Counterfeit Canines editionPrevious >>214698702
>>214709906
Is it /hor/?
>>214709930cujo not /hor/>>214709934not /hor/
>>214709930what the dog doin?
I have no pumpkin and I must carve
>>214709981the pumpkins, they scream for mutilation
M3gan!
>>214710014M3gan the sex? M3gan the FOOL!
>>214710032Do you know how the Pumpkins first came into being? They were seeds once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. Now... perfected. My terrifying Pumpkin-Hai. Whom do you serve?>HALLOWEEN!
>>214709934Of course not.
>>214710081>My terrifying Pumpkin-Hai
>>214709913>>214709915gathering the large data would be relatively easy, but im curious about the possibility to get an idea for /hor/s top 31 horror films or something like that.
>>214710121Oh true. Maybe polls like that poll-anon does. With like 100 films, and you get to pick 10. One poll a day. You could get one round in a month for a first bracket, still might take like 2 months depending on the other brackets.
>>214710032>>214710081>>214710119The only thread on this board worth sticking around for
spooky season threads are starting to pop up around the place>>>/x/41126046>>>/toy/11558772>>>/toy/11569470>>>/toy/11557376>>>/wsg/5965536
>>214710267it's almost spooktober!
>>214710119anyone know how what the Pumpkinhead sequels are like?also, going to watch Together
>>214710868>yet another day of waking up with no vampire gf>yet another day of waking up with vampires not even being realIt's not fucking fair, blehbros.
>>214711076I remember renting 3 and 4 years ago. 3 had the stronger plot, but bad CGI. Both were... watchable, I guess.
>>214711225best I can do is a goth gf mildly turned on when you get hurt
Vampire cops film coming up in Jan. >Defang the policeNot the best sign. But it stars Justin Long.
>>214709934Casper 30th anniversary this year
these Q videos are making the rounds lately, despite coming out years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKVq82u_JDc
>>214711575Q predicted this
wake up /hor/a obscure PS2 horror game just got a translation and restored online multiplayer functionalityhttps://jeremydecola.github.io/Mystic-Nights-Archive/
>>214711732thanks anon. i will play this on my fat PS2
>>214711732now this is character design
>>214698845>Fool's Fire (Hop Frog)https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C8lqzIz-dNE&pp=ygUKZm9vbHMgZmlyZQ%3D%3D
>>214712467Kino
>>214709906Katee sackhoff is is horror now
>>214711076Pumpkinhead 2 is a more traditional slasher and it has uncensored tits, 3 and 4 try to be a direct sequel to the first but the budget is too low and the CGI looks like shit so the titular creature barely shows up
>>214712971>>214712985Terrifying.
First half, probably a 7.5/10, latter half probably a 4/10. Overall, it was alright, though it's just a obvious pastiche of a couple different movies, namely Incantation and the works of Koji Shiraishi.
>>214711225>vampires not even being real>he doesn't have a blood demon
>>214714431>obvious pastiche of a couple different movies, namely Incantation and the works of Koji Shiraishi.I think you need to watch more movies
>>214714565I'm right, anon, can you suggest something it resembles more closely in its structure and gimmicks?
>>214714585Almost any FF, directly though Caviar or Butterfly Kisses
>tfw have to phone post because of some humorless tranny jannyThis sucks. Won't really be able to do much from my phone. How the fuck do people do this?
>>214714431Looks ridiculous ngl
>>214714680Braindead mods keep banning the wrong posters.
>>214714680skill issue on both accounts
>>214712985
>>214711346Zogslop
>>214711346>Not the best signWhy is that not the best sign?
>>214710868What's this from and is it good?
Spook
>>214716053Leftist slang that suggests terrible political commentary from hack writers will be prominent
>>214709945How the fuck is Cujo not horror?
>>214717716That's the resident not-/hor spammer. He just wants attention
>>214709930>>214711346>tfw a cop shot my neighbor's dog a few weeks agoold dog, 5 or 6 shots, wrong housegreat stuff
Anyone seen the spooky movie JackO?
>>214718261Seen it and own an autographed Blu-Ray.
>>214718644I haven't seen it since I was a child, doesn't someone get brutally electrocuted in it?
