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>>205470908What bs le trauma is that girl going through?
>>205470908>A couple returning from their engagement party must escape a sinister and seemingly endless roadfuck I love these kinds of films. hope it's like Dead End.
I've seen 760 horror movies made since 2010. Why yes, I'm something of an expert myself.funny non-horror movie webm bump
>>205471909one anon watched >100 just this October kek.
>>205471909Is that Talk to Me?
>it’s actually batshit kinoAronofsky at it again.
>>205472014No, I mean I've seen 760 horror movies that were made in the 2010s and 2020s. I watched ~80 horror movies in October.>>205472028No, it's an action romcom drama called Miss Shampoo. I still don't know what a Fan Thanksgiving is.
>>205470796We’re all incel monsters in /hor/.
>>205472273ohh. impressive then lol.
>american couple can't take british banter>counts as horror in the US
>>205472192this is the film noted hack Ari Aster wish he was making with Beau is Afraid.
>>205472476Would’ve been cool had he followed up Midsommar with Mother. Everything about Beau Is Afraid is ridiculous and not in a good way, except MILF Parker Posey
>>205472654> except MILF Parker PoseyKeep your simp thoughts to yourself
>>205472654that and the paint drinking scene. not worth wasting 3hrs for anyway.
>>205472745Agreed. /hor/ is turning into /cuck with all these soicucks in here
>>205472745>Keep your simp thoughts to yourselfWhy would I do that?
>>205470796Out of all the classic Universal horror movies, is there any babe as babelicious as her?
>>205473032>ooo mama Cita puta
>>205472745>t. cucked walled roastie
I'm starting to not care about movies anymore. I haven't watched a single movie in a week and nothing sounds interesting. I did this with vidya a few years ago too, I stopped playing them and never looked back.I think I'm starting to move onto /lit/ now. You guys read any good horror books lately?
>still no public Haunted Ulster Live release>Screambox won't even let me buy it because I'm not in the US
>>205473253> Haunted Ulster LiveIl check it out. Looks like Late Night with the Devil
>>205473239Just read everything from Stephen King
>>205473314yeah it's supposed to be a Ghostwatch/WNUF type film.
>>205472452they just made american and british because they didnt have the guts to make it white and black, which wouldve been perfect since white people are scared to death of offending blacks. they could even make the whites libs and the blacks maga to really subvert expectations.anyway should i watch this movie if i already saw the original?
>>205473102she's my fav too. looks a bit like j-con.
>>205470796Literally me
>>205473239The book Strangers by Taichi Yamada was better than the film All of Us Strangers. It's a nice little Japanese ghost story. Recommend Kawabata's weird stories like One Arm or The House of Sleeping Beauties (the movie is not terribly related for this title)
>>205472192Nah, I didn't like it. Aronofsky is one of my favorite directors too, but this one was just mediocre. It wasn't grounded enough to be intense
>>205473120>22Uh oh, you know what that means!
>>205473493brutal
>>205473663> Uh oh, you know what that means!She looks like this now in 2024, I would say she still looks good.
>>205473776>Tall. Strong. Lives in a castle. Pops is a doctor What is her problem
>>205470036>>205470908Nice, these look like gems
>>205473867Beta.
>>205473867wish I lived in a castle. heating would be hard but maintenance would be easy.
>>205473935gemmys on the 'or/
Speaking of gems...
>You will give me sex! Obey
>>205474327Shit was so bad. Saw it last night and turned it off within 10 minutes. I knew it was going to be shit just from the trailer.
>>205474400>I knew it was going to be shit just from the casting.ftfy
>>205473812Angela doesn’t look like that.
>>205474437One black dude can make the whole movie shit. And he wasn’t even a side actor. Apparently he was THE main actor but they hid that in the trailer.
>>205474477>mfw we’re getting a fifth or sixth Carrie adaption
>>205474522That’s Jenna Ortega
>>205474717> That’s Jenna OrtegaStar of X
>>205474717I know. I’m just fucking with NPM since he likes misnaming actresses for whatever reason
>>205474817NPM hasn’t been active since October
>>205474904kek he got tired of our 80’s circlejerk
>>205472273>760 horror movies that were made in the 2010s and 2020soh, my condolences
Kino enhancement lights, sneed em or keep em?
