Sucking Luke edition/ftl/ News• Luke verbally confirmed as a plant by Jet, knows where the candy is hidden• Sneed stole Mizzy's candy, she freaked out and woke the whole house up• Luke smashed the pumpkins and shoved Simbal, now they want him gone• Alex was previously arrested on a heroin charge and is 37• Binx skipped her mom's funeral to be on the show• Burt has been jerking it on the regular• Famous House Episode 1 Live on HULU• Simbal is at the bottom of the totem pole• Elimination challenge: Person with the most candy has immunity, then a vote will take place• Winner becomes Jeremy Gold's protégé and gets $50k!!!• Ian is disappointed that Paintin' doesn't smoke weed• Luke apologized and everyone loves him except WiFi Signal>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08 (embed)>fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Socialshttps://twitter.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj (embed)>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE (embed)>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205063400
Neptunian Chemo
>is it cool if he rocks that leather jacket for the rest of the night?>WHAT?
And though i might leave and my clothes with me, my smell will linger on for long after this show has ended
jacket cucked
>>205064929kek
>simbal you wrote that?
did anyone else shed a tear as a viewer?
alex is so out of it
mizzy cried
>Actually symbal we need one more take
Alex jacket cucked
>I know you've got multiple leather jackets.l o l
>>205064940lmfao alex not happy with that
I know you have multiple letter jackets
This is becoming Lynchian
I can't believe that just happened
Is Luke natty?
TYB
THE DARK JEET RISES
alex digging through the jacket to make sure he didnt leave any meth in there
MY JACKET NOW SAAR
>>205064952Vance died
>they actually expect them to believe a Hulu show is being produced by a team of like four peoplethey need random ass production assistants to show up on a daily basis talking about random production bullshit to keep up the facade..
why did sam have to sit next to binx
>>205064929hiding tears from the cams, smart.
>all the normie roasties absolutely stun locked and have no idea what's going on or how to react to itthis is so fucking good
the jacket is going to be a big deal later
"did you write that?" god they're dumb
Has Burt changed his shirt even once lol?
>Sam enters the Clairetank>I'm bored to tears by boring slopEvery. Single. Time.
I came in during the middle and I don’t get it. Why is everyone saying they will think this is a joke on them
>alex had to get the drugs out of the jacket before giving it back to symbal
>>205064952Mizzy wept
>>205064952Normies are so fake it's unreal.
how do actiros IRL cry on command though?
>Alex horrified the jeet has to wear his jacket for the rest of the night
>>205065001it's the key to all this
>>205064932what else did she show today
>Not dyslexic at all!high praise
>HERE I STAND>AN AUTIST
>>205064952i want to kiss her on the mouth
>they have to know it's bullshit now!!!>everyone claps at the wrapkek
>You're not dyslexic at all!
if you pay for the pass do streams on the site work
>>205064935Kek
>Alex freaking out about getting jeet stank on his jacket
>>205064977He has like the most natty body ever.
>>205064973Maybe Jet reincarnated as Lynch?
>>205064973Neptunian art is lynchian art through filter of a pizza delivery driver high school dropout
>fuckin rajeev man
>>205065022He'll have to burn it, he can never get the curry smell out of it
What just happened? I took a nap and the jeet was yelling the whole time.
he was reading a paper in all the shots. who is going to believe they are gonna air it?
>>205065025it's going to cause a nuclear meltdown
>>205065031Memorize this if you're an autist guy
>>205064952>how everyone actually feels
>>205064977its a pushup bra you virgin
>Giving the jeet the jacket
>>205064952>why didnt they give me the important speech?
"the flubs werent even noticeable at all"ted is hilarious and its never intentional
>>205064989they are not that smart
>>205064977100%burt might be, too, honestly.
fucking kek
>So you see the Horus Heresy was started by Horus against his father, the Emperor. Now the Emperor, he was born in Anatolia 50.000 years ago and the took over Terra during the Age of Strife, now the Age of Strife happened wh
>>205065035This is who votes for Presidents, keep that in mind.
>>205065046She has one of THOSE faces.
>camera not facing a direction where you can see the fish's facesa truly goranian bit
>>205065031>If candy is to be my downfall... God, I fucking hope it's sweet.
>>205065046omg
ian face reveal(true)
>was the drama worth it for the fame>but we signed up for itthey're justifying their faustian pacts in real time
Is this actually Luke's art? Saw on Twitter
>>205065017they told her to cry but yes
>>205064905kek, that OP image. My cousin started watching just because she thinks Luke's hot.
>>205065012Production took jeet aside and handed him a completely retarded script to read - pages long then had him practice and deliver it to the rest. They were instructed not to laugh and to be serious. They listened and were then told to do takes for the camera where they acted emotional. I'm not sure I get the joke here
LOL Alexis is doing text analysis now
>omg this is boring i can't wait for le epic tts hellhouse!!!just keep scrolling on titktok instead.
>>205065079imagining my worst alcohol withdrawals and puttin myself in his shoes right now and holy fuck what a nightmare
>>205065049>Benito Snoozlolini
IMAGE SPAAAAM
I need the video of this now
>>205065086Looks fine on the director cam
>>205065094AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>205065094
COMPUTER
>>205065061fucking kek
>"I'm crying I'm starting to cry if you wanna like, get it on camera"
payton is perfect for throated and facialabuse
>>205065082>ew like, you like that black library fanfiction? ick... we should see other people
>>205065018"The Method" is when actors think back to a time they were profoundly sad or hurt and try to enter that mindset. It's literally like what Sam told Mizzy to do lol. That's typically how it's done.
Burt is gross, said he fucked some guy from grindr in the airport toilet before the show.aids test?
>>205065073>>205065046Shes seriously too pretty for this slop. Her agent fucked up hard
>>205065073gears trying really hard to turn in there.
alexis is trying to discern the meaning of the speech. they were really honestly listening... what the fuck....NEPTUNIAN
None of them detect they are the butt of the joke.Perfect
>>205065071How did no one say, "Ted don't be rude!"??
>>205065046>>205065073eyedrops
What has happened since Luke yeeted the Jeet last night?Pls respond saars
hi im computer signal rocks
>>205065097Yeah. Splatterbrain is a good read. Good day too.
Ah! The paradox! A baby jirl refuses to show bobs to he who asks, but will show vagene to he who ignores! Ghandi speaks of this.
I actually do not want the TTS. There is also a risk it might ruin the secret.
>>205065097yeah pretty good
>>205065141burt just figured it out
>>205065117Holy shit that's epic
>>205065103How can you explain the entire joke and still not get it?
>>205065117KEK
>>205065103Yea desu this seems just like a worse fire keeper burt
>>205065008>the fag posting the stock photos of people crying was a Clairefagevery time
oh my god mizzy you fuckin moron
>>205064905These schemes seem so much higher higher iq than last seasons it’s hard to believe it’s mostly the same people
>>205065084Well aware.
>>205065144because he meant it looool, he was so sincere. i don't think he realized what it actually implied.
>>205065097he's really good
Did they know he would pronounce "artist" as "autist"?
>>205065071I have a strong feeling the Ted plant rumor is true. He constantly shits on everyone in minor ways.
>Simbal was not in the episode 1 teaserFalse.
>>205065157He just wants to jerk off
>>205065151change it to TEDx for added realism
>>205065135He also fucked an 82 year old for $400 that just called him a nigger the entire time.
>>205065170Ben's vs Jet's iq
>>205064946Burts sleep potion fucked Alex’s energy up today.A. He should be back to normal tomorrow B. He takes another burt sleep potion and we have a low energy Alex for holloween night :(
>>205065170Sam probably finished editing MDE2
>>205065136he's getting fired
>>205065170Whippet withdrawals will soon set in
>>205065151FUCKING KEK
>>205065157explain.
