>>205857292
hot glue time

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You guys HAVE bought the NECA Jamie Lee Curtis action figure, right??

>>205857512
Where's her Podesta paintings @?

>>205857512
>$40
Hell no. Weren't these things $20? I haven't bought any action figure in 10 years though

>>205857512
Piss off

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watch Sometimes They Come Back

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HEY KID!!

>>205857936
I saw this earlier when I was looking at everyone Hillary Swank had ever been in

>>205857130
How bad is the watchers

>>205856995
>People-- including celebs-- were ranting about Trump bad on social media and mainstream news sources for years and he thoroughly defeated Kamala Harris
Bruh, look at this dude. That same exact majority that voted for Trump are the ones that want to bring the Hays Code back.
>Time in Moscow, Russia
>6:49AM
Too obvious at this point

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I thought Heretic was pretty bad.
The villain's motivation isn't interesting. It feels like a script written in the nineties that someone in 2024 somehow thought was profound. Most young people aren't religious anymore, these ideas aren't anything new.

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>>205855456
nice, you can probably see why I think Street Trash has a chance. this scene in particular had me rolling.

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>>205858427
looks kinda zesty ngl

>>205857512
maybe i should so that my NECA Friday the 13th part VII - The New Blood Jason can slice her to pieces

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>>205857512
I often browse /toy/ for horror figs just to shake the feeling out. Looking at pics is often enough reduce the urge to spend even more of my money.

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Spongebob horror film concept
>The year is 2030, and America is now The Bikini Bottom. The president is Hasselhoff and the vice president is Kenny. America is under Spongebob World Order
>Every form of entertainment is now about Spongebob. The books, the films, the shows, the games, the plays, even the internet content like YouTube videos. Everything is about Spongebob. The main source of entertainment is the long-running TV series of course, and every other piece of entertainment is either a remake, spinoff, sequel, prequel, or some other continuation of it. The main hobby nearly everyone has is finding hidden lore and secrets in the franchise, and watching Youtube fan theories, essays, and iceberg videos about it. 4chan only has six boards now, /sbsp/ - Spongebob Squarepants, /sbpol/ - Politics of Spongtebob, /sbp/ - Philosophy of Spongebob, /sbck/ - Food and Cooking of Spongebob, /sbm/ - Memes of Spongebob, and /spth/ - Theories of Spongebob, along with multiple generals for different forms of Spongebob discussion on each board.
>Spongebob is no longer a franchise or brand, it's a religion. The word "God" has been replaced with "Hillenburg". Everyone loves Spongebob now.
Would it be kino?

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>>205858863
looks pretty cool ngl

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>>205857512
They have Halloween II Laurie too
No Rob Zombie Laurie though

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>>205859089
yeah i had to buy it. that's my favorite Jason i think. i also have most of the other designs in clothed NECA

>>205858866
fuck that's cool

>>205858919
>not less nudity
Except they voted for that too. Trump got the Christian vote.
>You sound vaguely unhinged/low IQ
The only unhinged/low IQ people I see are Americans who want to bring back the Hays Code. Convenient of you to call them out.

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>>205857130
>>205857130
>>205857130

VOTE FOR YOUR 6 FAVORITE MICHAEL MYERS MASK BESIDES 78!

https://strawpoll.com/polls/PKgl3wKJ1np

...
88 is worst. 89 is decent from the side but straight on is poor, I liked it best when I was young for some reason, I liked the slicked back hair.

95 would be fully great if the damn neck wasn't so big.

02 would be great with blacked out eyes, the lips less shaded/distinct + the nose slightly less pointed upward.

98a would be good if the eyes were blacked out, hair less flared out and silly and the forehead's size was toned down.

>>205859591
88 is worst but it creeps me the fuck out so that has to mean something i guess

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>>205859591
>not a single vote for CGI mask

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WATCH The Corridor, Headcount, Absentia

thanks

Alright, I'm going to watch The Substance.
If it's not good, I'm never watching another movie made after the year 2007

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I don't think we should bring the hays code back, but I think we should tone movies down just a little bit. They were fine how they were in the 80s and 90s, the 2000s became too over-the-top
Compare the original TCM to the remake. Perhaps leaving a little bit to the imagination is better and can make the film more disturbing? When you show to much, it becomes absurd and hard to take seriously, which is why extreme gore only works when it's done in a comedic way like Braindead.
I also don't think everyone horror film needs to be misery porn. Martyrs, Saw, Rob Zombie's Halloween 2, Halloween Kills, most of the newer TCM movies, etc. Why does everything have to be so miserable and mean-spirited now?

>>205859903
I thought Absentia was ok enough. So I could check out The Corridor.

>>205860155
>2007
very disturbing how this is precisely when everything went wrong.

>>205860253
>I don't think we should bring the hays code back, but I think we should tone movies down just a little bit.
My ideal would be that studios of a certain size/revenue would follow the Hays Code, while smaller producers can apply for a temporary license to circumvent it, citing a compelling reason for why their movie needs to operate outside of the code.

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>>205859791
>No, dummy, that wasn't under the discussion during the campaign
No, it was. Trump even went after violent video games when he was in office.
>woke lunacy in the garbage where it belongs
Hitting the tunes again, Andrei. It's 2obvious. You don't know what the Hays Code is. You're not American. You don't know anything about the USA.

they should also de-regulate the stunt industry. I want to see stunt people doing dangerous shit again.

