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>>217907332
hahapoop
>>217907373can't wait for this faggot to get stabbed in his other eye
Has anyone tried to collect dragon semen?
show did a better job of showing why Lynoel and Raymun Fossoway fight for Dunk than the novels.
Why were the targs ancestors so interested in blood magic?
>Full force smashes his mace into side of his head>”I do not recall the blow that broke his skull…”
>>217907408because you can do cool shit like summon ghost assassins with it
>betters after they found out Baelor sided with Dunk
>>217907332Salud
>>217907417what a fucking chad
Remember when this cuck was supposed to be the next big thing standout role George’s favorite ultimate badass character with his face on t shirts and shit? What ever happened there? Has there been a bigger falloff in history?
>My OP's thread is a thread for oldfags. You an oldfag?
Tarags back then>we are weak house compared to better dragon lords who built greatnessTargs>I will defend weak knight and burn people alive
>>217907482Wine moms love him
>>217907482The show butchered his character and motivation. In the books, he probably had Jace killed at Gullet.
are Targaryen supposed to be these were Nazi incest types?
>>217907510No he didn’t
>>217907417Margaery was on the list.
>>217907534Too. Old.
The virgin Westeros>omfg dragons? Nothing we can doThe chad Essos>lll fight and not only will I fight will rape you just as much
>>217907553god Garin the Great was great
war of the ninepenny kings would be part of a young tywin show yes?
>>217907482lol where is bro's eyebrows.
What do you even do in the minutes standing there leading up to the first charge
I thought Baelor was the religious nut when I first watched so Iw as qconfusedd
Stop raping, ser!
>>217907485>You know what we do to men who go pretending to sacred posts around here? We tie them to lawn chair, tape their eyes open, and make them watch Neil Breen movies for a week straight. We call it /tv/ time. So I ask you again.
>>217907591that would be Baelor the Blessed
Objectively correct.
>>217907602I'd glaze her face with Aryan cum
>>217907633
Does raymond even have armorHe's not gonna fight in whatever he's wearing is he
The virgin Westeros>omg will my daughter marry this person I can get an lordship and -The Chad Essos>we break men and make men. We have every blood wizard ready ensure our victory. Thousands no tens of thousands will die in a for Valyria and >water God is so mad it creates gray scale
>>217907691he has a gambeson, just give him some gloves and a helm, good to go
>>217907668>Daeron the young dragon in B Justify this
Cheers lads
>>217907668Jaehaerys I stopped the human offerings to the Others, so he should be F tier
>>217907711It was a way to unify the realm post-dragons, like england invading france
make a teamyou get one kingsguardsoldierarcherswordsmanbig guyspy or assassinlordladymagic personmaester
>>217907524literally yes
>>217907402Yeah, it was pretty fun
im tempted to watch got again. is this wise? i'll skip all the dany scenes of course.
>>217907668It's a lot easier for queens:>SRhaenys, Alysanne>AVisenya (loses points for enabling Maegor's bullshit)>C Daenaera (made a lot of old men cum as a loli)>D Everyone else (women got all sent to the kitchen after Alysanne)>FDaena (birthed the BFS dynasty)
>>217907853Read the booksAFFC is kino
>>217907877>Maegor's bullshitSoooo he was a zombie right?
>>217907877>>F>Daenahaaaaterr
>>217907524
>>217907407I get Lynol with his extra scenes but Raymun was about the same as the books
>>217907922Man, those GoT thots are something else.
>>217907877Betha Blackwood was good
>>217907407I feel like Dunk and Raymund should've had like 2 more scenes to really flesh out their bromance but otherwise it felt good. Him being so ride or die for Dunk when they've literally talked like twice isn't quite there.
>>217907813>kingsguardMerryn Trant>soldierRamsay Snow>archerFletcher Dick>swordsmanSmiling Knight>big guySer Robert Strong>spy or assassinWaif>lordAerys II Targaryen >ladyCersei>magic personMelissandre>maesterQyburn
>>217907881>AFFC is kinohello based department, I'd like to file a claim
>>217907813>big guy
>>217907965Jesus anon are you trying to go for the most corrupt combo?
>>217907813>loras tyrell>lannister ed shreen>ramsey>zombie gregor>varys>Lyonel baratheon>young Olenna Tyrell>Night King>Pycelle
>>217907881I don't even hate AFFC but I understand why people do. You go from George's most focused, action-packed writing in Storm to a book that's like 30% Brienne riding around like a dullard and the story barely moves at all in the whole book.
