>One of the very first indies alongside binding of isaac>3d sequel comes out>utterly flops what causes this?
It was way too short. The dark levels were easier than the normal levels with more lenient time trials and no bandages. Plus no bonus worlds... It's an alright game though.
>>736215865>One of the very first indies alongside binding of isaacRetardRetard
>>736230915I get what you mean but you're still wrong. Demon's Souls would have ended up becoming popular on any year.
Never buy anything that Throbby Refenes greenlights.
>>736227578I liked it
>Google's new quantization method allows small cards to run HUGE models (16gb card running a 70B)>Kimi's new context method allows for basically infinite context>Claude source code leakedHoly shit AI bros, it's fucking happening. We're about to dump countless enormous buckets of jizzum. Just two more weeks, unironically. Believe.
>>736205649Ah yes, the missionary (position) fetish.
>>736206180It was done by an irl prostitute (as opposed to an e-prostitute) on her twitter followers.
>>736236698>Guys, guys, I did a backflip today, it was so coolI'm proud of you son
>>736236698>No plans to share itPlease post screenshots of it so I can use it as inspiration.
>>736237113Try testing it in KoboldAI's interface first, see if it lists those voices as available for TTS.
The massive free Starfield update.TODD WON.
>>736237530>hasn't discovered pornnonsense. Just look how much raw animal sexuality is stuffed within the quivering frame of this product:
>>736236102That’s actually the opposite the main quest is better in starshite but its side quests are the worst thing ever man, short boring and pointless
>You can fly between planets now!Okay and do what besides afk while you auto-pilot?
>>736238041fuck your bitch and make others watch.
>>736237910what is this? disneyland's secret club?
>a bunch of french indies made a way better Chinese game a few years ago than what the entire Chink industry is capable of TODAYExplain this. Are chinks genuinely so talentless that people "borrowing" their culture mog them so effortlessly?
>>736222114Are these guys making the john wick game? It looked similar
>>736235381>explicitly about how staying in a canvas will literally kill youAfter enough time has passed, but that can take decades. Maelle's mom was there for decades. Alicia was also there for multiple years
>>736222114Sifu was really satisfying to get better at, I want another.
>>736222114Naraka? Is sifu more complex than that game
>>736228665It is roguelike, they are being pedantic>The Aging System (Permadeath Lite): Instead of a simple "Game Over," death causes your character to age. If you die too many times and hit age 75, your current run ends, and you must restart the chapter.>Permanent Unlocks (Meta-Progression): You can spend XP to unlock skills temporarily for one run. However, if you invest extra XP into a skill multiple times, it becomes permanently unlocked for all future playthroughs.>Shrine Rewards: Throughout each level, you find Shrines that offer buffs (like increased weapon durability or structure regrowth). These rewards are specific to your current run, much like "boons" in games like Hades.>Shortcuts and Intel: Items found on the "Detective Board" and keys for shortcuts stay with you forever. This allows you to skip large sections of a level once you've mastered them, similar to how roguelikes let you bypass early zones.Also the game is very short and is based around ending your runs by putting in bullshit enemy attacks and bosses you don't know their attacks, forcing you to replay a level all over again artificially making the game longer, like every other rogue likeALSOComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>game has clickable jiggle physics
>>736236336man how fucking dare these devs make things that they want to make instead of catering to me espicifically
>>736236336>I don't need money>I want to make thisI don't see the creator complaining anywhere about the lack of interest so I'm not sure what the problem is. There's far more people on the planet that don't know or care about EBF then people who care about EBF and don't care about Where's Waldo with cats.
>>736237201He could make Nat dressing game instead
>>736236336>no nat jiggle physicsholeee sheet
>>736234304>play this on newgrounds>click her boobs too many times>achievement: pervert>close the game hoping my parents dont find out
Lord forgive her, for she knows not what she is doing...
>>736237625I guess that explains why she would run off crying I guess. Plus Kris is somewhat suicidal as well.
>>736235323My favorite fantasy is to replace Kris and then become a very popular student liked by everybody.Then I return home, to a tied up Kris. I show him pictures of how much more beloved I am, and then watch the light in his eyes slowly go dim.
>>736237793Genuinely I don't think Kris cares at all, he already knows he's a loner.
>>736237195Just because you're a tranny doesn't mean we want to be one too.
>>736237934At this point I'm thinking this schizo has a tranny fetish.
Are we regressing?
>Resident Evil (1996)>Resident Evil 2 (1998)>Resident Evil 3 Nemesis (1999)You are here >Resident Evil 4 (2005)SOON >Resident Evil Zero (2002)SOON >Resident Evil (2002)SOON >Resident Evil Code Veronica (2000)SOON >Resident Evil 5 (2009)SOON >Resident Evil 6 (2012)SOON >Resident Evil 7 (2017)
>>736237553>>736237623Seethe shitskin>>736237737Then emulate it and stop crying nigger.>>736237742>I can't run a 30 year old game devs need to optimize more!!!Buy a new pc.
