Voodoo editionPrevious >>204808874
>>204815912Retcon is good as it makes Michael just a human serial killer. Kills is fun watching him tank the entire town after playing possum. Ends is mostly good until the end which is atrocious.
Do you put your hand in the pot, /hor/?
>>204815977The whole bit with the mob chasing around some retard who isn't Michael was pretty bad, but besides that I think Kills DID have the best kills in the entire series, which allows me to overlook some of its flaws. Entertaining movie for the most part, I think people hate on it more than it probably deserves.
Any kinos with rape?
>>204815977For me the only passable one is the first one and it's still got some dumb tension-breaking shit like the wiseass black kid going OHHHHH SHEEEIT IMMA GETTING OUT OF HERE during a tense scene. My entire theater burst out laughing>KillsEVIL DIES TONIGHT. 75% of the movie is muh mob justice >EndsMovie is barely even about Michael although it's better than Kills, which isn't saying much
I have a question what did you feel while watching the skinning scene in Terrifier 2? I heard some people where disgusted and others had the time of their life but I wasn't sure what the movie wanted from me to be honest. It looked too fake to make me feel anything, also doesn't help that the movie is silly up to this point but at the same time it was too "real" to be funny to me.
>>204816076How about ghost rape?
Harperfag telling people to watching shitty films.
>>204816060based Kills respecter>>204816088cringe Kills doubter
>>204816060>mob chasing around some retard who isn't MichaelThis happens more than you think IRL and has ruined people's lives. People just hate things that are too grounded in reality.>>204816088>EVIL DIES TONIGHT. 75% of the movie is muh mob justiceNo it isn't and that part has been meme'd to death. It's not that bad, you just it's bad because you fell for the meme.
>>204816076Giallo in Venice
>>204816150I'm just glad DGG probably won't be getting anywhere near a horror franchise ever again after that dogshit Exorcist film he made
>>204816174>This happens more than you think IRL and has ruined people's lives. People just hate things that are too grounded in reality.It's boring and doesn't make for a good Halloween movie
>>204816128They’re all great! Which one didn’t you like?
>>204816076GutterballsEvil Dead Trap
>>204816181Yeah that was terrible
>>204816128I saw that Suspirira movie and I was no impressed.
>Suspirira
Is The First Omen good or cringe?
>>204816205The Phantom of the Paradise. Weird fetish movie.
>>204816256It's anti-Christian zogslop.
You ever go into the theatre alone to watch horror films and feel the disgusted stares of couples around you?
>>204816181Counterargument, he's the only one that said he'd like to make anthology movies in the series. So if you like 3, we could have had more like it.>>204816204>doesn't make for a good Halloween movieNeither did Resurrection, most of H20, Laurie spending most of the movie in a hospital bed for H2, most of H6, etc. Just say you hate the franchise, or admit you're a hypocrite.
>>204816256It was good.
I'M RUNNING THIS GENERAL NOW ANONYMOUS, AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE WATCHING ON YOUR TIME?!
>>204816256It's soulless
>>204816278>not my heckin zombie jew
>>204816288The one example I can think of where I was in a situation like that, it wasn't a horror movie and I was the one doing the disgusted staring
>>204816273This movie is for the fans, not for random people. You have to be a fan of Jessica Harper, my queen, to understand.
>>204816311Going to watch a slasher or something in that vein.
evil dead rise was good
>>204816346Feels like it was made by AI
>>204815687its OG fagFor me its VV
>>204816273I prefer Phantom Of The Megaplex
>>204816311About to light one up and watch Halloween 6 and H20 (first time watching the producer's cut of 6). If there's time before bed I may watch Violent Shit 2
>>204816386damsel mogs them all.
>>204816426libtard
>>204816076Galaxy Of TerrorThe Beast Within ('82)The Legend Of Hell HouseLot of off-camera rapin' in The Incubus
>>204816288Not a horror movie but I went to go see Orgazmo in the theaters cause I mean, I knew it was a comedy movie, South Park creators and all but they made you feel like an absolute sleazebag with them putting the movie in the basement theater which made it seem like I was actually going into a porn theater or something. I felt everyone's disgusted stares going in there and it's like. they didn't know a movie called "Orgazmo" wasn't actually a porn movie.
>>204816441How was Fake Jason able to explode the door?
You fags argue about why you don't like movies. I argue about why I do. We are not the same.
>>204816256Surprisingly ok for an unnecessary prequel.
