>Let the chance of becoming one of the industry-and-fanbase-controlling Souls lords along with Vaati and Matthew, allowing Zullie to become the third Souls lord>Failed to destroy Nioh and now it has three games and several games based on it>Slip into obscurity and now he just makes challenge streams, something only women doWhat went so wrong with him?
>>731023473anon you don't need to be a contrarian naming obscure people despite not knowing a prominent figure in souls.you don't have some special taste for watching niche ecelebs
>>731048947Yep. That was funny as fuck and he's lucky it was just someone fucking around for laughs.
Off topic trash
>>731053992No, this is revisionist history garbage. Dist was always respected by /v/ even if we found the dung eater shit funny. This whole thread reeks of secondaries that don't play games and only watch streamers. Imagine respecting Hobb over Dist.Hobb is entertaining for being a trainwreck, but he's not someone deserving of respect. He's a literal cuck raising someone else's kids and he has severe adhd to the point of interfering with his life. Dist quite literally is the platonic ideal of milquetoast guy that plays games. He always 100% completion slow plays new releases. Dist has natural curiosity to check out multiple builds or routes in a new game and actually bothers to experiment to learn the game mechanics. He passes the gamer check by doing every gamer intrusive thought naturally (can I sequence break here? Can I clip into the model's clothes by pressing up against level geometry? etc.) As of January 1st dist has played and beaten more games this year, 20+, than your average /v/edditor will play in 8 years. Hobb has been doing a challenge for months Dist easily completed while handicapping himself purely out of DS2 boredom.Honestly the read i have on this thread is that there are a handful of abyss tier cretins obsessed with larxa hating on Dist and displaying literal bitch behavior. What can you expect from vtuber retards though?
Nightreign and its consequences have been a disaster for my enjoyment of Souls content creators
Post em bros
>>731052063I do this every day of my life at the slightest inconvenience btw
>>731049502you can tell there's a point where he's thinking, "maybe mom and dad won't notice?"
>>731037020I would calmly tell them that I don't think Nintendo is all that good.
Why isn't there a SINGLE Godrick soldier or knight in Godrick's castle?
>>731053134Pretty sure the name is just fluff.Otherwise they're all jusy coincidentally banished to places with storms.
>>731053246I think it's clear they're remnant forces of the Storm Lord. Which makes calling them Banished kinda... retarded.
>>731053339My guess is they used to be Leyndell soldiers and relocated to Stormveil, where they learned the storm magic that's inherent there. Godfrey's crown says that he once conquered the "Storm Lord", and Stormhawk Deenh served the Stormhawk King, who seemed to rule Stormveil before the Golden Order conquered the Lands Between.
>>731053557That doesn't match up with their lore at all. If you just take their armour description for granted They're all banished knights and exiles after Godfrey killed the storm lord. They all had to find their own shit to do after that point, and that's why you find them so diversified everywhere seemingly doing their own thing. Most went on to join the forces of the order, and Niall in particular liked them so much he fucked off to the mountaintops to make a home for them but then they all died or some shit. The point is going by their armour, there really shouldn't be any of them still in Stormveil, unless you want to suppose that with the complete fall of the order they've come back home with no one else occupying the castle, and they just kinda let the golden runt do whatever
>>731053739My 80IQ schizo theory is that they the Banished Knights of Godwyn.Banished for failing to protect him.Because you find them in a bunch of places associated with him.Godrick is probably Godwyn's descendant, and storm magic is associated with Godfrey's bloodline in general. The Stormcaller Church in Altus has stuff from Godwyn's dragon cult in it, so that might confirm he could call storms too (or at least some priests around him).Then you see they hunt lesser drakes to use their magic and guard dragon heart sacrifice churches or live in the city of dragons - stuff Godwyn plausibly was involved in as the ancient dragon dude. And finally Castle Sol has a big shrine to Godwyn in it and is dedicated to causing the Eclipse that would kill/revive him and is almost entirely populated by banished knights.Also the Death Knight helmet looks kinda like a dressed up Banished Knight helmet. And they fight similarly to Banished Knights.Big flaws are that none of them hang out in Deeproot Depths nor the the DLC catacombs, nor is any of this made explict when it would be something the devs would have no reason to hide.They also only use storm or dragon communion magic instead of lightning.
play retro revival games. RR for short.
