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HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HA
burt is losing it
>>205162604actually warming up to this laughter
burt schizo telepathic kino b3
HA HAH HAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Feel sorry for Burt dawg
the statistical probability... burt knows
They need a dedicated wigger to edit and robotize everyone's TTS or this isn't going to work.
>BLA BLA BLA>TELEPATHIC TELEPATHIC TELEPATHIC>123HE IS ACTIVATED
I miss Tayleigh and Jimmy
>APPLES>BANANAS>5>PROBABILITY>ONE, TWO, THREE
JET THINK OF SOMETHING NOW, BURT IS PACKING HIS SHIT TO LEAVE
jesus christ I feel awful for him
nontend queens
B.U.R.T. full schizo in b3
mizzy finally had a good thought but they ignore her because shes been bombarding them with dumb shit for 5 days
>ruins your show
>Burt freaking out about AI seeing his schizo out>Goes to B3 and schizos out the hardest he's ever schizod beforeHA HAAAAA HAA
Burt is literally me fr
>apples, oranges, no; 5what did he mean by this
>>205162576He has to say "upstairs" to keep his thoughts away from his mouth, HOLY SHIT FUCK.>>205162627No no, he's saying other things to keep the real thoughts out of his mouth!
REALISTICALLY...HOW'S JET FEELING RIGHT ABOUT NOW?
>BURT IS GONNA KILL EVERYONE IN THAT HOUSE TONIGHT
lets all love josie
I think this works, telekinesis
Tayleigh is a beat whore that sold her pussy for $50 ha haaaaaaa ha.
TELEKINESIS
>people worried the burt skitzorants would stop>theyre worse than everKino
angel smaack told BURT to schizo in the bathroom, he didnt listen.
IM OUT OF COPIUM I NEED A REFILL ASAP
>>205162625turns out all the doomposters were wrong and you can't just turn your schizophrenic episodes off
damn them cartels are going to behead me, thats crazy
I swear to god if he starts fucking masturbating again
Burt is an Android
>telepathic>telepathic>telepathic160IQ btw
TELEPATHIC PERCEPTION
>>205162668happy and afraid and nervous
So mizzy knows now? They really brought her into the basement?
it's great that vance nailed burt 2 years ago. truly neptunian
it's time for a burt session fellas
>>205162647Wait nvm he's just having a psychotic episode
1234 TELEPATHIC FUCK ME BLAH BLAH BLAHOKAY
XXX111123BREATHETELEKENISIS
>ah finish it..>telekinesis??>ahh whatever!most intense burt kino yet
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730490016486841.webm>dumbest bitch in the house figured out the entire premise of the show within 5 daysIt's fucking over.
>BRAIN HOLD ON FOR A SECOND
Smaack skateboarding in Yard
goonsesh lets go
leftalphabathroomneutralize
hahahahahahahaha this is amazingly coolfuck yeah burt lets spazz out hardcore
Initialize telepathic jerk. up down up down. >fartalpha alpha
>>205162645this is next level mathematics
HOLY SHIT BURT IS FUCKING KINO
no zoom cam in b2 to zoom in on her cameltoe FUCK
This is exactly what happens if you get a Neuralink btw
>>205162693he needs stress relief
HAHAHAHAAGHAHGAHGAHGA
i feel so sorry for burt right now, this must be hell.nigga literally can't catch a brake
>NEUTRALIZE*farts*what did he mean by this?
I'M NEUTRALIZEDALPHA ALPHA
>123>alpha alpha>telepathic>*farts*holy fuck bros
BRAAAAAP
THE FART
Brap
UPDOWN
>Burt wanking and farting b3HAHAHAHAA
hope jet had enough hindsight to only get contestants that are too poor to sue him. even if they dont win it lawsuits are a headache to deal with
OH MY FUCKING GOD BURT
I actually think he might be AI
>left>alpha>neutralize>telepathic>UPDOWNUPDOWN>*rips ass*>oh, fuck methis is kino
12345TELEPATHICTELEKINESESPRECOGNITIONLEFTALPHABLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHOBSCUREDNEUTRALIZEUP DOWN UP DOWNALPHA ALPHA >BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP
>>205162716sam literally told her
This is unreal
>okok>farts>okok>cooms>up down>telepathic
>BRRRRRAAAAAP
>up down up down*FARTS*
WHO CLIPOPEDTHE FART HAHAHAHAHA
==BURT UPDATE==he just farted while starting his goon session very loudly
xgkjguhgfdshjgfdsvfbgdrsaewrygfewfsdbfdg
burt went from being a cool chill guy saying >a good fucks a good fuckto saying>TELEPATHY TELEKINESIS PRECOGNITION 1 2 3 APPLES ORANGES
BRAP
>>205162716JET. RIG HER OUT. NOW.
>OBSCURE>NEUTRALIZE
>>205162669Hes the type of schizo to shut down / self harm. He might attack if he goes catatonic and someone tries to move him
SEASON FINALE
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING BURT HAHAHAHA
They must've dropped Burt's activation phraseNEUTRALIZE
*BRAAAAAAAAP*>Oh okay>Alpha alpha
The forbidden burt squirt
>>205162772I'm fucking crying trying to pack a box.
So what they tell them and then do nothing? Good job jet
There will never be another contestant of Burt's caliber ever again.
Ian status?
Take Smaack out on a skate date, teach her how to rock fakie and she gets so excited when she finally lands it so you reward her with ice cream and listen to her lecture you on diversity and systemic class oppression.
>BLANK, OBSCURED>UP DOWN UP DOWN>*BRAP*>OH FUCK
I know it won't be a popular sentiment around here but I'm starting to feel incredibly bad for Burt and I hope he leaves soon.
>we've been live the whole time>oh god oh fuck>better jerk off
Is watching Burt unethical? This feels legitimately evil.
Burt farting jerking off and schizo babbling to himself in b3
HE'S GONNA SHIT HIMSELF
The real question is why Abi put the toy phone on the bed instead of the hard wood table? It's easier to break something on a hard surface
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAP>interesting
Why does Burt keep farting?
>SIR, A SECOND FART HAS HIT B3
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SCHIZO BRAPPPPPPPPS
Burt squirts
FUCK MARRY KILL
BRAAAAPPPP
whoever casted him won
No way this nigga didn't just shit himself
Burt is Computer
>Mizzy figures it out>Goes around and tells everyone>tells the most schitzo guy of all>he's having a mental breakdown while she's drying her hair in the room next to hisI love this dumb bitch like you wouldn't believe
BRAAAAAAAAAP>okay....>interesting
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
>burt knows he's being watched>immediately goes to bed and starts talking to himself>starts jerking off and farting loudly and grunting
BURT LITEARLLY SHITTING HIMSELF OUT OF FEAR
>snnnnnnnnnnnnnnfffffffffffff
these mid-babble braps are killing me
binx keeps touching garbage and smelling her fingers
actually kind of worried about Burt
>>205162764him telling them it was live wasnt unprompted, mizzy has been doing this "what if it was actually live, and what if it wasnt actually famous house" stuff from the beginning, she obviously has some prior awareness
cells interlinkedBRAAAAP
Stress farts
Im trying not to laugh in public lmao
MY FUCKING SIDES BURT
shes the only one
WIGGERS START LIGHTING BURT UP WITH “AI”
>>205162808its the most evil thing they've ever done, hes a legit schizo
>>205162741Me too. This might be actually unhealthy for him.
>eccentric nervous schizo ramblings>rips a fat one>JESUS FUCKING CHRIST>eccentric nervous schizo ramblingsbros im fucking crying irl right nowreal tears
>>205162675This is such a shock to his system i wouldnt be surprised if it actually causes a psychotic break. Summer number 2
YUMMY BURTDADDY FART :)
holy fuck Burt is so fucked up I can't with this nigga >uuh okay I can't alpha 1 alpha *farts* hehehe>hmmm interesting
>who smashed the shit out of these reese'sLMAO. Sam must be pleased.
>>205162796Burt, Alex are two of the best they ever had. Luke had the potential to join them. Possibly could have been top 3 of all time
I feel really bad for him lmao.
