Cheesed to Meet You Edition/ftl/ News• Connor is the newest freeloader - a gay pro wrestler• Computer has activated SFX• Alex chimped out on Simbal• Burt has won the Pinata Coin Challenge, Sponsored by Hims• Pizza party to repair the vibes• Ted is gone. BYE BYE TED!!• Jet confirms Burt's gay house theories• Burt has revealed he uses herbal supplements to treat his schizophrenia in lieu of medication• Curfew is currently in effect• Do the SSI• Alexis is the Fishtank President• Chores have been distributed• Burt kissed Alex on the cheek 3 times>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Burt Splurt Counterhttps://burtsplurt.com/>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205413133
Nightcore Editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FJZgpq7FxQother versions:https://pastebin.com/uNNGZNds>CALL ME>WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL ME>WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL ME>AT 2 AM>YOU ONLY CALL ME>ON THE WE-EEK-ENDSCALL MEWHEN YOU ARE DRUNKYOU ONLY CALL MEWHEN YOU NEED SOMEONEYOU ONLY CALL MEAT 2 AMYOU ONLY CALL MEON THE WE-EEK-ENDS>CALL MEWHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL MEWHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL MEAT 2 AM>YOU ONLY CALL MEON THE WE-EEK-ENDS
>>205415999Trips threadFuck Ted
Trixie mogs
Connor
>>205415999Do they know that Trump won?
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>burt doing the old sam hyde vertical video workout in front of his momhe knows
Our captain
I believe in Binx supremacy until the other contestants are educated to a point of responsibility
>>205416018
binxie buzzcut anyone?
>I HATE guns I hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them hate them>but
>get a skill>lift weights>don't oversocialize>drink raw milk>find a mentor>debtmaxxx
smack sweep
Great show so far Jet but it's not FishTank until I can call La'ron a gay nigger with the Black Guy TTS.
>>205415999>anon bakes without dropping old news>at least uses the image I was going to Okay...you're off the hook...just this once...
>>205415999Finally some oc
THE DAILY BURT - 11/06 - CATCH UP ON ALL FAMOUS HOUSE NEWSSUBSCRIBE TO RECEIVE THE DAILY BURT 11/07 BY 2am TONIGHT!FINAL COPY AVAILABLE EACH MORNING!"Can't start my day without The Daily Burt!"Daily Quote:"If I want something, I'll just take it....If I want some other stuff, physical intimacy, with a nice sweet thing...if I want to get some pussy, I'll get pussy, even if she says no, I don't care, I'll still get it."-Burt
You know I love those little monkeys man
>>205416037wrong we love binx
its odd because you would think all the binx simps would realize she clearly knows the show if they watch her so much but they're so blinded by their faggotry to realize>told alex not to say anything out loud because it would dox him>said she would do her make up so "they" can watch, then immediately walks that back by saying "i mean- in the edit">is clearly embracing the increasing chaos in the house>on stream asked her viewers not to be mean to her while shes on the show>smiles during almost every production bittheres a bunch of references you could say she made but those could have plausible deniability since shes so online
>>205416027its hypnotic
>>205416034>>don't oversocializewhats worse oversocializing or undersocializing?
>>205416034what was the name of sam character on bitchtank?
>https://www.artbysmaack.com/portfolio/project-two-whgpe-6rxrsWhat's you're guys favorite smaack piece from her Recycled Forest collection?
>>205416046Blessed.
True Smaackhead here. Lately I've been noticing alot of "Sminx" posting whenever Smaack does something, but never when Binx does something. Just calling this subversive shit out, I stand with Smaack, and Smaack alone.
binx knows fishtank and she's still a boring nontent crybaby. what is her problem?these fags are so boring they still talk about Luke making noise at night like it was some major happening. Is the joke on us for watching retards that signed up for a reality show to be famous but just sit around and refuse to do anything interesting?
>>205416031Real
>you will never have Smaaack lock you in chastity for being racist>you will never have Smaaack rail you with a strap on for being sexist>you will never have Smaaack educate you on micro-aggressions as she gets fucked by a PoC
>>205416052>all the binx simpsIt's one dude.
>>205416034Why is he telling insanely undersocialized losers to “not be oversocialized” lmao, does no one else find that ridiculous and funny
>>205416046I love The Daily Burt! I give it a Smaack/10!!
why is burt locked up again???
>>205416018>>205416027Smack enjoyers someone post the fireflies edit from twitter
Do you know what song that is at the beginning of Fishtank Digest videos?
>>205416052who cares?
>>205416060Smaaaack enword TTS happening today
>>205416080I do
>>205416080kys AB nigger
>>205416052And? Why would I care if she's keyed in? She's not annoying like Ted. To be clear, did you like the S1 cast who knew or any of the S2 cast?
actual new thread>>205415587>>205415587>>205415587>>205415587
>>205416080https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWn_I1gyCNw
>>205416077being a real nigga
>>205416083"Heil Hitler, Mein Fuhrer"By the artist, A Nigger
>>205416083The production crew does obviously, they kicked Ted because they thought he knew about the show (he very clearly didn’t)
>>205416077lost a lil challenge to the jeet
>>205416034Don't oversocialize, cut off your friends if they're not making you rich, also be likeable.
>>205416009stop pretending to be mentally ill. it's pathetic
Does anyone know if the fish were told that Trump won? What was their reaction
If you saw Burt you would assume he's the stereotypical military lifer black dude with a small mustache and an ugly wife and two sons that he doesn't show any affection to and they have to call him "sir."
>>205416054"Oversocializing" is how Ted Kaczynski described liberals.
THE SMAACK-BINX WAR.... HAS BEGUN
They stole Alex' Rolex in the house?
>>205416073thats far too low a rating
>>205416060smaackheads are capable of liking multiple contestants because of our superior taste
>>205416080none of the people who responded to you are funny, sorry you had to read those replies. here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHSE1aeEtgU
>>205416108You serious about Ted not knowing? This is a new one.
SMAACK to victory
I will say I agree with the guys in the last thread discussing letty and her status as a "master manipulator" is overstated and blown out of proportion and I'm suspecting the same thing is happening with binx but I'm also not watching close enough this time around to be super confident in that I will also say when the women yap this time around i derealize pretty often
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVdVZQJ9qy8Seeing this actually makes me happy
>>205416110arm wrestling?
>>205416096S1 cast was different because it was S1, some of them were mde fans but still didn't know what to expect from the show. Nobody even knew what to expect from the show even the audienceand of course I hated the S2 cast
>>205416130
>>205416132smaack can hold the camera when im boning my wife trish
prediction:>major happening / change of pace on day 16 or day 15 (my guess is day 15 because its a sunday)why?every great artist uses the golden ratio / fibonacci sequence in their works in some capacity. and you can bet that the wiggers plan their overarching schedule according to it.the golden ratio is 1.618 or in percentages 38% and 62%.applying this to the planned runtime of 43 days means the two potential major breakpoints are:>day 16or>day 27day 27 is too far in. so its day 16. like i said above thats a monday so my guess is they will do this on day 15 instead which is a sunday.
>>205416116the new nontent queer told them pretty much making a comment about being on the first....no the third impeachment but I think they were too stupid to pick up on it
>>205416132she's cute man
>>205416142God damn she's ugly
>>205416121Yeah that’s why it’s so funny that sams saying it, as of the people he’s talking to are in danger of becoming over socialized liberals while also ignoring the fact that they all have the opposite problem
>>205416133nice blog>>205416142would have been extremely kino if they'd used that drum and bass remix rather than whatever the hell this is supposed to be
>>205416127jimmy my man you're old news, your 15 minutes are over. let it go.
>>205416132is there a clip of sam and smaack arm wrestling? that sounds cute
>>205416115MIZZYISLIFE
>>205416123You're God damn right its begun, I'm tired of Binxchameloens posting shit like this >>205416051 and then pretending be one of us. "Sminx" my ass.
>>205416130kek
Why does the new guy even exist? He doesn’t seem very funny or like he’ll don anything funny. Will he do some boxing with Burt that leads to anal penetration?
>>205416128We all know the binx and smaack simping is coming from the same jeet with no taste.
>>205416009damn what was the mix they played yesterday? it's not on the list. did the wiggers actually remix her song lol
>>205416142>not the version made by good anon from 4chanwhat a cunt, what a fraud, what a retard
What I appreciate about this season is that almost all of the contestants have good reasons to root for them. Except Ted, he was irredeemable more so than Simbal
>>205416154I've never really heard Sam say it. I've mostly been the one saying it in relation to Alexis, but if I were to use it the way Kaczynski did it would probably apply more to Smaack.
>>205416079https://x.com/gaze_tank/status/1853670875582828906
>>205416145Whom do you like from S3?
>>205416132her earrings are retard millennial chungus and I love her for it.
>>205416128You're fooling nobody chameleon. Only one person is winning this tank, don't call yourself a Smaackhead if you don't want that to be her.
>>205416175>made by good anon>thrown into an ai slop generatorpick ONE
>>205416108The wiggers are retarded and it's their own fault for using a fishtank email.
