules. Also you'd run into doors and be generally clumsyt. scientist
>>204724710Great and vastly underrated kino.
>>204725110sexiest vampire to ever grace a screen with his presence (no homo)
>>204725616I mean, obviously the age diversity is more important. But, yeah. It would be better. Watched Hostile Dimensions last night where all of the actors were just normal looking 20 year olds and it 100% made the viewing experience more palatable.
The Last House on the Left (2009)
>>204725175>>204723061He only had the biggest kill count because dude a train off rails lmao. He's pathetic faggot.
>>204725729the original had a really sleazy gross vibe to itlittle did I know half the actors moonlighted as porn actors, which means they are basically just horny dudes taken off the street
>>204725729rape
funniest shit i've seen in a whilebravo japan
>>204725729The only way the movie works is if you shoot it on grainy old film stock and cast actual psychopath actors, not fucking Jessie Pinkman
>>204725296I can't relate to people who watch camrips, so I get it.
aaaahhhh, do not open this
>>204725916dont boobs, open inside
>>204725616the other extreme is stupid. think the first alien movie, yaphet and stanton are just regular working dudes and the rest is also actual adults and not 20something instagram models and fashion victims. its weird that in an age where everyone is about acceptance and all that jazz they cast the most shallow people that only serve as eyecandy, no matter their fifty shades of brown. they should start casting actors in movies again, but thats just my opinion
>>204724403One of the most human films ever made.
>>204726163oh no, I forgot the spoiler image tag, the advertaisers :(
>>204726190was a boob herenow it's back
>>204724896Will I see her again?
what are some >00s horror movies with a lot of christian lore?
>>204725729
>>204723054>good use boll movieNani?>>204725110The 80s were 40+ years ago. I had this same terrifying feeling last night watching Pet Sematary. The actors are all ghoulmaxxing. To me I still feel like, hey I was a 90s kid, this stuff was just made like a decade ago. I'm living that Pepe and flying watch meme.
>>204725729I like how every single actress in this movie is hot.
>>204726350SEX
>>204723395Based Argento appreciator.
>>204723054Watch Postal.>>204724100What episode?
>>204726409specially the mom
>>204725296it's not that. it's the cellphones and new technology. i can't stand it. i don't watch anything new unless it's set in the past
>>204724556>elevator music playing during a graphic rape scene>mfw>>204724841The TCM remake has been discussed plenty of times in /hor/.
watching fright night, the character decisions are too stupid even for a horror movie
>>204726749original or remake?
Jason's iconic machete was first used to kill a snake, of all things. Great trivia question.
this is going to be his biggest project yet I believe. huge mass appeal with the Carrie character these days. can't wait for the De Palma discovery/appreciation by zoomershttps://deadline.com/2024/10/stephen-king-carrie-mike-flanagan-tv-series-amazon-1236121905/
>>204726874Great, more Flanagan "elevated horror" slop
>>204726874they're going to watch the remake first and when they discover how shit that one is they won't even go near the 1976 flick
>>204726874PLEASE don't make Carrie trans, gay, black or mixed while pushing some woke bullshit where all the bullies are straight white people.
any horror kinos for this feeling?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMJTofSaKUM
>>204725889
I think I'm beginning to understand pitfags
>>204726874This has to hold the record for horror property most redone. Why do we need this? De Palma's version is enough, is this really a story that needs to be updated for modern sensibilities/times?
>>204726992It writes itself, and you know it. Carrie will be black, the bullies will all be White, and it will be the perfect vehicle to push the ideology. The whole thing will be a metaphor for the way black or alphabets are terribly oppressed and marginalized by evil Christian, White people.
>>204727014Wicker man, obviously.
>>204727199Of course it does, it's gonna be so filled with faggy millenial/zoomer shit it's going to be unrecognizable. For starters it's gonna be either black Carrie, and/or lesbian or even non-binary Carrie
This wasn't THAT bad, it's just an inferior version of the original made in the style of a early 00's slasher. It's passable at least and Leatherface looks good.