I unironically act like Burt. I guess I have schizoaffective disorder. Kek
>>205162822fuck octoroonmarry binxkill whatever her name is
IM FUCKING CRYING I CAN TUFCKING BREAHT HELP
>I don't trust anyone else in the house>no the acting's way too complex
>>205162829god i could pound that fat pussy like a jackhammer and release a flood of sperm into her and this bitch would still be confused as to why she's pregnant
>>205162780If you’ve ever watched him alone you’d know that he’s been like this whenever people aren’t around
>>205162822in that order
INSANE FART>I'm thinking um...another Fart>interesting>math does not work>oh waitBRRRAAAP
>>205162839Burt is a pedophile, 13 13 13 13
he's actually going to shit himselfhonestly goran i think this was a casting mistake
>>205162808It's funny but if he breaks he'll probably never be functional again. I don't know where the line is between fucked up and funny here
>>205162741My guy this is his standard existence
>>205162808ya this is actually wrong as hell. satanic show
>>205162802protect smaackprovide for smaackracemix with smaack
compare this to ian's reaction
>>205162822Kill fuck marry
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
this is the hardest I've laughed in a few years
>What is happening? No? OK.I'm scared bros
>>205162673she had 1500 viewers on her stream last night jeet cuck
they should tell him
>>205162805yeah hope he doesn't kill himself when his family knows why he needed his privacy this is insane, maybe I'm just a stupid nigger though
>>205162822Fuck binx and mizzyKill myself
Burt having a mental breakdown while Smaack skateboard's :D
>what is happening>*brrrraaaappp*>hmm
Why can't I help but feel production's about to shit the bed? Like these are the last good moments of the season we're watching.
bro is so gassy
>>205162753alexs dad was worth $900M and he has a $38M inheritance coming his way lol
BURT IS FUCKING ACTIVATED RNIMPRESSIVE SHARTS
WHY DOES HE KEEP BRAPPING?
>>205162843>she obviously has some prior awarenessshes been on reality shows before and sam is doing a pretty shit job pretending to be a reality show host
>>205162822Love SmackLove SmackLove Smack
Burt is trying to stop himself from saying something crazy so he is overloading his brain with a bunch of gibberish to shut it out. I have OCD and I do this, too.
>>205162813lmfao
>>205162638Dont. It’s supposed to be funny
Burt shitting himself out of fear of AI in B3
>>205162822Marry Smaack. Kill the other two
The real reveal is going to be insane
i need a binx in my life
>attain the father to his destination
Stress farts coming in nicely toobs.
>>205162900People said that last night. This seasons gonna be a rollercoaster
>>205162905You don't get stress-braps?
>>205162857rape status>
burt needs his bro back to help him calm down
THIS IS THE NEPTUNIAN KINO I PAY FOR
Burt is going to end up stabbing Sam to death later on thinking he's the literal devil o some shit
What the fuck is Bianca cooking?
>>205162822fuck mizzymarry smaackkill binx
I don't think it's right to keep him on the show, he's really funny but like EXTREMELY mentally ill specifically paranoid schizophrenia. Genuinely doesn't deserve to be tortured.
>>205162808They stuck a schizophrenic in a 24/7 house and encouraged his delusions. They literally closed him into a room alone after fucking with him last night so we could watch him schitz out.
>>205162900Oh yeah. This is it. Only a couple days left before this is over. I guarantee it.
i hate this faggot like you wouldnt believe
mizzy fuck sake, you are the best but it is not where game ends, you will not get 50k right now, stop fucking talking, just play, fuck
>>205162741Fuck him
no way in hell alexis has never seen shaved balls
Glad to know Im not the only one who farts profusely when masturburting.
>>205162932>he paid for fishtank
Smaack is so shit at skating for someone who makes it half her personality
This show is fucking awesome
>>205162885but he gets his alone time to winddown like we have seen on the show before the reveal.he don't get it now.
>>205162900>Why can't I help but feel production's about to shit the bed?i can't help but feel that burt's about to shit the bed!
>>205162780Most psychos go nuts after a big mental shock. Like they go crazy after a parent dies or something
>>205162900So as longas Jet stays way it'll be fine. Bro is sus as fuck.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730491145620269.webm
>>205162741He's a pedophile lmao
>>205162829>So this is the kind of show that would make mental illness worse.Why would she tell him that? Does she still think he's faking it or is she just that fucking stupid?
>She doesn't know what ball toner is
>>205162909>transcribe it later.... when the actions will sufficei want to say he's just picking out the most salient descriptions of his thoughts to internalize them better because that's what i do
>>205162822KILLKILLKILLfuck payton
BURT IS THE AI
Burt knew it was live-streaming already, something's off here
>keeps farting like crazy>puts blanket over his noseIs he trying to kill himself with farts?
>>205162938burt will think computer is watching until the day he dies
>>205162935"steak mushrooms" (unbrushed mushrooms sauteed in A1 steak sauce with no oil, salt, or pepper)
>>205162902He had like 7 kids so his cut is pretty tiny
>>205162966kek
>the actions will sufficeHES GONNA DO IT
the sudden fart made me laugh so hard
>>205162919does she have radiation poisoning???
nobody is allowed to piss or shit when $BURT tops the charts again
>>205162900>Why can't I help but feel production's about to shit the bed? Like these are the last good moments of the season we're watching.They never make it past 7-10 days without a complete and utter crash. Season 1 had Jon leave, S2 had the quick fish burnout, S2.5 had Tay's freakout and Jon's leg get smashed.
>Replicate>Working Burt>Automaton>Synth>Android
>me every time I watch Burt
>>205162902alex loves sam, he's going to want him to be his mentor like jon
>>205162973https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730491177470828.webmpart 2 of burt squirts
>>205162954Yeah nigger I am not losing the opportunity to fuck with Burt
insane how payton makes the second most attractive fishtank girl (letty) look like a dying rat in comparison.
Someone needs to tell Jet to create some "proof" they're actually on Hulu just in case they all have a mutiny at some point claiming they're going to walk because there's no proof it's a real show.
>>205162931Need to CGI in some cum on the black guys hand
>>205162932>pay
>>205162822Marry Smaack kill the others
>>205162974you are more of a pedophile than he is
Burts an exhibitionist right? The goon counter is about to shoot through the roof
>>205162576HULU HAS LIVE SPORTS
>>205162808Burt is already mentally ill and on meds. Don’t feel bad
>>205162869I’ve got schizotypal personality disorder so I can forreal empathize with some of his quirks. Not the babbling and stuff tho
>>205162973lmao
>>205162983I think he just meant like "on streaming" rather than 24 hour livestreams
>>205162905you know those shitposts about shidding fartting and crying?he's having this but fr in irl rn
Who do you think is Burt's most likely victim once he breaks?I'm thinking Ted.
200820112024Burt Will Strike Again
>>205162983Yeh but he also says that he>won't be able to communicate or give updates until filming wrapsI think he just said it kinda by accident
>>205162990Alex personally has $38M coming his way, his words not mine.
>>205162983they ALL know its live. if would have been in the contract they are pretending they didnt read
>>205162917Ideally it'll just get progressively worse. Not some fucking "This Is really FISHTANK HA HAAAAA HAAA" bullshit.
>>205162796Schizo crazy but also jacked and incredibly vein. Yeah i dont think so
Luke would have fixed everything that has gone wrong
>>205162891>>205162808>>205162809>>205162813>>205162814>>205162831>>205162833>>205162834>>205162835>>205162848please clips I missed it
If they're about to figure out the real show, there's no point in keeping Luke away anymore.It's time to BRING. HIM. BACK.
>>205162822Fuck SmaackMarry BinxKill Mizzy
>>205162983they were told last man standing was cancelled and replaced with famous house.
How is my beloved taking this
>OH KILL ME>FUCK>I REALIZE THIS NOW
>>205163022still kneeling
Ok so when do they turn it on
>he'll kill me>oh god>kill me
>>205162900It’s about to go completely off the rails and become train wreck kino
>>205162931this webm is perfect
>>205163016insane that this is what you're focused on right now
Burt is breaking down
A la cama con Bianca
HELP BURTSAVE BURT
ya'll dont think burt is actually jacking off and it not just a bit do you?
Huh, interesting. The action specifies. Huh, OKAY. The wait what is. What was his name. What is going on. I feel like a celeb.
>>205162956Shes a woman man, cut her some slaack. Atleast she even has interests that isn't being a whore.
I wonder if production had a lot of “close call” casting decisions for this season.Like were there 8 other applicants who they almost invited on but there was like 1 minor thing that destroyed their candidacy? We’ll never know, but it’s the only way to accurately judge how good of a job they did with casting.