>>204816525Willpower.
>>204816441you know I've seen this a million fucking times,and I never really thought about how the fuck was Roy Kool-aid manning through doors like the real Jason.
Movie of the night for me. I was searching for a shorter movie and I realized I've somehow never seen it.
>>204816561Not like real Jason was a supernatural zombie at that point either.Was he busting through doors like that yet?
Going to dress as Michael Myers for halloween lads
FACT: The funniest scene in any horror movie is Scary Movie ghostface running down the stairs. This is not a discussion.
>>204816529Disagreeableness is baby's first dialectical movement. It's why western masculinity and The West in general is an utter failure.
>>204816605I liked when Ghostface rapped.
>>204816076AngstThe Virgin SpringStraw DogsHitchcock's Frenzy
>>204816278Welcome to the horror genre. Enjoy your stay.
>>204816595
>>204816703Slasherkino
>>204816659>>western masculinitySo troon out 30 or become a beta soiboi cuck redditor. Got it.
>>204816256It's based. Nell Tiger Sneed is a gem.
>How to prove your adversary absolutely correct with one post.
>>204816594well real Jason was still retard strength and much bigger than Roy, like Roy was normal sized dude Jason was kind of a built up guy and was 6'3"-6'4"So I just kinda believed it more. Also in part 2 I don't think he ever OH YEAH'ed through a door or wall he had to break through doors with a pickaxepart 3 he pushes a door off its hinges but I don't think he explodes.the first real OH YEAH was Final Chapter I think.
>>204816386I looked up the wiki to check, and it actually is OG. Remarkable, I really need to play through that game againUnparalleled comfy vampire atmosphere in my recollection from 10 years ago
>>204816273That’s your opinion but it’s still a fantastic film.>>204816341This.
>>204816609Masculinity is dead everywhere. Wannabe '''strongmen''' are to blame.
>>204816273>fetishThat's just De Palma.
How does Ju-On: The Grudge part 2 compare to the first movie?
>>204816659Damn it’s been 3 days already? I figured.
Haven't read any of you actually discussing The Substance besides coomers and "its good" but here we go. Took me awhile to acclimate to the tone but I think this works great as a straightforward Tales From The Crypt 'Requiem For a Dream' episode if you engage with it on that wavelength without getting bogged down in ancillary thematic canards about motherhood, feminism or "satire" critiques. Just a very effective doppleganger Frankenstein fiction using maximalist sound design music video editing to make its addiction theme explicit as hyper-visceral body horror. The mechanical plot logics may be a little half-baked but it's pretty ingenious how the bifurcated structure affords us the ability to experience the seductive allure, costs and consequences at both ends of the age-addiction destructive progression in a conflicting parallel simultaneity that is temporally precluded in a more realistic story.---I've seen a lot of film people taking it too seriously and feeling let down by expectations for a lack of complexity and depth in theme and message, for having "nothing to say". Seems to be the latest instance of a kind of fascinating trend and conundrum ala Longlegs, Terrifier or Malignant in a post-A24 "elevated"-horror world whereby attempting to make campy indulgent B-movies but with a budget and heightened aesthetic inverts the traditional cultural matrix of signs and signifiers short-circuiting people's uptake apparatus for engaging with and digesting the work. As post-structuralist argue texts do not exist in isolation as such, they are dialectical instantiations in dialogue with a corpus of other works that informs your evaluative heuristics and perception. Think there's an interesting crit theory write up there for genre grad students.
>>204815994>late night with Bob Ross
>>204816386female gangrel PC (with the hoodie)
>>204816767Isn't she 25 now?
>>204816915
>>204815957We watchan Leprechaun in the Hood (2000) right now in our kinoplex, come join frens https://v4c.fun
>>204816808damn, was that jessica harper?
>>204817041>come join frensI'll join, but I feel I ought to warn you ahead of time that I'll be coming to do no good
>>204817023be quiet and go play with your toys in the corner retard, the adults are speaking
Currently watching Dracula 3D because I've never watched a Dario Argento directed movie and I heard that it was his worst.
>>204817111>because I've never watched a Dario Argento directed movieWtf
>>204817037Not all of us are cucks, my wife's boyfriend is not black and likes watching horror movies too.
>>204816915>think there's interesting stuff here but im just not gonna post about ityeah ok great thanks man. looking forward to your next banger
>>204816808PHANTOMGOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!
