Did Jeff "I jiggle my balls at night" Gerstmann deserve the flak for his below perfect review score of LoZ Twighlight Princess?
I miss pre-2013 GB so fucking much bros.
If you asked me this 12-15 years ago I'd say no. Asking me this now, after I know him almost as well I know my family? Yes, and worse.
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>>729127064Forgettable wiislop
>>729127642truly was lightning in a bottle, it was never going to last but I do think we were cheated out of a few more years
>>729128398Delicious cinnamon women
>>729124805There needs to be more True Form Midna being silly like when she's an imp. Though I haven't read through the TP manga (yet) I like that there's more of her being a hellion when she's a normal Twila compared to the source material.
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>>729128823>Welcome home Grasshopper!Said no one, ever!
should i play this videogame?
Why do you all post pictures of little cartoon rabbits in sexual poses?
>>729125323bnunu
>>729119843no because I am poor
>>729128165because i want to hugh bunnies, sexually
>>729119912It's a bit disappointing that she isn't wearing panties under her skirt
I always see people calling fighting games dead, especially when they are referring to other skill based 1v1 games like arena shooters or RTS. But here is the thing, fighting games are more alive than they have ever been. You need to remember that fighting games are also on console, and most modern fighting games have crossplay enabled. Take the steam daily peak player count and triple it, that is basically the true daily peak of available players. I'd say there are probably anywhere from 100,000 to 200,000 unique players daily when you take into account all modes. Compared to arena shooters, fighting games are incredibly thriving. We have active local scenes, competitive scenes, and online scenes. The biggest name in arena shooters only gets a peak of 400 players daily. RTS games may be a bit more popular than fighting games when it comes to player count, but our competitive and local scenes are actually alive and thriving. When you compare fighting games to other popular games, you have to remember it is a 1v1 game. A better metric to compare it to other games is to take the number of possible matches that could be happening at a time. For example, in order to fill an ARC Raiders lobby you need 21 players. Lets take the peak and divide it by the amount of players you need to have a match.>445,973/21 = 21237Now lets do the same for Street Fighter 6>37,646/2 = 18823Note, these are only Steam numbers, the amount of playable matches at peak hours is actually much greater. Outside of the titans, the "liveliness" of SF6 is comparable to most popular multiplayer games.Sorry for the bad grammar, I'm ESL.
>>729127338https://youtu.be/RZPJRH_CE7Uarcade version btw so no fucked up port bullshit either
>>729127520>>729127564>>729127612Proved my dumbass wrong. Also, fuck, Alpha 3 CC is busted.
>>729089335>ESLOk, then fighting games are dead in the first world.
>>729128143Now you're starting to understand
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How do you guys think the undertale prequel fan games in development should handle saving for the souls? My idea is hallucinations, everytime a soul dies,he wakes up and start at the last point he slept at(that's his way of saving,taking rest at various places,everytime he dies,it's a bad ending). Another idea I have is a character from the future travelled backing in time to stop something horrible from happening after the undertale ending and is helping the soul out. To me,this is good idea because you can introduce the original cast without breaking canon. Heck,this could be the weird route or the true ending of a prequel game.
>>729126980Who would the monsters side with if they broke the barrier and found the surface as it was in HL2?
>>729127747That's a good question.>Some monsters age much slower than others>Other monsters age incredibly fast>Some don't age at all>Some infant monsters need alcohol to liveIt would certainly be a challenge to legislate drinking in a society like that.
>>729128913now that would be an interesting twist if the surface is nearly inhabitable and the underground was the last safe place on earth, wonder if someone will make something out of this
>>729127969You could just have it be after peace between humans and monsters has been established. Chujin can seethe all he wants, but humans and monsters are walking down the streets, holding hands, and singing kumbaya now. The war is over, and he has no grounds to attack Clover over. Plus I'm sure Ceroba would absolutely defend after all Clover did for her.
>>729128975>flowey pops out on the surface and sees the combine's invasion of earth>finds out he's able to open the developer consolevalve hire the UTY devs NOOOOOW
Do you agree with Reddit take on jrpgs?
>>729128579>Unicorn Overlord for best tactical jrpgautoplayer gachashit>Infinite Wealth for best charactersKEK. 2 games in and nobody wants to play as that faggot MC anymore.
>>729118893The boss battles were the highlight of that game
>>729129009it's not contrarian to like it right now, give it a few years
>>729118670Best tactical, maybe. The rest, no.
>Best story13 Sentinels>Most replayableFFV
post your toons!
