This was a complete waste of time, not only that this was the sign that Valve just didn’t give a shit anymore. What do you think of the Half Life 2 episodes?
>>730640017For me it was the ever-increasing focus on the Gravity Gun. Yes, I get it, you made a cool physics engine and want us to play around with it. My early adolescence was spent with Gmod 9 and 10, I know all about it. But replaying it now I just want to blast Combine with my AR2, but Episode 1 has the Super Gravity Gun, the "antlions in City 17" segment that you have to plug holes up with, more hoppers, Zombines that try to kamikaze you, and the notorious One Free Bullet achievement.Then Episode 2 has new explosives, Hunters (which are only weak to impact and disintegration damage and resistant to bullets and explosives), and Magnusson Devices and a Strider gauntlet that requires extensive use of them. I just got annoyed with the Gravity Gun by then.
>>730631970Don't know, I played a couple hours and got bored. From a gameplay perspective, I just prefer HL1 so much more. HL2 wasn't nearly as fun, but I'm a zoomer so what do I know.
2 is good, 1 is mediocre and a cash grab
>>730631970It had it's moments
>>730631970Fun little experiment and "lessons learned" from the base game HL2. It's a neat little extra but I guess people don't like that sort of thing. Wish Episode 3 was made though.
Im looking for some cool parody games, bonus points if they exists as a parody of a specific game and not a genre. Its more about making fun of genre or a specific game and not just being a funny game in that genre Examples:Looker( parody of the witness)bards tale( western rpg's)breath of death and cthulu saves the world( jrpg's)stair quest(Sierra adventure games)
>the kid you're working with brings your biggest fucking enemy to your hospital bedNow that we know Rudy is the knight, what is Asgore's role in all of this?
>>730644383You are both like little babies. Behold the theory:The knight is a Darkner and Undyne was the one who brought it this one time. She just ran on her own.
>>730630707
>>730645749FRIEND!!!
>>730645704>Noelle TwerkingVile
Open world games are a stupid gimmick and you know it.Linear > semi open > open world
>>730631557This proves that yes young white women are the hottest race, but they're still women, and women who KNOW they're #1 will never have good personalities or develop healthy lifestyles. White women are doomed the moment they're born.
>>730645628Whoops, I forgot the gloves. Ignore the other image.
>>730645992Bro I knew a butterface oldhag early 30s chinese girl and she had a pretty bad personality too, but she was skinny so probably got lots of guy attention regardless with the jap/gook/chink shit she liked. It's picking at pennies with foids no matter where you go.
>>730630173That's half the DOA characters.
>>730630173uohhh i've discovered a new fetish
>virtual pets
>>730635904Maybe he was pure of heart? Did you ever think about that? Did you ever consider that? Huh? Did you??? HUH?
>>730631878man that'd trigger my allergies so much, literally 10 sneezes in a row. Still worth it
>>730633103yourmommon
>>730634087>All my Beelko-chan cards came in today
>>730627832I liked her better when she looked like a housecat.
*trivializes your game*
>non-effect flip monster
Where Y'ALL at?
Dead gameDead thread
>>730627825Love her love in Mimighouls
>>730644695Love your mom in my bed
No Steam?No buy.SIMPLEAS
>>730642319Of all games to accuse lmao. You have literally one cop being shown in a positive light and it's "copaganda"? That's like saying Batman is copaganda because Gordon exists.
>>730639275Based SteamBVLL.
>>730639396Steam DRM is optional. A game can choose to not use Steam DRM.>>730640981There is nothing stopping them from publishing somewhere else.The only "advantage" of their current consoles is that they streamline the process of marketing cheap plastic, NFC funko pops to whales.
>>730639275No physical console release?No buy.Simple as.
I want a game where I can dress up a cute doll because real dolls are too expensive.
>>730645839sit her on the ona top or on the belly of the hip ona I'm fucking then pull out on her at the end
>>730645839Guess who's getting all sticky?
>>730645954>>730646025>>730646078at least ask her first
Any decent dolls you can get off of amazon?I dont want to go to some obscure ass website just to wait 6 months before it even ships on the worlds slowest paddle boat from half way around the world.
>>730646117Oh, you're right, my bad, I just kind of reacted harshly there, not realizing she didn't do anything wrong actually. I do feel kinda bad. But, it's surely what she wanted anyways since she was watching right, so no harm no foul right
Why did it flop?
>>730642713Needed another year (or 6) in the oven.
>>730644732an amusement park where everything is boring and there are less sruff to do than the house you've lived in previously.but at least it looks (kinda) nice! (i guess)
>>730642713It's a paradox game, people played the paid demo and return half a decade later when it's at least 2/3 complete.
everything about colonies fucking suck in this game and is way too ahistoricalthe ai shouldn't have more pops in the new world than europe in fucking 1550
Because nu-paradox games suck assVicky 3 sucks, Crusader kings 3 sucks and Europa Universalis 5 sucks
Japs used to make kino strategy games. Now all we get is paradoxslop. What happened?
>>730645396They just straight up don't make as much as they used to. Them playing around with AI won't make it any better.
>>730645534Koei's strategy games always had incredible art. Peak adventure.
>>730645863>>730645534Forgot pic. Damn I wish they'd remake Uncharted Waters 1 and 2 or make a sequel.
>>730645892My nip backlog is too long, and I take a while to play through each game, so I'll never get around to these.
>>730646094You're missing out on a great series thst is sadly not well known in the west. Especially if you're a fan of the exploration age and like rpgs mixed with strategy
It watered down the brand power in my opinion.