>This is how Chuddywood perceived Demi Moore back in 2005. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCc0mksGGuUNow you know why The Substance makes so much sense.
>>204817037The entire world is either The West or intellectually subservient to The West now, buddy. No one gets to escape its cultural vortex. People living "outside of" the west are even lower. They're play pretending at being something they're not. At least The West is self aware and unapologetic in their abject failure.
>SAM... HAINIs Doctor Loomis retarded?
>>204817250> People living "outside of" the west are even lower.hello no, even second world people like viets arent cucked out like western men.
>>204816205>>204816205
>>204817300A little bit.
The lighting, cinematography and overall visual aesthetic of Dracula 3D is reminiscent of The Christmas Dragon
Final stretch of movies for this month, in order. All originals, no remakes.I've never seen any of these.I know one of you told me not "gobble up" all the classics but I need the final 2 nights to be kino so those 4 will be gobbled up. I promise I'll still be able to fully enjoy them, I've had many double features where I loved and remembered both movies well.
>>204816915Malignant was a very competent comedy-horror but I was baffled by how many people took it seriously
>>204817466Kino list.
>>204816915Good movieI appreciate your write up
>>204817466Universal Mummy with Karloff or the Hammer one with Cushing and Lee?
*makes better movies than Dario Argento*
>>204817564Universal with Karloff.How seriously should I take the universal movies? Are they pure goofy or do they still have a spooky atmosphere?
>>204817041Everyone get in here this is certified kino
>>204817607The original Universal Monster movies have some comedy but are mostly taking themselves seriously. Some of the sequels, especially in the 40s, are sillier.
I ended up enjoying Noroi more than Ringu.
>>204817607The first film for each villain are all pretty serious
>>204816659she cute
2018 Suspiria had some strong points but it really didn't need all of the Bader-Meinhoff and holocaust stuff. Mia Goth was good in it, and Swinton was good as Madame Blanc. In general the characterisation of the coven and them feeding off their young proteges was conveyed well. But the twist was poor and robbed the story of it's hero. If Guadagnino really wanted to make a part two, he should have made a completely different, commercially appealing film, more like the original.Old news, I know
>>204816076galaxy of terror worm rape scene
>>204817755Movie was fine. By 2018, woke wasn’t a huge thing yet.
>>204817670Fair opinion, what's your opinion on Ju-on The Grudge. It's probably my favourite J horror franchise.
/hor/ can never make me stop believing that Yellowbrickroad is a good movie!
>>204817805based
>>204817805Based
Any recent movies like Resident Evil or Underworld? Hot women kills monsters in a fashionable way?
Just watched Friday the 13th Part II never having seen any of the Friday movies before, because I'm a zoomerWhy did Jason kill Vickie? All she wanted to do was get with her wheelchair crush and have a sweet summer romance. I don't think someone wanting to go all up on cripple creek is really grounds for murder.
ALL ABOARD
>>204817864She was a whore
>>204817448for some reason I thought that was drew barrymore
>>204817896Only for her man
>>204817788No, it was and it's always been a huge thing. People were buttmad over Get Out in 2017.
Got these lined up to watch over the weekend which should I prioritise first:Deep RedThe LighthouseMad GodDon't Look Now
>>204817942>oh you…
>>204817846Monster Hunter. That's not horror but that's from Anderson and his nepo wife has the main role.
>>204817982
>>204817989Gosh, she is so post wall now.
>>204817797I watched Ju-on The Grudge years ago and don't remember it very well. I am going to watch Ju-on The Curse 1 & 2 this week and then follow it up with Ju-on The Grudge. Trying to decide if I am just going to watch 1 & 2 normally or watch a fanmade supercut which also incorporates two related shorts "Katasumi" and "4444444444444" in their related spots in the films
>>204817942
>>204817949Reddit breakfast.
>>204817805that poster got me bricked up
>>204818026The super cut sounds like a good idea. Both The Curse 1&2 are good, but 2 does start with a "previously on", so the fan edit should remove that. It's worth watching the before The Grudge, as the make the story clearer.
>>204817797>>204818026Where the fuck were you guys when I asked this?>>204816838Is it fucking Ignore Anon edition in /hor/ today? Fuck Anon edition?
>>204818024Milla of all people? Fuck off you faggot
>>204817466Hey I'm gonna watch cemetery man tonight, too! I also haven't seen it before.
