Opera editionprev: >>205470796
>>205500000Look at that godly post number
>>205500216Fuck yeah.
>>205500000>>205500216Amazing.
I really enjoyed seeing Opera recently and been meaning to ask: how come the ending in the Alps feels like a reshoot on only half the budget? For a director with plenty of batshit endings he should’ve left out that last chase scene.
>>205500378I love Opera, but had it end with the maids dead body then cut to credits it would’ve been Argento’s best kino
horror it's a shit genre
>>205500000Checked. Japanese Opera confirmed fortunate
>>205500000Yotsuya Kaidan is the best Japanese horror
>>205500378>he should’ve left out that last chase scene.Incorrect, ending of Opera is up there with>I'm the real mein Perfect Blue for qt mindbreaks
Mummy anon, if you're still around, Tubi app's front page has a whole section of mummy and mummy-related muvvies. Might be some stuff you missed there though there's a lot of crap by the looks of it.
>>205500000Check
>>205500000kino get
I watched 3 horror movies this morning:>Don't Sleep In The Woods TonightIt's a Polish slasher film and surprisingly good. Main girl is cute, other girl shows tits during a sex scene, nerd character makes horror references. Always good to have slashers outside of North America.>Don't Sleep In The Woods Tonight 2They lost the fucking plot on this one. All they had to do was copy the first, but instead they go full fucking retard. It's still watchable, but vastly worse. Other than the weird sex scene with weird deformed/creature tits, it's a pretty terrible sequel.>Meth GatorOh yeah, I watched this piece of shit. The CGI is so fucking bad, it's Mainland China tier. The acting is better than Crackcoon, so there's that. Fuck this movie, and I'm really regretting watching all these drug + creature horror movies. My life is out of control.
>>205500429Opera is top 5 Argento regardless of the tacked-on ending, better than Deep Red and Phenomena imo. It was disappointing they didn’t cut to credits after Betty escapes the fire but everything prior is kino. It’s no Suspiria or Tenebre but I can see why some anons prefer it.>>205500848That ending monologue where she’s losing her mind laying in the grass was just too corny for me. I like how she tricked the killer by “pretending” she was crazy like her mom though.
>>205501240>just too corny for meYou need more trauma so you understand cope
>>205501292No, it was simply tonally consistent with the 90 minutes of madness that preceded it. Would’ve been kino had he ended another film with an inferno
watch Cujo
>>205501201>Meth Gator>CrackcoonKrokodil Crocodile when???
>>205500000holy kino alert
>>205501553Please don't give them ideas
>>205501541I've already seen it. A bit overhyped, but still good.
>>205500000Based and Checked.
>>205501541Based
>>205501066NTA but I should watch more mummykinos.
is this just a ripoff of Hatching?>The film follows a young girl who secretly raises a spider as her pet, which then transforms into a giant monster.
>>205501066>>205502314Are the Stephen Sommers Mummy movies considered horror by anyone? I enjoyed them.
>>205502550Hatching is good, Sting is below average. Both main girls are cute though.
>>205502552I'd say so, since they're a reboot of the classic Universal Mummy.
Favorite Fulci movie?
After rewatching it a million times, i like the ending now, it just signals a restart, hope, in a way it's like the ending to Suspiria but a trillion times less subtle and very heavy handed.
>>205502697The Beyond and it's not even close.
>>205502593I concur. Will we ever experience such kino again?
>>205501087Movies with this feel like your pic?Like 'that part' in Nocturnal Animals or the entirety of Dead End (2003)
>>205503174>Will we ever experience such kino again?I fear we may not.
>>205491518Only thing that really annoyed me about this flick is that the dude went through this whole ordeal for a 4/10 malnourished munter
>>205502771Based.
>>205504115This is what happens when you get cum in your eyes.
F
strong opening, stronger middle, terrible ending
>>205504687The ending made you mads.
I will be watching War of the Worlds (1953) tonight
>>205505000I haven't had an actual pizza in two months at least.
>/hor/ reports nudity nowFaggots leave.
>>205505089thats a man
How was Heretic?
Wanted to watch Kidnapped (2010) but it's not even seeded on russian torrent sites
>>205504163Kek.
