It sure took a long while for Sega to create a good side-scroller platformer. Nintendo accomplished it in 1985 with Super Mario Bros, yet Sega couldn't do it until 1990
Alex Kidd in Miracle World isn't very good, unfortunately
Apparently the Ashes of Creation studio grabbed the money and ran away. The game is dead. What happened? Didn't they just release?
>>736359982NTA but Star Citizen's entire goal is to revolutionize the genre by simulating the entire universe. It's obvious that this will be take several decades to build. I wouldn't be surprised if we reach 2100 and the game is still under development.Ultimately the game is already solid and playable for thousands of hours. The fact it still has the "early access" sticker is meaningless, especially in 2026 when that shit doesn't matter.
>MMOsWhy would I want to be part of a meta that encourages huge groups where you are swallowed by a crown and dont really have any impact?MMOs shine during leveling where you can meet other people and form small groups while adventuringBig MMO companies focus more on the former while the latter experiences and connections are the ones that make you come back
>>736359982The entire point of MMO's is continual development and new content. if it wasn't for bugs SC would already be about on par with most space games (not as deep as some super specific ones but they generally aren't MMO's and it's absolutely wider than any other single game)
Besides devs being straight up evil or retarded, why do MMOs fail so often? Is it really just because of the devs? Is it also because people just want to play the exact same game they've been playing for years and years again but with a different skin but when they actually get that they aren't being fueled by nostalgia and sunk cost?I know this post sounds passive aggressive but I have been thinking about that lately and I'm genuinely curious.
>>736361645Same reason hero shooters do, people saw WoW make massive fuck loads of cash (back in WoTLK when it had 10mil subs that'd be like 150mil per month in 2009 dollars (220mil per month today and that's not including game sales just the subs) Factor in development time and how the market changes rapidly and you've got a lot of people seeing that game do massively and chasing the trend only to miss it. Some games have enough of a built in audience for the world people stick around but that's rare.Star wars TOR, ESO, FFXIV are the only real big MMO's released in the last decade that have managed to stick around but most of the MMO's from earlier (or are sequels to earlier MMOs) have also managed to stick around even with much smaller playerbases.
slay the spire 2topple the tower 2murder the megastructure 2
I have no hp and I must scream
AAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>736361678I always title scum on this event to see what I can get away with. No I won't apologize for it.
>>736361678I was so mad about this one because I was right by a rest spot after this too.
Name a mechanic stronger than Sly.I’ll wait.
Mewgenics is a bad game.>"Goes after the cat with the lowest max health">JUST KIDDING, INSTA KILLS YOUR CAT WITH THE HIGHEST MAX HP WHO IS ALSO HOLDING THE NUKE, LMAO, DO THOSE 9 HOURS OF QUEST PROGRESS OVER AGAIN XDUninstalled.Mewgenics thread.
>>736361073>manaI had great mana when I used to run cleric but shit LCK. I got way more value and versatility from holy dash, but I was in act 2 the last time I used cleric.
THE WORMS WILL DEVOUR YOUYOUR SOOOUL CANNOT BE SAVED
just had a frustratingly bad hard mode stopwatch run, went to shit in the coven
absolute unit
>>736327456>>736326056The only thing worse than being a trans schizo who's raping his mother is being a moralfag on four channel dot org.
>game can be played with one hand
>>736361038sikusu svenu
I love this generation so fucking much
test
ROKU NANA
>>736361038I want to cum on Saber's modest breasts
what the fuck is his problem?
>>736353582That's the opposite of a problem!>>736359453Goddamn I have to sit now.
>>736359453mm tasty
>>736340356is 1.0 out yet so i can replay it again?
Are there any good sex mods out yet? I want to fuck my pals
>>736340356>his
Has there been a more universally panned and repulsed Mario game than this shit right here?The irreparable damage it did to the franchise should be analyzed.
New Super Mario Bros
>>736360767?No one has a problem with NSMB1. It's a fairly good game.The problem was the burst of games from that period of time that made it seem rehashed to death.
>>736360763I really don't understand people who say it's "a good game but bad Paper Mario game". It's genuinely bad on its own too.