>>205475006That’s funny but desu we probably keep a lot newcomers out with our incessant 80’s waifuposting
>>205475105Keep em
>Sex
>>205475130Fuck em
>>205475264Whos great grandma is this?
>>205475105one day you'll light the cabin on fire and not realize
>>205475332kek based harperfag keeping the newfags out
Dr Loomis hiding in the bushes, disguising his voice, and saying HEY LONNIE GET YOUR ASS AWAY FROM THERE is so damn funny every time
>>205475692looks like he's doing a duck call to attract michael
>>205475562That's not a good thing. This is why the whole "80's circlejerk" thing happens.
>>205475692Kino scene
>>205475919There is no "80's circlejerk."
>>205474904>>205475130>>205475332>>205475562>>205475919Why are you talking to yourself again? You do this every time, it’s like Groundhog Day.>kek based harperfag keeping the newfags outsamefagging aside, the less tourists the better.
>>205476514Not all those posts are mine. Meds.
>>205470796
>>205476514You tagged me too lol We should keep the waifuposting to a minimum or at least reduce it.
>>205476514> the less tourists the better.Not really. This is why the “80’s circlejerk” happens.
>>205470796MadS sucked so much why did people meme it was good?
>>205475130I agree with NPM, fuck em.>>205476826>expecting anyone here to believe that
>>205477104It was good lol what r u talking about
>>205477170> >expecting anyone here to believe thatYou can believe whatever you want. You can believe multiple people are one person if that’s what you want.
>>205475080Is Zaneposting dead outside of October?
>>205476514This anon thinks 6 anons are the same person
>>205477177It just followed 3 crackheads the only part that I liked was the lighting flares it was like the music video from The Used but worse
>>205476846that girl really hurt her knee
>>205472014I asked that anon how he had time to sleep or do anything else during October and he said “well the movies weren’t that long!” lmao
>>205477817>6You fucking retard, imagine having trouble counting single digits.
>Had three wives
>>205478126That's like 3 movies a day
>>205473642What’s your top 3 Aronofsky?
>>205478908Black Swan The WhaleThe FountainI haven't seen The Wrestler yet
>>205479044>The Fountainmy man
>>205479044The Wrestler is based
>>205477739https://vocaroo.com/15QP7OGJkgLp
>>205475813this one transcends both /hor/ and /film/
>>205477739Zaneposting never truly dies.
>>205479044>Six minute standing ovation for The Whale
Holy kino
>>205474477>>205474707I honestly cannot accept Carrie being anyone other than Sissy Spacek.
>>205479532That bitch Claire.
>>205479532He looks so soi
>>205473239elementals by mcdowell
>>205473239Dive into a subgenre of film that you haven't yet. You need variety.
>>205478345Stop-motion by the brilliant Jim Danforth.
Slashers are so strange>part horror, thriller, and exploitation film>caused by a back and forth cultural exchange between anglo-america and italy>interest in them was driven by actual serial killers that were on the loose and the early films were grounded and serious>they became increasingly supernatural, zany, and comedic as time went onSo many specific things had to happen to get the end result of loads of weird serial killer comedy films being made.
Tony Todd aka Candyman and Ben from the Savini NotLD remake just died.RIP
>>205479532I hate that I got memed into watching this.
>>205481340CandymanCandymanCandymanCandyman
>>205481340Fuck man that sucks. Loved him in the Final Destination movies. Rest in peace
>>205481340>Tony Toddoofso many girls wanted to meet him
>>205479532This grid doesn't look very kino, nothing stands out as interesting or intriguing. Definitely going to skip this one
RIP Tony, I just watched him in the Night of the Living Dead remake earlier this week.
>>205473102she still looked hot in her Murder She Wrote appearances on tv, if you're watching in hi-def anyway.
Watch Candyman if you haven't seen it. Or if you have seen it and feel like rewatching it.
>>205481745I thought this movie was just a slasher starring a crazy black dude with a hook, I didn't expect it to be so surreal and intense
>>205481859Sometimes it's called a slasher but it's definitely a bit more than that. Very cool movie, I love the "urban legend" approach.
