Why do people prefer Mario 64 to this masterpiece?
>>736329725Crash 2 yeah, Crash 1 was mediocre. We had Tomb Raider and Quake in 96
>>736335576he's unironically a schizo that already confessed to eating shit and often replies to himself.
>>736335997Crash 1 is better than TR
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>>736335973Youre so fucking stupid nigger. All he did was say game bad. But with a twist, he hid it. He actually said game good, popular game bad. Wait until you learn the truth. Walk with me for a moment down this shady back alley. Dont loook at the crack smoking jesuses, keep walking with me into this underground rave. Look everyone’s dancing and they’re standing on tables dancing around. That’s what I wanted to show you brother.
Pokemon fans be like AWOOGA
>>736332565Ok father gascoigne
Which protag mom do you like the best?
>>736334768Delia is plain but the appeal of fucking ash's mom is pretty highAlola mom is perfect slampigBut ultimately whichever one is the most willing to share with her daughter is the best
>>736311585sorian66
>>736295439Precious little girl
How does /v/ feel about amazon/warrior women in vidya? Especially when they are 6 feet tall and muscled
>>736333529It takes place in Greece, Rome, England, the Middle East, China, Japan, and modern times.
>>736333924Accurate.
>>736333529There's a time skip before the last season after she kills most of the Greek pantheon where she fakes her death to hide from retribution. Ares fucks up their plans by taking their "corpses" to frozen coffins because he's always loved Xena and doesn't want to accept her death.But also it's fun television so they play a bit fast and loose with mythology and realistic historic events for plots. Hercules has Iolaus be one of the three wise men while Xena does A Christmas Carol in one of the early seasons, but there's also a Hercules with Oedipus or King Midas, or Xena foils the famed Trojan Horse of the Trojan War.
>>736336046>There's a time skip before the last season after she kills most of the Greek pantheon where she fakes her death to hide from retribution.Xena is Kratos?
>>736333529Also they reverse engineer the invention of Black Powder with Joxer, the worst chef in history.>>736336140Kratos is just Rule 63 Xena.
I have safe anon dev fatigue
>>736319216>tell /v/>get told to buy an ad>some retarded schizo ruins all discussion of your game every time a thread is created
>>736335657The space in the background looks like the one in Regular Show intro
You should kill yourself OP, and i mean it sincerely. It would be a mercy at this point.
>>736335815Good.
>>736335992Wss that intentional?It would be funny if it wasn't
Will piracy and emulation to be blame for the inevitable? Studies show most gamers play old games now and don't buy new releases like they used to.
>>736334431True, it's those pesky anon's and their memes
>>736334387playstationgabecubexbox's niche is "couch gaming", which the latter two qualify for just fine>>736334391then they're retards who don't know the circumstances in history that enabled the crash to happenit was massive amounts of mass-produced, nigh-indistinguishable consoles with the same shite games preloaded on them that caused consumers to give up on video games because nobody knew what was good or not, causing those companies to burn outthe crash ended with the NES, with nintendo's seal of quality promising consumers that a given game was completable and worth purchasingnowadays we have youtubers, streamers, review sites, indie games, and AA games filling every kind of niche imaginable. people aren't uninformed, they know to avoid bad games and to buy good gamesif the current western AAA companies make bad games then it sucks to be them
>>736334565>gabecubeI dunno, man. I doubt it's going to do as well as the 'eck
>>736334742no doubt there, the deck fulfilled a relatively-untapped niche of portable powergaming. only the switch had any claim in that area and everyone knows the switch is an underpowered console that struggles with modern AAA gamesgabecube as a couch gaming model also competes with ps5 and xbone, trying to break ground in an already-established marketif microsoft and sony keep fucking up they'll lose out, and less expensive alternatives can thrive instead (gabecube), but at present it'll be difficult
>>736333165There will be no crash. Most of the AAA industry and GaaS slop might be gone before the end of the decade, but gaming as a whole will persist.
Does it get anymore soulful than Doom WADs?
yeah, quake wads
Could they even downgrade it to a DLC expansion for Rebirth instead of a standalone game?