Finally biting the bullet and watching the adaptations of my favorite book.Not too shabby. I liked Tim Curry a lot and was surprised to see Seth Green and John Ritter.I know the only possible way they'd actually be able to adapt the book fully is probably a tv show but this was damn good.On to the movies, I heard 1 is incredible but 2 is really bad from my Mom.
>>204818155I think it does, yeah. So I'll go ahead with that then. Thanks!>>204818159I'll be able to answer your question in a week or so. Or maybe you'll answer it yourself. Take the plunge.
>>204818173What do you mean? Every girl hits the wall hard.
>>204818236>I'll be able to answer your question in a week or so. Or maybe you'll answer it yourself. Take the plunge.THERE'S NO TIME
>>204817864>Why did Jason kill Vickie?To avenge his mom, duh.
>>204816346I liked it, though as I said in the last thread they made the Deadites too serious. Deadites are always having fun, their fun is just horrible.
>>204818173The amount of fresh faced 18 year bitches I have seen and went “yeah, this girl don’t hit the wall” and then see them hit the wall at 19-21 always proves me wrong. I still think this with every fresh girl. You just see a young girl that’s flawless and you “yup, no way the wall gets this one” or “she looks like she will age well” but time and time again, they all age like shit.
>>204818218I didn't hate part 2 but 1 was really good. Soft spot for the mini series though. Scared the shit out of me as a kid.
>>204818218>On to the movies, I heard 1 is incredible but 2 is really bad from my Mom.That's basically it. Like the novel: almost all the best stuff is on the kids side. I think King kind of knew this, which is why the structure of the novel flits back and forth between the past and present. By cleanly splitting up the story into Parts 1 and 2, the filmmakers just ended up shooting themselves in the foot.Also, it doesn't help that Part 2 has a few really strange tonal choices and changes that just make the whole thing worse. Waste of a fairly good cast.
>>204818218John Ritter is in a suprrising amount of horror, like The Other, Bride of Chucky, Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series, and Tales From the Crypt,
>>204818027See, if she'd had an ass like Terri's, then maybe she wouldn't have died
>>204816918kek
>>204818218Speaking of Stephen King TV miniseries, my sister loved Kingdom Hospital. I should watch Lars von Trier's Kingdom sometime to see what the inspiration material was like.
>>204818173It’s sad what the wall does to actresses. Time and time again I think “this girl will age well” and time and time again they hit the wall hard around 19-21. I actually root for female actresses but their biology doesn’t. Oh well.
>>204818461Who is that? The chick from Species?
>>204818461She legit looks like a xenomorph/human hybrid.
>>204818345>>2048182181 is vastly better than 2, though I don't like how they made Mike kind of dumb in the movie and killed off his parents. They also completely fucked up the Black Spot.
Watching The Boy (2016) for tonight20 mins in pretty shit so far, it’s got the girl from the walking dead in it and some other guy I forget the name of
>>204818159Thanks for highlighting your question, since I hadn't seen it before. I'd say it's worth watching Ju-on The Grudge 2 if you haven't seen it before. I definitely prefer the first film, because they take the narrative in some more peculiar directions by the end of the film, but it's more hauntings with the same ghosts, so it delivers in that way.I'd also recommend the 2 10th anniversary films: Black Ghost and White Ghost, they follow new hauntings, so it's something different for the series.
>>204818483She was in the new Alien movie. Played the human/xenomorph hybrid with very little cgi needed.
>>204817952Deep Red
>>204817203I mean I stated the thesis about b-movie content and camp with detoured aesthetic signifiers of the highbrow "message" media. That's an opportunity for someone else to reply with their own thoughts and observations. Besides why would I flesh it out just to get hit by this smoothbrained plebs >>204817023 meme cope for the 4th time this month. No I ought to flesh it out as a script with examples and make a couple 100k view youtube videos>>204817560what was your experience of it like? didn't get wrapped up in assigning labels and analyzing it? didn't find it too derivative in it's influences? did you like how hard it leaned into Hennenlotter/Screaming Mad George prosthetic schlock in the final act?>>204817520they must have skipped the opening scene where the monster in the lab kills everyone lol. I dug the giallo influence and was definitely on board laughing along at how ridiculous it was. Really felt the 2000s influence channeled by James Wan
>>204816605For me it's when ben tramer gets hit by the cop that was going fucking 110 mph and the van fucking bursts into flames. That shit came out of left field and left me in stitches.
