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>>730638825Only black men even want this. Fucking disgusting.
>>730638825ultra based
>>730638825Of course a French woman is built for French men.
>>730638825Sounds about right.
The Switch 2 has had an insane launch window.
>>730628428Only one game in that picture is a Switch 2 exclusive.
>>730628531
>>730634052Release date??
>>730633560>but m-muh Shitty Trail?!Enjoy your 1 map game for the next 20 years
>>730637656what
So why haven’t you made a bestselling Indie game yet /v/?
>>730632264I have absolutely no skill whatsoever in any form of creative activity AND I'm lazy!
>>730638343>>730638434Genuinely not sure if I'm having my leg pulled here or something.I can buy five pounds of chicken for $5 and it'll easily last me a week, two if I stretch it out. If you don't like drumsticks, six pounds of thighs is about $8 and lasts just as long. Ground turkey is $2/lb, and every now and then I'll get a $5/lb pack of ground beef that'll last me 2-3 days depending on how I use it.What the hell are you guys eating that's costing you so much?
>>730638702If you're buying in bulk for the whole month and loading the freezer, and eating a very no-frills diet, sure, I can maybe buy $100/mo being your food bill. For comparison, here are some prices out where I am near Portland:>milk is $3/gal unless you want no-name store brands that are $2/gal>steak is typically $10/lb+ for most cuts>boxes of regular snacks are $3 to $5/ea unless on sale>pre-cooked chicken is typically $0.50/oz>a loaf of bread (from regional bakeries) is $2.50-$4.00 depending on subtypeI don't know what to tell you other than to read the link I posted above and understand how anything sub-$200 for one person per month in food in 2025/2026 is extraordinarily low. Maybe you just have some kind of super poverty tier prison-style diet where it's beyond no frills, but fulfills your nutritional needs. Good for you, if that's the case.
first I will learn japanese and become japanesethen I will master houdinithen maybe I'll make an inde porn game
>>730637742What country? My rent in the USA is 2000$ a month for the cheapest place I could find that was not government subsidized or in the worst ghetto
fancy ball crushing editioni'm so glad that's doneanyways, new info soon, prepare for ares
>playing online>push button for block move>doesn't register and giga faggot Hakuryuu bypasses my DF because the programmer is a crackhead who can't design a proper inazuma game>lose 3 matches in a row because of useless DFsI hate this game so much
Kiss MomochiFuck SennoMarry Raika
>>730634387>Catching someone in the hands during focus doesn't mean you won and they still can run throughYeah there's too much jank in this game
one in a million bussy>>730635201Kill forehead-chanFuck RaikaMarry Momochi
>>730632124The first game got released on the 3DS in the US, that's how I played it, but they didn't release it physically and that's all they ever did.
Are there any games that inspired you to make something, even if it was just to explore something you feel the game didnt handle well enough on its own? Ive been thinking of undertale yellow and how it spawned fangames of its own which is mindblowing to me, but its also endearing. Theres lots of little things from the game that I didnt like, but enough that really stuck with me that I still like discussing ideas and theories like back in the old days. Id love to hear from some anons that were inspired by it as well, or any other games that made you want to make something
>>730638950>ok surely THIS one is what we needed right?>no thats clearly dorito colored not orange>what the fuck is a dorito?
>>730638624They need to match the specific Soul colors of the original 7 Human Magicians who created the barrier in the first place. The reason why the other Souls look more dull and washed out is because they don’t embody the proper traits to the same degree as the 7 Souls.
Oh shit, we're actually near the bump limit, and after only a few hours too!Well done this time everyone.
>>730639023I know who drew this, they made some damn good (if very niche) Ceroba femdom stuff.
>>730639112Sauce
Can they reach it?
>>730637748Western devs and publishers are pretty bad about it too. See Blood Refreshed Supply, which had a minor LAUNCH discount if you owned the previous port Fresh Supply, and now is $30 regardless even if you owned the old, because WB and Atari are cunts.
>>730638525When will they learn that their actions have consequences!!