>>204726224Is there a bush too?
>>204727357TCM remake is one of the better remakes from the 2000s. Even the remake's prequel is good because R. Lee Ermey is awesome as fuck in it.
>>204727014based Church appreciator!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPCgckeMpQg
>>204726828And they did genuinely kill a live snake on camera
Post a slasher that you love
>>204727199>This has to hold the record for horror property most redoneAnon...
>>204727502Wonder what they used it for. Usually you have to or people throw a bitch fit.
>>204726874>mfw yet another Carrie adaption
>>204727583Ikr, what's the point, they know for sure they're not gonna come close to DePalma, they KNOW IT.
Watched Faceless. Sort of "Remake" of Les Yeux sans visage, nice 80s Paris vibe, pretty girls, some important actors here and there (Helmut Berger, Terry Savallas, Stéphane Audran) and Slasher deaths. Good but not good enough. 6/10
>>204726874How many negroes this time, Mike? Will you put your wife agaiin? I'm tired of this fag.
>>204727114>please, stop!not until I cu*
I'm still watching tales from the crypt
Dead of Night? More like Kino of Night.This was really good and I didn't think it would stick to the landing until the last story. But it did.
>>204727774You're not wrong
>>204727489One more step, you'll be stepping aboardYour new life, your new self, your new everythingWave goodbye to your familyWave a goodbye to your friendsCome on, everybody singOne more step, you'll be stepping aboardYour new life, your new self, your new everythingWave goodbye to reality, baby'Cause you'll never see it again
How bad is Gugadadingo gonna fuck this up, /hor/? Will it be Suspiria remake-level disaster?
>>204727934>disaster*Kino
>>204727934His Suspiria remake was incredible. Stop having bad taste pls.
>>204727934 Gugadadingo is only hired by Hollywood to make homosexual/interratial pandering movies and demoralize with remakes removing the original aspects from them. American Pyscho won't be no less and will follow the path of destroying Chuds heroes.
>>204727014The fuck was up with that band? Were they promoting through youtube?
>>204723034>finally saw Friday The 13th Part 1 man what the fuck, I was expecting Jason to appear at any point during the end (and no, not le swampcorpse jason)Is this movie only appreciated for due to the movies that came afterwards, or what's up with this slop? the idea that jason's mom killed all those people is ridiculous
>>204726828>Do you like scary movies?
>>204728178fuck off zommie
>>204725110Is that Susan Sarandon's original husband
>>204728178>that spoilerBut a retard mongoloid coming back from the dead again and again is not ridiculous?
>>204728178It's quite possibly the most pro-feminist slasher. Think about it, the killer is someone NOBODY in-universe or amongst the audience would've suspected. And quite frankly, I can't blame the killer. They just HAD to reopen the camp.
>>204728178Part 1 has really good photography, genuinely. Camp Crystal Lake looks gorgeous in it.That said, the rest leaves a lot to be desired. Think there was only one kill that was memorable.
>>204728170their site is pure kino
>>204723134you were doing good until you put curse at fourth
>>204728293Honestly the whole atmosphere was amazing. I'm a huge detective and mystery fan so when I first saw the original, I had deductions that the killer was someone so benign that nobody would've suspected that they were a threat. Especially in the intro clip where the 2 counselors were caught making out and then got murdered. Plus seeing Kevin Bacon get murdered like that was pretty funny.
>>204728480I assumed (only having seen 1-2 movies with jason previously, and that being in the very early 2010s) that the flashback in the 50s was jason as a kid and that was why they reacted like that.>>204728269it needs to be believable within context. she was apparently raising kids up and nailing them to doors with arrows, and then could barely weakly swing at the final surviving girl and got bested by her. it's not unbelievable that she would, or be able to, kill someone, but the ways in the movie were to me.>>204728293I thought kevin's death was pretty cool, and beyond the "my entire personality is making le quips" guy the characters were quite goodI was just let down there was no reveal with Jason, but I suppose I'll have to wait for the next(?) movie for that. Watching this movie feels kind of like watching Halloween III to me, I expected something and got negatively subverted by it not being there.
just started Megan, what am I in for?