>>204818516In Romulus? She played the Engineer looking thing? I thought that was a man under the suit.
>>204818461>picrelSpammer’s back!
>>204816181Imagine if we got DGG's Suspiria...
>>204816388Movie Mason levels of based
>>204818345>By cleanly splitting up the story into Parts 1 and 2, the filmmakers just ended up shooting themselves in the foot.Yeah when I heard that's what they did I was flabbergasted that they thought it was a good idea. The only plus I could think of is it creates a clear stop point for part 1. If they kept it with the intertwining timelines then it would make it harder to have a good ending and beginning for the two points I guess.
>>204818565>what was your experience of it like? didn't get wrapped up in assigning labels and analyzing it? didn't find it too derivative in it's influences? did you like how hard it leaned into Hennenlotter/Screaming Mad George prosthetic schlock in the final act?I'm not quite as much off a horror connesiur as you since I don't understand those references, but I did enjoy the final act. Good mix of goofy, crazy, and disturbing. I disagree with the other anon here that always complains about how long it is, I think the movie is the perfect length, especially after seeing Longlegs recently and thinking it ended 30 minutes too early. The Substance took the time it needed to unleash the full potential of its concept.My only complaints are:It was a bit too on the nose with its metaphors, and it had a bit of needless exposition (panning back to shots we've already seen to explain plot developments that we could have inferred on our own).So in a way it didn't treat its audience as intelligently as it should have.
>Alien Romulus>Late Night with the DevilThat's it?Awful year for horror
>>204817864Jason hates all teenagers and young adults because that demographic failed at saving him from drowning
Lake Dungo
>>204818536Cheers, seen a lot of Argento but not that one I heard it's among his best.
>>204818810Okay but that climatic scene with her cell phone footage is very spooky you cant deny it
>pseud /tv/ "reviewer" still blabbing
>>204818804That's pretty ageist of him.
>7 days leftI don't want it to be over already
>When Evil LurksIs this good?
Has those hot horror troon penises been cut off yet?
>>204818814>seen a lot of Argento but not his biggest movieWhat. That's most peoples' first Argento. What did you start with?
>>204818620It was her.
>>204818885Not really, but there are funny scenes in it. Also, fuck the autistic kid.
Is there a slasher where the final girl is the mean girl of the group?
I fucking hate clowns but I have to say, the soundtrack from Killer Clowns hits hard.
>>204818908I started with Suspiri-ACK.
>>204818951Idk but I wish this bitch made it to the end in Black Christmas
>>204818867So he became some seething redditor
>>204818962?
>>204818951
>>204818981Yeah, then the wall finished her.
>>204818492I remember that movie being incredibly forgettable. The only thing I remember is the fact Maggie from TWD was in it. I think I’m gonna check out Mr. Crocket later. It sounds kinda funny
>>204819016>died at age 69>cause of death: suicide:(
>>204819022>Mr. Crocket The premise at least sounds interesting.
>>204819022Her tits are disappointing.
anybody have a terrifier 3 webdl link that isn't dogshit mega?
>>204819022I requested someone watch it when I came across the trailer weeks ago.I guess trash watching trash is quite fitting. Report back later.
>>204819050>>204819050Damn. Women huh
>>204818754I'm referencing movies like Brain Damage, Basket Case, Society for the effects and schlock content. For the length, it is maybe a bit bloated in the middle but I did enjoy in the 3rd how it seemed to ask 'what if where most horror films would end we just kept going, and going to the bitter end of the story's natural conclusion.yeah there some bizarre choices for communicating information like the old man/nurse at the diner with the 6 different 'remember this' indicators was one thing but I think at a certain point, like the pop up bubble flashback for the gifted cook book, you have to interpret some of that stuff as an invitation from the director clueing you in to how goofy things are about to get. it's funny how very Hollywood this production seems on the surface but it was made with a crew that in whole has touched basically every big French film in recent decades and some of that comes through in specific choices (Enter the Void, Titane etc) imoThe sound design was so fucking extra and crazy too, distractingly so at times for me
>>204818492It's a shitty movie held by one twist. But still way better than the second one.
>>204815994Do wypipo really?
>>204819058Does she get them out in a movie?>>204819081Ok Broly
Pleasantly surprised by Hostel II, it's way better than the first. Is Hostel III worth watching? I'm doubtful because Eli Roth is not involved in that one.
