Thanks doc
>>730636386switch 1 was dry af for a while at launch too
>>730635619It's just an inverse of the Switch 1 coloring scheme. Don't know if they'll continue using black as the primary color, but the tariffs did fuck up a lot of their plans during launch.
>>730636558they will release more varied colors in time they are just starting slowly to maximise profits with their drip feed model
>>730636895To be fair the people the get a boner over the color of their controllers deserve to get stolen from.
>>730635505Why is only the top coloured? What's the point? If you want to sell coloured personalisation then make the whole thing coloured.
What is the greatest game in this genre?What is your favorite, even?Metroidvanias thread.
>>730635857You're treading dangerous ground here anonSuper Metroid > SOTN though
>>730635857he said godfather not grandfather
>>730635925Yeah but Super Metroid is the base, not SotN. SotN doesn't really do anything new other than introduce a bunch of poorly implemented RPG stat nonsense that almost no metroidvanias copied - all it did was create the precedent that Metroid doesn't have a monopoly on the gameplay style and that it's now a genre and not just a singular franchise.
Metroidvania was a perfectly good way to describe these games until people insisted that Hollow Knight not only was one but was the best one. Now it's just a fancy word for a side scrolling action adventure.
>>730635897I'm gonna give a genuine hot take, Super Metroid controls kinda eh. Way too floaty.
Spacewar>pong
>>730635143WHERE ARE THE FUCKING VIDEO GAMES
Good evening I hate Lyndon B. Johnson
I just did some crack and I'm feeling radical dude
>>730635143hey, did anyone ever ask chiang to return the keys? the chinese can't get into their office.
https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2026/01/seasonal-switch-2-sales-show-significant-slowing-as-annual-cycle-sunsets/?comments-page=1#commentsI JUST KILLED JAPANESE GAME WITH MAH' FUCKIN PRICE and KEYCARD, WAHOO!Nintendo switch 2 was actual Japanese game killer. Not Chinese, Korean or Western games.Nintendo switch 2 has nailed the coffin on Japanese game by sales flopping due to fucking price and keycards, and shitty exclusives which resulted in switch 2's sale flopping like WiiU, when they are in peril in 2025 due to having kusoges only like MH wilds, Yumia, Mario Kart world, Pokemon ZA Metroid 4 while in 2024, Japanese game was so strong according to metascore. But no Japanese game with metascore over 90s in 2025. And according to this article, PS5 sold a lot in winter 2025 while switch 2 flopped hardly in winter like WiiU.
>>730633403Can game key cards be sold and traded? Yes? That's all I care about.
>>730633403
This reminds me of how good Galaxy still feels today. https://youtu.be/qq8oLKqySrw
>>730636265But Switch 2 flopping like WiiU in winter while PS5 surpassing switch 2 sale in winter shows Japanese game's fall and Western game rising.
>>730633457Oh. Fucking snoys
is it bad if i made it out of vault 101 without killing or even harming a single security guard?
new localization banger just droppedthanks NISA!
>>730633958drop the fantasies single child kun
>>730634093>the deluded fantasy:>something experienced by every woman going through pubertyWhy does seeing my sisters tits make you so upset?
>>730625692geezer
>>730625692
>>730625692"old man" would work just fine. ojisan isn't even slang.
Mu gamecube just arrived! But what does this do?
>>730636185>last video 9 years ago>all of his social media is inactiveI think he might have done more than just troon out
>>730636597natural order of things.or he could have taken his fortune and fucked off to wherever its legal to have sex with 5 year olds.
>>730633614basedhttps://youtu.be/6zi6CXdiJ6U
>>730636721Nevermind, I just realized this troon was actually the creator of Annoying Orange, and those people are apparently still making new videos. I guess the tranny just dropped everything else.
>>730636904>hose people are apparently still making new videos.so what you are saying is the AVGN x AO crossover is still on the table
This shit is impossible without a guide.How can a sensei do this without youtube?
Can you recc me some good doujin books from the last comiket
never ever...
>>730623868i forgot you need to claim points manually
Pink hair girls gotta stick together.
Why aren't you modding Skyrim Special Edition?
>>730636350Feminized Leveled Lists + Defeat + whatever the mod that lets the player be a slaved is called
>>730636156>>730636108fuck, ok I guess I'm going to do other groundwork then look for body mods.I wish modding wasn't so fucking autistic.