>asset store flip arcade slop>JRPG slopwow! i bet these games have amazing stories to make up for the boring, tired gameplay and overdone generic art!
>>731054496what difference would a good story make to you, the only word you seem to know is slop.
>>731054614maybe try rereading my post and you'll understand
>>731054661bash your head against the wall 9 or ten times or eleven or twelve, just keep doing it until you shatter that thick skull a bit so maybe some brain matter has room to grow?
>Sentries no longer target spy as long as he doesn't deal damage to them>Razorback and Homewrecker removed from the game>Spy can switch between disguise speed and spy speed at a press of a button>Spy Disguise can shoot blanks that deal no damageThere. Now he isn't as useless
>>731054256>game all about intense close quarters combat>time to design a character that can oneshot you from 300 kilometers awayWhat the fuck were they even thinking? Thats like the ultimate fun killer
>>731054339Huhhh just respect his sight lines mmmkey??
>>731054376
>>731053706Even then the official TF2 classic lists spy as objectively the weakest class. Even with everything OP said he would still be under powered
>>731049873Spy is dogshit against engie. He has so many tools to fuck him over and he easily beats him in a 1v1 with shotgun or wrangler rockets that instakill him on a direct hit. Engie also has a high crit chance because his sentry does so much damage. Spy can't kill any teammates within the sentry bubble without dying immediately after and engie can spend most of his time just looking for spies and hugging walls while his sentry shoots enemies for him.Engie in general is a poorly designed class that gives pyro, scout, and spy players the middle finger with no effort and is a braindead way to stall out games with building placement being the only engie """skill""" that really matters. In numbers he gets even dumber being able to rapidly rebuild anything you blow up and covering each other's sentry weak spots. Thank god most engie players are bad or he would be the most annoying class in the game. Don't even get me started on the wrangler.
>game still isn't crackedIs it worth $60 ($70 for deluxe edition)? I've been wanting to play it now that I've got an upgraded rig that can handle it at 4k, but I'm also not too eager to shell out for a game I haven't played before.
>>731053283is it anything like MGR?
>>731041365It's not. There is a reason this game was shilled so hard for release and then immediately forgotten. Also 95% of the playerbase is from China and they even had a state-mandated day off when the game released.
>>731054147No, I wouldn't say it is at all.
>>731054417>they even had a state-mandated day off when the game releasedSurely there is a ton of proof for such an out there claim?
>>731040669I liked the game but I would wait for a sale. It feels like someone took modern technology and graphical fidelity and made a PS2 action game with it. I don't say that as a negative, the game just feels old, stylistically. Very graphically maximalist too, where something like Dark Souls just has a simple bonfire, every Wukong save/heal point has this elaborate animation that plays out when you activate them. That's a lot of the game's visual style in a nutshell, highly maximalist, for better or worse.As for the gameplay itself, people say it's a level-based Soulslike but honestly that does it a disservice. The more you play the less the stamina bar really matters, and the more you'll want to depend on skills and transformations. Really the only thing the game takes from Dark Souls is the bonfire/estus system, and even that has a few spins on it like being able to find different types of healing gourds. And yeah, it's worth mentioning that like the actual Monkey King there's spells you can cast to transform into different stuff. Mostly monsters, and mostly for combat, but it's interesting to play around with different equipment, style, and transformation options. That said, this game isn't terribly deep as far as combat goes. If you're going in expecting Journey to the West starring Dante from the Devil May Cry series then don't bother. But it's fun enough, the levels are enjoyable to explore, and the game ends before it wears out it's welcome. Overall a solid 8/10 and I'd definitely be interested in how a sequel could iterate on some of the more interesting ideas. According to SteamDB it goes on sale for 20% off, and I'd give it an easy recommend at that price.
Guns don't kill people, Nintendo™ does.
