So it all just comes down to sex and tidies?
>>729121618How would you eliminate white countries if you allowed breeding?
>>729125941of the sexual variety
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>>729080325>t. Sephiroth
>>729084149"pouting" on a 3d model looks so fucking retarded, there's a reason it was created for animated 2d characters, jesus christ nips are fucking stupid
>Pokemon is so ugly that people are soifacing over a hypothetical Pokemon game that looks like it's on the N64
>>729117496Maybe if it had Megaman Legends Dr Slump aesthetic then we'll talk
>>729127986that would require these hacks to have a professional pixel artist
>>729122370Gamefreak only had the skills, capacity, and desire to develop for handhelds. They would have had to outsource it like they did with Colosseum/XD, and I think they were somewhat too prideful to do that outside of a few rare instances like that.I also think this is the main reason they've floundered so hard during the Switch era. They were a handheld only developer for 20 years. Then the handheld rug got pulled out from under them, and they had to jump to console, where people expected them to immediately start making flagship titles on par with games like Mario Odyssey and Breath of the Wild, games that were in development for several years by veteran console devs, while also keeping their release schedule of a game every 2 years. It doesn't excuse their recent quality. I would have given them one or two passes, but they're several games in now and haven't gotten any better. They also should have enough money to hire help if they need it. But it does make a little more sense why they shit the bed so hard when you think of that.
>>729120158is that what pokemon XD was?
>>729128630>XDFuck off.
racing games thread
>>729127240>technology banned in every motorsport it could ever be applied to
>>729106848I like Forza 4, but the game feels way too disorganized. Stuff is all over the place. There's like 10 grand pricks at the same time, plus a bunch of side quest and shit the map is flooded with stuff, yet it all feels so... unsatisfactory. Clearly directed by a woman.
average ferrari driver be like:
>>729127425I feel like there's a non-zero chance that at least one motorsport it CAN'T be applied to has proactively banned ground effect vehicles anyway.
>>729119349why isn't she in a g-string
Damn! Andrew is really more confident while being with his mother.
inb4 the mod creator gets doxxed
>>729125137STOP TRIGERRING MY MOMMY NEED!!!
>>729127002Because he's trying to ruin Coffin threads
If you have a sexy sister like Ashley then yes. Yes, you should want to fuck her! Be her slave too!
Sex
What are yours?Feel free to rant/ r8/ h8/ masturb8>KORG DS-10I'm currently working on a video game music medley for a time-lapse art video. It will have an "underwater" theme, so I'm making covers / arrangements of "aquatic" music from games like Ecco: The Tides of Time, Donkey Kong Land, Mushihimesama, Endless Ocean, and probably others. It's coming along pretty well so far, already got the Ecco segment done; DK Land's "Kremlantis" theme is up next. In the end, it will have all sorts of oceanic sound effects added in, such as waves, whale songs, dolphin clicks, etc.>all them shmupsI've had CosmoDreamer, RefleX, RefRain, and Cardinal Sins since forever (got them during a Steam sale, years ago) but haven't gotten around to playing them until recently. As for Ginga Force, I'm glad I only paid $2 for it (on PS4) because the 2nd-to-last stage is irredeemable trash. Yes I'm being filtered.Template: topsters.org
Playing Pac-Man World 2 Repac after just having finished the first one recently (which was okay, ig)I like how it's borderline a totally new game, but it feels way worse to play compared to the original so far, imo. Something about the movement just feels wrong to me.
>>729123575Only really touched RayForce so far. I don't think I can 1cc it but I want to keep a 1cc alive into Area 3 for a chance at even seeing an Extend. That 1 Million mark is ROUGH to get without ideal play.>>729124786I didn't grow up with the series but I did enjoy Re-Pac 2's movement myself. Maybe the cadence of the superbounces just clicked with me. Granted I was most impressed by the bosses and the post-game which are the new content.
I'm trying to get a 1cc in the Hook arcade game because I refuse to be beaten by this children's movie tie-in game
>>729126581My issue with the movement is that it feels more slow and floaty compared to the original game. I think it's most notable during the Tree Tops stages. There's a nice flow the bouncing sections have in the original game that's missing in the remake. I do like a lot of the changes they've made atleast. Giving each of the ghost unique boss fights instead of copy pasting the same one 3 times was a wise change to make.