>>205504956it made me wonder what kind of moron would write a military personnel like that"hey i know you're infected and i should probably kill you and all but here take my gun as i blow my own head off"
>>205505233It's free on Plex & The Roku Channel for streaming.
Is I saw the tranny glow actually worth watching at all
>>205505181ywnbaw
>>205503193Xtro?Wind ChillBlack Cadillac (which I complete forgot about when an anon was looking for car movies back in spooktober)Related, I don't know what qualifies this as ASMR but it's freaky because you keep expecting something to pop up in front of them:https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=l95R-3lb5zc
/hor/ girls you want to be pegged by
>>205507447
>>205507447I think it really depends if you want it sensual or rough.>>205507506Anon, that's just gay sex.
>>205505233Yts 720p version unironically works. That site is my last option every time and it somehow works
>>205507447None because I’m not a fag.
>>205508003why would anal stimulation be gay? You dont have to like men, but something in your butt stimulates your prostate and gives you best orgasms man can imagine. You all are just to sensitive and insecure to try it. I literally cum buckets from having something deep inside my ass while I maturate, and I dont like men
>>205508270
>>205505000Enjoy
>>205508270>I literally cum buckets from having something deep inside my ass while I maturate, and I dont like men
>>205501201he's just talking about slashers
>>205508360>>205508561there is a reason why it feel so good, it will change the way you masturbate. Orgams becomes so much more enjoyable and severe. I cant believe man will live their lives without achieving this feeling just because of their insecurity.
>>205508877Less gay and more Winnie.
>>205507447The absolute state of /hor/ NPM and pegging. Grim
>>205501201>I'm really regretting watching all these drug + creature horror movies. My life is out of control.LMAO
Today's pickups
>>205510150based
>>205510150How much you paying for blurays on average?
>>205510150>12Wait what?
>>205510298>he didn't know
Horror is running /tv/.
>>205510222Eh it depends on the movie. Full Moon had an October sale so this Puppet Master set was $72. I don't like buying things pre-owned and touching stuff that people put their doodoo chocolate grease fingers on, so I do typically pay full price for something I really want or wait for a sale and buy a bunch of stuff. Good price for a standard studio Blu is $10-20 range, but I'll pay more for a nice boutique release. I got the Bram Stoker's Dracula 4K for $20, which isn't a terrible price for a 4K disc.
>>205510150I would be wary of buying box sets like this. They're already starting to release Puppet Master movies in 4K individually. Soon enough there'll be a 4K set.
>>205510441>what makes the Thing so rewatchableEven the color palette is an eye-candy.I've no technical knowledge about film making, so I'm not sure whether this is an effect of color grading, lighting, or some editing process, but it looks fantastic.
>>205508877>>205509357she can bake in my oven any day
>>205510576I wish Full Moon would do what Troma has been doing and let a boutique company like Vinegar Syndrome start releasing their movies on 4K. I love Troma and Full Moon movies, but their Blu-ray releases are often super bare bones and cheap and don't even have basic features like subtitles
gonna watch black sunday now. italian or english dub?
>>205511157Italian but the English dub is an added charm in Italian horror movies, which is why they're usually kept as an alternative track in BDs etc
>>205509417Nympho Pegged Man
/hor/ is very gay today, i don't mind.
what are some must watch Japanese horror films so I can become a horror weeb
>>205511837boku no pico
>>205511837Train to Hakusan is a good one
>>205511837Audition
>>205511837Matango
>>205511837One Missed CallKairoNoroiJu-OnRingu
>tfw you'll watch a movie from any country except IndiaI just can't. The people are ugly and all their languages are ear rape.
>>205510971By the brilliant Dean Cundey ASC. Also shot Halloween 1-3, BttF 1-3, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Jurassic Park, Apollo 13 and several horror movies
>>205511837The Snow WomanThe Bride from HadesThe Ghost of Yotsuya
>>205512252Don’t forget Jack and Jill
>>205512231Any good Eastern European horror kinos?I already know Viy
>>205512399
>>205512374In a sense it also does testify to his amazing skills in getting the lighting/blocking/palette just right so that every visual aspect fits seamlessly in the scene. A brilliant, major talent with a stellar filmography
>>205512231Same. I just can't look at indian people, i'm glad there's literally 0 of them where i live.
>>205501662I finally watched Sexykiller last night. Shout out to whoever uploaded it to gofile that one night like two months back.