Without Teddy the show has lost all soul.
>>205416046The only good poster in this general.
>>205416168Im a proud Smaacktivist, I only simp for her, and I am a white Spaniard
>>205416167Jet's specialty is adding boring as shit freeloaders. If casting was entirely up to him it would be a disaster
>>205416179They’re both oversocialized
demonic
>>205416132LFG!!!
stinks looks good in red
my first post in /ftl/ when Smaack arrived was "what the FUCK is that thing?"how fucking wrong I was
>>205416169nah its in thereINFJ Editionhttps://soundcloud.com/infj/mizzy-remix
threadly reminder that i would unironically go into the fishtank to have Burt rape me
are Trish and Smack good examples of when racemixing goes right?
binx is doing josie cosplay
>>205416189>Would you like to be on fishtank? I mean famous house?>im on fishtank?>HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN TO ME THEY ALL KNOW KICK THEM OFF NOW
>>205416186mizzy needs to jump around like that for a half hour a day and she'd slimmer in no time.
>>205416210
>>205416164>>205416183production astroturfing this shit so you spend more on plushies don't fall for it bros
made a shitty bootleg of the classic RonThePrince single stay or govoca.ro/1iDH5KCnqWZV
>>205416210Tayleigh don't you have 11 viewers to stream to?
>>205416210contact details?
whisper tank
i like new burt
Smaack looks like Dixie Kong
>>205416207gross, into the trash it goes
>>205416220>Muh productionHow are binxtards so adept at shifting forms?
>>205416216It is amazing because even before season 2 ended Sam and Jet were saying they were going to use a casting agency next time so nobody knew what fish tank was. So why the fuck would they use a fish tank email address? The wiggers are genuinely dumb as shit
>>205416228https://www.instagram.com/xxbongzarippaxx/
>>205416222checked and im fucking groovingood shit
>>205416207damn it's fire, really well done
>>205416199Th only ones who aren't are Alex and Burt, and Binx to an extent because I think she does the e-girl thing as a tactic
do you think Josie will eventually show up for a bit?
>>205416207LMFAO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SLOP
>>205416233He looked really autistic before
>>205416181Alex and Burt mostly, also I don't hate Binx but I don't want her to win even though theres a good chance she will
Who's the white guy talking to Alex? I went to sleep when they were doing individual interviews
>>205415999>hey Payton>if you weren't gay, i would be dumping massive loads into you
BURT STOP EATING CANDY
>>205416251Josie is a pedophile squaw thoughbeit
>>205416259Luke's brother
I wish Payton would step the fuck up and actually do something because shes actually a good contender for Dark Horse contestant
Smack? More like SMACK HEAD HA HAAA HA
>>205416251Hope not. She is nontent personified and adds nothing
>>205416240most blatant production post I have ever seen
Its time to shoot up! , Smaack addicts! I hope you're ready!
Why do you have crumbs on your face?
>>205416233Mind you, Burt is a pedophile nigger. Granted, he is Neecheean, thoughbeit.
>>205416127Bitch look like diddy kong
>>205416202smack can dance she's down bad
>>205416222damn Mizzy's got actual remix competition. the wiggers should play this over the speakers
someone plz TTS mizzy and tell her to put on some makeup. i do not want to watch another episode of seinfeld today
>>205416269>symboloh hahaha thats a reference to symbol from Famous House I get it lolololol
>>205416274I'm always feeding my SMAACK addiction
smaack just said good morning to mizzy take that eurofags
Sex Magazine Issue #14>In the "make-it-till-you-fake-it" mercurial landscape of online culture wars there are few with the longevity of Sam Hyde and his posse, Million Dollar Extreme, and his cadre of supporters.>"We thought we were toast there for a second, but it's like reacting to an oil spill and learning to surf on it," Sam confided to us in the second floor office of a Rhode Island warehouse. It used to be a storage facility for Frito-Lay inventory but now is MDE'S facility for producing entertainment.>"Downstairs we have green screens and Jet's workshop. There's also some leftovers from the previous owner's stock of goods which can really help us when we are in a Crunch and need a crunch.">Sam lets out a bemused smirk upon making such a childish pun. The old Sam would have never been caught making such an innocuously frivolous sentiment. Everything was much more serious eight years ago.>"We had a show, and I... I went a little quixotic in my messaging. The people giving us a platform got cold feet and pulled the plug. I lost a lot of friends and opportunities. Chuck wouldn't talk to me for years... He went to the Orient.">Sam looks away, wistfully, out through the windows that cover the entire wall of the office facing the street.>"People still bring up awkward stuff I did back then. Stuff with chicks. Politics. I learned at this point to just stop caring. I started focusing more on the kids, the young men and boys who need my guidance. I even brought a few on to my team. And we're elevating others beyond that. Setting up their own streaming careers, getting them to lose weight, and one kid is even running for his town's City Council. That kid... he might yet have a future.">He stands up, turns around and does a slow-motion punch at one of their graphics workstations. Then he says,>"Enough of this sentimental bullshit. Come with me downstairs to meet the rest of the crew in Jet's Workshop."
>>205416275You like popcorn, Burt?
That was pretty funny when they thought burt was a rapist murderer pedophile but it turns out he 's just a schizo with no filter talking about fantasizing himself as a GTA protagonist abusing npcs.
>>205416283KEK she rlly do look like dat
>>205416291the delivery of that line is hilarious
Daily reminder: Smaack said people used to post hate comments under instagram skating video when she first started and it would bring her down to wake up to new hate comments. She called these type of commenters and incels and she's not wrong. Only mindbroken losers post hate comments online especially on cute sweet girls. Don't be a loser.
>>205416251She’s in Japan
>>205416271Most blatant "go fuck yourself post" in my opinion.
>tfw Smaack's shop doesn't ship to EuropeJet rig it so she wins, she deserves the money and sadly I won't be able to give mine to her
>>205416222bretty good
How can Burt use a bathroom?
>>205416287
>>205416306All Americans out of Japan.
Burt is completely undomesticated, and his base, animalistic desires are held in check purely by reasoning rather than normal, human empathy.
>>205416149it's happening on the 12th or the 13th, whichever is burts birthday.
>>205416305truth nuke, she's cute and sweet. Post positive comments for her.
LOL smack and Ted have just reconvinced themselves their theories last night that were coming close to the truth were wrong. I fucking love these people.
CK just posted on IG that she's getting on a plane
has Smack twerked yet
>>205416326>teddon't scare me like that anon
>>205416326>ted
>>205416326ted is back?? content king!!!
>>205416305True on all accounts. Hating Smaack should be illegal.
>>205416334Thanks for the update on something that is completely irrelevant you fucking clown.
>>205416305They're probably just skaters. Most skaters obnoxious and angry attention starved fags like ted
>>205416321We own your country
Binx so red
>>205416305Silence negroid
>>205416325Why does she like to join in on dogpiles and lecture people so much?
Smack and Burt should breed out some crazy nigger babies
when are they gonna free my nigga burt
MANscapedHIMMISTERbeastDUDEwipes
DUDE wipesHIMSMANscaped MISTER beast chocolatehmm.
EVERYONE LOVES MIZZY!>Audio version here:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730997164629188.webm
>>205416346
>>205416351DemonicSatanic Orwellian
>>205416216I remember night 1 with ben>alex can you stop saying that word?>which? fishtank?>yeah>fishtank?
I dont like Burt being jailed#freeburt
cooling down on smaackfagsuninteresting posters
>>205416369They're obviously just leftover Clairefags.
I'm a little boy!
>>205416363love ben (no homo)
>>205416369Took you a while to figure that out.
>>205416334Holy shit the ex-gf of a season 1 fish is on a plane this is relevant information thank you anon
>>205416364no way this teddy fresh twink is actually an mde fan right?
REINDEER I MISS YOU
>>205416321Don't know if you've been in recent years, but it's mostly the middle easterners that are the rude ones. I also went to Kabuki-za for a Kizu performance. When it finished and I went outside, I heard a British person say "Well it's certainly not Broadway but that's their culture I suppose." Ridiculous.
Trish it up
>>205416355Dogpiles? Lecture? I think every sane human here thinks that theres something wrong with Alex, and he needs to reflect. Also shes busy talking to Alex rn, what dogpile?
so was teddy's personality a bit?
you guys love smaak and yet you don't send her TTS (which she loves getting). are you just poor?
>>205416350You don't own the house you live in.
>>205416305>incelswho do you think is simping for this ugly mutt?
>>205416381reindeer had the moves man
>>205416362
>>205416142that's legit awesome
>>205416358Burt has had a vasectomy
>>205416389Begone Jet
>>205416334she would make an absolute fool of herself on s3. I know sam can't be that retarded, can he?
>>205416383What's a 'British person'? There are English, Scots Welsh and Norn Iron but no such thing as a 'British person'.
Is there a clip of Smack and Alex's paranoid theorizing last night?