>>205162998yeah but i can fix her
jesus burt that was a wet one
>>205163049Why do you want clips of a black man farting anon?
>>205163018This jet, create fake rankings to show them so they keep believing it’s on Hulu, for now at least
>>205163038even after being told several times directly some of them have said this. I don't get it
Smaack abandons her skateboard to go into the CR
>>205162909It's becoming clear that jerking off under a blanket is a way he anchors himself to reality. Grim and fucked up
>>205162974source? i don't want proof but what did he say that would imply that
>>205162962Yes. Crazy how it became the best season in under a week.
This cant be real, has anyone in the house actually notice how batshit insane Burt is?
>>205163044>19 million* if his wife has anything to say about it
DONKEY KONG IS OFF THE RAILS
>>205162944:(
>oh godBurt is literally me in bed trying to sleep
Do it, Burt, kill them all
>>205163025marry binx, keep both alexis and mizzy as side pieces, pay them to get fatter and fatter and fatter
>>205163053this is the hottest she's looked
>>205163049you guys realize there's clips on the site right?
I see this season ending with the Cartel raiding the house and shooting shit up, Sam is trapped in the penthouse with Burt and must fight him to the death Ian escapes somehow
>>205163087if you mean mizzy and alexis, they're just low iq
season 1 and 2 now seem like actual dogshit
>>205162869Same I can easily keep it under control but I still act like him often, I also have a schizophrenic family member I hope I don't go full burt mode when I get older
>>205162931KEK saved.
>>205162942His relationship with Smack is wholesome and kawaii but she’s probably friendzoning him
>>205163045Yup. Otherwise the guys would be subject to massive lawsuits. Still, allow the illusion to continue for the anons. It’s been kino content already
>>205163090In the vanity the other day he was muttering something about she was 13, he also tags posts on reddit with shit like taboo and no limits
>>205162983Something like that has to be stated in the contract. They either didn't give any thought to it or the contract didn't make it seem like the live aspect was all that substantial.
POV: any trap house in the southern united states
>>205162921Casting a very very dank circle of protection on the fishtank toobz. Seems like they really need it.
>>205162940these people are here to get famous not for $50k or a Vegas Vacation Package. Mass quitting is coming
smack calling a computer a "she". if this chick believed in god she was say god was a woman too.
>>205163095Only Alex, he tried to tell everyone but they kept making excuses for Burt
>>205163108yeah
>>205162989she also enjoys uncooked firm tofu i forget if she sauces it, its no wonder shes so busted
DON STATUS?
>>205162906its not what shes saying, its how shes saying it
sooo are they not gonna turn on tts?
>>205163078The only other casting leak we know of is that Jet reached out to tons of gay black guys to be on the show
>>205162989Sound fucking disgusting
>>205163038the post says live-streamed AND released in web episodes next year, that's 2 separate, "live -streaming" means streamed as it happens
there aren't knives in the house are there
>>205163010>>205162973Fucking insane lmao. I'm crying at this shit.
>>205162974its a pedophile show
Smaack in the confessional :)
>>205163119retard, go back to kiwi
>>205163106
>US GIRLS DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH CONFIDENCESays Alexis after placing herself as the most beautiful person in the house
>>205163131I call my computer "she" too, what are you, a faggot?
kek they are mad at alex
>>205163122I dont know what that hairstyle is called but its really cute
>>205162956I wish I clipped her attempting to ollie. Maybe the funniest skate fail I’ve ever seen
smaack is too pure for this shit
>Mizzy talking to the cameraI missed this.
>>205163141i think it'll be production only for a few days just to ramp it up, then it's the paypigs turn
>Us girls don't have much confidence!! You don't understand!!>Placed herself top of attractive rankings and refused to budge to the point of actual anger
>>205163122>astros hat>from L.A.what the fuck Ian
Why does payton have a swtich?
>Mizzy just constantly talking to the cams now she realized it's just a livestream
>>205163162your computer ain't gonna fuck you bro
>us girls dont have that much confidence>mentally whipped burt in order to maintain 1st place in dress to impressi cant wait to see alexis ugly cry
They're gonna be disappointed that Computer doesn't immediately respond when they talk to it. They're gonna assume it's like Alexa.
how is this smaack person a real person
>Alex: there's nothing wrong with being big
>I wasn't pretty growing up>I was overweight and bulliedpics or it didnt happen
>attractiveness rating>toxic and stressfulshe's gonna get fully bimbofied by the end of this
Laron is not happy.
as long as smaack is happy I'm happy
>>205162812She wanted to cuck Jimmy. NTR style.
can we get a fishtoy to send mizzy cosplay outfits?
Not sure why we didn't anticipate "the computer is watching you at all times" would be such a mindfuck for a schizophrenic but here we are
If they were going to kick off Luke, why not atleast make it an elimination
>>205163171You think she was the first?
>>205163182didnt realize how much i hated that till she started doing it
>>205163173Anon she didn't want to move BECAUSE she's insecure, someone who is actually confident wouldn't give a shit
>i'm not touching you inappropriatelyyes you are jeet, stop
>>205163148>relying on Burt to communicate his thoughts properly
>>205163191binx? tale as old as time for goth girls
>WHY IS IT SO HARD TO BELIEVE THAT I AM BOTH ATTRACTIVE AND ALSO NICE
>>205163142>The only other casting leak we know of is that Jet reached out to tons of gay black guys to be on the showThe juggalo guy on Kiwifarms posted proof of his casting and them using admin@fishtank.live. Same issue cropped up with Alex referencing the admin email.
>>205163181lamar sneed won it in the beauty competition
When. Does. Chris. Lynch. Show. Up.(seriously, why hasn't he been the bartender?)
>>205163200send her some ozempic. fat bitch
>>205163184neither is your car or bike retard, do you really fantasize about spending time inside/next to guys all the time? fag
>>205163207He's coming back
>>205163203we've been saying that the whole time
>>205163051And eat vegan food every night? No thanks. Binx is getting fucked and Smmack is getting the ring.
She's not interested in you JEET. No girl is interested in you
THEY COULD LITERALLY BUILD A HALF OR QUARTER PIPE IN THE GARAGELETS GO JET
>>205163200the photoshopped legs lmao
>>205163188Smaack is like if one of those educational cartoons that try to be hip with the kids became a real person
>jet hiding in the basement as he hears burt rape and kill everything upstairs knowing he's about to be next
>>205163200Fishtoy idea>Mizzy has to scream everything for 2 hours
>>205163200she looks good when theres theres some really tight pants packing all the fat in her legs into a good shape
>>205163197How many more days until her smile and optimism will be gone you think?
>On the inside that's not who I am at alloh bitch
>grilled cheese with horseradish and pickles
HE DONT GIVE A FUCK. FUCK THE COMPUTER
how tall is smaack?
>>205163167half up half down google it
>>205163182Unfortunately the wiggers gave her immunity so they can’t even kick her out
>>205163182what has she watched that this seems normal to her? Millennials were watching "social experiments" on youtube in the early 2010's
>>205163182i'm surprised she isn't freaking out over all the pussy and tit shots she's shown since she got there
>>205163131Things you use are female. Ships, cars, computers. Being used is a feminine feature
>>205163122>yo ese you said you would have my money today and you don't got it... that's crazy... i start to get really hungry when a foo don't got my money...
>>205163095They constantly talk about how kind, stable, and sexy he is actually. You would think the entire show was satire
>>205163200raw
>>205163182she knew it was a livestream before, now she thinks she can talk to the camera because of computer, its going to immediately give it up to the rest of the cast
>>205163241Did you mean to post the picture of him bending over?
>>205163212when did he say this
>>205163208>You think she was the first?Mizzy was actually first to do it, she did it on day 1 I think
CUTE
>>205163249>computer? shi that sounds craaazy
Make sure that fucking switch doesn't have internet access
>L'sneed actually thinks he's older than a 37 year old heroine addict
>>205163101hes probably just replaying memories in his head and responding to them or narrating them
>>205163212where was this and who did he say it to
>>205163238Its wholesome ngl. Warms my blackened heart.