>burt penis
must be so fun to be luke
>>205065186>Look Gary, there I am
stunlocked
>>205065190Based old faggot
How long should they wait to turn on TTS?
>>205065194>MDE2retarded nu-fan
>>205065117According to the discord they're from they deleted the video because they made giggle noises like little girls and felt embarrassed
>>205065186>Sar we made it! Redeem that, Sar WE made it!
>>205065184been saying i dont really buy his whole bit. he instantly gave me that kinda untrustable vibe and baybee i aint eva wrong!
>>205065186Actual retard, proud of yourself?
>all the fish see this as normal>mizzy says its weirdi love mizzy
Burt just took a piss with the door open and a banana in his hand. What the fuck dude
>>205064946Melatonin and probably Diphenhydramine
>>205065209
>>205065157Burt might actually be 160 IQ or maybe its just his schizo superpowers. He's figured so many things out so far but just can't put it together/get it quite right.
>>205065054My guess is they had him read Sam Hyde's Ted Talk speech. I don't know why. I was having a nap and the jeet woke me up with his yelling too though.
>>205065170it's jan/xavier writing this season, he's responsible for a lot of classic MDE stuff so it makes sense this is a step above the first two seasons
>>205065227Lost media
>>205065129>>205065129
>Mizzy talking about how deep the speech is and convincing the others of itHoly shit kind of think they need to keep her around so she can explain how these retarded bits matter
>>205065237you could see his dick in the reflection>>205065209
>>205065194sam doesn't edit and it's called world peace 2, also it's not called world peace 2 lol
lets all love josie
Can i PLEASE get QRD on what's happened since last night?
S3 cast feels like the cast you see in a slasher movie.
>>205065217they know something is up.
>>205065135>Burt is grossNo shit....>>205065209You could always just check his twitter/x account if you are hungry for his dick, anon.
>>205065240if luke has fun its a W
>all these brainlets trying to find meaning in an xavier/chatgpt troll script
>>205065217It's more fun to watch payton get more and more weirded out about what's going on and slowly putting the pieces together than seeing the other retards just going along with it.
Burt is breaking
>>205065252how do you know he's writing?
>>205065220at least another week
What's going on I haven't watched since they held court in the longhouse
>laron calling it iconici thought they were making it too weird, too fast, but holy shit the retards are falling for it
now what
>>205065263greg farted
what's going through their minds?
the fuck is burt up to
>>205065146all the girls orbited to luke in the morning and saar is now being dogpiled by everyone for provoking luke's aggressive response. saar complaining in confessionals how he almost died and the girls didn't defend him
>they are ending episode 2 with that brokek
>>205065263bit of Ian kino, and Mizzy hating bad on Spank
alex's brain is about to figure it all out but be just slightly off once again
>scene ends >smacks wants to talk about burt fucking some faggot in the ass on an airplane againwhy do people like this bitch?
>they know how to end episode 2? that means there's a lot more than 10 episodes!alex's way of trying to figure this all out is so fucking funny to me
>>205065263fish all switched from hating luke to jeet again, so back to basic
when does computer show up
>>205065262I love Josie already.
send in some froggirls , jet!
>>205065103It’s all to pump the jeet up after that near walk out last night while also completely humiliate him. Jeet is riding high right now while still being the target of the house without him wanting to leave
never forget people said season 1 & 2 was over every 2 hours
===SKIBIDI UPDATE===skibidi was just dropped
Sam really understands how people work. Making them do this is going to cause such deep confusion that some won’t be able to make sense of or process. It will percolate in their minds and and eventually they will “resolve” it by lashing out at each other
MIZZY TALKING SHIT ABOUT TED AND GAY ACT TO GET CLOSE TO THE WOMEN
>>205065274lmao
Holy shit Burt immediately left to take his psych meds
>>205065211KEEEEEEEEK
>>205065285Damn, shits crazy, man
these people truly are dumbasses
>>205065149tldr
>"COME ON, DON'T GIVE MY JACKET TO THAT LOW CASTE STREET SHITTER, HE'S GONNA MAKE IT REEK LIKE GOOKIE GOOKIE!!"What did Alex mean by this?
>>205065277jet talked about it in the season 3 announcement stream a few months ago.
>>205065285>that's crazy man>fuking kek
>>205064977He's the type of built you can really only get with a strict diet and natty. He's big but he isn't overly defined with a roidgut and dehydrated muscles like your average juicer.
>>205065285well luke is just chilling listening to their yapping because he is in on it
>>205065057This is their Jeremy Gold Masterclass. He's training them up in the way he learned at Carnegie Mellon. Whoever wins gets to be his apprentice.
Who brought the dude wipes?
>>205065158>>205065162>irl weeningLame
Content checkwhich fish is content, which is nontent
>jet: whispering ends today>whispering doesn't endthanks, jet.
>>205065263I genuinely can’t think of anything of interest. They sat around and had all the same conversations they had yesterday over and over. No tts/fishtoys/beefs/new challenges is brutal.
>>205065310cute that you think sam is behind this
>>205065321oh sick, i didn't know that
>>205065306But it risked completely blowing the cover to everyone?
RobinGODS, how we feeling? CK started a cool trend.
They probably know or are starting to suspect its not a typical competition show. They probably think its some Nathan For You or Nirvana The Band The Show type shit and are going along with it because its on Hulu. The real soul crusher will be its an online live stream with degenerate fanbase.
>>205065075Burt is a tea totaler that won't touch weed. He's gotta be natty if he cares that much about not poisoning his body.
Simbal looks cool as fuck right now
>>205065338grug need say nigger word on tts or grug not etertained
>>205065293my beautiful baby making mutt libtard wife
>>205065313Can't blame him, I'm not on any and I feel like I might need some now.
Jet can learn a lot from flowstreams / ppv, it runs so much smoother than the website does, how is that possible with the budget fishtank has
>>205065334content: Ian, Burt, Alexnontent: everyone elseAsstent: Mizzy
>>205065311BASED
>>205065313sounds like it was an awesome monologue then. I hope I deliver a speech that good some day
>>205065263the women love luke again and hate the indian. its pretty black pilling.
I think I wagie too much to care about this show anymore
>>205065360burt mogs
>>205065211lmfao
>>205065310nah bro sam sucks and ruins the show and isn't totally the reason any of this exists
>>205065361you’re the one being entertained by generic big brother/real world chit chat lol, nice twitter meme though
>>205065352haley is so sexy
>>205065338THIS! Where's Jimmy, Frank Hassle, and World of Tshirts???
Sam I've seen enoughSEND HIM IN
>>205065262ugly
>>205065364Which Dragon Age Veilguard character is this?
>>205065097Wait... is Luke based?
>>205065379Black pilling for who?
new confession angle sucks
>>205065301:)
Ted is without a doubt somewhat aware and is playing into being an annoying pest.His comments are just too snarky and perfect. I don't necessarily have a problem with this but that's most likely the case
Can I give you my candy? Would you like to shit in my mouth as well?
>>205065350didn't work. laron said it was iconic, the nontenters didn't question it, the girls are too retarded to think much about it. only mizzy said it was weird and she still made herself cry for it
why is ted on the show? does he want to be an actor?
>>205065390Don't forget spider man and goku
wosie
>ted: i'm not playing the competition
ted is such a retard
>/ftl/ actually believes this
>>205065407I disagreeI think he's just a massive ledditor
>>205065407Yeah if there is one more secret plant its definitley him. His whole swag/persona just seems too good.
why is Ted such a cuck
Cozy
They shouldn't do any eliminations until the end this season since they are just a grandfathered in relic of the Big Brother formula, a type of show which needed them as a climax for cliffhangers to motivate people to watch next episode, a dynamic not applicable here.They can award points for competition wins and tell them they will be needed for the final four or something.Cast is too good to kick someone for no gain
>>205065305Already got one
>>205065415gay sex w burt or la'ron
>>205065208he said "how does this scene make any context in the show"
Alex update.He just successfully put the drugs that were in his jack back into his bag.