>>204728683your dick will do funny things
never seen a single Jason movie and don't intend to! Ha!
>>204728178both that franchise and the halloween one are utter shit filled with garbage
>>204727325>black Carrie, and/or lesbian or even non-binary CarrieFlanagan has never done such a thing, he's pretty dang white cracker in his catholic guilt shit. however Carrie will have a black and trans friend for sure who commiserates in their marginalization
>>204728755all slasher films are garbage you idiot
>>204728771at least its Amazon not Netflix
>>204728732I got 3 kids, my dick is done doing funny things
Love this fucker like you wouldn't believe. 10/10 very disturbing in a uniquely british way
>>204728170I think the band is over, the singer seems focused on releasing side projects only.
>>204728755I agree but Friday the 13th 1-4 and the 2009 remake are the only ones that should exist. For Halloween it should only be movies 1 & 2. 3 is not a Myers movie and should stand alone for its awesomeness. I don't mind the Zombie remakes since they're an alternate continuity as well as the Blumhouse ones. I do enjoy 4 a lot and even grown to appreciate 5 so I'm kinda on the fence with them.
for me its mink
>>204728745The first Friday the 13th is kino and Jason is barely in it, you should at least watch that one
>>204728950>I agree but Friday the 13th 1-4 and the 2009 remake are the only ones that should exist6 is the best you idiot7 is the weakest of the bunch since it doesn't advance the plot in any way whatsoever8 gets a lot of flack because jason isn't in nyc until the last half hour but it's kino anyway9 would have been better received had they figured out the demon angle differently, otherwise it's a fun body horror flick
>>204724710I enjoyed this she was hot
>>204728950>>>204728755>I agree but Friday the 13th 1-4 and the 2009 remake are the only ones that should exist.Correct opinion, don't listen to these other morons
>>204728772All slasher sequels are garbage, but a view of the originals are actually good
>>204725110Saw him at a convention over the weekend. He kept his face mask on the whole time. A lot of people think that will be his last public appearance. Seemed like a cool dude, a kid came up to meet him and he play fought with him for a bit.
>>204724710ok sounds like kino thx ill watch it
Always a black fly no matter where you go
Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1971)
>tim curry acting as an old geriatric womanthis is the only place where I can admit that it turned me on (they did a good job to make him look a fuckable granny. what the hell am I even writing)
>>204729320
>>204729142I like 6 but hated how they made Jason into this superhuman zombie. Liked the return of Tommy and his plan to defeat Jason. Speaking of which Part 5 I could respect how it explored being a slasher survivor. Realistically that's how fucking traumatized Tommy would've been. I can respect 7 for Jason getting absolutely wrecked. Never cared for Jason on a boat. Jason Goes to Hell reminds me a lot of Freddy's Dead. Both 90's entries that ended the 80's franchise involving a relative of the killer via mystical ways. I think that's why we had that scene with Freddy's glove in the end.
>>204729320>>204729387is there any upskirt in thisalso the house looks like the house in that game song of horror
>>204729526nope, but it's comfy kino
>>204729620that certainly has the 70s comfy vibes i prefer in my films, i'll give it a watchfun fact, jessica is my sister's name and she's scared to death of spiders
>>204728178Zombie boy Jason is one of the best jump scares in cinema historyIt's the best of the franchise
>>204729320>A recently institutionalized woman has bizarre experiences after moving into a supposedly haunted country farmhouse and fears she may be losing her sanity once again.I will now watch your movie
>>204729320Let's Strip Jessica Nude For Her Killer's Deep Red The Thing
>>204728857>i wus raped n shiet and muh ch*ld abuseEvery psychological horror film ever.
