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>Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask>If I pulled that off, would you die?>It would be extremely painful>You're an evil guy!>For you>The evil rises>Tonight
can't believe kenny powers saved the Halloween franchise
This was fucking kino, but I'll bet anything that if I search reviews online it'll probably be the most hated of the 3.
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>>204881440I think most people hate Kills more than Ends but yeah Ends fucking sucks.
What are your favorite pre-1960 horror films?
>>204881449This AI shit is going too far
Pozzedzestycum is a horrible diaper disgrace.
How do I know when a horror movie is working?
>>204881496Mouth of Madness is the superior Sam Neill horror kino
I am watching it for sheI liked her a lot in Abigail and Supernatural
>>204881423Based NJ and PA through IN
>>204881462Your image probably.
>>204881422>they expect one of us in the wreckage.
>>204881521Lisa Frankenstein was her best IMO. Freaky is OK though, it's kind of similar in tone to the Happy Death Day movies.
>>204881521Freaky is fun if you like grown men pretending to be teenaged girls
What are your plans for Hallow’s ween
>>204881520what about the boat one with nicole kidman
Best films on rarelust anons? Need some recs
>>204881462The Haunting, anything with Vincent Price
>>204881423Holy shit imagine watching a movie at the cinema in the south.
>>204881603I throw an annual party. It's always good fun.
>>204881603watching A Madea halloween
>>204881423>texas: not the OG TCM>wisconsin: not PsychoAt least New England mostly has its shit together.>all those nigger states: Madeathat scans
Here's recommendation for anyone looking for a movie to keep up the Halloween marathon, The lair of the white worm>the "villain" get full nudity in some scenes>peter capaldi is in this movie>hugh grant too>good effects for the time>cute girls>nice setting in the rural area of UKAll of this for only 93 minutes
>>204881586I loved happy death day, I’ll check out Lisa Frankenstein as well
>>204881638All the data they used for this chart is just from what's available on the Roku channel
>>204881607Grapes of DeathSpider BabyDerangedHalloween 3The Stendhal SyndromeDead and BuriedThe Hidden
>>204881611much fouler and somehow far less intelligent version of MST3K basically>it really do be like that
What did we think of this one?
>>204881496I love the subway scene
>>204881657Also has one of my favorite songs from a horror film, this scene is kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8n6z-WRCd0
>>204881603Play horror themes for my shift at work, go home and watch Creepshow and Halloween III
My wife
>>204881423>States with mexican border>Stop-Motion shitdo mexicans really?
>>204881586CUTE
>>204881374No one would ever change this animal I have become
>>204881462The Phantom Carriage, Nosferatu, Frankenstein, Godzilla, Creature from the Black Lagoon, The Quatermass Xperiment
>>204881462I loved this movie, glad you also liked it
>>204881726need a trad wife>end up with a tard wife
>>204881603get fucked up and do some fucked up shit
>>204881758>ronny cox i'm in
>>204881462Creature from the Black LagoonHouse on Haunted HillThe FlyCabinet of Doctor CaligariNosferatuCat PeopleThe UninvitedHouse of Wax
Total cinemagem
>>204881657I'll take "What you don't want to see when getting a blowjob" for 50 Alex.
>>204881462The Thing from 1951 was pretty good
>>204881891Different strokes for different folks
>>204881657tis on my list so maybe i"ll watch it in half an hour.
>>204881891I wouldn't mind glazing those canines.
>>204881940this is the face a male spider makes before mating
>>204881888Good movie but not horror. It's a crime drama
ITT: Times you acted like Late Night with the Devil
>Victoria Price's biography Vincent Price: A Daughter's Biography (1999) details Price's early antisemitism[51] and initial admiration for Adolf Hitler. According to his daughter: "When he went to Germany and Austria as a young man, he was struck by a lot of things going on during the Weimar Republic and the dissolution of the empire... So when Hitler came into power, instead of seeing him as a dangerous force, he was sort of swept up in this whole idea that Hitler was going to bring German pride back."[52]
They call me Panic cause I never do
>>204881726she cute.
