MAKE THEM WEAR MICROPHONES edition/ftl/ News• Luke verbally confirmed as a plant by Jet, knows where the candy is hidden• Sneed stole Mizzy's candy, she freaked out and woke the whole house up• Luke smashed the pumpkins and shoved Simbal, now they want him gone• Alex was previously arrested on a heroin charge and is 37• Binx skipped her mom's funeral to be on the show• Burt has been jerking it on the regular• Famous House Episode 1 Live on HULU• Simbal is at the bottom of the totem pole• Elimination challenge: Person with the most candy has immunity, then a vote will take place• Winner becomes Jeremy Gold's protégé and gets $50k!!!>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08 (embed)>fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Socialshttps://twitter.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj (embed)>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE (embed)>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205049304
If you ever feel like you're down bad, remember people are simping for this
josie.
smellyhouse
hopefully my payton bros have been enjoying the show on island cam
erm... welp...whoopsie doodle!
smaack.
Jet... If you ask Ian if he drinks red wine, and then take measurements for a suit I will fucking KNEEL
wtf even goes on in here?
*psst psst pst ppsssst reverberating around the house*
KWAB
Mann we really made something special gonn be so sad when it's over
how do they do audio on big brother?
>get the fuck out of my ear dude
Luke taking the wrap for stealing candy but the nigga that stole it is right next to them?
waking up and drinking my morning coffee and sitting at a typewriter (my computer) next to an open window overlooking the sea (another apartment building) and lighting up a cigarette (vape) to work on my next bestselling novel (posts about ian)
So what is Binx's endgame? I can't gauge yet if she's actually running a good social game, or just trying to be on everyone's good side.
KICKTHEFATWHISPERCUNT
the final two
Taking her easy
>>205052683burt mumbling to himself while taking a shit
stop this whispering bullshit NOW
They're gonna tell Mizzy that she has literally zero footage to work with because of all her whispering, and her desperation for attention will make her finally speak up. Screencap this
>>205052652LLCLONG LUKE COCK
lets all love josie
>>205052679give the don the respect he deserves
can we get a ballgag fish toy at some point to punish people for whispering this whole time?
nothing happens before 6pm.and its not the contestants fault.WAKE UP WIGGERS !!!!
>>205052679His Halloween costume will be top tier Don content
>>205052679PLEASE get this man a tailored suit holy fuck. make it a crowdfunded fishtoy if you must
>>205052689:’(
>everyone hates luke>go to sleep>wake up>everyone surrounding luke while jeets sits aloneThe white chad never loses.
season 2 got me unironically addicted to cigarettes
Alex bros, he's losing momentum after they pilled him
>>205052663the extra flesh makes it hotter
>>205052726dontent
payton now realizing the freezer door won't close
>>205052697Gonna be so kino when they reveal the truth and Luke looks like a martyr
>>205052683https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730157438536211.webm
>>205052734i thought it would take like all day at least but he did it by the afternoon
>>205052663>in amelica stinky obese woman is beautifur
alexbros our guy has been kind of low energy today. Is he just charging up to unleash the beast once the content starts?
>>205052711Won't work. She will still whisper when she thinks she's off-camera.
>>205052734Luke is gaming.
>>205052738lmao dumbass
whispering is fine. they just need to install more microphones in congregation areas
this season and these threads are comfy so far.
Official /ftl/ tier list
>>205052734He had a sit down with the don. Unironically. He was still persona nongrata until Ian made him approachable
I wish I was like Luke irl...
Make Mizzy wear an electrified buttplug that sends 25 mA straight into her anus whenever she whispers
aaaaand back to the kitchen he goes. Utterly buckbroken. Why didn't he redeem saars?
>>205052692each cast member has their own personal mic attached to their shirt, they carry the mic pack in their pocket at all times. they have to routinely replace batteries in their mic packs each day and theres an audio mixer that will raise and lower the mics depending on if theyre whispering or not
>>205052663I'd fuck mizzy and alexis so hardher ass and thighs are crazy
>>205052726>>205052728I FORGOT PRODUCTION CAN PICK THE COSTUMES PLEASE JET
Sam Hyde is a Freemason who recruits and fucks children
The Don MUST remove mizzy from his spot and establish it as his throne or he's in trouble
should i watch the godfather?
>>205052761install a microphone on every fish, that's all they need to do
>>205052756the burt splurt (ghb cocktail) cured his autism
>>205052756he desperately needs to borrow some of burt's blue chew
>>205052652LET IAN BACK IN THE COUCH FAGGOTS
>>205052734Let us all remember that production didn't really have a plan here. They kind of just thought that it would blow over by 5pm. This only worked cause he's good-looking. Love it though, very funny to see the indian fuming.
how long until the spic nastiness comes out?
>>205052711fuck I hope so
>>205052756he just hasn't taken his adderall yet
>>205052683ben's awesome dance
>>205052652Jet, just give mizzy a microphone and you're problem is solved.
>>205052749for real, i hope its soon
>>205052756daddy burt is gonna pill him everyday he's gonna be nontent
is curry the shortest guy in the house? lol. even production seems taller
i know exactly how luke feels right now.i hate it when woman shamelessly try to hit on me (they suck at romantic initiations)
>>205052756i was fully expecting alex to get burned out from sleep deprivation, he went way too hard
ha ha haaaaaaaaa
>>205052738>>205052760same
>>205052761It wouldn't even be that hard. Just tape a mic under one of the filthy side tables
>>205052679BROOO HOLY FUCK MY DICK JUST GOT HARD AT THIS THOUGHT!!!! HE NEEDS TO DO THAT THING FROM THAT MOVIE I WATCHED!!!!!!!!!! KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>205052765yup, luke is a made man now.
>>205052764burt fell off all that nigga does is sleep, doesn't even beat off anymore
>>205052778He's way too passive to do or say anything
>>205052790The way he nose blends into her skin in the thumbnail here makes her look like a fallout ghoul
>>205052780Absolutely, both the first and second are some of the best movies ever made
>>205052699She's slightly too weird to stay on the good side of the mean girls for too long, but she's with them while they pick off the weaker contestants for now. I don't think she has any animosity towards anyone else yet. I don't know how well she survives if the mean girl clique stays together. They will target her once Smaack and the jeet are gone.
