Mooooooooooo
>>736207654eww, you guys know cows lick their own butts, rightthat's disgusting and unhigienic
>>736210652if i could get my tongue around back maybe i'd sample my own brand too
>>736207654cow lacks discipline.
Don't mind me, just posting a webm of a cute cow girl licking some pussy
>>736198002wtf. literally me.
How do you do, fellow Death Stranders? Finished the game yet?
>>736159002I'm 50 hours in and on my way to Heartman. Thought I was going to take it slow and play the shit out it over the past 2 weeks but I found myself taking a break every few days. Went and maxed out every single base in Mexico and West Australia before I unlock the cheater shit in endgame but maybe this wasn't the best idea since I'm running on fumes now as far as my attention and interest are concerned.
>deliver lost cargo to vtumor>eeeh>eEEEEH ????>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH????????????????????Holy shit nuke this fucking world, void out now
>>736209107This isn't a dumb forced meme that some ritualistic jabroni is trying to get over or outrage baiting thread thoughbeit.
>>736210193japan likes their female celebrities dumb and surprised and amazed by everything, the women just start acting that way when the cameras are on them because they also know it's expected of them, it's bizarre
>>736210284posted it again award>>736210130Yeah, don't try to five star. It's a fools errand, you'll hit a wall with all of them and only have 2-6 orders (maximum) for the preppers, along with a SIX IN-GAMEPLAY HOURS reset for those 2-6 orders.It's not worth it beyond the achievement. Move on when you hit 4 stars and continue the story. The late game story has you backtrack to earlier ones which'll help jump them to 5 stars anyway, so you're not missing much moving on and waiting until "post-game" or near end-game to slam all the preppers to 5.
How did Crimson Desert win this hard and btfo’d westoid fantasy games and journos?
>>736210045korean marketing always acts like this regardless of the reality.
>>736210045They just focused on making a good game. Not sure what is so hard to understand.
>>736210045No westies to make it worse
What is your favorite Prince of Persia game?
>>736209139First jordan Michchner sequel, SNES version.
>>736209139Like out of all of them? Sands of Time. From the original games? I actually like the second one. It reminds me the most of Out of This World or Flashback with it's more varied environments.
The 2008 reboot
Not even Miyamoto considers video games to be art
>>736206791I liked that...
>>736200998I'd rather have Chris Pratt over that he/him sandnigger to be honest.
>>736200287Miyamoto is another boomer who refuses to let go and let fresh blood take control. Hence why we got the abysmal garbage heap that is the galaxy movie and not one good mario game since 64
>>736200287Miyamoto's influence as a developer has long since waned, and now he's trying to mask the shame by acting as though his legacy was just a means to an end, and that theme parks and movies were what he REALLY wanted to do all along. Disney had the same coping mechanism when he got 'tired' of animation and focused on theme parks and trains.
>>736200372exactly what it says.>Mr. Miyamoto studied industrial design at an art university, and he views games as ‘products,’ not ‘works of art.’ I think this perspective is what leads to game development that’s more aligned with the user.
>Appearing offline just to avoid being bothered while playing vidya>Some fuck still keeps sending me dmsSo friggin annoying.
I'm here to fill the affirmative action position on /v/. I have half a dozen friends who I know IRL, we talk in the gc every day, have solid relationships with one another and have never had a major fight. We have all known each other for nearly 15 years, more than half our lives. Some are married and it didn't stop us from talking and hanging out. I look forward to being 45 and drinking beer while their kids play together at a cookout.Thanks for reading. Just wanted to affirm that even people who have been here for 15 years are capable of maintaining stable relationships. Also I am a KHV NEET approaching wizardry, so don't even start with calling me a normalfaggot.
>>736172476You fucking disengenuous lying simp faggotThat whore rushia was selling rings to her fans while ntring them and this insane whore tortured a cat and suicidebaited
Where are the nerdy gay guys on /v/ that are actually gay and not just prison gay?
>>736168114
>>736206002>most superchatted VtuberOkay but let's be real, if her whole thing was selling the GF experience then she probably hooked some Saudi oil prince and was milking him, and only him, for most of that money. The amount of money one person can grift from one wealthy crazy guy does not in any way represent her popularity.
What causes this mentality?
>>736195043This
>>736199056>because you WILL win eventuallyMaybe I'm just bad but E33 had enough variety and difficult timing that this was never anywhere near a problem in my playthrough (on the hardest difficulty). It was fun to OCCASIONALLY be able to beat something above my level by parrying well but it is not reliable enough to do all the time and even if you only wanted to parry there are ways to build around that that are way more interesting than the Paper Mario equivalent.
>>736194949Is left that Saros game?
>>736199172I hate people who defend ugly western games but I hate the "Safe Anime" fags of the NuFE and XBC fandoms almost as much.