>>205481859>intenseWasn't that intense..
>>205478345best dino movie imo. god bless hammer films.
>>205473102Don't talk about MY wife like that you piece of shit. >>205473473>looks a bit like j-con.Not in a billion years.>>205481700>she still looked hot in her Murder She Wrote appearances on tvThat's where I first saw her. Was surprised to find out she was hot young too.
>>205479532now THIS is a grid
>>205481427>Loved him in the Final Destination movies.According to Wikipedia he's in the upcoming new Final Destination movie, which was already filmed.Hopefully it's a good final role and he's not just in it for 5 seconds, I'm sure they know how much horror fans loved this guy.
>>205482055Movies affect everyone differently
>>205481340>It's realWhat the fuck, brehs
>>205482137Something I noticed on rewatch of CFTBL recently was how great the opening is. Reminded me of how Ringu opens, with the shots of the dark ocean.
there used to be 3 cabin anons on this genny, now it's a ghost town...
>>205482062>best dino movie imo.For me, it's Godzilla (1954).Admittedly I haven't seen When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth yet but I have seen Hammer's One Million Years B.C.and that was great, I'll definitely have to check it out.
This was quite scaryIs the remake good?And yes, I also had trouble following the plot because I couldn't tell the Japanese girls apart like that other anon lol
>>205482156I hope it's better than Suicide Squad for Kevin Conroy.
>>205481340rip to a real nigga.
>>205482373Remake wasn't that good, that original one is better.
>>205482373kek. yeah the remake is worth a watch.something of interest is that that film is actually the third in the series. the first two were japanese made for tv movies, although it's more like 1.5 movies since the second one oddly includes half of the first one.
>Duane Jones (Ben)>Joseph Pilato (Rhodes)>Gary Howard Klar (Steel)>David Emge (Stephen)>Karl Hardman (Cooper)>Tom Towles (Remake Cooper)>Now, Tony Todd (remake Ben)Living Dead bros.....
>>205482573This dude was greasy!
>>205482573>>Tom TowlesHe was also kino in Henry.
alright putting this on
>>205482833Kino
>>205482833Too goofy
>>205473493>>205473776>um...ick?
>>205483333yeah, total beta
>>205482833Turn it off and watch Versus instead.
>>205483387I'll look into that next. though I hate when films have like 5 different cuts somehow and trying to figure out which to see.
>>205470796Creature had a tight white man's ass. Why was this allowed?
Candyman tonight.
>>205479642I can't accept anyone other than Sissy Spacek or Linzi Hateley
>>205473465Get Out, Leave the world behind
>>205482240I don't remember the opening specifically but it's a great movie, I just wish Julie Adams was in it more. She didn't really do any other horror movies after this.
>guy finally ends up with the monstergirlnice
>>205481340F to my boy Kurn.
>>205481340loved him
move over art, time for a clowngirlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwH5mNRyYJQ
Has anyone seen this? Or know where I can find it?
>>205482322I took a break for a few days since the general seemed somewhat dead
>>205484237they should make a shadow the horror hog movie
>>205484343I hope the third Sonic movie is good, Shadow is unironically one of my favorite video game characters
>>205483547>I'll look into that next. though I hate when films have like 5 different cuts somehow and trying to figure out which to see.bro you have no ideai wish they was only 5 versions of Kolobos because I literally don't have time-in-the-day to keep them all straight; example: yesterday I wanted to jerk off to the scene where Linea Quigley gets fucked by a great dane but it gets edited out of most of the releases depending on animal's rights laws of the country it was released in because the intercourse is non-simulated so I figured the German Edition from 2001 was my best bet to have that particular segment included but it wasn't there and instead had most of the coprophilia scenes with her instead! gross! i was going to try the unrated French Edition from 2000 next but knowing those fuckin' frogs they probably include the shot where, because of lighting and camera angles, it looks like Linea is shitting out of her vagina:/ but whatever, this is such a trite complaint about an otherwise fascinating film that I'm sure im nowhere near the first person to post about this today...