>>204727934They need to include the park bench stalking Bateman throughout the city. The original is actually a shit adaptation. The funniest scenes are actually word for word from the novel itself, but there's not enough of them.
>The Creep TapesIs this dude showing pickle in all 6 of these, just like he did in the two movies?
I recommend Hole starring Keira Knightley.
>>204730171if that's your wish
>>204726574hot
>>204730204No, just wondering, since that dude seems to love being completely naked on camera.
>>204730281many faggots do
Onyx was a better movie than I expected.
>>204729732Would love to live in a place like that.
>>204730516
watching Crackoon. I suggest you skip to 30m because that's when the coked up coon actually shows up.Anyways:>actors feel like people pulled from the streets at random>humor is as lowbrow as one can imagine, but the gay/redneck shit is funny at least>actual coon is obviously a puppet but by virtue of being practical effects it's salvaged a bit>blood/gore effects are all practical so there's that as wellWould only recommend if you like trashykino, as in 2-3/10 IMDB rating kino
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>>204730186I wanna see Keira Knightleys holes
>>204730597
>>204730617then watch the movie
>>204730656
>>204723054House of the Dead is peak Uwe Boll, where it's so bad, it wraps around into being a borderline unintentional parody of low budget schlock.
>>204730516>>204730568>>204730597>>204730656>>204730686sauce on the booba?
>>204730727Onyx the Fortuitous
>>204723054Postal one is actually funny
>>204730727
I just got back from the at home kinoplex where we watched Bruiser. I had higher hopes for this than others I've seen so far and it was a major disappointment. The script is god awful, the acting performances were bland (not even Peter Stormare could save his character), the whole thing felt like a cheap early 90s movie you'd catch on HBO at 2 am despite being released in 2000 (likely due to the Canadian production). I hated everything about it. Tom Atkins was the best part of the movie even if Romero gave him some of the stupidest anachronistic dialogue. And speaking of Romero, this was more Diary of the Dead Romero than it was Day of the Dead Romero. Captain Rhodes would have had Steel shoot this man on the spot if he saw this abomination.
>>204730727Olivia Taylor Dudley, you've seen that one .webm.
>>204730842some boobs it should be illegal not to show the public
>>204730842only reason to watch The Magicians. Also is Mimic 2 any good?
>>204728178Part 1 is a great movie in the sense that you can walk it on a calm, quiet, summer night, and be very immersed in it due to the sheer sense of place that the film gives off. The cinematography in it is probably the best in the whole franchise.
>>204730842>you've seen that one .webm.can't say i recall
Hey friends. I want to say something that barely counts as /hor/, but also don't want to put in /x/ nor think it belongs there.Close before the lockdown measures were implemented, or we even thought western regimes would go to such lengths in a coordinated effort, so I am talking autumn to winter of 2019, I kept getting suggested on the youtube related section the song "silent running" by Mike and the Mechanics. Which I had never listened to before, nor were my tastes identical to that style of music.
>>204730842post the webm
>>204728178First one is a ripoff of Bava's Bay of Blood. The producers said they simply wanted to capitalize on the success of Halloween. It's still a pretty good early slasher.
>>204730516I liked it, too.
>>204730958>>204730991
congrats anon, your meme is a hit tweethttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/202513215/#202513215
>>204730186That wasn't Keira Knightley, that was the girl from American Beauty
>>204731030I love her
>>204725729Worth getting in 4k? Its like 70gb but ill snag it if its worth it
>>204730996>It's still a pretty good early slasher.It has no excuses for being that boring, though.My Bloody Valentie and Pieces also came extremely early and still deliver vastly more on multiple premises: cooler killer, cooler deaths, way more gore, more nudity as well so everything that made 80s slashers
>>204724403I didn't give this one a rating on letterboxd because my normie friends follow my account and I'd be worried that they would think I'm a chud for liking this movie.I don't think I can even give it a proper rating. It doesn't get a rating from me. Maybe 4/5 if I had to.I'll never forget this movie.
