>short>flat>bottom heavyYou may not like it, but this is what peak female vidya character design looks like
>>736333420no one tells me wut gaem
>>736335826And yet Last Origin has a shitload of porn despite being far more explicit
>>736335897I'm not, sorry about your homosexuality
>>736333497Yet you not only entered this thread, but also posted in it.Curious.
>boss detects player is bad at dodging a specific move>when he's about to lose he starts spamming said moveThis is the worst thing modern gaming has invented.
>>736333329>modern gamingNo thanks. I'll keep buying games from the last decade and prior. Thanks
Players deserve it for wanting to consume so much rollslop and parryslop.
Delayed attacks is worse
How am i supposed to know which gacha is worth my time?
>>736335721Which gacha even fit that category?
>>736335126it's more like clicking around, I wish it were reading
>>736335790Ya the whole maze portion was kind of obnoxious. I'm just there to read!
>>736333240>Download gacha>Instant uninstall if it asks to set up an account>Play game for about an hour>Decide if you want to keep it upAn hour is more than enough for any game to make it clear if it's a game you want to play or not. There may be extra mechanics or whatever unlocked later, but the main game will be laid bare to you after an hour. If the game feels like shit at any point, just drop it and move on. Don't try to force yourself to play it; if you aren't having fun, you won't have fun.There ARE good games out there that are sadly hidden behind the gacha flag. You just have to be willing to sift through the endless ocean of worthless cash grabs to find them.
>>736335763The 2 main ones I have played do. Kings Raid(rip) had every character and costume easily and immediately available without and form of gacha by selling it using the typical in game currency, it's gacha was only weapons/gear. Browndust 2 is my current main which gives so many rolls and character tickets you are going to get every character, I've got like 900 rolls in reserve just because I've maxed just about every character, they didn't even have paid costumes until recently so for a while you really had no reason to spend on anything.
>no tits>no assWhat's the appeal?
>>736335049Big asses typically go with wider hips and therefore signal easier child birth. Tits are superficial, the size has no impact on milk production.
Sex with really skinny girls is fun. You can fuck them so many ways
>>736335049Who could have predicted that worshipping blacks for so long would also change your preferences towards women
>>736335203Yeah she really is. She’d be the best one to marry irl too.
Is Cordelia the canon mom? Lucina looks just like her.
Is it just me or have dwarves been losing influence lately? It seems like every day more and more boards reject them.
>>736335662>human but very very shorthis competition is very steep even down to the class with the top 3
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>>736335823they have very mechanical minds since they are typically crafted out of stone instead of created by God like humans. they get autistic about everything. and they also dont try to hide their grievances like an elf would
>>736332660>"Orcs are savages tribal warriors who live only to fight.">Woah woah woah, that's makes ME think of black people, WE have to stop doing that!!!>Now being Mexican caricatures however...
>>736332660I like the fat one on the cliff
Imagine you are a big American studio specialized in AAAImagine your boss is SonyImagine you choose her to be the main protagonist of your game
>>736321448I hope you cut off all contact after that.
>>736308326ugly women should be killed
>>736335335Don't speak about things you have no clue about.
>>736323889Her total lack of tits is a major turn off, though. To be honest, though, she is a great tool to use as a way for me to reflect on my own life. She makes me better understand why the chicks have treated me the way they have treated me. If only my dick wasn't so small, i probably wouldn't have suffered so much in life..
>>736335797>with humanityftfy
Tell the genie your wish
Does this have a story or is it just sex?
>>736335453There's plot in Shantae games, but they're nothing amazing. Still enough character interactions and dialog for people to say what kind of personalities characters have.If you're actually interested in the games, I suggest checking out Pirate's Curse, it's the one in series.