>>204881603watching Grindhouse with ALL the fake trailers included
>>204882016Based
>>204881611I still remember watching The Road back in high school and a woman behind us going 'Ah hellnaw, AW HELLNAW' every few minutes and generally ruining the atmosphere.
>>204881940
>>204881657excellent
>>204882011i overdo it pretty often actually
>>204881657Very bizarre movie with some iffy anti-religious imagery but also lots of surreal visuals and some extremely eccentric humor. It also has nothing to do with the original novel
First for Leaving D.C.
>mfw James A Janesse new haircut
>>204882035
Buy an ad James
nice poster
>>204882011I act more like Vampire's Kiss
so what actuality happens if i go in the house?
>>204882231This guy's going on the list
>>204882231you get well done if you know what i mean
>>204882117*plays the flute in the woods*
>>204882144
>>204882011>eat too much spaghetti>uh I don't feel so good
>>204882281BEQUIET
>>204882231go in and tell us what happens
>>204882231Look... just don't.
listen to me you slimy little homosexuals I need help remembering a something I saw when I was a teeny tiny little kid. It was am anthology movie or maybe a TV show but definitely not feature length. It had that 1989 - 1991 kind of look. The story was a rich lady does a demonic ritual to resurrect her son. Of course the son came back evil. She has a huge mansion with like a huge rotunda room with a winding staircase and all white marble. He knocks her down the stairs and as she's lying there injured lightning flashes and he looks really scary and turns out he committed suicide to get away from her and a demon came back. I'm not sure if it was Tales from the Dark Side or even the 90's Outer Limits but does anyone have any idea?
>>204882231Does this look welcoming to you?https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/original/rfeIwRSYuWk4qzQDT9bqO8JkSgY.jpg
>>204881940>>204882070Damn anons I miss this type of "trash" movie, real low budget but made with passion and creativity. Nowadays we have to be content with fuckingTerrifier
>>204882333this is not what I thought you meant by house warming party!
>>204882087I like this anti religious imagery mixed with profanity in the, It's not for shock value and justified about the hate between pagans towards to christianity
Well /hor/, how much of this random list I stumbled across have you seen?
>>204882329that picture is from beetlejuice, you probably couldnt find it because theys a a new beetlejuice movie out but that is actually the original yw
>>204882287bruh look at this dude
>>204882409>Get OutGet out.
i cannot believe "people" would rather talk about e-celebs than Kolobos?whoever said /hor/ outside october is bad got it backward
>>204882409all but 6.
Don't forget to keep those pumpkins lit
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>>204882505I swear Zombie is unintentionally the bluest movie I've ever seen. I notice it every time. Every scene is bathed in blue, whether it's all the ocean and sky shots, the characters' clothes, the paint on the houses, even the crabs are blue
>>204882535You’re in for a treat with session 9 and two sisters
>>204882554Watching it again reminds me of playing Dead Island back in the day.
>>204882401The contrast between paganism and Christianity is there indeed. Serpent cults are all ultimately satanic
>>204882596I GOT A ZOMBIE ARMYAND YOU CAN'T HARM MEWHO DO YA VOODOO BITCH
>>204882535Similar, only Gerald Game and Two Sisters.Session 9 is excellent BTW.
>>204882534you never watched candyman? holy shit
>>204882409I haven't seen 4
>>204882596I swear, Google images fucks me almost every time. Goddammit
>>204882640excellent pepe
>>204882640Nah, I get the gist of it it’s a killa nigga who comes out of mirrors and there’s bees r somethingSeemed skippable
Any type of horror that doesnt have any effect on you? Ghost stories dont really do anything for me (Catholics dont believe in ghosts; a spirit is a demon). Possession movies only really disturb me in certain ways. For example i found the cavorting of possessed bodies in the conjuring and hereditary laughable. What does disturb me is a implication in the Exorcist (especially in the book) where Reagan walks about the house at night and climbs out the window to desecrate the church. The idea of a person possessed by another entity walking about your house whilst you are sleeping is what disturbs me most.
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>>204882737kek
>>204882719It's worth watching for Virginia Madsen alone. Plus Tony Todd has always had a good presence. He's good in Final Destination and other roles.