>>731054169Too many games, man
>someone did this meme IRLHoly shit.
>>731054169It's legal for 11y olds to kill people (they won't get prisoned)
>>731054169Looks more like lack of Nintendo killed a person. Make sure you and your family have yours, to keep yourself safe.
He was just demonstrating the Glock Switch mod.
What game are you emulatanI'm playing Superstar Saga Remake - the first quirky Earthbound-inspired RPG
>>731028313
just started mega man zx, it's my first game in the series. bretty gud so far
>>731024739Finished Mega Man X a few days ago. On Chrono Trigger now. t. Zoomer>>731042940It’s brilliant. God I wish it was actually finished
I'm playing Chrono Trigger.I've tried playing it in the past but would never pick it back up after a single play session. But this time I'm sticking with it. I'm like 12 hours, and 4 separate play sessions, in and will finally finish it this time.Maybe I can finally do LttP next.
>>731050668I have never played itI have listened to the OST about 100,000 times
It's not secret that the playercount for BF6 has taken a nose dive. Why have you stopped playing Battlefield 6 ?
>>731050920>t. casual zoomer
>bf6 was announced>oh boy i hope it will be cold war >lol no it's a bf3 remaster>i ain't paying $70 for that>play it for a month with ea pass>was pretty goodwill gladly buy and play it for $40 or less
>>731054249>making something else.As in they will copy paste the same CODlike shit modern woke garbage nu battlefield slop they have been slanging since BF3 right?I can see it now Battlefield 7 now with transition mechanics, choose your gender and use the dedicated take HRT button!
>>731048632>fpwpzoomers have taken over this website
>>73104859070 bucks is too much for any vidya
Screw Isabelle, I want Nintendo to remember and acknowledge these two.
isabelle supremacy
>>731052102get out
>>731051578>Screw Isabellethat, i shall.
>>731053572Nah it's just that neets with nothing going on love to casually recommend playing on the most tedious modes of any given vidya
>>731053783Ah no, just going on with what the anon said, that you can have fun with your favorites.
Lippy gang rise up
Here MGQbros, this is an old OC I have saved on my PC
It's Saturday and that means its time to get on and spawncamp until the other team mcnutts in tf2!Address: 131.153.242.158:27015 or tf2.madhammer.club>Why the fuck is there so much custom contentJust download all of the content directly through our server instead of through tf2https://cdn.madhammer.club/misc/van-content.7zand then place the content into their respective tf2 folders>For Sunday we are going play the specialistsWant to get suddenly pinged with invitations to play goldsrc slop? click on this link!https://steamcommunity.com/groups/party_van
I wish I had more normal porn saved IDK why I save furshit so much when I like human shit just as much guess it's just because e621 is a well designed site while r34 is a slop filled shithole
>>731054269Yea I wish 34 did a better job of filtering slop or just outright banning it. Also when are we going to THAT thread
>>731054374worst thing about that site honestly is the lack of date filteringif it had a date filter you could do a daily best of like you can on e6
>>731054531Didn't even know of that feature. Guess I need to use e621 more.
This individual is not human.
>>731054229...It's a good thing, right?
>>731040842I hope this stork brings me a child (our child).
>>731054262Correct.
>>731053162If they made a new game will they use guest characters? They would have to be fighters who utilize weapons. Which guest suit Samurai Shodown? And please no 2B I hate that gross crossover whore from a very shitty game that isn't even good.
>>731054229They belong to the few Japanese designed females with notable ass. That's good for the overall feminine figure. I feel nothing but ANGER whenever I see idiots shilling that new Resident Evil Requiem webm of the female protagonist having "ass" and hers is puny diminutive tiny and weak. No. That's not an ass, but what it is is a LACK of standards.
New Fire Emblem is gonna be rad af
>>731053478>isnt a homosexualThats a good thing though
>>731053507Ingrid helping her bff by holding the ginger cunny still
>>731052437Camilla + femdom
>>731043102There are 2 types of FE fans. Shipper tranny faggots, and people who like to autistically customize their army, bonus points for eugenics.There is no in between.