>>736335453>Shantae is the half-genie guardian of Scuttle Town who has the power to turn into cute animals for convenient Metroidvania purposes>Risky is a pirate queen who causes mischief that Shantae has to solve>Shantae's uncle does tech wizard shit to both save the day and make more problems>Rottytops is a gay zombie who wants to eat Shantae>Feat. Bolo as Captain Everyman>Sky is also there.That's all you need to know, really.
>>736327594I want shantae to swallow me whole. no gts either just full on samesize
>>736334770Yes, before quickly vanishing satisfied she no longer indebted to a pervy human.
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>>736324927aoe2 when
Bump
dickle rick
apparently pressing enter doesn't work for pressing "join game" after typing the code now? cool, good to know
Let's have a good discussion no offtopic crap
>>736335838I understand what you are saying, but to me it's just unnecessarily bloating the game.
>>736335961Who cares. If you want the original, you've still got it
>>736335838>include voice actingStopped reading right there. Piss off
>>736335993this, voice acting in zelda is gay
>>736335838>make existing locations fully explorable and include cut locations (unicorn fountain, 9th dungeon) to expand the map and make it appear seamlessyes>add Hyrulean Civil War memory cutscenes to find (similar to BotW or TotK) that show Ganondorf's past, how Hyrule unified, and what happened to Link's parentsi don't trust them to do this right>include more boss fights outside of dungeons that are based off of the artwork for the original game (Young Link fighting Ganondorf at the castle drawbridge, Adult Link and Sheik fighting Ganondorf's horde of monsters, etc)some random overworld minibosses or even full bosses could be cool>add additional phases and attacks to existing bosses and enemiesno, those fights are balanced around the length and mechanics that are already there. maybe add optional hard mode mechanics that you can activate intentionally.>add some of the hidden skills from Twilight Princess as unlockable moves to improve the combat, with enemies sometimes being weak to a specific skill rather than just blockingmaybe for postgame shenanigans but it would again screw up the balance of existing content>include voice acting for story cutscenes and an orchestral soundtrackabsolutely do not want voice acting. orchestral soundtrack maybe for some tracks but with extreme restraint.>add a brief additional ending that ties into the fallen hero timeline if you game over at the final bossyea that's fineComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
What's on your to do list today greymane?
>>736335707>skeletonslol, there are only like 6 enemy types in the whole game besides the bosses. no skeletons, for a supposedly high fantasy setting with magic, witches and parallel universes its quite grounded
>focus glide nerfedI am DEVASTED.
>>736335873It's medieval cyberpunk not fantasy just like it's not an RPG.
>>736335782Put the ball in the basket
I think this is the first regular female enemy I can remember fighting. There's been a few bosses and bounties and that's it.
GAMING IS SAVED
holding a gatling gun like that would hurt your hands a lot when you start shooting
>>736335769kys
I feel like I'm noticing a gradual uptick in furry stuff in games.
>>736335769Why the people using AI slop always end up making games with slop gameplay?
I just realized I never beat a single game in my entire life
FFFFFFFFFFRRRRRIIIIIDAY NIGHT MMMUUUUTHAFACKAAAAAASSSSSSSWHAT ARE YOU->PLAYING>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>SMOKAN>FEELANHave a great weekend and Happy Easter!
Has anyone here played cult of the lamb? it's alright, I just don't get the hype
>PLAYANSlay the Spire 2. I'm ass at this game but I'm having fun. Might play some Monster Hunter Wilds later but depends >WATCHAN Mario movie with some friends>LISTENANKiara and other vtuber music>READANFGO's eventreally need to finish LB7 >EATANmcdonalds, chicken sandwich and some fries. Don't like their burgers but the mcdonalds chicken sandwich is pretty good for a quick meal>DRINKANsprite>FEELANtired from wagieComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>PLAYANCrimson Desert>WATCHANCrime 101>LISTENANAesop Rock>EATANLeftover Subway sandwich, but I had a nice breakfast with my family earlier >DRINKANBeer>FAPPANNot yet, unless the urge strikes>SMOKANOld THC vape carts in desperation for a high>FEELANComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Fake thread
>>736336059what do you mean?
