Why are games set on islands so kino?
>>729113547What do they drink?
WE EVOLVE, BEYOND THE GAME WE WERE THE MINUTE BEFORE.LITTLE BY LITTLE, WE ADVANCE A BIT FURTHER WITH EACH COMMIT.THAT'S HOW GAMEDEV WORKS.
>>729113387thinking about this I guess the optimal thing to do would be to just have save points, probably. I wouldn't mind healing status ailments on reloads if the player would respawn on a savepoint, since the walk back would be punishment enough
>>729113485the CEO of Ironmace was literally an ex-employee who worked on a game that looked exactly like Dark and Darker back at Nexon
>>729113587Yeah, because it used store bought assets. Nexon told him to kick sand so he did and made his own company with the idea. They didn't say shit until it got popular THEN all the sudden it was a big issue. Nexon lost the case by the way.
>>729113387>I don't think any of those are soft-locksYou don't, but you have been playing your own game for the entire development time. The players will though, and that'll happen accidentally a lot of times.Just ditch the save system if you already have checkpoints, just make the game autosave often. Also why the hell does it matters if you save with an ailment if you always load back at a checkpoint/entrance? You should just load with full hp and no ailments then. Another thing I noticed, since whenever you load you go back to a checkpoin, players can exploit that as a quick travel system you know, go into the dungeon, get the key item inside, save, load back and get teleported to the entrance.
>>729113779>Nexon lost the case by the wayI thought Ironmace had to pay like a million dollars though?
Is Monster Hunter doomed?
>>729112958>performance is apparently shit on most computers, but mine ran really well so I don't know if that's true>story is complete nonsense >Soundtrack was weak aside from a few standout tracks like Rey Dau and Arkveld 1>base game had a very weak roster for the most part>most of the new monsters were made to be low tier shitters for some reason>weapon movesets gutted and oversimplified, Insect Glaive being the most glaring example>Wounding mechanic and focus attacks are absurdly strong and reward you for just playing normally, as opposed to at least making you do a specific action>on release it only had one endgame monster to hunt>final boss was released as a half finished fight without any equipment at allI liked the octopi and power clashes though.
>>729104842This is something I always get so annoed by, people say "MH has never been hard" but that's not the point, I know MH is not supposed to be Dark Souuls or some shit, but it's definitely supposed to be harder than whatever MHWilds was.MHWorld was already cakewalk, but MHWilds is even worse, if a game goes from being 5/10 difficult to being 3/10 difficult I am allowed to complain that we lost 2 points of difficulty, even in both cases the game is easy.
>>729107664>make map huge and full of shit>shit now it takes forever to do anything>give you a mount so the map no longer feels big and you just fly past everything in a blurThe old open world paradox
>>729107664>What the absolute fuck were these retards thinking?>thinkingThat's the cool part. They weren't thinking about anything at all!
>non-stealth game has stealth mechanics
>>729108810Looksmatched couple in 2025
>>729111207>kicks bear>"It fucking attacked me!"Yep. That's a Russian alright.
>>729113103German Scum hands wrote this...
>>729111272At that size and in shadow he gives off the impression of a dog.
Why did they make Henry gay? Why? You legitimately were more likely to see an African in central Europe at the time than gay people.
>>729089001Actually in the middle ages LGBTQ+ were the mainstream, straight people were deemed as evil demonsAfricans are also the literal kings of the world, Wakanda was the proofHitler destoryed Wakanda and then Trump changed the history book so it sounds like it favors the chuds.
>>729108083Holy cope! And the quest where you have to defend the completely made up jewish district is also just there ironically, right anon?
>>729099216>it's just coincidence how racewashing only ever goes from White to black in modern shit and never the other way around>i-it's just random goylmao
>>729089001i'm in love :3
>>729113262I was BTFO, you're right. White people should remove the venal detritus promoting open borders, homosexuality and miscegenation from their societies and live in real harmony once again. Maybe video games will be good again once this happens.
why are half the WoW quests about genociding natives?
it's fun and appeals to the white male fantasy
half the quests are horde
>>729113393Metzen writing has always been about unforgivably corrupt beings rooted in evil getting dabbed on by heroes.There is very little grey outside of goblins in the entire franchise, at least before the soi-devs took over.
Let me guess, somehow you need more?
