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>>217803648>>217803650WHICH ONE IS THE IMPOSTER?
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>>217803640>VOY - S6E9 "The Voyager Conspiracy">Neelix says he was hanging around Ocampa for about a year before Voyager arrived>Kes celebrates her 2nd birthday in S2E6 "Twisted" after one year on the ship>Before and After (S3E21) shows that Kes (and all Ocampans) look like prepubescent children when they're under 1 year oldhe's a sick fucka SICK fuck
Trek Sex Star with Shran
Reminder that books
>>217803750You'll never take me or her alive mister vulcan!
>>217803640I've got a new theory about why literally every major western IP/brand has been turned into hot garbage. I'm starting to wonder if Jeff didn't pull the strings and gaslight all these major studios into destroying themselves as revenge for not sticking by him. All this shit REALLY went into overdrive after he was accused. And since then, western studios and streaming became literally incapable of not loosing money. The timing lines up perfectly.
Do soldiers have to earn the rank of ensign or is it just the default for everyone? The stupid kids on the show seem be expecting that everyone graduates as captains. Like the grand prize kek
>>217803681HIM!
>>217803874You don't get to be an ensign unless you graduate from the academy, then you're an officer. Everyone else is a noncom.
>>217803861not to divert from /trek/ discussion but the only franchise I've seen come back from its 20 year hiatus and be in the least bit tolerable were Mike Judge's KOTH and Beavis and ButtheadEverything else has been heartbreaking. They ruined my precious Frasier too.New ideas are just non-existent now.HBO just announced they're doing a new show based on Baldur's Gate 3, a video game.They used to make the best shit the world had ever seen and now they can't think beyond video game adaptations and milking that tits and dragons show.
>>217803818b o o k sooksread em
>>217803874Anyone from the Academy who graduates starts at the rank of Ensign. That's what bugs me the most about Captain Quirky Chungus. According to the Trek canon she is someone who graduated Starfleet Academy, served an entire career rising the ranks to eventually become Captain, and yet somehow now she becomes a barefoot wine aunt who can't figure out how to sit in a chair. This bitch has an entire ship's worth of crew (most of them being students) but apparently she doesn't give a shit about any of them, because she wants to walk around barefoot and read books all day.
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>>217803911Why not do Dragon Age: Origins which was a much better game? Shadowheart is Morrigan for retarded people.This is a tripfag.
>>217803945I just can't the same reason I can't get into online; every plot is some galaxy destroying threat and all the story beats end up connected with constant fanservice like the iconians and boothby riding in on the uss columbia to save the day through the vaadwaur tunnels, fuck that shit
>>217803750In defense of Neelix... We've seen what Telaxian children look like. They have faces like hairy butt holes
>>217803975Isn’t she thousands of years old with a sense of moral superiority over everyone with an age in the double digits? They’re trying to make her like Guinan or Dax, but with none of the wisdom
>>217803833Lmao
>>217803975She's the academy chancellor who also holds the rank of captain probably on account of the ship component.
>>217804014Not these books.
>>217804048Yes those books. All post 1990 trek books are like that.
>>217804051Thanks and you’re welcome but too bad this show is shit and has almost zero redeeming qualities. In another life, we would have good star trek shows and your little cameo would have been fun and memorable
Reminder to read the only good Trek book.
>>217804051Man it fucking sucks we gotta hate all nutrek unconditionally.
>>217804090I read that last year. So damn good.
i don't hate SA the same way I don't hate Star Trek Scouts. it's literally the same shit. it's a product with the Star Trek logo on it that is not even trying to be Star Trek. if you're actually mad about it you're fucking retarded.
>>217804043How strapped is the Federation that they are just handing out the Captain rank to whoever is around and convenient? Roddenberry actually served and understood these things, the current writers are stupid as fuck and think rank is just pips on a collar.
>>217804100And the audio book is available and read by Garak himself!
>>217804133She's like 500 years old surely that means she's capable and just doesn't give a fuck about the small stuff anymore
>>217804133You’re putting more thought into it than they did. Save yourself the trouble and the high blood pressure. None of this new shit matters
>>217804138>>217804090Does he go full gay in this like he wanted his character to be?
>>217804138Exactly! God now I wanna give the audiobook version a listen to ''re-read'' the book!
>>217804070The only thing in the DS9 relaunch novels that strains plausibility a bit is the Conspiracy bugs are mutated Trill but I think they handle it a lot better than fanwanky TNG books would
>>217804122>that is not even trying to be Star TrekI didn't get that impression from the way it was trying way too hard in making several callbacks to the mainline lore. My mistake. Oops.
>>217804182Half the novel is epistle and addressed to Bashir.
>>217804182Actually, no. He has a crush on a female spoonhead in it.AJR has only played up "Gayrak" in recent years for social brownie points.
>>217804166I don't actually care about nu-Trek. JJ movies onward are all alt timeline BS, but it still annoys me that they use the name "Star Trek" when everything is just generic "Space Adventure Show #19291113"
Thoughts?
>>217804205yes you're exactly the kind of mental retard who thinks that because it has memberberries it's Star Trek. when you watch this show it's incredibly fucking obvious that it's Paramount going "Let's make our own Wednesday or something" and slapping Star Trek IP on it.
>>217804225I excused the JJ movies because of the Kelvin Timeline excuse but yeah by the time of Star Trek Discovery I knew it was over. The brand was tainted and beyond repair, because the official name and timeline were directly ruined. Now the only cope is pretending none of it is real.