>>205484443https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcsXGHl_hwg
Frankenstein, Gil Man, King Kong, The Phantom in Phantom of The Opera are true incels. A lot of them just redos of Beaty and The Beast
>>205477817>>205478140LOL he’s an ESL so it checks out he can’t even count right
times you acted like christopher lee
>>205473102implications
>>205479642Agreed, she is Carrie to me. Just incredible casting.>>205484443As hard as I laughed at your post, you have completely gone off the rails Kolofag.
>>205476846>>205479362movies?
>>205484237Thought you were playing Sonic Heroes for a sec lol
>>205475264Orphan girl was originally cast as Suzy in the Suspeeeeria remake btw
>>205485342It’s a remixed level from Sonic Heroes in the new Shadow game
>>205484651>true incels.Cope farming on reddit rn and females literally love using that word. I have no idea why. They also indirectly admit that money gets girls. Apparently. porn and videos might be banned for Project 2025 or something.
>>205485404Not really, this was going to be a completely different remake made by the Halloween (2018) guy. It was also going to have Isabelle Huppert and Antje Traue.
>>205485516I know, I’m a big fan of Huppert as well. I don’t like DGG much but I would’ve liked seeing his take on Suspiria seeing as Gugadadingo didn’t do it justice at all.
>>205485320Tomb Raider
>>205485665Personally, I love the Guadagnino version, but DDG's sounds interesting as well. I wish we could have at least gotten to see what it would look like.
>>205485665DGG is a fucking terrorist and managed to ruin two franchises.
>>205485149one time i dressed like a woman
>>205486243I get it, Halloween Kills was so bad I didn’t even watch the last one. From what I read though, he was planning on keeping the spirit of the original and using the same color palette which sounds like a promising start.
just watched Antichrist (2009). It was awful. I can't believe people say it's one of the most amazing and brilliant and disturbing horror movies ever. The most disturbing part was when he removed a few tiny insects off his hand and then put his arm around his wife and went back to sleep without even going and washing his hands first, that was gross. The rest was unbelievably boring. I lol'ed out loud hard several times, those animals sitting together at the end looked absolutely ridiculous. 1 star.
dumbb bitch fuck china dick
>>205487214I've got no interesting Von Trier / Yorgos style "oh no something something rape" ""horror""
>>205487214Yeah it was terrible besides that whole scissor thing.
what did toyko gore police mean by this
>>205487214You just didn't get it, bro
>>205487214Von Trier is not even human, anon, it's ok.
>>205487214They really fucked up Willem's cock in that one LOL
>>205487897They really did, kek. I’m surprised that guy didn’t even mention the crazy opening scene
>>205488313Dracula is far from a incel. Bro had three wives
>>205488661Three times the alimony
>>205487897Oh, you like putting that film in between X sessions?
>>205488661It’s incel not to love on woman (monogamy)
>>205488661pretty sure he also sleeps with Winona in that one
>>205488800>t. cuck simp
>>205488661Half these posters know literally nothing about the classics.
>>205470036>>205470908can't find them
>>205488817Who cares about that. One his wives was prime Monica Bellucci
>>205473465That sounds like some shit you just made up. Inserting culture war shit would fuck up the movie. I saw the original, but them being British makes me not want to see this version
>>205489171half the posts about releases just some private tracker.
>>205488785(You)
>>205489171>>205489241You’ll have to wait for someone generous enough to share it on MEGA if it’s not on public trackers yet.
Seen Dead Mine. Pretty good.
this decade peaked too early
>>205488800>(you)
>Every so often I think about the fact that Gomez is so deeply in love with Morticia because the Addams were supposed to be the opposite of the average American family
Anyone see Shudders Black Cab yet?
>>205489563> Addams
>>205489580It really doesn't look worth watching
>>205489686It does look worth it.
>>205489580I'll probably check it out on Sunday when I'm free, I'll watch just about anything with Nick Frost. Picrel, it wasn't bad it was just obnoxious and childish about being anti-Christianity
>>205489738wtf is nick frost
>>205489771Nick Frost is the lead actor of Black Cab and Krazy House
>>205489771He starred in Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, and Paul.
>>205489902>>205489809Oh that guy. British guy.
>>205483664She was gorgeous.
>>205490118Yeah she was amazingly beautifully. Talented too.