>>730635889>no mod about getting a succubus stuck in your head constantly whispering you sweet nothings and guiding/ordering you to do random shit like killing some people or doing petty mischief jus to entertain herIt's been so long, how has nobody tried doing that since fucking dark messiah, holy shit
>>730618921because it's a pain in the fucking assI don't want to constantly have to close and reopen the game just to make sure everything is working because there's like 50 different models for one goddamn interaction or some shitthe posts I see in these threads are pure sex but I can't be assed
>>730636068>>730636556It's a meme. It uses its own custom body and head and race. 99.999% of people are going to get better results with a 3BA type set up with Racemenu. if you some how know how to get the most out of UBE, then yea sure more power to you, it's just more hassle than it's worth. if any of the DAZ 3D uncanny valley porn games you see on steam look unappealing to you then stay away from UBE.
When the fuck is this shit gonna be finished?
>>730631959GTA VI is taking the piss too
>>730631161>Fraud is going to be out by the end of February.When did they give Fraud a release date>>730631345I need to see the source for this one too holy shitEither way yeah theres no way Ultrakill doesnt 1.0 or release all its main content in 2026. But Encores are a total tossup, theyre post 1.0 but they might as well be anywhere between 2026 and 2030 from my experience with indie devs, though id bet on 2027
>>730635030>Either way yeah theres no way Ultrakill doesnt 1.0 or release all its main content in 2026.2027**
>>730631441Hakita said he had to overhaul enemy pathfinding AI to account for the non-euclidean shenanigans that happen in Fraud.
Calling it now, P-3 is gonna be King Nimrod.
Yo, wassup, dude.
>>730629126isn't that the bitch from bloom and rage (or something)?
>>730635754Cringe bump.
>>730629126>>730634341She looks smug, is she smug?
>>730635754nah this one is hot
>>730636701The other one gives bratty vibes, makes me diamonds.
We will be pulling
>>730631319>>730636035I can smell the fujo energy from here.
>>730636320>Literally Kairi Sane with whatever the fuck that clusterfuck AI generated shoes gun bow saw teeths
>>730636523>>730636828Nobody knows who that is.
>>730636795She is everything wrong with women.
>came back to tf2 after 13 year hiatus>picked demoman again because i used to top pubs with him>my loch n load muscle memories all gone>engineers can now do a hadouken that erases my winbombs>the average pub skill level is much higher now>i am now the reason my team always losew-what the fuck am i supposed to do now
>>730636760>nerf all the fun weapons because le comp balance>give engie a fuck huge projectile deleter with zero downsidesBefore I quit tf2 completely I remember playing tf2 classic lot more than the actual game.
>>730635163I don't wanna post myself tho
Why is she so popular?
>>730622785>It's magic, bigotThen just regrow your arm with magic>don't be such a fucking bigot holy shit
>>730634791>I entered a WoW thread and now there's people who talk about WoW, what the hell
>>730606948Yeah?
>>730607330Crazy this tranny is in wow threads tooillness
>>730602770She's pretty much the pinnacle of he oppression chart Blizzard uses.
>your mission: rescue lost socksIs it a compelling enough premise for a video game?
Is it fun?
We must utilize as little space as possible for gaming men
>>730629995housing oligarchs hate this. how can this become a multi million dollar home in 30 years >:(
>>730633093>Alone is fine, but when you're living with people you realize how little privacy you have in a space like that.Where would the other people live? In the guest bedroom that doubles as an office? This unit is for young couples and optimistic bachelors.
My problem is that I would HAVE to use that space for something. Obviously not as a cuck shed, no room for leg space. However, it should be useful as something. All my time spent autism sims like Factorio has made me demand absolute efficiency. If space isn't being used, it's being wasted.
>>730634360>this shit is the reason I'm a gamer FTFY
>>730616552not even sound proofed is what gets me
We’re approaching the end of the Year 2, how has 2.X stacked up compared to 1.X?
>>730585656more like slopper slop slopo
>>730634914Nice
>>730636340What did xhe mean by this
>>730636638zoomoid first day at shitposting
Haters gonna hateZZZ has all the prettiest cosplayers in it's campprove me rongoh wait, you can't lmao
>bro like just mod your game to look better
>>730635229unban electrumite already
>>730633329Give me naked DMG
>>730635229Hehe starjunk
>>730635953>Full art DMG w/ titties hanging over lower half of the frame
>>730636289I need this
>tfw you will never have a cute cripple umawife who asks you to carry her to bed every nightwhy even live /v/?
>>730636378oof i mean the best gacha game and only wizardry is close to it.
>numbers keep going up>top 400 reachedWill try to fix my long and dirt team next week
>>730636429why is she make the small pp gesture
>>730636715To piss off koreans.
>>730636715She was talking about Tamamo
