TROBBIO!
>>729874086I'm glad this fucker didn't die
We need more Egyptian-coded brown girls in vidya
>>729874008>anon is into plantsWow so brave and stunning
>>729872812Kaiba’s beautiful wife!
>when an above average iq white man sees actual expedition 33 gameplay
>>729873071forsen
>>729871894Whatever you need to tell yourself, groidsissy
>>729873071>same repeating assets>shit randomly floating mid air >no attention to clippingwhat the hell, the game actually looks like a cheap asset flip
>>729874134True but redditfrogs are literally cheap asset flips too
>>729869976i refuse to believe people actually liked e33. Its a turbo dogshit AI game
>final boss is the easiest in the gamedo you like it when a game does this? or is it anti-climactic?
>>729873561>not the easieston paper he's harder than most bosses, since you can't cheese him with holy water, but his pattern is extremely predictable and it's easy to avoid taking damage.
>>729872328>final boss is a QTEshit like this is a video game crime and the studio should be sacrificed for their transgressions.
>>729872328For these NES games it's a relief because by the time you reach them you don't want to struggle anymore
>>729872328I'm not going to lie, Drac kicked my ass in 1 because i didn't realize you were supposed to use holy water on phase 2, the game baits you into using the cross on phase 1 because its perfect for dealing with that phase but the cross rebounds and removes the holy water lamp meaning you have to pick one or the other
>Get coerced to pay full price for a game>it fucking sucks>"dude it gets better 20 hours in"
>>729853935I've worked retail. Shit's not hard if you have a spine and the balls to tell rude niggers to fuck off.Sure, customer is King but I'm the fucking Emperor.
>>729853674Neat trick I've been doing for the past 2 years is that I've stopped buying games at launch and wait for sales. Games aren't even fucking ready when they come out anymore. 1.0 is just an early access launch.
it gets good 150 hours in
>>729853674I bought Xenoblade Chronicles X on WiiU and I've never regretted a purchase more than this.>garbage characters>garbage voice acting>garbage music>garbage UI>garbage combat (It's WoW but you select abilities with a D-Pad)>garbage exploration / world>garbage enemies (no mechanics at all)>gargage quests>garbage performance
>>729874178I should add, it never got good, even after the skell or whatever. That just made it even worse.
Animal Crossing New Horizons NSW2EMario Tennis FeverPokemon PokopiaTomodachi Life: Living the DreamYoshi and the Mysterious BookSuper Mario Bros Wonder NSW2ERhythm Heaven GrooveFire Emblem: Fortune's WeaveSplatoon Raiders (not dated, but there's no way it's not 2026)Pokemon Gen 10 (not announced, but we all know it's coming)This is 2026 lineup for Switch 2. Other than Duskbloods, Fire Emblem and Splatoon Raiders, it's total fucking dogshit tea time itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny games aimed at toddlers, girls and casuals.Fucking BLAND lineup that makes my eyes glaze over.
>>729873454>i need muh nvidia shield pacifiersure thing retard
>>729873454You're brown, poor and stupid
>>729872921GPD WIN sounds like a jet engine while gaming enjoy your chang trash lmao
>>729873454You realize there are other cheaper options that run better than the deck from ASUS and Lenovo, right? I showed that one because it's so strong it's rivaling the PS5 which shows just how strong the truly powerful portables are right now and when even modern cell phones can emulate the Switch, you better believe something that's almost as powerful as a PS5 can do it. You're the one coping and tilting at windmills, you're probably cherrypicking the deck on purpose because it's the weakest of the UMPCs. The $450 Switch 2 also requires you to buy $70-$80 games that might be 30% off if you're lucky and that can't upscale games like an emulator can so you're left with blurry Switch 1 games on the Switch 2 screen if there's no Switch 2 update.
Pokopia is being directed by the Conquest guy and has the Dragon Quest Builders team involved. I'm hopeful. Also the new Rhythm Heaven will be great but that's a Switch 1 game.
>free healthcareWoke shit.
>>729873702>freePowered by a slave centric society. The anime shows that each poke center is powered by pikachus on a threadmill
What is this shitty tranny raid
>>729873702Fuck off uncjeet
>>729873963>The anime shows that each poke center is powered by pikachus on a threadmillWasn't that just an emergency generator for blackouts?
>>729873702just because it's free doesn't mean people didn't support it with tax dollars
did you know that all gachaniggers are newniggers? including mod team?
There should be a female cat chef in every game
>>729873982Also fat.
>its literally dragon's dogma 1 but bigger and better>/v/ hates it anyways
>>729869887So first of all, the original basegame DD was an experimental proof-of-concept Original Title that came out 14 years ago so the fact that the two games are even comparable content, story, or gameplay-wise is laughably pathetic. The fact that DD2 CAN'T be compared to the original with 1 (One) DLC applied is equally, if not more pathetic.Second of all, basegame DD had an actual story, an endgame loop in the Everfall/Unmoored overworld (I forget what it was actually called when the Dragon dies and the sky turns red and the world changes back then), and an actual reason to do NG+. DD2 has none of these things, and no final boss. It also has less vocations for some reason (Wayfarer and Weedman aren't real vocations fuck off) and it "Fixes" warrior by kneecapping every other vocation to be in line with it instead of adding more fucking slots to use.Feel free to stop making threads for this series, there's no point.
>>729869887solid 5/10its shite, tried so hard to return this drag and drop import of a game
>>729870634An open world and an attack-minus-defense damage system really did a number on DD1.