I'm DRUNKwhat's a good horror kino for this state of mind?
>>205490719Wrong Turn 2
>>205490719MadS
>>205490719I just watched Dracula and Mulholland Drive on kiefBoth had lesbian rough sex
>>205489454sorry wrong pic
>>205490971NTA, but The Substance was a better film than Strange Darling (also a pretty good movie)
>>205473395what if anon isnt a pedo
>>205491058Non pedos watch Ogroff the Mad Mutilatorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDoZNVQuwpY
does the hole (2001) count as a horror movie?
The thing that sucks about this general is that people here enjoy bullshit like found footage movies instead of the stuff I like
>>205491020nta I thought the substance was too drawn out and the seams started to show at the end.strange darling was tight and didn't annoy me too much. not great but enjoyable enough.
>>205491339it's horrible what they made that poor english rose do so early in her career
>>205491541this scene? https://thisvid.com/videos/laurence-fox-full-frontal-in-the-hole/
>>205489563Eh, not at the time it came out. Every family sitcom was wholesome garbage. Wasn’t until Married…With Children did we get a realistic American family
>>205491518I enjoyed most of Strange Darling, it was a good movie. The beginning sequence declaring it was proudly shot on 35mm made my eyes roll, then the drawn out opening sequence in black and white just seemed kind of try hard to me. I don't like to call films "pretentious" because that's a bullshit critique that is subjective, so I'll just say everything they were going didn't totally land for me. IMO they should just shoot on 35mm without expecting a cookie. Besides that I don't have any REAL complaints, my gripes are mostly stylistic choices. I get why people like it though, and it's certainly not a bad movie. The Substance however really blew me away, I really, really loved the practical effects, the gross out moments, and just the style of it all. It was a visual treat. IMO
>>205491020i thought both were good but strange darling seemed to be better shot and, like the other anon said, a tighter story with not much fat to trim.the substance had great gore and weird body horror effects but i felt it was about 30 minutes too long.
>tfw your people are the highest IQ whites but are obsessed with scat porn
>>205474039>how to deal with manlets
>>205489633Her mouth is unbelieavably sexy.
>>205491836Reminder that Rob Zombie is 5'5"
>>205489580I saw it. It’s pretty bad. But people should still check it out anyway.
>>205491672the things I liked about The Substance were all narrative. I liked that the core cronenbergian plot device was open enough to be interpreted a lot of different ways. it did a good job of portraying addiction, anxiety about aging, the illogical ways we steal from ourselves. like when you drink way to much and condemn yourself to a hangover.anyway the Street Trash reboot is coming out this month and I am betting all my body horror kino-points on it despite others skepticism.
>>205491792Strange Darling is total garbage
I have 5 nights left that I can use shudder. What movies should I cut out of my watch list to ensure quality and quantity?
>>205491893I'm gonna need a fact check on that. pull up snopes chat.
>>205492053put mads and azrael last
>>205492053Make sure to watch: Opera, In a Violent Nature, When Evil Lurks, and especially Bay of Blood if you are a fan of the history of slashers (if you're a little baby casual don't bother though, you wouldn't get it). In my very humble opinion, Azrael, Ringu, and ESPECIALLY Skinamarink are trash.
>>205492033Could have milled her in the first 15 minutes of the movie
>>205492160>SkinamarinkI agree this was trash, but it's the kind of trash I feel like I need to be subjected to to understand the current moment.
>>205492033can you elaborate?
>>205492053i did not care for stopmotion.
>>205492525Girl should have died in the first 15 mins. Just a bad movie with some annoying main girl.
Making Gil Man a incel was the weakest part of the movies. Get over beastality aspect which Tel Taco never did with his movie. It stupid in the fact that as soon as he got the woman he couldn’t do anything because…bitch can’t breath underwater
>>205492658when you think about it, gilman is probably a chad of his species. he's the last one, the strongest that survived.
>>205492641oh okay
>>205487897I was thinking while watching it that if the movie ended immediately after she smashed his cock then that would have been hilarious and I would have rated it higher.
>>205489563hes just a romantic spaniard, like pepe le pew
>>205488661He had multiple boyfriends too. He wants to suck your blood, but he also wants to suck your cock.