>>205052683>wtf even goes on in here?We call those showers anon.
>>205052777hey alright
Post YFW you're white
>>205052698let him cook
Sneed just got up and moved over so Payton could sit by Luke kek
>>205052810kek
Kek. Mizzys face when pay came back to sit next to him
>ian and blue haired girlim gonna say it I love spics.
>>205052773they need to invest in this it will make watching it way better.
>>205052804its always the uggos too. hot ones know how to play the game
>>205052813he's plotting how he's gonna fuck teds asshole
they broke the freezer drawer
>>205052790already has, she turned on Luke because the other girls did and now looks even worse since they all made up with him
>>205052652Imagine convincing this gay chick to jack you off with her volleyball hands.
>>205052826
why doesn't burt stab mizzy every time she whispers?
Why is everyone hanging out on Ian's bed? Why can't they go somewhere else and let the Godfather sleep?
>>205052810this but unironically
What's going through sneed's mind now that Luke has taken the fall for what he did?
dumb bitch is getting such a dopamine rush from "forgiving" luke for stealing the candy
I like that mizzy thinks that she's the one doing the humiliation ritual to luke. little does she know, her life has changed for the worse
>luke "assaults" simbai for no reason when it was the girls causing the ruckus >"omg based tall chad lets goooo" >jimmy "assaults" a bitch that was agitating him >waaaa how dare he throw an object at a girl waaaaa Shame on you /tv/
>>205052766its not just geneticsLuke has chad aura, you can be like him.
jeet still crying while everyone else has moved on hahahah. just told luca he wants to talk about it still
>he has my backhaha yeah, he will
>>205052683Stop.Posting.This.
>>205052699Hiding her powerlevel until it benefits her to go chudmode
Some kind of lore on Catwalk but it's unlistenable thanks Jet
>>205052663Nasty bitch with sandbag legs.
filming the main character>>205052816KEK i see it, a mix of that and lae'zel
And just like with S2 girls of S3 are kinda boring. S1 girls are still the best.
>>205052850he can't distinguish between her whispers and the whispers in his head
>>205052807ha
>>205052826>tfw Ted white instead of Luke white
>>205052785The don lets his minions have their fun from time to time
JET GET IAN A TAILORED SUIT OR IM GOING TO COME TO THE HOUSE AND RAPE EVERYONE
i wonder what laron and alexis will think with luke covering for them. will they suspect hes a plant for doing so?
make ian wear a suit with a bow tie and a rose already jesus christ. do it before he leaves
>>205052683untold rapes
>Binx has her stuffed doll so now I have this What kind of behavior is this? Blatantly adopting the traits or quirks of others in a desperate attempt to one up them
>>205052826post yfw you're INDIAN
say what you want about season 2 but it gave us the best piece of fishtank art that we have ever seen
>>205052858nice bait (You)
>>205052858go away jimmy
>>205052876ssri eyes
what if they vote to eliminate simbal and then right after there is a twist and they inject literally 8-10 jeets and just flood it will pajeet shitwill not happen but funny thought
KITCHEN
>>205052856She just gave Vance the clip for them to cut to the theft with too lmao
>>205052873>S1 girls are still the best
>>205052836BB isn't live. There's no way to do that live because you have a separate audio and video track. As far as I know there's no way to location sync the mics with the livestream cameras.
>>205052810It is funny to dedicate one of the fish just for /tv/ gags. Make him feel like he is on a different show than the other fish.
fixing the freezer Alex broke
Mizzy is by far the worst person here
>>205052866this needs to be sent in when the crew finally distributes memes
>>205052902>What kind of behavior is this?woman
>>205052814he's just chillin ese
>>205052854He probably thinks he's safeHe's probably not smart enough to understand that there is something incredibly wrong about this and that he's no where near in the clear
>>205052902>What kind of behavior is this? The female kind.
>>205052884Truly a fair man
>>205052693>this is considered “skating”>from someone who thinks they’re “cute” and “white”Wtf?
the indian is asking production to remove luke because he doesn't feel safe in the house lmfao
yo this suit is tight man
>>205052896i like this lol
GIRL IN KITCHEN
>>205052921KEK
>>205052902Unironically, but I kinda get it since their both alternative.
>>205052858Jimmy, You're only here for the (you). I hope you enjoyed it.
>>205052902Woman
the jeet is still trying to get luke kicked out what a fucking pussy faggot. ted is more of a man.
The wiggers are awake. Content incoming hopefully
>>205052903
>>205052902all the girls are gonna be josie when they see that wins
>>205052902damn i was kinda into mizzy but gummy smile is a big red flag for me
Sirs why isn't Luke getting redeemed bloody basterd?
why do they have a girl trying to fix the freezer lmao wtf is luke doing
>>205052711Nah, they'll just tell her if she whispers again on camera, they'll kick her out. Either that or they will subject her to a humiliation ritual.
>>205052904The fatty naked smoking and Olli with his head in his hands was the best image so far. Literal hell house. They should put that image somewhere hidden with a note on the back saying "the best is yet to come." It'll be a vision of the future like the Zoltar-esque machine in Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath.
>>205052652dyke ass shots
>they need luke to fix itneptunian
was Ben part of the first season or am I tweaking?
the indian is going to be so fucking shocked when he realizes he's actually the one that's going out
>>205052804This. It's so uncomfortable and it's always the ones that just never give up either. They can never take the hint.
>>205052858I think they both situations are based
>>205052896Jet please. Make this his new wardrobe.