>>214718261Yes>>214718799Yes
>>214718261>>214718644Is this a Quigley kino?
>>214717716cujo /thriller/ not /hor/
>>214719161Thriller doesn't exist. Every movie called a thriller is either a horror or a Noir, or crime if it's in color.
>>214718923It's pretty kino
>>214709997It's their fetish.
>>214719456>>214719161Are Silence of the Lambs and Hannibal /hor/? They seem more grizzly than a typical crime thriller
>>214719456>Noir, or crime if it's in color.film noir comes from Série noire, a book imprint for detective fiction, like giallo films comes from Mondadori giallo
>>214719984Okay, so?
>>214719861Please do not respond to the "not /hor/" autist. He is retarded, and he literally never leaves this General.
>>214720016so Leave Her to Heaven (1945) is shot in Technicolor
>>214720091> He is retarded, and he literally never leaves this General.He is all of us
>When a fearless teenage girl stumbles upon a mysterious alien crash-landed in the desert near her home, she discovers that it’s not the kind of extraterrestrial she expected—it’s powerful, unpredictable, and on the run. As government agents close in, she must protect her new otherworldly friend while uncovering a secret that could change the fate of both their worlds.>Features Lulu Wilson from the Becky movies.PG-13 so I'm not expecting a lot of blood 'n guts
Choose your fighter
>>214720687>Henson company created the alienProbable kino but idk if you're getting hor
>>214720737>I am forgotten
>>214716125Besson's Dracula. It's decent. Enjoyed it more than Nosferatu anyway.
>>214720737I'm going for the "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me" Michael.
>>214720946RIP in piece
>>214720737New challengers appear
>>214721081
Is it that difficult to make a mask that looks like the one in the movie?
>>214721385apparently, yes
bald ass nigga myers
>>214721385I mean the majority of the movies get it wrong too so I guess the answer is yes
>>214709906what's the must watch horror list of the past year?
>>214721495topical finna kill a bitch
I already have my cauldron out and my decorations prepped. Now just have to wait until the 1st.
>>214721495He just like me fr ;_;
>>214721495roach king
https://youtu.be/GfJAFTTaqpc
>>214719861silence hannibal not /hor/silence /thriller/hannibal /drama/
>>214720946>>214721187>dresses as Michael Myers>casually walks on the road >instantly gets crushed for no reason between a police car and a truck>instantly explodes on impact>refuses to elaboratei'm thinking based
>>214720091>unable to refute truth>screams autist instead>seethings m h
>>214721619My decor is being put up on the weekend. I'm not waiting until the 1st.
>>214721996>>214721619I started decorating this past weekend. A couple of my neighbors went full blown Halloween in their front yards a couple of weeks ago so I said fuck it and joined 'em.
>>214721996>>214722089Halloween is not real. It's just a movie.
Join us>>214720952>>214720952>>214720952
>>214721966>refuses to elaborate How the fuck can he talk after being crushed and exploded?
>>214721597kek so stupid
that was really fucking creepy, and also very disgusting in partsmy phobia for mold def help intensify the experience
>>214722183wayward /thriller/not /hor/
>>214722358Cope cuck
>>214722216skill isue
>>214722357But that's an apartment not a mansion.
Any other shudderkinos worth checking out?
>>214722752ben cockell is cute
>>214722731the word they use is man-syon which is a borrowed word from english, but the meaning of mansion in corea is different than in english as in corea it means something close to a "multi-family housing" or just apartmentsit's like they had the word introduced into their language to describe something that didn't previously exist in their language only to then be distorted over time either by way of how apartments were explainedcuriously enough they also have apateu which is a borrow word meaning apartment but it's an apartment building that's much larger than the man-syon so it's literally mansion = condos apartment building and apateu = high rise apartmentsthere's also 빌라 or billa (villa) which is an apartment building smaller than a mansion
>>214723158yeah i kinda wrote this while a bit sleep deprived here
>>214721350Have you seen those new Boost mobile commercials?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeko7uKEaWYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YnqmK_F3s4
>>214722183>>214722422Kill yourself
>victim manages to knock the killer down>doesn't bash his brains in
>>214723641Most horror movies need the characters to act like complete retards to move the plot along
>>214723544Holy kek
Post horror waifus.