>>217804246it pissed me off
>>217804246Pozzed
>Sisko never came back>Jake copes and makes up some sappy "if you believe hard enough, he's with you" nonsense
>>217803681Not me you idiot, HIM!
>looking at neelix's replicator log
>>217804093I'm okay with it, fuck everything post-ENT.All non-canon, none of it happened.
>>217804553Wrong. Also including Ent on the good side of a hypothetical line in the sand itself is hilarious
What are we? Some kinda Star Trek?
>>217804579Incorrect
>>217804414>replicator rations were a primary form of barter currency aboard Voyager>you now realize that Neelix is never seen using a replicator in public
"These people" are not fit to clean the toilets of the people that wrote any other Star Trek show. Literally. The height of the career of these producers should have been mopping up greasestains before they get fired because they can't commit to anything that lasts longer than one isolated day. Every day is a new adventure to these people because they have the intelligence of a schizophrenic toddler.
What happens if a trill host suddenly feels anutogynophilia after a joining ?
>>217804888Then they have mental illness.
>>217803750>>217803818>>217803833>>217803861>>217803945>>217803988>>217803991>>217804014>>217804090>>217804609Kill yourself. Stop wasting digital real estate with the same rehashed jokes from this 40 year old TV show, we have fires to fight.
>>217804246At least we got a taste of DS9 in hi-def.
>>217804905Yeah I'm not going to war with Iran for you Rabbi. Try again in another century.
>>217804352Is there a single soul within Paramount who actually cares about the legacy of this IP or is everyone there really just useless nepo fags?
>>217804905>we have fires to fight.
its' dead Jim
>>217804905Nigga what?
>>217803648>>217803650>>217803681star trek sex with wesley
Here's everything you need to know about this new show that's designed for literal toddlersIt's designed for toddlers, so you need to get a life and stop caring about it. I can't imagine being a grown adult and getting upset for this show that looks like a Star Trek themed subway surfers, please just get a hobby. Even though I think most of you literally just found out about this.I haven't confirmed or denied that this show for 3 year olds contains a proud exploration of Romulan queer identity in the 24th century.
>>217804938Imagine coming across a derelect starship that's basically just the hull and decks with everything else burnt to a crisp because the fire suppression system failed and the fire only went out after life support failed and it had consumed all remaining oxygen.>>217804970Nobody would ever have sex with wesley.
>>217804982I don't let my child watch Jewish media, and neither should you.
>>217804992>Nobody would ever have sex with wesleyi would
/ourgirl/ is balding :(
>>217804992It was all the damn carpeting lining the rooms and corridors.
>>217805016She already destroyed Matt Walsh. I don't who the next victim will be, but I'm glad we have these pathogens in the marketplace of ideas.
STD was just as bad as this new SA shit
>like an origami chickenWhat the fuck does that mean. This is proof I'm not joking when I say "my brain shuts off" because you can say something that makes literally no sense and I won't know it until 3 days later.
>>217804916That thing they strapped La Forge into reminded me of just how good some of TNG's props were even if only used once. They did pretty cool stuff that gave the impression the props department was either really fucking good at kitbashing stuff or they had a a couple of machinists on staff.
>>217804905it's not a joke, Talaxian children really do look like hairy butt holes
>>217804051kek
>>217804051https://youtu.be/o3X1bTGsOyQ
>>217804051Honored the legacy by saying Sisko never returned to his son, Kasidy, and second child?
>>217805224How is that gorilla nest going?
>>217805259They completely forgot about the second child
>>217805390What retard wrote this half-assed memberberries episode?
>>217804992>Imagine coming across a derelect starship that's basically just the hull and decks with everything else burnt to a crisp
>>217805081>like an origami chicken>What the fuck does that meanSpend more time on >>>/jp/ or >>>/po/Just because you don't know about shit doesn't mean it's meaningless
>>217804916I think ever since 2016 Hollywood has been purging or having problematic writers go in certain directions. Anything even slightly offensive was equated with Trump/right wing plus Safe/Marvel movies were making enough bookoo bucks. They thought Star Trek was going to be a safe bet because it is a show about inclusiveness, except there is always offensive overt elements to it. Like in pic related they tried to go harder and have Riker kiss an actual man but early 90s that was a no go.The last actual Trek thing I watched was Orville, its not great but at least it tries to be like what Trek was.
>>217805115Aside from a few props the actual cost of a lot of those episodes must’ve been nearly nothing. Over half the episodes are just standing in an already built set while they pretend an alien entity is fucking up their computer
>>217805543The conclusion of that episode is that the tranny took its meds and told Riker to scram. Turns out mental illness should be treated :)
>>217803640Who do you all think is the Epstein of Star Trek? My vote goes to Dukat. I would imagine that Garak would be the one releasing all the Dukat Files after Enabrin Tain died.
>>217805634NO, Riker wanted to get up in that biological alien vagina. The fact that he could not should be immediate grounds for their dismissal from the Federation of Planets on behalf of denying Human Rights.
>>217805667Riker should have faced criminal prosecution for beaming down to a psych ward on a sovereign planet and randomly punching out nurses
>>217803988Miles went to the island but did not partake.
>>217805720What about for fucking a pre-contact species' nurse? Yeah she was down but still.
>>217805775Technically, first contact had already been made for several hours by that point.