I naively thought S3 wouldn't devolve into obsessing over e-thots
>>205416392Yeah my parents do, home ownership rates are even worse in your gook American colony anyways
>>205416367They need to lower TTS so I can talk to my main man Burt. I actually bought a few TTS last season, but I'll never pay more than $15 for TTS.
>>205416369>cooling down on something I've never heated up to.These childish tactics don't work on us, chameleon. Take this Smaack, and be grateful.
>>205416389I bought how to bomb the us government 6 or 7 years ago and that was the first and last time Im giving any of my hard earned money to shmuel hydestein
There’s just no reason to watch now that Ian is gone. He pushed forward all storylines and had the best content.
>>205416396her words not mine. its not a bad term for rabid hate commenters though. Retards raging at women online because they can't get a gf.
>>205416424boring
>>205416376love ben (homo)
>>205416417nobody cares about hag binx the 45 year old e-girl streamerbeautiful smaack isn't an e-girl she is just smaack
>>205416431this but unironically. I miss that pendejo like you wouldnt believe
>>205416417Same, it’s so grim
>>205416222played it in the background while i was lurking and forgot i wasn't actually listening to some youtube mix lol, good shit
>>205416437>boring boring boringWhy don't you post something interesting then? Suhumans like yourself should seriously stay out of human conversations. It just aint right.
>>205416410I don't really care; they sounded british so it's English I guess.
>>205416462not reading that
>>205416442Ben is my favorite production guy, I don't really like anyone else
pinx-chan so skibidi
>>205416413its hilarious they were so close to figuring it out then went off an tangents wondering if they're going to get murdered and ted and ian are already dead. Smaack thought it oculd be a social experiment that just some weird rich guy wanted for his own pleasure.
>>205416410What's a "British person?" There are African, Indian, Muslim and Asian, but no such thing as a "British person."
This guy makes Binx SO WET, MAKE EM FUCK JETTY. I WAWNNA SEE HER HAPPY
>>205416467What about Andrew Goodson?
>>205416418You still live with your parents? Have you felt the warmth of a woman yet other than your mother?
>>205416108He very clearly did, they were probably just wrong about him being liable to Markypost, and his slip ups weren't intended to ruin anything
>>205416446Based and true on all acounts pilled.
Smaack is singing!
>>205416462>seethinglol
>>205416464>Well it's certainly not Broadwayno "brit" would ever say this, especially not an *nglish oneyou heard someone from baltimore i'm guessing
>Leaving when truth is revealedPaytonSmaackAlexisBaby Sneed>StayingAlexBinxBurtMizzySignal
>>205416476this guy can't be fully gay, right? he doesn't talk like a fag
>Smack has close to the same amount of endorsements as alexis and mizzy>Binx has 4 times as many endorsements as smack>somehow every other post is simping for Smack Definitely organic and not the same 3 faggots simping for this mutt over and over
>>205416472YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>205416424>>205416462he's right your posts suck
Idea: remove tts bwarp sound and pause, it creates a lot of dead air and interrupts conversational flow as everyone has to drop and wait several seconds, it also doesnt give the feel of a smart house. TTS initiated straight away after submission it would flow better. This would coincide with lowering tts prices to have more coming, and just constantly adjusting tts price by supply and demand like a real time stock market thing, could probably be programmed. Dont bother moderating tts, just put filters that auto block certain words
>>205416491Yeah he's off his meds today
you know I actually want to see more MDE fans tortured
>>205416491That's because you reply and give them attention, retard.
>>205416052Carries majok, acts cute then sometimes gets in all black to ct sexy, she's such a pick me bitchj its mad nnoying, wish chat would turn by their dicks blind them
>>205416474Correct British is a made up term when the act of Union was formed in 1800. The ethnic peoples of the land of Great Britain are as previously stated. British people are not an ethnicity.
>>205416451So funny they take annoying people and people still find a way to simp. Even Sam seems to like Smaack what is wrong with everyone?
>>205416466>cant readDon't worry, I've already accounted for that. Heres a picture.
what would you do for a famous buck?
>>205416133Letty just sat in trash long enough for people to not want to talk to her any more and lettyfans thought that was a win. All she did was act helpless and make people poor her drinks, thats not a master manipulator. I like her but she isn't a mastermind, just someone that doesnt mind sleeping in a pile of pee pee poopoo
QRD on Connor? Haven't watched as much in the last couple of days
He's got that Billy Herrington Aniki Physiognomy
>>205416491there's probably only like 20 people or less posting in here right now so yea it's easy for a small number of people to have disproportionate influence
>>205416518
>>205416488British accent = british / English, to me. They said broadway because Kabuki takes place on a stage and looks like a play.
When is Claire coming on to mog binx
>>205416499they have to moderate it not only for bad words but snitching and being too nastyyou'd have to either train an AI to detect any snitching which will have false negatives/positives anywaysthey just need to unironically hire a bunch of wifis to moderate it
>>205416464I'd have to agree with the other poster we wouldn't say Broadway especially not English people we have our own theatres, we'd say "Well it's no West End but it's their culture I suppose".
Where does the cartel post their videos nowadays? Want to see if I can find Ian.
>>205416052I have a hard time believing that a literal IRL streamer has never heard of fishtank or Sam Hyde. There is so much overlap between this world and hers. She has to be a plant.
>>205416486>seething>lol>>>/r/eddit>>205416491>why isn't/tv/ as brain dead as the official site paypigsWe'll never know
>>205416526New Freeloader added after midnight like 8 hours ago is a Pro Wrestler
>>205416532Europeans don't reference "Broadway" because we have our own theatre traditions that are probably older than your country
>>205416491Broadly true, butI am primarily a Binx poster, however i am also a Sminxter so i do Smackpost once in a while
>SPARROWS's egg>HORSE play>hmm
yikes
>>205416511What has she done that is pickme? Most girls like plushies.
>I'M SO FUCKING SORRY JANNIE I'M FUCKING SORRY MAN, I SWEAR TO GOD I HAD NO IDEA I WAS ABOUT TO BREAK THE RULE MAN IT'S JUST SOMETIMES I DON'T FUCKING THINKING. THERE'S JUST NO EXCUSE BUT SOMETIMES I JUST POST WITHOUT -FUCKING- THINKING! IT'S THE ADHD MAN AND I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD MAN, I SWEAR ON THOSE LITTLE MONKEYS MAN I WILL READ THE RULES NEXT TIME. I NEED A FUCKING LOBOTOMY JANNY, I NEED A FUCKING LOBOTOMY OR SOMETHING MAN BECAUSE I'M SO FUCKING STUPID. HIT ME RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN JUST FUCKING HIT ME IN THE FACE I WON'T DO ANYTHING MAN.
>>205416351the cthonic ideal
>>205416506I want to see the ones that harass and fuck with people after they're off the show tortured
connor gay
>>205416548>waifuwarring againgrim
>>205416305your ugly. both inside and out
kek what a balding bitch
>>205416560>pickmehonestly you can just ignore anyone who says this. they're either a KF poster, or worse, they're from tw*tter
>>205416546>>205416052She also knows Ice Poseidons Hunger Games and Letty and Jon were on that
>>205416560most 32 year old girls do not act cute for a cam. ur deulu lu
>>205416557Burt needs to rape this guy.
>>205416548you should actually kys I can tell you're an ex taytriot
>>205416542>>205416551Don't know what to tell you. She said it in an English accent.
>>205416233Gustavo fring
Does Binx have potential to overshadow Josie?
>>205416216>>205416245This. Production casted Alex and Binx through goddamn Fishtank emails and are shocked that they know something or other, not even getting into using a Brotank leftover
they need to bring a an actually hot woman who's not a 30 year old hag that mogs every single female in the house. Alex and Signal are too autistic, I don't care if they are seething about connor, and not being the "alpha"
Welcome to the 4chan fishtanklive threads where a dozen of incels argue over which female contestant is cute/ugly.
Binx is pretty much the only decent girl there
>>205416584I'd have slapped her just because she sounded like a massive psued.
>>205416561Kek ck ck
Reminder that Smaack is from Seattle so that means she ritually murders and consumes baby fleshBinx is from Miami so she just fucks Cuban men
>>205416571A balding bitch that'll Plow the fuck outa the girl u simp for. pussy
>>205416576>kiwifarms mentioned unprompted againrent free, stay obsessed
Five days have passed and hardly anything has happened. They're trying to prolong the downward spiral this time around, but I still say the show is way too long at 6 weeks. Cut it down to 4.
>>205416496>he's right your posts suck>Most the most generic Smaack picture in an shitty attempt of camouflage.Binxtards, you noticing your girl right now? Putting on clown makeup, because she noticed it got Smaack positive attention? Skinwalkers through and through
>>205416584I just tried saying Broadway in my english accent and it doesn't sound right. Sorry you got catfished by someone from Baltimore
>>205416526>New freeloader comes into the tank (gay wrestler)>All the girls start following him like puppies, clearly horny unaware that he's gay as shit>Jeet and Alex get insecure and start seething and separate in B3, start plotting how to bring him down, create an alliance>Eventually Alex chats with Connor as a "recon">The Jeet-Alex alliance falls apart in literally a minute after Connor compliments Alex's shoes which prompts Alex to start complaining about JeetThe last bit in particular was pretty hillarious
Did Connor pistol whip a guy in the dick?