>>205052896I get that you like Ian but you guys have literally built up this character that doesn't exist. He's just mauro before everyone realized he was a gay Hawaiian
>pay 1600 dollars for a season pass>cant hear anything
lmao they're all shitting on simbal again
>>205052859>chad aura>confidence gained through positive reinforcement from good looks
>>205052962people were right to say that real life doesn't evolve past high school
>>205052692mic packs, battery attatched to their pants usually.>Jet thinks if they buy better mics they won't have to hire a sound person to be on site>Doesn't realize bigger rooms make it harder for automatic leveling to happen
>>205052971kek y this nigga look so majestic
>>205052902sociopathy, look into the sssniperwolf stuff, she does the same
>>205052966I'm glad you're at least coming to the right conclusion, even if your cumbrain made it take too long
>>205052974That picture is so fucking insane dude, they absolutely need to do that
>>205052854That is a good question He’s probably a bit confused why Luke would take the fall for him but seems to have been supportive of rehabilitating Luke to the girls
Where's Burt at
this was so satisfying to watchalso he got cut out of the hulu edit lmao
>>205052917
>>205052988they justified it kek
>>205052979tweaking. he was first introduced in s2 when he made meg stand in the corner
mizzys cig earring rules. she knows how to get on sams good side
>>205052979yeah but he definitely wasn’t as big of a staple of the show
Mizzy is now justifying that wifi signal needs to go because he was instigating thingsI fucking love how this is playing out brosA Neptvnian whitepill we needed
>>205052917>Texas swimfestI’m friends with people who worked that I’ll ask around to see if anyone knows Payton
Is this why they're moving iPhone production back out of India?
>>205052979
>>205052826>mfw when i am but fat and ugly
>>205052692mic packs and they also have better mics in every room
>>205053009Nigga sleeping
>Alexis walks in one day>Anon... I'm pregnant... And it's yours...Wat do?
>despise mizzy and want her gone>also want her to stick around long enough for torture house to startalso what is production's plan to keep Luke? he didn't take the candy for some reason and is still target 1
>>205052979yeah he came in while drunk and went on long rants about his ex gf and how he misses her
>>205052924BB is live just like fishtank, most people only consume the episodes which is why it was baffling they tried halfassing the s2 episodes so hard.
>>205052767That will make her whisper more.
>>205052980They're voting for Smaack instead anon, keep up
who is the Executive Producer that was supposed to stop by last night?
>>205052987couldnt be me
>>205052987>he isn't watching for freengmi
>>205052987you could have had 4 dom sessions with B.U.R.T. but you decided to get fucked by a fat romanian and a jew
this is all just a HUGE blackpill about women and social dynamics. all you need to be is tall and attractive and you can get away with anything, and get women in the process.
>>205052980>We were promised we would be safeYeah newsflash pal- you're actually in danger Hahahahahahaha
>Simbal isn't even man enough to confront Luke and let him apologizeHAHAHAHAHA THESE BITCHES ROCK
>every single woman shit talks whoever isn't in the room at the timewhy are women like this
>>205052979>forgetting Ben sitting everyone down so he could trauma dumps and yell at themc'mon man
freezer repair sidequest
>>205052926She's the hottest for sure. But I'd still probly try to fuck mizzy because milf fetish. Alexis seems too easy.
>gay nigger ass sitting where u put your headBurn the fuckin couch
im saying it, im over burt
Serious question: is Alex just doing a Walton Goggins impression?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOQDQ1_Meeg
They're turning on the Indian again fucking lmaowhitepill moment
i wish women had the minds of dudes ngl
>s1 had the "best" house because you could hear everything>s2 had the best hellhouse>s3 has the best cast
the pan to ian sitting/laying down on the stairs right now just killed me
we eating good ian brothers
>>205053045he's here right nowthis is ian's show and the rest are just starring in it
>>205053056this but its a huge whitepill
wifi still trying to solve the puzzle of putting a rectangle drawer back in place
>>205053010Simmons = Simbal
This shit is so funny. Literally overnight they went from sleeping in a barricaded room to back on Luke's side and all hating Symbol again.
>>205053003They wouldn't even begin to believe it at first right? So then they could have Oliver show up as the first freeloader and they'd start to question, "hey is that the same dude?"
hey wise guy wheres the cheese room in this joint
"hes the biggest villain""i think his pride is hit""he instigated it"you might think these are people talking about luke, but no, it is the people who were scared of luke last night talking about signal. kek.
>>205053056nah if you're fat and ugly just be funny. I've seen fat guys pull really nice birds because he can make them laugh their asses off
>>205052986>He's just mauro before everyone realized he was a gay HawaiianMauro was a Spartan who earned his rest.
This Ian close-up is making my face feel itchy
It's insane how many awesome characters we have this season
Thanks to the Don for organising this sit down
like sewer rats
>>205053056It's so true too, society is hilarious.
Who should Luke bang?
>Alexis moves into the frame with her massive ass>stream immediately stuttersnot enough bandwidth for that woman
>I've made good on my promise Luke, now when the time comes, I'll need something from you
>>205053065so tight they would squeak when you spread them
>>205053031I am a homosexual, go away whore
>>205053059Lmfao I love that now Luke holds zero accountability in their eyes
>>205052994>mic packs, battery attatched to their pants usually.
>>205052924BB has a live feed as well
>>205052923seethe about it
>>205053078
>>205052663
>>205053024fat and ugly can be fixed, anon
>>205052813He jerked off onto Ted's sweater today after sniffing it profusely.
it’s like they’re begging luke to win
>>205052693> “Smack’s” list of made up tricks:>adjusting your hat while skating >tap dancing while skating >squatting down and grabbing your rail while skating>boardslide crabwalk comboPoser
>9 Hours later>Luke is forgivenKek truly no one gives a shit about Jeet
>>205053023bubble ben is my favorite fishtank character
>>205053031>i'm a virgin
>>205053045He's been here the whole time
>>205053072season 10 should be an all star edition in the season 1 house
Does Alex know about the vote switch yet?
>>205053079im starting to believe it
>two camera mensam about to enter the stage?
>>205053116she was doin big farts and it fucked with the camera circiuts LOL
>>205053141For me, it's blackface Ben.
>>205052924you are fucking retarded. big brother has had live feeds for every season
To mid women, even a chad-lite is a walking God.
>>205053138ted should be on the left
>>205052902mizzy is the cattiest cunt I have ever seen. she's leading all gossip.
What are the odds of Chris Kattan showing up on the show? These 30 year olds for sure knows who he is.
>>205053109look at where she put her arms and how shea leaned in. jeet dreams of moments like that. so do i but im not indian so its cooler
your 600 dollar camera paypigs!
>Simbal kissing Alex's ass after he called him a balding thief.