>>729113489Then why dont your people just buy healthier breads to the point the cheap breads arent produced anymore because theres no market for it? Same thing with videogames. I didnt come into this thread to read dozens of americans get asshurt about their shitty bread, i asked a probing question and everyone is now chimping out about third worlders
>NOOO!!>YOU MUST EAT BURGER>AND YOU MUST GIVE YOUR WIFE AND DAUGHTER TO BBC>HOW DARE YOU NOT TO
>>729112249>When your bread is the only one causing insulin spikesclinically retarded.
>>729108906surely anyone can afford yeast
>>729113801Idk about that one m8, theres mass protests every day because both populaces are more alike than you think. There are still people chinping out that the mayor of London is brown you cant really just make up bullshit about how the people are blind at this point.Im gonna go find a videogame thread though, I just woke up and i camt be arsed with all this
You were the chosen oneYou were supposed to kill WoW, not join them
>>729085975All things come and go anon. Something can't be great forever. We can only hope the next thing will be enough to hold our attention for another few years.
>>729113408>Like not-Steiner was the captain of all Alexandrian knights alongside BeatrixThat's literally Steiners story, you're a retard.
>>729113576>so you're sayingNo I'm being sarcastic, of course an ESL wouldn't be able to detect sarcasm.
>>729113593lol. they self report so easily
>>729106049>Gains the ability to only see Aether>Immediatelly starts getting sassy and mommy like to you
What games are you currently playing?
Wheres the 'p?
>>729106839AI RogueliteI'm trying to find demanding games worth playing so I can justify an expensive GPU purchase before everything starts costing $9999 but I haven't had much success so far
Are you a badass enough god to post cp?
waiting for cp god
A Mexican cartel has kidnapped you, and the last character you've played as has to save you. How fucked are you?
>>729112763>Planetside 2It's still around? I thought the devs drove that into the ground years ago.
>>729113017There are still enough players to be a mess in 2 or 3 locations of the map, on PC, especially during the peak hours.
>>729099541>>729111475>[Intimidating Presence] I'm going to grind your bones up and snort them to get high.
>>729099541>BatmanI think I'm good, bro.
>>729099541>my crew from pic relatedi’m so fucked
Why lizard boobs?
>>729095535More of a seared bite.
Lore wise, are there any other Argonians more famous than Lifts-Her-Tail?
>>729095535Pie pie pie
>>729110746
>>729109993Cute!!!
What JRPGs did you pick up from the Steam Winter sale?
>>729113653Witch Spring R
I have nothing against Sugiyama. Ideon's soundtrack was fucking killer. But the last DQ game I played was 11. (I played 1,2,3,5,9 before but don't remember much of 5 and 9, 123 were much more recent) and I've been doing DQ3HD -> DQ1HD -> Builders and I swear to god I've been hearing the exact same fucking soundtrack for 4 fucking (possibly 6 games) straight already. I get it but holy fuck
Picked up Metro Quester Osaka. Pretty kino post apocalyptic RPG in which you scavenge for shit.
>>729113680Yes, you're right, collectible video games aren't for me.Are there any video game genres that would be ideal for me as an alternative to Pokémon?
>>729113859i second this
Deadass the only way I can see them ever topping ultimate is just by doing it again but adding non-vidya characters with close ties to gaming like Spider-Man, because that's literally the only line they haven't crossed yet
>>729112789Every items after Smash Melee sucks.The pokeballs' pokemons after Smash Melee sucks very much.ATs sucks, in general. They are just a sad copy of the pokeballs' pokemons.Items, in general suck. But they were fun in Smash 64 and Smash Melee, but, just for friendly battles. Items suck, so much, for competitive battles.
>>729113271Reminder Crash Bandicoot is now owned by Microsoft and Microsoft is more than willing to shill their franchises on other consoles.Crash is 100% guaranteed for Smash 6.
>>729112932Niggers suck.
>>729113497not even competitive, if you run into anyone online who's using a item ruleset it's just comically cancerous. whoever gets the first item usually just snowballs into 0 to death'ing their opponent. there are even people who pick the fastest or floatiest characters to just camp for items.
>>729113497>competitivepandering to competitive faggots made Smash as a whole worse, everything got way too standardized
Return to Wilds
>>729095279post examples
>>729112837It's definitely not outdated, otherwise it wouldn't have sold so well at launch. It failed entirely on its lack of quality.