>>205162716>house is full of bizarre schizos that make no sense on a normal show >production lead is a chubby wigger named "Jet" who always sounds sleepy>Sam accidentally told Alex that black people react positively to him implying an audience >house is already dirty and ugly>everyone knows that Luke was a plant meant to stir shitOf course, anyone who doesn't realize they are being pranked is retarded
JUST SAY THAT THE "COMPUTER" HAS "DEVIOUSNESS" LEVELS AND IF THE CONTESTANTS ARE USED TO IT AFTER A WEEK OR SO, WE CAN CRANK IT UP (AND ALLOW EVEN CRAZIER TTS).EASE THEM IN, SO TO SPEAK.
>>205163241
>>205163235if Goran liked skateboarding they wouldve started but he doesnt give a fuck about that so maybe they will get some kiddy shit
they should have dressed fatty up in a Batman costume and made him trick-or-treat at the house last night
>24/7 unedited livestream>"production is making us look like assholes"she is so close to realizing shes an asshole
does production have a gun at hand to shoot burt when he starts stabbing people?
smaacktent in confessionalsadly ted is there
>>205163095All the white women keep defending him while saying Luke was violent and insane because of course they are.
>>205163182I can’t wait until she gets out and realizes her pussy and ass are all over the internet
>>205163224just coom to phoenix marie 3 times today
>>205163241now i'm picturing jet running very slowly through the bloodgames set with burt's schizo ramblings echoing through the woods
>>205163036>>205163113Yeah same. If I'm in a normal mood then I'm fine. But sometimes I get worked up and then tend ramble a lot.It's not as bad as his though. But he might just be under enough stress because of the show.I've never seen someone else behave this way so it's kind of weird.
>>2051632504 ft 12
burt burting harder than ever after realizing he was being watched the whole itme
>>205163228your argument sucks retard>>205163255you have convinced me that all items I use are feminine in nature
>>205163252The one time they don't rig a challenge and it bites them in the ass
>shoot me please >kill me>no that makes no sensewtf burt
>>205163250I'd say like 5'2
>>205162973>>205163010god man man these clips go hard
>>205163268he just said it to payton in the den, something along the lines of "sorry for touching you last night, it wasn't like inappropriate or anything"
>theyll kill meyou have to kill them first burt
>>205163200I hate this little nigga like you wouldn’t believe.
>>205163246I genuinely think she's a dark horse to make it to the end
>>205163217welp, the ego is back in full force, now that she exhausted herself among the fish she has to turn to the audience for validation
Reminder Mizzy won't leave tonight because they gave her immunity
>>205163249>man… I just wanted to chill… hope the cartel don’t kill me… shiiiit… fridge is empty bro
Where is Burt? I checked all cams I can't fucking find him. Then again there are like 40 cams and I'm not familiar with the layout of the house yet
>>205162822FUCK PaytonMARRY PaytonCRY to my best friend Smaack when I find out she cheated on me with Alexis."SUICIDE" Payton.Then MARRY Bianca and pump her full of retarded chuldren because her eggs are past the expiration date.
>announce computer >Don't turn it onNEPTUNIAN
>>205163250I need my cute little smaack snack
ive been watching kitchen. what did i miss in the burt dept.?
Alex is 6' but I keep thinking hes like 5'7
>I'll kill me.. Naa, that makes no sense..
Was computer used already ?
>>205163287They think production lead is ben. Sam told Alex that the black editors liked it. You're not even watching.
Mizzy needs to stay around because she is the perfect person to play against alexis and laronda
>all the whores can focus on is the beauty competition shit while burt is spiraling down and shidding himselflmaothose hoes gonna implode on themselves btw.alexis realized everyone will be out for her and tries to damage control HARD right now.
>learn that the show is being livestreamed and the whole thing is fake>still ranting about the beauty contest
>>205163301NEPTUNIAN
>>205163235Have you seen how bad both of them are. One of them would break their neck
Alexis>that's what I love. I love people's souls>I love watching people detox from hard drugs
>>205163334seriously goddamn
>>205163331BEDROOM 3
>>205163121from what i've noticed, it seems like they pulled a bait and switch on a couple of the contestants like less than 24 hours before day 1, I think payton said they sent her a new contract 4 hours before the show started
>>2051632505’1
>>205163285>>205163319
>>205163246She's had kinda a roigh early life so she'll stick around but not for long.
Ugly people (inside and out) thinking they are 10s will never not be hilarious
>>205163340100% 5'7" energy
Even Smack is making fun of the Jeets accent, holy fuck, how over is it for streetshitters?
>>205163345only around burt when he is by himself kek
>>205163331b3. you just missed his schizo episode and farting
>HELLO?>SHOOT ME?
>>205163340same idk whymaybe cause hes so little compared to burt
>Hello!>Shoot me...Burt, no...
SHOOT ME
>>205163334nah production will probably do a few for a bit just to set the tone for the paypig retards
>hello?>shoot mejesus
>>205163331I've lost track of him
i hope sam rips mizzys life apart
>>205163200YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ASS, YOU KNOW THAT?
burt will literally shit test
>>205163340he does have manlet energy
Burtbros i'm starting to sweat a lil....
>>205163340hes got shorter guy proportions
>>205163171she talked to the camera three days ago, she held up soap the the camera and said "buy the soap"
>>205163327She said she's going to use her vote to defend Ian.It's a toss up now that the pentlonghouse has crumbled.
>>205163312He does try to end his shows with a positive message, after running wretchedness for 5 weeks
qrd for a wagie whos been at work all day? thanks in advance my niggas
>>205163340His overcompensating personality makes you think he's a manlet
>>205163349this. I hated her so much for whispering and talking in circle for hours but her stocks are skyrocketing
>>205163214touche
>>205163278I love this little quadroon like you wouldn’t believe
>alex wants people to go against him when he makes wild claimsThis dude was made for reality tv
Is Burt gonna die from suicide by cop in the next 10 years?
I want Binx butt
>>205163353ted literally just asked for one in the CR
>>205163312You know he's being ironic right? He thinks the tweet is pretentious garbage.
My retarded quadroon wife
>>205163287its obvious looking in from the outside.but for them the thought that everything is fake and was a setup is much more insane than anything of what you have mentioned.
>>205163331>not familiar yetnormie
>>205163370every single woman in the house has done it at this point its fucking hilarious
>>205163392Why?
>>20516341410 days more like
>>205163340probably because his body looks like this
How many times do you think the thought of hurting someone in the tank has crossed burt's mind since he got here?
>Ted flirting with Smackgonna have to kill this nigga when he gets out
>>205163200more
>>205162822marry mizzy, fuck binx kill the rest
Burt is spiraling.
BURT IS LOSING IT
Burts got this he just needs a little power fap- I mean power nap to organize his thoughts WTF is he hallucinating
oh my god burt isnt gonna make it another week...
>>205163370lmao really
>>205163312have you ever seen a joke one line comment before? is irony something you struggle with?
love this nigga
maybe they should call a doctor for burt
>no that makes no sense no that makes no sense no that doesnt exist no that doesnt make SENSE NO THAT DOESNT EXIST NO THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE THAT FOESNT MAKE SENSCW
>>205163334They couldnt even get tts in b3 yesterday.
mizzy in confession
=======MIZZY UPDATE=======SHE REPEATEDLY IS SAYING THE WORD "LIVE" TO OTHER CONTESTANTSit seems being "live" is on her mind
Who is this person?Oh, no one. Okay.
Burt is bedroom 3 bathroom talking to himself
>>205163415
GET EVERYBODY INTO CONFESSIONAL AT ONCE TO DO A GROUP "HA HAAAH HAAAAA"GET EVERYBODY INTO CONFESSIONAL AT ONCE TO DO A GROUP "HA HAAAH HAAAAA"
>WHO IS THIS PERSONhe is completely losing it
so having 160 IQ just means you're good with math and patterns?
JET WE NEED A WELLNESS CHECK B3 BATHROOM
COMPUTERACTIVATE
I’m in love with smaack
Alexis and Simbal are made for each other.
wtf is binx putting a1 steak sauce on tofu??
>>205163455nah once he understands what's going on he should calm down
>Burt goes to the restroom>"Wooo!"We've all been there before.
So we're now at the point where they got an autistic schizo nigga, let him believe he's not being streamed, sprang it on him and he's now expressing suicidal thoughts, repeating "shoot me" to himself & openly contemplating taking "pain pills"This is def gonna be the last season
>>205163460He's fiiiiiiiiiiiiine
Poor Burt
>>205163438Constantly 13579 alpha alpha interesting evil precognition august 2011 uodownupdown
SHUT IT DOWN
They should tell Burt the computer can't see into bedroom 3. Or else he's gonna leave or hulk out on someone
Burt seems to be quickly losing functional use of his body. Seems like he's dizzy or something, off balance.