Thoughts on the new trailer?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOaNzqWpzCsLooks like Sonic GameGears games are being added tooThere's an ambulance mini game I couldn't recognize
>>729126994No I won't buy the same game again fuck off
>hi-rea heberuka modelthank you based sega
>>729126994Die 0fag
So?Did you get the rank you wanted, anon?And more importantly,did you have FUN?Sonic CrossWorlds thread I guess.
>>729128038the truth is everyone begging for this shit to be anything but a messy party racer is dumb as fuck
>was going to take a break until the festival and play NiGHTS into Dreams tonight>had SS Market Street leaderboard open after reading anon's post>notice I'm 10 seconds behind 1st>not even on the leaderboardNo wonder I eat shit on this track all the time. So much for that break.
>>729123416Master forgive me, but I'll have let my autism go all out... just this once.
>>729128542By the way the site literally wouldn't allow me to type a single extra letter, that was the limit.
>>729128542>>729128668Respect. Hopefully they really take the time to look through the survey responses since I too typed a lot.
It's currently free on EGS. Game play is very slim to say the least, because it's just a matter of exhausting the dialogue options, but it has interesting lore which gels well with the pseudo-vaporwave style. Also a grade A soundtrack. All in all, it's more of a walking simulator with a bit of collectathon elements than a mystery solver, but I loved spending time in that weird island.What other games you would like to see being talked about more?
bumpHere's your chance to talk about games which /v/, let alone other sites, never talk about.
I want to gush about Air Riders, it's the best racing game in years, a must have killer app, the reason to own a Switch 2.
brb gotta feed the cats
>Leave for 10mins >Everyone leaves too
I have been getting absolutely murdered in ranked city trial these past two days.I took a break from the game for awhile and now it suddenly feels like everyone is a god. Also learned that the game gives you free pity patches if you manage to barely pick up any, wowee.
>>729125009Yeah you wait like 5 minutes on average to do a 1 minute 4 laps race and I assume the indigo and violet point gain will be as bad as ever so I could just spend the time in paddocks or whatever. Top Ride.>>729127429I played an hour or so after the patch the other day and the matchmaking is a lot better, so it was a lot harder to actually get a win. Not as many repeated players, too. Still got some streaks and legendary machines though.
>>729120461Paddock is still open if anyone wants to join.
Did Jeff "I jiggle my balls at night" Gerstmann deserve the flak for his below perfect review score of LoZ Twighlight Princess?
AS I SAY
I miss pre-2013 GB so fucking much bros.
If you asked me this 12-15 years ago I'd say no. Asking me this now, after I know him almost as well I know my family? Yes, and worse.
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>>729127064Forgettable wiislop
>returns to top 10 global best selling list on Steam>returns to top 10 global best selling list on Playstation>returns to top 10 global best selling list on XboxSo awards don't matter, right?
>729128093This won't feed your family browny.
>>729127739I don't think Geoff really had a choice. When the actual player's choice awards, the ones that are voted on by people, not journos, all show E33 as a dominant winner you kinda can't ignore it.
>>729127632Goalpost is on wheels huh? We're talking about the awards, jeet. Learn to read.
>>729128093I thought this thread was about making up random shit about who paid for the game.
>>729128394I thought that chinese gacha slop won the popular vote
ITT: post the weirdest, worst, most baffling, confusing box art ever.
>>729126850>Only plays on Nintendo DSiWere there any other games like this? Shit, I don't even remember what the difference was between the DS and DSi.
>>729126582Why is this set at Jeff Bezos' mansion featuring Jeff Bezos?
>be Zootopia >create massive growth in the number of furries >be Zootopia 2 >sequel now employs many people who likely became furries because of the first movie >increased paw shots, Nick and Judy’s asses are thicker, Gazelle’s hips are wider, Pawbert is wearing underwear under his pants and has a big butt himself And yet, no official Zootopia videogame as of today.
>>729116063The closest you're gonna get is a Zootopia world in KH4, and who knows when the hell that game's coming out.
Has Marvel Rivals washed away the stain of the Avengers game?Not sure if Disney will let anyone else touch their properties much otherwise.
>>729127643Disney is working with Arc sys to make a Marvel fighting game. Blade, Ironman and somehow Amy Hennig's Captain America somehow escaped the fate of getting cancelled alongside Black Panther and WonderWoman.Disney never gave a shit about Squeenix's Avengers and GOTG, or Capcom's MvC I failing.
>>729127643There was a 2D beat'em-up released only recently - Marvel Cosmic Invasion.
