Wigger failure edition/ftl/ News• Jobe - new freeloader - Ian 2.0• Connor - new freeloader - a gay pro wrestler• Computer has activated SFX• Alex chimped out on Simbal• Burt has won the Pinata Coin Challenge, Sponsored by Hims• Pizza party to repair the vibes• Ted is gone. BYE BYE TED!!• Jet confirms Burt's gay house theories• Burt has revealed he uses herbal supplements to treat his schizophrenia in lieu of medication• Curfew is currently in effect• Do the SSI• Alexis is the Fishtank President• Chores have been distributed• Burt kissed Alex on the cheek 3 times>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.livehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://ppv.land/ft>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/bnscsxro>OBS scene collectionhttps://pastebin.com/JS4mSA08>fishtank viewerhttps://github.com/fishytank2/fishtank-viewer>Burt Splurt Counterhttps://burtsplurt.com/>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/https://pastebin.com/raw/fNFgbtnj>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipshttps://pastes.io/sydm4vdq5o>Thread template if neededhttps://pastebin.com/raw/yeSLgsLE>Thread shall be created when hit page 10 or image limitPrevious thread: >>205456490
>>205458538>mfw the darkness finally comes
post jobe
>>205458624Mind you, Burt IS a pedophile nigger—the darkness is to be expected.
gross
gaslighting laron into thinking he has fans is evil kek
FILL THE HOUSE WITH SHIT AND VOMITNOW(binx will slurp it up)
IN HERE RETARDS>>205458458
it'd be hilarious if they made an edit of a second episode and it highlights simbal being a good guy while villifying everyone else.
>>205458721tranny thread
Jet if you get these for the house for the fish to try, I will gift 5 season passes
they're just watching lmao
>>205459685why
>and then... We made them build a table... AGAIN AAAHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAGAHAHA
>>205458538If mizzy quits cause she had to build a table I’m gonna cry tears of joy
>women
women
>>205459726Cause they're delicious and I want to see smiles on their faces when they try it.
>50 chairs to use as saw horses>saws on floorhow is she so dumb bros?
>im huuuuungry
Joker posters it's finally your time
>>205459764TRVKE
Day 13, cool funny events so far>>>top 10 most interesting challenges so far>>>>floor is heckin' lava>peek-a-boo challenge
>>205459795i have a feeling if you jokerpost right now you will be eating your words tonight. sam is going to do some bad things
Doomer Editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfG0waUvUGAother versions:https://pastebin.com/sHJAj6Wt>CALL ME>WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL ME>WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL ME>AT 2 AM>YOU ONLY CALL ME>ON THE WE-EEK-ENDSCALL MEWHEN YOU ARE DRUNKYOU ONLY CALL MEWHEN YOU NEED SOMEONEYOU ONLY CALL MEAT 2 AMYOU ONLY CALL MEON THE WE-EEK-ENDS>CALL MEWHEN YOU ARE DRUNK>YOU ONLY CALL MEWHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE>YOU ONLY CALL MEAT 2 AM>YOU ONLY CALL MEON THE WE-EEK-ENDS
Burt could easily build a table.
>Truman show angle w/ mizzy as the main characterYeah show's cooked
Im fucking dying here lmao
Do we know what time they're doing the reveal? I feel it's still too soon...
WHERE ARE BURTS LETTERS
did she even measure or plan anything
>FUCK MY FUCKING MIZZY LIFE YO
Are they not allowed to help?
>>205459859hhahahaa reminds of the poop and pee of season 1
>>205459732We're so back
fuck my fucking chud mizzy faggot life
>>205459878
Bitch did not even season her wood, god damn white people
Letty building a table was cute I don't care about mizzys table
KING JOBE
>>205459878the plan is to build a table
Does Sam ever just...pay people to do things beforehand? Almost a million raised on wefunder and still pulling this lol
>>205459844for your considerationon.soundcloud.com/c2mjoX2ya4M66Qt66
binx will leave when it is revealed her booba was leaked
Why wasnt there a woodwork bit in bitchtank??
>>205459789she thinks she is. Her dad raised her as a boy complete with lusting after blonde milfs with her.
>>205459930he would have to come up with ideas in advance to do that
>>205459930It’s in his blood to do things like this
>>205459738>>205459750Life sure is Mizzy.
>>205459930for real? how did they not do this a week ago?
>>205459930sam has loyal fans, and you don’t, faggot
>"it would have made sense to measure before cutting">eyes widenKEK
>>205459937They've done this same exact table shit in every season
>>205459931good shit adding to pasta thank you for your service misfit
>>205459839like what? nothing? the last few days are literal shit
>the mizfits believe in youso they're just dropping the computer thing completely?
Hawk
>>205459930this would be a very easy inspect element edit and throw up on a tv
=== PAYTON UPDATE ===payton already cried alone today
Really interesting stuff.
she looks like when they give tools to a monkey and it just sorta bangs them around
>>205459956She's 100% a lesbian she got all upset when the gay wrastler made the joke about women and women relationships both women being unhappy, she stormed out and was crying her eyes out.
>>205459990not in bitchtank or powtank
I can watch Mizzy build a table for days. For sexual as well as handyman reasons.
>>205460014stay strong Princess!
Did Jet send the hawk tuah message?
>>205459839 I just brought in the firewood and hope for some comfy torture tonight.
Boring girls
>3pm and nothing has happened
Mizzy is close to crossing the rubicon. I think if she makes it through the weekend she'll be down for Hellhouse.
Jet looks RIDICULOUS
Why is jet dressed like a little girl
Jet drippy
>>205459930Flexing a rented bmw while asking for free labor in the same breath is so hydian
>>205459996the veil is dropping today, try to keep up
are people from the city actually like this?
>>205459930>reveal today>UHHH ACTUALLY WAIT WEEKENDwiggers
They're going to end up spoiling burt before they bring his mail up
jet neptune dies today
>>205460048I'm going to guess at least 5 walk when the full reveal happens and that's a conservative estimate.
>>205460050>>205460052casual friday
>Mizzy is a better Letty than Claire was
Heat Nails those are the John Wick shells he uses right the fire ones?
Those shoes probably cost Jet 90% of the S2 budget.
Is mizz the dumbest woman here?
>mizzy stepping on woodffs jet its NNN
literally no one is questioning why they are making mizzy do this
>>205459930>reveal is today guys>wait it's during the weekend haha my badhow are they so fucking dumb I genuinely want to know
Will Mizzy table stuff yield good upskirt?
>>205459732the raped
>>205459992god bless
bruh how does tables be build
Mizzy is growing on me (no pun intended)
>>205460111Jet went out of his way to even say "Fishtank before midnight" then Sam shits on that and asks for free graphic work lolllll
>>205460106no, alexis is
>>205460095truke incomingall three of them suck
klaus with another banger
>>205460050>your fit goes crazy
>>205459980>mde fans>jobskek
>>205460116It’ll yield a good sleep aid you binkin idiot.
>>205460058if the alcohol doesn't keep me up, nothing will.this season started strong as fuck, now it's really boring and lame...at least for me.
>>205459844no one cares nigger
>My name is actually Sam Hyde and I'm a racist anti-semite, and anyone I work with is immediately blacklisted from entertainmentwould you mark out?
>>205460135i've always liked mizzy since she figured out the livestream. she helps create fun content
Took me 1 year to realize the messages on the loading screens aren't actually real computer stuff...
>WOOD SALT>HEAT NAILS>LEFT HANDED SAW>MARINATE THE WOODTOP KEK MY SIDES!!!
ppv is broke
Any new slips, trips, or falls?
