20 years in 4chan, we've seen what promises are worth, how many baneposters are left? How many stay that way?
>>216274096I'm still here 4u..
>>216274096im still here in the wreckage brother
>>216274096Oldest baneposting photo I still have saved, dated 2014.
>>216274096Sunday morning. Why are you here?
>>216274628Better than being here on Friday night aye?
>20 yearsHoly shit. It’s crazy to think that baneposting came about halfway through the site’s history, and even at that point it was part of nu-4chan.
>>216274096There are semi regular bane threads on another board but I shan't tell you where because it's my sekrit club.
>>216274096Bane posting was the death of this site
>>216274096Baneposting is immortal. The Snyderverse was not and that's a good thing.
There were a lot of survivors in this plane crash. It was not so painful, after all
>>216275138Tbh 3 years after 4chan started people were already calling each other newfags
>>216276238HOTHEADS OUT
>>216274096https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlqGvf4dYNY2014-2015 was the peak of /tv/and then there was an incredibly quick nosedive into crap that (election tourists + new retarded wojaks being spammed)
>>216274096https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJroOnp7-Rg
I do feel sorry for anons that miss out on /tv/'s golden age.
>>216276238Then show me it's body.
I just dreamt last night that they were showing TDKR in theatres again for some anniversary and I started researching how to dress as CIA
>>216274659Not really
>>216274096Who else rooting for Bain Jr to be #1 draft pick https://www.espn.com/college-football/player/_/id/4870617/rueben-bain-jrHe was asked about TDKR on TV, said he is a big fan. 4U. Maybe he baneposts here
>>216274628Stayed up watching Stranger Things. Awful. Mild hungover. Too cold to go outside this week.
>>216278036>Stranger Things >In current yearEw
>>216276481I prefer this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw__B24L-70
iam the original creator of >friday night>WHY ARE YOU HEERE..i was there with every major bane posting incident. the planecrash in france. the hardy reddit ama. etc
medicine man grug, I'm CAVE
Kids who were born when baneposting started will be in high school next year
>>216274096well I have a folder don't know if that counts
Lets not stand on ceremonies here, the fire has risen and we are all initiated.Me, maimen, and 4 of U have all called it in with the agency. This posting shall commence until the end of all.
>>216279293do you have the first bane post? I lost it ages ago
alive meme
>>216279450
>>216274096Shitposts come and go, but Bane and Dubman are never forgotten
criterion collection looking good
>>216279490Reminds me of the MGS V Ground Zeroes edit, wish I had it
things were simpler back then
I was here when the leaked audio of the plane scene preview was posted.I was here when we sent CIA a birthday card.I was here when the Germanwings flight crashed.And I'm still here 4U Big Guys.
>>216279471legend 4 me
>>216279489aye
All these old memes are cathartic. A time before the board was as slow as it is.At least this board you can still shit post a little, it hasnt been ruined by moderation like many other boards
>>216274096>>216274375>>216274574https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb083yc6u18
>>216279829There's a pretty good line in TENET about crashing a plane too, I'm 100% convinced Nolan knows about the meme
>>216274096I've been here since 2006, I'm coming up on my 20th year. I don't regret it one bit
>>216279887I remember when hiroshimoot took over and the mega goodbye thread, I said I already miss moot and he replied with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30jrmzzgHLcv so many memories that have been lost forever, like tears in the rain
>>216276532https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSaCQ6m9frUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpeCo8-0tJwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg28J2dPBVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW0otG1buB8
>>216279643Why did the bosnian mercenary say aye? Does he have scottish heritage?
>>216279471>It’s about to be 14 years since this
>>216280667I am to this day convinced the pilot saw the flight plan the eerie lineup of all of it and decided their was no choice but to crash that plane with no survivors
for me, it's Smee
>>216280715it was a correction he says>it was the mosquito manCIA queries>bane?at this point CIA has confused the mosquito man with Bane so he responds>Iconfirming he is not Bane he is in fact the Mosquito Man, however CIA filled with hubris doesn't understand
Train?
>>216278932BUT MAYBE HIM IS DRAWING CAVE PICTURE IN HEAD, WHY WOULD SOME GRUG STONE A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OFF OF A MAMMOTH???
>>216274096the fire rises
File a flight plan. File two.
>>216274096Ruining Christmas is part of my plan
>>216281227Tell me about Rudolph!Why does he wear the mask too?...Lotta loyalty for a reindeer!
>>216281227SLOP?