>>204882409not like those are all classics but how the fuck is Geralds Game on there? the book is as 4/10 as a story could be so i cant imagine the movie is much better, especially considering it mostly takes place in the main characters mind
>>204882737SAY IT
>>204882733Cringe.
>>204882513Always
>Halloween Endsfinally they are giving the fans what they want, an end to the Halloween franchise!
>>204882925Halloween Rebirth soon
>>204882737>instead of leaning more into the interesting urban legend aspect of the character they lean more into the ham-fisted social commentary that was far more subdued in the first filmI fucking hate woke shit.
>>204882925TV show from Miramax coming probably next year.it's another sequel to the first movie while ignoring the rest
>>204881750Dia de los muertos, my man, they love that kind of aesthetic.
Which horror franchise has more good entries than bad? It has to be Friday the 13th. No?
>>204882931I was under the impression that the people that got eaten were stuck in its esophagus vertically
>>204883066Evil DeadScream is 50/50 until the next movie comes out
>>204883066Evil Dead
>>204882733>Any type of horror that doesnt have any effect on you?"Realistic/gritty/edgy" gore (Lucker, Slaughtered Vomit Dolls, Schramm, August Underground, Guinea Pigs series etc) bore me because they seem tryhard and pontless
>>204883066Chucky
>>204883066Kolobos
>>204882737I love how chuds think this movie is woke, as if the first movie wasn't.
>>204883066All 3 sequels to Psycho are good
>>204882662such beautiful eyeswould be a shame if something happened to them...
ouch
>>204883222Based
>>204881440Kills is a worse movie than Ends but I hated watching Ends whereas Kills was fun trash to watch with the "Evil dies tonight!", the fag duo of Little John and Big John, and that funny ass little black kid. Halloween Ends was at its best when it seemed like it was gonna be Mike Meyers and his new protege running wild slashing up folks but that was short lived.
>>204883155The first one was made outside of the woke heavyhanded parameters bc it predates them. The sequel literally has some type of le anti-racism message with a contact number shown during the credits kek
>>204883222When of my favourite Fulci moments is him talking shit about Freud, which is interesting because Argento is very Freudian (self proclaimed even).
>>204883278party guy may be the creepiest ghost in the Overlook
I was sharing a smoke with some fellas after a local screening of Possession and they were going on about how much they hated the movie and was dogshit, which you know not for everyone, but then after some confusion turns out they were there seeing Halloween Kills and had stepped out half way through to smoke cause it was so bad they dgaf about missing anythingmakes me chuckle but I can't imagine ever doing that for a theater movie I paid for
What's the worst movie you have seen this month /hor/? I already got my pick.
>>204883380Azreal
I liked the light tube kill in Halloween Kills because C Z DUB, C Z DUB
>>204881462Eyes Without A Face is the only one I've seen and I enjoyed it
>>204883380I've said it before but Incident in a Ghostland>>204883183Based, those sequels are very underrated, especially 3 and 4. Honestly 2 is just as good as the original. Is the 19990s remake worth a watch? I've heard it sucks but I've never seen it
>>204883342In one of his movies or in an interview?
>>204883380Watch In My Mother's Skin or Nocebo if you want a good Filipino horror flick.
>>204882281Listening to the first recording of the flute playing sent shivers down my spine. Shame about the ending, felt flat to me but enjoyed the movie nonetheless.
>>204883380The worst movie I watched this month is Halloween 6 Producers Cut but that's a boring answer so I will also submit Spirit Halloween The Movie, what a piece of shit that was
>>204883380Season of the Witch 1972. Boring, feminist movie with a dumb plot and pointless ending. Anyone considering should pass.
Just started this. What am I in for?
>>204883502a massacre at the drive-in
>>204883409i think this might have to be choice as well
>>204883342>>204883461Interview: https://youtu.be/hUE_edxG0lE?si=5CY0MppGbBHti0GkI uploaded this btw, check out the date, june 2009, i was 15 kek, glad it's still up and i just abandoned the channel instead of deleting it.
>>204881797I like to get fucked up too
>>204883643*January, not june, i'm retarded and can't read.
Just watched this. Underrated kino.
>>204883284Woke has always been a thing in the Black community. The first movie has Helen and Bernadette discuss Cabrini-Green in her apartment. That scene is far more direct and political than anything coming out these days.