>>205460106She figured out the show without anyone really telling her, so she's fair perceptive
>>205460025Women get upset about literally anything, this means nothing. Peyton probably got molested and that's why she pretends to be attracted to women.
>I AM NOT CUTTING THE WOOD
>have you considered thinking?>....nobased retard
>>205460153the last 2 nights have been great i don't know wtf you are talking about
PoopVomitPissRapebroslost it's just another Hulu gaslight
>>205460168How do I upvote here? Can I like retweet this or like it or anything? thanks
>>205460109Mizzy should do this in lingerie, but that's just my opinion.
Fuck zionists.
>it’s an autistic table
>>205459844the "breakcore" one is actually pretty good, but it's not breakcore
>>205460168Lmao, fishtank fans are so funny and original
Kek this bitches table. Hopefully they have to eat off of them at the end.
>>205460106She just made an avant guarde art piece
letty could never
>>205460190Pay me nigga
holy fuck jet give her safety glasses
actually mogged the wiggers with this oneMizzy W
>>205460190based and kino
>i would be cutting the board in half the long waywe missed some retard kino
>>205460187>at least for me
WHEREISBURTSMAIL
when does the super pizza show up
>USE THE TOOLS BEFORE YOU. GET ON THE SKATEBOARD AND RAM THE WOOD INTO THE WALLS.
>>205460190>You're on Hulu, but as a addon you're also being livestreamed
>>205460190they can't even commit to a gaslight on the audience lmfao
>nail missed the wood
If she gives the table only three legs she doesn't have to measure shit
Now dats how you build a table, mang
This table is so mizzy
>>2054601904 more weeks of family hosue :D
She got further than Letty, can't deny that.
director mode is so incredibly bad
What's the point in a reveal when >Mizzy's parents are rich she wants fame not money, >Binx is rich she wants fame not money,>Alex's father is rich and he's set to inherit a lot of money he doesn't need the money, >Alexis family is rich she doesn't need the money, >Payton's family is rich she doesn't need the money>Smaack's father is wealthy she doesn't need the moneyThese people are only in the house because of the hope of fame, take that away and they'll be walking. L Ron isn't rich but he's a pussy so he'll walk and Burt is a schizo he'll do whatever.
>>205460190I think jet wants to do the reveal today because he's tired of dressing like he's part of a professional production. he wants to wear his awful gay clothes and be on camera more
the nail just fell through lmao
>>205460166>these are the retards making fun of the fishLol
Can Someone here make like a proper Hulu graphic
>it’s supposed to be badHoly shit guys I get it now
>>205460252>they didn't give her clear instructions on how it was supposed to lookshe won
>>205460135mizzy is brat
peak content right here
>>205460231>>205460228Bitch is busy building stone henge
Week 1>zero contentWeek 2>the content is a woman who knows she is on a livestream pretending to be retarded building a table
la'sneed is so miserable kek
>Site fucked up on reveal day
>>205460280can you not ruin the creative vision of your show in exchange for "nigger nigger nigger ^^^^"
Fucking wiggers hiding metal in the wood
day 13 of 3rd season and they still haven't figured how to run the site and streams properly
>>205460292thought that was scott for a second
>>205460301>pretending to be retarded
DO SOMETHING WIGGERS
>>205460280how much are you paying
Mind you, Smaack is a cutie-patootie thoughbeit
>>205460288They did say 4 legs though
>LE TUNE IN TODAY GUYS EPIC REVEAL XDDD>FISHTANK BEGINS TODAY LOLOLOLOL>actually nevermind it's during the weekend.... by the way can anyone do free graphic work, needs to be done by tomorrowthink i'm done having faith in anything sam and his gang of retards are in charge of
>>205460297>Lil Maejok watchingSoul
Poop? Pee? NOOOOOOO!!!!! THEY'RE MY FRIENDS!!!! THEY PERSONALLY KNOW ME AND AREN'T SELF CONFESSED WHORES AND ONLYFANS CREATORS!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!! I want them to play HOPSCOTCH and FOUR SQUARE tonight not have to deal with ICKY and YUCKY poopy!!!
>>205460297Cute
I don’t think any of the wiggers could do this
>>205460297N E P T U N I A N
be honest /ftl/, could you build the table?
>smaack, binx, and connor watching from the mail room window>like a fishtankkino
hahaha POOP TABLE haah peepeepoopoo table
>>205460297kek
>>205460280fuck you sam and give mizzy safety glasses before she loses an eye
loooooool mizzy called out by TTS, will start crying soon.HELLHOUSE
Production better make sure this idiot doesn't impale her foot
>>205460252What's the deal with tables?
>>205460297really starting to hate this binx cunt
>>205459839bring in marky and beat her in front of the fish?
binx a cute
>>205460330If it turns into poop house it won't be for another couple hours
>>205460297this is a great angle, too bad this fucking retard is standing in the way
>>205459704anon... so are you.
>>205460314Didn't the Chinese put those people in camps?
>director mode broken on PPV>director mode broken on main siteRetarded niggers
>>205460342Haha! Kek.
>>205460270>Smaacks fatherDidn't he abandon her?
>>205460297binx be like "im josie to your letty"
>>205460297>>205460339NO THAT'S PICK ME BEHAVIOR
>>205460346>impale her footnow that would be content
>>205460280Pay me
ponder
>>205460317YesShe knows she can't do a table so she goes ''teeheeee I AM SO HECKIN' SILLY AND DUMB, look at me putting a board on a broken board lolol smile for the camera haha''Not funny, didn't laugh
>>205460366https://www.youtube.com/live/pzYsneclrXU?si=yx95IE6RL0PXagJ9
my dumbass laughing at mizzy knowing damn well I'd probably fuck up making that table too.
>>205460340Can't possibly be that hard. I would at the very least be smart enough to be able to cut 4 evenly sized legs
>>205460297why does building a table always have kino aspects
>>205460280
>>205460334this but unironically
Why do I love watching women fail at woodworking so much?
>>205460386>Not funny, didn't laughI did
goddamn my life is exceptionally mizzy bros
>>205460352Grugzy make shelter
>>205460348>>205460374>does something alone and cheering on another contestant >this is a bad thing
>>205458538how to speed run ruining your show. 1 thing is for sure it's not ben's fault. i think we al lknow who are to blame.
>>205460174>without anyone really telling herDid you forget night 2 already?
>>205460374>t.Claire
i like the way you binx itso skibidigotta smaack it up
>>205460280No one here is talented in any wayI usually go to fiverr for this
>>205460280hahaha Sam what was this video all about?You some sort of GAYBOY man?Hahahahaha you like big KNOBS up your GAY BUM??ahahahahahaa
>>205460394schadenfreude
>>205460394>womanAnon, thats just Jerry Seinfeld in drag
MIZZY YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS CHALLENGE, IT DON'T MATTAH
chances of mizzy having a mental breakdown over this?
>>205460394I dunno, but it's gotta be someone's fetish.
>>205460297thats so josie !send her plushies pls
>>205460389how she didn't ask them for a sharpie and a tape measure is beyond me
>>205460280only if you keep it Famous House ;)
>>205460348>wink wink somethings fishy (le fishtank anyone?)>hehe look at maejok I'm a little girl>does nothing>is nontent
what's the deal with only calling when you need someone at 2am when you're drunk on the weekends?
lgbtqtank > rapetank > pooptank
>>205460409it’s force kino sloppa
>>205460295kek
I am ready for POOP
>>205460050his outfit costs more than your car btw
>>205460422High
when she sees your dick
>>205460280Fuck you Sam you pedophile scammer.