>>217907813>kingsguardLittlefinger>soldierBran Stark>archerDonal Noye>swordsmanSamwell Tarly>big guyTyrion Lannister>spy or assassinNed Stark>lordRoose Bolton>ladyBrienne of Tarth>magic personBaelor Targaryen>maesterHodor
>>217908010Cersei single handedly carries it
>>217907813Jaqen H'ghar
>>217907946Imagine the grip though
So, can Bran sire children or will there just be another civil war after he kicks the bucket? Also is there any reason to believe that when they chose him they were aware that he was low grade omniscient?
>>217908142
>>217908142Bran is immortal.
jaqen off
>>217908142Yes and no.
>>217907813>kingsguardSelmy>soldierRobertB>archerBrynden Rivers>swordsmanDaemobB>big guyDunk>spy or assassinVarys>lordTywin>ladyAllicent>magic personThoros>maesterLlewyn
>>217908016kek
should i watch that lord of the rings anime movie from last year
>>217908142it's best not to give this ending any additional thought because it's clear that nobody involved with the show did
>>217908142Rickon’s descendants will succeed him
>>217908198
>>217908224he would be king, King of the magic people, the Children of the Forest and Giants, not the Seven Kingdoms
I will worship Jon Connington's cock he'll forget about the dead Targ twink
Lack of blackpowder weapons is the biggest weakness of ASOIAF.
>>217908142Gendry will follow him as the heir to both the Baratheon and Targaryen dynasty
>>217908142Bran will miraculously impregnate Meera Reed with 8(octuplets) boys that will grow to be 8 foot tall giga chads. they will in turn sail off to the rest of the world, essos, chinos, eschinos etc. and rule over all sea and land for their whole lives, ushering in a peace unseen before.
>>217902017>>217901945Anon is so obsessed with beesbury that he made a fanfic. It's the very first shit i found for asoiaf.
>>217907813>kingsguardSer Barristan Selmy>soldierBlackfish>archerRandyll Tarly>swordsmanArthur Dayne>big guyDuncan The Tall>spyVarys>lordEddard Stark>ladyBrienne>magic personQuaithe>MaesterSamwell Tarly
>>217908240Hi Quinn The Gm
>>217908254That’s Ira Parker
Did Ned always remember to say "no homo"?
>>217908254mind your own bzzzzness
>>217907848Tell me about the dragon penis.
Any love for the frumpy jewess bringing us kino? Thank you Sarah Smith, fuck your Sara Hess!
Is there anyone who could realistically go toe to toe with this killing machine? He went 1v13 and won.
https://www.tiktok.com/@hbomax/video/7603797733001989407Can't believe they cut the scene where Dunk recruits Beesbury by singing Backalley Lads songs to the crowd. Did Ira Parker even read the book?
>>217908331Bronn
>>217907813>kingsguardDuncan the Tall>soldierWun wun>archerAre there even notable archers in the series?>swordsmanArya's mentor>big guyFor you little finger>spy or assassinBranhub the rape is good>lordNed stark since everyone is a cunt>ladyCatelyn stark after becoming a wight>magic personBranwarg the rape is good>maesterVaegon
>>217908224Right but George would actually set it up and make it happen in a sensible and satisfying way, not with a last second "who here has a better story than cripple boy LMAO!"
>>217907813>kingsguardErryk Cargyll>soldierDavos Seaworth>archerOsha>swordsmanArthur Dayne>big guyBrienne of Tarth>spy or assassinJorah Mormont>lordOtto Hightower>ladySansa Stark>magic personLady Stoneheart>maesterQyburn
>>217907332Salud!
>>217908331>I need a name for this hulking warrior with a facial disfigurement who is a bodyguard to a boy of royal blood much like sandor >I got it!
>>217908373Is there even a sensible way to make it happen besides committing mass tree brain rape?
>>217908333damn he's actually got a pretty good singing voice
>>217908285Sorry i can't stop it.
Reminder.The wall is stated to be 700 feet tall. No arrow would be able to reach yet wildings somehow shoot arrows that are able to penetrate mail at such a height.The kinetic energy of each arrow approaches small arms fire. Gunpowder does not exist in GRRM's world because it does not need to. Humans are capable of drawing bows with draw strength in the 1000's of lbs.
>>217908386Who knows. I'm curious what George does with him if we ever get more books. It's clear D&D had no clue what to do with him once he became a tree wizard so they just made him sit around staring creepily and people and saying weird shit while doing nothing.
>>217908376Blackbros... why is the throne not rejecting Aegon's usurper ass?
>>217908331>He went 1v13 and won.Sounds like 20 good men would handle it
>>217907332>>217907373
would a war of the ninepenny kings would be part of a young tywin show yes?
>>217908331No one can realistically win a 1v13 fight in the first place.