>>217805543The entire species was Bizzarro gay. The whole planet was gay and the straight ones were the dirty minorities asking for equal rights and progress. Then they "cured" the freak and turned it into a "normal" gay trans.
>>217805775>SHE WAS ONLY BELONGING TO A SPECIES THAT HAD NOT INVENTED WARP DRIVE YOU SICK FUCK
>>217805820>Your honor, First, Second, and Third contact was made within that first hour of me landing.
>>217805500I still understand absolutely nothing.I'm sure everyone else on the deck of the starship in the year 3200 knew exactly what that meant.You posted an animal made of origami so I'm now convinced that Alex Kurtzman is ripping off Blade Runner.Stop posting.
>>217805911>Freaks appear to these pre-warp societies, tellin' 'em "be not afraid..."
>>217805857The moral was that gays should be cured. There’s literally nothing lost except by older gay tops (Riker)
>>217805993Agreed. If they can cure retards and turn them into geniuses(Bashir) they can cure homosexuality. This is why putting f@gs in Star Trek is meaningless.
>>217805638Dukat was pretty cool, actually.Everyone wishes they could have epic vacations like him.
>>217806028but it was illegal to cure retards like Bashir, that's why it was a secret for 5 seasons
>>217805638Bashir. the way he tried to take advantage of the genetic retard girl was straight rapist
>>217803750I saw this episode on TV today...paraphrasing:>Seven: the Caretaker array was destroyed by two tricolbalt devices>Chakotay: that's right>Seven: why did Voyager even have tricobalt devices on board?!>Chakotay: ...I don't know.and then besides establishing that Tuvok chose the yield for the explosives it's never addressed again, no answers given
>>217805638Clearly, that would be Curzon Dax.
>>217805981>The victim's legs are spread open, with one arm extended to the side...>Same MO as the Vulcan Salute Rapist.
>>217805634no, she tried to detransition and the messed up authorities wouldn’t let her. it’s a tragically beautiful foreshadowing of the abusive medical industrial complex forcing trans surgeries onto confused kids
>>217806158Oh, what's that? Ambassador Sarek was in private meditation at the time of the incident? Again? Hmmmmmm...
>>217806126>why did Voyager even have tricobalt devices on board?Weren't they supposed to be fucking up the Marquis before the Caretaker thing?
>>217806211Sounds like they were going to Sisko the Maquis before Sisko did shit
The Sisko is black. Limited.
>>217806242Aggressive. Adversarial.
>>217805224>At the end of the day, I still get my clothes from a motha fuckin' replicator. Still the Emissary.
God DAMN how many fucking ferengi women's rights episodes are there?
>>217806515like 3but god do they drag on and god are they horrible to witness>ok dear moogie will get naked because thats what ferengi do
Quark was a good Ferengi, and that was his ultimate sin.
>>217806570>god do they dragher tits aren't THAT saggy
>>217806515>>217806570as for me i'm glad those ugly bitches put on some clothes
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>>217806173Not really. They’re just naturally nonbinaries. Riker was the analogous discord groomer in modern terms
Racism is so weird in Star Trek. Like humans are so enlightened and there’s no mention of each other’s races (which is why it was such a progressive show) but casual and institutional racism is recommended and sound when it comes to different alien species. And when a character (like Rom) comes along and breaks from the bell curve it’s literally treated like a “one of the good ones” moment.
>>217806631>They are naturally nonbinaries>That's why they have forced rehabilitation camps
>>217806709N
>>217806732>a mental hospital is forced rehabilitation camp Did the the voices in your head tell you to think this?
>>217806752>This adult is in a consenting relationship with another adult>Better send them to the hospital
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhKie0ZjhzcWhat a predicament!
>>217806785They aren’t humans was the point. It’s not natural to their physiology
>>217806631>naturallyshe explains in the episode that it was a cultural change that happened over time. hence >>217806732
Star Trek cuddles with Neelix
>>217806709weird racial moment i noticed recently is in the episode where O'Brien gets taken to stand trial in cardassia, at the start of the episode he's trying to set the mood to fuck Keiko and puts on Japanese classical music of all things
>>217806762Even more fucked up was that alternative timeline where Paris breeds Kes and Kim breeds their daughter who he’s known since she was born 2 years prior.
>>217806211They were only supposed to capture the Maquis
>>217806836O'Brien is a giant Weeb, in TNG he had posters of Rei and EVA unit 0 since Keiko wasn't aboard with him.
>>217806836YOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo *tong* *tong*
>>217806846>We had a minor run in with a Maquis splinter group>Sadly there were no survivors.
>>217806709even lib writers can’t spot casual racism in forms they haven’t been trained for years to spot specific instances of
>>217806836All them humans wrap their whole ass identities in their cultural/racial ancestry. Even Sisko has all African shit.
>>217806856with all the anime references in the show it'd be pretty funny to see them go this far(TNG was over by the time EVA aired, though)
>>217806822>culturally my penis stopped existing
>>217806881Somebody overloaded their warp core and then beamed out. I don't know who though, probably Cardassians.
these guys get in so much trouble in every episode, you'd think they'd just stay on earth
>>217807080I think most humans are just in hologram heroin pump pods but weirdo larpers go out in space and do Clinton era neocolonialism as a kind of extreme sport
>>217807080The whole point is the Federation are space wizards constantly tinkering with shit while all the other races live normal spacefaring lives. We pack our ships full of experimental nonsense that gives us bullshit outs every time. Hell, in the Delta quadrant we've even had people feeding fucking souls into their warp core.
