>BTFO of the entire industry by answering a question and saying Video Games aren't art>Every western dev spends years trying to refute him >Shigeru Miyamoto says he agrees with Ebert and causes even more butthurt>Dies months before the cinematic craze started taking over gaming>Causes the entire western industry to pivot into making movie games and desperately try to have video games acknowledged as more than just a hobby for children How the fuck did this one critic cause all of this?
>>729132920So works that are ambiguous/open to interpretation and require the reader to interact with the text and draw their own conclusions aren't art???
>>729132967They serve the same general narrative purpose. Although admittedly video games do a better job of it, able to show rather than just tell.
The art industry clapped at artists shit canned, piss christ, and fountain. They spent decades clapping and cheering at literal waste, offal, and receptacles. I don't need art.
>>729104864All games are art. Yes all of them, even chess and football. The modern video game industry just makes art bastardized into soullness product prolefeed. The world just isn't ready for this yet.
>>729133057What's with this intellectual dishonesty? "We redefined art and by our definition you're wrong". You probably believe in gender dysphoria too.>>729133098It was never necessary before. >>729133147Don't act retarded on purpose.
Why am I getting nsfw ads on a blue board?
>>729133261Windows Explorer
>>729133261nice try google ad sense employee
>>729132932>and you sort by bump orderwhats wrong with this, what am I supposed to sort by
>>729133261Spoonfeeding bad. Lurk moar!>>729133351Creation date. That way the threads don't jump around and you don't miss one you might be interested in.
>>729132764There used to be ads here with areola peek in a time where posting similar images would get you b& on the spot.
Unlimited Blade Works > Heaven's Feel > Fateprove me wrong
>>729130370FGO >>> Fate > HF > Unlimited Blade Works>>729130550Well said.
Kaleid > everything else
>>729130370Reading through UBW is kind of a mess. Maybe you would think that if you're an anime nigger.
>>729130370Finished Fate recently. Love Saber, me. Kinda don't even want to touch the other routes because I don't think I'll be able to care about the other girls if Saber's there.I noticed ataraxia is also out on Steam now. Is it any good, or does it ruin everything. It kind of trivializes the end of Fate, but it would be nice to see more Saber.
>>729130370Extra > *
Todd Haters shaking hard right now. The Starfield they were shitting on was a pre-alpha tech demo compared to Starfield 2.0.
>>729130731TES6 was announced in 2018, nigga. It's 2026 in a week. If it releases in 2028 that's 10 years you illiterate ESL fuck.
>>729131637woof have a nice night no i do not need to explain to you how wrong you are
>>729128242>Release half finished game assuming fans will fix it with mods like they always do>Barely any mods because nobody gives a shit anymore>Have to actually finish your game so you can spend the next two decades rereleasing it because that's now your business model
>>729131969>has no argument>retreats immediatelyI accept your surrender with grace.
its actually pretty goodhttps://youtu.be/ddqB1gFgGmg
Why does the Japanese games don't like Metroid?What is it that doesn't appeal to them?And what could make Metroid sell more in Japan?
>>729129106japan can't play fps games cause they get dizzy
>>729130072Sylux is just a vainglorious asshole who saw an opportunity to make a name for himself during a high stakes conflict. He failed and was left alone as a sole survivor of a squad he inadvertently killed. He’s just sat contemplating his failure and inadequacy. Then he looks up to see Samus Aran. The golden hero of the federation. That inadequacy spilled into jealousy and envy and he became obsessed with proving his self as a capable bounty hunter/soldier. He’s mentally broken by prime 4 and just wants to kill samus to prove to himself that he is more than her. I like that it’s open to interpretation but it was undercooked. He should have spoken a lot more throughout the game. Personally I really like him now and hope he returns in prime 5 which will totally happen despite everyone hating prime 4.
I played Prime 1 for the first time earlier this year, I somehow only realized like 80% through the game that it was just a 'collect all the pieces hidden around the map to fight one final boss' simulator. 6/10 game at best, I will NOT be playing the rest of the Prime series and instead will be jerking off to futanari Samun.
>>729133120I like his troll attack in the final battle when he steals life from you and you don't have it anymore if you don't get it back.
>>729133120I was almost sure the sniper that never shut up about his family was gonna be Sylux like the Fed got his family killed or something. But no, he is just a petty asshole.