>>217908331tv show arya stark
Man, this episode could have been the single best episode of the entire franchise but>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPWell, a 9/10 ok.
>>217908142Am I right if we follow the inheritance laws in Westeros Sansa IS Bran's current heir? If we follow male progeniture Sansa's eldest son?
>>217908412Them removing bran from season 5 because they didn’t know what to do with his story and then at the end claim he has the best story is one of the the most hilariously stupid things ever.
>>217908464yes
>>217907745technically Alysanne did that, dumb bitch got the ick at the nightfort because of the magic and forced the Watch to abandon it. She was also seething that her dragon was afraid to fly over the Wall, she couldn't handle being mogged by Stark magic
>>217908496In the show the new king seems to be elected, in the books Rickon’s kids will probably succeed him
>>217908477star of the hit game MultiVersus????
>>217908333They had to make room for the alteration where right before the two teams meet in the first charge they stop their horses and pull out instruments for a musical duel with Dunk and Aerion as the lead singers. Featuring a special guest performance from "Mad" Medgar Tully. Maekar breaks his bass over Baelor's head.
>>217907877>Visenya (loses points for enabling Maegor's bullshit)she literally saved the Targaryan dynasty, Maegor buck broke the faith>You are a fool and a weakling, nephew. Do you think any man would ever have dared speak so to your father? You have a dragon. Use him. Fly to Oldtown and make this Starry Sept another Harrenhal. Or give me leave, and let me roast this pious fool for youanus targaryan was a bitch, maegor did nothing wrong
her name is hope ser
>>217908515Ah it's established they're electing kings now in the show? I thought what they did in the show is just like Jaeherys' council where the lords or council elected or gave their support to Viserys over Rhaenys.
>>217908151Best got reaction image evr
>>217908553That just seems to be what is implied, because Bran’s logical heir rules an independent kingdom
why did that dumb fortune telling hag BITCH scare egg like that?????
>>217907668Where are Jon Snow and Daenerys, nigger?
never seen a tv show director ever admit they were wrong. the retarded transnigger director of witcher comes to mind
>>217908331>1v13>it was on a drawbridge so they had to attack almost single file>attackers were a Peake nepo hire and 12 random guardsany huwhite Northman would kill this chimp with ease
>>217908393can you not leak my shit here pls
this show is so fun is this the best show ever? perchance
>>217908586you can just hear the asskissing of those 39 upticks
>>217908331BobbyBAemon the DragonknightArthur DayneDaemon BlackfyreBarristan SlemyJaime LannisterVictarionOberyn Martell
>>217908625Dunk's speech about a true kinight is probably one of the best speeches in cinema.
>>217908495That and >>217908586 make Ep4 a 8/10
otto hightower vs otto rocket who wins
>>217908661gods be damned boy do you want another dance of the dragons in these threads
>>217907668Baelor the Blessed was a fucking retard
>>217908585Dead on a roadside somewhere, where they belong
give me ten good men and some climbing spikes
>>217907668People who put Maegor in D fail to understand he secured the targs as gods in westeros who could disregard the faith while Aenys finished shitting himself to death
I love the Lannisters. They're such a funny bunch
>>217907668jofrey ss tier
>>217908687They are the song of fire and ice, you cringe faggot subhuman
Raymun calls Aemon useless, and I trust my applebro more than that oldfart so I take his word for it: Aemon was useless.
>>217908763Name one person (one) who likes Dany charpters
>>217908780SUNSET
>>217908780THE MORE SHE DRANK
>>217908780>charptersmore liek sharters
Director of dunk confirms the show has literally no budget. The 1980 adaptation of Ivanhoe probably has a higher budget!
>>217908780Uh.... uh..... don't change the subject!
>>217908842that's criminal
>>217907813>Kingsguard: Barristan the Bold>Soldier: Grey Worm>Archer: Howland Reed>Swordsman: Sandor Clegane>Big Guy: Brute of Brapen>Assassin: Jaqen H’ghar>Lord: Maekar I>Lady: Tyene Cunny Sand>Magic Person: Brynden Rivers>Maester: Pycelle
>>217908768Egg… I dreamed I was old
>>217908538>saved the Targaryan dynastyBut the Targaryens are extinct and the faith is still around?
>>217908866>>Lady: Tyene Cunny Sandlooked her up HOLY FUCKING BLONDE BABIES WITH HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>217908954Unbeelievable.
A beehiveA fucking beehiveAnd their fucking castle is called HoneyholtAnd we are all collectively supposed to take them fucking seriously, them and their stupid ass puns. By the seven, one more fucking pun and I will burn every fucking beehive in "honeyholt"
>>217908954someone has been bzzzy
>>217909018Bee cool, sir
>>217909018the bee does not concern itself with the opinion of pollen
>>217909018ok, we will behave
>>217909018Honey, chill out.