>>730633084The point I was making, is that I didnt have nostalgia. It wasnt about if you thought my taste was good or not. But thanks for your blog post i guess... any other feelings u need to share?
>>730638273DQ8 for 3DS
>>730638273>DQ XI, DQ VII Reimagined, DQ I and II HD 2D or DQ III HD 2DI guess the least shit one of those is DQ3, simply because the original is one of the best games ever made.As a general rule, none of the DQ games made after VIII are worth playing. The exception being the japanese only 3DS version of DQXI.
Which fighting game has the best single player experience and content?How would you design a robuts single player mode for the genre?
Red Earth
Her name?Her game?Her mission?
>>730638638RavenStellar BladeBreed babies into existence
You wouldn't understand.
>>730638638Only black men want this
>>730638638RavenStellar BladeBirth my children non stop till she hits menopause
>>730638638>LAVEN>STERRARU BLAD-OH TOO>/ss/ ALL THE HUMAN CHILDREN
>Ugly people are selfish assholes.>Creepy weirdos without social skills are dangerous, and it's better to bully and mock them.>It's your fault if your life isn't fulfilling; stop blaming your circumstances and other people.>Nobody owes you friendship. If you're lonely, it's because you're not worth being around.>Your trauma is your problem. Don't make it everyone else's burden>If you're always the "victim" in your stories, you're probably just an assholeI miss games having harsh truths like that
>>730638418>they will cut social links of party membersDoubt
>>730637620>Ugly people are selfish assholes. Ugliness is subjective, and appearance has no bearing on personality.>Creepy weirdos without social skills are dangerous, and it's better to bully and mock them. True, but ONLY if they have right wing beliefs and want to lose their virginity.>It's your fault if your life isn't fulfilling; stop blaming your circumstances and other people.People can be born with structural disadvantages.>Nobody owes you friendship. If you're lonely, it's because you're not worth being around. True, but ONLY if they have right wing beliefs and desire brotherhood.>Your trauma is your problem. Don't make it everyone else's burden Trauma is a collective burden.>If you're always the "victim" in your stories, you're probably just an asshole True, but ONLY if they have right wing beliefs, want to lose their virginity, and desire brotherhood.
>>730638553They won't, but they're going to remove all gendered dialogue.
>>730638884Japanese language doesn't have "gendered dialogues". And you fags always demanded translation without "adaptations", well he/she always was an adaptation for western audience, enjoy your "they".
>>730638884I'd rather play p4g again, the little side events make the game feel like you have friends.
Now that the dust has settled, what did /v/ think of AGDQ 2026?
did any runners detrans yet
>>730636954Why is silksong specifically half s half z then? Was it positive bombing or negative bombing?
>>730616507poe2 bros we are being made fun of again...
>>730638308cosmo
>>730619282KEK! lmao for some reason I thought they actually played pic rel twice or something it's a pretty cool game but now I know the even was so shit just getting faggots out of the room was better than most of what was going on.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/3435450/view/525364745339929910
>>730638016They were sperging out yeaterday because they thought that Kizuna AI is actually ai.
>>730637543>only 30 reviews for the game (mixed)>nearly 300 likes on this message about deleting it>hardly anyone in the comments saying not to delete it even bought it, they're just random AI cultists struggling against taking the L>some of them are saying to make it free in broken English, broke ass pajeets like most AI fanssloppers in shambles
>>730638016Truth nvke. We should just start killing him
>>730638036>>730638351>the girl i've been dating made me realize thishey now, the full quote is:>the girl i've been dating FOR A MONTH made me realize this
>>730637543Man, how can you type this it is so fucking unbelievable>I was a sheep at university and they told me AI is... LE GOOD!>But now I am dating this bitch and she told me AI is... LE BAD!I can't trust this guy to be able to make his own decisions.