Have you ever embarassed yourself in front of a game developer you really admire?
>>729128397I think his original problem is that the shop wasn't working, and the dev noted that this was probably caused by the loli porn mod.
>>729128486Well, my first reaction would be to uninstall whatever mod I'm using if a main feature of the game was not working. If it still didn't work after it, then maybe bug report. Or idk, look up issues with the mod on wherever you got it from. But to ask help from the dev for your mod, idk.... that's a bridge too far for me lol
>>729128775you're autistic
>>729127306It's tiresome seeing this game being posted all the time here when it has genuinely no redeeming quality. Especially taking into account that it was worked on for years only to release an unfinished mess. The developer behind Onirism has no work ethic and doesn't respect anyone.
>>729127306I uncontrollably farted infront of the creator of Thief
Sony won BIGLY
>4KShit bait
4K RT*upscaled from 560p
>>729132174>>729132583Dr Cope has arrived
>>729133206>facts>can only argue by commenting cope
>>729133316Yes OP presented facts. You lost
Is Monster Hunter doomed?
>>729132149And it only just barely sold over 150k that quarter to even get to that number, so it would have to suddenly jump up to double that this quarter to finally hit 11m. At the current rate it might only get there a full year after release.
>>729104006>Crapcum keeps breaking mods likely on purpose>Rana won't ever come back to sunbreakIt's so sad.
>>729103712Yes, and it was doomed from the first promotional footage they showed of Monster Hunter World. XX also had a lot of problems but it still felt like a genuine celebration of Monster Hunter, meanwhile World reeked of corporate greed. (desire to expand and reach western audiences)Rise and Wilds only continued down the path of soul eradication.
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>>729129976I think Nu Udra, Rey Dau, and Ajarakan were good newcomers, although they suffer from Fire being an over-represented type overall and "lightning flying wyvern" having to compete with the far cooler Astalos. I have mixed feelings about Arkveld. Lala Barina is cool but will forever be trapped in weak monster ghetto.The rest of the newcomers are either boring (Chatacabra, Xu Wu, Quematrice), awful (Hirabami, Rompopolo, Balahara, Doshaguma), or practically impossible to ever return (Zoh Shia, Jin Dahaad).
Where did PUBG fail where Fortnite succeeded?
>>729133280Doesn't Fortnite try to innovate more? Also it's cartoony style is much more appealing for the target Demographic
It's currently free on EGS. Game play is very slim to say the least, because it's just a matter of exhausting the dialogue options, but it has interesting lore which gels well with the pseudo-vaporwave style. Also a grade A soundtrack. All in all, it's more of a walking simulator with a bit of collectathon elements than a mystery solver, but I loved spending time in that weird island.What other games you would like to see being talked about more?
>>729132741The protagonist can sleep with her once, even tho it's just a dialogue option and the screen fading to black for a secondI really don't see what's woke about the game tho.
>>729126506I’m currently playing their new game. I’m liking it, it’s a quirky management sim with collectathon elements. It feels like more of a game than Paradise Killer anyway.
>>729126506>>729132741If y’all haven’t played Broken Reality, you should. It’s the same vibe but with varied locations and without the story focus.
>>729133068I bought it on release because I loved Paradise Killer so much but it's been sitting in my library ever since. Dunno, the lack of that beautiful island scenery kinda didn't entice me to try it yet. I wonder if they'll ever make Paradise Killer 2, tho I reckon a sequel is unlikely given how the Syndicate was pruned.>>729133343That too has been sitting in my backlog. I really should play more.
>>729126506it's complete shit and the writer doesn't understand the basics of English grammar. Doesn't understand how to use a comma. Like jfc it's okay if you're dyslexic or even just plain retarded but PLEASE pay an editor
Mika is coming to Blue Archive in less than 1 hour...
>>729133119Steambab? I think it's worth rolling until you reach 200 since it's fes but your luck may vary
Gacha cheated me. But I got stuff I've been wanting.
>>729133119I wouldn't, there are a lot of limiteds coming up.
>>729133230Umm your summer event sweep???
>>729133368*Miyako
I want to gush about Air Riders, it's the best racing game in years, a must have killer app, the reason to own a Switch 2.
>>729132405nevermind fuck MY HAT GOD DAMMIT
What lamp is the checklist asking you to hide above?