>>736236929What's the point in them putting drm on this? The gog version obviously doesn't have this and there's no feature difference between steams and gogs. Steams doesn't even have achievements so I can't even see a reason why you would be enticed to buy the drm version
>>736237867>stop crying>is actively cryingMust be the power of being white. Making sense is for the browns.
>>736237867>Then emulate it and stop crying nigger.who's crying? you're the one crying that people find this DRM ridiculous.this is the most pointless use of DRM, possibly ever.it's just a gog version with DRM, why, because fuck you, that's why.the point of DRM is reportedly to save the launch window sale. but the gog versions have been out for a long time, not to mention the original PC ports.
Final Fantasy XIV announces crossover with Final Fantasy XI. Dual subs and a new character creator in XI to more closely match XIV's, so that the same adventurer can be in both games.https://youtu.be/b9x-4JxSxjQ
>>736235187What was the point of him hiding the death of the Head of Reason for years? Each head has its own personality, so it would have been like another parent to them all right?
>>736202217I hate that there's no full helm for the late allag set.
>>736235367would have been a good motivator for zoraal ja. he liked the head of reason more than resolve and was hurt when resolve tried to hide it from him
What have YOU done in Final Fantasy XIV today?
>>736173664Nope. 'cause I'm not a retarded weeb.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1198970KINO GOTY just dropped!
Why would anyone be religious in the big 2026? It's all fake bullshit.
>>736235593>female pastor
>>736237680Religion is cool and contrarian counterculture for this decade. We'll see it shift again in the 2030s. Probably back to atheism or greek philosophy.
>jesus flop harder than marathonnow what
>>736227280The King of Kings!
Why is nobody excited for Duskbloods? Is it anti-Nintendo bias?
I don't own consoles, if it's not on PC it doesn't exist to me.
>>736237716level design definitely involves enemies retard. Otherwise youre playing a platformer
>>736237791Success comes over comparing the velocity of sales of a game within a certain timeframe. DS3 has been out for 10 years. Nightreign, not even 1 year. But over similar timeframes, Nightreign has more sales and higher player count than DS3. Indicating that after being out for the same amount of time, it will almost certainly have greater sales numbers.
>>736222145I get matched with randos upon seconds of queueing in Nightreign.
If it has a dedicated single player mode, I'll check it out. I've always loved the invasion mechanic, though. We'll see what happens, I'll probably still buy it like a rube.
Move over Korea, America is back to reclaim FMV games.https://store.steampowered.com/app/4093270/Dreams_and_Desires
>>736197110Same as most of the korean fmvs,>no actual pornwhat even is the point
>>736236261>>736236496>the libcucks self admit to being cucks while deflectinguh oh the melty has begun
>>736236906>self admit while deflecting
>>736235647yeah she's cute in that girl-next-door waydon't buy this shit though lmao
>>736211546Come home, WEG man.
Where is itIt's gonna be 8 years
>>736232831The Brothers of Super Smash has no set schedule. It'll be out when it's out.
I'd rather we just get an Ultimate port honestly
>>736235454you can play it on switch 2 right now, it really doesn't need a SW2 Upgrade Edition
>>736234367I'm digging through Sakurai presents and I haven't seen it yet. I specifically remember him adding it in because the internet discourse at the time revolved around him leaving the series.
>>736232880>ultfags*tourneyfagsThe general audience doesn't care about tournament shit.
What's the best game of 2025?
I love Magik bros, is Rivals worth playing just for her?
he is praising the sun
>>736237840He looks good. Nice and JACKED.
is he in?
>want both the Sue and Reed skin>Sue being Legendary bumps it to 3.1k>and they're both limited time only>tfw 2.1k atmMaybe I say fuck it and save for the summer skins.
>>736237991>Maybe I say fuck it and save for the summer skinsI would. The two new skins are okay but the summer ones are going to be so much better.
Kinda raises a point, doesn't it?
>>736237058You just said Pokemon lore is cool, and Pokemon lore is retarded. Do you understand that it's insane to think both?
>>736237209Gen 3 onwards is fanfic nonsense so no, I don't see any contradiction.
>>736237316At least you finally relented by saying you don't like Pokemon lore from 2002 onwards.
>>736232914Do you even fight that form? Isn't it a glorified cutscene with the dogs doing all the work?
>>736237497You do fight that form. It's heavily scripted with a bunch of CPU allies who hit insanely hard, but it's still a battle using your team and the enemies stats like any other.
Whats on your to do list today greymane? I'm working on the witch quests and then going to capture farm animals.