>>216281072Good morning, Pavel, sir, I'm Intelligence>he wasn't aloneNo no no sir you don't bring friends I can not redeem these men>they're not my friends>don't worry, no charge for themI do not needful friends, why would I want these>they were trying to grab your prize; they work for the mercenary, the masked manBane, sir?>ayeokay sirs get them on plane, I will call my superior to redeem the planMy new plan says me, Kushnar, Pavel here sir, but only one of you sirs stays on the plane here. First to talk redeems the passage.Who did you scam for Pavel, sir?*bang*He did fly but no good, sir! Who will try this next?Tell me about the Bane, sir! Why is he being the masked man!? Your loyalty is grateful but you are a bastard kiraayeka sir.>Or perhaps he's wondering why one would poo outside of the looSir I am asking you just this one time sir do not interrupt my interrogation you bastard. What kind of bloody bitch are you sir.>It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is our plan.>Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.I pull off the mask, then you would do the needful, sir?>It would be extremely painfulSir, you are quite large, you would redeem?>for youSo you want to be caught, sir? That was your bastard plan?>Of coursh! Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours. We need to know what you sold him.>Nothing! I bought nothing!Well congratulations damn bitch bastard! I did indeed caught you!>Sir?Give me the needful, redeem to me the next step of your master plan sir.>Crashing this plane... with no shurvivors!No! Do not redeem! I'm in charge here! NOOO BASTARD BITCH DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEE->Stop! They expect one of us in the sewage, brother.>Have we started the stink?>Yesh. The odor rises.>Come now, doctor. Now's not the time to poo, that comes later.
>>216276562What day shall we reclaim the skies and land?
>>216281352>I do not needful friends, why would I want these>They expect one of us in the sewage, brother.
>>216274096
>>216281395HE
>>216281435BART?
>>216274096Nolan, Snyder, Mihalkov. All Siegel's Superman work accurate.
Play the song
G'DAY?
Burrell? I’m Baltimore City Council
>>216281299it would be extremely festive
>>216281435
>>216281505
>>216281808?
>>216281306Baneable offense
>>216281227how to buy 100 holiday cards like this?
>>216281186in the fireplace this christmas. comfy
>>216281227Why would somebody pack presents for all the good boys and girls before ruining Christmas?
were you here when baneposting was included in porn script?
>>216276562If this era>>216281227had this technologywe'll just have to imagine the fires
OF COURSH
alive internet theory
Eh..B-Brian? ..Bart? Eh..Bobby?
>>216281609This one's better
>>216280786>the pasta from smee’s perspective that ends with>this plan sucks
>>216280786hitler
>>216281518The budget plan I filed with the committee lists DPW, police overtime, the harbor walk here…but none for schools. First one to fund gets to stay in my administration
I miss when 4chan made oc still. We haven't had ANYTHING since Bane and Sneed.
>>216283575This site is dead. The way the mods have been giving bans lately they could use new rectuming
>>216283988>The way the mods have been giving bans lately they could use new rectumingThe problem is that the mods DON'T give out bans more often. The catalog at one time or another is dominated by people making the exact same threads that have the exact same circle jerk or those same users derailing threads by baiting retards. The mods would rather target the one fresh slightly off topic thread then the serial spammers who consistently have the same threads/samefagging over and over and over and over again and even when they do target them they don't have an effective way to make sure they don't just easily ban evade. The way /v/ is moderated spread to every single other semi fast moving boards leading to everything being a stagnate circle jerk of terminally online retards where any sort of fun or interesting discussion is stifled by a handful of problem users that nobody can do anything about.
>>216284374It’s the fault of people native to those boards responding to bait, derailment, and shitty threads as well. People have no right complaining about board quality if they give these people attention
>>216284374nah, moderation killed the site. the mods dont even moderate with the rules in mind anymore, every board is just a reflection of what the mods want it to be, not the community as a whole
>>216274574>>216274096I am ready to RISE
reminder Aidan Gillen hates baneposting and hates all of youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgOCCi8VQO0
>>216285531
>>216285801Z E S T Y
>>21627409620 years on the chan.. not a fucking peep
>>216284374>make sage invisible so no one uses it because "sage isn't a downvote" (but (You) being treated as an upvote is fine)>remove dubs on /v/ so people don't derail threads, removing another method of self-moderation>stop moderating and caring about rules and board quality altogether, removing only threads you personally dislike and leaving up anything that generates trafficWhat's the next step of their master plan
>>216276562Goddamn, I still laugh like a retard at this shit, even now after all these years.