>>205511782Not enough discussion of 80's horror films for my taste.
What went wrong?
>>205513504Jason Blum is a political retard but Blumhouse does well overall and his production system (limited budget, total directorial freedom) has resulted in several good movies. The scattershot approach has worked several times in terms of quality and/or commercial success.Its major mistake was the subpar DDG's Halloween trilogy but most of all his retarded Exorcist Believer which led him to be ousted from future franchise projects and replaced by Mike Flanagan (whom I also dislike)
>>205513721>Blumhouse does well overallTheir box office grosses, audience responses and critic scores have dipped.>his production system (limited budget, total directorial freedom)It used to be 1 million, then 3 million, then 5 million, then 10 million. Now they're between 15-30 million. Not so low budget anymore.>his retarded Exorcist Believer which led him to be ousted from future franchise projects and replaced by Mike FlanaganFlanagan is writing & directing, Blum is producing.
>>205512231Bramayugam is kino of the highest order. Highly reccomend
>>205514025BuyAnAd
>>205514273>how dare you post a horror movie in the horror thread on /tv/, buy le ad chuddielmao
>>205513938>Their box office grosses, audience responses and critic scores have dipped.Critic assessment tends to be overly harsh for horror but there have been exceptions. Commercially, Blumhouse is doing great: Halloween trilogy made a ton of money and despite utter derision so did the Exorcist movie. Even very discreetly received movies do very well (Imaginary made 4x its budget).Considering their 2024 releases 3 out of 4 were considerable commercial hits and last year they simply made M3gan and FNAF, both phenomenally lucrative and franchise starters. >It used to be 1 million, then 3 million, then 5 million, then 10 million. Now they're between 15-30 million. Not so low budget anymore.If you get 4,5,6X your investment in box office alone that's an excellent return/business model.>Flanagan is writing & directing, Blum is producing.Yes, that's exactly what I said: Flanagan's replacing DDG to jumpstart from scratch and retcon the franchise for Blumhouse/Universalhttps://deadline.com/2024/05/the-exorcist-mike-flanagan-blumhouse-1235944062/
Any horror movies that primarily take place within a video game?
>>205514671stay alive
>>205514671Kinda:The Bishop of Battle's episode from NightmaresCheat Code episode from CreepshowAnd ofc FNAF
>>205514671
>>205505357The military woman didn't know Julia was infected and she likely wasn't.
>>205515001she had blood smeared all over her body and was acting erratically
>>205504687I loved the ending. It had a truly cathartic/apocalyptic feel to it includint the ashes slowly falling on the background. Very good movie
>>205515052She was acting normal under the circumstances of her best friend trying to fucking kill her and seeing people die in front of her. To be infected you need to ingest blood, it's not enough to just have it on your skin.
>>205514671Arcade
>>205514520>Even very discreetly received movies do very well (Imaginary made 4x its budget).>Considering their 2024 releases 3 out of 4 were considerable commercial hitsYou just casually ignored marketing budgets and the fact that theaters take 50% of the gross while Blumhouse shares the rest with the distributor (usually Universal these days). The minimum marketing spend is 30 million but Blumhouse productions usually get 50-65 million in ad spend. So it's not really as simple as "Oh wow, Imaginary's PRODUCTION budget was 10-13 million and the total gross was just shy of 44 million, that's a considerable commercial hit!" There's a reason why you'll never see Imaginary 2.Blumhouse was built on the foundation of sub-5 million films making +100 million, like Paranormal Activity, Sinister, Insidious, The Purge, Get Out. Not +10 million films making 40 million or going straight to streaming.
>>205515132she had anais' bloodied hands inside her mouth and she was biting on her bloodied hands
>>205515254I must not be remembering the last part, but she wasn't twitching and her eyes were normal.I guess it was up in the air if she was infected or not, but the military woman didn't have a lot of reason to assume she was at that time.
>>205515246Now imagine that Insidious: The Red Door had made $45 million instead of $189.1 million. And the money they get from VOD, streaming and TV would have also gone down because of the box office results. Not such a good business anymore.
>>205515675Forgot pic because I'm drunk.
>>205514492Yes, buy an ad at once.
>>205515721Same. What you drinking anon?