>>731052437LysitheaHandholding
This is your average French woman.
>>731054039If that was the case (highly unlikely as the abnormal fetus is often automatically aborted by the mother's body), that still wouldn't make you a full female. It would make you a hybrid of male and female.
>>731053676Jacinthe, Griselle, and Lebanne are objectively the BEST girls from Z-A and I will hear nothing about it.
>>731053676made for BWC
>>731054312Okay but Canari
If you knew you were going to die soon what unreleased game would you want to try
>>731053287yeah, I think he died on Valentine's day 2 years ago, the only reason people knew he died is because his Discord status showed that he had been playing Overwatch 2 for over 48 hours
>>731048585Skyrim II
>>731048661Sometimes when I play a great game I think about the friends that aren't here anymore, and how much they would've enjoyed this game.
>>731049721Didn't that happen not so long ago? Some make-a-wish kid wanted to play something before he went and the company rushed a build to him. He was disappointed. Damned if I can remember what it was though.
>>731048661>be a fat, retarded brit>shit blood daily for 2 entire goddamn years>not like a smear from ass hemorrhoids or some occult blood that requires a test>actual red, liquid blood, like his asshole is on its fucking period >be surprised when its cancer>die like a fat, cancer ridden retard 4 years later
>>731047845It's great, don't listen to this retard: >>731050879
>>731047845they're okayi liked the first one the best because they became less horror and more animu the further the series went on
just finally beat both of them last year back to back. don't listen to people like >>731050879just have realistic expectations that the first game is an old ass PS2 JRPG. Its perfectly fine.Covenant was way better overall but is a direct sequel and it feels even better as one when played back to back esp from a gameplay perspective. Took a fun. strong foundation and made it even better.Also >>731048536 is bullshit, I can't recall either SH1 or 2 having anything like this. I had to Google it to make sure I wasn't crazy. I certainly didn't need to do that shit if there is something like this to beat either game or their optional content.
>>731047845It's like a PS1 style jrpg on PS2, has everything you could expect from one. If you don't find the battle system too annoying or whatever, yeah it's a good one.
>>731051637>bothbut there are 3 of them
I absolutely hate this game. I genuinely do not understand what everyone saw in it that I don't. Even the Switch 2's biggest haters will say it's a good game. All you fucking do it aimlessly dig around and get bananas. There's no level design, there's no effort or care put into the game whatsoever, there are no memorable moments, the music sucks, it just isn't any fun at all. I'm at like level 7 and I do not want to play it anymore, it took me weeks just to get that far because I dread opening the game. I really enjoy the Switch 2 and even liked games like Metroid Prime 4 and Pokemon Legends ZA but I just cannot do Donkey Kong.
>>731053620it's got good schmoovement
Idk I thought it was really fun.
they completely fucked up the pacing curve and the midgame is simply dullif you're not a drooling retard the bashing mechanic gets old quickly and you start expecting platformer gameplay that just doesn't arrive until much later and even then is pretty lightthe guys who love the bashing mechanic are the ones who unironically say its the best switch game or best game ever, there are more people like this than you'd thinkthey need to find a way to make the bashing mechanic more interesting to revive this genre for most players though, it feels like it has potential
>>731053763KIIINNNNOOOOO
This game suffers from pic related
Or do something else with it?
>>731050445>considering to buy WuchinkTry to buy good taste retard.
>>731053962Like what? Western or japslop? Nah, maybe Korean slop is better.
>>731050445Yes, it's a great game.
>>731050445AI limit is better
>>731050445I think it's good but if you wait till June I think it will go on sale if it hasn't already by then.
Who is the best Pokegirl and why, /v/?
I love Elesa
>>731049801Based Iris and Phoebe enjoyer
>S tierBea, Phoebe, Maylene, Battlegirl from xy>A Tier Lana, Lana's mom, Acerola>A- TierLusamine>B tierAny other pokegirl.
>>731050240No way this is real, too good to be true>>731050338Buzz off with your shitty buzzwords
>>731054041what did she mean by this?