I have to admit, the amount of times another race has come across the Federation randomly poking some space thing with beams to see what happens and ask what the fuck they're doing is especially high versus the other way around. At least with the major powers. I don't recall Captain Picard ever coming across a Romulan basically doing the cosmic level of poking a dead rat with a stick.
>>217807150>Hell, in the Delta quadrant we've even had people feeding fucking souls into their warp core.Hey, it was the obvious conclusion, you'd reach it too in that scenario.
Watching Data trying to become human would be a good novelty for awhile but like an AI chatbot I think people would stop showing up to his poetry readings pretty quick
>>217807217I would've stopped and apologized to the aliens, then made upgrades that gave absolutely certainty they could never break through or drain the ship, then came back and burned every last one I needed to get home, minus the last few lightyears, in order to wipe all logs and lose any tails that remained. Even if the worst came to be and I was courtmartialed or even executed, my crew would be home safe, and that's all that would matter.
>>217807255It's one of the few ways for lower crew to brush shoulders with the top level of the ship, on a ship of thousands it'd be an incredible way to network and ingratiate yourself.
>>217807213What planets do you think the Romulan EMPIRE has taken? Just the ones with no other life forms on it?
>>217807255It'd be like how AI has been going for the past few years, oddly compelling when the AI pumps out completely baffling, inexplicable garbage, but then as it gets more and more advanced, the results become more believable but less entertaining... and then instead everyone starts fretting about the political and ethical implications...
>>217806709In TOS they make Scotty take shore leave so he doesn't turn into an incel because some femtech fucked up a diagnostic.
>>217807255Season 1 data is the most human, weirdly. He has tons of comedic moments, like a whole schtick he does. Very glib robot
>>217804916kek
>>217807217>hey how can we max out our bad karma as fast as possible?>dude check this out>OH N-
>>217807293That's the exact reason I wouldn't want hang out at Ten Forward. I'd hate to brush shoulders with the top level of the ship. Is there a dive bar equivalent to Ten Forward on the ship? I'm much rather go there and party with my enlisted bros. Speaking from experience, as someone drank too much at last year's Christmas work do. And said some things I should not have said to my boss's boss. Regularly going to the same ship's pub where the first-officer and bridge crew also go. Is a nightmare. I want to relax. Let my hair down. Scull piss. Hit the dance floor. Wink at every cute ensign that glances at me. Talk shit about ranking officers. Just be a dickhead. Without having to deal with Riker's disappointed glare when I walk past him down the corridor next Monday.
>>217807112My theory is that 95% of humanity died out once replicators and holodecks got invented, after that the remaining 5% who had enough drive and ambition were the only ones who still bothered to have kids. The humanity of Star Trek are a kind of superperson descended from guys who had the ability to remain functional even when offered unlimited replicated amphetamines and holo-pussy.
>>217808324Junk food and internet has already been enough to pretty much ruin me. Replicators and holodecks would obliterate me.
Gonna do a binge this weekend and need at least 10 eps. Give me your top TNG episodes. So far I've got:- The Inner Light- Yesterday's Enterprise- All Good Things
>>217808573Cause and EffectUnnatural SelectionNight TerrorsUnification The PegasusThe Battle
>>217808573The Hunted has one of my favorite Picard moments.
>>217808573The Big Goodbye, The Royale, 11001001, Captain's Holiday, Peak Performance, Gambit I& II, Disaster, Tapestry
>>217808605>>217808659>>217808665based thanks :)
>>217808573Arsenal of FreedomHollow PursuitsThe WoundedThe Nth DegreeChain of CommandFrame of Mind
>>217808696I liked when they painted big birds of prey on their Birds of Prey. Trek should have more nose art on their ships. Shuttlepods with crude '40s pin-ups on the side. Would be cool.
>>217808573The EnemyData's DayThe Most Toys
>>217808857The Most Toys has the best Data interactions maybe in the entire run of the show. Realizing he was capable of killing an unarmed man, and actually firing the killshot, was 10/10 kino. >Perhaps something occurred during transport, Commander.Also the dude that plays Fajo and Artie from Warehouse 13 is a fucking amazing actor. He's one of maybe two or three characters in TNG that I felt genuine visceral hate for. Stellar performance.
>>217808904He's also in a great SG-1 two-parter.
>>217808757>>217808857>>217808904Yesss thanks. Might have to split it up and do it over two weekends - kinda want to do the whole Sherlock arc or back-to-back Data kino in one sitting too..
>>217803833All said and done Neelix never did anything wrong. It was always Janeway.
>>217803640jej
>>217808904>jew force field messes with Data's brain if he gets too close>doesn't just brain him by throwing a chair>doesn't start smashing all his collectibles
>>217808904I like the actor too, his name is saul rubinek
>>217804246It felt earned.
>>217804051>This is for all the fans who have watched and loved Deep Space 9 over the years...A targeted insult is still an insult. It's just more malevolent.
>>217804246 What Trek alien is that? Why is his beard pink?
>>217808904Fajo was supposed to be played by a midget actor, but he killed himself right before filming, and Brent Spiner went “Hang on, I know a guy”. Amazing all the pieces that had to fall into place to get this episode to work.