>>205416183>don't call yourself a Smaackhead if you don't want that to be her.Kek this retard wants a smack humiliation ritual
>>205416551Yet here you are in a thread for an American show.
this is the famous house, not the family house
>>205416108He probably recognized Sam Hyde at the very least. It's going to be hard to find people, especially young adults, who haven't seen his face after he has been in so many viral memes and had a successful Adult Swim show. When you're on a reality show hosted by the shooter meme guy it's going to be obvious that something is up.
why is binx becoming a cute demon right now? i hope she paints her feet again
>>205416561Did alex' dad hit him when he was a kid or whats with these insane apologies
>>205416614Ah yes and it's such a good show!
binx is such a pickme little old decrepit cunt. fucking hate her and her sideway jim glances at the cams. Smaack is fucking precious, though, and deserves our love
>>205416535Between this and Smack thank you jet for giving me clown fetish
>>205416594Right after, she started just rapidly speaking in English to one of the Japanese ushers. Obviously he had no fucking clue what she was talking about, and she walked away looking annoyed.
>>205416162its lost media
>>205416491Why does the fact that many of us like Smaack make Jimmy and his five discord friends so mad?
What is with the horn? Obviously Jet finds it hilarious like all of the shitty sound effects but all it does is make the show unpleasant for the viewers. And he was even playing the horn SFX during the confessionals yesterday while they were trying to film them. So there is going to be a horn sound in the background of the footage. He is fucking brain dead
>>205416512Wrong. All the smart English people formed the United States in 1776 and all the mongoloid mutt English people stayed with their overlord daddy in the United Kingdom.
Is hating mizzy a meme? I don't think she's bad at all. I'll admit she wasn't my favorite at first but she's slowly grown on me, and I like her song.
>>205416623Drug addict behavior
>>205416569This entire thread has been waifuwarring since its inception. Yet now its a problem? Once we Smaack back?
>burt quoting mlk
>>205416623He's a tweakerHave you ever beein around an addict? That's what they're like
>>205416626Why astroturf like this? These threads are better when they're drama free. Save that shit for the paypigs in chat.
>>205416641I'm warming up to Mizzy
>>205416633>hops into your thread in a frogtacular fashion>smaacks it upyour response?
all you need to know is that shes 32
>>205416366Did they ever do that with Binx?
burt is already out? i thought its 24h?
I don’t consider Jet to be white.
>>205416604fuck off, genuinely repulsive cryokeen-esque energy emanating from your posts
Why does Burt make everything sexual
>>205416588Yes. I get Josie's appeal, but unlike her Binx is how to put it, conventionally attractive (even if shes an old hag) so yeah
Has there been any /pw/ TTS yet? Any Kevin Nash TTS?
Burt has escaped, he will now rapehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDeThz30JtQ
>i wish i had a cell mate so we could role play together
hahah im gonna paint mysefl today! No reason! just smth i wanna do!!! :) Yesssss thats my queen!!!
mizzy is ok she reminds me of my suburban yuppie buddist cousin
>>205416651how is it astroturfing? binx is a boring pickme that refuses to do anything interesting. like Alex she talks a big game then cucks immediately.
>>205416667because he is sex addicted
>>205416641Some people have said Sam hates Mizzy but I don't think he does. She is dumb as shit and he probably doesn't particularly like her, but he doesn't hate her or anything. He pretended to despise Letty for all of Season 1 and everybody believed it. He is probably trying to push Mizzy to see if she can handle it in a similar way he pushed Letty
>>205416613I want her to make money, yes. As far as humliation rituals, there are ways to circumvent that.
>>205416666>6666I have been summoned
>>205416651this kek it's so blatant
>>205416609HOLY BASED
>>205415999long dyke legs
>>205416641Opposite i was attracted to mizzy and then saw more of her and she’s ugly as fuck and eats like a homeless dog
>>205416662>he thought the wiggers knew how to count hours
>>205416638Wrong. All the smart English people committed petty crimes so they would be sent to Australia as "punishment" but then we turned it into a paradise of Sun, Sea, Sand and yellow fever sex.
I just tuned inThe fuck is Binx doingDid Smack teach her the way of the clown
S2 house status?
>>205416609he did an uppercut on the dudes dick for makin fun of his tight pantswhy he didn't just say this i dont know. horseplay comes off as some gay lockerroom shit
>>205416626True, true, couldn't agree more.
>>205416683because these posts literally just started popping up this thread with no precedent and it's clearly all the same guy
noticing a lack of Payton love in here
whats wrong ppv? Constantly buffers
>>205416687Life, is about to get mizzier
>>205416688>there are ways to circumvent that.Yeah, ignore her and give her the josie treatment that no one but simps want to see. Just boot her before it gets crazy
>>205416713She became really annoying in the past days.
>>205416499The sound is psychological warfare, it needs to be there
the raping begins today
>>205416713who's payton?
>>205416636I know we "joke" about his whippet addiction but he is unironically braindead from them. He's incapable of thinking more than 2 seconds into the future, he operates entirely on impulse. He will say "please keep TTS believable" and then literally 2 minutes later let through a bunch of J spam. He will act like he is a runner, and then the next day he's suddenly giving out commands etc like he's the main guy behind the show. The thought "hmmm, what do the fish believe my role is here?" has NEVER crossed his mind.He's honestly fascinating to study, a great case study in falling upwards.
>>205416706they decided to all do clown makeup today, probably because computer kept asking smaack to wear clown makeup
>>205416641I like some of the contestants, I hate some others, and I dont care about a couple of them. Mizzy however makes me sad. She's like one of those movie characters that dream of making it big but in the movies they manage to do it and she will never ever be famous.
>>205416711binx sucks you're just upset because you fell for the nontent dangerhaired e-ho
>>205416651Why is it only "astro turfing" when we do it? Smaack chads have been peaceful up until now, while Binxtards, and other assorted specimens attacked our girl. Now its a problem?
>>205416626>>205416710>>205416604>>205416646>>205416629>>205416678Why is this poster such a raped bitch today?
>>205416713I literally forget she's there sometimes. I thought she was gonna be good on day 2, because she took the initiative to ally with Luke to kick out someone, but I think her proximity to Alexis fucked her up. Now she just listens to what she says.
>>205416741Hi, Jet.
Me watching the World Peace 3 skit starring Burt in the year 2028
>>205416636pic related
>>205416743hahah im gonna paint mysefl today! No reason! just smth i wanna do!!! :) Yesssss thats my queen!!! im not hating her i actually meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan it
>>205416676>>205416726kino
>>205416713That's because she's an evil dyke who ignores computer and anyone who she can't use to her advantage.
>>205416740I'm a smaackhead retard it's just very clear what you're doing and the last thing these threads need is waifufag shitflinging
>>205416732>Clown makeup smack incomingwe eatin good tonight
>>205416713I would like to notice a lack of Payton on the show.
>payton's a lesbian (male brained behavior)>still emits stereotypical female behavior?
>>205416656My response is to shoot up, king.
jet make the call get him is a cell mate for brute
>>205416713payton needs cock correction
gaslighting someone is to make them question if its real, something that 99% of this board still hasnt figured out yet
>>205416748Alexis needs to go, and then Payton will open up. I still have faith she can be a dark horse, but it's definitely not a guarantee. She's shown initiative by stealing Mizzy's diary and reading it out despite being uncomfortable with this. Also remember she's 19 years old and still quire impressionable, if they remove her "guide" she will blossom
>>205416708punching someone in the dick is extremely gay
>>205416756That's a quick turnaround from the 2027 release of Extreme Nazi Porn Poop Penis 2
>>205416491spamming like crazy this morning
>>205416779i volunteer
>>205416773Payton was raised as a boy by her dad (fishing, drinking beer, hunting, etc) and has mommy issues.If she was born 10 years ago she would've been just a tomboy.
the clussy house
Cum drops on Binxs face
>>205416740PATHETIC ATTEMPTSMINX PATRIOTS REMAIN SKY HIGH
People really wanted to kick binx for "knowing" when she is the only girl helping in the "gas mizzy up" challenge All the other ones are super pissed about it
>>205416734I think there's a more interesting person repressed inside that Sam wants to bring out, but she has to get over that uber-normie persona that she's adopted. She unironically has to get mizzier
>>205416775based based basedi do it for she
>>205416571needs to try hims
Payton just needs her own Tayleigh moment. Now what that is remains to be seen.
>>205416806omgggg so true, Binx is ciontent queen she is actually the next josie
Is Smaack the new Tayjeet favorite?
>>205416627Many such cases
>>205416666>g-geniunely...Go fuck yourself. Don't start shit, if you can't take shit. I've said nothing until now, while you Binxtards have been attackinv Smaack.
It's gonna be hard to top the collective seethe from waifuposters last night when they started following Connor around like his personal harem. That shit was too funny.
whats burt singing?