I hate Disney sexualizing everything, but this one time, we can make an exception
>BTFO of the entire industry by answering a question and saying Video Games aren't art>Every western dev spends years trying to refute him >Shigeru Miyamoto says he agrees with Ebert and causes even more butthurt>Dies months before the cinematic craze started taking over gaming>Causes the entire western industry to pivot into making movie games and desperately try to have video games acknowledged as more than just a hobby for children How the fuck did this one critic cause all of this?
>>729126808People aren't even mad at it anymore, the man has been dead long enough. People are mad at you for content farming the same low effort bullshit.
>>729104864All his bitching about vidya did was delegitimize his entire career as a supposed art critic. He gave passes to soulless slop made for no other reason than to maximize profit so long as it was filmed with a camera. To then turn around and shit on an entire medium is the height of hypocrisy. And it's the reason Apollo took his jaw.
>>729127369>No one cares50 replies and 140 posts say otherwise
Undertale is vidya art but even after a decade we're not ready to have that discussion.
>>729104864games have art but a game is not art
You can do trickshots with coins in Palworld now.>pokefags lose again lmfaoooooooooo
>>729088778Reminder that this was literally just controller vibration support and they called it this as a joke
>>729124245>>729124281Will the 1.0 be before spring? I really liked my game at that point but because that happend i got mad at it and never played it again
>>729124952The only date we have is 2026 right now. I think they will try to shoot for early 2026 but it's pretty up in the air right now.
>>729102402I am absolutely astounded at how incompetent they areLike how are you not embarrassed looking at literally every other game in existenceNo one with any pride would ever allow this to be put on the market
>>729102402Just take Game Freak out back already and end their misery
Now that the dust has settled, was it _fun?
>>729127063Parries, dodging, dodge offset, perfect dodging, blocking, perfect blocking, bloodraven parry/blocking, berserk state, bloodbath kill, bloodbath slaughter, all done seamlessly well. combat is engaging, combos are insanely well done, AI is great, music is engaging, etc.now fuck off retard. go play your musous
>>729125259how the hell did you get musou out of this? the enemeis in normal difficulty are so spongy that you should be able to juggle them if you're skilled enough,
Is Ninja Gaiden Master Collection a good way to play the first 3 games? Is NG2 Black better than Sigma 2?
>>729128018I never got the feeling that it took skill to juggle enemies in NG4also are spongy enemies, long range AOE attacks, and juggling not core aspects of musou games?and besides, I said only a hybrid, that it feels partly like one. I'm not accusing NG4 of being one in its entirety, apparently that's tantamount to the highest level of disrespect around here even though to me it's just the japanese take on hack & slashit just feels like a button-mashy hack and slash game with really poor defensive mechanics and not as grounded or engaging as other character action games
>>729124827Black 2 is better, but both are worse than vanilla NG2 on the Xbox series X.
'ja on the 'log
>>729123632it would've been hilarious to have a ChromxTharja and a RobinxCordelia situation
>>729121107People hate to admit it but FE has been improved by localizations more than it has been ruined
>>729123632>I guess IS just didn't want her to be a marriage candidatealways seemed kind of lazy to me that there are no male/female non-romantic supports, like seriously what are you worried about, running out of memory? Awakening supports take like, bytes of data to store!
>>729128505anon, there's a limit to how hard you can bait.
>>729126720No it's also designing starships, which is probably the coolest thing in the game.
>>729122178no gore, bad gunplay, even melee is worse than fallout 4 which is saying something.
It was already perfect.
>>729122809>the force powers are dogshit even maxxed out>takes literally something like 60 hours of playtime speedrunning "temples" to max them out>the unity loop/ng+ is just a poorly thought out bandaid fix for the engine unraveling the longer you play a saveits all so tiresome
>>729128518>One of the only end-game tasks to do is build the ultimate spaceship>One of the other end-game tasks is unity looping>Unity looping destroys your spaceship and sets your credits to 0It's like they didn't realize that losing potentially tens of hours of grinding in an instant, would piss people off.
Were the new Tomb Raiders good?
>>729125547Yes, I liked them. First was the best, but they're all pretty consistent in how good they are.
She's so pretty in 2.And then you can install a big titty mod, and give her big jiggling titties.
>>729127041>>729127636Who do I believe
>>729125547It's Uncharted but with a chick. Good enough if you're into Uncharted. Otherwise, not so much.
>>729127794>made out of poopIts alright. You can play it and have a decent time, but you probably wont want to play it again.
I never liked Reiggigas until the leaks.
>>729128261I want to like Regi more
You never liked a character until fan fic happened. Kay. i have never played animal crossing either i bet.