>>729870670>DD but biggerSeconding. Still baffled how they failed at that simple and obvious recipe for success.
>>729871130>I don't even know if it had a crazy twist/world change like the first one did?It did. Once you beat the game there is a secret way to start the REAL game which is the first time the title screen shifts from Dragon's Dogma to Dragon's Dogma 2. It's extremely kino and one of the high points of the game imo.
Nothing outside of the original matters
>>729868431If everyone knew it was yet another shitty Advent Children sequel they would have told Square to fuck off on the first of the three instead of the second. Now Square gets to suffer even more failure.
>>729872815Retard-kun...
>>729873720>Shep literally says thisHe literally does not. You are shown out of character scenes with Shepard's body being sought by both Cerberus, Liara, Collectors and the Shadow Broker. You are shown the inside of his corpse being revived with magic goo during the Lazarus Project cutscene. You are told TIM was against putting a controlling chip in Shepard. You are shown TIM discussing Shepard in recordings the latter was never meant to see. You fight a clone grown in a tub created in case the OG needed a spare arm or a lung during the recreation process. He's not a robot and he's not an Adam Jensen clone, he's ME1 Shepard, dead and resurrected via... shut up don't think about it go recruit a bunch of daddy issues terrorists.
>>729862071Even Aerith disappeared into green glow
>>729874052>shut up don't think about it go recruit a bunch of daddy issues terrorists.t. Bullet Wallace
>pokemon is getting more scrutinized because the games are shit nowGood
>>729873705Pokemon just doesn’t give a fuck. Even their Tcg uses the flimsiest materials, it’s the biggest low effort franchise that’s ever existed, perpetually living off the good will of autistic millennials
playing the modern games makes me baffled as to why anyone still likes this series. it's the most mind numbingly boring and easy jrpg that has a collectathon attached. remove the ip and all the recent games are 4/10 at best.
>>729873705been garbage since crystal
>>729873863Yes nigger.Everyone, even your mother and father, your grandparents, your dog, your girlfriend and her tyrone boyfriend has more guts to call out Pokemon than a pathetic worm like you.
>>729873705>v/ is the worldpathetic
do you have to be a brain surgeon to know how to play this?
>>729873664what?
>>729873734>ooh they changed the game so much my little brain hurtsss
>>729873664>>729873906are you ok?
>>729861996MMR got so inflated over the last 10 years. 5k is the new 2k.
>>729874038Ok i mistaken you a genuine human poster obviously your a deadlock shill. ok you can go on.
How important is a good story and attractive characters in video games?
>>728933797
>>729863020I have been waiting for this.Hoping to only have to spend 1 spark total though.
>>729863020I have Nagisa already but I'll be rolling for Toki. I know she's supposed to be terrible but I finally can get my hands on some of those limiteds like her and the bunnygirls.
I hate that i can have only 10 lobbies.I NEED MORE
>>729873641>she's supposed to be terribleShe's competitive once you get her bond gear to T2.When your primary competition is dress fucking hina it's ridiculous to frame everyone below her performance as literally useless.
yea ineed
>mfw accidentally bought dustborn on steam sale
>>729872670It is uncomfortably gay, that is undeniable. Basically scared to interact with male NPCs because any innocuous answer to any of their questions would trigger gay romance.
Is this the thread
>>729872568Never had this happen but i have had it reversed.
>>729872951this is the gcj thread yes
>>729872568i'm a regular person so i don't even think about "woke"
Welcome in 2026: Year of the Horse EditionPrevious Thread: >>729739585 >If you drew it and it's vidya, you can post it.>When requesting, post references and names in one post.>Don't be greedy. Don't post multiple requests in a row.>Keep it VIDEO GAMES related and Vidya Origin.>No shitposting, if a post breaks the rules, DO report and hide it. DON'T respond to it. Thread's about art, keep it that way.>Have fun!>Booru Collectionhttps://vidya.pics/>Drawing Books and drawing programs:>>>/ic/drawingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>729848045>NieceKek. What a toony Nieve. Nice
>>729871767I somehow doubt it
>>729873059I wanna believe it's him too but I have to be realistic especially since his false thread is dead now and you know he'd keep that alive as long as possible.
Requesting a faceless anon brushing Aubrey's (Omori) teeth
MolestophelesThe one who touches all immaterial or otherwise
>>729872962*gorbftfy
On the subject of alchemy, I am a meatmancer wanting to dabble in alchemy. I attempted to concoct a Potion of Minor Healing using Hauck's beginner's guide to alchemy and somehow after I reduced the potion for 8 hours it turned into a mass of cat and dog bits. Any idea what I did wrong?
>>729873250>he forgot to add the scarlet mending jellyngmi
>>729873826God FUCKING DAMNIT! The local forest witch sold me strawberry jam and told me it was scarlet mending jelly. If I ever see her again I will be transforming her limbs into ground beef. Ugh. Thank you for your aid, I suppose..
>>729872217*kills ur patron*where's your magic now, bitch?
https://youtu.be/Y2-VkdfA2osWhat did Director mean by this?
poor outis is getting raped by the middle nursefather while we just walk around talking about cigs, it's not fair bros...
>>729866329IM SIGNING UP TO BE AN INDEX
>>729872086Nonsense. That team is getting along with his kid so they'll just be chilling and talking about goofy manga shit while Outis seethes quietly enduring it so they don't all get wiped.
>>729871309>No touching Fascia>hits you with itWell ok then.
>>729866140The problem is that poise is worthless outside MD.