>>205416811nah no one needs a tayleigh moment let her be forgotten
>>205416658She was in the room with him
>>205416814>binx is the next josieBinx is the next lettyBurt is the next josie
Can someone start an official poll so we can finally discover who the official girl is of /ftl/? >Binx>Smaack>Mizzy>AlexisWho is it?
>>205416797Pretty true. Tomboys are barely a thing anymore, with them "becoming" lesbians or non-binaries. Although I think this is starting to be less of a trend now.
You see this?Get out of there.
>>205416783It took her 3 days and the diary caused a full day of crying and yapping. She almost left because she lost her special loft room
>>205416806It's interesting to see how she applies the gamer strategy, she comes across like a stoic badass casting a big shadow.
>>205416678Hahaha! Totally random, amirite!!! Hahahahaa!!
>>205416806this is what tedniggers need to understand. so what if she "knows" (she doesn't btw!) - she isn't mugging to the camera and dropping MDE dogwhistles everywhere. When she laughs at Jeremy, surely it's possible that she just thinks he's funny? Like yeah she clearly knows that SOMETHING is up, but unlike ted who had to nudge-wink his way everywhere, binx is clever enough to just roll with it
I watched Fishtank Digest on youtube and seen Burt in confessional. Fucking hell. This man can not be real
>all these niggas with allegedly ADHD>they don't stim like josie or TJstolen valor
>>205416678>>205416839relax
>>205416769Besides, if Binx did leave Smaack wouldn't have any real female friends left.
>>205416831https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEDL_yrpMKEIf they can get her to say the n-word
>>205416827What I mean is that one moment which makes her flip on a switch inside and go all out like how Tayleigh turned into a fucking psycho after that night in the doghouse the first night Frank came in and fucked everything up.
>android or iphoneis this really what normie conversations are like
>>205416769yeah clearly it needs more of you crying because people don't like your blue haired grannyshe knows she's on fishtank and she's playing off that, but only in the worst most boring ways she thinks will make her appealing to simps (carry plush all day, dance for cams, drop hints, talk about a meta game she isn't actually playing)
>>205416850Seinfeldian
>NOOO WHY ARENT YOU DOING A SIMPWAR WITH MY WAIFU RIGHT NOW!!!!why cant these weirdo faggots just shut up lmao
>>205416831/ftl/ is sminx general
>>205416814>>205416838Smackfags seething with jealous rage that someone could find someone more interesting than their ugly mutt
>>205416732>They decidedKek, watch the spin. She decided, because she's a shapeshifter.
Burt
>>205416853they need to bring in frank hassle and fill the den with puke NOW
I have Crush's same male pattern baldness.
>>205416816I like Burt, actually.
>>205416707we dont talk about that...
>>205416853yes, and they will actively shittalk you if you dare to have a non-apple phone. unironically laughing that your text bubbles are green or blue or whatever the signifier is that you're not on an iphone
>>205416826https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amv8T27SqCw
Betty as a freeloader to try and turn Burt straight.
>>205416821Underrated post.The waifufags will deny that happened though because they're brown and retarded.
>>205416844The only fish of all seasons with genuine adhd is alex. Thats why real adhd looks like
>>205416821Based Connor
>>205416707>fake rugs>octagonal island>inconsistent finish quality>midget jacuzi>poor material considerations>too much empty spaceIt's whacky
>Binx is the new josieNah, josie is the wannabe Binx
all the guys going sleeveless now
>>205416863>binx hagfags trying to leech of authentic and sweet smaacktruly pathetic
kek
>>205416721>ignore her and give her the Josie treatmentThey did it in S1 and S2. Why stop now? She's more deserving than those two anyway.
>>205416821I was loving how jealous the Jeet and Alex were even the gay L Ron was laughing at them two saying how "pressed they both were".
I'm back from my day long ban for election posting on /tv/ The new guy is norwooding hard as fuck, burt is a literal latent rapist, and Mizzy is hot as fuck, and Jet blew the bit with burt bc he tried doing it at 3am. Excited for the ramp up to hellhouse that began yesterday
>>205416874^poorfag
>>205416878>try and turn Burt straight.that's what the clown makeup thing is for
>>205416893who are you quoting you deranged pedo-enabler, fuck off back to bant
>>205416874It's funny because they see it as an own to pay more for less use and control of your device
Threadly reminder to not engage with waifufags.
>>205416853Unironically. It's dreadful man. Sometimes they argue over which gas stations they like best. Ah, if anyone sees this that is a paypig, do a TTS where you trash the gas station called Wawa. This WILL make Connor go ballistic, and I'm not even joking.
>>205416753>The Binxwalker dons his skinsuit>"hey Jet" he says, from a totally neutral stance
>>205416909I want a life is mizzy shirt
>>205416920You don't have to tell me twice
>>205416897>t. the singular mizzy simp
https://fishtank.live/clip/164578binx nipple
>>205416876disturbing
>paytroons stop posting>waifuwar shitflinging startshmmm I'm noticing...
>>205416909Mizzy is getting hotter but I also thought she was hot on day 1.
>>205416874This is a very American centric thing.Here most people use either whatsapp or messenger (before that it was BBM or AIM).People buy iPhones, but they still have to use whatsapp lol
>205416910(you)>>205416918it's just so tiring. have you tried to sign up for apple music at all? it's currently LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE without an iphone. their support even says "oh just borrow a friend's iphone". deranged.
>>205416916I saw posts earlier Binx is not a pedojose grooms kids Binx is best girl Binx stimsBinx spinsBinx wins
>>205416920You are correct of course.
>>205416920I think they're just joking, but thanks regardless.
>>205416233that's clearly not the same nig
I just got back who tf is this guy in B1
is ppv totally fucked right now? i just got back
help
>>205416937also notice how that one sperg types exactly the same as the "superior" paytroon simp
is the window guy jet's dad?
PPV has been dogshit for like two days. Fuck this shit.
>>205416821Can you be a waifuposter and not be mad if you can easily self-insert as Connor, or is that impossible?
>Binxtards will literally watch her rush to be the first person to put on clown makeup, the day after she heres computer compliment Smaack for it, and be like "Pickme? Where?"
odds on alex n word slip today?
Im into boys transitioning into girls just like daddy sam, u just dont see the vision stay mad Smack enjoyers
>>205416942>have you tried to sign up for apple musicnever. I just use youtube or bandcamp desu
Payton is hecking cute and valid, mmkay?
>>205416958>>205416973Small price to pay for the wigger crew not mining bitcoin off your pc.
>>205416912fug I wish I had as much facial expression as her. I'm usually too nervous when I speak and hate the way my teeth look so it's easier to just speak as little as I can and keep a neutral faceplease fix me bros
Life? I’m thinking it’s pretty Mizzy.
>>205416943oh i'm sorry friend i misread you, thought you were a josiepedo. you are correct, please continue
>>20541698085%
ive noticed switching from android to iphone that all the seething and topic of which is better all comes from poors that cant afford iphones and has nothing to do with what each seperate device is capable of
>>205416977t. jet
>>205416909I got that as well.
>>205416977damn true
>>205416937>paytroons stop posting>suddenyl there are tons of smackfagssus
>>205416986She's a dyke, she needs corrective RAPE
Binx looking mad cute today
>>205416995Iphones are gay thoughbeit
>>205416940NTA She reminds me of a girl I used to date
>>205416973I’ve just been using youtube whenever it’s up. Production is definitely attacking ppv lol.
>>205416988Fix your teeth then. Many cheap ways to do that nowadays.
>>205416934The clips on their site never work for me. Make a webm
>>205416954That's Ian>>205416995>>>/g/
simbal teeth knocked out yet? no? it's cool i can wait.
Robin status?
That nigga Alex B been shootin up!
>Burt let out of prison>keeps the prison suite even after taking a shower
>>205416995whats the point of a device you can't do anything on though
>>205416769>posts second most generic Smaack picture>The last thing the thread needs is more waifufag shitflingLets just say I agree with you, where were you the last week, fellow Smaackhead?
josie is a gross fucking whore
>>205417025in teh corner of the room, watching Destiny stream
>>205416977Is she actually doing clown makeup now? If so that’s literally the definition of a “pick me” lol.
Friendly reminderToo bad these fucks were too retarded to get through all of them efficiently
>>205417020yeah but have you ever thought how good mizzy would look without teeths?
>>205417009I have regrets of not marry a girl I was dating when I was a bit younger and having children with her.
>>205416937is that payton?
>>205416977this(it's based tho)
Get them a proper dart board, and darts, for a kino elimination challenge.
>>205417020theyre gonna bring out the hammers when hell house starts
LEAVE PAYTON ALONE
>>205417026Yes, he was arrested for heroin possession
Burt and Alex make this season. The Jeet's stand offish behaviour ads to it too, enhancing tensions, but it's all Burt and Alex. This is the Burt and Alex show, and this is the best season they ever did so far
Why is binx like this? weird face paint freak
>>205417046bro thats so based, shes a based queen
>>205416937Wait, you're telling that's actually a picture of Payton and not PhilosophyTube? I though people were posting it as a joke.