>>204883643Check this out, Harperposter, have you seen this?: https://youtu.be/kwyoCskdxnc?si=lyUU5zB4IIC7MpsWFrom the same italian tv doc the Fulci clip comes from. Damn, i did not remember i had uploaded this one, pretty cool.
>>204883679desu
>>204879382>Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer>Wolf Creek >I Saw the Devil>Vengeance is Mine>Angst>Man Bites Dog>House that Jack Built >High Tension >Cold Fish
>>204881603>food>beer>cartoons>spooky tunes and stories>snacks>horror movies>4chan
>>204883679
>>204883721>Woke has always been a thing in the Black communityNot in the sense that it became a corporate ideology parroted by Hollywood and some MSM sources. The source of the 1st movie (directe/written by a jew) was a Clive Barker story
>>204883380I only managed to get through 10 minutes of this before i realized what I was watching and who directed it then turned it off. one of the few times, maybe the only time i've ever quit a movie early. Usually i just 2x speed through it but I couldn't even manage that.
>>204883485yeah the ending was disappointing but that song was greathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_7loz-HWUM
>>204883780this, but with a copious amount of gooning.
>>204881374Hey /hor/, was wondering if you guys had any good creature/monster movie recommendations. It's my favorite guilty pleasure so I've seen a good deal of them, but am always trying out more to see which I like. I just watched Dark Was The Night last night which was up my alley. I wish the special effects were better (or that they went practical effects) but otherwise I enjoyed it, reminded me of old Syfy channel creature features (back when it was called Sci-Fi).I like browsing Tubi for horror movies I haven't seen yet but the biggest pain is the movie turning out to be a really low budget one that doesn't have professional camerawork, acting, etc.
The best part of Candyman was the Philip Glass music, pretty good movie
>>204883859It's actually not bad but a lynchian mystery rather than a horror
>>204883643>>204883736Based, thanks for the links. Argento is fucking tweaking in that clip.
>>204883868Have you seen Frankenstein Conquers the World? It's Frankenstein as a kaiju movie
>>204883679I am nostalgic for the MTV2 Headbanger's Ball reboot with Jamey Jasta in the early 2000s, I remember they used to play the Ill Nino music video from the FvJ soundtrack a lothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNH4IdCJZf8
>>204882733Nah, I think any sub-genre can work if made well
this nigga might be the most autistic character I've ever seen
>>204883916I have not. I do enjoy my kaiju movies so I'll probably throw it on. I've watched the majority of Godzilla and Gamera movies.
>>204883893Yes it does look like he is, and his confidence would indicate it as well kek.
>>204884061>KILL THEM ALL>KILL THEM ALL>KILL THEM ALL
which argento film has the most nudity
>>204884154Probably Tenebrae.
It's about to get twisted
>>204883424I was surprised to see her character lived after that.
>>204884207Yeah that was disappointing and she was such a cunt to Laurie, she should have just died
>>204884178The forecast is CLAWFUL
>>204882505Just finished. Glad I watched it again for the season. Fulci's Zombi is still one of my favorite zombie movies. Great setting, disgusting zombies, the infamous shark versus zombie underwater sequence and the ending with NYC being overrun is kino af. Great music theme too.
>>204884061his pal busting him out of the loony bin was kino
>>204883736>Argento namedropping Oscar Kokoschka kek dude that doesn't make you seem less creepy
>>204881668who the fuck uses roku?
>>204884256Based, I love that movie, it's Fulci's best I also like Zombi 3, but it's cheesy as hell (there's a flying zombie head at some point lmao)
>>204884321I have watched one movie on it and it was because it was released on the roku channel and I wanted to support it
>>204884321Southern blacks
>>204884366Based Simi Bros appreciator. The Weird Al Yankovic movie with Daniel Radcliffe came out on Roku Channel too and it was very funny
>>204884402I've been meaning to check that one out. Putting it on the schedule for the first post-October kino.
>>204884322zombie 3 is pretty fun. Lots of brawling. looks like what it is, a Fulci movie crossed with a Bruno Mattei movie
>>2048844484 is pretty fun too. Killing Birds is the only one in the series that isn't awesome IMO.Anyone that likes Zombi 2 but hasn't gone balls deep into Italian zombies needs to check out Burial Ground, Zombie Holocaust/Dr Butcher MD, and Hell of the Living Dead ASAP.