>>205065338Yea they need to add challanges atleast like wtf are they just sitting there for.
>>205065415he's a little boy
>>205065380Normies aren't as entertaining as autist spergs, and attainable girls.
>>205065399everyone not born with it.
>>205065406
>>205065407he's lowkey sarcastic, and highkey nontent
>>205065392That would be ultimate kino
>Ted's top 3 include Mizzy and the pajeet
>>205065407>I'm in this picture and I don't like it
>>205065446
>>205065136bro she looks like she works at mcdonalds
>>205065415he's a plant, it's so obvious but you tards get confused because he's a fag and sam would NEVER hire a fag
bubble butt burt
>>205065421>So afraid of confrontation he can't even play the gamefucking fag
>>205065243Burt is unironically a smart negro. Like not even memeing. He has an odd autistic cadence and schizo trademarks but whenever he talks it's always pretty intelligent. It's crazy how different actual black people can be versus American nogs
sneed can't hide his hate for jeet, it's written all over his face
mizzy should just take the candy and get everyone to vote for ted. they keep switching up the votes anyway, mizzy is onto him, and he's being a retard
>>205065432yeah i think so too. last two seasons just fizzled out when they kicked people and they had to bring in fucking fatty and gimmicks
>I dont want the candy
>>205065423you think burt and peyton and ron know who sam hyde is
>>205065407he's only funny on accident and he has no self-esteem and im a huge faggot and even I wouldnt rape him
>>205065423i'm sure la'ron,Burt,Simbal, and Ian are huge fishtank fans, they even all own season passes, i heard
>>205065460the hottest girls always do
>>205065375it's not jet's fault directly, it's because they hired a fucking indian retard to make the website
>>205065228god i want him to breed me
>>205065432Ian can goPajeet can goTed can go (if the other two are already kicked)
>>205065434both
>>205065415he's part of the wigger crew and a plant
Talk shit about Sambal all you want, but you can't deny his raw talent
More characters should be introduced before any eliminations are made.
>>205065379simbal doesn't do himself any favors w/ how abrasive and ingenuine he comes across as. probably partly cultural
ted is a plant
===IAN UPDATE===Ian is looking for something to eat, in the fridge
>>205065460Why is the hottest fish in your opinion?
>>205065487fr, I goto mcdonalds to find hook ups
>most suspicious gay monologue with the person reading and holding a literal script >back to candy discussion 5 minutes inthey literally are retarded
>>205065453I thought maybe he was at least a little bit of a knower, but this guy doesn't know shit. He's also on mizzy's shitlist and is going to her to ask for advice on how to give away his candy because he thinks he's invincible. fucking moron
>>205065433how did you crop it so nicely ?
>>205065509>are these chicken nuggets vegan?
>>205065500more like raw feces
Burt just questioned how does that make sense at all in context of reality show. He is very close.
So if they win, they get to be Jeremy Gold's apprentice. What does Jeremy Gold... do.... again?
>>205065462i think it is plausible he is just a loser 28 year old, i know lots of people exactly like him. But what is he trying to get out of being here? besides BBC ofcourse
>>205065310It's called gaslighting retard. It's a common strategy used against the mentally feeble for literally millenia. Christianity? Gaslighting. Unironically.
>>205065509big news for ianmaxxers
>>205065509Thanks, was wondering about our boy
>>205065432This. There shouldn’t be an elimination until at least week 2
i hope the wine mom and gay nigger stay friends after this
I want Ted to get kicked and told to ride his fucking skateboard home
Alex is thinking really hard
>mfw Jet has 0 strikes so far this season
>im just tryna figure out what that was all about>don't overthink itLol
>>205065482>>205065486Use your head. The fact that some of them know and haven't said anything means they've all been told to lie about how much they know about the show. They know it's live.
>>205065472this is the final redpill and the idea/hope that immigrants or other brownoids will turn this way, the golden question is how do you achieve this. education? patriotism?
What's your favorite Alexis scene?
>do we know whos funding this?Kek payton knows something is up
I hope they don’t make the contestants aware that the contests are rigged, having the strategy stuff matter at least a bit makes the show a lot more entertaining
>>205065136ugly bitch with a weird face
>>205065529
Burts sleeping pills are increasing Alex intelligence
did they just say they heard someone talk about blue eyed tears through vances headset? LOL
>>205065529what candy do you have?
>>205065323He probably avoids weed because weed is known to make paranoid schizophrenia symptoms extremely fucking worse, and avoids alcohol because it doesnt mix with his meds.Not saying he's can't be natty tho or have his own personal reasons on top of all that shit.
>anonymous financing the show
How many days have I missed? Did it just start?
>enter
>>205065518momma's boy behave like thatt. my dad is a momma's boy
>>205065423Third time's the try.
>>205065549pepperoni nipples
>>205065434lukei need that hunk to mating press me
>>205065472no shit hes in mensa lol. thats autism excellence for you
>>205065549damn Phoenix Marie is a throwback lmao
>>205065531all religion is just psychological warfare to get money and devotion from idiots
>>205065415This guy is 100% a peter puffer, right?
>>205065509classic ian!
fuck me these women have been having the same discussion since day one with the goddamn candy
>>205065549bro can you help me find this pov scene, onthe floor, anal cowboy, she squirms when the dick gets deep in her ass (could be real, could be fake)
>>205065423yeah bro the people whose politics are opposed to Hyde's and/or trying to make it into the industry, as documented by their extensive social media presence, are all humiliating themselves for our entertainment
>>205065550just wait until she's told it's airsoftfatty
>>205065527If he wasn't severely mentally ill he'd definitely have it figured out. I think he just chalks any weirdness has him not understanding something because autism.
Ted is offensively pathetic
>>205065415hes this season's Taylor/Creature
How long before Alex snaps and just demands the jacket back from the jeet?
>>205065310faggot
alex they're trying to take you everything from you...it's time to RISE UP
they should make them wear mics at all times that are actually just trackers and have a minimap that tracks their every movement
>>205065566This is the 3rd full day. They arrived 4 nights ago.
>>205065423>I'm 21 >I'm 21>I'm 37
>>205065509iancels eating good
Did anyone catch what binx said about the bits always starting around the time people get off work
>>205065530you answered your own question. he has zero interest in being famous. the only possible explanation if he's not a plant is that he really just wants that 50k and is trying to misdirect everyone
why did luke say he stole the candy rather than just saying he accidentally found it
too many people hate jeet so he isn't going home yet, so it's either ted or ian who's leaving
>they do the events right when everyone gets off of work>very suspicious might as well reveal and make TTS money, jet, they already all know
get this fucking fag enabler smacks out of the house
>>205065472He talks like Elon without the redditor sperging
how many times has burt jerked off
>>205065529underaged girls
Mizzy already wants Ted out so she should just convince the others to vote for him since his retarded ass thinks he's invincible
>>205065605I’ve been saying this. A live map with fish locations would be amazing.
>>205065605actually 500iq suggestion
I’m gonna take a shower, will you guys make sure kino dosent happen till I get back?
I BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WIN>I BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WINI BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WIN>I BELIEVE THAT HE WILL WIN
>>205065618She said very suspicious. They're catching onto this.
>>205065605that would cost hundreds of dollars
>>205065537if they really want to break the reality of the show completely they will probably lose a few people. if they wanted to do eliminations before then they should have gotten a few more people
>>205065621because they would just think he stole it retard
>>205064989payton's already suspicious of it
>>205065557>>205065562It's an honest question.
Why are women so comfortable with talking about anal sex with a gay black guy?