>>736328823>you will never see WEAPON get his head blown off>it's probably going to be some over the top melodramatic scene about someone finally fulfilling his purpose or something with Aerith in the back as a ghost or some bullshit
Part 3 is already done, they're polishing it now. And Rebirth is selling just fine.
>>736332028If the 2nd part didn't sell well then why would somebody want to buy the third part, moron
>>736328823Nah, it won't be DLC. They've hyped it up too much.It won't sell though. Like at all.
>>736328823No
https://youtu.be/McsTNECldRc?si=L_owrAitKZDgDD05Intravenous 3 just got officially announced. I really enjoyed the two prequels, good news like these couldn't be more welcomed especially after one of my favorite danganronpa fangame projects (eden garden) got canceled by the woke crowd. Support your /v/ devs
>>736333949It used to be this way before game developers became retards. You would just use mostly the same assets and make a quick turnaround dev cycle of one year and release a game in the same style but with a different story.But most devs these days couldn't figure out how to hit themselves in the head with a hammer with written instructions.
>>736334018But that's how expansion packs were made. Like Tiberian Sun Firestorm.
>>736333184No, that you'll buy anything to spite anyone because of those bottom of the barrel standards. Indie developers get away with the most extreme forms of mediocrity and will be defended with the modern gamers wallets. I've seen small time devs release broken games to only be defended by those who are more wishful about what the indie scene really was. They're fanciful about a picture that is not consistent with reality.That they will defend them even under the conditions of severe flaws. Whilst this game has it's own set of flaws none to be that severe since my issues are not necessarily with it's jank (because i like old games despite their jank) but it's overall unremarkable package.It's amateur construction as a video game.
>intravenous did well enough to become a trilogy and I took that personally
>>736335676You don't understand. Someone on the internet said it's like Splinter Cell and that's WRONG.
Will you be watching the upcoming Metroid movie?
>>736335003we already have pics from a live action Zelda, anon
>>736332008>Samus as a girlbossGay>Samus as le ebin silent doomslaya cloneGay>Samus is like those shitty starbomb music videosreally fucking gay. I have 0 faith in her characterization
>>736335753>no trailer>no interviews>noname actors who may be fake/AIok buddy
>>736335753Live action for zelda is a horrible idea. I'm baffled JP companies keep letting Hollywood or Netflix create live action shows or movies that just bastardize the original product.
disregarding OP premise because it's reactionary, alarmist and gay and replying to the OP subject insteadI've actually been on a big Metroid kick that started out as a Castlevania kick. I went from Chronicles of the Wolf to Lecarde Chronicles 2 to Metroid Dread to Zero Mission to Super and now I'm on Metroid Prime. The first three were blind playthroughs, the latter three are replays that have been long enough that they feel mostly fresh. The 2D metroidvanias were always good to play in chunks, make a bit of progress, nestle in a spot where I'd opened up headway to make smooth continuous progress, pick it back up and repeat. Prime, I actively don't want to put it down. I'll play to a spot that seems good but then just want to keep going. It's a marvel, how it's a game that really doesn't deviate overmuch from the standard Metroid mold, just in 3D (while you could make arguments that the second game is better, I think it's safe to say it deviates considerably more)--but it's so fucking huge. I mean, ZM? 3 and a half hours mostly blind. Short as shit. SM, just shy of 6 hours. Nothing crazy, I'd consider that around average for a straight runthrough of one of these games. Meanwhile, I'm at about that same length of play in Prime but I'm a little shy of halfway through. And--wait hold on a sec>>736336028medsanyway, it's a remarkable game. It was crazy when it launched, nobody wanted "FPS" Metroid. Everyone was skeptical. Nobody knew this studio. But they knocked it out of the fucking park.
what are you playing pc bros? i pirated death stranding 2 and even though i have no idea whats going on i think i like it? iom convinced both games are just an excuse to get ultra detailed high res models of actressesmight play infamous 2 later on RPCS3
I pretty much only play star citizen
>>736333724it's... different.the puzzles are easier, generally, imo.whereas the first game made you feel like one bumbling fucker alone against the *world*, TP2 surrounds you with a bunch of robot npcs who want to yap all the time, sometimes it's interesting but more often that not it feels like a chore to listen to them waffling on about a load of guff. It's enjoyable enough... but I feel a little let-down if i'm to be completely honest.