Bretty gud
>>204884584Haven't seen all of those, will have to check em out.Let Sleeping Corpses Lie has put me in the mood for more zomkino
>>204884095The different philosophies of Fulci and Argento are interesting given the similarities in their films. Argento seems like he wouldn't understand why a zombie would fight a shark, yet he wrote a scene where a woman jumps into a room full of razor wire kek.Bless those crazy Italians
>>204884694Apparently they were good friends actually.
>>204884603Yeah, it's a fun adventure movie and a good spooky horror movie
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0218277/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk>the porn movie they watch in Pearl is a real one from 1915Pretty cool.Also, why is this director obsessed with porn?
>>204884828>director>A. Wise Guy>writer>Will She
>>204882016And then one day, for no reason at all, I became a Vincent Price fan.
>>204884828surprisingly it's not the oldest porn film in existencethere's an argentinian one from the 1900s where the devil kidnaps some nuns and fucks them
>>204884828What's more subversive to an american than porn?
>>204882300*chops a tree*
>>204884828those bitches had some nice asses for 1915
>>204884888A lot of porn from that time was produced by cults. I mean the Crowley kind of cults that practised so called 'sex magic'.
>>204881449
>>204884888i like the bit where he tries to finger her butthole but she yanks his hand away. the more things change...
>>204884944
>>204881449>>204884944:)
>>204884932I'M BLUEDA BA DI DA BA DI
>>204884935ass is the one thing you will never be deprived of as a time traveler
>>204884999
>>204884988>ywn share a can of peps with Jason
>>204881603Going to see Nosferatu with live scoring
>>204882513All my pumpkins rotted early this year. I bought them on sale for a dollar a piece. Now I know why there were cheap.
Ok gonna rant- I support film 100%, but a massive screen stating “THIS WAS ENTIRELY SHOT ON 35MM FILM” is just fucking obnoxious. Also, why the fuck did it just look like oversaturrated garbage? Spend all that time and energy and it still looks like shit?Which horror film started the trope of “oh haha we’re gonna smash cut to inappropriate/unconventional music over this scene ahaha isn’t it funny and different and cute?!?” please tell me so I can go back in time and murder them. It isn’t interesting, it isn’t funny, it doesn’t add anything to the film, it’s total shit that takes me out of the film in a bad way. In fact, the entire score of this film was either horrible or stereotypical. At first I thought the “oh interesting, they’re doing chapters but skipping forwards” was a cool idea- skip all the “boring parts” and only show us the intense parts. That’s cool. But NOPE- just another Tarantino rip off where we go back in time and jump around for no goddamn reason. It’s not cool, it’s not interesting, it’s just another tired gimmick in a film already full of tired gimmicks.Bad acting, bad writing ontop of everything else. Why the fuck does everyone give a shit about this again?
>>204885084>ywn get to nibble on the Predator's gummy worm braids
>>204883380Little Bites. I still get mad when I think about wasting my time on that piece of shit.
>>204883380Yellowbrickroad, it was terrible
Bump
>>204883380Texas Chainsaw 3D is a real piece of shit.
>>204883916Holy shit I have not thought about that movie in 20 years
>>204883843Right, conservatives in the USA don't care about the original definition of woke. They just use it as, "Black people bad"
>>204883721>That scene is far more direct and political than anything coming out these days.You clearly haven't seen the newer Candyman film if you believe that.
>>204885385Christ, you're stupid.
>>204885456It's just the bell curve meme
>>204885456If this is how anybody's movie tastes circulates i feel bad for you.
>>204885456>as we get older we develop dementia and revert to a childlike statetrue
>Student Bodies>Wacko>Pandemonium >Return to Horror High Are there any other slasher parodies actually from the 80s? Don't say Jason Lives.
>>204885451>Christ, conservatives in the USA are stupid.ftfy. They raped the original definition of woke.
>>204885600De Palma movies are almost parodies. I was going to say Raising Cain but thats 92.