>>204819022She’s 45 now, but I remember even in the Boy she looked pretty busted.
>>204818754Nta I liked the flashbacks because the kind of alcoholic remembering what they'd done last night vibe is fun as they keep getting told they are one. I think trimming those loses something of what her breakdown is.
>>204819149Hostel 3 was pretty good. Not nearly as good as 2 though
>Brazilian 2014 anthologyneathttps://www.youtube.com/embed/oZjxPEXHEHwhttps://tubitv.com/movies/100003012/the-black-fables
>>204819127> TitaneLol
I always get a laugh when someone on 4chan calls someone else a "pseud" because they type out long, well thought out posts because it's literally someone saying "You're an idiot for only being significantly smarter than me and not extraordinarily smarter than me."
>>204819226Brevity is the soul of wit. Fag.
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>>204819183The scene where the clown comes from the shadow with his tiny bike to confront bikers, now, that's cinema.
>>204819244Wit isn't intelligence, idiot, and "pseud" precedes the word "intellectual."
Merry Christmas everyone!
>>204819308You sound mad, pseud.
>>204819149Hostel 3 is literally retarded from what I remember. Not even the effects are good at all. I remember a guy getting his face peeled off at a demonstration and it looked like a literal piece of bologna
>>204819244Facts.>>204819226>post-structuralist argue texts do not exist in isolation as such, they are dialectical instantiations in dialogue with a corpus of other works that informs your evaluative heuristics and perception.Drivel.
>>204819308It takes intelligence to say something shortly too, retard.
>>204816915You are incomprehensibly gay.
Seems like a bunch of people got upset.
>>204816915>Longlegs, Terrifier or MalignantMalignant was directed by an actual stylish talented director and the director was not going for "style over Substance."
>>204816915>LonglegsThis is a film that tried to hard to be something, whether elevated horror or whatever, and failed. The 80 pound dei hire fbi agent was a major part of the failure. The movie just looked like a joke even from the first teaser and trailer. Some stupid looking 80 pound blond bitch "fbi agent" out catching a serial killer, yeah ok, gtfo.
>>204819431you lost bro
did NPM ever post his thoughts on The Substance? I bet he loved it as a redpilled scathing exhibition of roastie psychology
What was the point of Pauly Shore's character
>>204816328homo cope
Just bee urself, Jonathan, and you're sure get a bimbo stacey gf like me just fine :)
>>204816444>ask for trad wife>gets tard wife
>>204819356why do you think zoomers can't into black and white films? or even pre 2000s films really
>>204819529I've never lost to trip-dropping, samefagging cowards.
>>204816311FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR MONKEY FARM
>>204816311something about vampires or maybe about witches
>>204816311I'M WATCHING CABIN FEVER, NOW DIE MOTHERFUCKER.
>>204819574I liked how they turned the tables on his character by making him a pretty chill and likeable dude.
Why did Kubrick suck the soul out of her?
Why is Hannibal Lecter portrayed as a connoisseur when objectively the human organs he eats would taste like shit? Those people were eating fast food and smoking cigs and taking medications that would make them taste gross.
>>204819574Jonathan had a huge glowup though, he's cute as fuck. With a bit of confidence he'd have girls sticking on him >>204819704This is true, he's a cool guy.
>>204819257I would expect this in /film/ but for some reason /hor/ is the only thread on this board that has tripcoders
>>204819704To be fair, most characters in Terrifier are actually just normal average people.In a way I kinda wish there were more stereotypes.
>>204819711Why do people perpetuate this retarded myth?
The wonderful boobs were great and the shitty cgi was even better. This was good schlocky fun with a bunch of great kills and laughable effects. I didn't bother paying close attention to the plot and I don't think I missed much. The acting was mostly hammy and poorly delivered. Most of the set design felt like a stage play or a movie from the 1960s but even that kind of worked for the feel of the movie. As mentioned earlier, the lighting and overall aesthetic was very strange and likely intentional to enhance whatever 3D effects a theater-goer could have experienced. It was clear which scenes were supposed to be the 3D scenes and they were actually a lot of fun. I'm not sure who I would recommend this to outside of the horror fan who can appreciate unintentionally bad cinema. I'm glad this was my first Argento directed movie.
>>204819574she looks like a less hot version of the really hot girl from the Scream tv show.
>>204819738All generals on this site inevitably attract narcissists. I've seen it in every single general I've ever looked in. The question is whether the narcissism manifests through simple tripfaggotry or through spam.