>>205053135it's funny and i love her for it
are mizzys earrings supposed to be cigarette butts? thats the trashiest shit ive ever seen
>>205053059kek he isn't doing anything for his case
>>205053169he's trying to redeem
Luke kinda sounds like Owen Wilson
>>205053106all of them
>>205053155meant to reply to >>205053109 oops sowwy
>>205053116That works on shows that are edited and released after the fact. Not sure how that'll work on a live show where you'd need to sync it up with the rooms in proximity.
>>205053123fucking kek we say people are effortless kino so often but ian literally puts negative effort into it and is still fucking hilarious
>>205053121gem
>>205053056they were over reacting about the pumpkins and push.
>>205053166didn't one of them mention him by name yesterday?
>>205053175yep and she doesn't even smoke.
Unironically how could cymbal have salvaged the situation? Just walk away on his own initially and cut his losses? Try to deflate the tension with humor? Or just act like nothing happened and try to push it under the rug?
>>205053175nah the trashiest thing was her flashing her pussy to 10k people
Simbal knows the tides are turning, he is in disbelief they're all cozying up to Luke already.
>>205053055you've fed, clothed and housed this disgusting babyshame on all of you
>>205053026wake dat nigga up!
yeah
>>205053183i was thinking this yesterday
>>205053056None of the guys have bare minimum social skills except for Luke and Ted
>>205052987With my Model ELIT400BTBL TCL Midnight Blue On-Ear Sound Isolating Hi-Res Wireless Headphones I purchased for a modest price of $79.99 I'm not missing a thing!
>>205053010 Why did he get pissed at simba?
>>205053010>the indian takes a step back before Luke is even halfway across the room.
they could easily gets some disgusting freeloader and claim he's some homeless wreck that they've decided to house in order to be kind and liberal and they would all buy it and pretend to love the idea. maybe frank
>>205053188dude... big brother has always had live feeds
>>205053164
>>205053126>When you take the fall but the receipts are coming
ALEX APES, WE BACK
>>205053195Could've played it off as not a huge deal
APOLOGY SCENE INCOMING
>>205053198His voice is so reserved and low, sitting away from the rest of them once again
>simbal coming in to see that luke is again the center of attentionI fucking kneel
>>205053111>>205052896Production could pull fish aside telling them Ian has done something for them, so they all start randomly owing him favors.
>>205053195he should have fought back but he folded the moment physical altercation was on the table because he has no balls
This is the Neptvnian whitepill we neededAfter all of their posturing and showboating yesterday about feeling unsafe, everyone is now crowding around Luke and fawning over him again, laughing about the insults he threw at them, justiifying his push of the indian, accepting his apologies and understanding his side of the storyMeanwhile the jeet is off by himself with no one comforting himDamn it feels good to be WhiteNo matter what people say and posture, they will ALWAYS like Whites the most and side with them when put up against the other racesJet has fucking outdone himself
What happened to Zipp? Did they give up on dropshipping their carbonated water slop already?
>>205053203THAT'S GOOD SLEEPIN'
>>205053203Shit. Damn.
>>205053104this is the type of situation they've attempted to force in previous seasons. with these fish it happens on its own.
Earrings? Damn. Shits crazy, man
>>205053164>>20505316824/7 focus on her mouth for a lip-readeri like it
>>205053109It stutters every 3 seconds. dogshit stream.
>>205053195"Someone has been waking on the bed but on the wrong side!"
>>205053195he should've started saying "sir" louder and louder
>>205053198Last night they barricaded themselves in a room in fear. Today they act like nothing happens.
So basically Luke is Cole of this season and Burt is Shinji?
>paytroons: yeah i simp for a transgender but its okay because shes content. unlike the other simps who are pathetic because they simp girls for their looks, i simp but because shes content visit kiwifarms to read all my opinions on how to make fishtank more content friendly, okay you fucking chudcel? look! payton update she just moved her leg 0.3cm!!!!>Donald Trump: We are going to blow your head off with a shotgun nigger
>>205053196BEAT
No mama WE made it!
>>205053195go back immediately to room 3
>>205053253lmfao
>>205053247Jet and Sam finally realize that Big Brother is simply a more engaging concept than hellhouse
>>205053241pure, unfiltered neptunian cinema
This wont be the last sit down The Don organises
simple finna going to moan in the confessional
incredible how quickly they jumped back to luke
If Jet is awake he must be fucking howling at how this is all unfolding and his plant is actually safe
jeet in the confessional yeeeeet
>>205053195Not be Indian
wifi about to vent
Jeet copefessional incoming
>>205053055Just compare the aesthetics of this season with season twoThis season almost looks like something you could show your normie friends, S2 was like a snuff film
seething in confessional
wifi in the confessional
>PAJEET MAD IN CONFESSIONAL KEK
JEET CONFESSIONAL AFTER SADLY SITTING ON THE COUCH FOR 2 MINUTES REALIZING HE LOST HAHAHAHAHA
>>205052988>simbal>not Slimeball
>>205053273Did the accent transfer through the text in the proper way?
FUCKING KEK JEET COMPLAINING ABOUT BEING "ATTACKED"
>>205053277>still whining
JEET IS SUFFERING
Need stinky Smaack pusy
>>205053195What was the reason he was kicked out by Luke in the first place
>>205052652payton lesbo mom energy
JEET BITCH. HE'S SUCH A FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHA
Jeet still crying LMAO
>>205053218woke him up like 3 times asking about their fucking candy and they kept turning the lights on at 2am. Let chad Luke get his sleep.
>i got attacked twice in 2 day>no sane person likes to be abused or attacked
The jeet is saying he got attacked TWICE!?!?!??!?!!?WTF is he talking about
Small Male Contestant has been spotted in the confessional.
>>205053295>>205053296the CR
>>205052924
Can someone give me a qrd on this morning? I understand Ian is lording over everyone as king and binx has runny diarrhea?
>>205053302absolutely, great post anon
>>205053135What happened to you to blacken your heart like this? Let the girl have fun
>>205053282I had no idea how normies felt about Indians until now...
>>205053268it do be like that tho
>>205053290post updates i'm poor and don't have season pass
>HE REDEEMED?
Get the fuck in here Alex Apest.me/AlexApers
>>205053268the gem that saved /ftl/
>>205053290>claiming he was "harmed"what a fucking victim
>>205053308Being indian
>>205053109luke wants to gtfo from these hags
>>205053292like some dark web torture show
WHY DO DEY ALL HATE ME SAAR? I HAVE BEEN BLOODY ATTACKED!