>>205163455I doubt Burt makes it two days
>>205163331He’s in b3 right now having a complete meltdown
>>205163469rambling and shitting
>>205163348Cope dumbass the "black editors" was damage control then Alex told everyone about it causing the pajeet to know it's live
Burt is ascending! Reaching levels of schizo over 9000!!!!!!
>>205163278People seriously prefer Mizzy to Smaack.She worked it out though can't take that away, she doesn't know fishtank though
>>205163095binx tells people she knows he uses ky jelly every day,but the girls are not really creeped out by him somehow
MIZZY CONFESSIONAL. SHE KNOWS. MIZZY CONFESSIONAL. SHE KNOWS. MIZZY CONFESSIONAL. SHE KNOWS. MIZZY CONFESSIONAL. SHE KNOWS. MIZZY CONFESSIONAL. SHE KNOWS. MIZZY CONFESSIONAL. SHE KNOWS. MIZZY CONFESSIONAL. SHE KNOWS.
>>205163476Hallucinations are beginning.
>>205163477IQ tests are just pattern recognition shit
HOLY FUCK 96 ENDORSERS
>burt schizoing out in the bathroomgoddammit I gotta walk away soon but I don't wanna miss the mass murder
>Burt getting out of bed>points to the air>asks 'who are you?'>proceeds to take a shit whilst schizo ramblingwhat did he mean by this?
>>205163414after he kills Ted
>going into the confessional and telling production about how she knows their gimmicklegit 0 IQ
Please gaslight Mizzy so she feels insane
where the fuck are you guys seeing burt?
>>205163490burt is going to need so much therapy after this
>>205163300someone please find that anal cowboy pov video pls
>>205163403You missed everything. This season is already the best after the events of the past two or so hours.
she thinks the Famous House isn't real
>>205163414no but only because suicide suggests intentionality.
THEY NEED ANOTHER EDIT. MIZZY ISN'T SOLD.
>burt spiralling>mizzy figuring out its on youtube Ahhhh this shit is great
I wonder if the contract is still valid when an insane person signs it
she cracking the code
mizzy being the first one to figure it out and embrace it completely is such a kino plot twist
>>205163508I hate both of them :)
Mizzy's thighs in those fishnets
ted looks like a faggier jimmy urine somehow
>>205163528he was in b3, now in b3 bathroom
she thinks it's episodes on youtube, not 24/7.she actually believes the computer bs
>>205163191there was a pic posted from her old myspace or something recently when she mustve been 17 and she was not fat or ugly.
"I LOVE BEING HERE"JET'S IN!!!!
Mizzy can figure this out but still can’t figure out who stole from her lmao
*haha haha Im gonna get slaughtered in just a moment haha haha*
lmao there's something so hilarious about schizo babble, the fact Burt's brain thinks those jumbled words mean anything is so funny to me
>Mizzy is basically spelling out the show to the fucking producers of all peopleShe’s a fucking retard. Doesn’t she realize if the show is actually like that they’d kick her off or mess with her
Burt could probably maim one person before hes stopped. Who is the unlucky contestant that is attacked
>>205163528Vanity
>talking to computer makes me wanna come in here more
>Mizzy: "I think this game is crazy...but... I love it *smiles mischievously* Mizzy: "I think this game is crazy...but... I love it *smiles mischievously* >Mizzy: "I think this game is crazy...but... I love it *smiles mischievously* Mizzy: "I think this game is crazy...but... I love it *smiles mischievously* >Mizzy: "I think this game is crazy...but... I love it *smiles mischievously* Mizzy: "I think this game is crazy...but... I love it *smiles mischievously* >Mizzy: "I think this game is crazy...but... I love it *smiles mischievously* Mizzy: "I think this game is crazy...but... I love it *smiles mischievously* >Mizzy: "I think this game is crazy...but... I love it *smiles mischievously* Mizzy: "I think this game is crazy...but... I love it *smiles mischievously*
>Mizzy in the fishnetsI am diamonds
>>205163528you can sorta hear him through Vanity cam
>Mizzy isn't talking to the camera now because she thinks there's an audience but because she thinks she's actually talking to "computer"Another idiot savant
what are the odds burt is just acting all of this and fucking with us. Otherwise the wiggers would interfere already I'd guess. They took people out of the game for much less.
this whole thing has worked spectacularly so far
>>205163370Binx said in confession he has “a stench that repels women”
TURN ON TTS AND LET BURT KNOW EVERYONE LIKES HIMITS THE ONLY WAY FOR HIM NOT TO LEAVE IN THE BEST CASE AND SPIRAL OUT AND START STABBING PEOPLE/HIMSELF IN THE WORST CASE
>>205163532fuck my life man :(
>still going on about the fucking candymizzy shut up
>like I know I'm totally talking to computer right nowshe is not that smart kek
is anything gonna happen in the next 6 hours i wanna sleep
>>205163543multiple people have already said they think it's live in the first few days
>>205163482smaack is a purity test, if you hate her you have an evil corrupted soul
she's being fake now that the veil has lifted
>>205163508smack didnt show me her pussy
>>205163460do a live therapist bit with burt in the confessional, but get an actual therapist
Mizzy's mouth is too big
>>205163556this hahaha
>>205163573next to zero
What did jet say to mizzy in the basement?
>>205163480HA HA HAAAAA
>>205163573you're retarded
>>205163460he needs to talk with Dr. Don Wario
>>205163565JET IS IN
>>205163574remember to thank simmons
>>205163571they know they are supposed to call the audience "computer' so you retards think the epic troll is really happening
>>205163519look is eliminated and still has more endorsements than every fish except burt
they want to be rape
where 'urt
Mizzy is this season's lettyShe's playing chess while everyone's playing checkers
Mezzy- “hey I think we are on a weird fake show to gaslight us into thinking we are famous on Hulu”Alexis- “omg I was the prettiest in the house”I hate this bitch so much
It's fine, I think Burt is just trying to teach the computer his ways
>>205163525in her desperation to seem smart she revealed her severe retardation
Man, I wish they would have sent him a weird TTS
>yap yap yap yap yap yapgod I hate women
>>205163554yeah binx just lies like 90% of the time because everyone else is too retarded to notice
>>205163528You can hear his schizo rant in Vanity
So now Mizzy is hamming it up even though she knows it's a farce? It's not like there's an actual Hulu edit by her own deduction.
can anyone understand what burts saying in the bathroom?
Ted reminds me of that Gay Mayor
burt rambling in b3 bathroom currently
>>205163529lol they really don't realize how intensely his mind is going to process the reality, I honestly hope he just leaves today, there's no way he thinks he'll win anyway
>>205163588yeah bro she's so smart
stop saying Mizzy is smart. she still thinks Ben is gay.
>>205163384Her pussy and ass are all over the internet now
>>205163571its amazing I am super warming up to her
>>205163528He’s in vanity bathroom talking to himself
Jet,So far this season makes me want to give you a firm handshake. Keep it up.
>>205163587L O V EOVEandL I G H TIGHT
>>205163564She just wants to blab to someone at all times
>>205163403>really good sam and ben bit, you're going to want to see the youtube upload>computer ai tts going live soon
>>205163612'nity bathroom
It all comes tumbling down
>>205163573it's a comforting thought but no they're just genuinely preying on a schizo for entertainment value
it's a confessional not a life story booth
skater alliance solidified
imagine fucking binx up her unwashed anus hole
>>205163559maybe he doesn't think they mean anything, maybe they just feel good to say
>>205163632skeete buttygaygig
>>205163651'ank you
>i didn't give instructions to my plant or coordinate with him>so i kicked him offgoranian
>>205163482same
>>205162934I think Sam could easily take Burt. As evident from his BBL scar, Burt is only about aesthetic niggerfaggotry so only works his gllamor muscles.
>>205163556>Sam straight up says "was stealing really worth it" to Sneed>She just thinks it's a production gaslight
>>205163384>he doesn't know
>>205163613She’s playing chess with checkers pieces
>>205163334They said after tonight the game will never be the same again
Power Move bros....Status??
>>205163577she said he IS a stench that repels women, metaphorically. but still could've been a veiled racist joke
getting in on the ground floor
So Mizzy's incredible revelation is that Famous House is actually a reality show? What's her point? What was it for the past week then? Dumb bitch.