>>204819009That’s just NPM with his weird cuck fetish
bros... should I watch it?
>>204818966da fuq is that?
Spooktober 24/31Watched Be My Cat: A Film for Anne (2015)A very strange and unique movie, more interesting than enjoyable. It doesn't have much going for it, the editing is mediocre to perhaps even bad, there's no gore, there's no special effects, the characters aren't all that interesting (Main character is extremely unlikable but it's fairly obvious he's meant to be), etc. However at the same time it doesn't feel like it's missing much. The guy just wanted to make some weird movie and he succeeded7/10
>>204819837Is this porn?
>>204819863No just a zombie movie that is chock full of japanese humor
>>204819863Nah, just your average Japanese zombie flick>Wracked with guilt over the suicide of her bullied sister, young karate student Megumi accompanies four older friends on a trip into the woods: smart girl Aya, her druggie boyfriend Také, full-figured model Maki, and nerdy Naoi. Things start to go badly when Maki finds a parasitical worm inside a fish - and wolfs it down, in the hope that it will keep her skinny. Her stomach later feels horrible and she relieves herself in an outhouse. The parasitic worm she ate had apparently laid eggs in her stomach and came out of in her diarrhea attack. Soon after, they are attacked by a crowd of poo-covered undead, who emerge from the outhouse toilet Maki used. The group seeks refuge in the home of the strange Dr. Tanaka, who conducts experiments on the zombies and the parasites, and who has another fate in mind for the five strangers. Can Megumi's karate help them escape, or will she have to rely on the liberating power of flatulence to defeat her demented captor?
>>204819786Scream was bad in all the best ways. The girls were hot and the story was dumb. Probably the best slasher tv series.
>>204818981>dat necc
>>204819915>full-figured model Makipic?
>>204819915>Things start to go badly when Maki finds a parasitical worm inside a fish - and wolfs it down, in the hope that it will keep her skinny.lol
>>204818492Holy fuck this is boringIt’s from 2016 why is it made like early 2000s slop, this was like right before they realized they could copy a24 for slop hor
Watched The House by the Cemeteryim sad now
Bliss was a better addiction/psychological film featuring a room sized Dorian Grey portrait and overstimulated bloody death metal scored climax than The Substance
What are some rules a horror movie should adhere to?
>>204820085>death metal scored climaxThe song played in the climax of The Substance is "Ugly and Vengeful" by Anna Von Hauswolff, off of her album "Dead Magic" pictured here.It's a good album, and I was pleasantly surprised to hear it in a movie since I always thought it was quite dramatic and felt like a movie score. But, it's not death metal. It's not metal at all.
Any BDSM horror? Besides Hellraiser of course.
>>204820257Dogs don't Wear PantsCruising (1980) dark thrillerDeadgirlIrreversibleNekromantikGrotesqueA Serbian FilmSalo, or 120 Days of SodomAuditionIchi the KillerEating Raoul
>>204820257how many turned to bdsm because of these movies?
I think I like the theatrical cut better than the producer's cut absolute nonsense of Halloween 6, but neither particularly light my world on fire
>>204820220oh that album huh.well that doesn't exactly roll off the tongue for the purposes of my post does it. and technically in Bliss the song is post-metal Dulcinea by ISIS but I don't think /hor/ would know what 'post-metal' is eitherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq8GSFI77tY
>>204820300>Deadgirlkino
>>204820327as with anything artistic it's ultimately a matter of taste and taste is subjective anyway...
>Here for BloodMan this was so good before the girlfriend came to the house.
>>204816288Why care what they think? fuck them
>>204816288maybe you should stop squeezing your hog in public anon
Get on my level:https://youtu.be/VtKxCbvHoIA
>>204819782whats up with that giant praying mantis on the poster?
>>204820462It makes an appearance in the movie and it's fucking fantastic.
The real horror is in my room right now. What the hell is this thing?
>>204819786this bitch is really hot but apparently her first name is Carlson????
>>204820495It's called a bumble bee, you flyover fuck
>>204820085Plus it had Norm from Cheers.
>>204820496girls with boys names is peak
>>204820482lol okay sounds good then i got to watch it
Since LL Cool J was in H20 and Busta Rhymes was in Resurrection I think we're due for another rapper in the next Halloween. I nominate Ice T
>>204816808>>204817205still one of the coolest designs of all time. no wonder miura and daft punk got inspired by it.