>inb4 this is all they meant by it being fishtank now
>>205460394using a saw like that on hardwood actually takes a fair bit of technique. I think anyone on their first try will look dumb unless they're told how to do it
>>205459930MDE fans will gladly work for free for their e-daddy
life is.. mizzing appendages HAHAHAHAA
>>205460389That’s not even possible with a handsaw
>>205460416That's a biological woman
Not a single contestant outside Alex and Burt is likeable, maybe binx at a push but shes just dull
>>205460334You just know it's all binxtard trannies seething about friendtank ending ahahahahaha
TTS RAMPING UPRIVERS OF TEARS (AND SHITPISS) SOON
>>205460280Fuck you sam
>>205460297this is pretty much fishtank
>>205460451you mad fuck nigga
>>205460297In the minds of seethers women can never do anything cute or they're trying too hard
>>205460462>burt likeable
Has fishtank been revealed
>Mizzy making a table while mildly rude TTSes come throughwow...hellhouse bros we're eating good
you guys think you're so smart? okay, how would YOU build a table
>>205458704Is that to stop the bleeding from all the anal trauma she's clearly been subjected to?
>>205460427wouldn't even need one. Just eyeball the general size of the first leg you want, cut a piece, then line up the piece next to a longer one and mark it with the saw.
>>205460422zero, but she will whine about it for about 6 hours total
Someone tell her to use this table
>>205459930have you seen the simps in fishtank chat. there is a small army of mentally ill simps ready to jump for free, they even make there way here to defend any pile of shit he places before them.
>>205459931bangin brudda
>>205460280how much you paying nigger? not doing it for free
>>205460462binx is a good side kick to the excitable characters. she has an ability to convince them the stupid shit they are doing is a good idea. she doesn't work well alone
>>205460445sex with jerry seinfeld
>>205460280Poop nigga foreign legion is on the way
>>205460483don't worry I have faith that the poop will come
Mizzy is such a fucking idiot
>>205460462Burt and maybe Alex are not even likeable, we’re just laughing at them… Burt would rape women if he could get away with it
Smaack is missing her tote bag.Hellhouse
>>205460462they're not supposed to be likable
The demeaning TTS coming nonstop while she "attempts" to build this table is good shit, keep it up payfags
>>205460479Yes.
>>205460484cut 4 legs then nail them to one of the sheets of plywood
>and now we make her stack plywood on two broken boardsAHHHAHHHA HELL HOUSE
I know the wigger crew mentioned on xitter they are breaking the illusion tonight, but does anyone have any idea when that might be?Im yuropoor and because i work tomorrow mornig i have to go to sleep at around 7pm ish fishtank, is there any chance it might happen before that?
>>205458538payton has degenerative discs :(
>>205459985nu mde fanboy dont get shit twisted you are a simp not a fan. real fans can her criticism about sam and not spiral. you are a woman.
>>205460488yeah but things they obviously have would save you from building a letty table
>>205460448Granted, Burt IS a pedophile nigger. Fat shaming a young girl is worse than murder for a Neecheean Ubermenshin’ of his Kalibir. These things happen, mind you.
>>205460523>payfagsits paypals you fucking tranny
If she's smart she'll just build a table for ants with plywood only.
>>205460462Alex and Burt are horrible monsters who deserve to have poop thrown at them. Only Binx is likable.
is this a Letty or Mizzy win?
Could Sam Build the table /tv/?
>>205459927forced meme
>>205460374Only girls complain about "pick mes".
>>205460533What's that mean?
>this is crazy>what's the deal with woodwork? it won't work!
>>205460340Use one 2x6 to make the frame under the table, use the other as legs, then put the sheet board on top of the frame and nail it down
>>205460370Adoptive father
>>205460280lol
>>205460280What does a hulu graphic even mean?Like this?
>>205460518That's likeable
nigger webm
we call that bitch mizzy four fingers
4 even legs and a top MizzyEven Letty did it in Bloodgames
a table is four legs of the same size and a surfacedoes she not know this
this is crazylife so mizzy
>zooms in>clear panty crotch shot>camera slowly pans back up
>>205458704Is that warm crawling out her ass?
>>205459931Witchhouse mizzy is b▼sed
she got a splinter
damn she looks so much like Jerry
>>205460280The closest i could find
>15 mins in>”this is crazy” and wants to give upanons, what went wrong with modern women.
>>205460462Smaaks likeable, but I think the term you meant is "entertaining".
>>205460462I like Binx, Mizzy, Alexis, and Payton.
>>205460558Her spine makes her prone to lesbianism.
Life status?
the 3 people posting binx caps are actually her twitch mods, if you haven't figure that out yet.
>>205460394My willy's gone hard
Did Burt never read his mail?>Mail>Male>It's a gay show
>>205460500Finally someone gets it. She is also at her most hillarious then.>like when Alex was having a genuine panic attack over potentially getting raped by Burt and she chimed in with "yeah and he drinks all the water too"
ngl warming up on Mizzy
>>205460566this but with a show selected so it will have episode list / a description and like "starring / director"
Did burt read mail?
>>205460587my gf was born in 2000 and could build a table.
>>205460587>muh modern womenWomen never did woodworking
she's doing much better than letty ever did at least
she's going to slice open her hand if she continues
how long did this take letty again, like 4 hours?
i watch for he
>>205460587her life is too mizzy for such trivialities
I don't get the mizzy hate, she's boring and annoying but I hate the other girls more (except for Binx).Jet is just singling her out because she dared question his authority.
>>205460280Pay us money bitch and we'll think about it.
>>205460280>>205460280For FishtankNICK ROCHEFORT AS THE SHOWRUNNERSAM HYDE AS THE HOSTCHARLS AND XAVIER RAVENBLOOD AS THE WRITERSBEN AS ASSISTANT CREATIVEJET AS THE HOUSE JANITOR
>>205460591Why would you ever like Alexis? Have you ever been around a woman that yells every word?
>>205460591>Alexis>Paytonwhat a bizarre opinion
>>205460548if she doesn't cry and gets through this, I'm sellinga all my $maack coin and going all in on Mi$$y
>>205460610yeah i feel like this has been significantly faster
>>205460394It's like that episode when Kramer tells George his gf looks like Jerry, and he goes apeshit. I can't get over it.
>>205460603she told burt it was a great idea to try and fuck alex too
>The best part of the show is watching normies slowly having their bubble burst and realize what they signed up for>Scare half of them off >The only people left are the ones that would've signed up for fishtank anywaysI hope they manage to pull it off, but im skeptical
Why doesn't she just grab 2 of the benches and use them as supports?
>>205460589>Smaaks likeableNot in the slightest.
I just came really fucking hard to Alana Li
>>205460445Am I the only one here who prefers tomboy mizzy than fully dolled up mizzy? Like, this is the mizzy that wakes up next to you every morning in your perfect life together and is eager to give you your morning blowjob while you're still half asleep, and that just fills my heart with joy because that's true love.
Mizzy is the main character of season 3.
>>205460604took you long enough
>>205460587Is two boards even enough to make a table if not why is she dumb for not being able to do it
>>205460624binx tay 2.0
To be fair, life IS mizzy.
Guys I can't believe poop spongebob is coming tonight
>>205460611with a handsaw it will hurt like a bitch but not cut very deep or bleed much. it's probably a good thing they didnt give her any power tools.