If it's okay to not wear makeup;if not wearing makeup is to be your authentic self,why wear makeup?Oh, I see - wearing makeup makes you more of yourself!
>Is it possible being in this house now is affecting your brainBurt is going to leave
>>205163626she thinks it's a "social experiment" so now she's virtue signaling even harder to look good
>make up makes up who you arethats sad
>>205163639He is
>>205163439He slept with her and cuddled with her all night last night. It was cute
damn burt finna stop jacking off in public now and noone's gonna catch him doing it>>205163635hilarious
Why is Burt snapping his fingers?
>>205163636If the wiggers were truly decent people they'd usher him out and all the fish would understand
>Yeah some guy on youtube rented a mansion and got a Marvel super hero level AI into the house for Google ad revenue
Mizzy reminds me so much of my sister it's unreal. Talks, looks, and acts the exact same.
>>205163508HAG WIFE EROTIC
Whos a good boy anon
>>205163621desu, she's growing on me. She overthinks things and talks so much about what the show is, challenges and strategy that the one time she is right everyone barely pays attention to her. She goes full circle into gaslighting herself
I dont care how much hate she getsI'd plow Mizzy 24/7 any day of the week
>>205163643is this a ben production this time?I thought jet would be too stupid for something like this
>>205163687100%
mizzy large
Nevermind, she didn't understand anything she is braindead.
>>205163676why are they called FISH? this is famous house
>>205163676nah
>>205163577She said that while talking to Mizzy in B2
>>205163586I'm talking about her knowing it's not famous house but crazy house, nigga
>they are trying to make us look like assholesYou guys realize this will make mizzy virtue signal x100000She will absolutely refuse to do anything anywhere near an edge now
>>205163666doesn't this wording imply that their plant is someone besides luke? i don't think they meant it that way but its curious
>>205163666when does he come back, haven’t watched the last few days
>>205163699
it's fine if they figure out it's not hulu, the really critical part is that they can't know all the cams are live 24/7 which mizzy has no clue about yet
>>205163565Reminder she wants to fuck Sam so once she realizes he's not a real host she's going to go all in
>>205163670that shit doesnt bother modern women
Burt has an external monologue
>>2051635730
>>205163694>///<
>>205163666Their word mean nothing anyways...
>>205163667>>205163482Women with bubbly upbeat personalities are seriously underrated
all women explain very basic elementary school concepts like its mindblowing shit they just discovered for the first time
>>205163687Nah he'll be fine
I wonder what happened to Burt that made him this way. There’s a video of him in 2017 and he sounded completely articulate. Even when he talks around others now, his speech seems off
I've seen Mizzy's vagina.
>>205163621>>205163695my brain automatically filters her, i legit can't get what's she talking about even if i actively try to
>>205163610F
LMFAO BURT
YEEEEEEEEEE
>>205163501he will kill them all on the full moon
>>205163612Bouta "erk
>>205163729I believe them this time
>>205163686He allows himself to be himself when nobody else is around and has been having a bit of a melty since he heard there was an AI being trained off of his schizo rants that he uses to cope
OH GOD
take a nap, chill out, and figure out what's going on
Talking to himself in third personOH FUCKKKKKKKKKK
Up the stairs, alpha beta thetaYour brain seems to be processing information
jesus christ she's only figuring it out because her narcissism was challenged and she kept splitting/dissociating while bouncing ideas around for why she was being slighted until she settled on rationalizing it as a "social experiment" revolving around beauty and authenticity
>>205163677her revelation is that its a "social experiment" to see how people who want to be famous act, not necessarily a place to make them famousthats about the extent of it
That's cruel lmao.
LMAO they scared the fuck out of Burt
>burt>AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
BURT GOT A TTS IN B3
burt just got jumpscared by TTS hahaha
AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
can someone post the pic of young mizzy so i can compare to how beat she is now?
oh fuck the scream lmfao
OH NO
LMAO
LOL.."uh ok"
burt fucking screamed
I AM COMPUTER
>>205163719alright not the greatest ass I must admit
TTS IN B3 VANITY
Nah @Jet you went too far this time for real my nigga
>>205163689>bird-brain mizzy getting so close yet so fark-eye-no
I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE MY SIDES
>>205163613she's playing 1D chess but somehow it's working
YES YES
>you cant decide how you lookDoes this bitch think burt doesnt work for his muscles or why her legs are so fat?
lmfao burt
>>205163709it's like when you get the answer right but the work is wrong so you don't get the point.
TTS just scared the fuck out of Burt
TTS just came to burt>HEY BURT AM I AUDIBLE TO YOU??
why does Burt seem to get more schizo as he ascends the ladder? he'll approach it talking about semi-coherent things but by the time he's at the top he's off in space
The bread tie is literally trashy
that fucking yell burt did
no don't do this to him he's already losing it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK SAKE
HAHAHAHAHA
they're going to unironically drive him insane, or more insane
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHBEST SEASON OF ALL TIME
FUCK I MISSED IT POST CLIP!!!
>AAARHHHH!!
>Burt does the BRBRBRBRBR thing with his lips just like Summer
burt is gonna fucking snap and kill them all
>screamed when he heard "computer"he's not lasting another week
Mizzy is yapping too hard. Go hang out with in Ian in B2 or something this is annoying
Did someone clip Burt TTS just now? I missed it...
>They TTS Burt in the middle of mental breakdownOkay it's funny, but this is unironically actually evil, he's literally the only fish they've been solo TTS'ing
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
This is just cruel at this point
oh my god lmao
>>205163717hard to tell. jet is dumb as shit so it could just as easily be him not knowing how to write properly
man face
omfg this is so sad i want to hug burt
That fucking scream lmaoooo
YESSSSS HAHAHAHAI KNEEL
did they only send him the tts because he was about to jack it with whatever he brought up there
you heard the man, jet. change the tts sound.
WHAT DID BURT'S TTS SAY??????
>>205163670>No bushDROPPED
>>205163788>>205163797It's so fucking crazy.
>AAAAAAAH PLEASE STOP THAT
Lmao poor Burt
this is the first time i've felt bad for someone on this show. poor burt
LMAOOOOOO
>>205163823seriously...
Burt will quit.
>burt is terrified of the tts sound
>please stop thatthey are playing with fire with burt holy shit
The TTS sound is freaking Burt out
>my type isnt in this housewhat is her type?
>>205163762Truth nuke
>>205163714you're retarded
WtfI think Le'mur deserves more endorsementsMy brother in christHe had the best swag and won a Nintendo Switch
the way Burt shrieks like Homer holy shit man this guy is hilarious, most evil casting ever
To burt's point, what is the TTS sound even supposed to be
Burt is losing it
CODDLETANK BET YOU THEYRE GONNA CHANGE THE SOUND FOR BURT
please tell me someone clipped that
>can you please not make that loud sound? it startles meburt's not gonna make it
PLEASE PLEASANTS SOUNDS ONLY
CLIP PLEASE ?
:'(stop it
LMAOOOOOO this is FUCKED.
They need to change it to a harp sfx for Burt
They really should do an elevator "ding dong" noise rather than the loud TTS splat
Burt ain't gonna last one day with the TTS...
just tuned into B3, heard burt talking, what was he talmbout
new feature request: choose opening TTS sound effect, so as not to startle Burt
>CAN YOU PLEASE NOT MAKE THAT LOUD SOUND IT STARTLES ME>PLEASE A PLEASENT SOUND THATS NOT SO STARTLINGoh shit
>>205163823fuck off faggot
jet is keking his sides off downstairs
>>205163823>we want torture house>NOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THIS :((((((((((
none of the other contestants will stay if TTS starts insulting Burt
god's work, jet
>>205163851chad
AAAARRRGH
>>205163858so you know when to pause a conversation
I've got a headache from laughing so hard
>>205163813They shouldn't send TTS to him while there are people around for their safety rather than because they're fucking with him
Oh my sweet nigger child, you have no idea
Holy mother of for this is kino beyond anything imaginable
>Missy going on a massive ego trip while a black man is driven to insanity
dude he can't even handle the indicator noise.
>>205163746I need to see more
Burt is in a dream and he needs to kill everyone in the house to wake up from it
>>205163191Really?...
>>205163858>To burt's point, what is the TTS sound even supposed to beNo idea but i love it kek
What's the point of the annoying sound at the start of TTS?