Has it not been analyzed to death? It's been pretty obvious even from SPM onward that they had terrible, terrible management. SPM wanted to completely Change The Formula and got a very messy game (with an incredible story and soundtrack thoughbeit), then after that management higher up thought surely the game needed to be "more relatable to Mario players" to do well (as SPM was after all a platformer, just like nsmbwii which did insanely well). Just bad, bad decisions all around. It's sad because SS does have good music, occasional funny writing, good graphics, you can tell love was put into it. Makes it just that bit more sour
>>736361885>because SS does have good music, occasional funny writing, good graphics, you can tell love was put into it.They were developing a good game until Miyamoto stepped in, screeching about the story and being too similar to TTYD
How did the entire world fall in love with a French indie game so thoroughly?
>>736360951How many awards did E33 win compared to those? If it makes you reel better, you can combine them ;)
>>736361842anon if you needed the em dashes then you may be too far gone
>>736360754Because it gave them something they forgot they have been yearning for.
>>736361614Daily threads talking about WHAT? No one ever specifices whats good about the game. It's all waifu-posting of brown-looking women and ragebaiting with retarded "This game is SO good" nonsense. You have nothing to say. You don't think. You just follow the fucking crowd like the shitskin cow you are.
>>736360754Quality transcends cultural borders.
Its strange that a show as popular as Ben 10 never got more games.
>>736347304>10 year old boy gets a an alien watch that allows him to transform into different aliens and fight bad guysits quite literally the perfect setup to hook in children, all it had to do was not suck and it was guaranteed cash money, also...>not very original or interesting as a settingas if that ever mattered when it came to childrens media, your top 5 childhood favorites were probably just as derivative and you didnt know it
How tight is Gwen?
>>736350340?
>>736347182She killed trillions
>>736361296Too tight for pp to fit
How the fuck did this theory/headcanon get popular when there is literally no evidence for it?
Noelle is trans, but don't you DARE call Kris a heckin dude
>>736360832Trannys are like parasites who infect as much as they can before they kill themselves. Usually they target children but they won't mind trying to infect everything else along the way
>>736361136I’m just wondering how the theory got popular at all when there’s no reason for it to exist
>>736361381Because female deer don't have antlersExcept, you know: REINDEER
>>736360832>Deltatroon >Troontale>Troony Foxthey're trans bro
Mystery niggas are here to welcome you anons to the Wololo AoE2 semi-finals>Viper vs Yo>Hearttt vs SebastianStreamshttps://www.twitch.tv/redbullhttps://www.twitch.tv/membtv
>>736361529Gimme the ETA on that shit, anon-san
>>736361604Literally now
Its here
>>736361906Thanks anon, can't believe you did that just for me.........*clogs your urethra*
AGE OF EMPIRES II STARTING NOW (FOR REAL)
Is /v/ looking forward to finally coming home?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qj4hgJeSe4
>>736347363even 30 years later..nothing changed xP
Sell Smega @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
there are no more 14 year old girls on maple, so no
>>736352878maplestory is unironically the only thing making nexon money, even pedoarchive can't compete
can't wait for all those retards complaining about their dexless sin when there's no hp washing
Let's play some game theory, /v/.You and 2 strangers discover a magic lamp. The genie inside will grant each of you one wish.You cannot wish for more wishes, BUT if someone wishes for the other 2 to die then he will gain their wishes instead. You also cannot make a conditional wish "if X wishes for Y, then my wish is Z or else W". However you can wish for someone else's wish to be nullified, or just for you to "not die". The wishes will be granted simultaneously once everyone has decided, with the "kill" and "don't kill" wishes being resolved first. (If everyone kills each other, then everyone dies.)You don't know these people, and though you can talk with them, there's no guarantee that you can convince them. (In fact imagine your wish will be bundled together with 2 random people in this thread.)What do you wish for?
>>736360339>"Sorry I'm a genie, not a miracle worker."
>>736360262I wish for you to kill anyone else that wishes to kill another person instead of granting their wish.
>>736360262I wish you looked like Shantae.