>>205460607He said modern women, not middle aged trannies
>>205460518I like Alex he is a sweetheart
girls can only do diy if their dad teaches them and most dont. same with handjobs
PLEASE JET PLAY THIS SONG OVER THE COMMS IT APPLIES TO ALL THESE BITCHEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFXMKlT6E9I
>>205460602They never brought it up. Jet is too busy with his mizzyreble table bit
the feminine urge to put your fingers two inches from a blade to hold something which isn't moving in place
>>205460629she would be fun to go out with
>>205460621>Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
It's fucking unreal how mizzy my life is
>>205460649holy fucking kino
>>205460657I bet Payton could make a table
>>205460610letty played into being dumb and "soaked the wood" so she didn't have to do actual work
>>205460638>incel opnion
>>205460591>Mizzy, Alexis, and Payton.yuck
>>205460624To be fair she asks for it. She's a habitual line stepper
>>205460643Her last day is today anon
>>205460641I love both Mizziesthe messy morning hair is crazy on her, but she can doll up pretty good too
>>205460643always has been
balloon
>>205460621
this is the most entertaining thing mizzy has done in her entire 31 years of life
>>205460050Like actual clown shoes who buys that shit?
VERTICAL BAR HAHA YES!!!!! NOW POOPY!!!
>>205460685nigga built like a bowling pin
What percent chance does mizzy have of quitting the show during this?
>>205460659Why does he think this heat nails bit is so funny? I get that it's a callback but for a new viewer like me this is retarded. Especially when I was promised heck house
>>205460116yeah which is why the camera keeps showing her head instead
You will soon experience horrors beyond your comprehension
this box of nails looks like it came out of some random shed that hasn't been opened since 1970
>verical barlooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Okay guys, here's the scoop.We're gonna have Mizzy start to really question if we're on Hulu, and get the other fishes to get suspicious. When enough doubt is cast, we'll gather the fish around to watch an episode.This is where Sam's idea comes into play. On the screen, it'll look like the Hulu screen. We ask if they really want to do this, and when they say yes, we push play. Except it isn't a Hulu episode, it's a livestream of the house. That's right fishies, we're live. Right now, in fact.And then we'll have Chris come in. Can I get paid now?
HOW LONG UNTIL THE RUGPULL
>>205460645Yup I love airhead bitches now
>>205460678only incels still say incel in 2024GOSH DARN IT
i missed today, why the FUCK is jet revealing fishtank tonight? why are they giving up on the fucking gaslight are they retarded?
>>205460695i'm starting to think this is the joke
>>205460636this is where my head is at. i wanted the show to be them slowly figuring it out 1 by 1 and leaving alex clueless until the end
>vertical bar>metal in the woodhahahahahahahahahaha omg I am crying of laughter!!! I laugh because I recognize that!!!!!
>>205460654>zoomers are middle aged nowhow time flies
all women should be forced to build a table (and if they're cute like smaack to give me kissies)
>>205460717two more weeks
>>205460621>first day at new school be like
>spending $1k+ on chris chan tier sneakersdo fatherless men really do that?
bestgirl
>>205460677Yeah but she's also an uncoordinated idiot, she couldn't make any progress in bloodgames either
>>205460591>I like Binx, Mizzy, Alexis, and Payton.Wow, all 4 choices are bad. Thats a new record.
>>205460661You're gassed man. She is fucking annoying and you'd regret it after 5 minutes. She would probably be dtf if you resist the urge to kill her till it's time to go home. Not worth though, since she's fucking ugly.
>>205460732thicc
>>205460649Hahahaha
>>205460678She just sucks, cunty and irritating.
we need to be making a table
What does she need a little slither of plywood for what is she trying to accomplish
>>205460658Computer. Play this song in the Famous House.
>>205460732Oh fug
>>205460624They're singling her out because they think she can be pushed like letty was. She is the main character after all
Reminder
>>205460605https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQrYRgJGQTgFound this, I'm shit at anything editing so I won't try but you have a team to do this
>>205460715Mizzy already got the redpill so she knows this is being livestreamed and not on Hulu
what does la ron's hair look like?
>>205460715i posted this like 3-4 days ago can i get paid now
>>205460610Letty made a table on bloodgames
>>205460723listen i'm a jet hater and i think it's the right call. the REAL question is how will he manage to fuck it up?
>>205460738looks like some shit I'd wear in 4th grade
>>205460280Sam, as a fan from the very beginning, I have to ask why would you throw it all away just to call a kindhearted mentally ill guy a nigger. Used to think you were funny a long time ago and was convinced you were on the right path. Please stop disappointing us with these low effort self sabotaging hateful bits.
>>205460340Fucking yes? I learned gow to do this shit in highschool. It might not turn out the best but I easily could.
>>205460738What an insane waste of money
Cool table bit Jet. can we have Sam film Binx and smack puking now?
>>205460732would
>>205460722>no, YOU are actually the incel!!!the peak of your wit. amazing.
when does fishtank reveal happen
what is her plan with the 2" strips of plywood
>>205460748lmao
another shitty day in my Mizzy life
what is she cutting this piece of wood for? what part of the table is this meant to be?
>>205460738this is why im never buying jew pass
>>205460662>well, it's simple. i did ironic wigger rap with jet neptune and then he roped me in to save his dying show by pretending to be like ian!
all 5 binx seethers just woke up and boy are they angry
>>205460766with helpand it was barely a table
>>205460723its probably a goranian bait and they arent actually doing ithowever if they do i think its fine, realistically almost all of the fish already saw through the bs
>>205460738These are the ugliest shoes I’ve ever seen
>>205460779There is no plan kek
>>205460694
They want Mizzy to either quit, hurt herself and have to quit, or build a table. Preferably the first two probably.
>>205460738Jet has a father that loves him greatly thoughbeit
>>205460760We know Mizzy knows, that's why production would get her to lead the charge. She's their girl.
>>205460728hahahahahaha dude imagine if they brought cole back and he acted like a detective
>>205460685>I will never do zone 2 cardio and cook healthy meals for mizzy. to help keep her lipoedema under controlFUUUUUUUCK
>>205460778today
women are mad retarded
>>205460766*vance
>>205460050all these incels mirin those kicks heh
>>205460758im not jet. i just know paypigs would literally pay sam to do this graphic for him so its actually a good deal to them to do it for free
>>205460742i'm not trying to fuck. im trying to get lit and dance and all 4 of those girls would be fun to roll with
>>205460479duh nigga
>>205460738you dont get its ironic, its drippy
When do they execute these people?
>>205460738Jet is always like 5 years behind on those hipster, ironic fashion trends, he's the eternal laggard.
>>205460738You might as well buy fucking "On" shoes. Looks like the same goddamn thing.
>>205460779>>205460785she has no plan she's just sawing random shit
is director cam really 10 mins behind? i watched this mizzy shit 10 min ago
>>205460726picture of the century
>>205460763hes a hairlinecel
there's metal on the wood lol (saw = metal)
>>205460280we're not your personal army, faggot
>>205460778According to jet>before midnightAccording to Sam>right nowAlso according to Sam>this weekend
>>205460638>child opinionDidnt ask. Say don't have school, little buddy?
>>205460795or worse
I grew up working on a farm my whole adolescence and desu I don't know if I could build a table, maybe a really shitty one
she made enough money from tts to buy real table
>>205460790>>205460806Vance didn’t do anything and it was fully functional
JET PLEASERUGPULL NOWI ONLY HAVE THREE HOURS
>>205460280i'll send you an invoice
will we get another moment like this?
>>205460794Kek perfect
>should I get it wetyup, life is mizzy
The average person gained their perception of how tools are used through cartoons.
is the ppv site login fucked rn?