>>217909018stings doesnt it?
>>217909018Don't worry, bee happy
>>217909018oh quit pollen our legs anon
>the bee does not concern itself with the opinion of poll-ACK
>>217909082He tanked that btw
>>217907813>kingsguardMaario Naharis>soldierBittersteel>archerEdmure Tully>swordsmanDarkstar>big guyDunk>spy or assassinNo one (Jaqen Y'har)>lordDavos Seaworth>ladyBessie (and her tits)>magic personMoqorro>maesterMarwyn
>>217909018bee the change you want to see in the world ser
>>217909142classic
>By the seven, if i hear one more fucking bee pun
Alright, that's enoughSer Criston, bring me their headshttps://youtu.be/JkDaeKYnrTg?t=74
>>217909172>>217909189lord Beesbury is dead...poisoned by his enemies
>Beesburyposting returnshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozbFXRpGsUI
>>217909232I hope every spin off has beesburys to shitpost about
>>217909142anyone has the vocaroo
The real blackpill is knowing that this line is probably straight from GRRM. He then saw the response to his desired ending and decided he didn't want to write the books anymore.
>>217909018>name like honey, got a lot of bitches buzzinseethe
>>217909018Honeyholt is on the banks of the Honeywine River.
Niche fact about asoiaf:The first time asoiaf was translated in italian, the editor made the baffling decision to split the books to make them smaller and easier to sell, so italian readers hadA Game of Thrones -> 2 books = The Iron Throne - The Great WinterA Clash of King -> 2 books = The wolf King - The dragon QueenA Storm of Swords -> 3 books = A storm of swords - The rivers of war - The dark portal (???? I have no idea where the fuck this title comes from)A Feast for Crows -> 2 books =The Queen's Domain - The dark ProphecyA Dance with Dragons -> 3 books = The warriors of Ice - The flames of Valyria - The Dance of DragonsWith 12 books when looking up reading orders italian readers had no fucking clue what was going on. It has since been changed but this causes the further issue that some readers have 12 book editions and others 5 book editions, meaning it's even harder to understand the correct reading order for newcomers to the series
What will be AKOTSK's version of picrel?
>>217909433Next episode is the flashback episode, its their chance to ruin dunk and especially ser arlan.Next season they get the chance to fuck up the blackfyre rebellion
>>217908954What a sight to bee-hold!
Maybe they can add it as a flashback or something in S2…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlHh96mxg0M+Slower tempo of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZE9gVF1QbA=KINOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MJ4AsqmHso
>>217909018Buzz off
>>217907332>Yes, Ser Duncan, I am quite aware that my nephew Aerion is a monster who was completely in the wrong. I very well might have done the same in you're situation, but I am afraid laws are laws and if a trial is called you will certainly lose. If only there was some sort of stately authority above whatever lowly would convene to render your verdict. A figurehead whose word alone is law. Oh wait, I am describing a King. We have one of those, and he very likely also knows Aerion to be a giant tosspot and would almost certainly take my word above Aerion's. But alas, the King is many leagues away. It would be really convenient if there were an auxiliary figure, a sort of trusted confidant who had the authority of the king and could make decisions on behalf of the king when he is unable or unwilling to make them himself. If only such a hypothetical figure existed and happened to be right here in Ashford Meadow, he could easily commute whatever sentence you may be handed with nothing more than a word. Oh well, I guess we have to do a trial of seven. But it's fine. What could go wrong? Probably nothing.
>>217909505give the line to another character maybe? or they can just save it for the literal end of the series after all us angry viewers forgot about season 1 forgetting the line
who would robb stark appoint to his council had he won?
>>217909522>and he very likely also knows Aerion to be a giant tosspotAs if Daeron Waters, enabler of cuckraven, would care about people being evil.
>>217909506kino
>>217909543Basedraven did nothing wrong
Stay with me a little longer Dunk.I don't want to go back to HOTD jail.
>>217908661Otto bin laden wins good sir.
>>217908842They saved cgi budget from the dragon dreams.
>>217909505I feel like there’s definitely a whole scene of smallfolk cheering dunk in the next episode or the last one but he obviously can’t just start describing unaired scenes. The placement isn’t nearly as big of a deal as the redditor thinks it is. If anything Raymund and Egg stepping up for dunk means more before literal mobs of people are shown to be on his side
>>217909018Let's comb through the reasons you have to bee so abuzz with anger
I hope to god no one notices how white the cast is, please don’t rub it in their faces please
>>217909746Who is the guy on the left?