>*ruins the game industry*
I posted the wrong image
ITS SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY AND THAT MEANS IT TIME TO TELL THE WORLD THAT FUNC_VEHICLE IS A RIGHT AND NOT A PRIVLEDGE IN COUNTER STRIKE 1.6.join the server by typing 'connect 131.153.242.158:27016' in your consoleDone fragging for the night? Come chill out on the Gmod cinema server:vidya.madhammer.club:27017
>>730637528thisthisthisthis
>>730637421no
what's on cinema
>>730638926my pink asshole
8 tired tourist checking in at the days_inn
We will be pulling
>>730637313>>730637563>>730637826Who's the next April Fools character? Mecha Syuen?
>>730638505Mecha Ingrid
>>730638289I hope you're right....
>>730637313>>730637826Poor thing. Her gun is poorly designed. The magazine should just fall out of the gun when she hits the release. She shouldn't need to pull it out of the gun.
what makes it so good?
>>730634590I want to play with all supers being available in matches, but I want it to be fairly balanced. I've played enough Mugen games in the past to know what unregulated fighting games play like that it quickly becomes a bore.
My daughter's in it
>>730628923I'm inclined to disagree, but considering how many characters only have one super that gets used anyways, I get it. Characters like Ryu and Oro with actual meaningful decisions to make with super selection that inform different playstyles are the ideal to me, I'm a big fan of any kind of system in a fighting game that lets you select some kind of variant of a character.
>>730615418Anyone playing a 20 yr old arcade fighting game and thinking balance is a genuine complaint is just foolish. The fact is as arcade fighters go 3S isn't all that badly balanced
>>730638017Your daughter beat me up and raped me...
From the discussions we've had in previous pregnancy threads, I've come to the conclusion that it's very easy to add pregnancy to a game, but difficult to base a game entirely around pregnancy. Is it better to keep pregnancy a small part of larger games? or could entire games be built around it?
>>730636856This sounds like a more realistic option. It's difficult to make a pregnant protagonist because pregnant women are generally slow and vulnerable.
>>730635335Death Stranding counts in my opinion.
youtube.com/watch?v=gNzUdQu1fCI
What would your dream pregnancy game look like anons?
>>730635335Pregnancy would do well in any game where you're playing as a family or a bloodline similar to a really long Sims save file. The girls would get pregnant and you would have to manage them to make sure they have a healthy birth and become good mothers, and repeat for the next generation and so on.
How the h*ck are you supposed to respond?
>>730633401thanks for sharing your opinion
>>730631898nice bait
>>730600529>Jeanette/Therese is just the average BPD bitch who self-sabotagesbravo Troika
>>730581593this image made it 20000x hotter than it should be
>>730579850So, next first person RPG in this style... never? Twenty years in the future?
Mu gamecube just arrived! But what does this do?
>>730638353did you plug it into a tree and use pinecones for controllers?
>>730638424we had 2 trailers with electricity
>>730638534you didn't go camping
>>730638534you didn't beat the forest level
>>730634206Yikes. Imagine being racist in the big 26
Oh, dear, another dogged contender.Welcome, Tarnished One, purloiner of Runes.Mind you, the mantle of Elden Lord interests me none. The Erdtree's Curse, the legacy of lords, let it all fade into nothing.You’ve done quite enough, now have your rest.
>>730636823the abyss watchers fight like Hollows™
>>730635203
>>730637585Haha burn fucking bitch look everything is toasted hahaIf you don't like it like close your eyes I mean eye nigger haha like turn away (and inhale all those ashes lol)
we all know nepheli is the proper choice for the tarnished
>>730638746Boring mopey bitch who does nothingI'd take Roderika, she's the same thing but at least she's cute.If it weren't for the ancient dragon smithing stone, nobody would do Nepheli's shit quest more than once.
Is it too late to get a Steam Deck? Should I wait for Deck 2?
Yeh. Better wait for the 3 just to be safe.
Technically speaking I can't see anything that's>Good>Doesn't run acceptably on a Steam deckFor the foreseeable future.Maybe something Valve has cooking won't run great on it and that's why they're putting out the Steam Machine, but at the same time you could just stream that one game from a desktop, and play the rest natively, since in home streaming is way less retarded than cloud gaming.