>>217804246Made strictly for bluebeard to jack himself off
>>217810709Never heard this story before. Looking it up, it's even worse. From the actors wikipedia and the 'sodes memoryalpha:>British actor David Rappaport was the first actor chosen for the role of Kivas Fajo, but he attempted suicide over the weekend after a few days of filming were completed. Director Timothy Bond stated, "[T]here was a story going around that they had found him in his car with a tube running from the exhaust. Obviously I had to replace him." (Captains' Logs: The Unauthorized Complete Trek Voyages, p. 197). A new actor was cast and all the scenes that featured Rappaport were refilmed. (Star Trek: The Next Generation Companion, 2nd ed., pp. 125-126)>Rappaport struggled with depression later in his life. Just before his death, he had been cast and begun filming for the role of Kivas Fajo in the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "The Most Toys". During filming, Rappaport attempted suicide, and the scenes he had completed were later discarded when actor Saul Rubinek was hurriedly brought in by producers to replace him and complete the episode. The scenes of Rappaport as Kivas Fajo were included on the Season 3 Blu-ray Disc release of Star Trek: The Next Generation.[4]>Rappaport died by suicide on 2 May 1990. He shot himself in the chest in Laurel Canyon Park in the San Fernando Valley in California.[2][5]So, he was cast. And they were already half way through filming. Tried to kill himself. Rubbished his scenes, recast it. He's presumably in the hospital for a bit. And a couple months later tries again. This time successfully. Suicide via gunshot to the chest is gnarly.
>>217810158He was also great as Donny Douglas in Frasier
>>217810946https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr8JQ4d5rlAThe midge fucking sucked though. Still, rip my little nigga, you deserved better unlike that evil demon spawn Warwick, fuck him and his twisted midge children (not the normal one though, would marry).
>>217811027Yeah, wow, dude clearly had something else on his mind. I will say, he makes it feel much more like a TOS episode.
>>217808324People always forget that ST’s communist post-need utopia was only achieved after something called “the eugenics war” and then nukes wiping out all but 10 million people.
>>217810123>it’s a Data gets hacked episodeYou’d think after the first few times he’d install a tinfoil hat or something. Nigga running around with his AT field down all the time.
>>217811125That quote is my inspiration when I post on r/startrek. And so far, none of them have earned my friendliness yet. So I have to keep being mean
>>217811578you shouldn't go fishing today, you won't catch anything
>>217811639it do be like that
>>217811578I'd earn her friendliness even though she doesn't look like she rides horses. She can post on this horse cock though.
We need to stop talking about Gul Dukat.
>>217805115Yeah seriously. You can tell TNG was made with love.
>>217811125>>217811578Fuck you. I'm going to be friendly with everyone, even people who haven't done anything to earn it.I don't know you. I've never met you. And I genuinely hope you piece of shit have a nice day and you're happy.
>>217812025this is correct, until someone has proven to be a pos, you should treat everyone with kindness and respect
>>217803640>Instantly get reassigned to waste extraction for 12 shifts, 23 hours, 59 minutes (very cool extra punishment admiral-san!) with nary a reprimand, just for making one sarcastic joke about a crewman talking nonstop about The Traveler Files>All these referential logs and images about The Traveler Files get to stay upWhere's the consistency? I think the chain of command must have been infiltrated by those mind control critters, because it certainly seems like they have a bug up their ass.>>217804916Is that the same Romulan that Sloan helps to plant into the senate as a mole, or at least the same actor?>>217805500Origami isn't supposed to unfold, and it supposedly being a chicken has no relevance besides sounding lolsorandumb. Paul is a Klingon/Tellarite hybrid, why is he even referring to an Earth animal? He has probably never even encountered one due to the entire galaxy being separated for the past hundred or so years. Why not refer to a more familiar Klingon, or Tellarite animal? Surely the concept of origami has spread further than the chicken has, and even developed independently on any worlds that invent paper.
>>217812007If his occupation-era emails were released. I don't think they would be subtle or vaguely hinting.
>>217812150>Paul is a Klingon/Tellarite hybrid, why is he even referring to an Earth animal? He has probably never even encountered one due to the entire galaxy being separated for the past hundred or so years. Why not refer to a more familiar Klingon, or Tellarite animal? Surely the concept of origami has spread further than the chicken has, and even developed independently on any worlds that invent paper.Everyone likes chicken. It's the universal food. Chickens can live anywhere. It, along with the number zero and black pepper, are the best contributions from India.
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>>217793689>posting fake ratingslmao
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>>217812312Everyone uses replicators, no one's raising chickens
>>217812312you think jeets invented chickens? wat the fuck?
>>217812382aren't chickens descended from jungle fowl of southeast asia? i'm pretty sure they didn't come from the poo-filled bog of hindustan
>>217812419no wtf? jesus christ jeets are literally brainwashed
>>217812382>Exactly when and where the chicken was domesticated was controversial. Genomic studies estimated that the chicken was domesticated 8,000 years ago[50] in Southeast Asia and spread to China and India 2,000 to 3,000 years later. Archaeological evidence appeared to support domestic chickens in Southeast Asia well before 6000 BC, China by 6000 BC and India by 2000 BC.[50][54][55] An early study proposed that a single domestication event of the red junglefowl in present-day Thailand gave rise to the modern chicken.[56]
>>217812419chickens are mentioned as far back as 4000 years ago, any cope saying where they originated from is just that cope, absolutely no way to tell
Where from comes the chicken? No one know.
