Oh no! The neferious bat wizard has trapped the rat princess in a jar! Use your vidya knowledge to save her!
>>736198441Would that include the carrot's OWN holder?
>>736198441...This might be too much attention.
>>736198441https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cAnlZ1U1MgGO DISTRACTION CARROTHIYAH
>>736191851lol
>>736200016Let's pop this magic bubble and get that jar open.
Barry. Where's Barry?
>>736198326it was an N2 warhead
>>736198774More than it would make. Both because it would be a very niche product and because they can't make anything without pouring money into it trying to capture photorealism.
>>736193758 It seems in your anger, you made her into a sandwich
>>736199940MAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>736198774Doesn't matter, modern audiences can't handle video games that look or play differently than any other.
We will all play games together. An RTS will be like the 3rd most played game.
https://youtu.be/egxzPAywNEs
>>736199589>Player is commander of a fledgling PMC>Said PMC got a huge initial startup fund in exchange for being the vanguard for one of the nations in an ongoing war>Tutorials can be you testing out the command infrastructure and field testing equipment>Could go lots of directions from there, but I'd like to see the player, years into the war, after growing in fame and power, liberate a contested zone, declare it sovereign territory, and defect from the employer country to fight for establishing a new land
How do I have fun in BAR? I don't want sweaty online gaming. And I don't want the same repetitive round against ai.
>>736199697I don't know what you mean
>>736200189Play with friendsOr do the challenges, they're fun
Dood...
>>736160828but the horse wenis is in the nipponese moonrunes, right?
das rite, dood!
>>736198735
>>736171725The red moon. Also, the payment must be in full, and not in installments. So if you owe more money than actually exists, you've effectively broken the universe.
>GOTY just dropped>not a single thread about itLook, I know /v/ is full of posers with shit taste, but can you guys talk about a good game for once? Pretty please?
>metroidvania>souls likenot even worth pirating
>>736199869That sounds good, it was my biggest annoyance with the first, having attack windows cut short to conserve stamina because otherwise you were going to get slapped because you ran out after a dash
>talk about a good game for oncei've been talking about mewgenics for two months though
>>736196592How is it compated to the first one?
>All this samefag marketingfaggots
>game is entirely an escort missionIt can't be that good can it?
>>736196545>scan8.jpgsmart nigger
>>736195565holy inceltrue blondes are covered with that peach fuzz over their entire bodies
>>736196631heh
>>736197706I seriously don't understand how this unironically became a vidya culture war talking pointI've barely gotten close to women who aren't my mom throughout my life and even i was well aware that peach fuzz is a thing women just have
>>736085615I've only heard positive stuff so far, but find it a little hard to believe. I'll get it if reviews really well but I'm still skeptical.
How can I also look like this when I am 52?
There is a new Castlevania coming out and there's no hype on /v/ at all. This is the first Castlevania since 2008.
>>736199708I see you faggots have moved on from the "IT'S SET IN THE LORDS OF SHADOW TIMELINE" bait.
>>736199708You're stupid if you didn't expect Konami to try and appeal to all the normalfags the Netflix show brought in whenever they went back to Castlevania. It was inevitable.
>warren ellis hatePlanetary was the shit and I will die on that hill.
>>736199809Why are you inventing enemies where there are none?>FaggotI see you are already trying to blend in, but it doesn't really work. It stucks out like a sore thumb from trying to hard
>western devsIt won't have a soul. Will be another mass produced Metroidvania.
Which video game franchise has the most fans that never played the games?
>>736198173AIEEEEEEEEEE
>>736200009Many of those are VERY fuckable though. I would.
>>736200149We all know you want to fuck the lemon bro
>>736193140nico nico douga
>>736199949Imagine I posted eikicum.jpg
How did they make the game so perfect?There is practically nothing I would remove or add to it. Its a complete experience.
>>736184287I'd trade all of Elden Ring for a Sekiro Tomoe DLC.
>>736199057>git gud >chipping at their health doesn't work because they regenYou didn't play the game. Sekiro bosses die in very fast if you "git gud". You literally have no stamina stopping you from just hacking away at their posture like a madman.
>>736199323>it's not souls
>>736194294>bland art directionhow much brain damage does one have to have to achieve this level of retardation
>>736199057>but dodging every move they make and chipping at their health doesn't work because they regenThey don't. Posture regens, but the posture regen speed depends on what their health is, so even if you kill them with a posture break, lowering their health helped.