>>214724066
>>214723641luckily the mask means that even if you do that it's not actually him
>>214724066 >>214724335
Which horror film/franchise do you wish Bay/Platinum Dunes remade during this period?
>>214724365
>>214724335Based.
>>214723903Aka needs females
>>214724398I want a very serious and very hard R Jason movie but without stupid dumb characters.
>>214709934> Haven't you ever seen that movie kids?> No but I saw that porno with Son Doobiest
Gonna watch Char Man
>>214722357The segment with the waifu doll really creeped me out.
Gonna watch Dhar Mann
Bring back giallo. Love seeing attractive foids get killed.
thats not dogits imitationdamn that movie scared me
>>214710868what movie?
>>214709934not /hor/ but disturbing nonetheless
>>214724830Damn, Jason's mom's got it going on
>>214724383
>>214724335
>>214724885wat movie?
>>214724858>Getting your job taken by GrabowskiShould've seen it coming if you're writing schlock
>>214724903The Vampire Lovers
>>214724903Nta but Vampire Lovers (not pictured Peter Cushing)
>>214724856She looks like she ate the scream queens
>>214725134
>>214724884Nice
anyone seen a possibly european horror movie from 1970s where a squid liek monster gets in a girls vagthen makes her kill guys then last scene she either dies or something and the critter escapes into the oceanin once scnee a guy is making out with her and a littel claw comes from her vag to kinda lightly scratch the guyreally hilariouscant find title anywhere ....might be an episode in some horror tv show?I dunno
>>214724858The new trilogy also got books, Ends apparently differs pretty radically from the film.
>>214726446Baby Blood (1990)
>>214726732oh shit!!!thank you so much!
>>214724856Her boy meets world cameo.
The wind really fucked my city up today, was without power from morning until right now. What are some /hor/ about the elements being the "monster"?
>>214727007She is gross and fat. Very unattractive for a movie.
>>214727688let me do movies and rating through the roof
>>214724884was r*pe implied in this?
>>214727803Females seethe at this because the body and face always look really young and youthful. Girls lose a lot of their looks/youthfulness once they hit 20. Bodies look gross too. Even the girls with the hottest bods at 18 look bad by 21
>>214727937gay
kino
>>214727937This.
So I tried watching Southbound and after like 15 minutes the movie dumps it's characters and situation it spent building up and starts all over again with boring and unlikable characters.Then I started watching The Empty Man after quitting the Southbound and it did the same thing after 20 minutes.Both movies instantly lost me because the characters it spent trying to get me to care about and invested in are just thrown into the trash because it wants to rush the thrills and then goes into a major slump with terrible pacing.Why do so many modern horror movies do this shit?
what does /hor/ think of darkness falls?
Char Man was lots of fun, went in expecting vampire, got okay with it being char man and other suspects being documented, finally received death by clown trolling The one thing it did not deliver on where the fuck are the coffins?
>>214728876Cool horror idea, mid movie.
>>214712971always was desu
How hard is it to make a shitty movie like this and get it on imdb and streaming sites?
>>214729807It's that easy, bro
kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecIEk233UzU
>>214730308>foreword by Trey ParkerLiterally listening to early SP commentaries as I type this.
>>214724066Here's one that never gets mentioned.
Grim. Dead thread.
>>214727937>>214728317It's a cartoon.
>>214731380They would still seethe
Anyone else skip woke dei scenes?
>>214731988I black out when they come up probably
>>214720130If a film is in color it cannot be a Film Noir. The chiaroscuro cinematography, particularly of John Alton, is a part of what defines Film Noir. It's why the genre turned into generic crime when color film was popularized.
>>214731988I kind of power through it hoping the movie gets better, but it never does.
is the "Monsters" TV series from the late 80's any good?
>>214731988I don't watch movies/series that contain them to begin with.
>>214731988I skip them
>>214732166Sure you dont. Every modern movie has them.
>>214731988I watch them like the huge cuck I am
>>214732298>he thinks i watch modern movies
>>214732335>believe me I'm on a clean streak
>>214731988I love them. Sinners was amazing. Felt so horny during the whole movie.