>>216274096>in 4chanGood morning, sir.
>>216286757Based retard
>>216280120
>>216285577lol, I remember requesting this edit in a Chloe thread many years ago, and some other anon delivered the goods. Nice to see it again.
>>216286878Go outside and take a shit to relax, Devansh.
>>216276238>Bane posting was the death of this siteAye. Not the meme /tv/ needed but the meme /tv/ deserved.
>tfw invented the Agent C and Itin by autisticly mentioning them in Bane threads
>>216286967You have so many jeets living and shitting inside your hothead rent free that you're correcting things that aren't mistakes lmao
>Durin's bane?
>Watch random show/movie>Character says or mentions the words "big guy">Whisper "for you" under my breathBeen doing this for 10 years and I'm not planning to stop anytime soon.
>>216285905>Bruce Robin
>>216285434the show peaked with Les Bains, everything after that is fanfiction
>>216279293Status: Big Guy
The best spammer this space has ever seen was >IM A BIG GUY FOR YOUWith banes giant cock.
>>216287789>fucking retard >reddit pls go
>>216286956cinema
>>216281435well seymour, you are an odd fellow but you file a good flight plan
baneposting is immortal because it absorbs all it touches
>>216287825and christmas time when he'd put a santa hat on his dick
>>216274096There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.Forever...
>>216279101Kek
There he is, there he goes again.Look everyone, I posted again! Did not the dude's shit surrounding? Oh my God! I can almost see your pathetic slices glowing in the dark, all illuminated by your screen is the only source of light in your county. On laughing like a little girl again when writing your little shred of Bath and filling the hood. You know what? Maybe even filled it. Maybe you're a NINI so disgusting you paid for 4canal pass and all you have to do is choose the photo. And boy, do not know the photo? The epic agent CISEN is not it? I guess, Mojoncito, cagandote both laugh while clicking to throw your Takis the floor. But it's Thumbs, your boss cleanse him in the morning. Oh that's right, he chispoteó not tell me you live with your mom! You're a fucking fat fucked and I like you already got fed up with you. So pissed of errands all day, every day, for a grown man who spends all day in 4changos posting about a crap film layer. Just imagine it, and then you had thought you'd be a politician or a footballer or something chingón and then you became a NINI. A pathetic fagot NINI bathroom. She probably cries until he falls asleep every day thinking about how fucked up is the roll as would disappear. Do not even try to talk to you because everything you say is "FOR YOU, FOR YOU, FOR YOU".You have become a parody of yourself. That's all you are. A sad dwarf laughing in the dark as he prepares to delve into the same dance that has made chingamadral times already.And you know what? That is all that will be.
There used to be a little guy in front of a planeAnd he became in love with the big guy named BaneAnd love remains a fire that a rises not a fallsBut did you know?He wasn't aloneUh, you don't get to bring friendsAnd baby, I compare you to the big guy alone on the planeThe more I ask the stranger it feels yeahAnd now that your plan is in bloomHe might be a big guy for you
>>216288113There he is, ese, there he goes again, no?Look everyone, órale, I posted it again! You didn't see the dude's shit all around? Ay Dios mío! I can almost see your pathetic slices glowing in the dark, all illuminated by your screen, the only source of light in your rancho, compa. I'm laughing like a little chamaca again when I'm writing your little piece of mierda and filling up the barrio. You know what, güey? Maybe you even filled it up. Maybe you're such a disgusting huevón that you paid for the 4canal pass and all you have to do is pick the photo, no? And oye, you don't know the photo? The epic CISEN agent, ¿verdad? I guess so, pinche mojoncito, cagándote while you laugh clicking away, throwing your Takis on the floor like nothing. But don't worry, ese, your jefe will clean it up in the morning. Ay, that's right, he didn't tell you, chispoteó - you still live with your mamá! You're a pinche gordo all fucked up and she's already fed up with you, cabrón. So pissed off running errands all day, every day, for a grown-ass man who spends all his time on 4changos posting about some crap película. Just imagine it, hermano - you thought you'd be a político or a futbolista or something bien chingón, and then you became a NINI. A pathetic puto NINI in the bathroom. She probably cries herself to sleep every night thinking about how jodido everything is, wishing you would just disappear, no? Don't even try to talk because everything you say is "PARA TI, PARA TI, PARA TI."You've become a parody of yourself, ese. That's all you are, compa. A sad enano laughing in the dark as he prepares to do the same chingadera he's done a chingamadral of times already.And you know what, güey? That's all you'll ever be, no?
