April Fools "No Subliminals" edition
You're no one getting nowhere fast.
I do what I will.
xD
Does that frustrate you?
My influence grows.
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Old and busted: Marvel New hotness: Nintendo
How are the usual suspects coping
>>736202717>best daily numbers this april so far!I hate all journos
>>736202790>>736202897That's the joke.
>retards thought the movie was going to flop because critics were giving it a low scorelmao
>>736202875
NOT A JOKE, PLAY HERE:>https://opengoal.dev/
But why. I like these source ports but I fail to understand why someone would poor their precious autism into the worst Jak game.Why not do Sly Cooper? Or Ratchet & Clank? Fuck why not do another more cherished PS2 game of any kind?
How well do the native linux appimages for these games work on steam deck?
>>736196740I FUCKING HATE LAUNCHERSit used to create standalone EXEs
>>736204931I think jak's engine translates better into pc was the answer. There was a sly cooper decomp project but I think the one guy that did it got tangled up in some pedo shit by association and dipped.
>>736204931they reverse engineered the goal language or something o algo
What will the third movie even be about? They don't have any other Mario games to reference
I JUST BOUGHT MORE LAND IN THE METAVERSE
>>736185532Super Mario Land, you literal troglodyte.
>>736204218I think the indian gambling ads are funnier
>>736204292Was that the casino pinata from the garbage star wars movie rips? I agree. Loved those when they got overlayed at the finale.
>>736204867the workprint version of minecraft that leaked had a bunch of casino ads and they really enhanced the expereince
I love Magik bros, is Rivals worth playing just for her?
>>736155819No, it's gay and retarded, and everyone who plays it is gay and retarded
>>736155819>Luna and Invisible Woman get multiple legendary skins in a row and still get non-legendary skins>Hulk can't get one skin over the course of nearly half a year
>>736155819MAGIK FUTA COCK
what's wrong with 2077 that the sequel could fix /v/?
>>736197426this is one of the shittiest games ive ever played and it was free.
It makes me laugh just how huge the cyberpunk fashion modding subcategory is. cdred's base wardrobe options really were pretty lame (they even managed to make a TRENCHCOAT look lame as fuck HOW) but the Bethesda modding community stepped the fuck in to fix THAT. we thank starfield for its sacrifice.
>>736197426Option for third person camera. Let the cutscenes remain first person if that want that style of story tellingWhat's the point of having all that cyberpunk fashion if you can't see any of it on your character during normal gameplay?
>>736204895Only the flashbacks to the 2020s had an 80s style which was utterly superior to the fashion in the rest of the game. Flashback Rogue was hot AF.
>>736197426Nothing. The sequel is going to be UE5 so automatically it won't be as good or have as much potential as 2077.Damn shame too. I think Cyberpunk might be one of the greatest vidya of all time.
something something peak
Floof is using the Atlas mod!
Scouts you want to be kicked and stomped by?
>>736199065Good climb, scoots
>>736205237full image of booth photo please?
I beat Dark Souls like 10 times and I used this every single time, even on "challenge" runs, did it even count?
>>736200181>grass crest shield that gives +20 stam regen bad, no skill>chloranthy ring that gives +30 regen fine, skill basedHuh?
>>736200181The whole joke about giantdad was that it was a mediocre build.
>>736199417There's basically no reason to use anything other than fap ring and chloranthy ring
>>736204381sort ofthe old meta was to equip dark wood grain ring to ninja roll with 50% equip load, then equip giant armor (typically with mask of the mother) for defense and poisethen dwgr got nerfed in a patch
I ALSO beat Dark Souls ten times but I only used that ring for a few of them.
Can we have a Xenoblade thread?
>>736201341based ameriboo
>>736195782nia has a cock and fucks her
>>736199382Nah they're cool. The stuff they're hiding from you has to do with guilt. 500 years before the main plot they glassed an entire continent and sank it to the bottom of the ocean. It wasn't intentional, they didn't set out to kill thousands of bystanders, they were at war and she was pushed to her limit. Nowadays she's just wracked with guilt. A 3rd of the population see her as a great savior. Another 3rd see her as a killer. The last 3rd see her as leverage either for or against their home nation. And they see themselves as unnecessary and dangerous. That the world would be a better place if they didn't exist.
>>736204370>nia has a cockNia doesn't even have tits
>>736201259If we are taking Hentai artist than for me it has to be Takasugi Kou. I have be jerking it to his work since I was like 15 I think.
Why did the Imperials ban Talos worship but not other God worship?