>>205514920the game parts are weirdly wrong and right at the same time creating a lynchian-cronenbergian atmosphere. jjl also fits due to looking hot and kinda ugly at times depending on the scene or movie alltogether. AND this was technically before the 2000s mmo hysteria popularized by WoW. such an odd movie.
>>205515782Long drinks. You?
>>205515246>You just casually ignored marketing budgetsEven if they were enormous-- which is obviously not the case for Imaginary kek-- if a movie makes at least 3x its budget it's comfortably in the profit zone. By your rationale attempt practically no movie would make money. Blumhouse's business model works very very well and that's why it keeps going. It's probably a template for future Hollywood productions: genre movies with small-medium budgets and not inherently attached to pg-13 constraints.>Blumhouse was built on the foundation of sub-5 million films making +100 million, like Paranormal Activity, Sinister, Insidious, The Purge, Get Out. Not +10 million films making 40 million or going straight to streaming.10 million movies making 40 mil is, as I said, excellent even before factoring in streaming gains which are substantial for horror. BH's one straight to streaming project this year was House of Spoils-- bought by Amazon by a certainly hefty sum. Blumhouse expanded. It's doing fine and has a well-deserved reputation of consistent cost benefit commercial success.
>>205515997Rum and coke.
>>205515675>>205515721Insidious Red Door was an enormous commercial hit even with Deadline's probably overestimated print/ad costs: producers don't invest 3x the budget in marketing costs.
>>205500000Wasted get on the worst Dario Argento movie ever made.
>>205501541Yeah, I will probably put this or Opera on tonight. Last night I saw Black Cab and Dawning of the Dead.I would recommend Dawning of the Dead from one horror fan to another.
>>205516475>Worse than Sleepless, Card Player, Dracula 3D, Trauma, Dark Glasses, Giallo, and all of his other later onesYou are a fucking retard
>>205502550Stupid female character that should have been a boy? and a negro character?Shit movie overall anyways.
>>205516143>Insidious Red Door was an enormous commercial hitThat wasn't my point. The point was that Imaginary WASN'T a "considerable commercial hit".>producers don't invest 3x the budget in marketing costsYeah, producers don't invest anything into marketing, the distributor does. And the minimum for a wide release film (read: more than 1,500 screens) is 30 million, whether the production budget was 150 million, 15 million, 1.5 million, 150k or 15k. >>205516034>it's comfortably in the profit zoneI didn't say Imaginary lost money. I said that Blumhouse's grosses have dipped. And since, unlike 99% of other producers, they don't take any money upfront and only make money when their films make money, comfortably getting past break even is not a huge success. >Blumhouse expandedIf you're talking about merging with Wan's Atomic Monster, they also have done nothing but theatrical flops or straight-to-streaming films outside of The Conjuring franchise. It's consolidation to survive.
>>205516692>negroWhy do you always say this, Pissman? You scared to say the actual word?
>>205516672Yes, worse than those, partly due to meta reasons, like how overrated it is.
>>205516733>Pissman?Where in my post did I mention piss?
>>205516774You didn't answer the question
>>205516697>The point was that Imaginary WASN'T a "considerable commercial hit".You are very wrong and I have no idea how you could possibly think that. The fact that Insidious Red Door was a major hit doesn't make Imaginary any less successful, it was a modest movie released in an unpretentious, lowkey date that turned in an excellent profit. >Yeah, producers don't invest anything into marketing, the distributor does.Wrong if we're talking about Blumhouse among other companies. Whoever distributes it is tied to BH's business model and don't throw money away.>And the minimum for a wide release film (read: more than 1,500 screens) is 30 million, Wrong. Armchair/reddit "knowledge" which are not ready to substantiate except for my uncle works at Nintendo hearsay.> I said that Blumhouse's grosses have dipped.You're cherrypicking and establishing a false dichotomy by implied that if not every BH movie is Insidious/Paranormal Activity level in terms of box office it's a failure but that's not a commercially savvy way to look at business. Every project has its own projection and most of them make BH money, with some being staggering unexpected successes- more recently FNAF which cost BH zero dollars as it had already been fully paid for by Peacock.>If you're talking about merging with Wan's Atomic MonsteNo, I'm talking M3gan, FNAF, Speak No Evil remake (made over 5x its budget at theaters etc).You simply sound rancorous for some reason and trying to make it seem as if BH isn't a wildy successful company. Read this, though it's from 2022 it provides an objective overview:https://collider.com/blumhouse-5-billion-global-box-office/
>>205516804I did, what do you mean by always?
