How do you avoid meeting hot babes as a video game developer?
>>736346939By doing this
>>736347184I trust his vision
No woman irl looks like this and acts like this
Chris...!? What the hell!?
>>736346925The whole series is a b-movie joke.
>>736348151>wears an elaborate gizmo with robotic lens eyes that he refuses to ever take off>in the later part of the game he takes it off and he just has a perfectly normal face and eyes underneathWhat's the fucking point of the secrecy then? i was expecting him to literally have no upper skull or something, you even get a picture of him without the helmet in the care center and he looked like a fucking monster even prior to getting the nemesis parasite
JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
>>736348240It looks cool, not any deeper than that. Thos is how they literally make re games and the stuff in them. Stuff that looks and sounds cool, fuck the meaning and technicality
>>736347585Holy shit this is legitimately my first time noticing the snout and fangs.
a-a-a-a-anyway.... uh w-w-what do you mean uh um a-a-anyway...
>>736347998She also has a big head
>>736347127Yer fond of me lobster ain't ye?I seen it.Yer fond of me lobster say it.
>>736347127should grace play the new harley quinn in an arkham series?
>>736347258why is she sad
>>736347127Is she the worst RE protag?
Why did it flop?
>>736347317>Exp on failed runs.Only applies when the run is DONE.If youre playing with a rabbit that just fucked off on a teamfight and doesnt want to revive you cause your corpse gets camped by another team, you have to sit in the cuck chair and watch your team mate play the game till he gets fragged too or exfils, you wont get your EXP otherwise.You get forced to sit in the cuckchair and watch someone different play the game.How the fuck did this get past playtest?The game is literally for cucks, neets, journos and streamers.Normal people already bailed.
>>736340616thats a typo of “have”, idiot. g and h are next to each other. how are White people ao fucking thick they cant tell a typo?
>>736338782>A-are you kidding? Many games wish they had 20k players on the weekend! Marathon isn't about quantity, it's about quality. It will do to extraction shooters what fortnite did to battle royales. Our discord is 400k strong - at a moments notice all those members will jump online to play the game! At least it isn't made by gooks! We're the guys who made Halo and Destiny!
>>736338028Bungie has never made a good game
>>736348472People call me esl all the time because of my schizo typing style but I only speak English
Imagine you are a big American studio specialized in AAAImagine your boss is SonyImagine you choose her to be the main protagonist of your game
>>736308326Imagine being hateful and mean towards people you don't find attractive, man what a loser you would have to be.
>>736346193they're probably reciprocating it
>>736346193It might be earned, unlike her job.
Kek
Is the game even good? Waiting for PC release.
What are your thoughts on off-model art? Are they doing the characters disservice?
futa
Yes, if I love the characters enough to search porn of them, I want them as they originally areOff model appeals to tasteless gooners
I don't really care, as long as it looks goodThe only thing I have a problem with is when bluesky "artists" age up a character, that's distasteful.
imagine rosalina dropping a fart in the ocean so stinky that it turns nearby cheep cheeps belly up
off-model = not that characterand if you prefer off-model, you don't actually like the character.
slay the spire 2topple the tower 2murder the megastructure 2
>>736347707not following the thread, but ironclad seems to require you really understanding what (will eventually be) available... because you cant seem to get away picking 'valuable' cards
I might be a8 but at least I'm not a resetnigger
>>736347952>hurr durra lot of my losses are just due to abandoning runs early too, my winrate would be higher otherwise, ironclad is just strong, he's top 3 characters in the game probably
Finally, a Demon Form run. Maximizing the consistency and value of Jeweled Mask, Hot Cocoa, Bag of Prep, and Girya by limiting my Power cards to 2 high-cost ones that are impactful, critical to draw in turn 1, and don't need to be upgraded to be high-value output-wise. This has gotta be the strongest Ironclad I've ever had, taking zero damage in Act 3 and barely taking any against the boss gauntlet. He could block, deal big damage, and thin his deck without making it degenerate. So satisfying. He also had an insane Act 1 which is so rare for this character and of course his Act 2 was also extremely strong. The only fight that even gave me any sort of tension was the 3-headed centipede Elite in Act 2 but even there he took rather insignificant damage considering it's Ironclad. And it wasn't a degenerate small deck either.
>>736347438NTA but are you on the beta branch? I'm struggling a lot with him and most "guides" or tier lists for the character seem to talk about going infinite which I doubt works reliably after nerfs and potential dangerous Door fight.Ironclad was my favorite in StS 1 and my first A20 but the only time I've beaten A10 with him here was pure luck prismatic meme run and I'll feel like a fraud if I flee from beta branch.
He carried the movie
>>736345875Where are his balls O_o?
>>736346319I like how they just dazzled starfox fans (myself included) and dissed them at the same time by summing up his intro with nothing but stale memes from the series.
>>736347450>media shows favor to movie series with interracial pandering quelle surprise! now show the audience scores
>>736347195Get them to play Stanford 64.
>>736346985well yeah, but not only because of the movie>Gamecube: Got a Game>Wii: Skipped>Wiiu: Got a Game>Switch: Skipped>Switch 2: Patterns baby! thats just how Nintendo works when it comes to Star Fox.
For me, Pauline is the best Mario princess because she has ths best lips
I want lips like that.
