Tell the genie your wish
>>736347659That bit in Pirate's Curse where she calls herself a bad influence was too cute. Made me want to give her a big ol hug.
I wish for the genes responsible for female irrationality, hysterics, and treachery to be erased from the human genome
God, i love shantae so much
>>736339683No, actual genies grant your wishes as a courtesy not because they're obliged toAlso if you get screwed over is because you couldn't correctly articulate your wishSaying you want to be immortal and the genies just makes you unable to die, but you'll rot forever as a mummy cause you didn't say anything about being young too
battlestations thread
>>736351501Ergonomics aren't always a one-size-fits-all solution, unless there's a ridiculous amount of customization that allows something to cater to a wide range of body types. If you find something that works for you then that's really the best you can hope for.
>>736350657Same way my girlfriend explains her shota papes.
>>736351632It reminds 'her' of what she used to be?
>>736344520>single monitorLMAO
>>736353134multi monitor on a home PC is for zoomers who do not know how to manage windows
When did it jump the shark?
>>736350974no he's reddit
>>736350974The fact that they've spent several games already trying and failing to push him and falling back on Kiryu should tell you everything
>>736351130>several games So 2?
>>736349745Kiwami 1
>>736349745definitely when they made the games a fucking turnbased boring ass rpg
Its dive season and I'm diving Sue Storms backline.
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>>736352623>>736352503
>>736352646i need you, Carol!
>>736283856It's uncalled for nonsense with no basis. You're underestimated because you're a low level street hero that can barely handle crack gangs. And these uppity lines come out of no where when no one in the game is actively looking down on them
>>736348718 i dont get it
For me its LAU Lara.
I like Tomb Raider Underwear
>>736349858is that brad pitt's... son?
Bede grau grie.
>>736343875LAU was the last time Tomb Raider had even a modicum of sovl, in grand part thanks to their soundtrack.https://youtu.be/M28XxszLBN4https://youtu.be/1JVQ-Pe_aT8https://youtu.be/nKSvI0_BMVQhttps://youtu.be/mBOCzftBuyUStill, for me, it's AoD Lara.
>>736347559>he doesn't know
What is it with fuga games and kids with bare bellies
>>736347176the game was made by kemoshotaGODS
I want some guy talk
Jin dog
>>736352506>mistaking basset hound for dauschhund
Fatass cat
So what was the deal with BPAS ? Thought it'd be like the roboticist where he turns out to be some kind of AI after you 5 star him but nothing happens.
>>736349842Same, shame you can't call an airstrike while on the truck though.
>>736343365can confirm, DS2 is what finally convinced me Kojima got lucky 20 years ago and isn't likely to return to form ever. DS1 was decent enough as a setting with some fun twists implemented and the game was ok. this game is mechanically a little better but way too padded with shit you don't need (much like a lot of MGS) but i expected that you couldn't really expand on the setting or story and was proven right. it's just a bunch of fucking nonsense that wore me down and went nowhere so for the first time since i wasted a summer on Harvest Moon on the Gamecube i came out wanting my wasted time back.
Here's an easy predictionPhysint will have at least 20% Death Stranding style gameplay in it
>>736352284It was set to be made and come out after the horror game OD. But then one main character of OD, Udo Kier, died before he could do his scenes. Kojima said the whole thing is in trouble now so maybe we'll get Physint moved up or delayed even more as it is pushed back as OD gets delayed
>Coffin board doesn't even allow one fucking floating carrierWhat the FUCK.The truck is already vastly overpowered yet they go above and beyond to cuck floating carriers at every turn. I'm right mad.
Best ending
>>736345337oh shit, did not catch that. okay yeah that is a point on the graph that they are married.
*psst* *psst*
>>736269113Claire fucks Dante from the Devil May Cry series. She wouldn't cheat on her man.
>>736352383That's a Jojo's reference from the Jojo game that Capcom made.
>tfw used my only Requiem bullet on the maidit'sover
Well, how is Rise after all these years?Monster Hunter thread, thinking about this or going through all the TU of Wilds since I haven't touched it since launch
>>736352113>Everyone gets hit, anon.Yes, and the game is balanced around basic stats without spiribirds in mind. They are bonus stats and by no means mandatory, without even getting into how you can just slot one skill to ignore the mechanic and still get the benefits.
>>736352269I've never tried out any of the bowguns but recently I've been thinking of finally trying them out.
you can't get halfway decent decos and deco slots until the very endgame. that alone puts it below Worldborne
>>736352113Playing with 150HP in mind should theoretically encourage more of the "prep" people clamor for
MH devs saw the absolute broken and degenerate shit that was 4U's Charge Blade guard points and actually started designing weapons and monsters to focus on that playstyle. Anything that is remotely similar to 4U CB guard points or the cancer that is XX/GU Bushido/Valor Longsword is not real Monster Hunter.