I've never seen Mizzy so happy before
she's ready for fishtank
Send Smacck in there to build the tableShe could get it done
HA HAAAAAA HA!
>jet having a heart to heart with smaack>traumadumping about johnnybe honest, would it be kino?
>>205460777no thats what you did. mine was irony.
>>205460844What happened here?
The AI voice pisses me off so much. I hope computer gets raped
>>205460835at least make aislop that makes sense
>>205460723>>205460791It's likely a joke, Sam's tweet basically confirms it.>>205460813You just haven't been around an Alexis. Hyper annoying.
>>205460835AHHHHHHH
>>205460624I didn't hate her until seeing her be this retarded building a table. No clue what she's doing rn
>>205460817Yeah, Jet clearly cares deeply about that shit but somehow manages to be such a slow adopter. Like it's one thing to like a style and stick to it independently of trends and fads but Goran obviously tries to follow trends but is always hilariously late.
JET IF YOU SEE THISKEEP HER THERE UNTIL THE TABLE IS FINISHED, NO MATTER IF IT TAKES 5 HOURS OR 5 DAYS, JUST KEEP HER THERE AND BRING FOOD AND WATER FOR HER
Has anybody managed to fix the 1 fps?
Alright, let's see how this plays out boys.
OH MY GOD IT'S POOPENING!!!
>truth or dare part 3that being code for "we are doing something down stairs" is actually funny
>>205460835these videos will never be funny
ITS TIME
>>205460848>s-should I get it wetOH FUG STAPH I CAN ONLY TUG MY PECKER SO MANY TIMES TODAY
>>205459781>>205459795>>205459738>>205459750>>205460039>>205460109>>205460228beat
Remember in S2 when they made the fish build a platform with enough structural integrity for Fatty to stand on and they succeeded and it wasn't funny>truth or dare againMore nontent I see
>>205460871
>>205460841yeah
>>205460738For me it's the meindl caracas :)
BINX IS WATCHING AND HIDING AND KNOWING SHE IS GOING TO BE NEXT
>>205460835fuck that webm got me, didnt notice the AI watermark at first
>>205460881Switch quality to 360p and it works
HABBENDING
RED ALTERRED ALTERPOOPOO HOUSE STARTS NOWFRIENDTANK VIEWERS ARE ADVISED TO LEAVE NOW
reminder that jet genuinely, unironically has a crush on smaack
Something is about to happen I guess
payton looks cute in her carhart jeans
jet is looking fat today
uh. letting mizzy use tools without oversight seems kind of risky haha
>>205460280the what now
nobody watches this slopconsider the following
>>205460738nigger culture becoming normal among young whites nowadays is really weird
I sense a hostile energy
>Sam: ALEX MY LITTLE BOY>Payton: I'm one too...W-what did Payton mean by this?
>>205460917proofs?
>I DARE YOU TO EAT POOPYHAHAHAHAHA
SAM HYDE HAS RICK SANCHEZ VIBESWUB WUB WUB ALLLABADLAKDNKAND
What posture is this?
>>205460832>CryingYour E-wife hates you
Its cabinet breaking time
>>205460893It's so they can do shit downstairs retard
Sparing Smaack in progress Smaackbros
WHERES THE RICE IN THIS JOINT
>>205460917me too
>>205460864Jet should confess to her live, would kino and romanticpilled
i didnt have internet for last two days, anything i need to watch full recap of?
sam is in one of his trademark great moods today
>Sam tweeting 30 minutes ago about reveal happening "this weekend"1. this means nothing is happening today2. in a true goranian fashion this also means its for sure not happening until 1 or 2 days after the weekend
>>205460927So that's what happened to Wheels
>>205460910>while director cam is downKino
>>205460815goyim are nothing but cattle to be exploited
>>205460937he got a boner yesterday when she complimented him
>doing important things while director is fucked
>>205460941Slovenly and oafish.
>>205460941aryan goran W chäd posture (hyperborean :3)
>>205460958its happening right now though
>>205460941
Save Smaack!
i hope they switch to fishtank shit but keep telling them its famous house
>>205460948>Sparingshe has been on a racist reality show for 2 weeks. her troon friends will never forgive her
SMORK = OUT
>>205460942Speaking about E-Wifes. Don't you have a discord you need to be in rn, BongRippa?
>>205460935He does seem to be in quite a mood today.
>>205460952>>205460864hoooly kino
Is Sam gonna get Smaack to leave
>is all your stuff in here?kek
>>205460968that's bullshit but i believe it
so they just want her to quit?
>>205460969Works on my machine
>>205460867hide and seek against Jedidiah
>They're going to tell smaack to go home
>>205460987What the fuck are you even talking about?
>>205460990I bet
>>205460958Fishtank twitter said its hellhouse by the end of tonight
Mizzy contemplating her life choices right about now
>few weeks ago>hasn’t even been two weekscringe
>kicking smaacks
NOOOOOOOOOO SMAACK DON'T GO
NOOOOOOOO WTF IS GOING ON
are they actually spearing smack?
Binx is pooping stinky stinky ewwww
>>205460992She's going...
>vance knew it was jet coming from the sound of his shoeslel
Mizzy kinda tablemogging Letty rn
it's not that hard to make a table out of these pieces
wtf let us bully smack off the show
rugpull in bedroom 2
at least she'll be safe, Smackheads
>smack in a room>jet walks inKEKEKKEK
Jet is ruining the show again.
>>205460968BONER!https://youtu.be/oWvpp4mfIyg?si=XUeIN9DXb02CF8pd&t=22
Fuck you smaackoids
REDPILLING SMACK
>Jet called pretending to be the "emergency contact"
jet is such a faggot
smack getting the same pill choice as mizzy btw
WHY ARE THE CAMS STILL FUCKING DOWN
>Redpill event againWhy??
smack about to get a place on the production team y'all! ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaa!
Smaackchads....
HA HAAAAAAA HAAASMAAK BINX ALEXIS = OUTTHANKS JET
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAO BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>205461024it is for people who never held a saw in their lifeand its more common than you think sadly
>Andrew saves his girlfriend from heckhouselmao, shameless.
hatred
total smack death incoming in B2
this sucks. not smaackie
>letting smaack off the hookTHE WHOLE POINT WAS A FROG BOIL.
>>205461029couldn't help himself
>>205461001GO FUCK YOURSELF JET
>>205461028I hope thats the case.
REDPILL SMAACK
jet wasnt lieing production are too much of a pussy to bring her through hell house
There is literally no reason to "save" Smack, this is retarded
>Jet: Can you stall for 2 minutes>Sam: Sure>Complete silence for 2 minuteskino
smack is kicked off the show because she's an idubz plant. calling it now. prepare to kneel
Haha it's great smack is dead today
>>205461016pretty gay, I don't see how she's any better than the other people on the show
Smack owes Jet handholding
Its for the best Smaackheads. Shes to pure for this shitshow.
REDPILLED SMAACK
>a few weeks ago>its day 13does sam not know how long weeks are
>>205461039Oh nvm, I had to click on one. Lmao, I'm a dork.
someone better truth or dare burt to kiss alex
>>205460987>smackfag immediately starts waifuwarring lol incel faggot
>cultural reasons
my love is too pure for what is about to happen
SMAACK TOO PURE FOR POOP HOUSE
Mizzy is seriously going to slice her hand openactual lawsuit about to happen
>>205461024She's now trying to make a small table out of small strips of plywood
>>205461064>>205461074if they actually save smaack before hellhouse, they can go fuck themselves
>a few weeks ago your emergency contact got in touch with us>day 13wigger minds at work
cultural reasons???????