>>729133143the lamp in my room, baby. get in here
>>729099667Kill yourself marketer
>>729133186Didn't work.
Why do gamers insist on being on the wrong side of history with AI?
>>729132686>"why does /v/ always-"retarded newfag
>>729123398There's literally nothing wrong with this, gamers complain about everything. If you listen to the average gamer that consumes journo and YouTuber slop news, they will tell you they want games to come out faster but they don't want Devs to work hard (crunch), they want games to be cheaper but they want the Devs paid more and they want unions lmao. Meanwhile tastefully used AI could probably solve most of these issues but they don't want it used at all either kek, you're all fucking goyim
>>729123784Because arguing with luddite idiots that want to keep technology frozen in time for...feels, seems insane? Why argue with a crazy irrational person that is not even threatened by AI in the first place? Anyone can easily check and see that nobody anywhere has ever lost a job because of it's existence.
>>729123398When are gamers not raging and screeching about whatever topic is up at the time? All they do is bitch about things.
>>729132750Cartoon industry troons decided AI was evil and ruined the entire industry over complaining about it last year.
Rip Vince Zampella1970 - 2025
>>729133269why though?
>>729133319He crashed his car at a high speed apparently.
>>729133269fuck this nigga
>I'm now the same age Vince was when he made best cod MW2Fuck getting old god damn. Rip dude.
>awful voice acting>half the npcs trying to do a bad arnold swatcheneger impersonation>floatty animations>the most basic bitch quest design even by 2011 standards>boring ass plot and charactershow in the hell was this considered one of the best rpgs ever made? oblivion was at least a so bad it's good type of game but skyrim literally has no redeeming qualities. i thank god for bethesda being a completely irrelevant studio for the past decade. this turd of a game fooled an entire generation into believing it was good, but at least zoomers and gen alphas won't grow up playing betheslop, in fact my little nephew has no clue what a skyrim is.
>>729133126But I bet he knows what Roblox is. Is that really better
>Play as a white man>Bang Serana, love Lydia>Smash foes with a giant hammer >Comfy vistas >Atmospheric soundtrack What’s not to like?
Mods saved it
>>729133126>how in the hell was this considered one of the best rpgs ever made?The marketing and the mods. The marketing was a sunken cost fallacy, where people bought the game because of the hype and refused to admit that it was average
normalfags love it because it's dumbed down and makes you le dragonborn right away with le shouting powers. I prefer using my imagination a bit and starting as a random dumbass in an open world game like this. but that's not what most people want
>"miles mackenzie is the key to all of this, if we can get miles working, because hes a funnier character than we have ever had in metroid before." - Kensuke Tanabe
I SHOULD HAVE SLOWED DOWN AND BREAKED EARLIER, MY COD, FRIED
>>729132771So was he a plant or did he make some sort of dark pact with something out of spite as he was dying?
>>729132875Just a white guy trying to get a little motion, god forbid
>>729132771>Larian being burnt at the stake for using AI>AI manifests and kills everyone anyway
I have returned with another 80$, Post your wishlists anon
>>729133118FUCK
>>729108214Here pal. No pressure
>>729133359Forgot the wishlisthttps://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561199477890694/
i refuse to believe anyone actually has recieved games
>>729133118hey i added you, let me be the last one
Her legend race is here!
>>729132968So soon?
Do the monkeys celebrate Christmas? Does monkey Jesus exist?
this game is so fun until you get to expert maps and are trying to black border them so you use the YouTuber chom chom for reference and he claims you are being "lazy" for not actively using hero abilities or tower abilities, but whenever you do use them you end up leaking a red balloon because you didn't know the frame perfect timing to use the ability so now he considers you lazy for not being a god at the game so you use your method and still lose because you didn't use it on a frame perfect timing so yeah!<--- use another guide that requires pixel perfect placement and finally black border the map after 50 triesfun game!
>>729052473alright, here you go. this is sfw but you just never knowhttps://files.catbox.moe/5c2q3g.pngthis alt, however, is most definitely nsfw because the other one didn't really thrill me and i needed thishttps://files.catbox.moe/rlxu4x.png>>729120458this is such a good idea, god dammit
It's bananas this thread is still up.
>>729132201Nice. She looks radiant.>>729132953Just monkey business.