>>205417037I don't why they didn't just give them the written version
>>205415999Alex is retarded. Oldest baseball team was founded in 1869.
>>205417040I feel regret when I look at her too anon
whatever source is used for the playlist and ppv is fucked. It's so slow and buffering constantly. Is this on the wiggers end? I wouldn't be surprised at all
>>205417036they all are
>>205416995idk man my friends who always argue about this when hanging out regardless of their side are neet losers
>>205417065payton is a woman chud
>>205417037Political Compass test is retarded. If you answer any of the “corporation” questions negatively it automatically puts you on the left, even if you answered everything else “far right”.
I like both Binx and Smaack, but not enough to engage in waifuposting. I really don't need this shit.
>>205417036>“pick me”
>>205417054>everyone calls her a Stacy in the first days>suddenly troon psyopWhy dough?
>both binx and smack in clown makeup todaysminx patriots eating good today
>>205417082binx is gross. she's been wearing the same outfit for days now
>>205417037my results are like the same as simbal
>>205417071As of right now it's on ppvs end vecause the actual site is working fine for me.
>>205417088The way the answers are written have a clear left leaning bias.
>>205417096there's too many fucking psyops in these threads I can't keep up
Binx looks so sexy n based in that fit, gawd i love her baseeddddedededede
first girl I've ever simped for on this showdamn
>>205416893Binx is josie with 10 years more experience. She is a decade older than josie
>>205416865>Smackfags seething with jealous rage that someone could find someone more interesting than their ugly muttNotice how, you don't have any "Smaackheads" telling posters like these to stop. Its always "Smaackheads" attacking Smaackheads.
>Absent for one (1) evening>Burt is a prisoner and admits he would rape and murder freely if he was able, we now have a gay wrestler freeloader in the houseFUCK. what else did i miss?
>>205417088how is that retarded
>>205417099haha yeah thats terrible awful even
>>205417098who's the fag in the yellow beanie?
>>205417091 Nope, those are people that say it for every little thing. If she saw another girl get complimented for for something and then immediately mimicked her, that’s the “pick me” archetype that girls themselves created decades ago.
getting a skill is a psyops, dont fall for it
>Jimmy has been letting people near him know that from Friday onward he will be unavailable for two weeks, or more
>>205417068They couldn't understand the questions most of the time and they didn't answer them correctly based on their opinions half the time>>205417088Yeah it's a shit tier meme test but the widespread nature of it's use gives a good feel for someone's politics just based on relative position>>205417103Somewhat based
>>205417120Reminder they are still seething about Luke and calling him a dangerous psychopath, for uhh... banging some pots.
>>205417130captain jimbo back in the tank
I like Alexis. I’m sorry! I know. I know! But I can’t help it I just like the harpy.
>>205417117what are you talking about
>>205417130It begins.
>>205417130Which woman will he hit this time?
>>205416609they should hang a print of 'the kramer' up in the house somewhere to fuck with him
Why are smaackcels collectively shitting their pants today? Did something happen?
>>205417130Jimmy in, binx and smax out. Kino.
>>205417088PoliticalCompass is notorious for being biased towards the libertarian half of the graph
>>205417120you make it sound more interesting than it really is. nothing really happened, it was boring
>>205416986She is and she's salvageable. Never give up on cute women who are adamant about calling themselves a dyke.
>>205417143Bitchtits
>>205417128true. the only skill I learned is being good at video games and it secured me a permanent home (my mom's house)
I have it on good authority Binx hasn't changed her underwear the whole time she's been on the show.
>Burt misses the CellLMFAO
>>205417128That's why I haven't left my room since September of 2023 and have no skills or training
>>205417130qrd on jimmy? Only watched half of season 1
>>205417130>this implies you are near him
>>205417143this guy is so fucking ugly, what women would fuck him?
>>205417130Mind you, Burt is a pedophile nigger. As a matter of fact, it would be normal in the expected Shamanic role he would take in his aboriginal Akan culture. Too bad his parents had to get moved around. Granted, it is to be expected—he is Neecheean, wants what he wants, and has little regard for consequences outside of the shame of ostracism.
>>205417130Oh god yes.Oh fuck yes.Get him in.
no matter how cringe u thought jon or jimmy was, they each r more content than all contestants other than Burt
>>205417130I really don't think they'd invite any of the previous contestants back for season 3, especially not Jimmy
>>205417125tedwho is now dead
>>205417156what is your sourcecan you get some details
stop talking about women
>>205417130oh yeah thats straight up awesomesauce dude
>wanting jimmy on the showYIKES
>>205417130I am praying that this doesn't happen. Hearing him trauma dump to a new group of people will make me tear my hair out.
>>205417128I already have multiple skills
>>205417162Bigger yapper and liar than Alex. Also hits women in the tank.
>>205417159Jet wasn't lying when he said they really scored on the cast, they really are some dummies
>>205417120they grilled binx, told her they will rig the show for her to win if she does fucked up things to people.sam wants to shave mizzy's head.alex / smack were freaked out last night and think this could possibly not be a show and actually some thing for a sick fuck to watch.
>>205417174>woMEN
>>205417162Very troubled guy with a heart of gold. Can talk about literally nothing for actual hours on end with an extremely deep and monotone voice. Likes to play pranks in an innocent way. Hates Mormon niggers.Hits and throws things at women, will become very violent very quickly. But honestly a good person despite it all.
>>205417171Kino
>You are a twink in FamousHousehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B29acsQATrM
>>205417096Delusional troons (pleonasm) REALLY wanted us to believe this perfect woman could pass as a man when in reality they all look like keffals.
QRD on connor?
>>205417074>they all areWhy even lie like this? We're all watching the show. Binx is the only one putting the clown makeup on.
>>205416014kek
>>205417162https://youtu.be/l9EYftzpXDk
>>205417162reddit faggot who wont shut up
Green... penis
REMINDER IF YOU FAPPED TO BELLE DELPHINE, YOU ARE A CONFIRMED PEDO
>>205417165It's not even his looks that repulses women, it's the way he speaks and carries himself. They can intuit that Jimmy can and WILL hit them at some point
>>205417173>nipple piercingyup, im officially supporting Binx now
>>205417203>We're all watching the showim not tho (thats why i posted it)
would you let burt rape you?
>>205417197He's also gay. Burt will rag his bussy around the tank and production won't give him any prep
lol this guy changes overnight again
>>205417187>>205417197Sounds based
>>205417099Imagine the hag pheromones
>>205417208>>205417162Jimmy is the most stereotypical incel and ugly dude you'll meet. He's a cringe red pilled neo nazi like Tayleigh. They're both part of chud gang.
>>205417084fr though how does a woman get so broad shoulders? A high amount of test early in utero?
binxbros we need to buy her plushies until she gets a monkey she can carry around and call Alex
>>205417211Kek. I laugh every time.
What's the deal with the ventriloquist?
>>205417162>>>/wsg/5727259
>>205417173Why did she do this knowing that this is all being streamed live?
>THIS will save Fishtank S3
>>205417130Is he pretending to go on the show? KEK what a loser
>>205417227Genetics and volleyball.
has alex and simbal kept their new alliance or is it over again already
>>205417197>heart of gold.he's narcissist, a liar, he assaults women, threatens to dox everyone. i dont think you know what heart of gold means. he's an awful human being.
>>205417213And I'd do it again
>>205417145He hates Smaack and Payton
>>205417130didn't Tai say the exact same thing days ago?
>>205417162A retard who talks about bottom of the barrel /pol/ type topics and drones on about imagined abuse and rape etc. likes to fly off the handle especially towards women.
imagine getting hyped for Jimmy and we end up getting TJ again. Fuck
>>205417098>SminxCan you stop it with this shit? Smaacksperg here, I'm willing to call a truce if you just stick to Binx instead of doing this Chameleon shit. Lets support ourgirls respectively. If you dont start shit, I wont.
>>205417239yes.
What would you do if there was a queer male boy male in front of you right now?
I can already hear jimmy say "brother burt" in his fake deep voice and I want to kms
Jimmy would fucking hate these roasties so much he'd call them niggers day 1 I wouldn't trust him on the show
>>205417243It lasted like 5 minutes and fell apart the moment Alex actually talked to Connor because Connor complimented Alex's shoesAlex then spent the next hour shittalking simbal
>>205417224>>205417162He was basically the only thing keeping Season 2 going. Many are not saying this here, because for some reason they all hate him (he reflects them) but he carried Season 2 hard.This edit really picked up his vibe super well.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0umVSF-Ujk
>>205417245yeah but imagine him talking to alex. that would be EPIX
This morning QRD? Also, why is PPV been so trash today and yesterday?
>>205417240he was on Twitter all night asking for clips of the ventriloquist and acting like he cares
is she so good at being a whore that she knows the math for it?
