>Why do princesses always let themselves get kidnaped so easily?What could he possibly mean by that?
>>736208207Wart x Fox sexo!
>>736211502If you're easily entertained by action and references it's better, if you value movies beyond surface-level details it's worse
>>736211502It's slightly worse than the first one, with many more unnecessary scenes and character appearances that messes with the pacing. A lot more action, but without any kind of a plot to give it meaning, you're just left kinda numb to it.
>>736208207this Wart re design looked a lot less menacing than the OG 2d sprite
>>736211605It made it very efficient cramming smb2 references in a single scene
hey /v/heysit on my face
>>736215172I will be in a few minutes this beer is tearing through my stomach right now
Pumpkin diving for loggos
>>736215172And tell you I love you?
>Create the hottest playable character in your (gacha) game>Just to exist only as a April fools joke and not a permanent unitI'm mad, actually.
>>736213653It's uh... Complicated
1 - please tell me we didn't fuck all those girls, it will be a mess2 - since when did Anis and Neon got new outfits and why they are not playable yetand 3 - an April Fools without visiting Drake in the prison? darn
>>736165679>the hottestthere's plenty hot playable characters already!
>>7362152562 read the story
>>736215256>since when did Anis and Neon got new outfits and why they are not playable yetHave you not been keeping up with the Campaign?
For an april fools' joke, I think this one was alright. It was better than the DOGE one at least.
>>736197702>boughted 4chan pass because ISP rangebanI missed it entirely lmao
>>736197702That's Niko!The individual images: https://files.catbox.moe/0023bx.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/y42kpo.pngBonus Shuanshuan: https://files.catbox.moe/vcagar.png
>>736215083excellent stuff
>>736215083kinography
>>736197702Some of them are unreasonably difficult
>*kills you in a picosecond*
>>736209664map knowledge to know where to click on heads and also very good at clicking on heads
>>736209664once you know what they're doing, it ruins the joy of counter strike
>>736212465I fucking hate deagle and scout. Every fucking zoomoid and retard tries to buy one for epic plays only to fumble and die like a bitch. If you arent trained to use them please stop buying them and then dying. Losing me games.
>>736212465what exactly is this guy doing besides aiming his gun and shooting
>>736209591I wish condition zero replaced cs 1.6 like how valve replaced csgo with cs2
Why is this bitch so popular? She literally has no personality
>>736212681
>>736207618big tits big dick
>>736210608Every autist who says anything about personality doesn't understand this. They mistake personality with depth, which is a completely separate topic which they are also likely too retarded to comment on given their lack of understanding on personality.
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>>736210992sorry wrong pic
Which video game franchise has the most fans that never played the games?
whonow
>>736214238I miss udders
>>736214238Yeah!
>>736215161What the fuck is this
MORIYA SHRINE IS DOWN
Who's in the right?
>>736213361I liked Aeons early game where you can dunk on UEF and Cybran but if the game goes longer Cybran are the most fun to play as they get cheap monkey lord/stealth bombers
>>736213524You seem to think that just because Vanu had 2 really good infantry weapons that they were the end-all-be-all on everything, but in any sort of vehicular combat, the vanu were shat upon by literally both factions pretty fucking hard. And seeing as vehicular combat was one of the few things that amplified force effectiveness far beyond that of pure infantry, your opinion is garbage.The TR's MBT was able to out-DPS literally anything on the field and break entire tank/sunderer columns without breaking a sweat. The NC's MBT had a fucking invulnerability shield that lasted long enough to get enough shots off, and had enough alpha strike damage to rip apart any sunderers in seconds unless it had a gaggle of engineers already repairing it. The TR Mosquito had literally the agility, speed, and range to do hit and run attacks that not only wiped out infantry and tanks alike, but allowed them to outrun/reposition so that missile locks were pretty much ineffective and while the NC lacked the range of the mossy, their shotgun primaries were fucking abused to their fullest in knife-fights and had the small arms damage reduction to stay in there long enough to be a problem and get out just as quickly. What did the VS have? A tank that could strafe, a shitty 2 second speed boost, and was paper-thin and an ESF that had...turning speed as its advantage?All three factions had their strengths and weaknesses, but the one domineering fact that can be attributed across damn near every other server is that TR and NC attracted dumb-as-bricks retards who had no idea how to play the game on a macro level, while the VS time and again had fantastic leadership across the board. Able to pull off jukes, capitalize on undefended outposts, able to swiftly pivot from theater to theater to keep both factions off-balance, and generally played the long game whereas the TR and NC simply cared about fights and cert-farming.
>>736214750you really expect me to read all of that?
>>736213361>tr was literally the reddit normie faction and it disintegrated the second their streamer leader ragequit the game after getting curbstomped by the glue eating pub NCRGood times, I wanted to play vanu but my friend insisted we play the glue eaters. I do miss it.
I remember playing TR back then, going with a jetpack and shotgun solo and sneaking behind enemy lines to their sunderer and spawncamping like crazy. Getting like 30+ kills.Even in the big fights, coming from weird angles with the ability to fly around could clear a front that has been hard stuck for 30 minutes. I wonder why so few other people did this.