>>205065550>>205065595They have a perfect way to segway in to the AI angle by saying it's funded by big tech.
>>205065621Because he never found it, somebody else did before he woke up.
>>205065600How...?
>>205065423The twist is everybody but Simbal is a hyde fan
>>205065331Alex
>>205065557who is this fucking whore
>>205065605or ACTUAL FUCKING MICS
>>205065634>>205065605that's been a suggestion since s2, i recall them wanting to do some rfid based tracking for the map but i guess it fell through
BURT SPILLED JOGHURT
>>205065657jest there to rev up Bert
>>205065605JET IT UP
>>205065625they should also do tts but im tired of listening to these retards ramble about nothing all day
Whatever happened with the candy theft last night?
>>205065605this with and make the minimap interactive, click a room, get the camera
>>205065648because they dont have buttholes to have sex with
>>205065642not really, since he had the pumpkin smashing excuse for why he would be looking there>>205065651oh, that sucks
>>205065557based Renka enjoyer
>>205065637You could shower through the weekend and I could still almost guarantee that
>>205065548you look at the gay gooner schizophrenic wannabe rapist murder as the model citizen and a redpill on civic nationalism working. no one here agrees with you.
>>20506563016 is...... underage in a world that 90% of the population has 16 as the age of consent because.... because... it just is ok!?!?!
>>205065674READ NIGGER
>Heh...Alexis...so did they make you the Sexy Blonde? ;)Holy fuck, this jeet is such a stereotype
>>205065616Not sure how to tell you this bro but Sam Hyde isn't some new trend, he was on the internet when these guys were 21
teddy sitting like a homo
>Y-you look nice
>>205065618been saying that jet needs to give them some bullshit to do but i guess sitting around til 5 is convincing to his gassed brain
>>they do the events right when everyone gets off of work, very suspicious
>>205065642Are you fucking retarded
>>205065605no idiot they gotta spend that all on a microphone setup that doesn't work
>Ted votes for himself
Anyone got a clip of Ted saying he just cried so he could be smushed into alexis' tits and then fist bumps burt on the bed in B3 this morning?
>>205065492Fuck no Ian's laziness is funny and bullying the Indian is also funny
This slopshow has once again been viewer mogged by THE MMA "The King of /heem/" GURU.
>>205065663yea we need mics
>>205065694is that what binx said?
i can't fucking stand mizzy 80% of her conversations is concerned lecturing down on people and the rest 20% are whispering gossip
>>205065651how have alexis and lebron reacted since they know luke didn't take it?
>teddy might vote for himself>says this to mizzy, who wants him outthis guy...
>>205065681knowing any age of consent laws out of your own location means you are a pedophile
>>205065677>>205065696you have no theory of mind
>>205065694that’s show business, kid
>>205065605ear out
>>205065707Hope production considers that quitting.
>I'm going to vote for myself so nobody gets mad at meCrush Ted with a bus
>uuu green eyes?this orange hat nigga
>>20506571290 IQ white trash baby
seeing big brother twitterfags freak out over fishtankchads praising luke is so fucking funny
>>205065694>they do the events right when everyone gets off of work, very suspicious
>>205065548The only reason a lot of brown/black immigrants in the U.S are smart and successful is because of the selection bias immigrants go through, it takes money to immigrate which filters the peons
>>205065666I mean it would probably not work very well in a 2 story building when they’re all in the same spaces. I don’t know why director cam working well is so hard for them to do
>>205065681theres a pretty fuckin big maturity difference between 16 and 18 dawg
why is alex being so quiet i just tuned in
>>205065694that's like the least suspicious part of this
>>205065712not been the same since he said omalley beat merabi hate merab but that was retarded
the way teds upper lip moves is fucking unseemly
>PTZ cameras manned 30 mins a daygreat show jet
>I enjoy this cast so much I unironically don't want any of them to leave early so we can keep the gaslighting group dynamic going Jet I unironically kneel this time. You guys nailed the casting and that's the most important part of this show.
>>205065392please god
>>205065659and the entire thing is staged to humiliate simbal
>>205065737post them
>>205065375>>205065489Because ppv is just the feeds and the actual website is full of tons of extra bullshit to make it look like a Sega CD game, plus the authentication for users, all the item crap, the TTS, the polls, the ability for production to throw up captions, the little loading graphics, etc etc... The code is probably a fucking mess. PPV is the feeds and a chat. Very clean.
One more shitpost event like rice counting and they will catch on this is a joke show at their expense.
>>205065640nah it can be done with very cheap ESP32 programmable chips and a laptop. i know this because i've got it at my house. lights turn on/off when i enter and leave a room, etc.
>>205065747burt drugged him and fucked him in the ass
>>205065747his meth wore off day 3 and he's taking glormbo root pills from daddy burt
I keep reading binx's name as bnyx
>>205065590Is it Christmas themed?
>>205065712That fat faggot is an embarrassment
>>205065684Sam is absolutely some new trend, he may have been on the Internet 16 years ago but he wasn't big then. Your whole argument is that normies MUST know who this guy is
>>205065659Bitchtank, powtank, and all those tanks were to bring fans out of the woodwork so they wouldn't be on season 3. They told them they had the season 3 cast already, but the could be on bitchtank if they wanted.
>>205065712>My eceleb could beat up your eceleb!
>>205065747it's the jacket
>>205065747He got drugged by Burt yesterday. Will probably last until tomorrow
>>205065722this
>>205065732He might be biggest bitchmade guy ive ever seen. Hes on a reality tv show and acting like a prison bitch
>i don't want to win Just kick Ted out already. He's pathetic.
>>205065723I’ll show you the life of the mind.
>>205065747jeet jacked his swag
>>205065694It's 3:30 in California. Dumb bitch. A busy guy like Jason Goldsmith or whatever his name is flying coast-to-coast working on all sorts of stuff. Did she question why they filmed in the middle of the night yesterday?
>>205065737True lol. There’s also a surprising amount of BB fans getting into Fishtank though so that’s cool
Sorry if face memory autism but this definitely isn't Ted right? Ted seems like a plant and I just feel like I've seen him somewhere.
>>205065771can't remember
>>205065722you do not understand the words you use
>>205065718lebron ran cover for Luke during the struggle session after they bonded over their avocado masks
mizzy got this nigga wrapped around her fingersFUCKdude folded like a lawn chair
Ted is somehow the gayest nigga in a house full of gay niggas
>>205065715i think she did say this
>>205065694>knows the show is livestreamed>is surprised by thisHow stupid are these people? Jesus Christ.
>>205065788He looks like about 8 different YouTubers
they really should've taken everyone's watches
>>205065097yeah
>>205065790>filenameinteresting coming from you
>>205065774One of the contestants is a twitch con attendee, she would be exposed to Sam more than anyone during his beef with Hasan, celebrity boxing, etc
>>205065472and the he just goes, grabs ted's hoodie and uses it to masturbate. oh well not like ted would care anyways
>>205065790You're arguing with fat girls
>>205065788from the World Peace tap water skit btw
Damn, that's crazy.
can you people who are obsessed with marky just fuck off already. why are you watching pedo sam if you hate him so much? everyone here already knows about it and most of us don't care. ooooo he fucked a 16 year old in a state where it was legal ooooooo. I DON'T CARE
mizzy could pull a funny betrayal if she gets everyone to go after teddy now
anyone else unironically have burt as their fav fish? he is autistic and sinister in a hidden way i find endearing.
is she for real or just fucking him up?
>>205065097yee
>>205065627elon is super autistic too
>>205065790this is a stretch and you know it.u need ur hard drive checked
>Alexis try not to act like a whore for 5 minutes challenge (impossible)
>>205065712What's Scott's opinion on this guy, I need to know what to think
>>205065816isn’t that Ruse
God I wish I was that stuffed animal
>>205065747Sam forced him to give Ranjeet his leather jacket to make Ranjeet look like a badass. Alex is seething over this.