>>205416499No one actually gives a fuck about "strategies". Snitches could contribute to the gaslighting mindfuckery too too
>>205417013my teeth are so fucked. no cavities but my front teeth are crazy crooked and chipped. I gotta do something, my smile is disgusting.
>>205417255I hope they both fuck off
>>205417197Accurate and fair.
>>205417162Huge liar, narciscist, constantly threatens to dox or reveal secrets, trauma dumps constantly (seriously will do it for hours), genuinely and obviously a bad person, and mentally ill, but not sure what he has. Has a deep disdain for women for no real reason, and especially ones that are blonde or left leaning. He has delusions that all blonde women are associated with mormons, and all chinese people are secretly spies, not joking. He also only ever targets women. He will get extremely violent with them, again, for NO real reason. Within the first hour of being on S3, he WOULD make references to Payton killing deers, Alexis' sons, Binx's mom, Smaack's art, and Mizzy's media stuff.
>>205417269I'm not ashamed to admit that I loved friendtank and miss them sitting at the bar every night and how colorful S2 house was.
>>205417220Kek. You're not that bad for Binxtard y'know
>>205416775>she's doing la macarenaa sign from God
>>205417195underrated post
did they even do a confessional for Sneed last night? he might be the only 1 they didn't do
>>205416597a gymcel wrote this
>>205417162He's just a completely autistic retard who's prone to violence and saying slurs. When he's in a good mood he will just do 30 minute reddit monologues regardless of people paying attention.He also has a discord that raids this board and tries to insert him into every topic
The lion eats alone, unconcerned with the lesser creatures
>>205417288best description so far
>>205417130its about time we got some hell in this house
>>205416641her song is dogshit but the remixes are good, that's kind of like her personality in general. it sucks on its own but is tolerable when other people work around it and pick up the slack for her.
if Luke was still there, Jimmy would get bullied into quitting within half a day
>>205417288this is a good summary, he has threatened to dox multiple people IRL and over the internet. He's also mentally ill and comes from a rich family background but claims to have suffered abuse.
>alex self defense training
>>205416413need it
>>205417321ENTER
>>205417261Sounds like a you issue and nobody is stopping you.
>>205417288Trvke
>>205417318Luke's favourite fish was Jimmy, he already said so.
i like the way you binx itso skibidigotta binx it up
>>205416973get a job and buy season pass, nigger
>>205417278Yeah literally just call an orthodontist NOW and set up an appointment. Ask for the cheapest options during the appointment. It can't hurt.
>>205417300Him, and wifi.
>>205417316I know the song is shit but it's catchy and I've listened to it a dozen times
>>205417288hes based you are just normies
>>205416821I dont give a fuck, its not like I will ever meet my waifu. Simping is one thing, actually thinking Ill have a chance if I spam her pictures and dm her is just delusion
which of the girls the best head (and why is it Alexis)?
I miss Abi already.
>the constant zooming on Connor's bald spotthat is pretty funny jet
bald it up
>>205417331of course it can fucking hurt. dentistry always hurts.
>>205417316YOU ONLY CALL ME ON THE WEEKEND
>>205417316pottery...
BRING SCOTT NOW
>>205416310Hate to break it to you bud but she's leaving the first time "Computer" calls her a quadroon
>>205417328Luke is retarded and got himself kicked off the show after two days who cares what he thinks.
>>205417276shes like a cat in heat 24/7.
>>205417321is sam going to kick alex in the face like he did to jon and fatty?
>>205416821this
>Mizzy busts in to confessional >Okay so>...>What was I gonna say?Kek based retard
>>205417130Hope he breaks his neck before that happens
>>205417348>and why is it Alexisas much as i hate her with burning passion i think this is probably truebut to answer your question, i think its because she has 30 years of experience
BAKINGHOLD OFF
>>205417343>He relates to Jimmy I feel bad for you
>>205417320Shit I forgot to add this. I am certain that he is lying about all of his mormon abuse.
>>205417288Very shallow reading of Jimmy desu.
>>205417362coddle house wont allow it even on 6 weeks
>>205417288>Within the first hour of being on S3, he WOULD make references to Payton killing deers, Alexis' sons, Binx's mom, Smaack's art, and Mizzy's media stuffHe would only do this if he felt backed into a corner. That's when that side of Jimmy starts coming out. It's a rage issue. He wouldn't just fly off the handle straight away.
>>205417321are they actually gonna do that today? i saw the popup yesterday but seems they postponed it after the n-word saga
>>205417130/ftl/- believe any misinformation
LIFE IS MIZZY CONFESSIONAL!
>>205417321Hopefully it's Alex teaching the other fish.
>>205417360hes boring
>>205417343He's a spoiled rich kid who larps being poor and from a troubled background. He's bitch made and can't even properly smoke a cigarette.
>>205417367she's like bulleye. shes doing trigga'nometry to make sure her ass can be seen from any point in the house.
need to somehow get both burt and connor oiled up somehow and wrestle in underwear.i dont know how you will do that, thats up to production but make it happen
>>205417396life is so mizzy bros
>>205417364>Luke would bully Jimmy off of the show!>UHHH WHO CARES WHAT LUKE THINKS ACTUALLY!!!!Pick one, FAGIT.
>>205417187>Also hits women in the tank.name one timethe mallet incident doesn't count
We need Jimmy to assault woman in the house.
>>205417355Then go your whole life looking like a freak, retard. If they do anything that will actually hurt, they give you local at least. If you say that you don't want to add to the bill, so don't use local, they just give it to you anyway without charging.
>>205417385he would be the alpha of the house, he wouldnt be backed into a corner
>>205417385>He would only do this if he felt backed into a cornerYeah which that retard does 100% of timeHe would just interpret Connor and Pajeet talking about lifting as a personal attack calling him fat or something
>maybe its Life if Dizzy todaylife is just so mizzy
>>205417404kys
>>205417383>>205417385>>205417343>>>/jimmycord/ go back guys, he needs to stream to the 10 people that watch him
b2 kino
>>205417419Hnggg fuck yeah!!I was honestly shocked when Sam said one of the only ways you could get kicked off The show is if you physically assault someone
>wiener snizel
>>205417288The thing that pisses me off about Jimmy is he is jealous of the success of Fishtank in his absence and he literally thinks he should rightfully be on the show. And he is completely oblivious tonthe fact he would single handendly ruin S3 because Jimmy's idea of "fun" is /pol/ shitposting IRL and just being a crass lumbering ape.
>>205417140>>205417143>>205417149>>205417167>>205417313all jimmy btw
>>205417419>assaults a woman>immediately gets fucking curbstomped and likely killed by Burt neptunian
GOD fucking DAMN it i LOOK AWAY for 2 minutes literally 2 minutesi tab back in and alex is kneeling before ben, damnit man.wha thappened?
How long does Connor get to stay?
>>205417434I'm a huge Jimmy Rustler from day 1 but have never been to his "discord" or watched his streams, anon.
I only followed the previous seasons through clips, has Nick ever done a fishtank bit?
>>205417434Jimmy's one of the most interesting fish they've ever had on the show along with Letty, Tayleigh, Alex and Burt. Very unique individual.
>>205417288i just dislike the guy cause he has the worst back tattoo I have ever seen
>>205417446Cobra Kai Self-Defense training led by Alex.
>>205417288calls people pedophiles too
there are people are actually voted against an alex karate session. retards
>>205417447longer than his hair will.
>>205417446director mode was late but they will redo it
>>205417446I think he's excited about the karate bit theyre doing
>>205417360I agree, lets have scoot get thrown around by Connor
>everybody forgot about TJ>everybody forgot about Shinji>everybody forgot about Tayleighbros its like S2 never happened
>>205417385That retard corners himself.
why is alex still playing this character?
>>205417449nah i think he showed up to hang out for an evening in s2 but thats it (or i could be misremembering)
ALEX RAPED BEN
>>205417451Oh, also Jon.
>>205417469good
Anything interesting happened today bros?
>>205417449one - thats a shit way to watch ittwo - no, he's walked through the house and left because it stank so much. It wouldn't be fun if it was just friends of the show.
>can i get changed into my cobra kai outfit?
>>205417469Oh noAnyways
>>205417451Trvth nvke. He's a walking Greek tragedy.
>>205417446there was literally no build up to that, alex just fell to his knees as soon as ben said "cobra kai"
>>205417458Used 10 of my remaining 100 currency on that vote. I shant be buying any more, it's just the money you get from buying a season pass
>>205417385bring Jimmy back just to lock him in a room with Alexis, Mizzy, and Smaack for 24 hours.
>>205417379well THAT was a fucking lie you nigger. baking now for real
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE PAYING YOU FOR PPV FIX YOUR SHIT
>>205417477character?
Alex do not hit the girls
>Tune in>Alex is kneelhugging Bendid he call someone nigger again or what
>>205417469s2 was a grim time
>>205417469I know you are baiting. But let's be honest: If wiggers drop the ball (as they admittedly VERY OFTEN do), this will crash and fail.That being said, S3 is on pace to becoming the best Season of Reality TV out there. It has mystery, murder vibes, psych shit that you would never ever see on TV, sex-appeal. That's a huge BUT though.