>>205517491You still didn't answer the question, retardFuck off
>>205500000Kino thread confirmed
>>205517526No idea what you are talking about.
>>205517633Because you're a retarded mongoloid
>>205516475I made the thread and you’re so wrong it’s unreal.
>>205517809this. worst Argento is Dracula 3D
>>205517769He always does this shit. I wish he’d just fuck off for good.
>>205517856Nope, Giallo.
>>205517918it's trash but consistent.Dracula is so poorly made that it spits on the cast
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>>205517633How you would you rate this 34 yo scream queen (Bed Rest, Abigail, nu Scream etc)?https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4896168/mediaviewer/rm1933277185/?ref_=ttmi_mi_all_2
Just watched Oddity, anons. Really enjoyed it, the way the movie portrays the supernatural and the mystical aspects of things is very eerie. Thought there was a good balance between jumpscares and the long drawn out story line. Though the "subversion of expectations" might seem annoying at first, once you realize that they are not being subverted but actually kind of diverted from the momentary cliches you would expect, it gets way better.What did you anons think of it?
>>205518359shit i missed the news. i wondered why a guy posted the Candyman poster with "RIP" a few threads ago.one of my favorite horror movies
Anymore redpilled horror films besides They Live and The Conspiracy?
>>205518494I liked it very much and agree with your opinion: it succeeds because its elements are well balanced. It also refrains from bombast and emphasizes suspension as a narrative tool which brings the spectator closer to the story.
>>205518563Banshee ChapterStarry Eyes
Well?>>205518547
I don't understand longlegs
>>205518908Satan wanted to "fulfill" his promise to the mother in a perverse way so he enmeshed the daughter in the killings' investigation and ultimately drove her to a spur of the moment decision to kill her own mother.
>>205518494I didn’t even look at the once while the movie was playing. That’s how bad it was.
>>205517769You’re an inbred paki
>>205517862> He always does this shit. Oh look, another episode of “anon thinks everyone is the same person” even though there are a limited amount of current movies to discuss.
>>205518908that's because you don't have a longbrain
>>205500000this thread has been blessed by digitsmake your wish /hor/
>>205519031What's this once you talk about?
>>205518200How in the FUCK
>>205519099>No uFuck off, mongoloid
>>205501201>Stu, it's 4 o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you watching "Ketamine Goat"?
>>205519208What’s your favorite 80s horror film?
>>205510150
>>205519379I meant>I didn’t even look at the screen once while the movie was playing. That’s how bad it was. A movie really sets the tone within the first 5 minutes. Within the first 5 minutes, it was clear Oddity was going for some trauma man-bad bullshit. It must have been really subtle cause many anons missed it.
‘The Wolf Hour’ – Naomi Watts
>>205500000quints
>>205519632>I didn’t even look at the screen once while the movie was playing.Just say you were filtered
>>205510150Very nice, good choices
>>205519632>>Oddity was going for some trauma man-bad bullshit>ignores the story>makes up a reason in his head for it>le feminism ruined my moviesCLASSICAL POLLYP
>>205510150Why the fuck would you buy shitty Puppet Master sequels?
Is The Lobster (2015) horror adjacent enough?What is objectively the best animal to come back as?
>>205519891Not really because it's more of a dystopian metaphor about social cluelessness. Killing of a Sacred Deer is definitely horror adjacent though.
>>205518559The thumbnail looks like a guy playing saxophone.>>205518200What kind of witchcraft is this? >>205519717Still would.
>>205519857The movie literally started the first 5 minutes with a man-bad scene. It is a shitty feminist film
>>205520061>Coltrane in /hor/>>205519717Why does it look like someone slashed the side of her chin open?
>>205519005OK but at the end why didn't she destroy the doll? were they implying she continued "the work"?
>>205519717Kind of a gem>When Ghost Rider starts playing
>>205520343OH SHIT I’M FEELIN’ IT
>>205520331>Why does it look like someone slashed the side of her chin open?
>>205520338The end leaves some of these aspects in the air after that major tragic decision. One of them is the daughter's mental state
>>205520398Watts fell 20 feet? Holy shit.