>>214731988I drop a movie after three strikes of that stuff and if it's obvious it's going to be that overtly leftist stuff I just avoid the movie altogether.
>>214732486Yeah. 3 strikes and I also don’t watch movies with blacks on the poster. Or that middle aged roastie girlboss on the poster.
>>214731988I watch them. I am not racist. I am not a conservative.
>>214709906This is a super fun movie.
The girl from Blair Witch is really fucking annoying huh. I've actually never seen this movie before, 22 minutes in, paused to piss. I hope the witch kills her.
>>214732764I remember when Blair Witch came out and people thought it was real because they'd never seen a found footage style of movie before. The world has changed so much, we're never going to get another horror movie that can have a real effect on people and shock audiences and be a phenomenon like that
>>214732764>>214732854Blair Witch has aged horribly.
>>214732068No, it's literally after the detective fiction trendNoir/giallo/Bundy's love of DC all come from the insane popularity of detective fiction, and what makes them noir is they're dark in the same sense as dark romance fiction is dark- it's for female edgelords who love a lurid detail. It's why you have Argento remaking Screaming Mimi which also came from the trend in booksA french critic observed that the US cinema of the 40s was going through a massively popular true crime girly pop era (hence Marilyn being in the black and white Asphalt Jungle and Technicolor Niagara, both of which make the cut for the genre, both of which make her more popular by association with the edgy genre)It's why there's still detective fiction books written as noirs. It's not about being in b&w, it's about being a dark edgy detective fiction creeper
>>214733017The post-war cynicism you're talking about is a true aspect of it but something like Out of The Past, and say, The French Connection. One is obviously a Noir while the other is a generic Crime film. Even though it has a downbeat ending and the urban grit, it's still not a Noir.
>>214732764weird, i just started watching this, 2016 version
>>214733294Both were just wonderful
>>214733307i like the og version, i remember trying to watch 2016 when it came out, but only made it 20 minutes in
>>214732854>The world has changed so much, we're never going to get another horror movie that can have a real effect on people and shock audiences and be a phenomenon like thatWhat are you talking about? Literally every couple of years we get "audiences vomit and pass out at advanced screening of new horror movie" headline.
>>214733321now i remember why i turned it off in 2016
>>214733549Well, Americans shit and piss over anything
has there ever been a more insufferable faggot?
>>214733635You have us confused with Canada.
>>214732854>people thought it was real because they'd never seen a found footage style of movie before.Those people were dumb because those three were so obviously acting. >>214732911Indeed.
>>214709906Me trying to survive at work.
Are the V/H/S movies good? I just downloaded the first 3. Any to avoid?
>>214732764I wish I could go back and watch the Blair witch for the first time again. It was one of my favorite experiences in the theater. I was young enough to believe what I was seeing was real.I was 37 years old, ba dum tss
>>214732092great movie
>>214733963The first few are bangers it goes off the deep end hard though as you go along with the sequels. I do recommend watching them all though. You appreciate the good ones so much more when you see the bad ones. There’s one that’s entire bad, can’t remember I think it’s the one before the most recent.
>>214733963The one last year was the best. I cant really recommend the other movies.
>>214721996Someone in my area put up their stuff over the weekend, I was all smiles seeing it. Love fall and Halloween.
>38 Days Until Halloween
What's your opinion about Longlegs?
>>214732137I've only seen the first season, but yeah it's a very good show
>>214734074It’s almost time
>>214722752Is this actually good? If so, I should chuck it on my October list.
It really sucks that Australia doesn't celebrate Halloween much.
>10 days until Oct 3rd
>>214734227Traditions start small and grow. You should celebrate it and make it look fun and then other people will. Be a trendsetter fren.
>>214734099It is on the banned list
>Despite what the filmmakers had planned for Mike and Heather being constantly antagonistic towards each other, with Josh as mediator, it was Heather and Josh who fought almost constantly during filming. The directors found it incredibly difficult to piece together a version of the movie that felt cohesive enough for the audience to believe the storyline that Heather and Josh were actually friends who would work together on a project. Director Daniel Myrick stated in an interview that at one point in particular, Josh was quite venomous towards Heather (quote: "he was really laying into her"), and that he and co-director Eduardo Sánchez (with whom he had been observing the three from a distance, unknown to the actors), had to break the rules about not interfering to stop the argument before it escalated.I bet he called her fat lol
>>214734282Definitely.