>>730644854>Kancolle and Azur LaneDon't remember what the exact term was, but I think they got big thanks to something like military otaku, basically japanese military/history nerds.
>>730639597I don't get how this series got the doujin appeal it did, they all look like blobs a middle schooler would draw. Is it just Shintoism/Buddhism?
>>730639597pitmoo
>>730645683read >>730644001
i like the games and original music the most, but i definitely wouldnt have found it without 3rd party stuff
Thanks doc
>>730644134They chose a really bad time to pivot into being greedy cunts. The enthusiasts are going to buy in no matter what and shore up the numbers in the early months, but I'm still confident they're going to be in for a shock for moderate/normalfag penetration and retention compared to the Switch 1.
>>730635505>greenThat's a HUGE stretch.
>>730636558it costs less to color less
>>730635607>>730639036I change my mind. I want you to see this
>>730639486right... the switch screen isn't supposed to be naked
You only play games with the most amount of sales?
>>730646154Oh no, I don't play games at all.
>>730646154Black people actually do that all the play is niggerball, COD and top seller
OH SHIT, OH SHITAre they going to reverse their decision?Everyone saying they are going to leave the game made the devs change their minds?What say you /v/?https://x.com/BROWNDUST2_EN/status/2010584868166553619
>>730643602Nobeta is on steam for fuck's sake. BD2 is run by fucking retards
>>730645838They're ashamed of their game being "harmful" to women. It was a full fucking cucking. Game's getting review bombed to hell on all the app store regions, and has no PC port incoming. They fucked themselves. No one's going to spend on censored trash.
so, I'm not really expecting much but what does the gameplay for the game even look like?I don't think I've ever seen the game being even played, only the porn
>>730640861Unless they confirm that they arent censoring the game I don't care>>730642146They reject whatever has lolis and probably also if it appeals to straight men too much as for the double standard it's because they employ trannies and they allow safe horny shit thats either LGBT friendly or meme horny for shits and giggles like sex with hitler>>730642479Ah spreading misinformation I see
>>730646093At it's core it's a strategy jrpg. But there's tons of minigames and side content.
Shantae!
Here she comes
>>730633095Yeah. I also had all the Shantae on 3DS, but I must have been high or very fucking retarded because I nuked my 3DS' internal memory and deleted all my title keys while trying to figure out why my PC wasn't reading my SD card despite it being read by my 3DS.
>>730645531After the second game.
>>730632441I need her armpit so bad, also her pubes but mostly her armpit
Who has the best feet in Shantae?
The big truthpill is that it's actually better than the original.
>>730645491The random Shinra attack was to setup the suicide by cop because they wrote themselves into a corner and didn't have the balls to have Dyne shoot himself in the head.
>>730645491Still better than OGUnless you NPCs can explain how a better translation would have improved the original, you can just sit down and be quiet.
>>730614969FPBP>>730614279TRUTH NUKE
>>730614279>40 hours of kinovs.>150 hours of filler bullshiti'll stick to the original, thanks
Idk what you’re on about with this translation nonsense. In the OG, Dyne was someone Corel Prison feared. He wasn’t “crazy”, he was merciless. The game didn’t try to soften him or coach the player into feeling bad for him.Dyne was an on-the-nose mirror of Barret:Dyne = anger with no brakes.Barret = anger with a purpose.He didn’t need to be a spectacle or a designed encounter to give Barret depth in the OG. It was simply a man being forced to confront his past.
Vidya needs more blue dogs. That's why you should post blue vidya dogs.
Pascal the dog is here.
>>730645217https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6zx7Eaod_U
SABREWULF
>Make Sonar a girl>Make her a romance optionAnd I just increased the profit margin of Dispatch by 50%. You guys can thank me later
>>730643624Shit you might as well just make the cast that isn't Robert and Chase a girl, and just go full force into it being a super hero themed dating game.
>>730644910>Anon wants to fuck MoistCritikal
>>730643624Are you trying to create a new COVID?
>>730643624>tfw no Sonar gfFucking normie Devs just don't know what gamers want
>>730643729>no wasp gf that grows huge so I can sleep in her boobs
What's a video game character that was right about everything?
>>730637161But they DID succeed. The ancients aren't extinct. We are them, and the world still lives. Their solution was to fracture everything, it was never supposed to be a perfect solution. It was meant to be a desperate struggle for survival, to appreciate existence down to the last insignificant animal and wanting to TRULY preserve it with all your heart, not because you're just a hippie high on peace.
RIDING FREE X-TREME OH BABY CAN'T YOU SEE CUT THE LEASH SO I CAN BREATHE NOW IN ME I CAN BELIEVE
>>730643563>What is Minecraft creative mode or the many other games of a similar natureAnd I'm not even gonna mention the many games that heavily lean into wish fulfillment.
>>730643568his lesson was a black sheep shouldn't be able to ruin everything for everybody because their whole species has god-like power, also some stuff about valuing life
>>730637835M12S is going down tomorrow, Idyllic Dream takes a second to get the flow and variables down for since it's a 4m long memory gamePF is going to be filtered HARD by that fight
Do you play vidya you dont enjoy, because everybody else is playing them (for another reason?), /v/?
>>730645347A fat person wrote that
Pee pee poo poo
>>730645347i can't remember the last time I bought a game just because I saw people having>funwith it. and I sure as hell wouldn't force myself to play it to. I want games I would actually enjoy, not what other people think they're enjoying
>>730645347I'll do one night of some F2P shit someone in our group hypes up, but that's it, much less paying for it. I just like playing games with friends even if it means holding my nose sometimes.
>>730645347Nope. If I am not entertained, I stop playing. My time is finite, I am not spending it on something I don't enjoy.