>>205053312 But the girls did that not Simba? Why attack Simba?
>>205053314He is also claiming that he was physically harmed!
>>205053324https://ppv.land/ftgo watch lol
jeet said he didn't attack back because he was scared to get eliminated hahahaha
they should make simball apologize for touching all the women in the house
>>205053241I mean he's also just the best looking, tallest, and most social guy in the house who's also jacked.
>Simbal seething that women didn't physically defend himLMAOOOOOOO
>>205053237That's pretty funny
>>205053324pee pee vee dot land slash eff tee
>>205053290Outsmarted, outclassed
Jeet seething. He's going to be the victim to try and win people back.
ATTACKED>ATTACKEDATTACKED>ATTACKEDATTACKED>ATTACKEDATTACKED>ATTACKED>HOW CAN HE ATTACK SIR HOW CAN HE ATTACK
i know its early days but jet, I kneelevery season has been great in its own way, its not easy to keep the same premise interesting every time
>WHY DID THE WOMEN NOT DEFEND ME SAAARS
>>205053274S4 will actually just be a reality show
i would post anal taking her panties off on big brother live feeds but i dont want to get banned
PLEASE SIRR PLEASE DEFEND
>>205053317post tiff. i lost my bb folder.
Has anyone in the house acknowledged the jeet was missing in the edit
>they're all fuckin bitchessays the BITCH>i was expecting a man to defend me >he redeemed the pumpkins saar
>>205053352ITS OVER
>>205053268she's a faggot
Simbal wants the men to defend him from Luke.
HOW CAN HE SLAP
"i was expecting some MEN to defend me"jeet admits hes not a man lololol
>>205053359kek
>>205053126Even he can't fucking believe this is happening lmao Luke is so fucking based
>signal thinks other men should stand up for him
>jeet saying the others are bitches for not physically defending himHOLY FUCK LMAO
>>205053352"I was expecting that some men would protect me! I didn't even know he smashed pumpkins AND SUCH." Dude you're a man!
>>205053085Alex bent the fuck out of it.
Please defend me, women and gay men, waaaah
Burt just spitting in the sink without running the water, he's such a NASTY dude
>>205053195it was a self-defense situation and the jeet could have retaliated with much more severe violence and get away with it.but he didnt. he let luke push him around and stayed in his room like a bitch.when luke noticed the jeet wasnt going to retaliate he realised he won and thats why he smiled.
>why am i being picked onKEK
>>205053116>*USUALLY*
>>205052790Her Mexican accent keeps coming out every time she gets a little bit emotional
Psychotic breakdown...
>>205053290STRONG CONTENDAAR
>>205053360i'm starting to think jet might have a higher iq than burt. pure genius.
>>205052663holy fuck im cumming
>>205053342idk but its funny as fuck
>>205053359LMAO
>>205053359lmao
They need to have luka ask him RIGHT NOW why he's been touching all the women in the house
>>205053126luke is the true mastermind
>He definitely had a psychotic breakdown>Why am I getting picked onIt's so over indiabros
>i clearly told luke to send me the code on the google store gift card but instead he redeemed it
>>205053401shes a miami cubano
imagine if simbol can endure this dogpile from cast and production and have a redemption arcwould you support him?
>they know I'm a strong contender deep down.
To be fair, he has a good attitude about it>Luke is psychotic, I'm a strong contender, I'm le stoikeOh nevermind fuck this retard
>>205053241You DONT look like luke chud
BINX LOVES POWY!
>psychotic breakdownholy fuck
>>205053416they need to wait until everybody is around before asking him that
>>205053372
Holy kek, ahahaha Smaller Male thinks anyone fears him
>gets mildly pushed out of a room for being obnoxiousYou're definitely having a psychotic breakdown.
>>205053359saved
he said we was assaulted twice already. when was the other time?
>PSYCHOTIC BREAKDOWN
>>205053439>this is america>how can he touch??
>>205053359>he tried to awoid me
Signal should have graciously accepted Luke's apology when he had the chance.
>>205053436based FBT poster
>>205053448He is just counting the time Luke took a hold of him
>HE ATTACKED ME!
>>205053439kino
>>205053448When Alex called him "sweet pea"
>>205053135>>boardslide crabwalk comboThat one at least takes some balance. Coping is slippery as fuck. I'm surprised she didn't crack her spine on the coping.
>>205053451okay but like this is so fucked up
>>205053427which is funny because they do actually think that
>>205053274i wouldn't be watching this if i didn't know they were gonna start fucking with them down the line. TTS will elevate it, even if it's tuned down a little. also i do like the 'scripted' scenes that they do.
>>205053396HES AFRICAN
>>205053426>would you support him? depends, maybe. We have to see how they all react to the big reveal and TTS.
>>205053400oh yeah i wasnt trying to correct you. just offering a glimpse of what goes on with their mic packs. that one nubian princess threw hers in the pool
>>205053448second time was when bloody bitch didn't fuck him after he hug her so graciously fucking bitch
>>205053451senseless acts of pumpkin violence
H I G H T E C H
>>205053433She keeps getting better
>>205053433CSMid
>He closed the bathroom door and just sat in there, very suspiciousHoly shit the memes are real, he doesn't understand what a toilet is
>>205052762I'm having a good time desu
Simbal crying by himself in the confessional whilst the rest of the house chills in the den with Luke, lmao
the laughter in the background as he cries on the confessional, just perfect.
>>205053448this lil indian from the slums really be brewing up some lawsuits
>>205053458Exactly! He was only ignoring him for legal reasons so he can claim that he was never ok with it.
>>205053466Thats considered an attack everywhere
>>205053342wifi was sideways and unfriendly with him since the start so luke is annoyed with him, frankly the jeet just orbits women
BURN AND DIE
>>205053152Getting an edit ready to expose Alexis and La'Sneed.
>>205053474symbol shouldve smacked that foot in his face
>>205053474>that clip of Binx saying simbol should go backthe next hulu trailer can't come fast enough kek
>they're already on the karma list>last name is KarmaYOU CAN'T WRITE THIS SHIT
>>205053492Truly peak Neptunian.