YEEEEEEEEEEES. BYE BYE SMACK
smaack deserves torture, dont do this sam
aw fuck
Her contact is her dumbass SJW sister
Holy shit hahahahahahahah
>>205461036seriously
WTFFFF THAT'S BULLSHIT
this is the stupidest gaslight i've ever seen
why are they trying to get rid of her
Does Jet actually want to fuck Smaack and save her? I thought that was a joke.
i think this is actually real btw.
fucked up to pretend a loved one is in the hospital to bait them into leaving
>>205461083GIWTWM
I missed an hour and a half bitching lol, fishcarpentry
>The stalker anon contacted her sister for real
Why
this is so retarded
SHAVE HER HEAD WITH POOP
RED PILLTAKE THE RED PILLSMAACK THE RED PILL
smaackheads it's over.......
they cant even lie well anymore what happened
>come back because family needs you>get famous!!!This is a good decision to activate smaack
Is that true tho? Is Smaack's relative in hospital? Or Sam is gaslighting her?
This is actually real, Smack's sister was posting on Redddit about how she's hates Fishtank
>sister baiting her with "sick" family membersgrim
this is a test
>>205461124for real. utterly goranian
smaackie don't fall for it!!!!!!
POOP TIME POOP TIME
This one's too big of a risk for a red-pill scenario
> weeks ago
Her sister was bitching on Reddit
lol was the person who was posting on reddit as her sister really her sister this whole time
So Sneed isn't lasting past tonight, right? We all agree?
Faggot jet actually went his plan to save smaack...
take the poop pill
>entire season is about getting normies to fuck with >kick out the biggest normie before fucking with them at all
Life is real mizzy right now
>>205461117because everyone hates her besides retarded simp faggots
smaack is not buying this at all
>>205461146Lmao, pathetic.
>uhhhh we cant say her name because uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
any time these fuckers do anything i get mad
its over smaackheads
>>205461124>>205461112They're just trying to get her off to avoid being mean to her. Mostly Jet though since he has a crush and doesn't want Sam to stick fingers in her mouth.
this is not working
Ben is way better at this than Sam kek
>Smaack's sister called the show to get her off because you fags were DMing herFuck you faggots for ruining Smaackino
>>205461131no shit. this audience is completely autistic
>jet fucking up the gaslight
>>205461131Nigger HER SISTER GAVE ME HER INSTAGRAM I DID NOT STALK HER
>Jet staring at the wallTruly neptunian
>>205461141this is a legal matter retard gorilla nigger they cant lie about something like this. Tip-toeing around it with the blue pill/red pill is as far as they can go
>>205461156>>205461160so this whole thing isnt a lie?
Probably real
>>205461141this is actually probably the truth. sjw sister discovered its sam hydes show and made up an emergency to try and get her out. seems very likely
>What's their names>Sam and Jet freezeKEK
LMAO THEY DONT KNOW ANY NAMES
>>205461146link?
>>205461124yeah i thought it was gonna be a good one>do you trust your leftie friendswould have been a good choice>oh also your family member is dying maybe lolhorrible
>literally shaking im an embarrassment. I dont even particularly care for smack as a contestant, but this is giving me anxiety and I feel bad for her
this is not thought out well lmao
It's wild some of you guys believe what Sam/Jet is saying and don't see the bit.
>>205461178she doesn't deserve the torture
>Smack asks for the name of the sister that supposedly called them>The entire gaslight fucking evaporates as sam and jet start spilling spaghetti and stumbling over their words making up excuses why they cant tell the nameTOTAL WIGGER DEATH
embarassing
It's a lie she never called, they're backtracking he said her mom and now her sister
>gone before her simps could metastasize into what tayjeets becamegood for her, and I hate her
>>205461182*Goranian
smaack's sisters lying about a family emergency to get her out of the show lmao, I hope she takes the redpill
jet you’re such a dumb wigger
>>205461145Not gaslighting, the sister is probably using this as a way to force her to leave the show because she knows the show is fucked up
>>205461178Good I hate you queers. Good riddance
They didn't think she would ask the person's name?
>>205461194they dont want to doxx them dummy
might as well be real or a really tough test to protect her from things she wont like
>jet trying to lieits actually embarassing
wait what's happening right now? what's the telling smaack?
When we transition to hell house, can we keep Ben as host and make him straight now
That's too big of a gaslight, she's not gonna take the red pill obviously
post smaack's sister's @ i need to send her dick pics
>and... it could be real!!!Jet....
>anons will call each other simps when Jet exists and is trying to bail out his crush in front of thousands right now
YOU PEOPLE WERE THE MONSTERS ALL ALONG! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>205460879funny
>>205461173any time jet is on screen everyone should be asking "why isn't jet off screen"
Smack is the one who should be tortured the MOSTThis is RETARDED
goran is cracking
if it isnt real this is super retarded just to spare smaacks feelings
>chews gumi'm just like yoooo smaack ur six years older than me but we should smaash
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the uhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhh uhhh ummmm uhhhh the uhhhh your uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Guys you gotta understand this is what's best for the show AND Smaack.can you post this 5 minutes after I go up? thanks -jet
Getting into what Smack defines as a "family member" would require an actual lawyer
>talked to smaacks sistersnoooow I see why production likes her, they talked to her family and humanized her too much
Season 3 died here. WHAT THE FUCK.
>>205461216sorry im a bit retarded
please for the love of god, leave
Noooooooo we have to save wholesome chungus. You're a faggot, Jet.
>>205461200I want her to go home anon she is way too pure for this
>>205461178nothing about this bitch is kino
>>205461173jet + sam combo is the peak gorianismits like a regular goran amplified x1000
>>205461213great job retards. You guys could have been nice to smaack's sister not been fucking weird
this is so retarded, of course shes going to take the emergency call
insanely stupid thing to do right now
>>205461220Jet fell in love with Smaack and doesn't want her to experience hellhouse and I'm not kidding.
this is grim
I cant wait till she sees what her fans are like
lets see if smaack will take the red pill
SMACK STAY
>>205461236It's definitely real. They're trying to navigate it the best way possible.
are they really lying? they dont want to say the names and dox her family
TAKE THE RED PILL FOR POOPY HOUSE
Oh look, another terminally online faggot leaking things to family members
this is tense
i like how they're still doing the matrix bit for some reason
Smaack saved season 3
>take red pill>hear the secret>then leaveOMG I OUTFOXED THEM
This is such a dumb gaslight dude
Jet and Sam are niggers
NNNOOOOOO SMACKSISTERS!!!
>sorry guys smack broke both her wrists skateboarding
>Torpedoing your own showNeptunian
so with the whole table bit, is it just a thing to frustrate Mizzy into quitting
They need to send out more site notifications when something is happening. I just had it left on Mizzy
>>205461270w2c?
fucking stupid
>>205461270clown
Gaslight or not, families family. If anything happened to anyone I cared about that's priority.
>>205461207they said emergecny contact, smaack filled in the blank of mom
people from seattle are so mentally ill…
just wait until the 1st unrestricted tts comes through and she'll leave anyways
>>205461275This is what will happen
SHE'S STAYING GET FUCKED
>>205460738he bought them used and they're probably fakes too
SMAACK TAKE THE RED. STAY QUEEN
galaxy gas ass bit
Smackheads your time is up!
KEEP HER ON SAM YOU PUSSY
>>205460297Kino
This is them trying to get rid of smack & sneed so they don't ruin the fishtank reveal & have the whole cast go. Those 2 are the problem contestants
>uh your mom called us>um actually it was your sister>n-no we cant say her name>t-this c-could be real y-you knowgoranian
I was taking a shit. What's going on this Smaack?