>>729112837if everything is slop then everythings outdated or ass you child.That being said Wilds is incredibly boring. All the concepts feel half baked in favor of trying to appeal to the brown people market since they have huge identity meltys if there isnt a NPC with their same skin color.
my toaster cant run it
I bought Wilds when it was $30 and it's fun. I'm enjoying it a lot more than World. Never played any of the old games cause they looked like crap
Pay up Goy
>>729106829You actually got vaxxed and/or turned yourself in to the feds for attending a party? I can't speak for anybody who did but I personally never got the opportunity to be dead.
>>729110884No but we're definitely in the minority on that one. I went through 4 jobs in a year at the time because I refused the covid vaccine.
>>729104824>WYSIWYG? What's that?
>>729088801All the best and most popular multiplayer games on console are f2p and don't need a sub to play online.
>>729095153They started that shit right after I bought cs6, and they actively fucked with my license. 4 separate occasions the software suddenly forgot it was licensed and I had to call in and get the support runaround, 4th time I didn't even bother and just pirated it.
>Negress nurse gf>Kroot gf>Blank gf>Rogue Trader gf>Magos Biologis gfChoose very carefully, acolyte
>>729111427where is the toilet in the RT's bathroom if its not the pool?
>>729113735You will never be an eldar
>>729113159>>729113309>>729113471>>729113730Again, all you faggots are only against male human x female eldar. You all conveniently support male eldar x female human. Just like Owlcat. Just like any other male feminist sissy. The double standard is so fucking obvious. Fucking faggots.
>>729113735they're just better humans with pointy ears, there is barely anything alien about them>unironically fellating GW's dogshit lore
>>729113919Your dream eldar waifu is waiting for you in the afterlife, you should end it to meet her
I'm not gonna be installing a bitcoin miner on my PC, right?
>>729113112Nope!Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called the Jews, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called ever free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of ever city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, called every school district in Canada, called WWF, called my internet provider, called the library, called the operator and told them my number, called the employment agency and got fired, called John (shit was SO cash), called Twitter and posted 141 words instead of 140, called and won the lottery, called Lifeline and complained, called Unicef, and called the gorilla trained Navy Seals.
Reze love!
>>729112976>pirating anything that can execute code onto your machineWhy would you ever do this?Even if the risk is 0.1% its literally not worth it
>>729113752Turning your computer on has non-zero chance of completely bricking it.
>>729113752unlike zoomers, I don't save personal info in my computer and know how a VM works
Why'd they give a 16 year old girl such a big ass?
>>729102120I don't really care to be honest, I'm obsessed with Lune
>>729111250You can enjoy adult women AND teen girls, anon. It's not a binary choice, not a mutually exclusive one
>>729108509no u
>>729102120I wish Maelle had gotten at least half as much porn as Shadowheart did.Biggest game of the year and almost nobody did any porn with it. It's like people don't care.Is this the Avatar of video games?
>>729112130Support Maelle porn makers then
How far have you gotten in this game?Do you keep your character pure?
>>729110830Course of TemptationLilith's ThroneUnholy Arts (altho production on that has cancelled)That's sort of it. There are other CoC similar games as well, but those are probably the better ones you can find. There's also the era games (eraTohoK, AnonTW, eraMetagen) but that's a bit different.
>>729111791>Course of TemptationQuite boring and even grindier than DoL but with none of the risk and adventure.I found no really effective way to make money so I was stuck wageslaving until I could afford a streaming rig to start making real money.It's kinda just like a real life collage simulator which isn't very fun.
>>729112832True, but you get to fuck your teachers so it gets some approval there. Mostly I'm disappointed with how rare threesomes are in that game; you only get them with specific sports events.The sad things is, there aren't really better options available that are similar. I could name Corrupted Saviors, but that's even less on topic (your a demon lord trying to corrupt three magical girls) and is incredibly grindy even in comparison to CoT.>I found no really effective way to make moneyI generally worked at the bar and was able to cover things well. Not sure how good that is compared to other options.
Where do you get recent builds these days?
>>729113768https://vrelnir.blogspot.com/https://dolmods.net/You can get the latest version just off dolmods, if you won't want to log into google to visit the blogspot page.
What was the best response here?
"You can stay here whenever you want.", followed by a kiss on the cheek.
"You can stay here whenever you want.", followed by a kiss on the lips.
When did this board become paedophilic?