>>204885617Usage of "woke" as a synonym for retarded leftist politics dates to the late 2000s, dimwit
>>204885684>De Palma movies are almost parodiesYou think so? I love De Palma but haven't seen Raising Cain yet. And 92 is okay, that's still pre-Scream.
>>204885769Well its basically hitchcock dialled up to 11. Raising Cain is definitely him consciously doing a parody though.
I wonder if in history there ever were castles or tombs with big hidden doors that opened up in an elaborate way
>>204885728fuck off talking about the 2000's worst decade for horror everseriously, which other decade takes the shit-crown of worst horror decade better than the good old aughties with their shit remakes and saw sequels
>>204882733speaking of The Exorcist i watched it on a 4k disc and i liked how it looked until the final 30 minutes when it just looked like they upscaled a VHS copy of the movie. really fucking sucked that happened.
>>204885944I dont own a 4k player. Why did that happen? I know there is a big problem with blacks and particles during misty scenes in transfers.
>>204885728>proving the point that conservatives raped the original definition
>>204886014my assumption can only be the film source they used must not have been in good condition during the last half hour of the movie that they used for the 4k remaster.
forgot to mention the 4k disc was by Warner Bros that was released last year
>>204885938God I loved the 2000s for horror. The torture porn, the new French extremity, the fun remakes like My Bloody Valentine and Piranha 3D, whatever the fuck movies like Cabin Fever and Feast were. What a time to be alive.
>>204886057No, you pathetic retard: it was black types and other leftists who incorporated the word so as to define "socially conscious" nonsense
Less than a week. There's not even one week left.
Funny Games 97 or 2007?
>>204886165Enjoy the present, every day has 24h
>>204886106Seconded
finished The Haunted Palace, love this one. VP and Lon Chaney Jr, just a comfy watch. Some great sets and matte paintings.
>>204886190Is there a single good argument for the remake?
>>204882329I dont know but the Omen remake from 2006 has a scene like that.
>>204886190The remake is completely unnecessary
gonna follow it up with more Lon Chaney Jr, Witchcraft (1964)
>>204886220Based Corman-Poe enjoyer
>>204886327Technically a Lovecraft adaption with a Poe title. Can it be classed as part of the series?
>>204883127>>204883066This. I think Childs Play is the only horror franchise that has three, consecutive films that were all good. Other franchises you really have to poke around to find three good films.
>>204886108>He still doesn't get itYou're not the Black community and will never know the original definition
>>204886398i enjoyed literally every movie in this picture
>>204883380Beetlejuice 2
>>204886421>liking Get Out and August UndergroundLmao
>>204886259Yes, it's good and it has Naomi Watts in underwear
>>204886402>forgetting Evil Dead
>>204885938As a decade the 2000s beats the brakes off the 2010s, the actual worst all time decade for horror
>do nothing>win
>>2048864652020s > 2000s > 2010s
>>204886465>>204886490The 2010s were a better decade for horror than the 90s
>>204886449Is there a point in watching Evil Dead 1 over Evil Dead 2?
>>204886106Unironically blinded by nostalgiaI can't wait until we have people saying >Ummm actually the 2010s were a great decade for horror! Who remembers all those PG-13 ghost movies and slowburn A24 films!?
>>204886391It feels like a half and half film. Ends with a Poe quote at least.
>>204886402>Basket Case 1, 2, 3>Evil Dead 1, 2, Army of Darkness, 2013>Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, Son of Frankenstein>Friday the 13th 2, 3, 4>Hatchet 1, 2, 3, Victor Crowley>Jaws 1, 2, 3>Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead>Psycho 1, 2, 3, 4>Re-Animator 1, 2, 3>Terrifier 1, 2, 3
>>204886551Yeah, seeing what happened in the first movie.That's like saying "is there a point to watching evil dead 2 over Army of Darkness?"
>>204886552The 2010s gave us Insidious and The Conjuring franchises. Even some of the spin offs like Anabelle Returns Home was good. I agree the decade was crap in general but that alone makes the decade better than all those awful 90s slashers based on Scream.
>>204886608>No Halloween 1, 2, 3, 4NGMI
>>204886548Not even close
>>204886398The true horror is reality
>>204886190Neither.