>>205860460
I cannot believe this level of faggot exists.

>>205860572
Based. I want old school Hong Kong level of stunt work.

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>>205860336
yes
if you're so into hor that you've exhausted the well known and are able to delve and appreciate

you watched and enjoyed absentia, that can mean two completely different things

>>205858684
Yes lmao this part had us both laughing really hard. Also the guy giving out the cheese samples

>Modern films filled with faggot sex, interracial sex, rap music, twerking, trannies, and other sorts of faggot degeneracy (see: the part in The Boys where a guy shrinks himself and crawls up the dick of another dude)
>"Hmmmm I wonder why people want the hays code back!?"
Put the hays code onto big budget Hollywood shit
Don't put it on low budget shit

>actually arguing for the hays code to return
Now I've seen it all.
Don't tell me I'm sharing this general with evangelical christians....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEJWxrPGKYA
this doesn't look bad, but since The Invisible Man is basically the only successful universal reboot, and was about domestic violence, I'm guessing this is gonna do something similar. maybe about drunken dads.

>>205861362
>He likes seeing gay and interracial sex scenes in modern films
Hahahaha what a faggot

>>205859746
what are all of Michael's certificates for

>>205861422
I can't take the blonde girl with the curly hair seriously. Her presence will actually damper my enjoyment of the movie, she is just so ridiculous looking

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>>205861643
pumpkin carving

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>>205857130
Hello?

>>205861422
well I hope either this or Nosferatu turns out good so there can be more monster movies. Invisible Man reboot was just okay to me. Wolfman 2010 is most underrated.

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>Anons want to bring back the Hays Code
>But I get called the heckin dumbass for saying Americans want to bring it back

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>>205861961
Hello

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>>205861961
>blueugughghh

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>>205861961

favorite are you afraid of the dark? episodes?

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>>205861961
...

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What's the consensus?

>>205862638
Disappointing. It feels like it was supposed to be longer but got cut down.
Re-Animator, however, is pure kino

>>205862638
boring middle section but awesome premise, great villain and cool atmosphere. would love to see a longer, uncut version

>>205862638
erotic

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiHv6McT1uI&t=761s
>Does an impression of Gollum and says she can do an impression of Cartman too
Is there anything she can't do? Would have liked to hear her Cartman voice.

>>205862638
kinda meh on its own but nice as a double feature with reanimator

>the laugh at 9:35
cute

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this looks pretty awesome. not that I'll ever get to go disneyland.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgoJT_mrn1E

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Post some unpopular horror opinions you have, I'll start with:
>They should have made more Thorn movies instead of rebooting the franchise three times. Increasingly over-the-top Thorn sequels would have been much better than them rebooting and remaking the first film over and over again

>>205862638
bringe

>>205863779
I wouldn't hate it, but yes that's unpopular. Mainly because nobody but dedicated halloween fans would want it.
I would want another Rudd Halloween though, that'd be fun.

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I'm watching Treehouse of Horror episodes while doing this

>>205863779
The Exorcist is very overrated, it hasn't aged well.

Smile 2 was a bit all over the place. lead was not very convincing but the first one had the same problem. most of it was good though. it was visually pretty interesting.

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>>205862638
The best Lovecraft movie

>>205864679
very nice

>>205865138
my biggest gripe is that it was basically a retread of the first one. I agree it was over the place though, some strong parts. hoping the third one does something way different.

>>205866231
yeah. i wonder if her killing herself in front of the crowd infected the whole crowd, making for a pretty insane sequel.
i like the part when her crazy fan appears in her flat, butt naked at the end of the hallway there were some pretty spooky moments

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>>205866492
hopefully, I want zombie apocalypse smile.
the opening was good, same with webm related bit.

Any interesting horror movie related videos on Jewtube? Like documentaries or something?

>>205863147
Simp

>>205860155
Alright, I finished it.
It was okay, but very overrated. I would rate it higher if it were a low-budget, straight-to-video movie, but I expect more from something so mainstream, playing in theaters everywhere.
Like many modern movies I've noticed, there isn't much new to offer. It just combines a bunch of things ripped off from older movies. I could forgive that if it were just some indie director making a love-letter movie, but as a large production, I expect it to offer something new and original.

The story itself felt to me like something you'd find in an anthology horror, except they managed to take it and drag it out to nearly 2 and a half hours. Nothing about the movie required that length. The acting performances weren't great, the script itself was weak. The cinematography was pretty good actually, but it was good because they aped the hell out of Stanley Kubrick.

I enjoyed the movie but I still fear the future of the genre if this kind of thing is the best they can offer

>>205868410
>Stanley Kubrick
wow, you are stupid

>>205865138
I just got back from seeing it.
The pop music and the dance rehearsals were cool, she's convincingly like Britney Spears. The regular horror music was freaky and effective too, like the first movie.
I predicted the ending as soon as I realized she was a pop star in the trailer.
I'm not sure what parts of the movie were even real. I guess she didn't kill her mom, and that Morris guy was fake but did she really fuck up that fundraiser speech? You'd think the news / tabloids would be all over that. How did she even get in a position to perform at the end if she was that insane? Was it just controlling her in the dressing room?
Overall I liked it, I wonder if it multiplied into a million people as new hosts at the end

>>205868496
Go on, I'm listening

>>205868511
good

>>205868286
no but I did just find a set of horror themed segments on a canadian comedy show SCTV. they star John Candy, I might even save em for next halloween.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQUOXwtm_ca0qqBUMQKQhgpq221XO3hij

>>205868535
Was there nothing to that response then?