Farmer Pavel, I'm FDA
Still here and will never 4get the 7min cam leak as it was a cornerstone moment of /tv/
>>216279489Sheev was the only one who got close to their pedestals imo
>>216274096THE FIRE RISES
>>216281072this is underrated because the original BANE? threads were people posting rhyming words with matching pic rels.... I'll never forget the hearty kek I got from the one that said >COCAINE?with RDJ's image out of his mind.I've long since lost the thread over the years, but it'd be excellent if the archive still had them
>>216284374sooooo the IMDb message boards?
Open your cia folders boys
>>216291535
>>216291545
>>216291590
>>216292197
>>216292230
>>216292302
>>216292318
>>216276238Get this hothead out of here>for you
https://vocaroo.com/15qpTmkcmhgr
>>216276238It was the death of those airline passengers in Germany.
>>216289461That's a big mask. What is it for?
>>216292500Les Baines?
>>216293387U
>>216274375
https://voca.ro/1iLYokUv9P8G
>>216287958Tell me about Raped! Why does he wear the rags?
>>216280615>the Youtube vid's from 12 years agoAh, it's been good, anons.
>>21627409619 years on 4chan. Take me back, I don't want to get old.
>>216274096I was 18 when that movie came out and I seen it in the theater. Now I’m 31 and feel like the best days are behind me. Whole worlds changed a lot. Fuck sakes now I’m sad. Time for another beer.
>>216281352
>>216286611I used to think Baneposting was hilarious, and I still do.
>>216274096>how many baneposters are left? How many stay that way?Reminder I let all of you stay because you slid cunnyposting off the board for me and honestly what harm could that do
>>216276238Get this sneedposter outa here
>>216285575>Aidan Gillen hates baneposting and hates all of youThere are no little actors, just little guys
>>216295235He is a baneposter himselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFTMEOpmJT4
One last memory >No one at work knows I'm a 4chan janny>Walk past coworker >He's photoshopping a picture of an ad for Beneful dog food>He's rotating the first 'e' 180 degrees
BUMP?
Which one are you, /tv/?
>>216296384ashamed to say but reddit and oldfag in spirit. Can recite every boxxy reference
>>216274096whos arm is punching him through the window
>>2162963842012-2013
>>216296384Eternal newfag. I stumbled on /b/ sometime in 2007 but the first thread I have a real memory of was a Smash Bros Brawl thread
>>216296384Whenever lolcats was
>>216274096We are still big guys
>>2162963842006.I came here from Flamehaus.
>>216298135he wasnt alone
>>216297643>Eternal newfag. I stumbled on /b/ sometime in 2007about the same time. 08/09.
>>2162963842010 or 2011
>>216296384>still a 2011 newfaggonna kms myself bros
>How versed are you in shitposting?>A little... I did it in my youth>Where?>Here, on 4chan>Ah! So you must know this...!>wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy>....No, what is it?>It was a very popular shitpost in it's day! I wrote it. No matter...>This one brought down the house when I first posted it...>POOL'S CLOSED TO DUE AIDS>[cut to Habbo Hotel where a group of black men with afros and suits are parading around in a swastika-like formation]>well?>I regret it is not too familiar.>Can you recall no shitpost of mine? I was the most famous tripfag on 4chan. I posted on 40 boards alone....Here...what about this one...?>Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA>if I take that mask off, will you die?>It wouldn't be extremely painful>You're A big guy...>FOR YOU! Oh yes, of couse! I'm sorry, I didn't know you posted that!>I didn't. That was them. The Baneposters.>The men you accuse yourself of cucking
>>216296384Late oldfag/early newfag but didn't actually start posting until the mid-2010s.
>>216298299Lurk Moar
>>216280120>>216286956I never knew how people made these.
ITT: uncslop
>>216293961>get his rags off Im goin' in
>>216276398BART?!
>>216274096Here since 2004. I still remember going to /b/ and it was like 95% DESU posting. Now its just soulless porn. Jesus what the fuck happened bros. The future sucks.
>>216287958Warden, I'm Joker. Sorry, you don't get to bring lube, liquids are not allowed on the plane.Don't worry, no charge for it.And why would I want it?My fellow colleagues are trying to grab your "prize". They work for the correction officer, the big dick man.RAPE? Get my rag off I'll call it in.