>>205065804and sounds like rainbolt the geoguessr
How can season 4 realistically top this?
>>205065605Yeah that would be just wonderful. All the bitches in one room running their mouths!
>>205065788>>205065816>newfags slandering andrew ruse by mistake
>>205065789I put this into my private tracker and this is the only solo scene I got[BigTitsInUniform.com Brazzers.com] 2009-12-23 Phoenix Marie - Santa's Busty Helper 4467 (1080p + Picset)
>>205065747Powerful gay sleeping pills.
>>205065788>>205065816thats andrew ruse you stupid faggots
>>205065829She owns him now
>>205065782We need to get footage of burt fucking him in the ass then he can be kicked
>>205065829she's a manipulative whorewhat do you think
when we getting TTS?
>>205065832Luke is so fucking BASED
>>205065822NTA but I want to rub my average-sized penis all over Marky's pale little feet.
>>205065844This will be the last season due to the legal trouble following
>>20506583516 is legal in fucking 90% of the planet you absolute moron.
>>205065811You are terminally online, there's a whole world of twitch fully separated from that. You know about it because its part of your bubble, they don't because it isn't part of theirs.
>>205065799She knows it live as in the show is airing not that it's livestreamed.
alex and binx in confessional
binx and alex kino in the confessional
>>205065722you know them though
alex and binx confessional kino
>>205065822Majority of us don’t care either it’s just the losers who are mad they couldn’t fuck their teen peers when they were in high school.
>>205065319It's a fucking comic you zoomer brained faggot, read it if you care to know
>>205065865one hour from now
>>205065854holding out hope for father figure 4 with the kid being in his twenties by now
shout out my man big purp!MAMA WE MADE IT
>>205065840I think you're right
>>205065844Jet fired for real not just demoted to foodrunner.
>>205065871Dont mind the americans
>Mizzy wearing pantsDropped
>>205065871how do you not notice youre being trolled?
that jacket means a lot to him
>alex internalized the jeets speech>is butthurt about the jeet having his jacketkino
BINX RIMS GUYS BINX RIMS GUYS BINX RIMS GUYS BINX RIMS GUYS BINX RIMS GUYS
payton you don't have to put 3/4 of the popsicle in your mouth at once goddamn
Ian's gonna dip soon, isn't he
>>205065888trips it up!!!!!!!!
PLEASE CLIP PAYTON SUCKING THE POPSICLE
>>205065871if ur fucking a 16 year old as an adult you gotta be sterilized
>alex not worried about the speech, only cares about the jacketFucking based
>>205065392oh my god PLEASE HE SHOULD BE A CELEBRITY GUEST HYPED UP BY SAM
>>205065786>jet's plan actually workedI kneel
Alex
>>205065788Total Newfag Death
>>205065844>45 contestants and frank hassle day 1 with full peepee clearancealternatively>hire literally anyone else to do production other than jet and let ben be the host
>>205065774My mom knows who Sam Hyde is because of the mass shooter meme.
100 bucks on the edgy wifi bit being forgotten about after tonight
>>205065909
Alex has been made to look like a bitch. The jeet is stench marking his jacket, and Alex isn't doing anything about it.
>>205064905dyke blowjobs?
>>205065880>>205065879My brain is so broken that i keep reading alex as luke and luke as alex.
>>205065854>>205065860Definitely not a newfag but admittedly I don't know what Ruse looks like
>>205065832his OC is a fucking QT my estimation of him as a man skyrocketed
>>205065874He was covered by XQC, Destiny, KSI, Hasan, etc. They are statistically massive streamers for her demographic. It isn't debatable and if you try to argue that point you're just poisoning the well
>>205065709Kek I wanna see this
Alex has peak fentface. He must be sober now because he'd be hitting peal withdrawal symptoms by now, but the damage is done.
>>205065878That's livestreamed and live mean the same thing idiot. Livestreamed is for the internet, live is for TV.
>>205065908how can you see their legs?
>>205065680no one thinks he's a model citizen nigger lover. but its clear he's not a yoyoyo nigger, how'd that happen and how to stop it is whats raised.
>>205065912That's how you carve a pumpkin man
My burt boy will get Binx just you wait, He just needs to sotp lusting after ted and get his eyes on the prize.
>>205065909Nasty
>>205065822>peopleit's just hag Channing the ket addict
>>205065934alright benleaks we get it your at the library now
>>205065942Alexs and Lukes are eternally linked, fact.
>>205065920not before impregnating her!!!
>alex almost beat the shit out of simbal night 2
>>205065942same lmao like I know who both of them are but I confuse their names and idk why
>>205065948I think his face looks awesome
>>205065811this is such a fucking insane argument
>>205065945not everyone knows who the fuck any of those people even are
>>205065897No, we made it.
>>205065945holy frick i literally know ALL of those people kek
>>205065762https://x.com/angeleah4life/status/1851507809763906002
>>205065971that nigga disappeared after the off season lol
For those of you just tuning in for the night, you missed the Ninja Turtle Challenge this morning.
I would cum inside Binx if given such a chance.
>>205065822its literally a discord full of trannies and channing
>>205065906>Markyfags are just trollsanon, I.....
JOSIE IN 9 MINUTES
how do i get jimmy or alex-level rambling abilities without sounding like a retard?
>>205065930i never thought i'd see a Eric Roberts master reference on FTL
>>205065920I love when the moral police go to 4chan
wife
>>205066002who gives a fuck
>>205065983A twitch con attendee would absolutely know those people you blithering retard
WE ARE SO BACK
>every anon in this thread will never have this many people watch you perform a piece livesimbal wins
>>205065944He also drew reviewbrah
alex just told binx where he hides his candy, I hope that doesn't bite him in the ass later
Which girl takes the biggest POOPS?I'm so fucking horny-Cryokeen
>>205065977I just read the post and thought "but im watching luke right now."
>>205066002>>>/bant/
>Basically admits to being the plantAlex is not going to pick up on anything without his monkeys
>>205065737Same i've been reading BB twitter right before bed. Always puts a smile on my face
>>205065945>streamer you like mentions Sam Hyde once>OH I KNOW EXACTLY WHO THAT GUY IS, THIS MUST BE HIS SHOW AND IT'S ALL A FACADEnigger
Whose fucking laugh is that
>They all took Ian's bed
>>205066002Literally who lol. This seasons cast made everyone else irrelevant.
>>205066028Mizzy.
>alexis youngNOT ANYMORE
>>205065836 >act
>>205065958he’s a high iq schizophrenic and mentally ill. he won the fucked up brain lottery its not replicable.
>>205065948hes def been clean from the sneedle for a while now. hes been pretty happy
>>205065954No youtuber making youtube videos calls what their doing livestreaming. Livestreaming atleast in the modern day refers to hosting a live video that's happening at that moment. If you don't understand this your retarded.
>>205065909Did she say that? Lmao
>>205066012>Luke and now AlexShe's playing those White boys.
>>205065945>XQC, Destiny, KSI, Hasan, etc.Man, man, man, man , other men She's a female streamer you fucking virgin, she's watching cosplay streamers. Just because she's aware of a streamers name doesn't mean she's watching their reaction clips on YouTube, her feed has makeup tutorials not that shit. You can't comprehend life outside your bubble you autist.
ALEXIS MARRIED AND HAD A CHILD WITH A JEW LMAOOOOOOOO
>>205066018ive been an mc multiple time, are you a cave dweller?
>>205066034is she going aruond tellin people or something?
are they doing the elimination tonight?
>twister teas
goblina...