>>729128353sorry I mean troons*
>>729128353fear me for I am the fabled Ginger Birdy
>>729128353Teacher sexo
>returns to top 10 global best selling list on Steam>returns to top 10 global best selling list on Playstation>returns to top 10 global best selling list on XboxSo awards don't matter, right?
>>729128692Yeah because they gave away in-game currency if you voted for it. Real awards don't nominate gachagames because they just buy their addicts off with anime whores.
>>729125341No wonder it's selling. It's a good, GOOD, game made in 2025. That's like finding a unicorn.
>>729125341>awardsyou mean marketingand yes, marketing matters
>>729125493Indie just means its not corpo jew dogshit for the modern audience in 2025
>>729129325Awards are marketing you get for free if your game's good enough.
Why is it that the more time passes the more I look back fondly of these games. Maybe whatever the FF13 games were trying to be is sorely lacking in recent games, whatever that is. I don't even really care about FF7 Remake Part 3, just give me ports of FF13.
These games will never not be the absolute worst this series has to offer no matter how much time passes
>>729127231Because you're a grifting retard with no taste or moral integrity
>>729128850I don't see FF14,15, 16 or 7Remake in the OP.
>>729128356It's like someone designed a really great and profound turn based combat, then some absolute asshole went there and took away every single mechanic dividing in like 50 parts, and keeps just feeding you that slowly for dozens of hours. The gameplay when you finally get everything is great, but god damn, it sucks tilll you get thereXIII-2 is great, as it already starts with those options. Lightning Returns is more action orientedSo yeah, XIII is something you suffer once, but XIII-2 and LR are so good, you end up replaying those time and time again
>man, pressing x to win sure was nostalgic, amirite fellow zoomoids?
Todd Haters shaking hard right now. The Starfield they were shitting on was a pre-alpha tech demo compared to Starfield 2.0.
>>729128242>release shitty unfinished product>goyim buy it anyways because they cant control their wallets>profit>add shitty "patch" years later>profit again>let modders fix your game
>>729128501Starfield sales are proof that "voting with your wallet" is just a meme and has no basis in reality.
So you're admitting the game is shit currently? Cool.
>>729128501>wait 5 years>major bugs patched>all DLC released>Optional qol mods sometimes added by community >pirate for a full experience beta tested by the people who bought it.It's never been better as a gamer
>>729128242>yes the microsoft zenimax merger fucked shit up>yes the microsoft actiblizz merger further fucked shit up>yes the fallout tv show hitting moved the spotlight to games they werent planning on working on till the 2030s>yes starfield was half baked shitshow from the beginning seriously todd shoulda done that when you went indie kojima style>yes nobody believes you can get tesvi out the door in the next 2 yearsBUT I DONT DOUBT YOU TODD IF ANYONE CAN GET IT DONE ITS YOU
do you think it will be good /v/? I know animu games are really hit and miss but this one isn't another arena fighter
>>729122762Do I get to shoot people as Riyo?
hades but anime
I watched part of this with some folks but didn't feel like continuing it on my own.does it have amo sexo
>>729122762My friends sold me this shit as one of the best anime ever and it turned out it's the most generic shit ever. I called them out on their shit taste immediately.
>>729122762the slop that made me realize that i’m too old for shonen
Now that the dust has settled, was it _fun?
>>729128464YesYes
>>729128496What kind of shit do you play that doesn't have aoe attacks, juggling and "spongy enemies"?
I liked it, still playing it, tho, haven't gotten to a Ryu level yet. I just wish Yakumo had a sheath for his swords, I know he is supposed to have blood magic, but, still.
>>729125735Sure you have
>Ayane won't be playable in the DLCPROFOUND SADNESS!
Leaked Deltarune image from chapter 5!!!
>>729126992Noelle what are you doingThat's Kris's lap soup, get your own
>>729128090Out of ten
>Threesomes with frequent interspecies dirty talk
>>729128090>the high schoolers are teenagerserm SOURCE?
do not open
It's currently free on EGS. Game play is very slim to say the least, because it's just a matter of exhausting the dialogue options, but it has interesting lore which gels well with the pseudo-vaporwave style. Also a grade A soundtrack. All in all, it's more of a walking simulator with a bit of collectathon elements than a mystery solver, but I loved spending time in that weird island.What other games you would like to see being talked about more?
bumpHere's your chance to talk about games which /v/, let alone other sites, never talk about.