What is the most 7th Gen game ever?
>>736352708I'd bet money on the top two being manipulated.
>>736352810I'd bet money that you were barely conscious when GTA IV released.
>>736352708The elder scrolls oblivion due to that horsegears of war 3 due to was the frist one with gamepassmass effect 3 due to you must be a dlc to get the ending
I never hear a single person talk about this game. Is it that forgettable?
>>736346995>>736345474Play the fucking sequel
>>736352427>Slow combat>It's literally faster than normal ATB FF combat>Every map is tightly designed so they dont waste your time with empty spaceAre you fucking retarded or something?
>>736352427I'm sorry about your bad taste. Maybe one day, when you're all growed up, you can enjoy games that aren't rollslop or parryslop or qteslop.
>>736352972I guarantee I was playing jrpg before you were even born>Every map is tightly designedyou didn't play it and I accept your concession
>>736353058>you didn't play it and I accept your concessionSo you didn't actually play it, I accept your concession then
>more than 100+ hypervisor bypassed in the last weekdon'tfuckingtrustthisshit.
>>736352835>capcom marketing gog version as superiorB-based?
>>736352942>piratefag in charge of coming up with a comparison that isn't retardedNeither sunlight nor air are products that have been produced by working people doing labor - a NEET like you may have heard of the concept. You grew the ball pepper in your own garden, so it's for you to enjoy. So is the meal you cooked yourself.
>>736350162I unironicaly trust only troons when it comes to software, almost every emulator was made by them. I guess its something to do with their concentrated autism and goal fixation
>>736352313SEETHING
>>736353115Stop being dishonest braindead corpo shillDenuvo troons defending DRM is no different from mosanto kikes trying to patent certain seeds or the act of farming in the first place. You are a braindead tool, genuine retard holy shit end your life
I had no idea you could cause a orc riot in Tarant and have most of the city killed lmao
>>736351454Funny you say that because I thought the same thing. I remember loving it many years ago but I haven't played it since then and I've noticed in my later age that a lot of CRPGs I used to love turned out to be flawed gems that never got to truly reach their potential. I was expecting the same thing here but I was surprised to say it's still amazing in my eyes and that I love it just as much as I used too.
>>736352094I found it's better to spend those 5 points that'll help you kill better like the Stun spells or prowling/backstabbing
When you recruit the Orc from starting town and dog they can steamroll entire game by themselves, your build doesnt matter, idk if difficulty slider is worth touching in this game
>>736348424Cause you won't do shit anyway lol
>>736351571That's not a bug, if you murderhobo your way to the final boss, you're supposed to grab a sword (Kryggird's Falchion or something) in a cave nearby to actually kill the final boss, otherwise he's immortal.
>this is a $25 game.how are AAA devs spending 300 million?
Well I guess they did not expect the game isn't doing well as they expectedWhat went wrong? I personally think the whole first chapter story and the endless tutorials drive new players away
>>736342090Uma pvp isnt the same shit as greneric gatcha whale to win pvp. Yeah a whale in uma still has better shit than f2p but they still had to play the game to raise a horsegirl. Vs just straight up buying power and winning cause you spent more.
>>736341508I really don't see why this wasn't a tower defense game, it would even fit the base building mechanics perfectly
>>736341508It's doing great but for some reason has a dedicated hatebase. Not even sure why
>>736352338There's a tower defense activity in the game, it just kind of sucks. TD doesn't work in open world, it needs tight levels
>>736349315Now let's see the endgame badges you got by holding a button and dodging, fake gamer
I still have not played this roll slop, is it even worth 40 bucks?
>>736351175Actually might be my favorite video game. Any flaws it has is overshadowed by how good everything else it.
>>736352717>just pretending>sarcasm over text>sarcasm in reply to a sincere postAnd incase you want to double-down, the dogshit state of this website (more-so vidya-related boards) is because of people like you. The whole "just pretend :)" and then rot.
>>736352796>"Literally GOTD">sincere post
>>736352840NTA but I think its the best game ever and I'm 100% sincere.
>>736352974A before and after in the history of humanity.Elden Ring changed everything
WITHIN THE INNER HEART I PLEADFOR YOU TO TALK TO MEI WANT TO HEAR ALLTHE GOOD AND BAD THE NEW STORIES YOU HAVE!
>>736334253based
>>736303529man, I cried during nanako arc. I unironically thought fatlus was going to kill her.