>>205520398Jesus.>>205520331>ContrabassBased.
>>205520398n 2013, Samantha Bloom was vacationing with her husband and their three young sons in Thailand when she suffered a devastating accident. While on an observation deck at their hotel, Bloom leaned against a faulty balcony railing and fell through it, landing 20 feet below on the concrete ground. She fractured her skull, ruptured her lungs and shattered her spine.what?
>>205520520>Contrabased
>>205501541Dee Wallace is the primordial milf
>>205520653>>205520398>>205520504Not her, but the character she plays lol.
>>205520398shit that's awful
>>205504320I keep saying his name and nothing ever h
>>205512399SputnikNot exactly horror:https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0184653https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066516
>The title is likely a reference to Brock Turner, a Stanford University student who was convicted of sexual assault in 2016. The judge sentenced him to only six months in prison on the basis that he was a "promising young man."Horror brilliance
couldn't stay away to watch Tomie last night so gonna restart it today. seemed pretty good, reading subtitles at 1am just doesn't work.
>>205520854not horror faggot
>>205520854This was more than obvious to everyone back when that movie came out lol. It’s a psychological thriller btw, not /hor/
CandymanCandymanCandyman
>>205521062>t. white woman
>>205520921>>205521032It's IRL horror
>>205510441Based
>>205521235>Promising young womanis there even such thing? Seeing modern zoomer girls wall so hard at 21 and be filled with nothing but bitterness, resentment and spite at men and the world, they don't even have the drive to do anything besides be seething wives/mothers for the rest of their lives. You could literally see the look of defiance in Jenna Ortega's eyes during her recent Red Carpet events. She is 21 and knows she walled.
>>205521235kind of like the wound between your legs where you cut off your cock
David Chase has a better sensibility for horror than most renowned horror filmmakers
>>205521207kek
>>205521345You sound like a simp cuck always seething about women hitting the wall, piss baby. Literally no one else cares.
>>205521562>Literally no one else cares.No one else has value. 90% of men are by definition low value so they cannot afford to care.I care. So I am in the position to be able to talk about an actress whereas you have to compliment her endlessly.
>>205521562The anon you replied to is an actual gay and has admitted it in here before. It's a mental disorder.
>>205521350I think you mistook that poster for Rocky Horror, anon.
>>205521562>Literally no one else cares.How can you not care though? An actresses' personality affects her performance. Jenna Ortega was hired because she looks cute and young, now at 21, she looks goblina-like. Billy Brown was hired cause she looked wierd but cutesy in a gross way, she turned 20 and now looks wierd. How do these things not affect their careers and you, the person who watches the movies?
>>205521562unfortunately you just have to ignore the tranny posts.you know, he's a lot like tranny horror directors. they don't care about horror, and are only here to subvert it.
>>205521562NPM>>205521633HMThe battle goes on
>>205521207LEL
>>205521714You're not forcing your gay meme.
>>205521714fuck off spammer
>>205521786It's already established and you, HM, contribute to it time and again
>>205521207LMFAO
>>205521835You call everyone "HM" you stupid faggot. Stop posting gay shit and stop acting like a retard.
>Frankenhooker will never sit on my faceWhy live?
>>205521633>>205521697Yeah, there has to be something seriously wrong to samefag and deflect for so long, get called out so many times, yet come crawling right back every time like clockwork. He’s a masochist. No one else in these threads writes in the same fashion yet he always claims “not him” and pretends to be other posters. Classic schizo example, him accusing me of being himself >>205521714
>>205521697>and are only here to subvert it.So trans do subversion, but not Romero with casting so many black people
It's a fundamental law of nature that every 4chan general must have at least one schizo spammer
>>205521687>personality>mentions purely appearance factors
>>205519632you must be the same anon who said strange darling was bad because she shouldve died in the first 15 minutes. im noticing a pattern>>205520298please explain how the first scene was a man bad scene. nobody would let a weird looking stranger from the lunatic asylum into their house at night, man or woman.
>>205521957It's funny that we've watched him waste almost every day of his year doing nothing but trying and failing to trash the general up. It feels good seeing that he's spent so much time doing this and it's had no effect besides making the regulars here respect ESLs less.
>>205522046>anon who said strange darling was badMuliple and numerous anons say this.
