>2026>still the funniest character in gaming
>>729469705>every fucking Portal 2 fan-made story had to include a wacky British companion core
>>729473168>>729473364Could it be he's so reddit that he circles back to being 4chan?
>>729473168well yeah, reddit humor is just valve humor done badly
>>729470013why was Smiling Friends in a JRPG
>>729469705To Americans, it is.
>year 16 of waiting for folksy fantasy games to come back
>>729474737There's nothing "folksy" in your picture
>>729475045>blind ESL retard
I dislike the constant kvetching about oldschool fantasy art on /tg/ and the like but the artstyle does have some merit. Maybe AI (lol) can do it. Baldur's Gate 3 was pretty close honestly, minus the gayness.
>>729474737>tfw classic Zelda is the closest vidya will ever get to LotRfeels bad
>>729474737What I don't get is that the oldschool folksy fantasy games like The elder scrolls and such are super popular and beloved. Yet all new fantasy games are just edgy and dark slop.
How can I fix girls like this....
>>729475453You should play the futa parody of this game.
>>729475857I dunno sounds kinda gay
Straight men wonder why they have no girlfriend and are having a loneliness epidemic and sky high suicide rates while posting shit like this lmao.
>>729475857"No im not a femboy" has no femboys in it believe it or not. It's a total scam>>729475479She can fix that by farting
>>729475935>loneliness epidemicLiterally every single media article or social media post regarding this topic is made by a woman
>actually if the devs put the item in the game it's totally fine to use it
>>729474841this is very unsafe, that cat shouldnt be anywhere near a hammer
>>729474841>error you are banned>you are also banned>you are also banned>you are OK FUCK THIS
>>729473175Is there any actual refutation?
>>729474674Toxoposting originates from the time when /an/ was even more of a slow fringe board than it is now. Back then, it had a bunch of schizophrenic (and often zoophiliac) dog and especially bird lovers who for obvious reasons really disliked cats, so they came up with the toxo thing as an insult against cat lovers. Then, /an/ got an influx of /v/tard immigrants thanks to off-topic animal webm threads such as this one, who then exposed to the toxo meme on /an/ and promptly spread it to /v/, and from there to the rest of 4chan, and now probably to the sharty who i assume has it in their thread-derailing shitpost catalog.A beautiful tale of cultural interchange, if i say so myself.
>>729473504>Toxotranstoxoplasmosis is proven to increase testosterone
Why did you stop playing fighting games when they have girls like this
Nu-DoA looks like absolute shit compared to the DoAX-DoA 3 era.
>>729473178cope
Honka is better.
>>729474727As an accessory to Marie, your right!
When is she getting her own game? Even Toad got his own game!
Hey Daisy.
>>729470270Nice...
>>729456870She got into Smash. That's already peak prestige. That's how you know you made it in Nintendo.
>>729472639Yeah but now this new Mario movie is going to create another decade of nonstop Rosalina pandering. Daisy WHO?
>>729472639So Bomberman is a failed mascot?
The reaction to the character of Blonde Blazer is a fantastic insight into how damaged society is desu. Explains why 60% of Gen Z men have never asked a girl out, and just over 70% have never had intercourse. Back in the 60s or 80s she’d have been seen as boring, predictable, the safe “good girl” trope guys tolerated but didn’t crave. An ideal on paper, maybe, but lacking fire, edge, or real passion. Back when men weren’t scared of intensity, when they could handle a woman with depth, chaos, and unfiltered desire.These blazerfags don’t want a real woman—they want a mommy. Someone to gently guide them, validate their feelings, and shield them from anything challenging or uncomfortable. Blonde Blazer is their fantasy: soft, nurturing, endlessly patient, never pushing them out of their comfort zone.I really see people saying there’s zero chemistry between her and Robert… Like, I’m just lost at that point. These people are beyond saving. The real chemistry explodes with Invisigal—the raw tension, the push-pull, the late-night confrontations and obsessive longing. Anyone who says there’s no spark there is clearly someone who’s never had a moment like that with a woman. The kind where emotions run hot, boundaries blur, and every interaction feels dangerously alive. So many damaged men that never grew up properly and can’t relate to the thrill of complicated intimacy and human connection like that because they’ve only chased safe, surface-level stuff—or never chased at all.Broken boys. Broken boys everywhere. Even in fiction, they can’t trust and connect with a magnetic, flawed girl like Invisigal. It’s sad. Their comfort zone is blandness. They pull back into their shell of polite distance, emotional repression, and passive avoidance. And Blonde Blazer supplies that. It’s what’s familiar to them—sterile, low-risk, no real stakes, just mommy’s warm embrace. It’s very deeply saddening.