>>216274375This is a big guy
Dr. Mengele. I'm SS.
>>216297643>Japan Timewhy did they stop this for later games
>>2162989192005 but same
>>216285575We are not his friends
>>216296384Oldfag for 4chan overall, 2009, but didn't gravitate toward /tv/ as my home board until 2012 ish
>>216300256Hope /tv/ isn’t still your homeboard considering what it has become
>>216300275/tv/ is unironically one of the best or least cancerous high traffic boards, other popular boards have become much much worse relatively speaking
>>216300332It’s the most fun place to pretend to be retarded or just be retarded.
>>216287789thank you that means a lot
>>216283575>>>/s/22299461
4U/n/ >>>/b/943100484Natural tits (vtmb2 threadd) >>>/v/727160789How to tell who's boss >>>/v/727161738Don't accept bad as your designation >>>/v/727188030
>>2162812274 gaan
>>2162963842007
>>216274096>WHAT IS BANE
Bone?
Imagine being the janitor on this board and having to be like "damn, anon, your memes' are fuckin' fine, all epic with your rehashed content and horrible edgy jokes. I would totally use these memes, both on 4chan and on X threads" when all he really wants to do is eat another plate of hot pockets. Like seriously imagine having to be the janitor and not only sit on this board while Anonymous flaunts his disgusting memes in front of you, the Tomorrow layout barely concealing the putrid body odor and greasy skin, and just sit here, thread after thread, hour after hour, while he perfects that latest CIA photoshop. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking memeshit but his haughty attitude as everyone in the thread says WELL MEMED ANON, and DAMN, BANE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit here and watch these threads contort into types of autism you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been posting nothing but a healthy diet of /Trek/ and /Film/ threads for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in /b/. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on this scraggly neckbeard as he sucks it in to chortle dismissively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to not get paid to sit here and revel in his "dank (for that is what he calls them)" memes, the memes he worked so hard for with other shitposters in the previous hours. And then the OP calls for another thread, and you know you could permaban every single redditor on this board before Hiro sent /k/ommandos after you, but you sit there and endure, because you're the fucking janitor. You're not going to lose your future moderator career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Big GuyBig GuyBig Guy
im pretty sure i was the one who first quoted the hothead scene
>>216280786
Honorable Judge Banks, I'm Henry Firth
>>216295103Couldn't believe I was laughing so much over a plane crash.
>>216274096the fire is still rising
>>216274096shit meme plus the dialogue nolan wrote is gay and retarded
>>216302694
>>216279607>hate>not ateone job and he failed
>>216276562Where is he now?
>>216300804Fucking Retard
>>216287789>>216287825>>216300804>>216287982
>>216302969>>>216276562>Where is he now?initiated.
>>216303022reddit pls go
>>216287789>>216287825>>216300804>>216287982The 4chan birthday Banecock pic is great too, we had a big thread (for me) with that pic last 4chan birthday.
>>216301890Baby I'm big guyA big guyFor You
What ever happened to that ABATAP bloke? He was one of my favorite posters back then.
>>216303184you hit the birthday hat dead on.
>>216298855>ITT: uncslopDeadass big yikes for you, fr fr no cap, sheeeeesh...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rJzlTnqJ_g
>>216303280There should be a smaller plane in the background
For me? It was:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlqGvf4dYNY
>If Bane is all powerful than he cannot be all good!
>>216303459>/tv/ is a ship board What did he mean by this?
Anyone have the Lego version?
>>216303582
>>216296384>08Damn you guys are fags
>>216303270He died from an infection due to an overuse of his blue NeyNey fleshlite. It was a sad day for all Russia.
>>216296384Ancient. If you weren't on here when the loli and euro boards were around I dont know what to tell you.
>>216303672why did you take a screenshot on your phone instead of posting the image like a normal person
I saw Aidan Gillen at a Tesco in Dublin yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but that I didn’t want to be a cunt and make baneposting overshadow his more serious roles.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Crunchie bars in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly
>>216303715I wanted to show off how old that edit is but you're making me self-conscious now
>>216303775There's a new BIG GUY now.https://youtu.be/gDb91xKfa4E
>>216303828BRICK?
>>216279607this is probably my most favorite /tv/ moment of all time
for me its Army dog threads
>>216303914I loved them, but they didn't have the staying power of Baneposting.They were really fucking dark and funny.