>>736334107I play WoW and do local AI shit.
>>736334107waste of money then>14th gen inteloh no no no no no
>>736335846>can't read>can't afford a 5090Many such cases
>Cut out the stupid John Woo shootout at Umbrella HQ for the opener>Instead, open it with Claire digging around doing detective work, and meeting up with an Umbrella informant at the beginning of the game, but both she and the informant are captured and taken to Rockfort. >Wesker and HCF attack, and Claire escapes>Her sections essentially play out identical to RE2/3 remake>Maybe some stealth sections where you have to duck around HCF patrols of Hunters and their handlers>Design not too dissimilar from Village, where you have a hub area that you then split off from to explore various "dungeons" (prison, military training facility, palace, airfield, etc) maybe a small town where the Umbrella employees lived can serve as the hub. >Alfred is less "cackling preening Liberace with a hunting rifle", and more "Patrick Bateman meets Buffalo Bill, with a dash of Jigsaw">Bump Steve's age down to around 12-14, so his brattiness and immaturity are a little more tolerable, and his daddy issues and schoolboy puppy love for Claire and eagerness to impress her lean a little more endearing, and a less creepy and annoying>Claire obviously doesn't reciprocate, but slides back into her patented "big sister mode">The encounter with his father happens much earlier, and Claire is shocked to find that Steve's now zombified father is the informant who she met at the beginning of the game>Because of that, she carries a quiet guilt thoughout the game about being indirectly responsible for getting Steve and his father locked up, struggling with whether or not to tell him>It isn't until they're captured by Alexia and he's injected with T-Veronica that Alexia shows him the truth about their capture, and in his anger hulks up into a monster, only to have a change of heart and rescue her
>>736324560that's because Assassin's Creed became +50h games filled with pointless bullshit to waste your time
>>736333725>Remember RE4R costumes, super-reddit safeFor me it's nu-Ashley
>>736320067>How do you even play CV nowadays?It's backwards compatible on Xbox
>>736317760>tranny main villainTheyre cutting this
>>736317760>Cut out the stupid John Woo shootout at Umbrella HQ for the openerLame. That cut scene is pure kino.
>Hi-Fi Rush is 3 years old>Super Mario Odyssey is 9 years old>Grand Theft Auto V is 13 years old>We are 8 years further away from the release of Vice City than the release of Vice City was from the year the game was set it in>Skyrim is 3 times older now than Oblivion was when Skyrim released>If someone born the same year the first Resident Evil came out had a kid at 18, that kid would now be 12 years old
>1993 was 67 years ago
>1969 was 108 years ago
ITT: Remakes that are actually better than the original
>>736335958pic not related
There are almost none. REmake is one arguably, though it's more "different and complementary". The new Nier Replicant PC release is better, but it isn't a remake, it's more like an update
>Jill's lockpick is nerfed, lowering campaign differences by magnitudes>far more linear right from the start, HAVE to go down the arrow hall and get the Sword key right away, can't go anywhere else>Mansion goes from having a modernish look to over the top candlit halls, someone having lit the candles in the MONTHS the mansion was filled with zombies>Guardhouse goes from looking like it was actually used (you know, since it was) to dilapidated and old, despite being where all the fucking guards lived>Neptune's small room is changed from believable to a huge aqua ring where Neptune insta kills you on a time like it's RE4>we get not-Nemesis, boring piece of shit that barely does anything other than add in explanations we didn't really need>caves are expanded and made worse with the gay box pushing>Barry's survival is changed from subtle to a literal "Yes or No" choice>Hunters are nerfed and censored (no decaps, despite showing them in the trailers)>Tics are cut instead of being expanded on>Second Tyrant in Chris' campaign is cut and isn't even present in Hard mode or Real Survival>Arranged/Advanced Mode is cut>Battle Game is cut (and with it, zombie Wesker and Gold Tyrant)>costumes from all the older games are cut and replaced with two of the worst costumes in the series and admittedly decent costumes that reference RE3 and CVX>the white beretta from Arranged mode is cutComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Honestly, I can't think of anyone who compares.