>>214734282The 90s was a different time.
>>214734242You watched Phantom of the Paradise last year and you haven't shut up about it or stopped making that woman your whole identity since
>>214734227Get a few lawn props and put them up, IDK if pumpkins are a thing there but find one if you can.
>>214734282Nothing needs a Making of documentary more than this movie. I would love to see what they cut and see how it was filmed. It sounds so fun roleplaying a horror film.
>>214734278Okay
>>214734282Based chad putting foid in her place. No wonder the movie was so good.
This October I'm watching nothing but japanese/asian horror, give me the must watch!
>>214734282The thot patroller we need and deserve more than ever.
>>214732638Honestly, I think this is one of the best horror movies of all time. Not in the top 5, but definitely the top 100.
>>214734463Good thing we have simp patrol on /hor/
I just put on Meander on Tubi
>>214734478I love horror movies and I love isolation movies. Fits both niches.
>>214734536Keep us posted
>>214734536> A woman loses consciousness while travelling along a deserted road, waking up to find herself locked in a series of bizarre tubes filled with dangerous traps. She has no choice but to crawl forward and confront the wounds of her past trauma.Lmao
>>214734647Total Female Death
>>214732068>If a film is in color it cannot be a Film Noir lol
Octoberbros ... we're so close to winning ... B)
>>214734321I've never felt so accurately called out.
/ho/ can agree he was the best dracula right?
>>214734711STOP DOING IT
>>214734711Hideous
>>214734705I hope to God my store has pumpkin beers in by the start of October. Red wine is my back-up horror drink, but it doesn't create the same seasonal atmosphere
Another "nothing to watch" Halloween, great!
>>2147110762 is the only one worth watching. 3 is tolerable but mostly shit. 4 is complete shit.
>>214734920Those are my very most favorite beers. I quit drinking 2023.
>>214734647Watching this right now, it is not a le trauma film
>>214709930Is this real?!?
>>214721022Besson? Then I guess Dracula is a 12 year old girl and he marries her after finishing the filming
>>214734920My store gets pumpkin beer in by late August.
>>214734809>>214734888No.
>>214735054>I quit drinking 2023.For the best, really. Fortunately, there's a thousand times more non-alcoholic options for festive pumpkin spice October flavor.Unfortunately, I'm stuck in my own private trap for now
>>214734920>>214735120I dont drink much anymore. I did dig getting pumpkin beers in the past. I still have stuff from last year that cant be good at all. Chick I was seeing ghosted me at the start of Oct last year so I stayed away from booze.
Watching American Sweatshop.
>>214734274>>214734355It's getting bigger every year because the older generation are dying.
>>214735207> I still have stuff from last year that cant be good at all.You'd be surprised. If it's a darker beer, it may even improve. I've had some pumpkin stouts that I couldn't drink fresh and just left them in the pantry, next year got a hankering and tried them, and found them much easier to drink.
>>214735092
>>214735227The older generation are the ones most likely to celebrate Halloween. It's not going to be Chinese and African people celebrating a Celtic holiday
>>214735236Unfortunately they are not stouts. One is a pumpkin made by Iron City here it Pittsburgh. The other is Country Pumpkin from Ithaca NY I think. They probably skunked.
>>214735262Nah, the older generation of Australians are so anti-America it's insane.
>>214735306Aside from the israel love.
>>214735306uh based
>>214734695He's right though.
>>214721773https://vocaroo.com/1evEWztzX0j4
>>214724066same vibe. also my waifu.
>making some pasta sauce on the stove>put in a hefty scoop of pumpkin pureeA decidedly kino way to spook up Fall dinners
>>214724827Besson's Dracula. Only rip has hardcoded viking runes on it.
>Weapons prequel happening
Move over MadS, it's a single take spider moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x93ZAXnupbU
I just finished Meander. I dont get it. Can someone explain?
>>214735621Nice. Anyway, I recommend you guys to watch Meander. Visually nice film and sounds good. Its like Cube.