He sounds like he's about to cry
>pajeet bringing out karmic retribution
>signal wants to see luke burn and die
>they're on the karma listfucking lmao who speaks like this. fuck india
>>205053195If he wasn't stupid, he'd realize that Sam introced him on day 1 with>"AND STRAIGHT FROM THE CALL CENTER, LET'S MEET SIMBOL!"and know that no reality show host would ever say that, instantly realize it's a fake show, and fight Luke to fuck up their whole scheme
>>205053459
HOW CAN HE DEATH THREAT??
YOU'VE DUG UR OWN GRAVESI CANT WAIT TO SEE YOUBURN AND DIE
THEY MUST BURN AND DIE SIR BURN AND DIE
>>205053499>HOW CAN HE TOUCH? SAAR THIS IS AMERICA I HAVE RIGHTS
>>205053466Luke took things too far, but seeing their overreaction and shocked faces is so fucking funny
>>205053475i love king ian
>I just want to see them burn and dieWhat a kind soul. Indians are definitely worthy of being on our earth.
You are on the korma list, saars
I'm excited for when they show "episode 2" and include nothing about jeet
Do leftist “men” actually prefer to be an embarrassing weakling like Ted over being a racist chud like Luke? How can one cope with the constant humiliation?
>>205053474>you have to go back
YOU BLOODY PICKED THE WRONG PERSON
>>205053474
>I cannot wait to see you burn in die>in minecraft
>>205053510Showing "Hulu clips" at various intervals is one of the best ideas they have ever had.
Next hulu trailer needs to heavily feature Ian
isnt it so hilarious jeet started out trying to be non confrontational and not so serious and know he is hated by nonchud and chuds, completely bitchmade and only seethes and shit talks when no ones around
>BURN AND DIE..... IN MINECRAFT
i need saar to stay until tts
>>205053504....IN THE GAME
burn and die... in the game XD
BURN AND DIE IN GAME
>>205053512Cope rezebab
BURN AND DIE YOU BLOODY BASTARDS
>>205053537that's called a menu at an indian restaurant
>burn and dieLuke is the one having a psychotic break btw
>>205053551
>>205053426yes, then I would forget about it 6 hours later
>>205053492>>205053458your value in the group is as high as women see it, his stacks hit the bottom
how long until simbal pulls the race card?
FLUSH THE POO>FLUSH THE POOFLUSH THE POO>FLUSH THE POOFLUSH THE POO>FLUSH THE POO
Jeet is SEETHING
>they definitely fear meholy fucking kek
HE IS SEEEEEEEETHIIIIIING
>They're picking on me because they fear me, they know I'm a strong contenderThey're picking on you because your small weird and brown lmao
>>205053547Two minute clip and then they gaslight themselves over the next 12 hours.
>>205052674>doesn't test it>it will just work! Jet is retarded
>>205053466"you're not that guy, pal. you're not that guy"
the weak are truly fearing the strong, that’s what this is all about
>>205053520it's his last name too lmao
These last 3 days have completely made up for how fucking awful S2 was. I kneel, Jet.PLEASE never cast fans ever again.
>>205053544I don't remember this aphorism from Marcus Aurelius
DO NOT FLUSH THE POO... YET
>a lot of people unconsciously have a fear
>>205053522do you have the one of tiff just being a crying mess in the bumper car room, or whatever the have-not room was that year?
>>205053522I miss tiff
kino time
>My third victim???
The weak must fear the strong
>>205053548It needs to feature Jeet as the main character so we can see him become completely full of himself like when he was "directing" yesterday.
>third victim would be.... smack
>alot of people subconciously fear me>some people think I'm a mole>smaak will be my turd victimOh I'm kekin
Burt is always looking strung out
I just looked up Luke's history.So he's just Sam Hyde Jr?>Artistic talent, not A1, but way better than average>Tried to make it in the TV business, didn't last long over a need to be edgy still>Passingly normal on the outside (just link pre-PGL/Markypost era sam)>Great liar, manipulator>Dumb women thirst over him, but normal women find him extremely offputtingHe's literally grooming his successor, in front of Jet lol
>>205053543nice
>>205053571already has
>simbal says he wants smaack out as soon as she opens the doorHOLY FUCK KEK
are they gonna be doing an intervention between wifi and luke lol
>>205053499If roles were reversed everyone here would be losing their shit. But in reality if Simbal were white Luke probably wouldn't have touched him in the first place
>I need the white males out of the housewhat did Wifi Signal mean by this
>>205053595TrueThe darker the skin the more subconsciously repulsed people are
>>205053542do american jeets use british slang though?
>>205053582Exactly, it's self-producing content. Actually not sure if any other reality show has ever done this.
>>205053475these threads would be nothing without aficianados
ok /ftl/... I got good new and I got bad news, Which do you want first?
>>205053577Well he isnt exactly wrong...
>>205053608Did she hear him
>they fear meKWAB
>>205053510>he's still completely cut out of the edit
kek what a bitch
SAAR I DO NOT HEAR WORDS FROM THIS DEMON
>>205053620Shut up Indian.
>>205053612don’t compare them
>>205053499In Indian business culture, it's common practice for bosses/managers to sexually assault their subordinates and gang rapes are common.
sex with smaack
>As long as he doesn't talk to meMY FUCKING SIDES. WHAT A FUCKING BITCH.
>pajeet going to rape smaack when hes done with whitey
>>205053326How can he touch...?
>>205053623>americanhe has a clear accent, also it's not british slang as much as it's indian english, the sir thing is the same, they're just taught to speak it differently
>>205053612Sam has zero artistic talent
LMAO THIS FUCKING JEETSO BITCH MADE LMAOOOOOO>i won't talk to you directly saar benchod bloody
>>205053628spit it out nigga
Jeet is such a bitchLiterally acting like a little girl
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO LUKE DIRECTLY HOLY SHITTHIS IS FUCKING PATHETIC DUDETHAT IS ABSOLUTELY THE WORST PLAY
>>205053628good
>jet waited 3 days to start the therapy sessionsBRAVO JET
>jeet about to be shown that everybody already forgives him
WHY DID LUKE SAY HE WAS THE ONE WHO TOOK THE CANDY?????