LORD ASHFORD JERKS OFF TO GAY FEMBOYS
>>217909765daeron the drunkard/dreamer
>>217909746the lads
>>217909746Aerion is cast perfectly. He has that punchable face.
>>217907668>aegon II on>nyra isntim using this to ragebait retards and broads on twitterthanks
>While traveling the Kingsroad you encounter a cloaked figure who places four gifts before you from which you can take one1. An ingot of Valyrian steel2. A dragon egg that will hatch (no guarantee you can control it)3. Rights to a fiefdom with a legitimate title for yourself attached 4. A potion that will give you warg abilities
>>217908142He can't.In the show, he will live a long time but they'll elect the next king. Gendry's descendants have the best shot. Bonus points if Gendry knocked up Arya. Bran can legitimize their son and groom himIn the books, Rickon's sons will probably succeed Uncle Bran.
>>217909522Baelor heir apparent, and a thoughtful leader. Could he commute Dunk's sentence? Absolutely. Does he want to? Absolutely. But he has more than Dunk to consider. Overturning a sentence or denying Aerion his rights would be a massive violation of Westerosi custom and tradition. No one gives a fuck about Aerion or his hurt feelings, but if Baelor is willing to deny him his rights it signals that he's willing to break the rules when it suits him. If he could do it to Aerion, he could do it to any nobleman. That would make people a lot more hesitant to accept his legitimacy, and at this point in time the number one priority is keeping the realm stable and Targaryen hegemony secure.What he actually does is far better. By fighting for Duncan it shows that he believes in Dunk's innocence, respects the law of the land, and is willing to do what is right at great personal cost. All of these are desirable traits in a king.
GOT was shit since the first scene of the first episode of season 1, when they ruined the Others
>>217909831>4>drink it>warg into the stranger and have him give me the other gifts as well
>>217909834Bran isn't Bran, he is a vessel for the Three Eyed Crow. Bran's successor (assuming he is even capable of physically dying at this point) will be another vessel for the Three Eyed Crow.
>>217909807And he took that rock like a champ
>>217909831>2. A dragon egg that will hatch (no guarantee you can control it)if it's a gurantee hatch, i take the egg and get to fAegon, Jon Snow, or Daenerys and become one of their most trusted allies/lords for life
>>217909862
>>217909882what if Daemon Blackfyre was a dreamer and actually rebelled so he could fucking kill Bloodraven before he destroys house Targaryen
>>217909894what if your grandmother was a bicycle
>>217909894Possible, possibleAfter all the crimes of shitraven are too numerous to count
>>217908470he was defending a drawbridge so it's a bit more believable
>>217909907i'd let you have a ride if you only you knew how
>>21790994213 one on one in a row is exhausting, even if you win them all.
I thought Ira Parker was a woman...
>>217907373>supposedly "strong" boys>just some scrawny yt kidsidgiis aemond just a queer or something?
>>217909955theres 13 men weren't exactly his equals or equally as equiped anon
>>217909962you thought a woman was the showrunner behind this???
>>217908470I would, easilyAs long as they are all 10 year old dwarf cripples of course
>>217909506Kino soundtrack indeed thanks for posting.
>>217909964He thinks they are smelly
>>217909966*those
>walks around and rapes anyone he wants>Has infinite pleasures so much so that he lost all feelings >Entire realm fears him>Small folk don't even dare to speak in his entire kingdom The boltons are objectively the best kingdom to live in as a rulerThe kings landing proletarians are mobbish retards and all the other small folk in westaros are traitorous bastards and retards
>>217909999Well I suppose if they are anything like their mother...
>>217910025You would let the Lord Bolton rape your wife on your wedding night?
>>217910025Any place is the best to live in as a ruler if you train them by skinning them alive, I bet Clegane also has little resistance from his servants, but I honestly would rather comfily in the reach than flay people alive
>>217909955not wrong, I like to think of professional athletes of today like in mma that are known for having crazy amounts of endurance. Throwing a bunch of amateur guards with minimal training against someone who's only occupation his entire life is fighting and killing people and then it makes more sense
>>217910044Live in as a rulerNot as a peasant of course Although when you compare to how disgusting other realms are. Yeah one rape might not be so bad compared to living in flea bottom or God forbid Dorne
Hello. I’m a Targaryen loyalist. I love bending the knee, dealing with every second king being a madman, being ruled by incestuous aliens, and never ever ever asking where their dragons went.