>watch gmod machinima>characters move around by being dragged by invisible wires or bounced around by the grav gun, and gesture with invisible thrusters attached to their limbs>constant Source collision noises>significant actions punctuated by Ed Edd and Eddy sound effects>TF2 characters haphazardly thrown into Half-Life/Counter-Strike/Gmod RP maps
>>736343894That was such a good series, I know the exact one you mean.
>>736343471some indie fag is gonna do it, just you wait
>>736343894it was just as good as i remember.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppUl_CBuyz8if anyone else wants in on nostalgia
>>736343441This era is why i'll never truly believe that me being a zoomer means I didn't get to experience greatness, that era of gmod machinimas was the golden age of the internet.
>>736344307I saw someone say if he was still around he would of trooned out, how true do you think that is?
Why can every gamedev easily translate their games to multiple lenguages but him not?
>>736344496is this sarcasm or did you not play the game
>>736327907shut the fuck up nortubel dev
Most nothingburger drama ever lmao
>>736327907What's so hard about translating a game? Just hire bilingual dudes and have them do it. Shit, they'd do it for free just be part of undertaledeltarunenutcracker.
>>736343745Asians reviewbomb shit all the time. Also gooks are very touchy with the handsign thingie.
what makes it the #1 greatest, most beloved and replayed entry (despite dishonest screeching from incoherent nostalgia boomers)
>>736345105You're a lying faggot
>>736345105same
>>736342504not played remake4 fully but is the view of this game without ragebait the "best" nu-make?
>>736342504Why are you so annoying?
>>736342504I'm struggling replaying RE9 it's way worse to replay
what the fuck is his problem?
>>736340356>His
>>736340356>Gets a super speed boost in water despite not being the typeCheating whore!
>>736340356Being too based
>>736340356He makes tendies seethe. And in the same time give them a raging boner.
>>736340356She needs rape correction
And every single KO is the exact same cheap ledge guarding shit.
>>736348135There are no opponents who have the same reaction time as me. I am the best because I was forced to train for zero opportunities for punish and instead dodge and attack with non-stale moves instantly giving me the raw damage component advantage. the issue I'm having is with the constant spam forcing my hand for many unsatisfying weak kos or damage threshold gains. I'm not satisfied with repeated nair damage gains, because there is a fundamental stale move mechanic, it means that the game limits you from repeating yourself, while players force your to "fight fire with fire" so to say. https://youtu.be/KL_aiErC3TE
>>736348165https://youtu.be/DowIeOGd12Q
Competitive is built around the how poorly coded and exploitable the physics engine is. They fixed in the next game and they proceeded to throw a tamper tantrum everyday for nearly two decades. I enjoy the game but holy shit melee players are the most insufferable losers on the fucking planet.
>>736348318They didn't fix it, they threw a bandaid on it and the axewound leaked through. You can't fix stupidhttps://youtu.be/Tkh5dNCSSyE
>>736348381KO's are achieved through building damage through a variety of methods...the stale move mechanic was too weak for spambrains to appreciate. I've revamped itand no I don't drink human blood like 1/3rd of the population who destroys this world with their deliberate inhuman reddit responses.I just gated faggotry and made it put on a clown wig.https://youtu.be/vAKV8iAsnUU
Its dive season and I'm diving Sue Storms backline.
>gambit never folds
>>736339315brave and powerful. wokies will hate this one
>>736335284Based
>>736346260kek
>>736345207Yeah dive is op
Why did they never make a third Zelda game?
>>736346821There is a 3D xyz representation on the GB Zeldas so you can go up and down a bit.Why he's making this point I don't know. Maybe I'm missing some fact they were implementing this into the NES Zelda 3 before moving it all onto Alttp.
>>736342148ALtTP is about the closest you'll get to a Zelda II sequel
>>736342148they had nothing more to tell, ganon was defeated, and zelda married the princess.
>>736348406Princesses*
>>736342148ALttP literally says Zelda 3 in the intro
So I bought this game like a week or two after it released in like January of 2023. I played like a couple hours and got bored. I also heard that fans didnt like this game which convinced me not to play it.I am considering getting rid of this game by just going to sell it at a local game store or a gamestop, but before I do that.. is this game even worth going back to? Did I waste my money?
>>736348138that's my favorite FE game personally, it has good replay value since the roster of units is gigantic and the maps are designed well>bored in 2 hourstry skipping the cutscenes if you're not already, they're pretty bad
Test
>>736348138Is there a mod to remove the toothpaste people?
Give me your most depressing game recommendations. No happy bullshit.
>>736345026israel is a capitalist country. they are not ideologically marxist in any conceivable way.
>>736345159this may come as a surprise to you, but there are left wing and right wing jews. stop being a stupid goy, retard slave.
>>736343293It's a prequel to others so no
>>736343234>https://store.steampowered.com/app/3517100/__Ko_ima_ni_ari/It's free and short.
Second half of the game is just misery porn.
Do you play h-games?
>>736346949I just grabbed it from the bin, that webm made me lol hard
>>736345434do you want to shill or talk about it? becausei dont think youll find an audience on 4chan
>>736345434post about it here and make a thread on F95
>>736347442to look at cunny unbotheredwhy else
>>736345260>Dev's next game is futa