>>736194949persona 4 was the last good persona game
I DID IT!!!
So far I've finished god weapons for titus rikku lulu and yuna. Not sure if I'll do the rest or continue the story now. Wakkas seems painful and Aurons just looks tedius. I didn't even look at Kimahris.I also grabbed the 3 extra aeons.It might be time to just finish the game if I can.
>>736210280Thats meant to resemble an xray of an ass, and it looks like a finger is going into the ass. Most of the kids toys are like that. They do it subliminally, so you look schizo for mentioning it. Toys never really made sense to begin with.
>>736210294If you just wanna finish the game then yeah it's probably not worth the grindBut Wakka with World Champion good stats and all reels is one of the op FF chars ever
>>736208779I love Blitzball too.My brother used to play my file just to play blitzball and he was a sportsball normie.
>>736210294I do that too because they always lock tons of optional content before the last boss. Then once you’ve finished it all the last boss just instantly dies, because it’s balanced to be killable without first completing the optional parts that have really op item drops. I’ve never finished ff12 100% because I just stopped playing before doing the last boss. I’ll probably kill it in 0.1 seconds though. Shoutout to that sphere teleport thing into sin, that’s like the coolest map in ffx and totally felt like endgame content. I remember that was like super cool. Probably never going to play ffx again, I beat it so many times dude I can’t handle playing it again. It’s so boringly easy once you know how everything works. It must be so hard to balance black gents in a corridor combat systems? They like never make it challenging, im so bored of this discussion.
Which video game franchise has the most fans that never played the games?
Narumi boobs
>>736209990no such thing
>>736210006Every 2hu can have huge boobs
>>736210657even genji and rinnosuke?
>>736192553Raging loop and S;G are awful.
Would this game have as many people defending it if it didn't have co-op?
>If the game didn't have a feature that helped make it good, would they think it be bad???Not the high IQ play you think it is jabroniRE6 and Dead Space 3 are for friend havers, not incels like you.
>>736210464Giraffe blowjob
Best girl is also the absolute ONLY likable character in the game.
You seem to have failed to post Tinkerbell.
>The long-awaited sequel finally comes out.
>>736210248>sequel>every single character look worse
>>736210516So it's a true sequel? Heard these new models are buggy as hell.
>>736210248oh wow I thought they gave up on this. The original game was very stylish, although it was very bare bones gameplay-wise. hopefully if they do release a completed version someone mods it to have the old models. their simplicity is something that made them so likeable.
we love Regentwe love Multiplayer
>>736210421It didn't help that I was relying on abusing Death's Door early on in Act 1 and 2 to get the blocks applied the most on everybody else
>>736210408So? If I see a poor Defect who's ended their turn with 0 cards left and 5 energy it's my god given duty to Largesse them.
>>736207425>mfw the second Feral hits my card rewardsGG, that block generation was insane. Felt like I barely had to worry about anything besides spamming my 0 cost attacksIt took me until halfway through the run to realize I could turn on fast mode and get to play my cards without having to wait ages for everyone else's shit to resolve
>>736210506Based, I do that too. I'm just saying that that lack of synergy sucks ass and I reported it to MegaCrit via F2 Feedback. Let's hope they have it fixed on the upcoming patch
There should be a pool of multiplayer only relics and multiplayer only events
>power armor created by bird aliens>has noticeable thrusters on the back>can't flyQue? And no, the Space Jump doesn't count.
>>736208039
>>736208249>no arm cannon
>>736194858>And no, the Space Jump doesn't count.why not?
>>736201136>samus pissing and shitting from the same holeThanks i cant unimagine that now
>>736194858they're there so she can't get stuck in zero g. gundams are kinda similar in that a lot of them have thrusters that only work in space
Full moon again.Crazy how time flies.
reload soundtrack > original soundtrack
>>736209621Finally someone says it.
>>736209557It is 2026Yukari's hair still makes no sense
>>736209838Bangs sweep one way, the back sweeps the other. What's the problem, fella?
>>736209557AGPYukari
Punished Grace
Princess
how did this become the left's favorite game of 2026? it's striking how all the activist types got behind this one.
>>736209614I thought so too, but these guys literally reply to posts with giant emotional essays And straw man gotcha arguments perfectly tailored to reply to peoples arguments with the most bitter resentment. There’s soulless shills and bots for sure but these seem like final boss shills with a personal investment. There’s too much ego in the posts and actual effort is being made to flame war people. These are the tranny die hard elite forum soldiers is what it reads like.
>>736204465>the left'sI dunno what you are implying since I'm not an Ameritrade but I like Marathon and I hate niggers, veganism, and all those shitty "gender" stuff. And fuck jews.
>>736209946based rightoid going down with the ship
>>736209946What your saying is that your straight a manly but you love girl dick in your bussy.