>>205163841>>205163845I spit water all over myself.
>>205163858its a "hey shut the fuck up idiots the paypigs are about to say something" alert
>>205163851her type left the house 2 days ago
>>205163855???
JET, AS YOUR LAWYER I NEED TO ADVISE YOU TO COOL IT BRO
KEK this is so good.
>>205163871they should make it even more alarming
>>205163836>Hey Burt, how is the mattress, is it soft or hard?
This is insanely fucked up
>>205163851She was talking about women
>>205163871fucking kek
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME YOU CLIPPED IT
the tts sound effect isn't really necessary
I think I'm done watching sam and co torture someone who literally never asked to be schizophrenic, this is too much
PLEASE STOP THAT
BURT NO
>>205163865>>205163858>>205163849>>205163848I really hate that sound too 2bh.pretty jarring.
>>205163877>>205163880He’s a literal schizophrenic. Even the most degen IP2 streamers arent this cruel
>>205163851surprised. ted seems like "her type"
JET GODSONI KNEEL
im fucking dying bros
POST CLIP PLEASE! LMAOOOOOOO
>>205163924this desu
Unfortunately Burt made the exact wrong decision by staying alone right now
>>205163823they all signed up for it brotheyre all desperate
Please someone clip the Burt scream
just wait until gay guy alert starts playing when he enters a room
this is obviously gonna turn into a huge disaster
this is amazing
>>205163923https://x.com/FishTankViewer1/status/1852444693415804943
BURT IS HANDLING THIS REALLY WELL
>>205163855>96 he honestly does deserve more
this is the most fun I have had in YEARS
missed this cause i was looking at the thot.
>>205163920Insanely hilarious
i remember josie was also consistently startled by the tts sound
they're not gonna stop it are they
>>205163907To be annoying and loud, get the attention of the fish so they can listen
>>205163925Nigger then leave, no one cares.
Not funny to do this to Burt. Instead try to make Alexis feel important because she's the only one computer talks to
LEAVE BURT ALOOOOOONE
I think the delayed response, the buffer time between TTS is fucking him up even more
>>205163925
>>205163928I love the sound
Burt screaming at the tts noise is the new josie head shake at the tts noise
This is actually fucked up lmao
>Burt is having a legitimate schizophrenic breakdown and almost shit his pants>everyone else yapping about meaningless shitI love this
this computer shit is going to fail, the wiggers take an eternity to type the tts messages it just doesn't feel like a real interaction with an AI system
Make the apology as loud as the disrespect
>>205163953That too
>>205163955true lol
>>205163935>>205163940Guys I'm literally sweating from laughter.
>>205163865>burt's not gonna make itor the rest of the house
>>205163880We want not schizophrenic people to be reality show tortured, that's not a crazy boundary man lol
When Burt snaps and stabs someone I hope it isn't Binx
>>205163937it is you fucking retard. they could change the sound, but it's an alarm to let them know a TTS is coming so they shut up and listen to it
LMFAO Burts terrified of the TTS
Burt is a pedophile
>>205163907Most TTS’s have a sound at the start
If Burt kills Jet Neptune no jury in the would would convict him
>Director cam switching to B3 everytime they TTS kek
AAHHHHHHHHHH!!
>>205163964yeah he gets comfortable
>>205163851aryan (luke)
>>205163683i know i was seething
>>205163932wow cool i guess all his actions are excused because his brain his fucked, lets just let him drug rape the entire cast
someone make an irc so i don't have to keep opening a thread
seeing these women without makeup on the handheld cams when the episodes or clips are released is going to be brutal
>>205163829
>>205163924This, it detracts from it feeling like a real voice
they need to just play the gay guy alert and burt would be screaming for help
>>205163914So, when Mizzy does it okay but when Simbad does it, it's not?Alright. I get it, you fucking racists chuds.
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>>205163975Thanks Jet and production for listening to off-season feedback
Burt isn't going last more then a few days at this point with tts lol
can you hear the tts from other rooms?
didnt they run a TTS to burt on day 1 or 2. I remember it freaking him out too
>>205163907Peanut brain
>>205163987Have you noticed how everyone is trying to be the "hey your cool dont come to school tomorrow" friend
>>205163920Lawyer posters wha?
i told myself i wouldn't give jet any money but i'll send burt one tts when it opens.
>>205163975because a TTS startled someone? are you guys all 12? holy shit its not even top 100 tank moment or TTS
>>205163990idgaf
I fucking kneel, I should have trusted the plan
burt is going to rip the speakers and cameras off the wall in b3
>>205163932hes black dude who cares
>>205164011who is that?
>>205163683>It was cuteThat's Burts booty.
>>205163955>>205163981she still is by loud unexpected sounds
>>205163973Like a Smart House™ is going to have the same processing power as a cutting edge iPhone! Maybe in 20 years...
Jeet in the confessional rn
There are those who love Smack, and those who haven't seen the Smackhole.
>>205163973imo the delay makes it better, it's like they're running a shitty rigged open source llama on their gaming pc instead of chatgpt
>alex thinks everything that gets revealed makes it more revolutionary and kinothis gets me every time
>>205164011go to miami with some money and coke
>>205163955Unironically it's a sign of autism
>>205163925He is one of the few situations where I do feel very bad. He may have had a vague idea of what the show might be, but this is clearly unhealthy for him. He's clearly made very major changes in his life to just live even semi-normally and I don't think he has any idea of what this could be or how it will affect him. I think it's best he decide to leave, or be removed if it continues to show signs of worsening. And I say this as a somebody who's favorite fish is burt this season.
Does Burt have some beeping electronic in his bed?
>>205163985he is on the torture house show dude, the weakest (schizophrenic) link is gonna snap first
If burt killed someone in this house he would get away with it
BURT IS GOATED WTF
>>205163975aww look at babyface S1 Jet, what went wrong?
>>205163990literally when did he say this, clip or stfu
>>205164035noone cares, we're checking in on Burt and TTS
what's happening?
>>205163932Bro stop treating him like an invalidThe dude fucks old men in some bdsm porn shit he is fine ffs All you pearl clutching faggots >oh no the schizophrenic cant do anything he is just so schizo and sad ughhhFuck off
>>205164003>irckekidk you could make #fishtank or #ftl on rizon i guess
>not introducing tts to burt as the computer that has been watching him, not asking him about his rape rants, and not turning the tts noise offretarded wiggers>whats your favorite movie?>AHAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAkys jet
>>205164034doesn't take a super computer to make API calls anon
no fucking shit his favorite movie is mean girls lmao
/tv/ reference!
>burt's favorite movie is mean girlswat
LMAOOOOO BURT
MEAN GIRLS
>Am I In psychosis?>No that's ridiculous>Alpha Beta Kappa
Jet TTS burt "its okay, i will not judge you for what you say when alone"
>Mean Girls 2004Kino burt
favorite movie is mean girls? explains the singing at the vanity
>mean girls (2004)Based burt
holy fuck this is cruel
it would be funny if burt only has nice tts the whole time he's there while everyone else has the regular unfiltered shit talk
>>205164047it sounded like he was setting a digital watch timer.
broswe have entered KINO phase
>>205164016They've done it a couple of times over multiple days.
i wish flowstream had a TTS banner
>>205163851mizzy said on like day 1 that her type is burnt out loser stoner guys. Post malone and seth rogen were her examples
burt's favourite movie is mean girls, not showgirls. psued-homo confirmed
mean girls is certified kino
>Bert prefers /tv/
>mean girls>2004 versionHOLY FUCK BASED
>>205164047Watch
>>205164054i noticed that too, damn
MEAN GIRLS KINO
>will alex be OKbro i'm gonna cry
>>205163421>>205163457Lol coping Sam Hyde dicksuckers. He was being 100 percent sincere
>>205163990trvke
Jeet defeat, Photoshop a girl in for /ourguy/
I really like Burt, but this is hilarious.
wtf they released a 2024 remake what the FUCK
>my favorite movie is Mean Girls (2004)unimaginably based
>his favorite movie is mean girls(2004)I can't. He's breaking my heart. He isn't meant for this. :(
>>205164065he's on the edge they cant go right to 10
what did burt say
>will alex be okay?>I care about him:(
how we feeling simbalsapians?
>>205163932He signed up for a reality show. It would be more cruel to not let him participate in society. Unless, you're advocating he isn't capable and should be excluded and/or institutionalized?