>>205868568
you'd have to be really fucking retarded to think it has anything to do with kubrick
like if it's the only hollywood guy you know of

>>205868508
wouldn't surprise me if it reproduces into a few of them. kind of like how plants or whatnot split once they grow enough and detect they've got enough energy to reproduce. like a handful of heads splitting off.

>>205868633
Anon, the movie had shots straight out of The Shining and even used the music from Alfred Hitchcock's Vertigo. The movie is built on "the only Hollywood guys you know of."

>>205868815
you fucking troglodyte it's not aping off their movies it's capturing a specific era of film making to add to the underlying theme of the movie
and that's why you're a retard

>>205869033
In other words, I was right and you're an idiot, and this has made you upset

>>205869033
>it's not aping Kubrick, it's just aping the era that Kubrick worked in, using Kubrick's compositional style!

>>205869064
>>205869134
i accept your concession

>>205869213
What concession? You were wrong and you sperged out and then refused to defend yourself

>>205869250
that's the spirit

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>>205868508
>>205865138
one thing that's still up in the air is what it is. obviously a gay trauma demon is an explanation, but it could be a blob style government experiment or virus. maybe an alien.

>>205863779
H5 and 6 kick ass. Fuck the haters. Saw part 6 in theatres when it came out.
>>205868286
https://youtu.be/Dx5xnob2bas?si=XfxogpE0-2CmJzHI

>>205869374
i'm leaning more into the demonic entity thing myself like the nurse guy said because it's most likely given the ending that she never met him and that it was probably Smile talking about itself in her head

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time for some more old timey horror tonight

I watched TimeCut. I should have known better than trust Netflix. Extremely underwhelming. I would hesitate to even call it a horror movie. There was no suspense, barely any kills, no whacky twists, not a single jumpscare, no nudity, and a disappointing incel killer. There was the obligatory mixed race protagonist and gay rights b plot that had nothing to do with anything else. That movie had so much potential. It could have been Scream with time travel. Not a masterpiece by any means, but at least a solid teen slasher flick. What the hell happened? It's like no good slasher has been made since the early 2000s. Every slasher now is just heavily watered down Scream with gays and blacks

>>205857936
Then watch Sometimes They Come Back... For More!

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>>205869733
kiki wins. did you watch Totally Killer?

>>205869936
No, my trust for Amazon is even less than for Netflix. But I'm only just now realizing that Netflix stole the time travel scream idea from Amazon. I'll make it my next viewing, if you can assure me that it's actually a horror movie and not some gay drama disguised as one

Did anyone else laugh out loud when Art did the shining reference in the intro. Also what was the point of that? Who was that family?

>>205870109
It's more of a comedy with slasher elements. I watched totally killer and liked it. After totally killer I tried to watch time cut and dropped it, so I think it's way better than the one you watched.

>>205869548
What do you think of the H6 Producer's Cut? Which cut do you prefer?
Also how do you feel about all the movies after 6?

>>205870189
I loved at a bunch of the gags. I'm guessing since he was in the santa outfit, it's out of order and was part of his antics after he awoke?

>>205870109
yes it's a surprisingly fun slasher, I think it will be what you expected Time Cut to actually be.

>>205870432
Oh right I didnt catch that. Very confusing time skipping if that's the case

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>>205869250
don't worry about le schizo christcuck concessionfag, he's just gay for jesus lol.

>>205870255
>>205870482
Alright I'll watch jt next chance I get. I'm a lot more busy these days so I can't get drunk in the gargage and watch horror flicks as much as I used to. I'm really mad that I wasted a whole night on TimeCut

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You guys ready for 11 mickey mouse horror films?

>>205858962

Sounds good, I know few things in this world as terrifying as raelistic spange bob

>>205872504
not gonna watch a single one of them

>>205872504
>Mickey Mouse
>2Mickeys 2Mouses
>Mickey Mouse 3D
>Mick4y: In Space
>Mickey Mouse: ReVelations
>Mickey Mouse 666: Judgement
>Mickey Mouse vs Winnie the Pooh
>Mickey

>>205872504
AND THEY DONT STOP COMING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Iqr0L4bUms

>>205872504

How much money could you get by making a completely shit film, where you just point your camera out of window for 2 hours and call it something like mickey mouse amityville 3d? I bet you could make some money by using the name only.

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>>205872694
>Mickey Mouse vs Winnie the Pooh
You can expect several of them to cash in on similarity when the Poohniverse avengers film comes out. I have a feeling the Mouse will be the main villain in that.

>>205872504
>The Mouse Trap
>2.4/10
I watched it and it's not that bad. It's a solid 3.5/10, probably could go a little higher if you have some buddies with you to make fun of it during the watch.

>Winnie the Pooh
>Mickey Mouse
>Also Bambi and Popeye soon
Are "Cartoon characters....but LE EVIL!" going to be the trend of the 2020s, like how the 2010s had ghosts, the 2000s had torture porn, etc?

I like watching good movies, unlike some of you

>>205872938
Oh yeah? Name a single good movie, chuddie. You can't.