>struggle session
>>205053571Already has, multiple times. He even used that to justify the fact that he wasn't in the trailer they showed
>>205052689Did Andrew ever deliver the burrito for Sam?
>>205053664He is SEETHING
>>205053499I wouldn't call it a "physical assault" though.
>>205053612Even in his youth Sam was never handsome tho
luke said he stole mizzy's candy??? why??
I want to kill smacks. I AM LIKE SO LE TRIGGERED
>>205053668hes literally the most pathetic guy ive ever seen
>>205053680fuck knows, 4d chess
>>205053596>>205053599i dont think so just the DR one on the couch
>triggering
>>205053680perhaps the plant?
It was obviously gonna happen because just look at Luke but it really is insane that they are more off put by Symbol in this situation
>we're not justifying his actions, we just don't give a shitGoranian
this is so gay
>>205053697He is SEETHING
>Ted blocking the shot of IanOUT
>>205053680confuse your enemy
>ANOTHER grou[ therapy sessiongoranian
THIS IS SO FUCKING GAYI HATE WOMEN I HATE WOMENI HATE WOMEN I HATE WOMENI HATE WOMEN I HATE WOMEN
>>205053680so he can be a hero martyr when it's revealed that alexis and laron actually took it
Longhousetank
>>205053675The contestants formed their own therapy session kek. Normies go figure
>They're back on Luke's side so they can resume flushing the pooLmao
>>2050536804d chess to get on the good side of whoever actually took it. they were already mad at him
>>205053668I'd lose all my respect for him instantly, even if he was white. This bitch move will backfire significantly if Luke continues to play it right.
>>205053711where's G
>>205053680>>205053692He couldn't figure out a way to say that he found it or something like that. The craziest thing is that neither Laron nor Alexis said anything about it yet. Surely they should be shocked right?
i'm so glad i'm not indian
>>205053663>>205053670ok: Good news: I can watch Fish tank on halloween!Bad news: I got the coof and a Halloween party I've been planning to host for a month now got cancelled because of that, GF even baked a cake already...Well, at least we got tons of snacks and cake now.
>your violent outbursts are very triggering.. they're very scary. we'd all like you to take steps to stop themsmaack stock cratering
based sneed
>>205052693Kill all posers, especially Smaack.
>gentle shove >VIOLENT OUTBURST
>>205053648I'm probably whiter than you
Smaack may be my most hated fish ever
>>205053648He's right you know. I hate poos as much as the next person, but the Simbal A-Logging is getting tiresome
>>205053725my beautiful frog gf
>>205053680laron and alexis love him now, he totally shouldered what they did and fully took blame for everything. admitting to it and apologizing for it all is genius level play
>>205053612luke is the son sam always wanted
>>205053737Whiter than you mohammad.
>we are adultsyou could've fooled me, mizzy
>>205053680they now owe him for taking the blame
Did Luke take the fall for stealing Mizzys candy, cuz Jet told him? Why else would he admit to that?
>>205053680Taking the fall for Alexis and Sneed will confuse and throw them off
I hate every contestant on S3. they all fucking suck
>>205053732I want to nutt in her tight liberal pussy while she wears those flared pants
>>205053742jeet is
Anyone have the clip from S2 of Jimmy yelling nigger multiple times while seig heiling? I think Tay was doing it too for immunity or something.
>Sneed taking the heat off my man LukeWarming up to sweet boy ngl
>>205053702No it's not, racism aside Simbal is a weird loser bitch
>>205053680genius play
>>205053732I really hope she dies on the show somehow so I can watch it
>>205053719Actually genius, this hinges on production being competent though, so of course that's not going to happen.
>>205053737SAAR I AM BRAHMIN ARYAN SAAR
>>205053742not even close kek
Need Sam to bust through the door rn HA HA HAAAAA HAAAAA
>>205053732fuck that attitude
>>205053759sounds like a you issue, it's the best cast by a mile
>>205053660wrong, he's literally an artist and began drawing before going into comedy, he was studying engineering drafting or something before becoming a film major
jet please make someone do a confessional where they say 'simbal you're about to get flushed!'
Luke.. what have you done. You removed someone from the room, Luke. That guy that none of us like, you made him leave, Luke! How could you, Luke! Luke! I'll never forgive you!
>>205053767Dude last night the girls barricaded themselves in their room
>>205053680alexis and sneed are on his side now, and ian, alex and burt wont vote him out. he is basically safe now. 4d chess.
>>205053759It's a good cast.
>Smaackfags finally see how retarded she isKino. You guys are blinded by her decent ass, she's retarded and evil, hate and death incarnate.
Aren't Lebron and Alexis suspicious that Luke took the blame for stealing the candy?
>>205053786>'simbal you're about to get flushed!'KEEEEEK
smaACK stocks crashing
wow mizzy can actually be loud it would be nice if you could DO THAT ALWAYS
>>205053692chess move play
I want the Hulu clip for the next episode to be only about the candy and no footage of the jeet, and them edit in the reason all the girls barricaded themselves in the one room was because they were scared someone was going to steal their candy.
>>205053786wouldn't work. jeet doesnt know what a toilet is
>>205053749This. He made 2 hard alliances and the only person who’s mad will be out soon.
>>205053753she is wearing cat ears and holding a pinata
>>205053620You guys need to go outside and meet some real people, I promise you the majority population does not hate indians
THESE BITCHES ARE SO CATTY LMAOOO
>>205053660He doesn't show it, but he's been an art fag since the beginning
>>205053699kino. i'll stop shitting up the ftl threads now but that season was a nonstop kino machine. every character, every night.
I really want to know what Alexis and La'Ron are thinking right now
>>205053782Yeah I know, look up some of his "drawings" they're hilarious
>>205053742Same, I hate her more than I hate Jimmy.
smaack sounding like the breakup SFX right now
>>205053803They're too dumb to realize this is some kind of playThey think they're just in the clear
>>205053765Because Luke admitted to Sweet Boy that he stole the candy that Sweet Boy and Ratchet Nurse actually stole from Mixxy
new >>205053827>>205053827>>205053827
>>205053800Yeah shes dumb, but I still like her :)
why the fuck did luke say he took the candy. thats retarded.
>>205053466After finally seeing this, all I have to say is based.