>>217812450thanks chatgpt, now back in the real world we have no idea where they came from as they are mentioned in writings over 4000 years ago, hell the americas have a species of "chicken" that is mentioned in mayan writings
>>217812382It's originally an Indian jungle fowl from what's originally northeast India. They still live wild around the forests on the border of Nepal.
>>217803640tell me about Kurros /trek/
>>217812515>Chickens are descended primarily from the red junglefowl (Gallus gallus) and are scientifically classified as the same species.[49] Domesticated chickens freely interbreed with populations of red junglefowl.[49] >Re-examination of bones from over 600 sites, and dating of those from 23 sites, identified the earliest probable chicken bones as from central Thailand, at Ban Non Wat, some 3,250 years ago. The paleo-anatomist Joris Peters and the bioarchaeologist Greger Larson state that this coincided with the growing of rice, and propose that wild jungle fowl were attracted to eat the rice seeds, nested nearby, and became domesticated. Skeletons of birds in the Gallus genus were used as grave goods at the site, confirming domestication.[60]Why are you dogmatically anti-science about this? Seems pretty well studied. It's not as mysterious as you think.
>>217812655>Seems pretty well studied.>An early study proposed Please
>>217812655if i ever order hello fresh again i'd instinctively avoid any recipe labelled 'paramount+'
>>217812687All he wanted was a reply, and you obliged.
>>217812776My mistake. It will not happen again.
>>217812776He's the one baiting. Pretending it's some big, unknowable question. Mayan? lol. When the consensus of researchers is very clear. The origin is in what is now Thailand. That origin was proposed earlier, and has since been confirmed by more recent studies.
The range of the red junglefowl folds in on itself like an>ORIGAMI CHICKEN!!!!Yes, thank you, Nus Braka. Do Tellarites like chicken?>It's better than pork. Fair point.
>>217812869>Mayan? lol.The Aztecs had the Muscovy duck and I believe this is proof that the Russians discovered the new world first
/trek/ tyrannosaurus rex evolutionary knowledge-chasing
>>217812954Muscovy ducks aren't even native to the Old World, so how would that work?
You are wasting your time debating the merits of a mere fowl.Now, the targ. There is a beast worthy of your efforts.
>>217789989Many people don't seem to realize that trek deliberately does old napoleonic warfare with a scifi twist.The ship combat is age of sail horatio hornblower stuff mixed with a ww2 naval garnish.Someone pointed out that the hand phasers are basically used like flintlocks - they even have a similar profile.Ground combat has them still fighting hand to hand like they would be with muskets back then.Ships get so close to one another because they're basically shooting broadsides.Beaming over once the shields are down are the boarding parties.Very few people seem to understand this. I highly recommend you guys watch Master and Commander - some madlads have even uploaded it on youtube - just to see how similar it is to trek.
>>217813008>Muscovy ducks aren't even native to the Old World, so how would that work?Is Muscovite. Clearly in name. Russophobic propaganda.
Friendly minder that First Contact would have been 8/10 if:>the D survived Generations and was there instead of the E. Accomplishes two things:>the satisfaction of the D settling an old score by outright leading the fleet in destroying a Cube in a fight>the D lends great coherence to Picard's suicidal intransigence on staying and fighting. Fighting for the D, not the E that he barely knew (E is still based and gorgeous though)>and the big one: the Queen doesn't exist, the Borg speak through Locutus of Borg (cloned Picard body)Although controversial, for some users FC would be even better if Sisko replaced Woodard so it's both captains moving past their mutual Borg trauma
>>217813063If the Borg could just reproduce through cloning, why would they bother with assimilation? They could grow their population to octillions of drones without ever encountering resistance from races who don't want to be assimilated.
>>217813063why would they even bother cloning picard, they'd just pick a random drone or different starfleet officer they assimilated
>>217813048>Someone pointed out that the hand phasers are basically used like flintlocks - they even have a similar profile.Only in TNG. They were more pistol like in TOS.
>>217813117>why would they even bother cloning picard,If you propagate him from seed the fruit is bitter.
>>217813063Wow first contact could have been good with a completely different plot, who knew
>>217813110>>217813117Face of the Borg terror during their first incursion = assimilated Picard = they understand seeing Locutus again would fuck with and demoralise SF even further in a scenario where they think a representative is needed so bothered to invest in a lengthy cloning processBut, quite frankly, that explanation is subordinate to the fact that I simply really dislike the Queens and Stewart vs. Stewart on screen would be fun
>>217813162>d replaces e>locutus replaces queen>POTENTIALLY, sisko replacing woodardNone of that changes the fundamentals of the plot of the borg trying to erase humanity's first contact with the Klingons and the Enterprise being overrun with Borg
>>217813131TOS was more of a westernTNG and onward they're more flintlock-y
>>217813182bruh most of starfleet doesn't even know who picard is
Been watching TNG all the way through without skipping around like I usually do >it’s a >ships computer gets hacked by mysterious life form >cast member is being mind raped>delivering the TOP NEGOTIATOR to peace talks>holodeck becomes real again>child bonds with cast member>episodeIt’s amazing how low effort and repetitive so many of the episodes actually are. Especially the endings they just sort of crap out with a exterior shot of the ship and theme music without addressing anything that went down
>>217813246>bruh most of starfleet doesn't even know who picard isWhat? You're also missing the point, the explanation presented is simply "good enough" in order for us to arrive at Stewart playing off against himself in the third act of FC via Picard vs. Locutus. That, to me, sounds far more watchable than the fucking mustache twirling piece of shit villain known as the Borg Queen
>>217813220something something harquebussy
I wish to be the flesh pinecone’s meat puppet.