>>736334294Hard to argue with that list!
>>736334294This list in incomprehensible nigger babble
>>736334294Invalid post for having cuckblacked trash artist as pic.
>>736334294pretty good list actually
>boss detects player is bad at dodging a specific move>when he's about to lose he starts spamming said moveThis is the worst thing modern gaming has invented.
>>736333329>modern gamingNo thanks. I'll keep buying games from the last decade and prior. Thanks
Players deserve it for wanting to consume so much rollslop and parryslop.
Delayed attacks is worse
How am i supposed to know which gacha is worth my time?
>>736335721Which gacha even fit that category?
>>736335126it's more like clicking around, I wish it were reading
>>736335790Ya the whole maze portion was kind of obnoxious. I'm just there to read!
>>736333240>Download gacha>Instant uninstall if it asks to set up an account>Play game for about an hour>Decide if you want to keep it upAn hour is more than enough for any game to make it clear if it's a game you want to play or not. There may be extra mechanics or whatever unlocked later, but the main game will be laid bare to you after an hour. If the game feels like shit at any point, just drop it and move on. Don't try to force yourself to play it; if you aren't having fun, you won't have fun.There ARE good games out there that are sadly hidden behind the gacha flag. You just have to be willing to sift through the endless ocean of worthless cash grabs to find them.
>>736335763The 2 main ones I have played do. Kings Raid(rip) had every character and costume easily and immediately available without and form of gacha by selling it using the typical in game currency, it's gacha was only weapons/gear. Browndust 2 is my current main which gives so many rolls and character tickets you are going to get every character, I've got like 900 rolls in reserve just because I've maxed just about every character, they didn't even have paid costumes until recently so for a while you really had no reason to spend on anything.
>no tits>no assWhat's the appeal?
>>736335049Big asses typically go with wider hips and therefore signal easier child birth. Tits are superficial, the size has no impact on milk production.
Sex with really skinny girls is fun. You can fuck them so many ways
>>736335049Who could have predicted that worshipping blacks for so long would also change your preferences towards women
>>736335203Yeah she really is. She’d be the best one to marry irl too.
Is Cordelia the canon mom? Lucina looks just like her.
Is it just me or have dwarves been losing influence lately? It seems like every day more and more boards reject them.
>>736335662>human but very very shorthis competition is very steep even down to the class with the top 3
>>736335823
>>736335823they have very mechanical minds since they are typically crafted out of stone instead of created by God like humans. they get autistic about everything. and they also dont try to hide their grievances like an elf would
>>736332660>"Orcs are savages tribal warriors who live only to fight.">Woah woah woah, that's makes ME think of black people, WE have to stop doing that!!!>Now being Mexican caricatures however...
>>736332660I like the fat one on the cliff
Imagine you are a big American studio specialized in AAAImagine your boss is SonyImagine you choose her to be the main protagonist of your game
>>736321448I hope you cut off all contact after that.
>>736308326ugly women should be killed
>>736335335Don't speak about things you have no clue about.
>>736323889Her total lack of tits is a major turn off, though. To be honest, though, she is a great tool to use as a way for me to reflect on my own life. She makes me better understand why the chicks have treated me the way they have treated me. If only my dick wasn't so small, i probably wouldn't have suffered so much in life..
>>736335797>with humanityftfy
Tell the genie your wish
Does this have a story or is it just sex?
>>736335453There's plot in Shantae games, but they're nothing amazing. Still enough character interactions and dialog for people to say what kind of personalities characters have.If you're actually interested in the games, I suggest checking out Pirate's Curse, it's the one in series.
>>736335453>Shantae is the half-genie guardian of Scuttle Town who has the power to turn into cute animals for convenient Metroidvania purposes>Risky is a pirate queen who causes mischief that Shantae has to solve>Shantae's uncle does tech wizard shit to both save the day and make more problems>Rottytops is a gay zombie who wants to eat Shantae>Feat. Bolo as Captain Everyman>Sky is also there.That's all you need to know, really.
>>736327594I want shantae to swallow me whole. no gts either just full on samesize
>>736334770Yes, before quickly vanishing satisfied she no longer indebted to a pervy human.