>ttakes the red pill>leaves anyway when the n word gets dropped again
That's nice they're saving smack
its over
>we will never see the Kalergi chimera mutt covered in poop and vomitIt's fucking over torturebros.
you fucking idiot, Jet
She's gone...
EMERGENCY SMACKTIVISTS ROLL CALL
>>205461298Fuck you
BYE BYE SMACKFAGS
good bit retards
>>205461298
BYE BYE SMAACK
>>205460450yes, women and beta males would all look stupid. particularly the beta males because a man not knowing how to do something so simple is particularly embarrassing
damn
alright seasons dead
bye bye
Smaack is Waack
SMAACK IS LEAVING>SMAACK IS LEAVINGSMAACK IS LEAVING>SMAACK IS LEAVINGSMAACK IS LEAVING>SMAACK IS LEAVINGSMAACK IS LEAVING>SMAACK IS LEAVINGSMAACK IS LEAVING>SMAACK IS LEAVINGSMAACK IS LEAVING>SMAACK IS LEAVINGSMAACK IS LEAVING>SMAACK IS LEAVINGSMAACK IS LEAVING>SMAACK IS LEAVINGSMAACK IS LEAVING>SMAACK IS LEAVINGSMAACK IS LEAVING
jesus christ j*tyou are completely incompetentand you as well s*m
BYEBYE
YAY KICKING CONTESTANTS OFF THE SHOW FOR NO REASON
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK.....
smackheads.. its over..
stupid dumb bullshit
BYE BYE SMAAACKSKATING ACCIDENT #2
>>205461298lol no she isn't she took the "take the call" pill
it's fucking over
Are they retarded
>>205461292so a lie
hahahaha smacktards on suicide watch
>>205461297nope. she's too retarded.there is literally no reason to not take the red pill. this is not jail or something.
my wife......gone......
crazy how they scripted and rehearsed this scene with smack and it still turned out that poorly
Season 3 just died...
lmao bye libtard faggots you can leave the threads now.
>>205461298This aged poorly
>>205461270>>205461289https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1zEUOYoe2w&pp=ygUVcGx1bW1jb3JwIGNsb3duIHNob2Vz
FUCKING CHRIST NOOOOOOO
>>205461284she needs this if she wants to last
Ian will the only proper elimination ever
>Bad Bunny
no piss for smack
why are they kicking so many people off like that
>uhh you have to leave the show and not tell anyone>oh you just lost a bunch of stuff? uhhhhh just stay in here for a few hours while we look for it
I was the one who spoke to smaack's sister about the show btw :)
noo smack :( I have a feeling they're just sparing her because she's too pure for fishtank and it would be sad to see her abused
Thank you jesus. Get the fuck out, Smaack
SMACKHEADS BTFO>SMACKHEADS BTFOSMACKHEADS BTFO>SMACKHEADS BTFOSMACKHEADS BTFO>SMACKHEADS BTFO
>>205461327one last time. good for sam and jet. you guys did the right thing.
>>205461298>she's staying
why are they just forcing people outthey forced ted out, tooyou fucking idiots ruined this shit again
>>205461327IM GONNA MISS HER SO FUCKING MUCH
LMAO NO MORE SMAACKTARDS IN THE THREADS>LMAO NO MORE SMAACKTARDS IN THE THREADSLMAO NO MORE SMAACKTARDS IN THE THREADS>LMAO NO MORE SMAACKTARDS IN THE THREADSLMAO NO MORE SMAACKTARDS IN THE THREADS>LMAO NO MORE SMAACKTARDS IN THE THREADS
Smack will realize in due time how good of a guy Sam was for this despite him being a giga-chud.
>Rip Smack simpskek
TYPICAL SMACKHEAD L!!!!
>WOOPS WE KICKED A 3RD PERSON WITHOUT ELIMINATION
>SMACKFAGS BEING STALKERS GOT HER OFF THE SHOWKEK
lame. wish they kept her for the reveal but jet is a e girl obsessed pussy
smaackheads get fucked lol
FUCK YOU SAM
Just like that, /ftl/ got a LITTLE BIT less gay and retarded
WHY IS SHE LEAVINGQUICK RUN DOWN
>>205461372Yep lol, very fishtank esque
>best thing to happen so farTHANK YOU JET
>>205461365based knower
Her family probably just really didn't want her on the show
Hell yeah. Get her out before the blood reign.
>I FUCKING LOVE SMAA- ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
What are the odds that Jet made Sam force her out in this way because he wanted to spare her from the incoming hellhouse stuff
Good. Get that disgusting quadroon off the show.
im not even a smackfag but i was hoping she would make it all the way after that night she was crying and immediately started doing push ups
HAHAHAHAHA BYE BYE SOFTIE FAGGOT
like 3 dudes here are really sad rn
Disappointed I wont see her reaction to a nigga TTS
I don't get the point of this.
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THIS
SHE'S TOO LE WHOLESOME FOR THE SHOW
its over, see you next season
>let's trick our contestents into leaving instead of letting them get kicked off through challenges or quit from trolling. impressively stupid
BEAT JET AND SAM WITH HAMMERS
>The one contestant the fans want to see destroyed>Let her go before it kicks offAnd you guys think this is a good thing?
Smackheads please be happy for her, she's getting out of here before shit gets bad. I don't believe the family emergency thing but to lie about that to get her off is the smart thing for her mental health
She would leave instantly when the show is revealed, why do this
why are they doing this. She just had friendtank for 2 weeks
BROS SMAACK IS GONNA BE IN HERE POSTING WITH US!!!
I just got here. why is smaack leaving?
horrible
>Smack brought Jennette McCurdy's autibio bookThis is such a deep cut thing, she's honestly wayyyyyyy too pure so happy she gets to leave not seeing how disgusting humanity can really get
>>205461400they about to go full poopy and sam wants to fuck her
>>205461385first time?
>>205461378That’s literally the reason. Jet wants to fuck her and thinks she’s too nice for heckhouse.
Jet ruined the season once again
HELLHOUSE
And just like that I'am released from the shitshow.
Wtf so she just leaves great bit
What happened to day so far?
>>205461413100%
>>205461366honestly this
BINX NEXT BINX NEXTOH WAIT SHE ALREADY KNOWS EVERYTHING AND IS JUST THERE AS PAYPIG BAIT
smaackfags don't be sad, it's better this way
im killing myself
>Smack gets sparedliteral good ending, she doesn't deserve to be hassled
>we'll tell them you broke your wrists like we did with ted
HR HARPY GONE
>>205461440production told her to
I WAS GONNA BE A FREELOADER AND SKATE WITH SMAACK, NOW I'M NOT GOING FUUUUUCCCKKK JJEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT UUUU FUCKING HOMO
>the absolute seethe you love to see it
bye bye mutt :^)
>>205461413Extremely high
useless fucking wiggers
>>205461432Why? Production wants to control who leaves not a vote.This isn't a real show retard
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>>205461413She was Jets new Josie
>do we still have the bodycams from bloodgames>personal cam for mizzyYES SAM
At least break her legs before he leaves.
WHERES MY SIKEWHERES MY SIIIIIIIIIKE
why does smack care so much about her bitch sister to risk like 50k? pretty gay
I really wanted to see her fucked with ngl
>>205461413I'm doing 95%, and I'm not joking. Jet has an obvious crush and doesn't want Sam or Frank or Fatty to lick her.
Wowwwwwwww they're actually sparing her. Great.What are you dummies going to do when things ramp up and your only left with two fish by sunday?