Post playtime and main story chapter>70h>chapter 7
>>736323716Been sitting on Chapter 5's start for a bit here, feel like this should be closer to 65 hours since I could've sworn it was 52.1 hours two days ago but who knows.Been enjoying booming around and exploring shit, doing all the side content.>have complaint that 240 storage feels a bit low when collecting shit>look and see the patch that just came out bumps that to 1000 depending on camp levelwell shit
>>736323969Thank you. I now have zero reason to buy this.
It's cool to see how this game is being actively patched in direct response to the feedback of players.Guess I'll wait another month or two so that I can play the "done" version of the game.Here's hoping some mod tools in the meanwhile.
The biggest "problem" I have with the game is that it looks amazing and feels good just to walk around.I never want to run just because seeing the environment and NPCs look great. This is probably my favorite game in a long time.
>another patch Fuuuck I just refunded a couple days ago. Guess I'll have to beg on a Discord server like everyone else
WITHIN THE INNER HEART I PLEADFOR YOU TO TALK TO MEI WANT TO HEAR ALLTHE GOOD AND BAD THE NEW STORIES YOU HAVE!
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>>736334253The Naoto scene where she comes out dressed as a schoolgirl for you is the hottest thing in persona history
>>736297456WHERE IS MY PERSONA 4 REVIVAL ATLUS? WHERE?>>736332597He is /fit/ personified
>>736335167is she jerking him off
What happened to Capcom? They used to be the leaders of the fighting game genre in all aspects, but now their characters don't look as good as ones from SNK games.Ingridfags are probably livid right now.
>>736273292>I POSTED ABOUT SHEMALES AGAIN!!
>>736335396>>because you give $0.10 to him whenever you buy Street FighterResident Evil sells more than Street Fighter and SNK games combined. Just saying.
>>736335939they're literally making a new Okami, Mega Man and Onimusha though? their pipeline is trash now though thats true, old Capcom would pump out constant spinoffs for Mega Man and other random games. MH and RE basically consumed the company
>>736285150ohshit is that Rage of the Dragons? I loved seeing those dudes in Matrimelee.
>>736308259What video is this from? The only fighting game tier list he made is from 2023.
I'm enjoying playing helldivers, las-16 trident is a super fun weapon. Are any of the customizations worth getting? I like the base zoom scope to snipe heads from afar. Being lightpen doesn't seem to matter at all if simply spend the half second to aim at weakpoints. But I probably don't understand how it all works.
I want to play Helldivers and EDF with my wife Makoto.
>>736335690I saw your wife fuck and the eat a pig.
I don't watch porn. I just consume the game.
Megaman StarForce collection is doing pretty good and many people are playing these games for the first time, what about you anon, are you playing the games yet?discuss the series
>>736333543That would just be OSFE with less depth.
>>736335461I'm pretty sure Geo is Zero since it's 22xx?
>>736335306Third entry of a story however is often one of the best
>>736335507Agreed. Chain of Memories is super underrated.
>>736335796MGS3 is overrated
Still the best girl in the franchise despite all the dog propaganda
>>736330938Engineer brosHow viable is this?
>>736333069those leg joints are a big no-no
>>736323519Not fat enough.
>>736320527>Implying any propaganda is needed.
>>736320527move over birdcels, top dog is back in town
>refund game>approved>see it's still installed>open the directory and run the exe>workslol wtf? i uninstalled it ofc
>>736328136that's the best you can come up with for mood music? Get some Scorpions or Def Leppard or something
>>736332503I like to think G-Man dropped Gordon into the wrong dimension and Freeman is too shocked to really mention it. But he knows something is off, but would sound like a mad man if he ever said anything about it.
>>736335313so how did eli...
>>736335515Adopted her from a shelter
>>736335280No, the guitar riff is godly and encapsulates the exact feeling perfectly.