>>204731069F13th is a fine 3/5 movie. MBV (uncut) is better yeah and so is the so-bad-it's-awesome Pieces.
>>204731053fucking retardIt also marked Knightley's first major role in a feature film
>>204731040disingenous cunt, what non italian horror actually has naked 16 year olds, 99% of then were 20+ years old playing teens which remained a thing in Hollywood until what, 2010+ only?
>>204731056She needs to become the new Barbara Crampton of horror films.
>>204731069I've been lucky enough to see the 3D one a few months ago in theater and man, this is still as fun as it was.
>>204731040which movie has that? i need to know so i can avoid it
>>204731099>and I'd be worried that they would think I'm a chud for liking this movie.Coward.
>>204729669nah the ending of part 3 tramps the ending of the original, its super surprising to see pamela vorhees popping out of the lake, especially with her head still attached to her body; there's an element of surprise there that just isn't present with the original
>>204730052Maybe you've seen a lot more psychological horror than I have, but I don't feel it's that big of a cliche. I thought Possum did it pretty well, and the puppet was really interesting and disturbing
I just started Cellar Dweller and this guy showed up. This could go either way.
>>204731155Now THIS is a contrarian opinion
>>204731182hey its Dr. East
>>204731106I don't think the first F13 is a bad movie, just that frankly it's quite underwhelming compared to other very, very early slashers. Oh, and I forgot The Burning as well.But then again, stuff like My Bloody Valentine & Pieces literaly mog even most other 80s slashers that came way later so perhaps they are the true exceptions.Pieces might be cheesy af with loathsome script/acting but at least it does deliver on literally what it set to do, the kills, which are the best part of slashers besides some iconic villains.A Nightmare on Elm Street is definitely a much better first entry than F13 though.>>204731144It's pretty good for a remake and one of the few horror movies to actually have full female frontal nudity during a chase scene even
>>204728178My mom still remembers that final jumpscare
>>204730686which Pat Benatar video is this?
>>204731040yikes. cringe even. also, when will americans break away from their puritan brainwashing? they champion extreme degeneracy with child transitioning and child homosexuality, which is fucked up in its own right, but then you have the puritan camp when it comes to hetero women exposing themselves willingly. its like a bipolar society.
>>204731244And a gnome being fucked up.
>>204728904Are they still playing that 70s midwest heavy metal?
>>204731182More like Jeffrey Combover, amirite?
>>204731145apparently Friday the 13th pt 2
>>204731244I thought The Burning was a bit bore. It was still okay though. The Prowler I think is underrated and the best Halloween ripoff.
>>204730585>the coked up coonKek
>>204731069I love the 'boring' aspect of Friday 13thit makes it feel more real, very proto cinema-verite there's something indescribably comfy about a crew that goes out in the woods and shots the first 30/40 minutes of a slasher movie with seemingly no real plan for it other than 'maybe this guy pretends to drown because he is a joker' etcit's just raw and unfiltered
>>204731115You're the fucking retard, I saw the movie in the cinemaAnd her big break came in Arthur
>>204731417fucking retardAlso everyone should watch The Unholy.
>>204731444With the teletubbies sun and Negan from The Walking Dead? Man, what a huge turd.
>>204731030oh that webmwell i can't say i'm complaining, she just might be the perfect organism
>>204731444Thora Birch, I told you you fucking retard.
>>204731030Me on the left
>>204731475I tried watching that Jeffrey Dean Morgan vs. Jewish demons movie and couldn't finish. I skipped to the end and it's a dozen hasidic Jews with their hats and curls fighting some kind of poltergeist and I lolled.
>>204731417>And her big break came in Arthurher big break was in bend it like beckham you turboshartand pirates of the caribbean came out the year before arthur
>>204731507yeah who cares, you see KK's tits. Also The Hole 2001, Arthur 2004
>>204731507Hole starts BOTH of them, bub
>>204731530Why the fucking animosity though? Ok, I was wrong.