> Ruby wakes from a bad dream to find herself in a real life nightmare. Trapped in a basement, she can't remember who she is or how she got there, while her kidnapper tells her she will remain captive until she falls in love with him.
Tim and Eric writing a horror>Heidecker announced, “We’re actually writing a horror movie that is going to be much sicker than most people are going to want to watch.”>“We’ll see if it gets made,” the actor/comedian added.Sam lost.
Does anyone have that list of movies banned from /hor/? I'm making my watch list right now.
chucking on Taeter City. Burger was fun.
>>214735760I'll be watching all of the Dead films in October just to spite that jeet.
>>214735760Here:>Honeydew>Lowlifes>Incident in a Ghostland>Firestarter (2022)>Skinamarink>Suspiria (2018)>Black Christmas (2019)>I Saw the TV Glow>V/H/S/Beyond>It Follows>Truth or Dare>Pulse (2006)>The Exorcist: Believer>Halloween Ends>The Conjuring 3>Manos: The Hands of Fate>The Invisible Man (2020)>A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
>>214735785That list isn’t from the jeet
>>214735801This isn't the complete list. Where the hell is X and Swallow (2019)?
>>214735801The real list. I never watched Pulse 06 but I have heard it's a disaster.
>>214735760Banned movies on /hor/> Terrifier 2&3>Megan 2.0> Terrifier 4>Night of the Living Dead>Bring Her Back> Talk to Me> Midsommar> Army of Darkness> It Follows>Babadook>28 Weeks Later>Phenomena> Abigail> Hereditary>Sinners>Henry>Barbarian>Gremlins>Gremlins 2>Day of the Dead>Dawn of the Dead>Day of the Dead>Night of the Living Dead (1990)>Dawn of the Dead (2004)>The Return of the Living Dead>Return of the Living Dead Part II>Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)>A Nightmare on Elm Street series>Leprechaun series>The Fly (1986)>Nope
>>214735970There's the stinky jeet list
>>214735970Good list. Anyone who likes anything here is a soi cuck feminist manchild faggot
>>214736024Bro just dissed at least 5 boomers
>>214735989This got him ragin. He's meltin. It's 4am in Canada and he's screamin.
>>214709906Why did he do it?
>>214735970These movies are terrible
>>214735946You're right! I just added both.>>214735955Even the Brad Dourif cameo can't save it. Avoid at all costs unless you're under some sort of influence.>>214736024>>214736102You sound upset, stinky
>>214736117Well he was trying to build a flying saucer. It's kind of surprising they didn't just let him go at that point.This is another case of the good guys were actually the villains when you think about it.
>>214735970I would be embarrassed if I enjoyed these films desu.
>>214736163Give me five more autistic fake replies. Now bitch! *whipcrack*
>>214736198Easy now, we have another entire humiliation ritual (thread) ahead of us!
Any good horror movies where the monster is the protagonist? The only one I can think of is Zaat.
>>214736238The Fly (1986), approved by the horror general
>>214736238Aside from universal monsters, maybe Swamp Thing? Been ages since I've seen it.If serial killers count then there's tons: Angst, Maniac, Henry, Maniac again
>>214736222The Ginger Snap thread was funny. So many people hating on that movie.
>>214736325It's "Snaps". 4 more! *Whachaa*
>>214736238Trick r Treat, Nightbreed, Dark Night of the Scarecrow, Gamera movies after the first one, most werewolf movies
>>214734099None of the characters were likeable.
>>214731988The pointless gay sex scene in the Hellraiser remake that was obviously shoehorned in there for DEI points.
>>214736238this is actually a pretty cool idea. basically make Angst but it's a monster movie instead of a psychopath.
>>214736342>Trick r TreatThat movie sucks.
>>214736381Add Angst to the list
>>214736325True. Ginger Snaps is undeniably /hor/.
>>214736424Added
List of cunts:>NPM
>>214736464Basado
List of good cunts:>That guy who shared the Strange Harvest link
someone start a new thread or I will make one with the gayest thumbnail.
>>214736481I'll see what I got.
>>214736552>>214736552>>214736552>>214736552>>214736552>>214736552
>>214735194that's a cool looking sleeve