>>217910054>Gets turned into a thrall because your high Lord is too busy drinking arbor gold while raiders attack Everyone in the reach is constantly fighting pirates and iron born Shit sucks
>>217910060why did she make these faces
>>2179100831- we are discussing AS A RULER2- it's not THAT common when the Greyjoys aren't in open rebellion
>>217910077
>>217910107This meme would work if it wasn't for the fact that there is been exactly 1 good Blackfyre, the first Daemon, and everyone after him was a complete retard
>>217910107carried targs for far too long
beebros we can't wait for the next episode
>>217910107>and everyone after him was a complete retardthey were likable retards though going up against a mastermind who could see past and future, and they didn't even have any bad, mad or evil ones till they had the bad mad and evil one
>>217910140>they were likable retards though
>>217909018t. House Waspy
>>217910169>and they didn't even have any bad, mad or evil ones till they had the bad mad and evil one
>>217910169At least read the whole post before replying
>>217910169he's literally killing a possibly likable blackfyre there lol
Is white harbor actually one of the better places to live?
>>217910169if black magic didn't make maelys then who the hell did
>>217910202Oi heard Tarth is made of Sapphires So I would live in Tarth
>>217910126Aenys Blackfyre was a good one
>>217910169I wonder how an actual blackfyre rebellion headed by a reasonable blackfyre would’ve done instead of maelys. It would be immediately after Summerhall
>>217910204He was created by Bloodraven as anti Blackfyre propaganda. A paid actor in a falseflag of sorts
>>217910202Ironborn sailed upriver, so anywhere with a river connected to the western coast was in danger of being raided by them.
>>217910126the fuck you have against john the fiddler
>>217910217
>>217910202I wanna be in Storm’s End and get comfy storms all the time. Baratheons seem like competent rulers mostly.
>>217910221>I wonder how an actual blackfyre rebellion headed by a reasonable blackfyrehe died
>>217910202Yea
>>217910236didn't he get sent to the wall for this?
>>217910257YesBut he had the honour to become some dark tree wizard rather than fleeing en route like BITTERsteel
>>217910236i like bloodraven but this was a bit much
>>217910126>>217910169Instead of having many evil guys the Blackfyre maxxed all stats on a single uber giga evil guyThey created the rapistbabykillertorturemurderfuck of the nightskinflayertraitor brigade, he would have fit well in warhammer 40
>>217910094the brain aneurysm made her act cute
If Maekar fumbled his swing how would having Breakspear on the throne change Targ history?
>>217910277>Instead of having many evil guys the Blackfyre maxxed all stats on a single uber giga evil guylol just like when they maxxed all the good stats into one single giga warrior honorchad looks maxxer
>>217910277We don’t really have a good idea of their personalities except for Daemon 2
Why do so many characters just have to have atrocious accents
>>217910293>If Maekar fumbled his swing how would having Breakspear on the throne change Targ history?house Targaryen becomes loved again, the realm prospers. i'm only like a quater joking
>Anon my head hurts!
>>217910293He would’ve been wiped out in the great spring sickness (bloodraven)
>>217910297>We don’t really have a good idea of their personalitiesThis indicates they were quite averageHad they been deranged, we would have heard of them
>>217910293Bloodraven kills Baelor II with magicAegon the Unlikely becomes king and banishes Bloodraven to the night's watch
ASOIAF isnt finished because you fags keep watching this shit, youre a disgrace the lot of you
>>217910307No we don’t have a good idea of their personalities because nothing has been written about them or much about their rebellions
>>217910316>Don't watch this shit>Martin still doesn't write anythingNow what
>>217910297Aenys seemed trusting and diplomatic, Daemon II is peak likable retard that you almost want to root for, and Daemon Blackfyre is just a honorable dude who knows how to fight really well
>>217910312Baelor sons would succeed himI think the Targs would branch out into two branchesEgg’s sisters would marry back into the main branch (Valarr, Matarys, Rhaegel’s children), and Egg would become Prince of Summerhall. Duncan runs off with Jenny and Daeron is gay. Jaehaerys still marries his sister and the Baratheon grandmother marries into the main branch.
>>217910341>Baelor sons would succeed himDead
>sit around as neutrals while Robert kills targs>Decide to join in at the very last second>Their king dies>They get nothing for being part of Roberts rebellion >Decide to rebel by themselves for some reason ????>Lose to Robert>Robert dies>Invade the north again >Lose to stannis >Euron decides to get dragons to rebel again and marry into targsAre iron born legitimately retarded?
>>217910202Wouldn't the Neck be full of bandits and robbers since its literally the center of Westeros and if I'm mistaken all roads in Westeros pass through there.
>>217910330Aenys is not even the actual Blackfyre claimant, he just put his name forward, in defiance of Bittersteel and co. Daemon senior is an enigma because unless he was just a based retard his chivalry has to be brought into question.