>>205053732>we'd all like you to take steps to stop themAnger management yard bit like someone suggested earlier
>>205053772yeah but I keep posting it to manifest it
>>205053755because he didnt care if he was eliminated. turns out taking the blame was good for luke because it was respectable that he owned up to it and all the girls love him
>>205053731have a cozy halloween bro sorry about the party
Why is Luke taking the fall for the candy?
>>205053735yeah he even gave him a goodnight kiss and all
>>205053759Nah, S3 cast is already far better, than S2 cast
>>205053737>t. WiFi signal
>>205053779>Luke, Burt, Jimmy 2.0, 3 mauros and 6 sylviasHi jet!
>>205053800I wanna fuck her though
sam, jet, ben… i see the vision
>>205053810kek
>>205053731The coof isn't real nigga you got a cold. Have your party and give them all your cold, don't be gay.
>>205053759filtered
>>205053680legitimately a 1000 IQ 4d chess playbrilliant move
>>205053848Buys him some good will with Alexis and Sneed, it's honestly genius.
>>205053816>SAAR IM AM TO PROMISING YOU INDIA LOVED!!!!!!Kill yourself Ranjesh
>>205053820lmao you cant shit up a thread this shitty
>>205053759yeah wtf was jet thinking casting a bunch of normal people who thought they were going on a regular reality show. so stupid
>>205053848He can probably use it as leverage against Alexis and La'Ron.
>>205053848he wants to sleep tonight
Holy shit white boi is killing it rn
>>205053732Bitch ain't even gonna be here by next week, fuck outta here
>>205053812but he's not in india anymore. kind of like a "welcome to the west. here we flush shit"
>>205053803They definitely have no idea why he's doing it but I doubt they can think even one step further than that
Luke is good at cuck RP.
>>205053759that's exactly why its a good castwe finally get the hellhouse they all deserve
JEET IS SEETHING!!!!
>>205053847thanks mate. We might just do it in a week or two but getting 20+ people to schedule was hard enough with a month of planning so I'm afraid the turnup will be much lower.
>>205053877who is sneed
>>205053856now imagine 6 more “hog roasts” once tts is enabled
>>205053816Everyone hates Indians, they fucking smell and are annoying to listen to.
>>205052790God I want to suck the tip of her nose...
smack is so annoying
>>205053094cope, that's like saying indians are alpha or that interracial couples are common because you saw these things in movies. fatsos have nothing IRL
>>205053759no shit, that's why s3 is already blowing s1 and s2 out of the water
>>205053737>WhiterYou either are or you aren't.
>>205053742nice try abi
>>205053880I'm white and not a fan of jeets but you retards are like broken records
>>205053876>>205053877this, the reveal is gonna be one of the most kino moments ever
>>205053816meet some real indians saar
>fat nurse and gaynigga are too stupid to understand why Ted is doing this
how many wet patches are on the couch
>you're a big dude of course you're scaring the little indian boySimbal humiliation ritual
>you made me cry dudefuck off ted
Ted is a faggot and a pedophile.
>we get therapy session this season without production having to even lift a finger
Ted is such a disgusting faggot
Ted really needs to correct himself or die
sex pest ted
i hope they see how rapey ted is now that their pussys are open again
I want to see Sam personally single this guy out and make his life hell.
so after this luke is gonna be a wigger artist guy?
>>205052979S1 Ben improv was great, he would just walk into a room and drop random lore that wasn't even real
>>205054019when he was talking about makeup brands and kids show animators of a decade I clocked his chomo ass
>>205054045>last season: donate to a narrative poll if you want a therapy session >this season: therapy sessions are on the house
Ted is a fucking freak.
>>205054131He's the new and upgraded version of Hassle
>>205053816I'm in Jeet central (California) - there are chill ones and there are the fob jeets that even the Americanized ones hate, it's a mixed bag like alwaysLuke is great and also white but so are Alexis (ratchet) and Ted (pussy)
TOTAL JEET HUMILIATION
They're all turning it back on the Indian now lmao
White boy pushes the Jeet yet it's still his fault
>>205053970I can't count how many Brazilians have been in these threads who genuinely believe they're the vanguard of the Aryan race
>>205053526very stoic saar
>>205053816I've not met a single person in my life that genuinely likes Indians
lmao the luke apology tour was only a prelude to the saar struggle session
>IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU GOT SHOVED, JEET!Fuck this show.
THE WEST IS SAVED
>>205054257Seethe saar
>>205053816The population is getting more & more racists towards indians and that's a good thing
>>205052987Volume Master, crank thar shit to 600% with Speech Boost on.Then pray jet doesn't hit you with a global mission or you die. I am writing this from beyond the grave.
This fucking Jeet is going to seethe for eternity over this. He will never forget this moment.
Is Sam gonna show up?
>Fishtank JEETS seething ITTLOLOLOLOLO Jet is official cool now, fishtank is soooo le back
>>205054305and that's a good thing!
>>205054311no needlukes in charge here
Binx shut up you walled whore
These hoes need to stop.
>>205054321they will finally stop calling him Goran. We saved Fishtank!!!1
Simbal was asking for it
only female voice i recognize is smack's because she does this annoying uptalk all the time?
>>205053732we need frank hassle to come to the house URGENTLY
This is boring they need to do something else.
>>205054257 He's indian and it's funny but to be real for a moment it's genuinely fucked up how they try to deflect and antagonize the "victim" or whatever. These people are evil
they should instruct simba that he needs to apologize to luke
>>205054494this. we need some pure, sadistic fishtank kino. i get that it's important for establishing social dynamics and whatnot but early game fishtank is always boring
>>205054612nah, let him dig his own grave
>you're so sweet...she said to the big, brolic, paranoid schizophrenic rapist
>>205053735Nice oxymoron you fucking retard. If you are gonna be racist the racist you can do is own it.
did they forget about simbal stealing candy?
>>205054989he doesn't know their candy!
>>205053482lol
>>205054714show is funnier if he is around. will be much better to vote out a dud
who are confirmed candy theives and who didn't admit it when Mizzy was asking"?
>>205055524signal
>>205055524gay nigger
>>205055524alexis and prince ron stole mizzy's lol
wifi is going to kill himself after this
>>205055887hopefully during. with whatever room has the best audio feed. want to hurt the jeet gurgles