This main menu is really vibey.
That can't be right. You may have configured your Lovesense incorrectly.
>>736200076Don't own one.
>>736199917https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onp73T-bWzg
>>736199917but did they fix the downgraded graphics and ai bugs?
>>736200076Kek
did you buy it.or pirate it?
Play Morrowind Now
>>736200090>sucks teeth>begins shucking and jiving
>>736190331is there a definitive version? any mandatory mods?
>>736199643>Dunmer>Male>SpellswordTime for Morrowind
>>736200182This except Imperial happy merchant usurper
>>736200182>DunmerWrong>>736200274Right
is this smug faggot's game ever getting an official translation?
>>736197639the game runs on electron. aren't there any texthookers for that?
Post more cute mascots
What fetishes does this game have anyway? I ask because it is clearly a safe horny fetish game. I know of tickling and hypnosis.
>>736197505because it's not eroge?
>>736198718TF and anal
Will VR hubs such as VRChat solve the loneliness crisis in the country or our we fucked?
>>736197526UNderstandable, anon. Us schizotypals have a hard time dealing with people. I hope the best for you.
>>736197526Keep going anon you will make it, life is all about struggling,stumbling and falling but the key is to not giving up ones self, stand up and try again
>>736195516It will not solve the issue, it might case by case help temporarily, but in the long run people really have to meet up in physical form by the end and you should NOT be afraid but open to it
>>736196012shoulders, armpits, zettai ryoiki, tummy. it's a step above a micro bikini in terms of eroticism>>736195968>everyone saying it's the new Touhou replacementpeople say that? it's been clear for a while that kancolle (and japanese gacha for that matter) dropped the ball, the future is chink or korean
>>736197526you have a job if you're able to get a full VR setup, right anon? if you're able to get a job, then you should be capable of making at least one friend
I'm putting together a team
>>736192782my favorite wheelchair character is from texas
>>736191895You guys seriously wouldn't marry a disabled girl right?
>>736199875>watching dramaslop
How will my super beautiful genius hacker wife win this match?
>>736200270>my super beautiful genius hacker wifeBarbra Gordon?
So, what's the point?
>>736198608Someone post the webm of the guy glowing the retards mind by shining a flashlight through colored blocks.
>>736199216
>>736198909>The real point is that it's so fucking annoying and time consuming for devs to make good lighting with baked/standard lighting.funny part is that most of that is thats not even an issue. there are tons of ways to speed up the process of baking lights without loss of fidelity.
>>736198909why don’t devs have their really good GPU raytrace the light and then they literally trace the light it makes into an easier to run baked light??
>>736199526Thank you, anon.
Happy Halloween everyanon. I hope you're eating lots of turkey and figgy pudding.What games are you playing this spooky season?
>>736199698That's torture, bunnygirl outfits are god's gift, why would you do this...
>>736199698
>>736199698Magnificent.
>>736142415The classic.
>>736199865Hehe, sorry too good to pass up the chance. Nowhttps://litter.catbox.moe/u6criz.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/e910wy.pngExtra version in a second.
[BREAKING NEWS]The US Patent Office has revoked Nintendo's 2025 patent on summoning characters to battle on the player's behalf, either automatically or manually. This is the same patent cited in Nintendo's legal action against Palworld. Nintendo has two months to appeal the decision.Does not automatically end the Palworld lawsuit, but weakens Nintendo's position on this mechanic.
>>736199348Millions did.>Palworld down 1.3m players in Steam’s biggest-ever two-week drop
>>736159651Both existed before Pokemon
>>736159340>Summon character and let it fightPlenty of games that did that before Pokemon.
>>736196112Nintendo is acting Jewish with this lawsuit.
>>736179807of the top of my head>every avian pal(ragnahawk,beakon, dazemu, nitewing, tocotoco,frostplume etc.)>dinossom>gobfin>tombat>jetragon>leezpunk>quivern>fuddler>orserk
This is the greatest game ever made
Roxas >>>>>> Sora
>>736199515Finishing twilight town the first time as a kid is what made me realize id be replaying these games until the day i die
>>736199173How are Kairi and Namine able to fit on the same column?
>>736199753Sanctuary is way to repetitive for me but Passion is great
>>736199173kh1 is better. I hate the stupid sections where the objective just scrolls across the top of the screen. I also didn't like how Ansem wasn't really Ansem so they just retconned 1 for incomprehensible reasons.