>>204730989Hey, I shared something personal here.
>>204731632>>204731530technically 1999 with the Phantom Menace but big movie was The Hole, BILB, PoTC and so on
>>204731510Us.
0-Cloverfield1-30 Days of Night2-House of Wax (2005)3-From Dusk Till Dawn 24-Fright Night (2011)5-Freaky6-Silver Bullet7-Strange Darling8-Urban Legend9-Idle HandsDubs-first reply picks from this list
Malignant was so cringe
>>204731761>From Dusk Till Dawn 2Wait, there is a second one?
>>204731761idle hands is fun
>>204731796theres a total of 3 with the main movie, a sequel and a prequeloh and a tv show from a few years ago
>>204731796There's three and a reboot tv series.
>>204731761Just watch Idle Hands.
>>204730746>from the director of Tommy Wiseau's Joker videostop kek
>>204731765yes
>>204730793
>>204723034The first Invisible Man is kino but I haven't seen the sequels.>>204723054Rampage
>>204731822>>204731848I will soon, but the digits decree 30 days of night
>>204723452Stendhal Syndrome is kino.
>>204732020Returns is great, Revenge is pretty good, and Invisible Woman and Invisible Agent are entertaining enough but I don't consider them real Invisible Man movies since they just feature invisible people without any kind of insanity/horror arc to it
Watched Carved. Could have been great but suffered from an annoying as hell stoner and unlikeable kid (wouldnt suprise me if it was the directors kid). Also spent way too long with the monster just strolling around.Still pretty fun though
>>204728178>ridiculousShe walks up to people and stabs them. There's nothing unbelievable there, she's not ripping people's arms off like Zombie Jason.Also Part 1 is kino.>>204731069>It has no excuses for being that boring, though.>My Bloody Valentie and PiecesI love both of those but I wouldn't say they're significantly more "exciting" than Friday the 13th. None of them are Texas Chain Saw Massacre or Return of the Living Dead, you're gonna get some comfy slasher downtime in between the kills.
>>204732197Thanks anon. Will definitely have to get around to watching Invisible Man Returns.
>>204732234Vincent Price takes over for Claude Rains, which should say it all
>>204731530>sexiest beanpole tomboyThe marketing for bilb was funny
>>204732041but the dubs
>>204732041Make sure to watch Idle Hands before Halloween, since it's heavily Halloween-themed.
>>204731880Surprisingly competent. The movies cost 600k and looked better than the newest Hellboy movie.
>>204731142Agreed. But she also needs to be my wife.
>>204732260Yeah I remember seeing that Price is in it, should be awesome.
>>204732291I promise I will
>>204731796You're in for kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXo5EAhgDG0&ab_channel=DENjectorsurf
>>204731672Was she a stand-in for Natalie Portman?
>>204732490She played her decoy maiden.
>>204730989Hey come on, has noone had that happen?
>>204732458I don't get the hate, actors are great, also it has a lot of fun camera techniques you barely see in other movies
>>204730989>>204732528What is the correlation between getting recommended a song called “silent running” and everything being locked down?
Spooktober 21/31Watched The Midnight Swim (2014)I felt like there was very little going on in the movie, nothing stood out about it, not the acting, the story, the way it was shot. Just felt like a waste of time4/10
Do I watch Mr. Crocket (2024) for tonight?
>>204732952It's a low budget movie, but decent enough, just don't expect anything amazing but at least it tries which is more that can be said about most new horror.Kinda reminiscent of 90s horror with weird premises and actually has a mostly full black cast that's not woke in any way, they just be black which fits the plot/setting of the movie
It's dangerous to go alone in Halloween if you aren't fit, anonsTake this>https://archive.org/details/LinneaQuigleysHorrorWorkout1990
>>204732976>>204732171As if real life wasn't scarier
>>204732296Nice, seems like a guy who wants to have fun and also cast big booba librarian, I approve him.