>>205066017>restream screenshotthis hurts the jet
>spams your fishtank thread
>>205066034 No she didn’t lol
>>205065878all the girls had a conversation about how the show is live in b2 yesterday
>>205065400yeah i don't like it
Why is mizzy carrying a pinata around
>>205065942Luke honestly looks more like he should be named Alex Alex looks like he should be named Luke
>binx only making eye contact with luke and not alexit's over
oh great one person fell for the age of consent bait and now everyone in the thread is trying to bait people.
>>205066026binx/alex/luke are the trve alliance, binx has been playing all the other women
>>205066003>without sounding like a retard
>>205065996he always does.
>>205066071yes, 45 minutes or so
>>205065930>did you just steal teds candy? >im gonna smash your pumpkin
Ted, they're laughing at you...
>>205066015yeah its crazy people are disagreeing with you when the most likely person… HASAN, TWO YEARS AGO mentioned him in passing, the guys itt are delusional
>>205066018it doesnt count if it was intended to make fun of you
>>205065956production zoomed in during
binx is redeemable
Tier List:SSS Tier>Burt>Luke>Alex>IanInherent Value from being Cute Tier>PaytonSlag Tier>Mizzy>Alexis>Binx>LaronUnlikable Please Leave Tier>Wifi Signal>Smash>Ted
twisted teas taste good but they are so sugary that they make my teeth hurt when i drink them
>>205066084they fixed it, alex and binx in there now
>>205066080Can't wait for the OD live on the Killstream
>Smaack isn't veganI can fix her
>>205065909hnnnghhhhh
Did that girl just dox herself?
Does Ian hav aids or something?beaner cannot keep his eyes open for more than 5 minutes and eats all day to maintain a bare minimum of energy to walk back and forth from the couch.
Binx is way too old to be dressed like that
>>205066019Is he going for MGS3 concept art style? Thats pretty cool
>>205066026binx is more on his side than the harpies
>>205066090he is MARRIED!
>>205066090 Alex wears sunglasses
>it's a Sam Hyde episode
>>205065117>look mom we posted it again
alex and binx are good together. she is so patient with him
>>205066119don't worry scatanon, I'm sure she still has nasty shits
>>205066037>>2050661081.) Do you think there was a chance a contestant would have found Sam Hyde online just from dumb luck?2.) Do you think production accounted for this possibility when preparing for the show?
>>205065935ill take that bet. obviously this will be a recurring theme from now on.
>>205065912Hopefully not, maybe he really figures he can just coast by. But production should pay attention to who's talking about dipping, and try to square eliminations up so they go first, that way we don't have people getting kicked and a bunch of Megs who decide to walk.
I challenge ANY of you chuds to a fight. Meet me outside Fame House 9PM ET this Friday. I will fucking destroy you.
>>205066080i miss her. no marky spam this season makes me sad. i hope shes happy doing halloween mushrooms
hello friends, can someone give me a hyper tl;dr from like 7 AM onwards when Burt and Alex woke up this morning? first time watching a season live and it's hard to catch up when you go off to wageslave for 8 hours.
baking
>sam made a whole fake speech to sanjeev about every piece of jewelry having meaning to him>gives the jeet a necklace that means jack shit>immediately aftrr this he gave binx his cigar cutterFucking NeptvnianShe's winning this bros
>somehow Ian is content by being the pure incarnation of nontent How is this possible?
>>205066137Not for long
are there more bits planned for tonight and sam coming back?need to know before switching to the wosie stream.production keep us posted.
alex is literally me
>>205066128TRVTH NVKE
the FAMOUS HOUSE
>>205066122Who and how?
>>205066112Trvkenvke
I WANT TO FUCK BINX
>>205065075>>205065359Burt has roidgut you retards
>>205066127hes like a 247 weed smoker that is detoxing on the showhe says it sucks and is hard but so far so its ok
>>205066139this meme will never catch on. people either laugh or rage when sam is on, they don't sleep
Will they resolve the candy crusade tonight?
>Burts “vitamins”
>>205066119ive known several girls that looked just like her, always hated them but i was strangely attracted to them simultaenously
THANOS THE AUTOMATON
>>205066145They're our first Man vs Woman final two (if you consider Josie female)
>>205066187This but the cute Smaack
>>205066128why?
>>205066127benzo withdrawals or some shitso irritated and restless explains a lot
alex: he (simbal) made some good points, but where he is going with this?
bex singing 100 gecs she def knows sam hyde
>>205066168She's also 100% Sam's type.
binx and alex are the most unlikely friendship but i love it
Qrd of what happened since Sam and the wiggers arrived, please. Missed it all.
>>205066099kek
i went to shower and get snacks for ~30m, did i miss anything after the wifi monologue
She’s a 100gecs fan baka
>alex already inviting binx homebased
>>205066169I don't know man, shits crazy
>>205066127He's vegan so his diet only provides him just enough energy to make another plate of slop.
>>205066139how did u type this if u were asleep u fucking retard kwab
>>205066128Doesn't matter when she's a constant stay-at-home mom in my house constantly pregnant.
>You don't know 100 gecs?32 yo woman
switched to the Den and ian got me good
binx is a 100 gecs fan. in the trash she goes
binxs accent and singing are so fucking bad
if you're over 30 you shouldn't like 100 gecs.
>>205066205Thanks, doc
>>205065270whats his twitter
Alex just said he prefers going home than this bullshit lol.
>>205066064Tbh it is weird how the internet separates people into different categories even if their all online. The biggest news on youtube for some people is nothing for anyone else.
>>205066223How are these related at all lmfao
left right after simbal gave his EPIC speechwhat now?
>>205066210Talos the Automatron.
>>205066169it's absolutely insane how it works so well
What my nigga BURT been up to the last couple days. I been busy
>>205066225>ian422
>>205066235his ham planet wife is at the bar
>>205066162Might be missing a few things but they woke up, Luke tried to apologize to Symbol but was shut down because Symbol is a bitch, at some point the girls came and talked to Luke and he apologized and played everybody like a fiddle, they all like him again and hate Symbol, Ian slept a lot, they gave Symbol a chatgpt Shadow the Hedgehog ass monologue to read while he wore shades and a leather jacket, now Mizzy is whispering again
mizzy is such a snakeI love it
who are mizzy and payton talking about in b2
smaack’s booty
>>205066228this is something that cant be properly told through text. you need to find a vod
>100 GecsShe might be perfect
>>205066193>>205066239fuck off Sam don't you have sixteen year olds to rape
any biancabros have screenies of her without makeup/casual? i think she's tasty for 32 when she's not trying
scott can only come if he does rape escape on the hour
>>205066240>constantly pregnant.This bitch already looks 30, you're gonna get like 5 kids max
>>205066241https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dylan_BradyDylan Marshall Brady (born November 27, 1993) is an American music producer, singer, and songwriter,[1]
>>205066241She ticks all the boxes for the stereotype
GEC GEC GEC GEC GEC GEC
>>205066223>bex knows who sam hyde isWTF?
>>205066248>if you're over 30 you shouldn't like 100 gecs.no, nobody should like them. they are objectively audibly dog shit.
>>205066222hollywood
>>205066244nigga have you seen her!?!
>why does luke want to be famousHe doesn'tHe just wants to watch the tank burn
Trying the actual site and the video feed keeps skipping as it tries to sync up. Director mode doesn't work if you're on pass cams.
>>205066223a massively popular group? Sam Hyde must be pretty huge then right. I do concede she probably knows. She’s been citing stuff from the contract, she probably looked up the email name or the company on the contract
>>205065945are you a paranoid schizophrenic, by chance?
>>205066263Burtin' off and having schizo moments mostly
JET PTZ IAN ON THE STAIRS NOW
>>205066243What an insane nap position
>>205066277100 gecs fucking suck and are liked by annoying people
>>205066112Smaack is hotter than 99% of the girls only payton mogs.