Watch smaacks socials to see how she feels about being on a racist internet show
BODYCAMS INCOMING
They are showing her mercy
>>205461400Too Pure to be tormented on the Hellhouse. Legit. Jet put up messages about it
>we own the rights to life is mizzy
>>205461442that book is about a mom exploiting her daughters entire childhood for profit what do you mean
>>205461455>>205461463that's nice of him
It would be funny if they do this bit again rn with Sneed
thank you wiggers this is hecking epic
>>205461393YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
>>205461442it sucked all she talked about was her controlling mom, bulimia and her foreign boyfriend that thought he was jesus
I think the phone call was real.
>>205461452if she calls her sister, her sister’s gonna tell her she’s on fishtank, so she can’t go back in… although I disagree with it, season 1 fish knew and that season was better than this one.
Vance will weep tonight
I know we joke about Jet liking contestants too much sometimes, but him saying "I feel good about that" 100% makes me think this is all his fault
why couldn't they just start the hellhouse shit and just have her leave naturally??? Jet is such a faggot
>>2054614394chan is an alt-right website. She's literally turbolibtard.
>>205461436I am happy for her, thats what I wanted the most. Even if this doesnt turn into peepee poopoo house it was always going to get darker, and I didnt want her to go through that.
>>205461437Others might follow her.
>>205461432A fucked up way to do it, but we're watching something made by Sam Hyde. Him lying and saying there was a family emergency isn't to far off, but is there a chance it's real and something actually happened? Yeah, shit happens in life. But I doubt it.
So now the only person making people feel bad about being a dickhead is finally of the show, time for hellhouse. Can't wait so see Alexis suffer.
>>205461440Her family (emergency contact) called the show and said there's a big emergency and she has to leave. (They don't like the show.)
>>205461413Jet sparing smaack because he has a crush on her and thinks a 32 year old shitlib is some innocent childHELL HOUSE
smaaks contract was only for 2 weeks.
Stop kicking people off ffs
>>205461510I'm giving it super low odds. Jet doesn't want her to never talk to him again.
>>205461477It would be more funny to see her get offended and leave retard
I HATE SMACK AND I LOVE POOP. THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER.
>>205461413I think its the case, but not out of sympathy, but because I think she would have the most negative energy about it, and it wouldn't be fun
>>205461511Am I supposed to believe her sister actually called
>>205461558That's plausible, they probably looked up Sam hyde, the show, and the previous seasons and wanted her to come home.
>>205461400They're already having second thoughts, but jet genuinely feels bad for what they have planned to do to her.
>>205461565She has a real life you know, they don't want to destroy her
Fucking just…. Torture her a little more.
>>205461583I mean obviously her family would find out about fishtank
SMAACK'S BLACK SON GOT SENT TO JUVY
>>205461400Most likely what they told her was true. Her fag sister found out what the show really is and doesn't want Smaack in it, and after not being able to get her off it, is now saying they have a family member in the hospital (might be true or not).Production is legally obligated to inform her, as per the contract.
>>205461477a contestent leaving is peak drama, this is a huge waste, the absolute worst way to do it
ITS OVER
>>205461590SAME
>>205461435She isn't even in my top 5 of people I want to see suffer, honestly. She's a le libtard but she's generally been a decent person during her time on the show. It would have been funny to see her interact with Duanye and Stein, though.
>>205461631They all have lives outside of this, they're different from s2's contestants
Damn this is a bummer, I wasn't even a Smackhead, but I liked her as a contestant
>>205461510It definitely was, her sister can't contact her directly with her concerns about the show so she had to make up an emergency to get her pulled
>if you take the redpill you deserve to be torturedburn the house down with the wiggers inside
>>205461526I wish I was a turbolibtard. Then I could have a chance with a smaackie. fuck this gay site. I want to be a normie.
>>205461510Anyone who thinks its not is turbo coping.
smack represents famous house. her leaving is emblematic of the pending transition to chaos (pissing on each other).
>>205461692Yeah same she was rad.
If she chose the fame of fishtank over her family, she deserved hellhouse. This was a purity test, this was the good ending
Coddled Smaack
>>205461687But isn't she like a kindergarden teacher or something? This show would actuallu destroy her career. Everyone else are just beat up sacks of shit
>>205461779Fuck you wigger
>>205461779>fishtank>fameOh sweetie, you just get some fans for a but, some streams and gibs from paypigs and that's it.
>>205461270>>205461289They are Kosovo Nikes called Kikes
>>205461779This, she too good for this shit
>>205461818I have no idea, but yeah, I guess
>>205461779>we lied to them about what theyll recieve they deserve hellhouseTOTAL WIGGER DEATH TOTAL WIGGER DEATH TOTAL WIGGER DEATH
>>205461854This is what actual low functioning autism looks like
Common Smack L. Now she’s going to find out the real election result.
>>205461854She doesn't know it
>>205461943What the fuck are you talking about?
>>205461631Libshits would happily destroy anyone's life over being white and not a leftist
>>205461906Big Brother also promises fame. Most BB literally work at McDonalds (UNIRONICALLY) after BB.
>>205461631>real life consists of tricking you into thinking she knows how to skate
They really expected to activate her with that Day 11 confessional just by telling her to be herself and act like she's on a reality TV show.>turns out she was always genuine and niceCheckmate, wiggers.
>>205461992That's because libshits are bad people, these dude's aren't like libshits, just degenerates
>>205461957Good, because if she is a teacher, etc. She doesn't need this on her name, but I doubt anyone would really care unless there was something blatant. She hasn't said or done anything wrong to my knowledge, so this probably won't hurt her or her career unless someone does serious digging.
>>205462019BB Conte4stants dont have to shit in a bucket wear black face and have nigger screamed at them for 20 days
>>205462065Smaack is 100% a libShe even admitted to only hiring niggers when she worked as HR
She can just say thay she was under the impression she was on a reality TV show, but didn't know it was produced by Sam. That's really all she has to say.
>>205462077Yup, and she was unknowinly in Sam Hydes PEE PEE POO POO SHITLINGING torture show, thinking she would be in a real reality tv show
why is the chat freaking out? what did sam do?
>>2054615264chan used to libertarian anything goes right or left is fucking gay tbf
>>205462129You are just as bad as libtards if you want to destroy anyones life for opinions
>>205462234>muh principles lol
does anyone want to see my penis?
>writing a note
>>205462183Yeah, and that they were secretive of who was behind it, she could just play the "I didn't know" card and it could work out for her. I don't think she knows who Sam and jet are, to her, it was just a reality show.
>>205462259Kys
>>205462234>don’t hate them back broShe’ll never fuck you. It’s over. Send your last tts before it’s too late.
>>205462343I've told Anons to go to any artsy fartsy city or part, girls like her a dime a dozen. But they'd actually have to go outside and fucking interact with people and you and I both know they won't do that.
>>205462343Underage ban
>>205462290Mutt loser
>>205462419Get a job or something, you sound bitter as fuck
>>205462413With a little effort you can find someone who’s not a weird synthetic race with lower self esteem and a higher skating skill.
>>205462682Probably, but caring about her or their race is just fucking up your chances. And most of those girls get turned off at any mention of anything even a small reference to anything right wing. She doesn't want to go to some NEET's smelly basement or apartment with a kekistan flag.
>>205462853>ignoring race just for sexSad.
>>205463260I'm gonna hire a black prostitute just to piss you chuds off
>making a former heroin addict rip the house apart repeating "smack?" to himselfbravo jet and sam
>>205460796ur really gay for posting that
life really do be mizzy doe