Is ppv performance region based?
>>205417451Jimmy was interesting to watch but absolutely not unique. Everybody knows a freak exactly like him in their town.
>>205417381The facility he was put into by his parents is called "Elevations" and one of their facilities is only a few miles from my house. If they were actually starving and mistreating kids I'm certain I would have heard something credible by now
Jimmy and Alexis would get along, they both fuck dogs
>>205416626trvth nvke
>OH WHAT??kek
>>205417508alex gets to be Sensei Scott today
>>205417508They’re doing a Cobra Kai bit for Alex where he gets to play the sensei kek
that made me lose more respect for alex then crying over saying nigga
>>205417477He's genuine, probably slightly hammed up but I guarantee he's like this in real life. Remember when people said Jimmy was playing a character?
Bros who would win between Dumbgay and Burt?
>>205417469S2 was so atrocious it should be wiped from existence.
>>205417487Burt sang show tunes in prison but changed all the lyrics to be about raping teens
>>205417469who?
Sorry, got held up my bad. Baking now, please don't bake
Honestly I understand alex if I got to larp as Solid Snake for a super secret stealth mission I'd jizz my pants
>>205417467It's gonna be softporn (homo)
ben was raped
>>205417518Alex would not be able to cope with that rumor. Jimmy hated it but he could brush it off. Alex would take it so seriously i'd start to believe it myself.
>>205417500It's so bad, but I'm having trouble with the actual site as well.
kek ben and vance are barely holding it together
>>205417130isnt that because he set fire to hoarderman's house trying to get attention?
>>205417469The final four of S2 were fucking awful for content, let's not beat around the bush.
>binx vs smack waifu warsi hate you alll, but objectively binx is a better fish. smack is a better person out of the tank though
>>205417500Literally unwatchable
COBRA KAIIII
>>205417469season 2 is a failure for a reason
>>205417558its like the trish vs tayleigh debate
>>205417477>see autistic heroin addict>immediately assume that it must be a charactergrimnah i assume he was retard from the getgo, and frying up his brain probably didnt do him any favours
are they setting him up to be upstaged by scott
>jimmycord raiding the thread againjesus fucking christ
>>205417331my teeth are crazy crowded but its only my front 4 teeth that are fucked. I probably need teeth extractions to make room for straightening out those front 4.
>>205417551theres no way they expected alex to be THIS excited
>>205417533Jimmy was playing a character. He had pre planned bits and codewords his discordtroons would send as TTS
>>205417569Unironically, what went wrong?
>>205417576that faggot must be desperate
Alex seems like the guy who would learn some obscure prison fighting system like 52 Hand Blocks.
>>205417576Dude bloodgames threads went straight to shit because of those fags
>>205417578Hes gonna cum
hate these niggers who keep trolling about baking. learn their typing patterns and if you see it, just bake anyway for the love of god. I'll bake one now but I won't be so helpful next time
>>205417581yeah but the fact that he had bits and codewords is very jimmy. Thats how you know he's like that. because you'd have to be a spastic highschooler to prepare like that.
>>205417570ewwwwww no. please never bring up s2 again>>205417584the retarded fans couldn't keep their mouth shut for a few more days so sam took out all his anger of his audience out on them
I need 300 seconds to post bake
>>205417558Yeah its gay.Looking at my folder they are both represented more or less equally because they objectively are the two most attractive women to appear on Fishtank.Also they made me re-evaluate my previous attitude toward the inevitability of women getting walled at 30
>>205417596we apprechiatechya
>>205417576>everyone who likes Jimmy MUST be from some mythical "Jimmycord"I've seen you fags call me a Jimmycord 100 times but never seen a single bit of proof of this discord.
dont bother jimmyfags will die without the image stimulant
Alex just said he's cancelling the cruise he was supposed go on on like week 4
>>205417604Yeesh
>>205417558We've called a truce for now but let me just say that I disagree with you. Personally (my personal opinion) I don't find Binx entertaining.
just waiting for the youtube stream because that's the only one that doesn't lag like fuck
What are some interesting Fishtank facts?>Smaack is also the identity of an artist in California. It's unknown if Smaack and her have ever met>Several rooms in the S3 house are designed to look like rooms in the Bitchtank house>Simmons, a name used in S3 was also the name of a contestant in S1 who left early due to family issuesWhat are some others?
>>205417613>shnice
I liked Season 2 and I'm smarter than most people here.
>>205417618Actually, good point. Cancelling my bake
CODE YELLOW
>>205417614You've chilled for Jimmy 100 times? And you're not part of his trooncord? Why are you doing it? For free?
>>205417614>he spends his time simping for pathetic genuine retard out of his own volitionyou do know this is even worse than if this was an organized discord raid
>>205417627bit killer jones over here
>>205417630>bait
I'm catching up on clips from yesterdayWhy is Burt dressed as a prisoner?Anything important I've missed? Are people still mad at Alex for saying nigger?
Connor is a dud.
ppv keeps lagging like crazy. how is the official site better this time? this is so fucking annoying
>>205417634For fucks sake!! I'll do it myself then, DO NOT BAKE
>>205417641sorry do I know you?
Making a new thread with a template. Don't use a shitty thread while I bake
>There are people who voted against what's happening right now in favor of more gossiptank Literally gay.
>>205417581Thats not what playing a character is
why the fuck are they doing this in the den and not the flat? they never use that giant fucking area, i expected them to do so many challenges down there
>>205417652official site is lagging too
>>205417646>Why is Burt dressed as a prisoner?he's black
>>205417441thiseven though he produced some of the most kino moments in s2 that was more in spite of him and because the show was so boring with the other fish that he became entertaining
>>205417660s'so sad
>>205417651I swear to God, Sam just wanted to rile up the waifuposters because of his own weird sexual hangups about women. He forgot to make sure the guy was funny.
>>205417660KEK>>205417661I'm already doing it don't worry, will bake 60 seconds after THIS message
>>205417644probably but I stand by both claims.
>>205417651Everyone but Alex, Burt and Ian have been duds.
>>205417640>>205417639>le....simpingI was just in these threads throughout all of Season 2 and 2.5. Jimmy was my favourite Fish, so I posted about him a lot.
>>205417577Ok? So do it, or else accept that there were things you could have done and chose to live as a freak instead.
>>205417646>Why is Burt dressed as a prisoner?lost a challenge>Are people still mad at Alex for saying nigger?no, he was forgiven again and G gave him the pass in the most kino scene yethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIC-DwB9qGg
CLAN WAR LMAOfuck you jet you fucking orphan piece of shit
>>205417652they did something to to the director cam yesterday and reset cams, ppv has been bad ever since. i assume they just need to refresh something on their end
who's the pink haired girljust tuned in
>>205417695>im not simping ive just beein simping for a long timehuh
>>205415999>>205415999>>205415999current thread>>205413133>>205413133>>205413133NEW NEW NEW
>>205417646Alex was rewarded for saying nigger with fish bux and a simbal type shamanic medalian Burt is in prison for losing an hour long game of horseshoes. He no longer needs to be in the jumpsuitSam grilled all the fish yesterday very hard. Look up Alex's and Burts they were the most kino. New fish came at 2am, he's a dud who knows nothing, don't worry
fucking director mode is fucking delayed as shit
>>205417670Den has better audio, and camera placements.
>>205417708Your liberal use of the word simp is unacceptable, zoomer.
>>205417651it was worth it to see all the girls jump to him like sharks on chum and all the men seethe over a generic dude getting all that attention
>>205417700cloudflare didn’t like how much data ppv was serving and the ft site messed around with the m3u links or smth
>>205417695So that's a yes? You're doing it for free?
doesn't the fat chick own any pants?
>>205417713They do that so they can make funny cuts to different rooms and know when to switch cams to not miss stuff
>Ian>not a dud This meme stopped being funny 7 days ago.
>>205417362thats the second best option, I dont want to see sam shaving her head or hassle stealing her underwear
>>205417713This is only their fifth time doing this. Give them a break.
>>205417731Pants are so mizzy
>>205417742>>205417742>>205417742I fucking hate you incompetent retards stop making me have to bake
>>205417731She did but they all ripped at the thigh
>>205417750>>205417750>>205417750
COMPUTER STOP
not bait - I have never had any problems with lag or the stream. not this season so far anyway. what is your problem?
>>205415587>>205415587>>205415587
>>205417754>>205417761NOOOOOOOO
>>205417754>>205417761>>205417789i hate this board
>>205417754>>205417761nice work guys
>>205417740It's not a meme, you are just low iq.
Fucking thread splitters. Hold up guys I'm going to bake a proper thread and we will all go to that one
>>205417130yeah because his hotspot ran out of internet lmao
>>205417130>Unhinged fan breaks into the Famous House>Police can't get to him because of made up Trump win riots
>>205418070>Unhinged fan breaks into the Famous House>Can slaughter with impunity because they broke in before 10:30, which is the earliest the wiggers wake up
>>205416283they should add the Seinfeld theme as a sfx