>>205872915
2030s will get more insane if the big companies don't get the laws changed.

>>205872957
Rosemary's Baby

>>205872915
it's just low budget slop, piss in an increasing ocean of piss.

>>205872983
What is even the purpose of them being made? They get shit reviews, and they seemingly don't make much money

>>205872973
Immaculate was better

>>205873030
Everyone wants to be a film director probably a way to get your foot in the door/work experience. No clue who'd be funding them though.

>>205873118
Lmao

>>205873030
it took 8 days to film The Mouse Trap. no clue on the budget (wouldn't believe anything online) but I guess financiers have a rough idea and the whole flouting disney thing is free marketing.

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>>205872770
>>205872983
>>205873030
>>205873152
The first Blood and Honey film had a budget of $100,000 and made back $5,000,000. So a decent chunk. Honestly it's not to different from the Blumhouse model, just throw tiny budgets around and all you really need is for one or two to actually be even partial hits and you'll both pay back all the films you financed and make some pretty bank too.

>>205872915
You've got the following horror films coming out in 2025-2026:
>Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare
>Bambi: The Reckoning
>Pinocchio: Unstrung
>Poohniverse: Monsters Assemble
>Blood and Honey 3
>Awakening Sleeping Beauty
>Snow White Returns
And that's just in the Poohniverse. You've also got:
>the 11 Mickey Mouse films mentioned earlier
>Piglet's Return
>Popeye
>Shiver Me Timbers (the other Popeye horror film)
>Hook
It's like the Amityville franchise of like 100 films of slop, but now it's public domain cartoon characters that far more people are going to watch due to brand recognisability.

>>205873118
it was bustier

>>205873227
true. sounds like investing in tech startups, blows my mind how much money is wasted on retarded ideas but only need one winner.

>>205870285
I thought the PC was a better version of the movie desu. I enjoyed the 2018 remake, Kills is decent. I saw H2O in theatres too, but that one is real dated and hasn't held up. Good for nastalgia though.

>>205872915
you're forgetting one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1dfTzpfXdo

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VOTE FOR 3 ALIEN, PREDATOR OR TERMINATOR PROJECTS YOU MOST WANT!

https://strawpoll.com/BDyNzDvOkyR/

>>205873375
I put all my points into making Prey 2 not happen

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I finished "Night has a Thousand Eyes" 1948. can't remember if it got recommended here but wikipedia said it was "film noir horror" but it's really just straight up film noir really. good for what it was though.

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>>205873525
Gail Russell is always kino

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>>205862104

First time I realize that the beer is Killer, not Miller

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>>205873632
she was a real dame that's for sure. I'll have to watch The Uninvited next.

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>still no release date

>>205873375
next time add the option of not choosing anything

>>205873459
Why?
Badlands is from the Prey director.

>>205874249
Fuck you.

>>205874278
because Prey was insulting cgi capeshit

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Post your /hor/ shirts

Halloween (original)
Halloween II (original)
Halloween (2018)
Halloween Kills

Any of the other ones worth it? The one with LL Cool J?

>>205874864
I used to have a sweet Hellraiser shirt but I lost it.

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>>205875098
Halloween III is a good Sci-Fi/Horror film, but it's "Halloween" in name only, it has no Michael Myers.
Halloween 4 is very good
Halloween 5 is good if you like 4, if not, skip it. It does get more absurd though
Halloween 6 (Curse of Michael Myers) gets even more strange, as it features a Satanic cult, and also implies Michael raped his niece (in the producer's cut), but I really like this one. It ties directly into 4 and 5, so if you enjoy those, you might want to watch it. The theatrical cut is very absurd but removes some of the cult shit, the producer's cut is more toned done but features more cult shit. I recommend seeing both cuts, as they are almost different movies. The Producer's Cut is generally preferred by fans.

H20 (LL Cool J one) is a mediocre Scream clone, and the score is horrible. It also reboots the franchise by ignoring everything after II (original)
Resurrection is insanely bad, it features Busta Ryhmes kung fu kicking Michael out a window
The Rob Zombie ones are 2edgy4me. You should be able to decide if they're worth watching by seeing this webm I posted here, which is one of the first scenes in Halloween (2007), and no, it's not just one scene. All of that film, and all of its sequel, are like that.

>>205875481
That was about my impression reading about them. I liked all the ones I listed. First two of the last trilogy were surprisingly good, especially Halloween Kills. Halloween Ends was terrible

Thanks

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>>205875638
the only ones worth watching are the Rob Zombie remakes, the originals are dated and from H20 onwards they're garbage and you can thank Jamie Lee Curtis for that.

>>205875733
>Jamie Lee Curtis
What did she do?

>>205875638
I preferred Ends over Kills.

>>205875733
>the only ones worth watching are the Rob Zombie remakes
I guess if you like annoying dirty rednecks screaming fuck at each other for 2 hours straight.

>>205875733
>implying the Rob "Fucking" Zombie remakes are better than the original
b8
Even if you like those, saying they're better than the original is retarded. I'd rather watch a film featuring Donald Pleasence and a great John Carpenter score, than watch a film where retards scream such well written lines as "I'll crawl over there and skull fuck the shit outta you!" at each other for 2 hours

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>>205875783
pic related tell you everything you need to know.