>>217910346If they still die (and somehow Baelor doesn’t) then Aerys would be his heir, and then Rhaegel and his children.
>>217910328uh got me
>>217910374>in defiance of Bittersteel and coi like him already
>>217910358Balon... well, intelligence was never his greatest quality....
>>217910385Guess what
>>217910360It may be geographically the center, but the northern half is less populated than any kingdom south of the neck.There are better places to practice banditry, the riverlands have traders go from the westerlands to the vale and the narrow sea, the trade between north and south, etc etcThe dornish mountains are perfect for hiding while raiding the fertile and rich lands of the reach
>>217910408a Baelor whose entire family gets wiped out is a different Baelor to what we get in the Hedge Knight, I don’t know what you’re asking here
>>217910360the king's road in general can be unsafe in certain areas but I doubt even bandits would spend time in the Neck because it's defended by crannogmen that fight and know how to use the terrain better than anyone else
>>217910374>Daemon senior is an enigma because unless he was just a based retard his chivalry has to be brought into question.he is a bit egnimatic, people assume he was just a based retard but maybe he was a bit more malicious and caculating then we know, but Martin does speak like at least some of Eustace's biases are true, like how he tried to help Cobray when he died
>>217910430shut the fuck, holy shit
i'm actually a blackfyre bro who hates bittersteel lol
>>217910438Cobray could’ve just been overcompensation after realising he fucked up
>>217910443>ask autistic lore question about the logistics of banditry>receive autistic reply about the logistics of banditry>seethe
>>217910433Baelor surviving one encounter with death doesn't imply that all these other unrelated deaths don't still happen
>>217910443
>>217910452The Blackfyre ideology is inextricably tied to Bittersteel. If Daemon won the first rebellion he would’ve been Daemon Targaryen
>>217910455he realized he was in the wrong after smashing the vale vanguard and nearly killing one of the best knights alive?
we know every beat of the story, is this show for people too dumb to read the books? just read Book of the New Sun if you need a fix
>>217910475>f Daemon won the first rebellion he would’ve been Daemon Targaryenprobably but it's weird that he never took the name Targaryen all those years ago when he could
>>217910458the only thing that matters is Asshai By the Shadow not Dorne or Casterly Rock or wherever
>>217910481There's some differencesThe little apple going on his tirade about targs is newAll the smiling baratheon scenes were not in the bookIn fact he was barely in the story while in the show he's like in every episode
>>217910460A Valarr who doesn’t have the weight of being heir thrusted upon him could pull through the sickness. If Baelor survived Ashford he could’ve died in the sickness. If Dornish looking Baelor becomes king after his entire family dies of sickness that could significantly erode Targaryen exceptionalism
>>217910498that just means theyre ruining GRRMs vision because they think of themselves as some epic writers who know better
>>217907407>Lyonel seeks honor, glory and fun>Raymun wants to beat his cousinsimple as
>>217910479That he was in the wrong in rebelling
>>217909018They are just beeing themselves
>>217910525>That he was in the wrong in rebellingwhy would he realize he was in the wrong then and there though? he just won a duel that will go down in the countries history and smashed the vale forces without aegor or fireball, the tides had not shifted in the loyalist's favor yet
>>217910481It's a different medium, it brings a different experience to the table
>>217910513>GRRMs visionlol, lmao even
>>217907961I think he's more motivated by getting back at the incestuous aliens and his cousin than by being ride or die for Dunk.
>>217909831Three and it's not even close
>>217910560he has a vision, whether he sees it through or not is another debate
>>217910551i. e. over the course of the rebellion he realised he had been duped by a bunch of crooks and his treatment of Corbray was him trying to overcompensate via demonstrating excessive chivalry. A big part of Daemon’s psychology in my mind is that he is a bastard, and has the bastard’s stain, and wants to prove to everyone that bastards aren’t born villains (like Jon Snow). Then he realised he’s been roped into a pretty unjustifiable anti-Daeron conspiracy over the course of the war so now is going back into his shell of being an honourable knight in defiance of the scheming bastard stereotype, like he’s been doing his entire life
>>217909831>1>2you're just getting robbed, no way to guarantee value>3guaranteed value>4risky
>>217909831CK3 ass event
>>217910657Speaking of CK3 is the CK2AGOTmod superior to CK3AGOT or nah
>Anon, rumor has it that the magisters of Pentos intend to select you as the new Prince. How will you respond?