I feel like they all got mindraped into liking the jeet now
best cast for all three seasons
greg gutfeld mentioned 100 gecs on fox news
i like binx and alex
>>205066248millennials do what we want why can't you get that
Somebody getting eliminated today?
>>205066279>fake moral outrageyou are mizzy / alexis tier
>>205066243comfy
did alex say chat
why does luke have an issue with simbal?
>Binx knows the meta of nobody will be eliminated without costumes on... is she not retarded?
binx and alex are the only two people in this house that actually seem to have any chemistry with each other and don't secretly hate each other or are manipulating each other
>>205066302that's my point, teenagers like shitty music.
Look at Ian lmao
>>205066308a better question is why does ian want to be famous
>>205066169contrast
>>205066336What the fuck is wrong with you ESLs?
binx is such a pick me and people are falling for it
>>205066339because the wiggers told him to
>>205066339he's racist
>>205066285holy fuck i know what sams next hat needs to be LOL
>>205066332except for own homes lol
>they are gonna chop this up they would never just put this upkek
>>205066270thanks anon, appreciate you taking the time.
>>205066322>liked by annoying peopletrans* people
>>205066112objectively right
>They’ll chop it up, they won’t use all this footageKek
>>205066264>He doesn't have an Ian folder
>>205066330The NFL has used 100 gecs songs to cut to commercials in games too
I don't want anyone from the cast to leave yet. Do week 1 free from elimination.
>>205066322Imagine getting filtered this hard
>>205066347man shit, im just hungry man
>>205066350im not esl just had volume rly low
>>205066333hopefully they lock all the doors and set fire to the house and only burt escapes via his extensive fire safety training, earning him the 50k.
>>205066310100 gecs at least pre tiktok was beloved the same way death grips was.shes singing songs from the new album which means shes not just a tiktok fan, the tiktok fans didnt care about the new album.
>>205066351who do you want me to like faggot?
>>205066250BurtObeng, have a blast.
binx 1000% knows who sam is and what the show is
Is Burt’s bubble butt natty?
>>205066343Dude Burt is free from any grudges
>>205066378>im>rlywhatever ESL
>>205066339saar he is wery jealous of simbal drama talent
idk bros i just can't get into this season
>>205066243>Has the strategy of Josie and Tj (aka the winners)>Hint of the Mauro (fan favorite) techniqueHe's good, a little too good.
>>205066327This but unironically. They all have way better chemistry than every season combined. Desu I think it's because they're all older than zoomers. Zoomers really are the fucking worst.
binx shouldn't sing, that was horrible
>>205066374jet knows from experience that 1/2 of the people and most of the girls all leave in a wave without their built up support systems. I doubt anyone will be eliminated.
Mizzy is fucking miserable
CR is cosy rn
>>205066387I think she only loosely knows. I don't think she knows about fishtank.
alex just suggested a dance off competition. maybe something to do instead of having them sit around until 5 tomorrow.
>>205066359It's what the Don would want me to do (image limit but pretend I attached a picture of Ian sleeping)
>>205066339The smell
>>205066388yes, black men have asses that are very high on their back because they are all homosexual.
binx sucks
>>205066351pick mes are nice to boys of course we fall for it
>>205066374they really need to keep them all there for as long as possible. maybe like 1 elimination. they will drop like flies when shit gets real.
>>205066387shes probably fucked a couple of manic pixie boys like Sam
>>205066399kek and trvukei'll be stealing this post for the next thread
>>205066327>best season ftfy
>>205066285do 15 yr olds only listen to 15 yr old musicians?
>>205066336binx said "i need the money for streaming" and he played off that.>>205066327they all how reality tv actually goes and try to fill up air. that alone makes it so much better. alex just said "they will cut this up and use it for the edit"
>>205066398I follow burt almost exclusively. Not sold on anyone else
>>205066410how would she not recognize him even if she thought she was going on famous house
>>205066383we don’t sign our posts here
>Simmons is gonna kill meKEK
>>205066367Man when they find out what's really going on, it's going to be pure kino.
>>205066080i'm glad none of those sad nobody faggots are in these threads, almost to #100 already and every single one has been a blast
In B2 Mizzy suspects Simbal is part of a twist.
>>205066398eh, that's fine, it might not be for you, maybe wait for a couple youtube recaps and see if anything grabs your attention, otherwise you can come back next season
Simmons is going to kill me
>>205066398Same, I just can't give a shit about any of these people
>>205066376gain taste
Is the confessional camera a slideshow for anyone else?
>shot is not centered>doesn't fix it
mizzy is the first person i've seen mention the jeet isn't in the preview they got shown
>>205066382they are in commercials and have 1mil listeners on spotify alone. still relevant
>SIMMONS IS GONNA KILL ME
>mizzy and payton think it's really suspicious wifi isn't in the episodelmao they're gonna think he's the plant now
>>205066384his dick is pretty small, is bbc a meme?
Jet is such a retard lmao
>>205066435because she was told not to? have you seen this show?
>>205066339He's a BLOODY BITCH BASTARD SAAR
REPEAT THAT COMM. OVER.
>>205066387She just genuinely asked who Jet is, so she doesn't know.
>HEAR ME? OVERLMAOOO
>>205066465always has been
>>205066467I can handle him in small doses like this
>come in>make it worseJET IT UP
Andrew Neptune
jet talks into the walkie talkie like a video game voice chat
I cant be the only one who’s missed goran, right?
>>205066445it feels like a really crap big brother
>>205066458yeah because binx totally heard of them from fox news. im just sayin a large percentage of 100 gecs monthly listeners are at least somewhat aware of sam hyde and what he looks like
thank you jet, now I can see binx leggies
>Has to literally come up with a fake story to explain his schizo dad naming him Jet
>Jet fixes the whole Andrew thingHe really does care.
>>205066351can you give me an example of a girl thats not a pickme?it seems like that turn is such a catchall for any girl that talks to someone or makes a reference
10-4 interrogative jet actual over
Binx just said the word bit lol
>>205066482It’s way better now lmao what
jet looks like hes been crying.... COMPUTER...LOOK INTO THIS..
>I think it was just a bitshe knows and she’s not a plant
>>205066339indian
>I think it was a bitAY AY AY
andrewnian
>>205066499>>205066500what did he say?
BINX is actually adorable im being succubucced i hate it
>andrew "jet" neptunetruly goranian
>what is your name again
>>205066435If you niggers don't stop posting this annoying shit all over the thread I'm going ballistic
>>205066248i'm 30. wtf is 100 gecs? i didn't even know who sam hyde was until 3 years after MDE on Adult Swim.
>My name is Andrew. Jet is just a nickname
lmao mizzy and peyton think the jeet is the director.
No elims or major events tonight. Might as well go to bed now.
BAKE RETARDS
>>205065170Alex Stein is in the basement. He's probably the only reason this is like a real reality show.
>>205066510she knows reality TV in general
Symbol is now the show Director because Mizzy and Peyton think he read his lines too well
What's the deal with Alex and his facial mannerisms? They're as perplexing and mesmerizing as they are repulsive and terrifying
Binx has all the body language tells of being the plant
>Alex knows the bit is leading to something>Binx tries to gaslight him into thinking its nothingYeah, she knows.
>>205066505oh my god she posts hereoh my god it's fucking claire
new thread please, we hit image limit
>all of you
>>205066503alexis
>>205066351yes but I still like her
>>205066516ben called him andrew yesterday
>signal is a paid actor
>>205066388no, thats why he is always "scratching" at his cheeks because walking bothers the implants
>>205066493I love him bro
west coast wagie clocking in, anything worth knowing from today?
can we all agree that mizzy should be the first one to go? the jeet has more value for being a the butt of the joke/punching bag at the moment
guys has jet been upset over something? someone check in on the guy. i can see hes about to have a breakdown
>>205066540nah not a plant, she is hiding a powerlevel though
>alex still worked up over not having his jacket
Alex scared his jacket is gonna forever smell like curry.