>>204886608>Jaws 3 goodlol
>>204886629I enjoy 1, 2, and 4 but not 3
>>204886608>>Friday the 13th 2, 3, 4What? why miss 1? 3 is my least favourite out of the first 4
>>204886190Speak No Evil (2022)
>>204886652thisI can't take horror seriously anymore when you realize how infinitely shittier reality is getting a chronic illness is more torture than some ooga booga jump scare
>>204881462Based Dana Andrews
>>204886673Yeah 1 is OK too, I like all the Friday movies except 2009. I think 2, 3, and 4 are significantly better than 1 though
>>204886659Jaws > Tremors > Jaws 2 >>> Jaws 3 > Jaws: The Revenge > Cruel Jaws >>>> Terrifier
>>204886691Agreed. I mainly like horror for aesthetic reasons. It's not something that scares me, except on very exceptional occasions.
>>204886659Of course Jaws 3 is good, you some kind of dummy?
>>204886190Skip Faggot Games and watch Scream and Leslie Vernon for actual meta kino instead
>>204886551For a long time Evil Dead 2 was my all time favorite movie. It's a 5/5 masterpiece. But The Evil Dead is special, it's just got a different vibe and atmosphere, also a 5/5. Maybe even a 6/5.
>>204885167>inappropriate/unconventional music over this scene An American Werewolf in London sort of did that I can't think of anything else before it
>>204886608I CAN HOLD MY BREATH FOR A LONG TIME
>>204886699You missed Pirahna which is the best jaws imitator
How many horror plots were killed by cell phones and modern tech in general?
>>204886810Wasnt Evil Dead a year before? Monty Python also did it juxtaposing something jovial with something serious making it absurd. Hell i could go back to the Marx brothers in that case.
>>204886624All of the Anabelle movies were garbage. The 90's gave us:>Dead Alive>Cemetery Man>Premutos>Ravenous>Scream>Army of Darkness>Silence of the Lambs>Blade>The Craft>Interview with the Vampire>Misery>Audition>Maniac Cop 2>Bride of Chucky>From Dusk Til Dawn>Night Breed>It>The Faculty>In the Mouth of Madness>Bram Stoker's Dracula>Return of the Living Dead 3>Event Horizon>Frankenhooker>Idle HandsThe 2010's could NEVER. Get to the back of the line where you belong.
>>204886836A lot of times they just solve the problem with a no signal notification.
2000s and 2010s were the worst decades for horror, objectively The 1990s was filled with kino
>>204886936Sign of bad writing.
>>204887006Well you might say the same thing about a car back in the early days of cinema. I can imagine audiences saying gtfo that spooky mansion and drive away. Thats when they came up with the no gas/car wont start cliche
>>204887049True. Horror movies were better before the car was invented.
>>204887049They also both generate far more plots than they destroy. Abandoned highway roadside shelters are such a big thing in the 70s because there were a shit load of them all of a sudden. The new road took the tourists away is the offspring of the new road brought the tourist here. Both are reasons to kill tourists
>>204886810>>204886882So comedies? It’s always supposed to be a comedic/parody element?This movie repeatedly did it, almost constantly- was it supposed to be funny?I’m not laughing.
>>204887137No they wanted to make you this mad
>>204885167I don't know who did it first but Last House on the Left comes to mind, it plays goofy music with the incompetent cops that's tonally dissonant from the serious rape revenge story
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>>204887117Interestingly enough, this premise was formed in 1932 with Old Dark House where a group of people driving in the country encounter a storm and stop for refuge at a mansion. I mean its practically Psycho, Texas Chainsaw and the rest. You could probably go back further. Im sure the idea goes back further than that. For all modern invention we havent really created new foundations for horror.
>>204887232> You could probably go back further. Im sure the idea goes back further than that.Books always did everything first
>>204887232>music>slow build of tension through long shots/editing>jump scares
>>204887288Those are accoutrements though. Im talking about the building blocks; the things you add style to.
>>204886908Agreed. Blumhouse/Netflix really shit up the last decade with some of the worst and most generic garbage. All of the stuff I like from the 10's is indie or lesser known.
>>204887562I can't stand the fear street trilogy, It looks so boring and generic
