CURRENT BLAST STATUS: HAVING
soon
>>736198847All fighters are homoerotic while all mages are fags
>>736198690Things like this make me less critical of DD2. When I first played DD1 I did wonder about the slates, but I've been through it so many times now that I just see them as progression mechanics.
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>>736200972Why must Cyclopes be relentlessly bullied?
>GOTY just dropped>not a single thread about itLook, I know /v/ is full of posers with shit taste, but can you guys talk about a good game for once? Pretty please?
>>736199869COWARDS
>>736199925>>736196592>>736196807looks like absolute shit. nobody cares about your garbage game, go back to r*ddit
MIO is my metroidvania GOTY and I havent even played it because I know itll be so good that Im scared I wont play any good videogame for a long time if I play it. The patches have been encouraging in the sense that they havent betrayed their design principles and made the game easier or more convenient, and changed any of the shortcuts or the healing system. So they've earned my trust. Honestly I could buy the game now, and now that I think about it, I likely will.As for Grime 2. Before I played the MIO demo and realized that it would surpass Hollow Knight for me. I was actually very excited for Grime 2 infact i was one of the few people who made threads for it before it came out.The problem is...the demo didn't impress me as much. One of the underrated aspects of Grime 1. Was 1: The Map system 2: The platforming was actually pretty cool and interesting. 3: Fast Travel system wasnt designed for convenience.Im pretty sure in the sequel you can just teleport anywhere now, which almost by definition destroys meaningful exploration (almost). So all thats left is the combat and platforming to hold my interest...the combat was fine for what I played. And the platforming didnt get any interesting by the end of the demo.So my worry is that Grime 2 will have the same problem as Grime 1, which is that the platforming to diversify the gameplay (and make it more than generic metroidvanias which often forget that theyre platforms and put the littlest effort into creating interesting platforming) becomes interesting and more frequent fairly late in the game, and largely in optional dlc additions.So now my last hope is Aeterna Lucis. I liked Aeterna Noctis. A lot actually but the game goes on for waaay too long to hold onto how one dimensional (even if fun and challenging) the platforming remains, among other typical metroidvania world design problems, dont even get me started, its not just the fast travel thats the problem in that game.
>>736200650this.
literal Jewish gamefuck off nigga we're not interested
What game is this from?
Timesplitters
>get new phone >Nothing but cancer capctha
>>736170787>t. erf
>>736184716An omnipotent robot that hates humanity is already safe "edgy" when the majority openly espouse rhetoric by people with a disregard for humanity and its structures.
Yay, I actually knew a character!
>artstyle
"we respect the source material" starter packAt least 60% of the girlbossing in these movies is completely unnecessary and just makes it more boring. There are like 10 minutes of Peach doing the exact same thing as Mario just to show that she can do what a man can do instead of having her do her own thing with her own subplot (ideally one without action so the pacing can breathe a bit)
>>736201054>it's trueThen why say shit like "incel rage" and label someone who's merely stating facts? While dumping your pedo folder
This does not deserve to be called a Mario movie. Mario is barely in it.
I really like it and while I can agree the pacing was really fast, I was crying tears of joy when I saw the SS Dolphin with the pikmin, Samus' ship and Fox McCloud all in the same time span.
>>736201181>Then why say shit like "incel rage"Idk, why do people say that the sky is blue?
>>736200980It's not, you're just conflating soviet style state socialism with all communism. It's the narrative american power/capital has been pushing our whole lives to protect itself.
Surely you can solve this Captcha
>>736200327idk I'd still get a little confused if there were a lot of different options
>>736194043That's actually kinda funny.
>>736193764that's jane kagura
>>736200837Tanlines
Who's this?>>736200737I picked the opposite 3 and failed.
>The Switch 2 launch boosted third-party game sales by over 75%, adding $1 billion in revenue.> With Sony and Microsoft raising prices of their consoles to astronomical heights, developers and publishers could now be eyeing the Switch 2 as a more viable platform because it's much more accessible than those of Nintendo's competitors.Seems like Nintendo will keep holding back the gaming industry now.
>>736200913>>736200997Imagine if it was on Switch 2
>>736200913>3 billion budgetimpressive... imagine how many saars they have hired
>>736201035anon, they're having issues with Starfield...
>>736201093Rockstar didn't make slopfield
>>736201093>Bethesda game is a mess to optimizeYou don't fucking say
Not even Miyamoto considers video games to be art
>>736200783You mean Kevin Afghanistan
>>736200287Explains why he only created kidslop for mentally impaired toddlers.
Mario finally feels like a person and all it took was an anthropomorphic animal starring as the main character in his film.