The Bane walked up to a lemonade standAnd he said to the man, running the stand"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any planes?"The man said,"No we just sell lemonade. But it’s cold, and it's fresh, and it’s all home-made. Can you take off your mask?"Big guy said,“I’ll pass”.Then he waddled away.(Waddle waddle)'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum)When Bane walked up to the lemonade standHe said to the man running the stand,"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any planes?The man said,"No, like I said yesterday. We just sell lemonade OK, why not give it a try big guy?"The Bane said,"Goodbye."Then he waddled away(Waddle waddle)'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)When Bane walked up to the lemonade standhe said to the man running the stand,"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any planes?"The man said,"THAT’S IT! You got yourself caught. Congratulations! Was it all a part of your plot? Now I must be coarse!The Bane said,"Of course."Then he waddled away.(Waddle waddle)'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)When Bane walked up to the lemonade standAnd he said to the man that was running the stand,"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got Dr. Pavel?""What""Got Dr. Pavel?""No, why would I– oh!"And one more question 4U;"Got any planes?"(Bum bum bum, bum bum bum)And the man just stopped.Then he started to smile.He started to laugh.He laughed for a while.He said, “Come on bane, let’s walk to the strip. I’ll put you on the flight plan, you'll be on the first trip.”So they walked to the stripAnd the Bane brought friends.He gave a ticket to Bane and Bane said,“Hmmm..No thanks. But you know what sounds good?It would be extremely painfulDo you think this planeDo you think this planeDo you think this plane has any lemonade?”Then he waddled away.(Waddle waddle)Then he waddled away.(Waddle waddle waddle)Then he waddled away(Waddle waddle)
>>216303786>184lbs>hand to hand specialistdoubt.tga
>>216303948still miles better than forced and retarded "Sneed"
>>216304091
WHEN LIFE LEAVES YOU HIGH AND DRY
>>216304091most people don't get it but once you do it's hilarious
it was a simpler time.. a better time..
>>216276238was baneposting what drew jeets here? because third worlders are what has killed this site
>>216279607they were strange times, especially the bane flight
>>216280247you must have had a better time of things than me.i first was shown it in 2005 by a friend who'd been on SA for years. wasn't really interested, came back a year later - stuck her on and off since then.when life was more interesting, I barely came, when life became too interesting I came back to escape and ask for advice. spent most of my time on board 2, eventually ditched it, and was glad to find this one - bit more peaceful, and less real.despite having learned a lot and had a lot of fun, I have regretted ever coming to this site at times, but moreso, ever having touched any kind of console, computer or similar machine.
>>216274096The hard drive I had my bane folder on died but I'm still hereI genuinely regret not backing it up, there were hundreds of pics and some of them were very creative. Baneposting really brought out the best in some anons.
>>216280615moot leaving was the end of the beginning of the end.
>>216290219could have been a crossover with red heat
>>216274096DESHI BASARA BASARA
>>216304268aye saar, you bloody fuck you banechod bitch
>>216304268>>216304579
>>216301929I don't have to imagineI let it happen and nothing has been burned into /tv/ like it since
>>216303650you don't get to bring friends
How long can you actually get into this movie without laughing now?
>>216298919impressive.none of it made any sense and was incredibly repetitive, and shit. but it was almost all OC, and a thousand times better than it is or has been for a decade.we'll never see its like again, I know because even before this site came, there were other things that were born, lived and died.
>>216304091when that peaked I had to restrain myself from saying and writing it - it was incredibly contagious
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>>216279607im pretty sure i was the last poster, but I legitimately don't remember
>>216300804hi brit
Care for some tunes?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkB547ohRtY
>>216305442how can you even tell? unless something says (you) on it I have no ideahad to write (you) on my car keys and I don't even have a car or any keys for it
>>216305575because i have a hazy memory of seeing a pizza related bane post and posting that im pretty sure. fuck didnt realize it was in 2014 though
>>216278766Amazing. Thank you anon. Your contribution has been legendary.
>>216303650Minimalist >>216303828Originalist
>>216303883/ck/ hates it too.
>>216304112Sneedposters are honorably initiated. They post like young men. Unrestrained
>>216304822I remember that thread. My boner rises
>>216305709then in the mists of time you are revered, yet still here 11 years later
>>216274096Oldfag.I discovered 4chan around 2005, and mainly browsed /b/ from time to time until 2010, which is when I discovered the other boards, especially my four mains (/a/, /v/, /tv/ and /vp/).
Big Guy thread for a Big Guy board
Have we started the fire?