>>205521809>>205521786Go back to /horror
>>205520425intredastingher mom's voice was really annoyingbut I really wanted to fuck herHail Satan
>Open horror movie general>Look inside>It's all ESLs arguing and posting coomer faggotry Grim
>>205522046>stranger from the lunatic asylumThat character was representing men, too bad you were too dense to get the metaphor. Subversion is an art-form. You fell for it like a dumb NPC cattele.
>>205521633he had a meltdown one time where he called himself gay over and over again. I assume it was like that Lois Theroux documentary where they had to stop the autistic kid hitting himself in the face.https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/204090701/
I wonder how many horror movies I need to watch before I decide that this is the next one on my list
>>205522282I love coomer faggotry!
>>205522351>Mr. Andersonnn...
>>205522344Why not just watch it tonight?
>>205522405There are too many good horror movies that I haven't seen, so I don't have a desire to watch any "so bad it's good" ones
>>205522140yeah and thats fine, but this guy was saying it last night and his reasoning was pretty vague and low effort, and similar to his reasoning for hating oddity - also a movie disliked by many anons, i know.>>205522306yeah it's definitely you. same lack of effort and weak argument.
>>205522491meds
>>205521956
>>205521898No, you're just stupid not to see when it's HM: the guy who seethes automatically and calls NPM gay and goes "you just replied to" etc etc whenever anyone talks to NPM>>205521957>Classic schizo example, him accusing me of being himself >>205521714 (You)Kek, talk about paranoia/projection, I'm not NPM you dumbfuck, I simply pointed out you 2 were playing pattycake again
>>205522344Haven't seen this one but Evil Bong was funny.
>>205522491You want him to explain to you why the movie is cuck and feminist when it is right in front of you face and you refuse to see it.
>>205522595Or maybe multiple people are going to call the retarded gay ESL a faggot because he acts like a faggot. Take your meds.
>>205522678She is the type to go>candyman>candyman>candyman
>>205522655if he could explain in a way that makes sense I'd entertain him, but he cant since he literally hasnt seen the movie. if he had, he'd know that character he says is a standin for bad men was actually a hero character with good intentions
>>205522687That dumbfuck HM calls everyone NPM.
Disappointing movie with just a couple of jump scares. Are there any recent horror movies that are actually scary and not this dull?
>>205522678Here we go again, NPM posting his favorite image (or perhaps somebody posting it to bait him)Now we just need him (or somebody else) to post that low res Harper image he loves so much
>>205522793>perhaps somebody posting it to bait himTake your meds.
>>205522787Black Cab is ok though the script is a tad meandering. It has good cinematography/atmosphere and some effective jumpscares
>>205522787>horror movie>scarynigga are you 15?
>>205522882>It has good cinematography/atmosphere That is the only good thing about the movie. Everything else was shit.
>>205522678NPM
>>205522897No, that's a shallow contrarian take. It's a perfectly watchable movie even if it's flawed in some aspects.
bleh
>>205522595I’m not NPM either you braindead shit-for-brains fucking retard, so why did you accuse me of being him?
>>205523043oh wow a cute!
>>205523065NTA, but are you the faggot who said "simp cuck"? >>205521562If so, that's why. Only NPM speaks in buzzword babble like that
>>205522793>Now we just need him (or somebody else) to post that low res Harper image he loves so muchGod please no.
>>205523130>buzzword babbleThose words sure trigger the HM
>>205522787NPM probably thinks this woman is over the hill (2 of her upcoming movies are horror btw including the much anticipated It Follows sequel):https://www.instagram.com/maikamonroe/p/DBup3HZS2Hm/?img_index=1
>>205519632you really dodged a bullet pal, i tried to watch this misandrist garbage and by 30 minutes into the feature i could literally feel my testicles dying and withering, the scene where the main, badass of course, woman beats up her husband because he complains about his dinner being cold and she shoves his head into her menstrual blood covered pussy until he starts choking and gagging was absolutely retardedthen there's the "your body my choice" guy who shows up for only one scene, right after the main chick rapes her husband, and he goes on some huge monologue about how now that she is pregnant with superior male semen she is communal property of all men, absolutely ridiculous just stick to rewatching all the different versions of Kolobos, can't go wrong my -friend
>>205523130My friend, I only used those buzzwords because I knew exactly who I was replying to.