>using aim-assist, and not free-aiming
>>736214679i'm free-balling right now
>>736214679Nico owns me sex
>>736214679why are her eyes so wide apart thoooo
>>736214679Who is that? I like her nail polish.
Post your favourite monster hunter monster :)
>>736214007
>>736214007The real monster is the player
Reminder that all most deviants are created by a jew handler letting captured monsters go. This is why Diablos is not in Wilds. Capcom didn't want to make it obvious.
>>736215101
4U introduced some great subspecies. I'd love to see them make a return someday but I think it's very likely.
I love Magik bros, is Rivals worth playing just for her?
Any chance that they add more genderswap character like Lady Loki?I mean same character but with big titties
>>736213884The rumor going around is that Lady Loki gets a summer skin this year but other than that we don't know.
>everyone "likes sex" until they meet a nymphomaniac
Soon....
>>736215229I want to colonize my mutant teacher.
She would be a better damsel for him to rescue than Peach.
sure the atmosphere is great and all but the gameplay is just not fun. I don't get why it's still considered as peak ARPG when there are much better alternatives
>>736215289>when there are much better alternativesThere aren't
Why is Liquid Snake weaker than a 12 year old half-e*f?
Lloyd I am your father, search your feelings you know it to be true.
>>736212581Adulthood is realizing Kratos sucks.
>>736212581The twelve-year-old is fueled by his sister complex and racism.
>>736213865and zelos is the best character
EMULATE OR HD REMAKE?
Emulate X and X-2. The remakes are demakes.
emulate the international version
skip
>>736215326but i wanna know if tidus really died because at the end of x it shows him swimming
How did Crimson Desert win this hard and btfo’d westoid fantasy games and journos?
>>736214692>resident evil >random game?
>>736215030It's pretty much a random game compare to CD hyper marketing TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, GOTD BLAST HAVER shit
how is resident evil a random game where it has like decades of games and movies, lol
>>736214682>complaining about the story of a MH game
>>736215282Anything can mean anything when their only objective is shill the game they’re being paid to shill
Just finished this game. Let's talk about it.
>>736160538Put on wishlist. Start a thread after the next sale.
>>736180306It's not. It just has a 3D environment for its areas and you click on puzzles to do like you would any other game with a level select screen. Though it does hide some puzzles around scenery like in a hole, a window or some corner. It's a logic game. If you like the puzzles of The Witness, Taiji, Cipher Zero, LOK Digital, Linelith, etc. then you'll like it too.
>>736160538>cozy
>>736213320in terms of autism i'd say opus and other zachtronics games cater to the same crowd, not as addictive since the self-contained nature of the puzzles gives you a clear break and stopping point unlike factorio.like >>736213701 said you can easily dump a fuckton of hours on optimization and/or completing the postgame journal
>game is entirely an escort missionIt can't be that good can it?
>>736178554Wow. It's fucking nothing.
>>736085615It's not really an escort mission if the character you're "escorting" is basically just a beneficial game mechanic.
>>736214559I'd assume you are trolling, but fuck you I am not giving you the benefit of a doubt, there are more utter morons and mentally handicapped on the internet than trolls nowadays. First, no, the same can't be said you mongoloid. There's light years difference between a dumbass horny 14 year old and a manipulative calculating 34 year old. 11 year old and 14 year old are barely any different, especially given girls mature faster than boys.Second, it's not even relevant you dumb twatter nigger. 14 year old can't be a pedophile because he is attracted to someone roughly his age. You imbecile. Whoever is implying the opposite is beyond performative moralizing and straight at mental illness territory. Fuck, this >>736178554 compilation gave me brain cancer. Fuck you and whoever made that insane schizo babble. You insane fuckers poison the well so much the word "pedo" lost all it's meaning, it's the same as calling someone "fag". I fucking hate social media gay pretend pseudo-moral vermin so much it's unreal. The only thing they do is desensitize people to pedophilia. Back when I grew up "pedo" meant fucker was a 40 year old who raped a 12 year old. And now you want me to think a 16 year old flirting with a 13 year old is the same shit? Fuck you. Fuck you. Pathetic attention seeking whores. Mindless baboons you ruin the world around you playing attention whoring games on social media. FUCK YOU
>>736214915tl;dr
Forceful cuddling with little pragmatas! (consensually)
John Carmack is more talented than Miyamoto. Miyamoto is essentially an ideas guy and whenever he got deeper input on the games, they were worse. Remember Star Fox Adventures?
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beat this the other day (and I do mean "beat")lets have a thread
>>736212638yes, some new maps, but not that many. maybe just 1-2 per route.
>>736202327has anyone played any of the custom maps? i've seen that there's a decent handful of them, but i've only ever played sermons (the grinding one)
>>736202610>the one version of this that's transparent
if i have an 'unofficial' copy of the game, can i still join multiplayer? like putting the ip in on the console