>>736236528What was it at prior? The fans on my GPU generally only start to kick in once temps encroach 70C.
>>736236528undervolted too?
>>736236590All that upgrade and mogged by geared bow.
>>736237643>>736236590>>736236338I'll also save you the mats now: the triple jump shoes are shit too
WE COMFY?
>month after its release and discussion has come to a haltDespite breaking records, it looks like it’ll be the most forgotten entry
>>736224183Name one RE game outside of 4 that people create endless discussions for.
I'm still hella mad on why they never mentioned Claire when Sherry and Leon talked about the RC past. Like what the fuck was that?
>>736224183Probably because the game has some of the worst replay ability in the series, on top of a campaign that anyone with half a brain could tell you was getting sucked off purely because of the honeymoon period.
>>736237908Yeah, it's weird they aren't mentioned at all. Not even just Leon saying they gotta get some Elpis to them, too, because they probably all have RCS.
>>736229386There’s no need for war, brother. Deep down, Adacucks are finding ways to cope at this point. And every cope post from them is another smug look on her face. Sherry won.
Goymers are waking up. How do we fix this winsisters?
>>736234969>There is no good argument for including ARM NT, or ARM BSD in the "Desktop" stats while excluding ARM Linux.What do mean?
>>736233804I get what he's saying. Packaging standalone executables with all the relevant files should be braindead easy and reliable and it's not. Flatpak has its own little repository to deal with and making AppImages is a pain in the ass that does weird shit like not include glibc by default, so if you build on a bleeding edge distro Arch it'll link the latest version and not run on slower release distros like Debian. It's bad enough that it's easier to release a fucking Windows executable so everybody can just run it in Wine, which is why he was talking about relying on a compatibility layer
>>736235928I see that's good info to know.
>>736236016Speculation is no reason to comply, that's being an agent of evil. Thankfully the guy who was pushing for this was already doxed and harrassed for life so people will think twice now.
>>736213570Made the jump to Bazzite in February. Only thing I'm missing at the moment is webm converter software
Hard Nintendo times make strong Nintendo games (and business decisions).Strong Nintendo games make easy Nintendo times.Easy Nintendo times create weak Nintendo games (and business decisions). <--- you are heretl;dr: Nintendo sucks right now because they're too powerful and cocky, they need to be humbled again so we can get another Wii U or Gamecube era of kino. I want Nintendo to fail so they can be actually good again.Struggletendo >>>> Successtendo
The thing is that people are buying the slop, which makes Nintendo still successful for putting out garbage.People have forgotten to vote with their wallets and will literally "buy it anyway", making Nintendo think they're doing something good (they're doing something horrible)Back in the 2000s, people would rightfully shit on corporations for doing the shit Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft are doing now. But today? They're sucking those companies' cocks.Grim.
>>736235258according to snoys Nintendo is currently struggling everywhere since release, that means that all the games have been great
>>736236853>console wars out of nowhereSony and Nintendo are both shit, stop thinking that any criticism of your beloved corporation is glazing its rival corporation even though both companies are working together to fuck over the consumerGet your cock out of their mouths.
Wii cemented them being seen as babbyshit.Developers didn't want to be hindered by Nintendo's crappy hardware, so they flocked to PS, Xbox and PC.They should have put way more under the hood of the WiiU. The gamepad as a gimmick was a step in the right direction coming from the deeldo. It's basically the prototype Switch.If it was seen as more viable to a wider audience, it would have seen more software released, and sold more units.Nintendo just went their usual stupid cheap route, and it blew up in their face unsurprisingly.I personally hate the detachable joycon shit and hope they get rid of it, but I'm still salty about the WiiU being deserted, and have barely played anything they've put out since.Honestly the writing was on the wall with the N64. They severely fucked up not using cdroms, and then doubled down and failed again with the DD.I won't argue they have their market figured out. It's for kids and families. I think it's weird they can't see past that and make things to bring in the audience who made them what they are today in the NES era.t. i'm old and crotchety and back in my day, etc style of uncposting
>>736235258>Hard Nintendo times make strong Nintendo games (and business decisions).I was a Wii U owner. It was a literal hell of game droughts. You were better off buying a 3DS back then. I mostly played PS4 that gen while my Wii U mostly collected dust.The Wii U is a GOATd homebrew machine years later however
is there any hope?
>>736235860Depends on how pic related turns out.
>>736236414E33 is true indie. Triple I indie, but as true as can be.
>>736236763I'm not really a music guy, i might vaguely notice music is good while i listen to it, but its really rare for any music from any game to stick with me to the point where i remember "that game had good music". Has to have a really strong melody, like SNES games did for me to remember them.
>>736235860Eh, we just need to wait for another big release. >>736236001Who the fuck ever said Vagrant Story is not a real Jrpg? If anything it's often praised as one of the best in the system