i had 3 shots of vodkawhat VIDEO GAME should i playi have a nintendo switch 2 and a steam decki also do have a ps4 but i don't feel like starting gravity rush even though i bought it years agoi don't want to sit at my desk anymorei just want to lie in bed and play games with my dakimakura next to meanyway what do i PLAY
>>736208635Download a shitty f2p game and tell us if it's good or not
>>736211383okaypost a picture of your erect penis with a ruler pressed into your pelvis above is
>>736211396Yeah alcohol doesn’t really make sense if you think about it too long. Jesus basically seems to be the one drinking most of it. He clones himself then basically still needs to eat and drink. But the concept of alcoholism is quite retarded, as that implies the people don’t fully comprehend what they’re doing. But they’re clones, they know exactly what’s going on. He also proves the pain doesn’t bother him, I saw Jesus cut off a guys arms and legs before. But he was that guy, and he looked at the camera and was screaming in excstacy because he loves to feel pain, which is why he actually did that on purpose. He’s in my house with me right now and touches my penis a lot. Which is how I know all this.
>>736209040ur kind of a pussy lad
you get drunk on 3 shots of vodka? lol what the fuck
ITT: vidya mary sues
>never been defeated>gets defeated in the game trailer
>allegedly undefeated>gets defeated in the game trailer
>>736207061Funny enough Ranni is also a Mary Sue.>has a entire questline, region, cinematics, some of the best weapons and spells, and multiple bosses dedicated to her, no one else gets this>has a one shot kill word that can wipe out the tarnished at any level>even if you attack her at the marriage site she doesnt die or fight back she just teleports away>in a setting where everyone else faces the consequences of their actions or hubris or arrogance, the person who started the shattering gets away with it scot freeSo much dev favoritism that it makes her less pleasant as a character.
>>736207061Rellana is the one that sounds most like a fanfiction character>Rennala secretly had a twin sister>she's not just a magician but also a knight>she dual wields swords, both a magic sword and a fire sword>also her magic is even stronger then Rennala (she can conjure two moons at once)>in love with Messmer
>>736211259That was a tie
Old and busted: Marvel New hotness: Nintendo
>>736206801I would be genuinely shocked if they use any of the side games as real major plot material. I really can't imagine fucking fawful showing up as a prominent villain. I'd actually lose my shit for it but I just can't see them doing that at all
Mario has a long history of anti male sentiment. Very unappreciated as a man myself. It’s extremely volatile for men to be the victim of sexual humiliating remarks. Their options aren’t the greatest, and it’s clearly being done to trick men into touching less than desirable women, by a cult working for a larger than life conspiracy plot.
This movie is an encapsulation of everything wrong with nerd culture. We truly have reach the absolute peak of corporate shitslop where you get your senses assaulted by special effects and you clap like a seal at all the references that you recognize. Roger Ebert was right about everything
Drove by my local theater, which is a small chain theater. It was around 10am but there was already a line forming outside the theater. On my drive back around 4pm, the entire parking lot was full. This movie about to make some huge bucks.
>>736205350Take a proper screenshot, phonefaggot.
Which way EOP?
>>7361729162 is a fallacy. no one would ever translate it this way, at worst it would come across as broken English. you could understand it if you thought about it really hard but 2 is just purposefully mistranslated. I have played a ton of MTL games and old (nes) games that had direct translations and they were nothing like that. kill all localizers btw
>>736209670Simply a sign that you haven't immersed enough. These "problems" work themselves out extremely quickly if you're actually engaging with Japanese content as part of your life and not as something you force yourself to do.
>>736191623just do this, duh
>>736173427go to the catalog and count how many threads are about japanese games, and then count how many are about polish ones
>>736173210KEK
What's your opinion on devs letting streamers influence and make decisions regarding game balance?
For me it's ninomae ina'nis
>>736207098/thread
>>736211270>>736211491nevermind didn't see >keep them between gameswhen I was skimming
>>736211491It persists like Iron Golem. It's yours forever unless it dies, you bind a different one, or respeccing/removing gear takes the skill to level 0.
>>736209132Guy's a legit autist. 10 years of basically daily streaming shit like "Doing a quick 3000 Lower Kurast runs haha". My personal vision of hell.
The First Descendants
>>736210314>>736210545i think the problem is they are trying way too hard on anime games which is a very japanese medium played by weebsif its games like where winds meet i don't think people would care
>>736211225The mother character proclaiming her love and protection for her daughter made me want to hand them my dollars so I could dress her in a micro-sweater.
>>736210445i don't think so, their wumao nationalism is insane, chinks really like anime its contradictory afthis contradiction creates a desperate validation insecurities due to their culture inrelevance globally compare to nipschina century of humiliation is so bad generating billions with their anime gachaslop is still not good enough for them
>>736211506It's crazier than that.They claim THEY invented anime.
>>736210931>ubislop open world but made by gooks so double cancerno thanks
April Fools "No Subliminals" edition
What's going on in this thread?
Pathetic.
Pathetically pathetic.
>>736211462April Fools thread and severe mental illness
Thought this was supposed to be a humiliation ritual. Why am I getting strongerer
How do you do, fellow Death Stranders? Finished the game yet?