>>205875865
>screaming fuck at each other for 2 hours straight
yeah that's all it it is, isn't it you retard lol

>>205875948
i bet you jerk off while you watch the originals, don't you faggot?
couldn't wait for me to reply to your first post because you're sperging out lol.

>>205876009
>Gets angry
>Starts thinking about cocks and jerking off
This is your mind on Rob Zombie.
The original has a better score and script, it has better acting, it has better cinematography, it's better in every single way. The only thing Rob's do better is not featuring Jamie Lee Curtis.

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>>205875098
>>205875481
>>205875638
Watch them all.

H1
> Great to Strongly Great

H2 = H4
> Great (both my favorites & top fav slashers in general)

2018
> Very Good

H6 (producer's cut)
> Very Good

H3
> Good

Kills
> Decent to Good-ish

Nightdance (comic)
> Decent (bleak mean spirited ending keeps it from being higher)

H5
> Decent

H20
> Decent

Ends
> Ok / Meh to Decent-ish

Zombie's H2 (09)
> Ok / Meh

Zombie's H1 (07)
> Ok / Meh

3 issue series from Chaos Comics
> Ok / Meh

H6 (theatrical)
> Poor

HR
> Bad (but slightly underrated)

>>205876119
>thinks i'm angry
>thinks we can't see him jerking off to dated horror slop.
no the originals aren't better, Rob did them justice and even more so after seeing the last trilogy of complete and utter dog shit.

>>205876247
>>thinks we can't see him jerking off to dated horror slop.
If you randomly imagine men jerking off while posting on 4chan, you might be a faggot
>Rob did them justice
Rob turned the original into a generic early 2000s slasher film remake, it's just like every other remake from that era, and unironically quite dated now, which you accuse the original of being. It also made Michael less mysterious and gave him the worlds most generic serial killer backstory ever (muh trashy abusive parents)
The second film was some strange experimental shit. The entire "white horse" shit was forced and only added as Rob feels the need to include his wife (who can't act) in every film. The best part unironically is the intro, which is copying the original sequel. The rest of the film is Laurie crying and bitching about "muh trauma" as a homeless man who see's ghosts kills people.

>>205876440
>>205876440
you couldn't stop jerking off to dated horror slop if you tried faggot, that's why you're here and not over at plebbit.
i didn't need a rundown about Rob's remakes, i've seen them sweetheart, but you go ahead and keep creaming yourself over the classics which some of us have seen a billion times and were glad when Rob came along with his version which was an awful look into Michael and his fucked up family.

>>205876731
>Doesn't even deny anything I said
>Can't make any counter arguments for why Rob's films are better, as he's too busy ranting about "jerking off" and "creaming"
I'd like to see somebody actually trying explaining how Rob's remake is better than the original.
Giving us a look into Michael's "fucked up family" was not a good idea. This ruins the entire concept of Michael Myers. The entire reason why Michael was disturbing was because he was from a classy white family and snapped for no apparent reason. He was pure evil.
Rob didn't just fuck up by giving him a backstory, he fucked up by the backstory he gave him too. He gave him the most fucking generic serial killer backstory ever. "Hurr durr his parents wuz all abusive and trashy n shieet", that's the most creative thing he could imagine? I guess so, as not only did he make Michael and his family a bunch of rednecks, but every film he makes is about, or features, rednecks. This man cannot think of a single character besides "redneck who wuz be swearin' and killin' yall niggas n shieet"

>>205858866
Based Gill-man

>>205875733
>dated
Saying movies from the late 70s or the 80s are "dated" is absurd. Those are films from the modern era, the 80s weren't the 1920s lmao.
Unless you really can't tolerate a movie without CGI or Netflix-tier shitty digital cameras.

>>205872504
>mickey mouse goes to gaza strip
Jesus, that's scary.

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cute feet

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I watched all the Prom Night films recently.
The first four are unbridled kino.
The remake sucks however.

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Been watching a lot of indie horror movies lately.

The good:
2LDK (2003)
Chained (2012)
In Order of Disappearance (2014)
Julia's Eyes (2010)
Noroi (2005)

The bad:
R.O.T.O.R (1987)
Stay (2005)
The Radleys (2024)

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>>205857512
Something like granny JLC is for me intellectual counterfeit money when compared to present-day Barbara Crampton, Felissa Rose, and Jessica Harper.

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>>205877071
>>205877229
nice blog faggot.
you can shit on Rob's movies all you want, just like I can shit on the very outdated and shitty nu soi remakes all i like.
Your reasoning about the original movies is such a plebbit take,
>OMG he was from classy white family and he still was le ebil & so disturbing!!!!
keep writing diatribes whilst jerking off to Donald Pleasance and John Carpenter and i'll see you tomorrow lol.

>>205878381
>anon calls you a retard for talking nonstop about jerking off
>you respond by talking about him jerking off
Being gay and having autism is a dangerous combination.

>>205878513
Cock Lodge is a self-admitted homosexual. He literally can’t stop sucking dick and reciting bible verses.

>>205878544
>hates john carpenter
>is an actual homosexual
It checks out.

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>>205878381
>Still cannot refute a single thing I said
>Still cannot come up with any reasons why the remakes are better
Here's what I think, anon
You are shitting on the originals and praising the generic remakes either because you know it will let you gain (You)s, or you're just an edgy teenager who likes Rob's more they're more edgy, and because it would be the "contrarian" thing to do.
For one, if you didn't even like the original, why have you seemingly seen every sequel and remake? Secondly, if you truly liked these films, you would be able to actually defend them, meanwhile you're entire argument right now is "da original wuz dated or some shit nigga also we wuz jerkin' off n shieet".