>>217813252When it comes to rape, TNG is unchallenged.
>>217813305Is that the one that imprinted on the flamboyant gay psychic?
>>217811671
>>217813353yeshe later traveled back in time and became president of earth
>>217813305MOYA! CHOCOLATE STARBURST NOW!
>>217805439Tawny Newsome from Lower Decks lmfao
This dumb broad Michael Burnham is always fucking crying
>>217803750
Been watching TNG all the way through without skipping around like I usually do>it’s a>ships computer gets hacked by mysterious life form>cast member is being mind raped>delivering the TOP NEGOTIATOR to peace talks>holodeck becomes real again>child bonds with cast member>episodeIt’s amazing how kino it is
>>217813252TNG was made for syndication so of course the plots were repetitive. You weren't expected to have seen every episode in order. While this may be the sixth time you've watched Data befriend a child, it may be someone's else first Star Trek episode ever. One of the promises of streaming and short episode counts was they were supposed to do away with redundant plotlines.
>>217813048I've never read any of his Hornblower series. But, I have read a couple of C. S. Forester's other novels. The last one I read was The Good Shepard. It's about a US Navy captain who is commanding an escort fleet across the Atlantic in WW2. And really just a two day period when they're being attacked by a U-Boat wolfpack. It's all first-person. So, mostly his internal monologue, reasoning though decisions and self-doubt. Pretty good. I was thinking about Star Trek when reading. How a show should incorporate more of it's vibe. He writes with verisimilitude. Like, the crew's professionalism, ship's routine, how they interact, command structure and the heavy weight of responsibilities. It feels real. Like in TOS. Kirk is always being handing clipboards by yeomans because he has to sign some paperwork. That sort of mundane work needed to run a ship in a disciplined organisation. These small details were added by TOS writers. Who were veterans on WW2 and Korea, and it was just second-nature to them. They just knew that's how things were done. And how those details that add verisimilitude are non-existent in NuTrek.
>>217813519I think I caught a film with tom hanks that might've been based on that book of his
Makes one think.
Not particularly.
>>217813380I would kill a man for Claudia Black.
>>217813673Trip on, beefaroni. *farts*
>>217813689I can't I am on the lamb.
>>217813572>georgie>the new spockKek'd
>>217813715I said lamb instead of lam lolWould these two get along?
>>217813715There are worse daikatana pillows to have. I wonder if they're going to edit STD to remove the glowing reference made by Lorca to Elon Musk.
>And Mr. Worf, you'll find I' a man who collects on his debts.What did he mean?
>>217813773He spent 20 years in the can eating grilled cheese off a radiator.
>>217813751>those scrambled eggs aren't done yet Mister Gordon, why are you plating them now?
>>217813817>You call this leola root stew? It looks like a donkey shat in a diaper!
>>217813846
>>217813773He holds the keys to the Promenade.
>>217813913Keep putting in that work
>>217814423Does Starfleet allow tattoos or piercings? Serious question.
>>217814475tattoos, yespiercings? take them out while on duty, they're a hazard
>>217814475
This is what gagh really looks like by the way
>>217814493Bajorans get a religious exemption for their dumb little earrings.
>>217814570no it isn't thats gook slop
>>217814496We are far away from the bones of my ancestors HEYAHOYYAHEYAHOYAA
>>217814570No, those are the conspiracy worms.
>>217814732Are you okay? What happened to you that you don't understand how jokes work?
>>217814647they shouldn't
>ds9's target audience
>>217805638If you count androids as sentient, it's Mudd
>>217814570I'm getting nostalgic over the Chinese bat soup memes of 2019/2020.
Got The Cloud Minders on in the background. In Amok Time, the pon farr was this super-secret hush-hush thing Vulcans were too embarrassed to let on about. Now here he is telling some girl he's barely met about it.
>>217804051From an anthropomorphic standpoint it was clear to me by episode 1 that he was going to be bald.
Speaking of Chinese people would he be Science, Command, or Operations?
Is Avery Brooks dead or rotting in bed in a coma? why is everyone treating the situation like he's dead? Did he actually phone in the 3 sentences of the epilog or did they use ai?
>>217814938Who gives a fuck why are you watching bad television?
>>217814938Jake was real but the sisko voice was ai. Still valid ds9 rape.
>>217814964He has a right to enjoy what he wants.
>>217814938Brooks voice was ADR from a jazz album he released 20 years ago that he gave permission for Paramount to use in the episode.
>>217815054Oh shit, thanks anon.