>>205523203You've earned it.
>>205523227>You've earned it.
>>205523227>>205523270https://www.instagram.com/p/B1EYbq4FKwA/
>>205523188I prefer your Argento time travel bullshit to whatever the fuck this is supposed to be.
the good thing about npm is he's such a stupid faggot he eventually always has an embarrassing meltdown. so we get to see who was right in the guessing game.kwab
>>205521345>is there even such thing?
>>205523393with the deleted posts I meant
>>205523393>t.hall monitor
>>205523339Perfection. If I had to choose my top 5 pictures of her that one would make it.
>>205523429unfortunately I actually post about horror movies and don't shit up the thread, so I can't prove I'm not him
>>205523429kek
>>205523393Is Pissman the Barneyfag of /hor/? >Obsessed with a few certain subjects>Is extremely recognizable, cannot blend in>Can be summoned/baited with certain images>Extremely autistic and angry
>>205523448Same, that is one of my favorite pics in the rotation for the 80's circlejerk
>>205523527I can’t stop laughing. What is it about that fucking picture of her man?
>>205523527The one on the left does look like Harper which probably makes the Harperfag seethe.
>>205523527He's the /hor/ lolcow.
>>205523448It has a nice sweet presence vibe
>>205523622>>205523599
>>205523599>What is it about that fucking picture of her man?She knows there is a group of anons circlejerking here 24/7 while she is in retirement
>>205523527(You)'ing his own posts is the worst part. I wouldn't be able to look myself in the mirror if I did that kek fuck it's cringe.
>>205523692
>>205523692How is she in retirement? Jess is starring in a film that will be out in less than a month!
comfiest j-horror that isn't the well known ones? 1hr length or made for tv is fine.
>>205523726Your post is literally between his samefagging KEK
>>205523779The horror film about dog fucking?
>>205523726
>>205523855Exte
>>205523692>>205523752>>205523779How do we know for sure Jessica Harper isn't Harperfag/NPM?>>205523779Hi Jessica, yes, Nightbitch is being released Dec.6th
>>205500000horrors movie scare me. I don't watch that slopchecked, thoughever
>>205523638That chick doesn’t look like Harper unlike picrel from Stopmotion. Why would it make me seethe anyways? I don’t even know what movie that’s from.
>Don't F-k With Ghosts.2024.1080p.WEB-DL.DD+5.1.H264>Don't F-k With Ghosts.2024.1080p.WEB-DL.DD+5.1.H264>Don't F-k With Ghosts.2024.1080p.WEB-DL.DD+5.1.H264>Don't F-k With Ghosts.2024.1080p.WEB-DL.DD+5.1.H264>Don't F-k With Ghosts.2024.1080p.WEB-DL.DD+5.1.H264
>>205523975You're missing out on so much kino because you're scared.Watch some of the classics at least like A Nightmare On Elm Street, Halloween, Rosemary's Baby. They aren't really that scary
>>205523959autists have extremely poor sense of humour. like they'll wait until others laugh before laughing, not getting the joke. he's like that except takes meme/waifufags posters and drills their idea into the ground for them.
>>205523991Cope
>>205523958arigato nigga
>>205523937That's pretty funny actually
>>205523959Wouldn’t it be more plausible if I were Tom Rothman? You just know NPM is a genuine fan of her, otherwise be wouldn’t be posting the same low-res picture of her since June. He would’ve moved on.
>>205524265he wouldn’t*
>>205524005don't move I get. but don't fuck with ghosts? this is getting restrictive.
>>205524265Haperfag, NPM and cock lodge are 3 different ppl, they simply will sometimes will reply to each others' comments. NPM also replies to himself a lot and his focus is saying that all women post 25 are walled
>>205524301Also don't go in the house
>>205524301>>205524375
>>205524019nta but there was a time I didn't like jump scares. some part of me still doesn't but I enjoy horror films way more having gotten over that.
Gonna make a new thread special for NPM.
>>205524333Meds
>>205524439Don't fuck it up please.
>>205524439>special for NPM.ESLYou're sure you're not him?
>>205524498>>205524498>>205524498
>>205524454Thx for proving my point whichever of you who replied
>>205524511kek, based
>>205524333You just replied to “Haperfag” ya dumbass