>>205066525hyperpop/electronic music duo, they have some good songs
bake
I'm tired of sharing this general with chud tourists. Go back to >>>/pol/.
Binx is walled in a cute, endearing way
>>205066535>Alex Stein is in the basement. How do you know?
>>205066480Stop being antisemitic
>>205066562i got bored of her goon material 2 days in and now despise her
>>205066535are you trolling
>>205066562if they were smart, they would get rid of mizzy first. she is a social and strategic player and controls many of the conversations.
>jet fixed the camera to be able to see binx thighs
binx and luke are playing chess
unfortunately, Claire would thrive in this environment. Wasted her on bitchtank.
pls bake
>>205066535>higher iq>alex steingo watch the vid of him crying in the hospital while shoving his camera in his dying moms face kek
>>205066581check dumbgays twitter
>>205066493i don't even hate him on screen, i generally prefer him to sam, although his solo bits are usually really bad
benji bake baka
Binx has totally checked out of Alex talking lmao
>>205066577we are not them. not even close
sneed is washing fish with soap in the sink
>>205066539He's literally a former heroin addict
>They're just gonna keep extending the time for the candy challenge and have them keep up with pounds of candy the whole season>At a certain point they stop bring food outside of grits>Candy becomes the currency of the game
>>205066577bad b8 newnigger try again later
>Mizzy and the other one making conspiracy theories on why Rakesh wasnt in the EP1 snippet>its just Sam hating indians
>>205066566If anything Jet is happy because this season has been going way stronger than S2. Sam himself has been in a great mood so far. He was already hating the S2 cast by day 2
>>205066581He's not. He filmed his show in his normal place yesterday.
>>205066587who is "they", moron? do you think voting matters?
Who did mizzy say is a paid actor
>>205066493i'm jet's harshest critic and his biggest fanthe trullsec mikhail stuff in bloodgames was a highlight of the season for me
>>205066525band that combines all the shit music from the late 00s early 10s and makes it good
>>205066528kek is that what those dumb cunts are talking about
>>205066535if alex stein was in the basement we would have 24/7 "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" playing over the TTS speakers. he literally has jimmys sense of humor
>>205066590yeah, they honestly did waste her on bitchtank but she would not fit in this cast, even if she wasn't a fan prior
>>205066562nah Ted. he instantly tried to defuse all of last night's kino by just giving Mizzy his candy. content destroyer. mark my words
alex's shirt matching the stupid color background of the CR is so funny
>>205066620ben
>Letting the indian prepare food
>>205066605wypipo aint wash they chicken
>Lebron washing salmon fillets
>>205066620wifi
>>205066620jeet probably, she was saying earlier how it's weird he wasn't in the edit
>>205066617it better it adds a strageic element they should unironically copy more big brother game elements
>>205066634if only she knew
>>205066535nigga he is live on youtube right now
This shit is fake as fuck. It’s so obvious that the entire cast is in on it. The plot with Cymbol was a little bit too on the nose
>>2050665621000%
>32 years old with a stuffed toygrim
BakingBakingBaking
>>205066625i remember when letty made him look like such a dork it was really funny
>>205066634>ben >paid
>>205066628luke did that that too. the first thing he did was throw his bag of candy at them and say he's going back to bed
make the new one already you little faggot
>>205066629kek
Ben is a pretty princess
>>205066648shut the fuck up retard
>>205066587dude are you falling for the "Big Brother" reality show gaslight? lmao normie. this show is for laughing at retards
>>205066648This. It’s been working well so far. They should only interfere if it’s going to lead to a fan favorite leaving.
>>205066658>Reality TV is fakewoah..
>I am very submissive
>i'm very submissivebinxGODS....
Have either Burt or Alex talked about the tts they've heard?
>>205066620...do they pay ben/jet?
>pretty girl with a squishmallow plushcute
>>205066664>I put on the hat>Can I get paid now
>>205066684>>205066684
>>205066590no way, she was good simp material because she's insecure and wanted to whore out for approval. what would she even do here
>i'm very submissivebinxbros... it's over... or maybe we're so back...
Bring in Alex Stain to do some bits. Chop chop.
>>205066660it's cute! cute!
>>205066620>HE MUST BE A PAID ACTOR>is also literally a paid actor
>>205066664sam gives him his library card. has coffee for free.
>>205066685BINX STOCKS BACK ON THE RISE BUY BUY
>>205066656>implying he can't bilocateIs this your first season?
>>205066687>>205066685confirmed she knows its being livestreamed
>>205066676It adds content instead of just having everyone sit around and do nothing like in prior seasons. The production literally had to force content since no one would organically conflict.
>>205066662not hard to make edgy charlie kirk look like a dork, even Destiny did it
>>205066614hi jet
My theory is there are multiple plants with the sole goal to aid the gaslight on the few that don't know, and they were hired to do that. Its likely impossible to get a full cast or almost full cast of people who don't know. Symbol might be a plant. I thought it was really weird that 10 seconds into the season Sam said to the house he got him from a call center. Seems like a little bit too on the nose to do right away unless Sam/Jet knew Symbol before hand. The real fish are probably Alexis, Alex, Burt, Ian, Smack, Sneed, Mizzy
Theres no way Ian isn't a plant whos just there for the comedic quick cuts to him sleeping
>>205066688no, which is fucking hilarious
>>205066662god I loved that"you're like a boomer, right-wing grifter right? you have the classic try-hard outfit with the sneakers and the suit"
>>205066687Anyone on this very thread could have a chance and succeed
Alex x Binx
>>205066793I'm going for it bros
>>205066699noooooooooooo he is so fucking irritating. he literally speaks with Alexis' inflection. remember the seance from season 1?
>this lack of seasonin is fuckin with my plate yallwhy do blacks act like putting excessive amounts of sodium to food makes their cooking elite. are they used to tv dinners or something
>>205066493Be quiet, Jet
>mama, we made it>nah, WE made itliterally what the fuck did they mean by this line? its so stupid i cant help but laugh every time i read it
>>205066699fuck no keep that freak away
>>205066855It's supposed to be I made it then WE made it. Multiple people fucked it up.
poor burt still thinkin this is a real show
>>205066855she was supposed to say "I made it.. nah WE made it" shes just a fuckin idiot and made a funny unintentionally
is ian actually dying or something? how does this guy survive in the real world. he's been sleeping for 48 hours
>>205066926he has benzo withdrawals, he told mizzy yesterday
>>205066926most people dont do shit. go to work, go home and sleep. some dont even do the second part. also very little to do besides deal with these air heads
>>205066852white people on average do underseason their shit. Chefs get it and use the actual ingredients over crushed powder versions, but I've seen too many white people call it a day at salt & pepper, it's a real thing.
>>205066966don't people with benzo withdrawals get all sweaty and cold like symptoms along with puking? maybe im wrong
>>205066992>needing more than salt and pepperdo you really like what you're even eating? or does your fat ass need more? maybe some onion rings or fries with it perhaps?
>>205066852it is kinda true but blacks have heart failure like mother fuckers because of it. I always roll my eyes at the complaining and im one to use a shit ton of seasoning as a whyte myself
>>205066398lol cringe, you're being cringey, everyone is laughing at you
>>205066992I only use Salt you DUMB GORILLA NIGGER FAGGOT
>>205066852>are they used to tv dinners or somethingThis is literally it. It clicked for me when I was travelling and picked up some frozen and canned food only to find it inedibly over-salted.
>>205065529edierocking
>>205067189yeah like most frozen foods come preloaded with like 2000 grams of sodium per serving
>>205065788reminder mde hasnt been good since he left
>>205066351yeah she's incel bait for sure