>>729475186I disagree.
>>729475223Malevola treats you like a faghag treats a fag.
>>729475340Only because you don't get a chance with her per story.
Which dispatch girls were made for black cock?
What are your favourite liminal spaces in video games?Like the Cinnabar Mansion that Claude is still trying to get through.
>>729475187science laboratory
>>729474945Looks comfy.
soon
>>729474945
>>729455789freagin ebin :DDDD
name 1 game that lets you play as a mentally challenged character
>>729475147kazuma is for darkness
>>729473816Anon's Life
megumin never really did anything for me. the anime's artstyle is hideous.she's good for blackout rape prone bone at the very best, but nobody draws that
>>729475786thisthe '"anal tease" aqua mogs her really hard
>>729474936(14)
BB on the catalog
>>729475095I'm sure he's fine, you don't make very specific fetish art without changing your style even a tiny bit without understanding people might connect it to another thing you made.
>>729475482I still haven't seen any of it, so I'm curious how dead on it actually was.
>>729475561It looks exactly like OTK
>>729475095QRD? did he accidentally stream his foot porn collection or something?
>>729475561Hes quite literally the only dude on the internet who wpuld name his profile commonmoorehen after some basic irish bird
You did this, /v/.
Good
No. They did it. Everyone else just saw it.
Why can't Twitterfags stay on Twitter?
>>729475534He ugly lol
>>729475534Isn't that the indian guy who's twitter account is literally stealing comments from /v/ to get likes? He's also a pedophile.
What the heck is Cassette? I want my FREE COPY OF RDR 2 TIM! Now!!!
lol
what is their best boss theme?i gotta admit this is pure ludokino https://youtu.be/INV9C9BqSJs
Im convinced they brought radahn back in the dlc because 90% of players killed him in the base game before the song got really epic at around 3.50 https://youtu.be/Bfqu0TK_hPM
>>729474267>>729474671Those are two of my least favorite themes. But then again I'm about to drop one of the worst fights in 2 as my favorite theme so what the fuck do I know about best Souls game boss themes.https://youtu.be/vdwa0nFuc_4?si=heEARmJ9iM--yCJ-enjoy this unrelated picture
Master Duel ruined Yu-Gi-Oh video games for me.I tried to play Tag Force 2010 - Over the Nexus and it feels like the game is just trying to fellate me by playing bad decks or making bad plays.The well is poisoned.
>>729474950>it just assassinates a card in the long runit depends on the era when the card was errata'dErrata got a bad rap because the 1st wave meant to clear out the goat banlist, ruined the cards. This was also the same time when we got that shit Seal of Orichalcos and 3 years after the god cards got released.the long term ramifications of this is that you can't play vintage formats with the errata'd cards. GOAT isn't playable in OG form without ignition priority or cards like sinister serpent working like they do. chaos dragons are unplayable with the HOPT on Dr Red which fundamentally changes that early ZeXal format.
>>729475345As is always said when this comes up, nerfed retrains+bans is the better way of handling this. It has the same effect as an errata without the downside of the original card ceasing to exist like has happened with cards like Ring of Destruction.