>>205492885his and renfields relationship is way too kinky
>>205492794He drove past her when he missed and instead of driving back to her, he decided to run to her. That was stupid.
>>205492885Ywn be a young man who stays over the count's castle and is woken up by the count's touch on your bare chest and be hypnotized by his eyes so you let him have his way with you and climax as he bites your neck during a night visit to your chamber. No homo though.
nice try faggots, drac lusts for cute englysh womyn
>>205492866Pepé Le Pew is French.
>>205493286Count Chadula
>>205493048NPM is better than this gay shit
>>205493357NPM is a deranged spammer, i just made one gay joke post.
>>205493357all this body snatching paranoia, SAD! we should at least have some meg tilly.
>>205493610what's this from?
>>205493636The Puppetman. I didn't like it, but it's completely watchable. Just a typical modern below average movie IMO. Others might like it though.
>>205484237>the general seemed somewhat deadThe entire website is. Jannies have finally done it.
>>205493048>>205493472Gay
>>205492160>RinguPost was incredibly based until this part. Ring is kino, as is Ring 0.
good morning :)
>>205493946from what I've seen people who hate Ringu tend to like The Ring. It is a good remake and looks good on its own terms, but Ringu to me is beautiful.
>>205493968
Anyone seen Zombie Apocolypse in Apartment 14a
give me the sexiest horror
>>205487691Based Japan
ok putting another j horror on before bed. maybe this will curse me to watch all the Tomie films.
>>205494343Suspuria
Watching Dawning of the Dead. Seems very underrated.
>>205494661any particular angle to it?
>>205494860Angle? It’s just a good zombie flick. It’s Dawning and not Dawn btw
>>205494894I just assume someone trying to make a recent zombie film would attempt to bring something new to the table.
>>205494929I would recommend it. Where did your standards suddenly come from lol it’s a good movie. Above average.
>>205465175>>205470813Evil Toons
>>205465534>>205495010
>>205495006Doesn't have anything to do with standards. As I said I just assume that a new film on a well tread topic would try and do something new. Like most new low budget slashers at try and come up with some unused setting, like a baseball slasher or a goat herding station slasher or whatever.
>>205470961Take a look at Black Cab (also just released), it doesn't have the purgatory aspect of Dead End but shares a similar open-ended vibe with it
>>205485320Kolobos
>>205494860It’s a solid horror film. I’m not sure why the IMDb rating is so low. I give it a solid 7/10.
*plays the guitar while you're trying to fuck*
>>205495010uh.... I will be bumping this one up my watchlist.
>>205495057This setting was mainly a tv broadcasting station and the movie reminded me of Pontupool.
Im like watching horrors during the day but I get so scared and paranoid when its time to sleep. I usually go really late so its really quiet and scary for some reason
>>205496335sleep during the day and watch horror during the night. problem solved
A new Silent Night Deadly Night got announced. Potential new Christmaskino incoming.
>>205496465Is it going to be a sequel or reboot? Either way I'm looking forward to it. Love Christmas horror movies.
>>205496464I sleep from 6am to 1pm so im almost there
>>205496522based
>>205496516Reboot. Says it's set to release late next year.https://deadline.com/2024/11/terrifier-cineverse-launches-silent-night-deadly-night-reboot-afm-1236171018/
>>205496554>The same team that worked for Terrifier 3 will be involved in the productionIt's going to be even gorier and more graphic than the original
>>205485149I could never be as cool as Lee.
>>205496120If you liked Sorority House Massacre 2, then it'll be up your alley. If you haven't, then watch it after Evil Toons.
Push it to the limit
>>205485149When I was a kid I threw a crab into a bonfire at the beach. I feel bad about it now
I am about to view this kino even though I am feeling that it will be mediocre,,, this is what my life has become.
>>205498194Sounds like a good life to me
>>205494610Suspria*
>>205482833The monster wearing latex in that movie is hot
You WILL post in these threadsYou WILL bake new bread when we hit the limit
>>205499707I WILL bake new bread one post early.
>>205500000>>205500000>>205500000
>>205499985I WILL end the thread
>>205496464Based.