(((The Thalmor)))
>>736202548they are disgisting french/bretons
>>736202405To stick it to the Nords
>>736203907first of off they're pagan irish/celtic people and second of off they aren't French faggots
>>736204435>Empire "bans" Talos worship>Nords are the only ones stupid enough to think the ban is genuinely enforced>Try to destroy the Empire Talos built to prove their devotion to Talos
Videogames aren’t fun any more. I find reading books to be more enjoyable. Is this what growing up is supposed to be like?
>>736203701>>736203837No, not twenty minutes a day, more like twenty minutes every two or three months.
>>73620352530 and same. only difference to when I was younger is that I don't really play a lot of different games these days, I stick to one or two games at a time and sink a lot of time into each. honestly can't remember the last time I played a new game on release. but I still spend plenty of time gaming.
>>736202885i have a problem where i want to play every game all at once and just never launch anything.
>>736202885no, you just found something else you can enjoy. there is a nearly limitless amount of other hobbies you could be doing that would be more productive.
nah im afraid its worse OP you just became a fuckin NERD
We will all play games together. An RTS will be like the 3rd most played game.
>>736202960Why should I play something I don't enjoy core mechanics of?
>>736201414>The people who play RTS don't understand how complicated the skillset to play them in MP actually is. Multitasking is not something natural to the human brain,>Im superhumanYes i always knew
We need a singleplayer RTS campaign that actually tests your skills. A simple way to do this would be not letting you savescum through it
I’m most likely the most skilled RTS player in the entire thread. I would actually make my own university tier classes, and then become my own student. I had written several books and made flash cards to help study. It became like second nature and I didn’t need anything except my mind anymore. I designed the meta thru making power plays on ladder, and my opponents copied my strategies. Literally I’m the founder of current RTS games.
>>736203941the numbers you cited are pretty accurate
How would you r8 this year’s April Fools out of 10?
>>736203818Yes it's a 20% chance of getting the funny captchas per post.
>>736196840they could have made failing a captcha mark your next post only
>>736194397This. The best April Fools jokes (read: the only ones worth a damn) are ones that do not interfere with the site's regular process, they just provide a funny / unexpected quirk to it so yeah this year's was good.
>get Chen>enter the appropriate response to seeing Chen>"CHEN!!!">captcha failedIt's shit.
>>736196789That is some festering dogshit animation
>power armor created by bird aliens>has noticeable thrusters on the back>can't flyQue? And no, the Space Jump doesn't count.
FEATHER PUBES
Samus causing a scene when she's walking on the park and a bunch of old people start throwing bread crumbs for the space birds.
>>736201480cute
>>736194858>can't fly>And no, flying doesn't countbro just take the gift from your bird-dads
This is how Alucard shows off when he's trying to court Samus
Which video game franchise has the most fans that never played the games?
>>736196263Playing with the otter mode at the final boss's last spellcard just feels dirty. A 1cc is a 1cc, though.
>>736205193what fucking game is this even
please post the big oni
>>736205247Touhou 17, Beast Willy and the Creauterest Weakness.
>>736205291it looks like shit
Rhodesian war game when?
>>736204656>play as the blacks>set your sight to maximum range for more damage
Rhodesia? What's now known as Zimbabwe?
>>736204656Someone qrd Rhodesia to met. historylet
>>736204773KEK
>>736204656As long as even one of (((them))) exist, then never.
Will bloober do a good job
>>736204769It is going to be a colossal fuck up considering that they went with the 'James never left SH" internet theory. However, just like all surface level "faithful " remakes, "fans" are going to love it.
>>736204973But 2 remake is better than the original
>>736205007>has more padding >ruins music and atmosphere >worse endings>inserts dumb theoriesSure.
>>736205214Wrong on all accounts
>>736205214Fucking retard
why do children like ai generated stuff
>>736204359You need to have memory to have nostalgia.
>>736204979
>the Great Filter was actually sentient civilizations eventually developing brain-frying low quality content creation systems that use algorithms to maximize popularity and mass appealIt's even more grim than any sci-fi writer ever imagined
>>736201279It's shiny and loud
>>736201279They will never be real until i see the R34.
>Appearing offline just to avoid being bothered while playing vidya>Some fuck still keeps sending me dmsSo friggin annoying.
>>736204114So give me, Nonny <3Let's take this somewhere else~? <3
>>736204294selvarianon_01027
Get a fucking room you queers
>>736190195CHOCOLATE RAIN
>>736204768Hurrrrrrry. Nonny~