>>729475345Master Duel having completely different card effects from paper would be a complete clusterfuck
>>729458623They are printing these cards in the usual rarities too, iirc ultra, secret, ultimate and collector, which means some of them are gonna be worth peanuts assuming you go for the lowest rarity. This is only confirmed for the OCG side albeit, kebrew jewart is greedy enough to exclusively print them as ugly full arts.
>>729475770i still don't understand how that guy still has a job, actively sabotaging yugioh in NA forever
Is Rise worth 7€ on Steam?Kinda want to try a MH game but i know i can't run Wilds on my PC, so what about Rise?
it is if you get the DLC
World is probably a better entry point. Rise is still great and I prefer it between the two, but it's a much faster, more mechanically involved game that sort of throws you in the deep end and assumes you know what you're doing. If you're okay with that and think you'd have more fun with a more arcadey beat-em-up than with the more preparation-focused hunting sim feel of World, then go for it. It's a lot of fun.
>>729475493it's the best monster hunter game so yes and you don't even need the dlc to fully appreciate it
>>729475830So its less grindy then World? How harsh is Rise for new players? Im no stranger to action games, is the difficulty in knowing what to do or just mechanical difficulty?
Hop in guys, we have to go fast. Doesn't matter where we go or what we ride as long as it's fast.
>>729432118Based. He should have stayed in his bike lane
>>729434637well yeah youre supposed to yield at crosswalks and he didnt even slow down
>>729436937>giga simulator setup>drives like a kid from ETS2 onlinegood lord
>>729433373Animals like this deserve to be put down
h-games threadno discord groomers editiondo you prefer your CG hunters with or without convoluted bullshit? I prefer mine without, that's why I like amazon's games
>>729473690Kotone's content is way better desu.Not that the bat is bad, but Kotone is out of this world
>>729452935this was called goblin something right?
>>729475813Goblin Conquista yeah
>>729475869Worth a check out? Not too freaky in the fetish departments?
>>729393039Some studio S shit, but only if you can handle the violence.
I've never played a video game before! Which one should I start out with?
You are not an anime little girl
>>729475610Morrowind
>>729475610Nubbys number factoryIt also runs on your school laptop
this dick
>>729475610Stardew ValleyKatamari Damacy
>install WoW>pick alliance side>make a blue eyed, blonde male paladin>first alliance character I see is a black woman>she even has afro hair and everything
>>729475692And you can go fuck yourself chuddy
black elves kinda goofy looking though fr
>>729475692>I fucking forgot they did that god damn that is retarded as fuck.It doesn't matter if they violate lore
>>729475582how's warlock as far as m+ inv priority?
Yeah dunno who they are making the game for these days, still at record low numbers. The current story is pretty lame. Their top neck beards don't even care about retail anymore and anything that gets traction online is usually about classic wow and its many game modes. Housing came way too late. They killed off/ruined their legacy characters and the replacements are actually all milquetoast
Just beat this today. Does S&S have better lore and storytelling than Dark Souls?>world requires minimal headcanon to make sense>NPC dialogue adds meaningful depth>in-game descriptions lead to a cohesive, compelling narrative>character quests are intuitive albeit simple >bestiary to further expand lore>great short stories for world building>no Zanzibart moments>the mystery of the setting makes sense, leading to a more immersive experience
>>729472913I'd say origin is meaningful as well. In Dark Souls I recall character origin not making much sense. It would describe these regions your character could be coming from, but it wasn't explained/expanded on. In S&S, origin had more weight despite it not being relevant to gameplay.
>>729474786>living in the swamp area turns you skin green
>>729474509I've got a couple of friends who needed an image like the one posted earlier to get through Sanctuary. They'd constantly get lost or have zero idea how to get to places, even ones they had been to before. I grew up making maps for games as well as crafting maps for tabletop games, so it didn't bother me all that much.
>>729475746I have a higher-res map that's all ingame screencaps which I can upload on something like /wg/ if you think it would help.
>mage can rape reality>gigachad strength fags can hack anything to pieces, even the final boss