>>217910632sounds tragic, but didn't the war start when daeron had him arrested
>>217910678PENTOS WILL FALL
>>217910667id like to know, i was day one CK3 because i played CK2/GOT mod to death>spoiler: conquering Oldtown as Euron is an instant victory
>>217910667yes and no
>>217910680That was only after it was discovered he intended to claim the throne
>>217910688In what waysAnyone got a workshop collection? I fee llike playing CK3AGOT
>>217910667Nah, right now ck3 has stuff like landless adventurers that simply makes it better, and a trillion submods for everything you want, mods so you can have AI converstions with characters, mods so you can fight battles in Attila (which I WILL manage to get to work today). The only thing that is missing is essos, and admittedly it does make the world feel much smaller
>>217910632kino headcanon desu
>>217910692>That was only after it was discovered he intended to claim the throne"without any proof"
>>217910711Where is that stated?
>>217910722bloodraven was claiming thought crime and tried to do some minority report bullshit
>>217910265>banished to become one with an ancient tree cuckchair and forced to watch his love fuck other men with his thousand eyes and one
>>217910745I think that’s headcanon, there could be any number of explanations including that
>>217910698Essos ruined CK2:GOT tho. no one care about a bunch of half-spics
post a more kino valyrian swordyou cantOathkeeper would take the #1 spot with its red pattern but the ghaudy gold hilt ruins it
>>217910761Quaithe is Shiera Seastar so they seemed to be on pretty amicable terms
>>217910786>each time Lady Forlorn and Blackfyre clashed, it could be heard for miles around>>217910791>Shiera seastar had very obvious Heterochromia. One of her most important traits>the only thing we see of quaithe is her eyes>no Heterochromia is ever mentionedthats just cope
>>217910791and Arthur Dayne is Azor Ahai
>>217910786only blackfyre comes close to lady forlorn
>>217910293Westeros would be a paradise
>>217910786if house Beesbury had a valyrian steel sword what would it be called?
>>217910822no red swirls though
>>217910830StingerWasp
>>217910293There will be lots of Targs during the GoT timeline. Tragedy of Summerhall only happened because off Egg the V's obsession with dragons.
>>217910830hive hook
my house would have a valyrian leng katanamy words, "Nothing Personal"
>>217910293
love the music used in this shorthttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/Hb94CC9egjQ
>>217910830suicide
I would have a valyrian steel glock
>>217910830pollinate
PLACE YOUR MAESTER SHACKLES ON MY FLAMING HEARTPLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO ME, SWEET GIRL OF TARTH
>>217910830Waxhewer
>>217910830As another anon said, singer, sting or something of the like
>>217910830bees knees
>>217910830honeydew
>>217910830Varroa’s Vex
>>217910830bury-my-sting
People in social media are really hyping up Baelor huh.
>>217910830barb
if house Fossoway had a valyrian steel sword what would it be called?
>>217910964Orange’s Ostracisation
>>217910830StingSwarmbringer The Queen
>>217910964red delicious
>>217910964Orc Hard
>>217910830NectarSpiced HoneyGilded HoneyBuzzing Blade
>>217910830bloodcomb
>>217910830Honey Dipper
>>217910964blood crisp
>>217910964Tree Shaker
>>217910964cyanide
>>217907332https://vocaroo.com/166hluAq2Sea
>>217910964Dragon Killer
>>217911032Lmao based
>>217910964
>>217910964The bad seed Angry orchard Coresplitter
>>217910964Honey crispGranny Smith
>>217907482>FOR MY WIFE'S SON!No, Daemon. Pressing a teenager isn't hype at all. And neither is grooming your niece •~•He killed Bronze waifu cause he wasn't man enough for grown woman.The only cool thing Daemon has done was the City Watch purge
BAKE THE NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>217911067not necessary, just go get the thread stretcher
>>217910964Bleeding Orchard
>>217911067the thread starters are baked
>>217910964 Lady CiderJuicer Soursteel Bushelbane
>>217911077S-s-sorry, your grace. B-b-but Ser Janny says there's no s-such thing as thread stretcher
We need a house Plumm character to complete the silly houses band
>>217910964the orchard
Cute and canon!
>>217911123Your mother was a dumb whore with a fat arse, did you know that?
>>217910830Lannisters have Oathkeeper, Beesburys have:Beekeeper
>>217911126But the plums are Dornish…
>>217910964Doctor's Bane
>>217911181No, they are in the westerlandsTywin has some Plumm knight hidden somewhere making terrible puns
>>217911181Westerlands
new>>217911220>>217911220>>217911220
>>217907482He looks like haaland haha
>>217909862The Three Eyed Crow isn't a thing in the books as some entity. Bloodraven's just a smart dude and one that's weaker than Bran preparing him to ascend