>>205878190
2LDK is ridiculously good given it only took a week to make, and it covers many genres. The director also did 12 Suicidal Teens, which is a good mystery-drama.

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>came out weeks ago on streaming services
>still no torrent

watching deadstream for the gorillionth time again

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>>205879676

>>205878649

I will have to find that, since 2LDK was easily the best of the bunch. Thanks anon

Watched Puppet Master for the first time. Didn't like it that much, especially compared to some of the other Full Moon movies I've seen. Are any of the sequels better?

>>205880276
yes and no
many of them have setups with no payoffs
it peaks with 3, 4 and 5 but theyre not tied except for 4 and 5 which are basically 1 big movie but split in two
the rest are forgettable

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>>205877921

>>205880276

Puppet Master II was the best one. Still, not what you would call a good movie.

>>205879771
she's so cute :(

>>205859591
First time I felt my vote actually counts

>>205880276
I only watched Littlest Reich, but I really enjoyed it.
And hey, Barbara Crampton.

>>205873632
>>205873695
One of the best from back then, real sad life though, had such intense anxiety and social phobia she self-medicated with alcohol and became a turbo alcoholic.

>>205864679
Nice, I was the one that suggested it >>205796121

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>>205881063
Super cute.

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>>205881914

>>205881914
>seething fat bitch in the chat
Lmao, great movie.

about to fire creep tapes soon. Will report in this thread or the next one

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>>205873375
>Predator: Badlands Will Have The Predator As Its Hero: ‘The Creature Is Front And Centre’

>>205879906
I'ma need the title asap chief

>>205857130
Still better than Jason Goes to Hell

>>205878163
>The remake sucks however.
It's weak but it is redeemed somewhat by having a great final girl and based Idris Elba.

>>205882907
the movie after that with have the Predator running for president and raising hybrid kids in a suburb

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>nice warm colors
>believable acting
>wmif pairing
>lots of tummies and visible nipples through clothing
>the one token black guy is an addlepated buffoon
not a horror picture by any means, more of a rom-com, but it wasn't bad
only really negative was that the monster make up was kinda ass, looked more like a hobo than a beast

>>205882542
>>205882542
I finally got around to watching both of these movies. The monster design was actually great. Surprised

>>205883666
Melissa Barrera is Mexican not Indian

>>205884040
meant interracial not indian

>>205883666

Based Satan

I watched that too. The beast was just her own anger, which is why she was surprised she killed that guy at the end before her big number.

>>205884060
White male interracial female? That makes no sense.

>>205883666
I'm calling the cops.

>>205863779
Even more unpopular opinion is that Halloween movies are dogshit. Your villian isn't scary if he can't kill two kids and a baby sitter.

>>205885096
meaning a person not of the same race as the male

>>205885091
i picked up on that as well, the way the audience reacted was a nice cherry on top

>>205882907
>in 2024 we make normal people evil
>in 2024 we make monsters who hunt humans for sport good
what do you call this kind of nupostmodernism

>>205886653
it's called fuck off you retard

"nupostmodernism"... get real

>>205879906
kinoe
>>205882985
Tomie 1999. slow but worth it if you like j-horror.

>>205881914
>She's so thin. Hate her
kek

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>>205887236
LOL just noticed that

>>205882907
new frontiers of dead horse beating

>>205882542
what is this?

>>205882907
It wouldn't be the first time. Alien vs Predator has the Predators as the good guys working alongside the humans and protecting them from the Xenomorphs.

>>205888359
slime 2

>>205888416
They should do Alien or Predator vs Jason X/Uber Jason

>>205888416
Not really, the only one who gave a shit about a human was Scar because she showed her worth as a hunter to him.

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finally something good

>>205889878
Looks kino.

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start watching this

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watching Black Christmas

>>205857130
Watched The Antichrist last night. It was alright though the first 40 minutes were boring, as the wife character is annoying
Sex scenes were really hot though, almost made me lose nnn

Whatever the case, 20th Century Studios finally need to show a female Predator on the big screen; those cowards.

>>205890137
I just came across Margot Kidder's bush less than a minute ago, and now here she is as soon as I open /hor/

spooky

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It warms my heart when Clint Howard randomly appears in any movie I'm watching.

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Why didn't more /hor/ have Reggie just belting one out? Wasted opportunity imo.

>>205891301
>I just came across Margot Kidder's bush
Nice

I watched a lot of good ones recently...

Oddity
The Hitcher
Lord of Illusions
7 Boxes
Corpse Mania

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>>205891301
>mfw

Watching Significant Other. What a cool modern B-horror, certainly a step above all the late 20th cent. slasher crap that gets peddled ITT.

>>205892275
Same

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Can we talk about Danielle Harris now?

>>205897295
What about her? That she's very short?

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>>205883666
they did it better

>girl's childhood memories of a dysfunctional home defeat omnipotent worm monster from outta space
Alright, this leaned very heavily into the 'emotional trauma is the real horror' A24 approach, but you know what, it looked really good, unlike some ASS-SUCK slasher from 1982 where some rando chick shows her tits so you can post her face on here like anybody cares in an age of porn.