>I can finally see Mario as a person now that he no longer has an Italian accent
>>736200287Why is this fucking "errr but bimeo james r art" debate still exist and crop up? Who the fuck even cares?
What causes this mentality?
>jrpg:|>jrpg, france:O
>>736200780>he grew up and now he resents the chads in arrested developmentLiterally a skill issue. No one told you to drown your inner child in pretense of adulting
>>736201005i think you meant>jrpg, france:{O
>>736197905Just say you don't have taste.
>>736201151I'm perfectly capable of watching old kids' anime. Persona is just super low-test as a franchise. It appeals to men who like fashion and gossip.
>power armor created by bird aliens>has noticeable thrusters on the back>can't flyQue? And no, the Space Jump doesn't count.
I love Samus's birdlike traits, I want to feed her pistachios
>>736200420>>736200810Here, have this. >>736196239When they make the Evil Samus spinoff game.
>>736200420>birdlike traitsLike anal pregnancy
FEATHER PUBES
>Rosalina's story book EXPLICITLY states she has a younger BROTHER>Peach and Rosalina are siblings Oh no!
>>736200483So that's what Bowser is obsessed with.
>>736200483kek Tendies are faggots
>>736200950>futa makes snoys seetheGood to know.
>>736201085>FutaPeach is a MTF TRANS WOMAN
>>736201085Come out of the closet, Tom. You have to come out.
To be fair I wouldn't want to translate my game into brownoid languages either
Spics are too stronghttps://x.com/KFC_ES/status/2039360315381461018
>>736200672yeah there's no way the real dess will be the borderline psycho version that a lot of fanarts make her out to be. I'm thinking she'll be more like Mari from omori as in she was truly a good person but she had these unusual proclivities that probably got emphasized in the minds of people who knew her when she disappeared
>>736201106We will need a version of this Tenna image for Dess
>>736198070North Europe included because people there actually speak English?
Look how they massacred my girl
>>736200308It's implied that Peach is Rosa's mother from a previous version of the universe and Rosaline survived the next big bang somehow
>>736197445
>>736200308There was a theory about Peach being Rosa's mom, but nothing tangible was ever given.There was a thing about Peach and Daisy being cousins once, but that was a mistranslation.
>>736195598Dios Mio...la goblina de Sarasaland
>>736195598Man... Like no Super Mario movie counter part looks like the game character. Like who the fuck is this???
Anyone else agree that Ada never liked Leon?
>>736200121It's Sherry dude, don't worryAdahags be seething
dios mios.....
>REmake 4's Ada voiceAbysmal dogshit
>>736197058Read this>>736197625
>>736121884Ada is jealous, or low key admiring him, because Leon kept his integrity, in spite of the shit he's been through, or the choices he was forced to make. Ada wishes she was more like Leon, but also doesn't want him to feel bad when something that she thinks will inevitably come and force him to change into something that he didn't want to be. This line of work changes people, but Leon is still Leon at heart.
Happy Halloween everyanon. I hope you're eating lots of turkey and figgy pudding.What games are you playing this spooky season?
>>736200345So nice, bunnygirl outfits are perfect.
>>736200345Ashley more like Asshley
>>736200981Skill is honed knowledge. You should some video tutorials a shot anon, even if you don't do something original. Copying something to the point you learn and then applying on your own can be rewarding.
>>736200869Everyone loves a cute witch
>>736200345You're the best, man.
NINTENDO
>>736194410I honestly loved how Mario looked in Smash Melee. Still cartoonish but with textured clothing. As Smash continued they make him more cartoony like his games and removed his textured clothing. Wish the Smash series continued with this specific art style.
>>736194557some of this is kinda neat actually
>Make kino mods>Never release themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnjTSI_juhI&list=RDvnjTSI_juhI&start_radio=1
>>736194557I wonder if this will ever be possible. Using AI to just completely change the way it looks. It doesn't even have to be good. If anything, it'd be more novel if it kept these surreal AIisms.
>>736201184
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>736199881>tfw gr*ys
>>736201021
>>736200948Cute.
>>736197571fucking vegan
>>736201135>AHHHHHHHH ZOOKEEPERS HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Video characters that are the same height as you>5'9
Play Trickcal.
>>736200547be careful, this could happen to you
>>736192159how do i get one
>>736198451Fucking kek. I wasn't reading the character stories but I started trying some and they're all GOLD even the 1 star mob ones. I'm dining every day with my chibis to unlock the final ones...
Which video game franchise has the most fans that never played the games?
Which 2hu is the most fuckable though
next april fools should make you clear a spellcard on lunatic to post
>>736201134Alice.
bwuh
>>736201226They'd never do something THAT good for april fools