This is Burt's favorite movie
>>205164107yeah and it is a musical. it sucks.
>i have a question, will alex be okay? i care about himi do not want to see this man be tormented
>>205164071that's known lore though
>will alex be okay? I care about himwholesome burt
>i have a question>will alex be okay? i care about himburt.....
based burt doesn’t fuck with the remake
>>205164065They need to calm him down, his is a make funny content stream not a make a schizophrenic snap and murder someone stream
>burt the genuine schizo is wondering if alex the eccentric guy will be ok...
Burt... ;_;
>>205164116This nigger is crazy lmfao
>>205164065Impatient faggot
>talking to burt is cruelYou faggots need to get a grip, you will do worse than the fish.
>Burt is the key to all of this. If we get Burt working... because he’s a funnier character than we’ve had so far.
I think Burt is more autistic than schizophrenic. His favorite movie is mean girls. He likes to help people but he'd also like to play the bad guy rapist type scumbag. He gets scared very easily, he walks around like a retard
LMAOOOO
If they don't change the TTS sound Burt is genuinely gonna snap
>yes, he's special to meaw
>>205164065It can’t be too complex at the start. It has to feel kinda dumb?
>burt has a crush on alexholy shit
This is fucking INSANE.
Alex is special to me...
>YES, HE'S SPECIAL TO ME
alex needs to watch his ass
burt is such a fucking creep
how is burt real
TURN THE LOUD JUMPSCARE TTS NOISE OFF ITS LITERALLY ALWAYS BEEN RETARDED>TURN THE LOUD JUMPSCARE TTS NOISE OFF ITS LITERALLY ALWAYS BEEN RETARDEDTURN THE LOUD JUMPSCARE TTS NOISE OFF ITS LITERALLY ALWAYS BEEN RETARDED>TURN THE LOUD JUMPSCARE TTS NOISE OFF ITS LITERALLY ALWAYS BEEN RETARDED
I hope Burt wins bros…
>>205163928I LOVE the tts sound kek
>>205164119it's a good movie
>he's special to me :(((((((
>do you want me to check on Alex?>Yes, he's special to me...
>>205164142Ted was special too.
>do you want me to check on alex?>"yeah, he's special to me"teddy bear x papa bear is officially over
this is fucking unreal
Burt is a big sweetie who would never murder and rape a white boy
i almost feel bad for burt, holy shit
HNNGGHHH PAYTON BENT OVER THE COUCH
alex is on the rape list
>Mean Girls (2004)probably a better movie than (You)r favorite movie
>>205163603Only if this leads to Frank being seriously maimed
>Do you want me to check on Alex?>Yes, he's special to me. bros...
>>205164120ewwww
>>205164135Seriously what the fuck. Hell house and torture house people now clutching their pearls at... LOUD TTS NOISE?
>yes, he's special to me>I love him like a brotherprotect this man at all costs
BURT IS TOO FUCKING PURE FOR THE JOB HE DOES
Somebody bake a new thread
burt is a good dude
>I love him like a brothernigga you've known him for 5 days
I kneel goran
>>205164158this. just make is like a pleasant chime. the normal one kinda fucks with audio levels anyways
>>205164155LIMITLESS BURT
burt got rejected by ted and has now moved onto alex
>>205164136KEK
>i love him like a brotherburt did say everyone in the house was like family to himthis guy is too pure for this shit
NEW>>205164180>>205164180>>205164180>>205164180
I kneel...
>>205164102How do you know?
Burt's a fucking creep
Burt already moved on from Ted to Alex
>>205164135twitterfags dilating that epic chungus nigger is sad :(
Bros... I don't like this
BURT HAS A PHONENOT A DRILLBURT HAS A PHONE
THIS IS GORANIAN CINEMA. READ IT AND WEEP, WE DID IT MAMA!
Jet, you don't need to harass people with the TTS noise. Make it sound like Siri. The normies aren't going to believe it makes an ear splitting crunch noise.
why is he worried about alex?
Flipping from the Kitchen to B3 and back is giving me whiplash
>>205163928they should have gotten rid of it for the "AI" bit, it makes it pretty unbelievable
This will be remembered and studied
>>205164134dick rider
>>205164109He said his favourite movie is Mean Girls the 2004 version and he likes cartoons more than movies. He's a real sweetheart, I feel bad for him. Hope they don't go too hard on him to keep him around.
>>205164139I was just thinking the same thing. His autism is wild. His double thumbs up to reassure someone is extremely autistic
>>205164116>>205164121>>205164126>>205164128>>205164131>>205164132I can't do it bros. This is actually hurting me. I've been on the internet since the 90s and I've seen it all. This is just awful. Burt may be sexually deviant and kinda weird but he is mentally ill and just trying his best. He is such a sweet man and he doesn't deserve to be treated poorly.
>>205164184>ow clutching their pearls at... LOUD TTS NOISEIt's more about Burt's mental illness. He isn't equipped to handle it like normal people.
>>205163858pretty sure it's the transformer sound effect maybe pitch altered/sped up
>>205164119>there are anons who will think i'm joking by saying it's unironically good
>>205164158It's good, they should just lower the volume on the sound effect
>>205164054nitrous
bros family trip starts next week and I'm gonna miss the rest of the season (4 month cruise) : (
>>205164088Is that not Ian?
>>205164236he'll be ok, I hope
>>205164236yeah i know that feel bro. they have to protect burt, if this show causes a genuine breakdown it will seriously sour me on MDE forever.
Burt is somehow gonna come out normal by the end of this
>>205164158I agree.
>>205163519wtf duanye has 96 accounts???
>>205164224true at least make it sound more techy
OMG devious maids
>>205164246Fuck offYou dont know what the fuck you are talking about You are the exact people i hate >you cant do anything you are schizophrenic Kill yourself i can do anything you fuck fuck you
burt has the gayest taste in media ever, its so adorable
>>205164135>>205164184he's literally severely mentally ill and not in the "haha im an edgy internet chud" way.this is a bad environment for him.i can't lie that this is the greatest kino we ever got and the hardest i have laughed at fishtank so far tho.
The TTS seems to have actually calmed Burt down
I'm starting to believe this Burt guy is an actor
if everyone had an ad hoc agreement not to torture burt with TTS, I could see it being a great fun thing for him. however this is fishtank so he will be tortured indefinitely
>>205164308Relax, freak.
Burt is breaking my heart ;_;Protect this man
>>205164337only a computer could possibly understand burt
burt treating tts like its fuckin star trek
>>205164184The troll would be better if you changed it. AI doesnt need to be introduced like that
how is burt even real?
>>205164236Yeah i'm dipping if they start fucking with Burt. I have grown more soft the older I have gotten
They unironically have to protect burt he will snap on this show and it could lead to long term damage. He has had to drop out of college before due to mental damage. Make sure the Ai loves burt specifically.
>>205164392based honestly
>>205164337the tts means that Burt can't be himself
What SFX would you play rn
>>205164048yes that's what i'm saying is fucked up retard, they have plenty of non-actually schizoi people to pick from
>>205163829jewish genetics tend to do that>alt girl jerry seinfeld
>burt asking if alex would be interested in a relationshipHOLY FUCKING SHIT
lmao
fucking excuse me what burt?
>>205164528Doom
>>205164566lost
Alex and Burt LMAO
GOLD DIGGING SKANK
Okay, I was feeling bad for Burt but he's feeding into it too well now, he's serving them content on a platter actually confiding to the computer lol
>>205164392that's what i was expecting from the contestantsthat's fucking k i n o
wtf jet
>ohhh.. that's wonderful to hear. thank youok, jet, this is kino.
>>205163907fishtank experiencei love it
>Gaslight the ripped schizo into trying to rape the contestant he has a 6 inch & 100 lb advantage overYeah, this is def gonna be the last season
Burt just wants to be loved..
I don't think the tech savvier contestants will believe the super specific and back and forth "ai"
>>205163508>she doesn't know fishtank thoughShe was coached to never say the word fishtank so she obviously figured it out that the show is really called fishtank but is abiding by that rule under threat of being kicked.
>>205164966In typical wigger fashion it wont be explained away until questioned which will lead to more questioning.
Why isn't /tv/ racist to Burt when he's a dark as midnight nigga?
should they start ramping it up now that they're beginning to understand it's a bit or pull back to try and convince them it's not?
>>205165157We're judging him by his character because we're not always racist