>>204820528Isn't the next Halloween going to be a show?Also whatever happened to that Friday the 13th prequel show? I remember it was announced like 3 years ago and have not heard a thing about it since. Did they realize that it was a terrible fucking idea?
>>204820495it's called a kalabas i believe
>>204820505That’s not a bumble bee, and if it was then he didn’t fly so good
>>204820579i was going to reprimand you but i do the same thing to mosquitos
>>204820568It's supposedly coming on Peacock next year.
>>204816288leaving to see messiah of evil alone right now...
>>204817520>but I was baffled by how many people took it seriouslyA lot of people don't understand that a movie could be purposely over the top and silly without any overt comedy.
>>204819863no but it was directed by a porn directorjapanese schlock is too repugnant for me desu
>>204817520>>204820713A lot of people don't understand that a movie can be both serious and have comedic affects without there being any cognitive dissonance.
>>204820739
The best part of Halloween H20 is when Michael gets in the car and the radio starts playing California Love and he nods his head
Society is _____!
>>204820842awful
Should I watch Terrifier 3 today for the first time at home since the new torrent is release quality anyways?OR do I wait until Oct 31 to watch it at the kinoplex since it's when it releases hereSadly I have no one to watch it with me unless I can convince my nephew who's not too much of a gorefan
>>204820930I will always vote for kinoplex. It's the best way to watch horror kino.
>>204820930It's worth seeing on the big screen, I've gone twice so far
>>204820930>new torrent is release quality anyways?Is it really? How’s the audio in it?
>>204820739I wish this movie could be as cool as I imagined it based on a few screenshots. Ultimately, the atmosphere was just too oppressively grotesque, garish, and grimy for me to fully enjoy it
>>204820930Well, just go watch it alone.
>>204820979The audio is pristine it’s pcm 8 channels right from the actual cinema file.
>>204820979it's taken directly from the kinoplex source so it's not filmed/cam, rather the actual movie itself>>204820999Guess I could, just somewhat depressing to watch a supposed fun movie like this alone>>204820976>>204820955Alright, guess I'll wait for Oct 31 thenI really hate normies screaming and flapping their gums constantly during kino so I guess I'll try to get a showing in the afternoon before wagies get out of their cages
>>204821025Well, to be fair, you technically won't be alone in the theater, you'll "share" a moment with strangers. Hell, you can even get to talk to new people after the movie.
>>204821009>>204821025Holy fuck how is something like that already out?? Downloading now
>>204821025>I'll try to get a showing in the afternoon before wagies get out of their cagesProbably a good call. My showing was full and like 90% high school girls.
>>204821095I watched Abigail like that and it was fine, room only had around 15 people.It helps that I choose a theather that has some premium rooms that are more expensive and that filters the more uneducated type of normie masses
>>204816386>>204816796what is best version to play that actually works? I remember it being buggy as hell
>>204820842cray cray
We need more movies with latex and leather suits.
>>204816127this woman takes a fucking beating throughout this movie. vicious
>>204821279The franchise is mostly shit but if you want attractive women in latex, it's right there.
I've been watching Casper the Friendly Ghost while sick in bed all dayhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKQt1W7buSox-RBMmMRtSiID_m-rGCHD8
>>204821364Based
>>204821289her own fault for not leavin when all the kitchen chairs where put on her table like a fucking pyramid
>>204821354yes I know, we need more.
>>204821095>90% high school girlsSounds fun
Someone bake
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>>204821225iirc, the steam version worked fine for me back when I played it nearly 10 years ago.Maybe the gog version will work better out of the box (and be simple to pirate with something like gog-games.to) but if you own it on steam you can probably install the Unofficial Bloodlines Patch and be good to go
>>204819188Do foreigners know about our mythological creatures?
>>204821792nope, what's a 'saci'?
>>204819782I'm really glad you enjoyed, it's a lesser Argento for sure but i still maintain his only truly bad film is Giallo.
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>>204821824One legged black kid who smokes a pipe, wears a red hood, and lives inside bamboo, he comes out and plays pranks on people in the countryside, compared to some of the other creatures he's pretty harmless, just an annoying little nig.
>>204821551thanks lad, I looked it up on steam and its still $30, not that I ever buy games but come on lol>Unofficial Bloodlines PatchI remember playing around with this back in the day too to get it working. Will try find the gog version. always need a vampire fix around this time