>>736340614>and Kanji has much better synergy with RiseRise is Yusexual and their synergy is only in terms of friendly banter.
>>736297456It made me cry
>>736353109Imagine dying on some annoying robot legs when you've maxed out everybody else's SLs. What a fucking joke lmao
Megaman StarForce collection is doing pretty good and many people are playing these games for the first time, what about you anon, are you playing the games yet?discuss the series
>>736352443naaaah, couldn't be Geo, it could be Pat...
>>736349628She needs to get a grip
Is human x Hertz marriage legal?
Mu.
>>736353164GETOUTMYHEADGETOUTMYHEADGETOUTMYHEADGETOUTMYHEADGETOUTMYHEADGETOUTMYHEADGETOUTMYHEAD
What's the most mischievous thing you've ever done in a game?
>>736340676I was in a DarkRP server and some kid kept asking people how to spawn cars. I told him to type "unbindall" in console, to open the menu for them.A moment later he turned to me and started frantically spinning in place, as he could no longer move, type, or talk. After a couple minutes of this he left the server, presumably by turning his computer off.
>>736340676I dunno, run up DP at round start in a fighting game?
>>736340676In trouble in terrorist town when I was the traitor I hit a guy with a crowbar once, he would instinctively start firing his gun making noise, I would then kill him and ask what the hell dude?
>>736340676>playing verdun>enemy player in trench causing foothold>he's in an annoying place where I can't get to him>switch sides to his squad>force a squad change>squad changes and they lose the footholdfelt really funny to do that
>America's Army 2.x>Bridge map>always some snipers hanging back in the tower, rarely making kills before someone with a 203 blows them up>get tired of them doing nothing of value>find one on the crates, sit below him>wait until he starts shooting and start jumping>he ends up shooting me in the back of the head, game automatically disconnects him from the server and puts his account into Leavenworth Prison, forcing him to sign out and back in to get out of Prison>dump smoke grenades on snipers on the midpoint, watch them get shot down by the enemy when they panic and start running around>Battlefield 1942>get on map with boat spawns>grab the wheel and steer the boats directly into the enemy, get them blown up>suddenly tickets stop vanishing one at a time and instead rapidly drain down to 0 because no spawn points remain>shoot friendly planes with anti-aircraft flak until smoking so even machine guns can shoot them down quickly, so enemy gets quick final hits on them and gets the credit for the kills and I don't get a FF warning
Why hasn't it been equalled?
>>736352262Getting 8 Heroes asap is not a realistic goal on 200% on most SOD/Erathia/Armageddons blade scenarios. Generally your biome won't even support that. 8 heroes doesn't give you any more army than 2 do and you'll be able to clear your resource mines quickly and then what? Run into ais who bought out their entire creature production and just kill you or you have to break somewhere vs like lots of rocs and you can't win that fight with 3 base hero armies and no spellcasting
>>736352762I know. I'm the one arguing against getting mass heroes week 1 in most homm3 complete scenarios. >leprechauns maybe 500g >some gold mines the usual amount would be 0 >town centre income 500 per day, until you spend 2500 upgrading to 1000 per day, then a further 8500 upgrading to 2000 per day
>>736352705Flavour text a nice thing i agree but you notice it once and never again. Especially if you are trying to actually play the game and not jerking off
>>736352765Did i say get all 8 at once? I said you can get all of them week one 1. Not that you fucking have to. There needs to be a reason behind the logistics. On a big map like the guy said it is important. Good god you morons are testing me.
>>736352213>he doesnt play the gameI've been playing it since it came out, at one point I had 3 original copies (plus the expansions, heroes 2, m&m6, and crusaders of m&m).>if someone besieges you better belive that zombies wont save your ass. they won't, but they can soak up damage while the towers chip away the enemy troops. if the enemy only sends in some scouts to steal your town, the presence of any unit alone is enough to deter them. It won't do shit against their main army forces full of tier 6-7 units plus -3 morale, other than hopefully chip down a couple of units. But every little bit counts (and if you recruit them, then the enemy won't).>wraith speed doesnt matter besides scoutingso scouts and hero chaining, like I said, gotcha.>because all necro heroes have necromancy and will always be slowed down by the skeletons you resurrectYou don't attack wandering creatures with your scouts, you attack them with your main battle group which can kill them with impunity. scouts are to get undefended shit, resources, artifacts, flag any mines, trigger witch huts to see if they have anything useful (before the mods made the witch cut cancellable). And to bring artifacts and more units to your main army group.>pvpnobody plays heroes 3 for the pvp except autistic slavs who can minmax every movement point.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