>>729126506I read about this last week but this game has a cool bit of storytelling that fighting games don't usually do. One character doesn't like killing but if you finish your opponents with a lethal move, her reactions go from horrified, to breaking down in tears, to actually enjoying it. It's really neat to see
>>729126506Looked like wokeslopNo thanks tim
Yeah, I'm thinking it's GOTY
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>>729128917I think there's one on floor 3, southern camp just before the slave girl. How did you get the second statue btw? I only got one from the tutorial
>>729108110fuck off already, goddamnyou shilled in lona threads, you shilled in sinisistarjust let it the fuck go
>>729129164why is he white in the reflection
>>729129228>slave girlwho?>How did you get the second statuepic related
/v/ pretending that this is the best ff game is the ultimate act of contrarianism
It has some good pre rendered backgrounds but that’s really it
>>729128157dogwater boomgroid uncslop
>>729128770nobody under the age of 30 still says "unc"
>>729128157Anons have been calling each one of 5 through 10 goty.In terms of fan numbers I'd say: VII > X > VIIIUnsure where to place V, VI and I.I have only watched a friend play VI way back in 2002 or so. Maybe I should play V?
>>729129041Meme turnover is too quick these days
>Capcom somehow manages to make a traditional fighting game that's fun to play without knowing how to play>No one, including Capcom, ever replicates it again, instead they just dumb down the mechanics when they want to make a game "accessible"Why can no one replicate the success of MvC2?
>>729126774Also my retarded ass forgot my image. Cover art didn't mean much back then, especially when you consider how games way back in the day (80s 90s) would have cover art that straight up didn't match ANYTHING in the game at all.
>>729126774>>729126869The cover art was the most important thing in terms of selling games back then. Most kids didn't know shit about the games they were getting their parents to buy, at most they maybe saw a commercial or read about it in a magazine. The purpose of cover art back then was to be eye catching.
>>729124590Guile is iconic and Psylocke had appeared in Capcom games before
>>729127489Still didn't hold as much weight as it does now. Again back then companies were literally scamming people with ridiculous box art with aliens and fantasy dragons and all kinds of shit and then you get the game and it's pixelated dog shit. Nowadays it matters because people are going to tweet and screech about how their favorite celebrity and fag streamer isn't the on the cover art or cover athlete. Which is ironic since most people buy digital and won't even see the cover of the game besides the 2 secs of them clicking to start the app up.
>>729128163You sound retarded.
In 10 years' time, will the collective dickriding of this game (and its total sweep of the Game Awards) be looked back on as farcical and embarrassing?
>>729110428Yes. It has already started actually, because E33 and the most overrated video game in history. It is barely a 7/10.
>>729121586He said Tactics ADVANCE, though, anon. Your shitpost is targeted at the wrong game.
>>729110428This shit isn't even popular in the first place, so once people stop whining about the goy awards it'll fade away with the rest of the forgotten slop games.
what fucking level do i have to be to tackle drafts?and why is everything hitting and taking millions of damage
>>729129160I went through there around level 75 or so but Verso hard carried with gun / base attack build that consumed burn stacks.
>it's bad because... THE ECELEB SAID SO!
>>729112972play deeeemmceee too
>>729112972Yeah It's really dumbfounding how the second official entry in the most recognized hack n slash fanchise ever made is this piece of slop shit. Like say what you want about God of War but the quality of the original trilogy is Goated. The first game is amazing for its time (and honestly not that much less "deep" than the original DMC which doesn't even have air combos), the second game is arguably the best in the trilogy and better than the first for sure, and the third is also incredible and hasn't aged a day graphically. Even the PSP games are pretty good. The games that follow after that are basically a different genre with rpg numbers shit so we don't talk about those. Meanwhile DMC has the first game being amazing, the second game being one of the worst games ever made, the third game being a masterpiece. And then a lacking and incomplete fourth game, and a mediocre fifth game. And a reboot that is a piece of trash. Not exactly a spotless record.
>>729128836they post shit about "square square triangle" when nearly every action game has a similar thing going on. the old trilogy are very solid, not the best but fairly good
>>729128836>>729129060The kids who grew up with GoW are getting just as uppity as Halofags are nowadays.
>>729112972https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f63U2NUq8z8
NINTENDO ENDS PRODUCTION OF SWITCH 2 MARIO KART BUNDLEMANY ARE SPECULATING THAT THIS IS DUE TO POOR SALES
What's the next big bundle coming?>captcha was a triforce
>>729101607>Switch 2>Fucking Mario Kart of all things>"poor sales"You'd have to be a fucking retard to actually think this
>>729101802They already updated the game numerous times to severely alter the intermission courses.
>>729127943They get their sources from NDS grifters so it makes sense why they're so fucking retarded
>>729102192>>729102363Ah yes. FOMO. It's cancer when any other company does it but when it's nintendo, it's a-okay.drones, man. They never cease to entertain.