>>217814938he quit acting and told star trek shit to fuck off. from what i understand theyve tried to get him for 5 shows of nu-trek and the only thing he agreed to was allowing this episode to use some of his old spoken poetry and not his likeness lol. he clearly does not give a shit
>>217814938>Did he actually phone in the 3 sentences of the epilog
>>217815054rape
How to reboot Trek: Kill the current iteration of it and make it clear that it's its own continuity.Rerelease the Remastered TOS and TNG in streaming on every network plus do a theatrical tour of every film and season finale or twoparter in movie theaters for a year.Announce remasters of ENT, DS9, and VOY in that order exclusively on Prime or Netflix to get some cash in. The reason for ENT is because it's the most like TOS and TNG and has the most recent CGI so it can be put back together faster where DS9 needs remastering of physical shots and Voyager's CGI is old.Get Shatner involved in a project, any project. License Star Trek to Six Flags for a theme park.
tawny lurks here and she better talk about how dukat was an unappreciated man in season 2
>>217815094From what I understand he doesn’t outright hate Trek or the role, he just gets annoyed that it’s his most famous work and it’s all people want to talk about. He sees himself as a “professional actor” who has done multiple things. I think it’s mostly just anecdotal redditors who say he is mean for not loving the role and LARPing as Sisko IRL. From what I’ve heard though he is actually pretty nice
>>217814800>what happened?years of disingenuous posting
>>217815132Hello I am an executive at PAramount and would be interested in discussing this further. Particularly licensing the IP out to third party amusement parks.Please feel free to reach out and email me.~RubenSent from my iPhone
>>217806709Because its not racism. Its specieism. Who EVOLVED separately for millions of years. The hybrid shit, outside of medical intervention, was always fucking stupid, one of Trek's original sins.They aren't separated by thousands or even tens of thousands of years, but by millions. Billions really. It wouldn't be far off for others species to criticize humans for being entirely bullshit and lies, where the supposedly nice ones just shrug their shoulders when the sociopaths engage in vicious bloodthirsty behavior.
>>217815170oh he for sure is probably a super nice guy but like many others in star trek he just did the role as a job and moved on. i think thats 100% fine. its just funny that nu-trek dedicated an entire episode to him despite knowing he woudlnt ever come back
>>217804905>firesYou mean ice
>>217815156Does she? Well damn. If that is the case you would think she would actually be funny.
based avery brooks not participating in drek
>>217815454>believing random bullshit you see on 4chinwhat are you doing
But seriously go to >>217809665 if you want to talk about awful shit nobody here actually gives a fuck about or even watches.
>>217815484Are you an ESL and is that why you dont understand sarcasm? Are you just like a random guy from Pakistan Paramount paid to be here to shill their garbage?
>>217815454Off the clock? For free? You must have mistaken her for a janny.
>>217815156There's no way she could handle the concentrated autism that goes on in these threads.
>>217815603>There's no way she could handle the concentrated autismshe does improv and works with mcthumb i think she can handle it
>>217815595She isn't funny on the clock either, unless you find cringe funny. Then the talentless cunt is HILARUOUS.
>>217815590sarcasm doesn't translate well through text, especially when you make no effort to use iti'm also not shilling anything or poopskinned, so idk where you got that idea
>>217815680Your opinion is noted. Good luck with your successful ascent through a creative field while on the lam(b).
>>217815731At least I have enough self awareness to not turn Star Trek into some self-insert fanfic pile of shit.
It baffles me that the 20 minute children's show actually managed some jokes that made me laugh yet somehow they are trying to cram academy with jokes and not a single one lands. This show has no idea what it's tone is or who it's for outside of all its other sins
>>217815790Hey, don't put all the blame on her. She ran the idea by her husband, whom she has been married to since 2013 and continues to be married to, and he liked it because he supports her endeavours.
>>217815815who it's for is extremely obvious
>>217815815Its for the people writing it so they can all sit around and jerk off about how clever and quirky and heckin wholesome they are. Its a bunch of talentless people huffing their own farts.
>>217815839Sure yeah that fictional "modern audience" but there are even sub groups of them that like things that others don't This show doesn't succeed at being a comedy, drama or a slice of life. What the fuck is it even doing? Even STD and SNW are more focused even if shit in their own way.
>>217815830I'd rather die alone than be alive with somebody watching Lower Decks.
>>217815886>Sure yeah that fictional "modern audience"no.
>>217815890You think you had a choice?
>>217815886i would kill for a comfy slice of life trek show on some distant starport in the boonies of the alpha quadrant
Don't even bother making a new thread. /trek/ is dead.
>>217815941yep
>>217815941>>217815955can't wait for the next thread now
>>217815939You are right. I would never choose to watch Lower Decks.
>>217815890be the change you want to see in the world, ganbatte
>>217815966Your missing out It's pretty good once they figure out to make Mariner less annoyingActually respectful trek references then how every other live action shits all over previous shows You will likely ignore this but you may not die alone if you open yourself up to new experiences more
>>217816026>You will likely ignore this but you may not die alone if you open yourself up to new experiences morethis is why no one likes you
>>217816026I'd rather die alone watching Frieren.
>>217816026it's better if she dies alone. Useless eater.
>>217816060>>217816060>>217816060
>>217816026it's not good, never goodmemberberries are not respectful trek references
>>217816026why do lezzie dykes always try the hardest to sell their 'toon
>>217816221idk why that guy is. I dont care if she watches it. I do want her to die alone.
>>217816221I know enjoying a television program is forbidden but at least I am not a miserable faggotThe DS9 episode is great, I quite enjoyed an episodic trek show that didn't jump to universe destroying stakes every week Something we haven't seen since enterprise It's actually kind of embarrassing that LD and Prod are the only good trek stuff released since and they are the throwaway cartoon spinoffs yet show more respect for the franchise then the mainline currently is
>>217816312but pickle trek is just lame and unfunny, the fourth wall breaks are obnoxious, and i want to punch jack quaid
>>217815211Nu-libs b liek >populations that were physically separated for eons develop distinct behaviors:\>aliens that were physically separated for eons develop distinct behaviors :0