>>736193949DOLLMAN I FUCKING KNOW ITS THE LAST OF THE CARGO I CAN COUNT I TOOK THE FUCKING MISSION I GOT A NOTIFICATION SAYING 3/3 CARGOI GOT A WHOLE GAME OF A SILENT PROTAGONIST WITH HIS BABY DAUGHTER AND SOME NICE MUSIC AND NOW YOUR REDDIT ASS WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERY TIME I PRESS AN INPUT
>>736211359Anon! Are you malding!? Use the pills!
I like dollman but he talks repeat lines too often.
>>736208564This scene was Kino. Ai slop could never match human groove.
do you think dollman would be down to get lubed up and shove up sam's porter hole
>The long-awaited sequel finally comes out.
>>736210248They fucked up the designs so fucking bad
>>736210248i prefer her with the snout
>>736210248i want a titjob from this whore bear so bad bros...
>>736210248I'll never forgive them for what they did to Foxy
>>736211665post it?
Essex thread.
this thread lasted all of april fools day
>>736141236Eh?
>>736209669Will it last all of april tho?
Reminder that only a 'thal can appreciate challenging video games, whereas sapes will bitch and cry.
Here's your female character bro
>>736206763well atleast she will create more robo armor fanarts
>>736207329i fap to landing low short xx super 1 and nuking faggots who approach me>>736207289street fighter 2 is fucking dog shit
>>736208486>the post-round disrespect kickmore games should have this
>>736203802I need ryona of Makoto beaten like Spopovich did Videl.>>736206838I can fap to Makoto's stun animation easily. I need more.
>>736208604in Lethal League you can juggle your opponent's corpse, the game even abstains from going to the next round if you can keep it up for long enough
Gen 7 had the best pokegirls.
>>736172262This is a 40 years old woman
>>736155372her daughters are hotter
>>736209605She said over, so could be even bigger number than 40.
>>736184707>stat trainer enjoyerBased. I just finished drawing a Marley
>>736172262LusamineOnly wearing a leather choker collarCovering her cute pink nipples
Playing this again and I can't stand it. It feels so slow and boring. Do I have ADD?
>>736211607Cdprojekt games are just trash for moviewatchers who hate videogames
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4249150/Breath_of_Fire_IV/https://store.steampowered.com/app/4249150/Breath_of_Fire_IV/https://store.steampowered.com/app/4249150/Breath_of_Fire_IV/HOLYKINO!!!!!
>>7362112576 years ago.
>>736203239No, he's right. Only a contrarian would say BoF1 is better than 4. I'll only excuse 2 because there actually are diehard 2 fans out there but no one tries to pretend 1 is a good game.
>>736209494No it's not.
>>736211531BoF1 is my second favorite game in the series. It's a no nonsense adventure romp with fantastic pacing for 90% of the game.
>>736211616https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0qMkrjm3bA
Why did the Imperials ban Talos worship but not other God worship?
>>736211206hard to have an empire after the emperor killed himself by stabbing himself 5 times in the head.
>>736211206>both sides take heavy losses >humans breed way faster than mer Seems like a winning strategy to me. Shore up your numbers for round 2.
>>736207228All the gods are real but elves deny that a man can become one even though theres countless examples of others becoming gods. They just hate mankind and they know diminishing the worship of deities has an effect on their impact on the world.
>>736202405Because Talos beat their ass with his giant mech and they're still butthurt.
>>736202405To drive a wedge between humanity and the most retarded among them (nords)
She is everythingShe's perfectShe's my best mosquito friend
>>736183832Okay but I regret buying this shit.
>>736211282I don't see how anyone who liked any segment of this game enough to buy an earlier version could dislike it now
>>736211325Andrew beats the shit out of Ashley and it's obviously supposed to be erotic, and now Ashley is cucking Andrew. I knew it was written by a woman but fuck, this is peak womanslop.
>>736211325>I don't see how anyone who liked any segment of this burger enough to buy it could dislike it now that it's overcooked
>>736200091SameThis kind of out of character blushing from Ashley can only mean two things:Andrew confessed his genuine love for AshleyOr the cult leader gave her a bunch of compliments she had never heard before without sarcasm or under threat of injury
I love Magik bros, is Rivals worth playing just for her?
>>736155819this toned and slightly huge body type is exactly my type. Is there tag for it? It's not muscle mommy status but it isn't thicc either.
>>736206950"Toned" is the only thing I can think of.
>>736206483It helps to have a Scarlet around
>>736155819Imagine being this much of a faggot.
>>736175748I'm biracial via BMWF and this is representation for me.
>Fuck with me, and I'll cut your dick offThat's a pretty sexy little girl, Telltale.
>>736210218there was one boy she liked he died pretty early in her life, but every other guy she showed interest in later in life shared a trait or two of his
I've reported everyone ITT to homeland security
>>736209832She's a hardened killer and distrusts strangers
>>736211032She's not the only thing that's hardened
>>736209260I'm going to start saying this now
>>736211378>those eyes
>>736211449The eyes of a broken soul.
>>736211398*plap plap plap**pla- POP**plap plap plap*
Cammy's too liable to get arrested for wife material, she's a smugglerAlso she probably would have fucked someone to try and get off the hook if she could even while married to you
>>736207149I played Investigations in highschool and Cammy gave me a downblouse/nipslip fetish that still haunts me to this very day