I wish that anyone who would knowingly kill or harm someone else on purpose (for a bad reason) would die.Counts as a "wish someone dead" wish, so it resolves first. Only kills the other two people if they've wished any of us dead.But also kills every terrible person on the planet. Life would improve for everyone else if that happened.
what makes it the #1 greatest, most beloved and replayed entry (despite dishonest screeching from incoherent nostalgia boomers)
>>736361667I'm a 3make hater myself (except nu Jill) and even I wouldn't say they hate it, they straight up said they view it as a replacement for OG3.
>>736361505The parry+duck system in 4R is infinitely better than timed iframe dodges.
>>7363617055 has more guns, chapter select to replay favourites, an expanded physical attack system, mercenaries+the two DLC campaigns, and a different feel between a Chris or Sheva playthrough.It's absolutely more replayable (for me).
>>736360984>re1 that lowLiterally has a ton of ports with a bunch of different changes you faggot. >arranged mode>2 tyrants for dreamcast>mercenaries >PC port added new unlockable weapons>jill and chris campaigns have a bunch of different routes
>>736361871REmake does it all better for me, sorry.
>naysayers are calling this a Ubisoft clone
>>736361337CCP propaganda "game" #272439843278932.
>>736361460ok tendie now tell me the real game name
>>736361190>BOTW without the soul and funSo BOTW?
>>736361460top kek, this
>>736360992Odyssey has very similar abilities
Guys, what do I do?
>>736360370>Chad McChadington's raw files + crackAnd whom might that be?
>>736361036People put hundreds if not thousands of mp3s on their phone. Using wired is approximately 7x slower than wireless.
>downloads heavily compressed repacks>complains about install times?
>>736360940you're not transferring game files from your phone, retard.the connection between your pc and router is Ethernet, not USB
>>736360940This is your coming generation of IT technicians.
Why is she not romancable?
The worst thing about the sororitas is that the emperor is not only not a god, but also a massive fucking retard that makes them seem retarded by association for worshipping him. It doesn't matter how cool or fun the Sororitas are otherwise. I'd take actual catholic sororitas over whatever the fuck the canonical sororitas are. Although saying that the Admech are the only ones with a cool religion in warhammer 40k.>But the admech say that the emperor and omnissiah are one and the same.Tell that to Scaevola and her friends.
>>736361383I never use her don't care about her skills
Cassia cries if you act like complete chud but she doesn't intervene
>>736361707?
>>736348642"Cool"
>I want to feel your skin on mine
If the turian and quarian in that bar in ME2 are being truthful, then humans have a notoriety among all alien races for seduction and they openly brag to other humans about the strangest alien race they fucked.
>>736358191anon you're obviously so gay that you're lunging at transexual dicks instead of men dicks. that's like double gay. please keep your fetishes to the gay thread. Tali doesn't have a dick in her.
>>736354556>shppard, i want your pozzed loadSick dirty slut
>>736359109>Humans have a reputation of being cocky upstarts that are becoming too big too quicklyjealous Space Elves...
>>736358740>biggest capcom shill in the world has a 2 inch raisin dick >also got aids from porn
>short>flat>bottom heavyYou may not like it, but this is what peak female vidya character design looks like
>>736361349a whiteboy like me could never get through those cheeks...
>>736361815Skill issue
>>736361349I love kyojiri gaming.
>>736361815Seeing them bare and presented before me might make me instantly cum. But I could keep going, especially for Jack. I've never lost pleasure after orgasming and can do as many sequential dry orgasms as I want. I'll please Jack.
>>736361815>E rank luckLeave her to me, Anon. This time I will not job.
WITHIN THE INNER HEART I PLEADFOR YOU TO TALK TO MEI WANT TO HEAR ALLTHE GOOD AND BAD THE NEW STORIES YOU HAVE!
>>736360989Anon...
>>736361289They don't even have 1 line that could even indicate interest of one for the other.Not even 1/10 of what Kanji and Naoto have.
>>736361289i think yosuke and chie should make out too
>>736361834based
>>736361676>They don't even have 1 line that could even indicate interest of one for the other.