>>205898577
What movie

>>205898906
>>205896214

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>>205897295
I prefer cute & funny Danielle

>>205890137
Might rewatch it this year.

>>205898577
>girl's childhood memories of a dysfunctional home defeat omnipotent worm monster from outta space
faust: love of the damned?

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is this any good?

>>205899846
I would also like to know. Saw it listed yesterday.

>>205899846
>Christmas horror
It better be, I need new Christmas movies to watch in December. I've seen almost all the good ones.

>>205900142
>I've seen almost all the good ones.
Now you gotta list them buddy

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gonna watch this made for TV lovecraft movie that's apparently really good and on youtube in it's entirety fo tnite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54B-i0Z0nmI

>>205900470
I meant Christmas movies in general. The only Christmas horror I watch every year in December is Black Christmas.

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>>205862638
I liked it. Pic related took my breath too

>>205898049
this show was so comfy

>>205862638
will probably watch it this week

>>205898049
god linda hamilton was something else, unbelievable how cameron could cheat on her

>>205900948
> unbelievable how cameron could cheat on her
Every girl has a guy tired of fucking her

>>205900948
> god linda hamilton was something else
Simp. Cuck. Beta.

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>>205878163
Based
>>205881014
This
>>205890034
KINO
>>205890137
very good
>>205892275
dude rules
>>205874864

>>205900948
Seriously. How pathetic does a person have to be think this and think it’s a good idea to type it out. lol.

Is there any genuinely scary horror movie? I don't care if it's good or bad, I just want 'em creeps.

>>205901927
Average men are like this. Go read social media comments and YouTube comments. Then you know how woke content easily took over Hollywood.

>>205872504
All in the same fucking year? This has got to be another attempt to brainwash the normies into believing some agenda by the juice

Because I'm not a literal homosexual, I absolutely have in the past, and will in the future, remark that a Hollywood actress is beautiful.

>>205901698
>>205901927
>>205902059
>Russia plays both sides -- on gender, race, and religion
>The brilliance of the Russian influence campaign is that it convinces Americans to attack each other, worsening both misandry and misogyny, mutual racial hatred, and extreme antisemitism and Islamophobia. In short, it's not just an effort to boost the right wing; it's an effort to radicalize everybody.
>Russia uses its trolling networks to aggressively attack men.

>>205902407

Complimenting women is gay

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>>205897295
Is her podcast with her Halloween co-star good?

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>>205892838
Love Reggie and love Phantasm

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Ok so why did this movie scare me so bad?
>30+ years of watching spooky shit
>can't remember the last movie that genuinely scared me
>totally shook by a found footage movie
>in 2024
>watched during the daytime
For reals, I've been afraid to go downstairs in my old farm house. It doesn't help that my basement steps look like the ones in the film and I have to go past them at night to smoke my pipe.

>>205887183
late reply but thanks

>>205903289
>Two holes giggling and skirting around
What do you think

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>>205903841
>Fer reals, I'm mighty scared to head down them stairs in mah ol' farmhouse. Ain't helpin' none that them basement steps look just like the ones from that ol' scary movie, and I gotta saunter past 'em at night to puff on mah pipe.

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Who else hyped for the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon?

Just watched Deadstream (2022). pretty gud

>>205905226
I fell asleep in the middle of it earlier today so I haven't caught the end yet. Thought it was decent but pretty low effort.

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>>205904636
I'm a leaf ok...

>>205904636
>>205905337
Laughed for real with both these posts.

>>205902686
>Complimenting women is gay
Yeah. And simp cuck and beta. Girls have been hearing "omg youre so pretty since like age 7."
Imagine complimenting a girl just like every other betamale.

>>205900568
>Black Christmas
God that movie is so fucking good.
The atmosphere is impeccable.

>>205905703
That's why you need to nag them, like an actual gay man, that's how you get them, if they ask you "how's my hair?", you answer "not as bad as that dress", they'll immediately want to have sex with you.

>>205904636
kek poor farmanon

>>205905703
>Imagine complimenting a girl just like every other betamale
Bro, you do know 90% of the male population consists of low value betamales right?

>>205905813
In younger social circles with cool boys, the boys neg the girls a lot and the girls love it. Lots of teasing and shit. Thing is, and it is hilarious, the older a girl gets, the less teasing she can take cause she is not longer attractive. You can only tease young and still attractive girls. As soon as the girl shows signs of aging, the teasing feels more like insults to her lmfao

>>205905813
>like an actual gay man
Gay men are outcome independent. 90% of males are outcome dependent. Scared to lose her, scared to say the wrong thing, scared she ditches him, so their whole relationship with a girl is very one-side. It is hilarious cause THIS is how 90% of relationships are. Whethere the man is married to her or dating, majority of men are simping/cucking indirectly if not directly. Life is garbage for 90% of men.

>>205906052
kek you scared the simps away

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>>205905552
>>205905858
Everybody picking on me but this is what I have to look at to have a toke. It's hard to see but there is a wheelbarrow beside the picnic table. First night, the split second the light came on, I thought it was someone crouched down beside the table.

>>205907196
Just get an eye patch so you're not suddenly blind in the dark, have you learnt nothing from zombie pirates?

>>205907251
Thanks for the tip. I'll borrow my wife's.
And this is what I turn around to go back inside to.