>>204732980okay I'll give it a go
>>204732537I don't either, I love the film
>>204732991OH SHIT ARCHIVE IS BACK!
Carnival of Souls is kino.
>>204732197Invisible saga has quite good actors around it, even if something more silly as Invisible Woman had John Barrymore, Charles Ruggles and Oskar Homolka in the casting.
>>204732991Fuck the player doesn't work.
>>204733062and the guy has many VHS stuff up on his account, including Elvira stuff>archive.org/details/@anarchivism?and[]=mediatype%3A"movies"so you better save all before a second archivecaust happens
>>204733122DOWNLOADEVERYTHING
>>204733078>Gorgeous b&w photography >Beautiful lady>OrganI'm definitely watching this.
>>204732991
>>204733122That's because you have to consult to the doctor first
>>204730842id suck this bitches tit jugs dry
>>204733252You should. It has atmosphere. It inspired Romero's Night of the Living Dead and made Elvira's list of all time horror classics.
>>204733315Good lad.
>>204731346nice im a big prowlerhead myself
id suck this bitches tit jugs dry
>>204730112i hope they include the scene with tom cruise from the book
>>204728178It’s my favorite in the franchise by far. Jason’s design is iconic for a reason, but the original nails it right up until Jason’s mom trips over the final girl and gets knocked out 3 times in a row. Every other kill was a surprise attack. Anybody with something sharp and the element of surprise can kill you
>>204733331Kino
Tonight's next movie: Pledge Night
>>204733331Took so much from this.
>>204733615Is this Ghoulies in a frat house?
>>204733331One of the saddest horror films.
>>204730842she doesnt look 38
>>204733657No, Ghoulies 3 is Ghoulies in a frat house
>>204733191this is a fucking treasure vault holy shit
>the guy who directed Black Christmas and Dead of Night ('74) also made Porky's, A Christmas Story, and Baby Geniusesthought this was funny
>>204732731The song is about the ghost of a father who returns to warn his wife about a fascistic future,in which he was killed. He urges her to run away but keep her tracks hidden.
>>204733765>Dead of Night ('74)is this good, kinda weird that is PG
>>204731842Second one is trash, third one was better and has Ara Celi who also played a mummy in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Pretty damn hot girl ngl.>>204733234How many petabytes of stuff do they have?
>>204733864I thought it was really boring but it has a fairly positive reputation
>>204733673She's 30 in that picture.
>>204733864Seconding this: >>204733885
>>204733616its flattery as they say
>>204733874I mean anything worth, silly
>>204733461I want all of the queens from the Karnstein trilogy. Titty heaven.
>>20473396060s and 70s women was peak womanhood which is ironic because feminism really took off in those decades but goddamn women looked so fucking hot and classy with their hair styles and fashion.
>>204732976
>No, slasher films have not been sawing the face off of Santa Claus, blowing up children, and sawing women in half for 45+ years. >This is a step beyond. It's not even me saying it, plenty of people who are big horror fans go "Yeah this is a bit too much." with the first movie.>When people pretend like all slashers are like these movies, they show their ignorance of the genre. >Damiens "movies" are just weird, its more like pornography than a movie like TCM.It's really amusing when cunts out themselves never having actually watched any horror that's not the most mainstream possible shit
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What giallo plays more like a slasher in that there's not some whocares tier police investigation bogging it down
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>>204734217 A Bay of Blood
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>>204734227Don't you ever post Paddy the Baddy and Molly Meatball at me again. Well, maybe a few more times, but that's it.
>>204734217there may be cops in Torso, i forget, but it plays out very much more like a slasher than a giallo, go with Torso
>>204732976>>204734112uncanny
>>204733078Make sure to watch the final/director's cut.
>>204734400>not released on Bluwhat the fuck
>>204734516I think the best we still have is the Criterion DVD.
>>204734580Yeah, just weird they didn't include it on the new BD.