>>736209946Then you're quite simply mentally retarded if you say you hate gender stuff but love Marathon which is an extremely obvious tranny-coded game.
I think the real implication of MGSV is that ocelot brainwashed a comatosed big boss into thinking he's a faceless nobody and not the real big boss, to groom him into being the perfect blank slate to mold into the successor of the boss's (his mother's) will. By making it seem like the "real" big boss fucked off somewhere with a new identity, "venom snake" is left with no identity aside from being "big boss". He becomes a true symbol that the world can unite under: the best soldier in the world, a faceless nobody. It perpetuates the war economy by justifying soldiers: anyone can become big boss.The real ruse is that ocelot successfully brainwashed both *you* , and big boss, into thinking you weren't the "real" big boss. MGSV is big boss's internal battle as he tries to remember that he is the real one, and not a fake, and that there was actually nobody behind the drapery. He then convinced you you were on the other side of it. As told the first time around, Snake escaped from the hospital alone, but that also doesn't mean the truth tapes aren't real. The truth tapes exist, but must be read as the final layer to the lies. "Ishmael" is ocelot's brainwashing obfuscating how "snake" escaped from the hospital alone. Ahab and ishmael are the same person, the game is screaming this in your face through holding a mirror up to you three times and saying, in order1.) You are big boss (prologue)2.) You aren't big boss (truth)3.) You and your reflection (metaphorically representing the player and the protagonist) are big boss together (ending)Why would you trust a mission called "truth," in a game taking place in 1984? And why does it switch from night, to day when ocelot rescues "ishmael," to night again when he rescues "ahab?"Why does ishmael have the medic's face?The doublethink exists to hint towards this hidden brainwashing. Ocelot did this because snake rejected the boss's will in peace walker. He likely is the traitor who plotted the motherbase attack.
>>736209261>Ocelot did this because snake rejected the boss's will in peace walker. He likely is the traitor who plotted the motherbase attack.Ocelot dedicated the last 14 years of his life to save Big Boss and defeat the man who ruined his life after leaving the Patriots.
>>736209747Consider the possibility that, whether or not "venom snake" is real, he becomes the "real legend" of big boss in achieving nuclear disarmament.And ocelot groomed him to there every step of the way handing him casette tapes telling him what to think.I think MGSV is implying ocelot is actually behind the legend of big boss, and is the true mastermind of the series. It actually transforms mgs4 in a really complex and thought provoking way.
>>736209981Basically, ocelot created the legend of Big boss to Kickstart the war economy in the first place. He is setting up the events of mgs4 as early as the 80s in contributing to big boss's myth, and it's because he has a twisted interpretation of his mother's will. Big boss outright rejected the boss's will, remember. He wasn't trying to implement any form of her vision before mgsv.
>>736209981not really any different from the "we are all big bosses in this blessed day" that the game peddles to you by the time the credits rolland Miller was the one who created the war economy in PW so everyone after including The Patriots and Armstrong were copying him
>>736209261yea Venom is a mentally cooked frankenstein and a 100% unreliable narrator. The player gets a strong sense of this while they're playing the game. I think OP might be righthowever the majority of the fandom chose what they were told at face value in the "truth" tape combine that with the weird quote towards the end of the game, Nietzche I think something like "there is no truth, only interpretations" I never see anyone mention that. Basically I think it was supposed to be up in the air whether or not we were Big Boss, (we were regardless), but the fandom chose to see it as black and white and seethedEither interpretation can be true. Kojima could reveal on his deathbed that V was in fact BB all along and everyone would shitstorm, replay the game, and give him bravo once again.>>736209981>>736210081uh. I never understood Ocelot desu. in 4 he is making amends and defeating the Patriots. With a healthy dose of Liquid Anarchy. That is motive enough. I do not see how Ocelot is devoted to the Boss's will. in fact, I dont think Ocelot gives a shit about his mom, he is seemingly unphased on the airplane after BB killed her in '64. Ocelot seems like a daddy's boy and something of a Soviet up until he is too entangled in Patriots to get himself out. Hence the 20 year deep cover subversion and eventual final gambit that was mgs4
How would you get out of this situation?
>>736094705>My mother is the Star of Morning, the child of dawn. The star thrown to the Earth shall obtain victory!
there's so much gold lost in the sea of twitter with no tags, not even a caption
>>736136398Come, Undine!
The AI translation stuff has gotten to a point that it's mostly spitting out playable games and loads of games that have gone untranslated are suddenly getting dumped into the market all at once, and it's gotten to a point where it's gone from every couple months there's been something I might want to play and jack my dick to but now there's too much and my penis is getting sore.
>>736210309Where do all those red-tinted drawings come from?
John Tarmac
>>736210343>ion cena
>>736170115Gone Carmack
>>736209252nice
>>736210343>>736210528Clever
Yoko Tarot