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>>205907566
fuck I fucked it up. I really am a hick

>>205907566
>I'll borrow my wife's
I”ll borrow my wife’s boyfriend’s**

Holy shit, Linda Hamilton posts in /hor/ threads???

>>205908080
He doesn't need one. That jigaboo is hard enough to see in the dark.

>>205906899
More like you scared away any discussion professing your weird obsession with the wall.

>>205908431
You replied to the wrong post

>>205908153
No, but her simps do

>>205868410
>could've been an anthology segment
>2.5 hours long
You've convinced me to never watch it. Horror movies have no business being that long to begin with

>>205909495
That guy obviously has a bias against modern movies, why would you listen to him?

>>205870189
Yea, terrifier really doesn't need the completely unrelated scenes to show gore. I like that aspect of the movie, but trimming terrifier movies down to 90 minutes would make them better overall, even if it resulted in less edge. 2 &3 just feel like you could easily trim 20-30 minutes each, without affecting anything

>>205870189
He smashed the door for two reasons. Scare the mother even more and look at her through the door when she discovered her puzzled child.
For us, it was just a coold nod to Shining. I also liked the Savini cameo, you can tell Leone respect the art of practical effects.

The Exorcist is completely mogged by other classic 70s horror films

>>205909524
I've already heard it was too "comedic," it just sounds like a waste of 150 minutes

>>205909321
No, I was reacting to the guy who said something like "guys who compliment girls" in the conversation about one guy among a group of other guys on 4chan make an objective remark about Linda Hamilton's beauty. Because either Linda Hamilton has to be here to receive the compliment or that guy requires an unrelated tangent to back up some retarded remark he made deriding normal men in the course of their natural duties as surveyors and appraisers of beautiful things. Or he's just a bitter faggot.

>>205909808
And which are those? I never watched the exorcist all the way through until a couple years ago because the beginning seemed boring, but it's actually very good

>>205909906
Cringe, why are you writing a page about this

>>205909906
>deriding normal men in the course of their natural duties as surveyors and appraisers of beautiful things.
You do know the "norm" meaning 90% of men are low value betamales right? The norm for the average person is also working a job and retiring not rich too, you know that right? Being the norm, is never a good thing.

>>205909906
>>205909968
Oh this makes sense. I just remembered you're the fag obsessed with that shit movie blackcoats daughter lol

>>205909906
>their natural duties as surveyors and appraisers of beautiful things.
kek, spoken like an average male lol.
You think those millionaires and billionaires view women like this? They just view girls are things that can be bought and paid for?

>>205910027
I don’t even find Linda Hamilton attractive but come on bro, just admit you’re gay.

>>205909878
Oh okay if you aren't into dark comedies then yeah it probably isn't for you. I loved it though, and I thought it justified it's runtime.

Lol the upsetness meter just went through the roof.

>>205910219
You're clearly a reddit fag. No one cares that much about your opinion, even though you think you need a little nametag to post here. The fact you always post generalized things like this anytime someone goes after you shows how much of a tranny you are

>>205910219
Not upset, but it gives you a glimpse how those at the top view those at the bottom, or at least those that are the majority.

>>205909906
Or you are just poor and not in the top 10% so you have to view girls as people instead of objects that can be bought and paid for.

Holy fuck, at least half the thread is just Pissman samefagging.

>>205909925
The Wicker Man
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Halloween
Dawn Of The Dead
Black Christmas
Suspiria
Carrie

>>205909906
>Linda Hamilton's beauty.
Female beauty is an illusion.
Holy fuck

>>205910675
You're comparing apples to oranges. None of those are even similar movies. It's like some marvel fag comparing his movies to Predator because they're both "action" movies

>>205910219
You really pissed him off tonight.

>>205910758
>None of those are even similar movies.
They’re similar in that they’re all better than The Exorcist.

>>205910219
No one is upset, the only person that should be upset are the simp cucks and betas because they simp for actresses rich men pay to fuck like objects and throw out like garbage

>>205910881
The nigger
>>205910945
Has a point though. Celebrity worship is pathetic

idgaf what y'all think you'd do but i'd videodrome myself for debbie harry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_WLw_0DFQQ

>>205911009
>Celebrity worship is pathetic
Like keeping those thoughts to yourself is fine, I am sure all men look at a girl and sometimes think "ohh pretty." (female beauty is an illusion) But to type out those thoughts with
>omggg who would cheat on herrr she is so perfect
is pure simp/betaness. The sad thing is, these are grown ass men.
The constant simping in here, sometimes ironic, but most of time now (check social media comments and youtube) really shows how pathetic the bottom percentage of men are.

>>205911009
We don't need 10 paragraphs of gay jeetspeak ranting about it in the horror movie general.

>>205911147
I agree with you. We also don't need faggots posting some bitch non stop. It's equally annoying. I remember when that one dipshit would post the tiger nell cunt a hundred times a day

>>205911147
We don’t need endless generals of simping

>>205911257
That guy spamming this jeetspeak shit right now is also the one that spams thaf Nell bitch.

Is there some reason why Amazon Prime and Shudder now have plenty of Japanese Horror films on their catalog now? Are they cheap to get the rights to stream now, or has there been a resurgence that I'm not aware of?

NEW

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>>205911478

>>205911478

>>205911391
Try asking in the new thread, this one is full of too much spam.