28 STAB WOUNDS
>>73614299723*It was self-defense.Just broken glass for the most part.Very agressive broken glass, murderous even.
>>736142997Can robots suffer stab wounds?
>what if we just take all those game ingredients from other gourmet dishes, put it in the AI mixer, scoop up some of those mushy slop and throw it on the floor for the piggies to eatI don't get it, why does /v/ shill for this slop?
And that's a good thing.
>>736144037>>ubislop tower>>witcher senseweren't journos crying because there isn't enough markers or anything to hold your hand?
>>736144153they were crying because the game didn't tell you it had slop mechanics
nu-/v/ has gone full retard with contrarianism
>>736144530Wouldn't be the first time /v/ shilled a universally shat on dogshit game to be contrarian.
Beyond A(kane)rchiveBeyond love for the BlueHappy Birthday
Parasocial fags need to go avatarfag in /trash/ or something.
Toki cute
>>736140000perchance and checked
>>736143301
That doesn't sound like sad news.
>>736129943I'm enjoying it and I'm glad it's doing well. Don't know why you have to be such a faggot about it.
>>736129943How many of those were refunded?
>>736129943>only sold 4 million>not shipped>not player engagements>not 25534534 hours already played>bad metacriticIt's a flop if they only can show us the sold numbers
YAAAY i love openworld ubislop!
Describe her personality.
>>736143397Mommy
>>736143397Big heart filled with love for her friends throbbing sense of justice and duty12 inchfists of power ready to beat down any evildoers
>>736143397god i wish that were me
>>736143485so is she evil or not?
>>736143397Mama
Single Gerudos are in your area dying to meet you.
>>736139870Bratty bottom
>>736139870She'd tell other Gerudo she takes charge, then act like a cute giddy little girl and hug her sand seals as she gets pounded when actually in bed with Link.
Working on a thing, was planning on expanding it to add even more Gerudo, but no promises. Was working on a playable Malon before, but it hasn't been panning out.
>>736117849Lel wtf
Hey, I got this cool mask from some weird guy. Try putting it on.
>game is entirely an escort missionIt can't be that good can it?
>>736085615Escort missions are only shit when you have to worry about the npc HP. This is not the case.
>>736140430they didn't
>>736138150Sorry we'd rather fund AMD than your village.
>>736125643>>736129350>>736130398I want to impregnate Kaban-chan.
only 16 days to go...I can't believe we're actually getting it after all this time and the delays.
best gothkino?
>>736140221Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darknessthey gothed and angsted up lara and gave her a nu-metal scene boytoy and it ends up being widely regarded as the legit best version of lara to ever existhttps://youtu.be/WD3qRhxi3bI
>>736140221
>>736143010yephttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP_3oo3RCGo
>>736140221BB wins, RE4 is a medieval kino
>>736140221Stick of Truth.
>yfw 1%
>>736126248>you can actually drink from pools of blood to recover a little health
>>736126248
Has a vidya romance ever actually made you feel something?
>>736143347Legion was a bro
>>736050851Me when the Packers lose at home in the playoffs.
>>736088587Not a movie unfortunatelyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVhlJNJopOQ
>>736060470I did her quest to the end, and at the party I blew her girlfrieds head up like a watermelon. Parvarti kept trying to talk to me after, I ghosted her. Best rpg of my life.
>>736057430
What would it take to finally beat Street Fighter?
>>736113220ViceRalf
>>736142785Is this game actually good?
>>736099808I got filtered by fighting games once I got employed
>>736104972well they have, you got a few options>Revoltech, only 4 so far no classic costumes>52toy, newcomer but are going hard on SF6>Stormcollectibles, odd scale but they also have a SFV Alex, so them doing SF6 Alex and classic will probably happen>Jada might potentially do it since they got the SF license>SHF technically has it but has just rereleased some old SF SHFand then theres statue shit
>>736099808https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT4CwqJNdMUOh so they made more cancerous character than Ekko but gave her a shit redesign so you have to pay to get her better design.nice thanks riot, your game sucks.
>“I don't think you'll have a situation [where] all Nintendo characters would be joining [together in one film],” Miyamoto told Polygon.https://www.polygon.com/super-mario-galaxy-movie-smash-bros-shigeru-miyamoto-interview/
>>736130538I don't care about the "devalue the brand" shit, but having a mass cross-over would be a monumental waste of money, not to mention a nightmare to write since you'd have like 20 separate committees working night and day to scrutinize every single interaction to make sure each character stays "in-character">>736130676why can't fox just catch a break? using star fox as a tech demo has cost the series its future, since everyone hated the gamepad gimmick. besides, he's a fucking mercenary. perfect for a tomb raider (ps1 era) or metroid-style game
>>736131896>I would've paid to have my mouth open for nothing but 90 minutes of game references several timesit's literally impossible to make a movie where you flesh out 12 characters and give them a meaningful, prominent role. you'd end up with a collection of shorts where most shit happens off-screen
>>736130538>linking to polygonBlow your fucking head off faggot
>>736142329Noted, I'll keep linking to them in the future
>>736130670Nintendo wants the Playstation audience
/ctt/ - Console-tan Tuesday>consoletan.booru.org>consoletans.neocities.org/>flockmod.com/r/thebreakroom
>>736093061>>736098234
This thread needs more Zeebo! Draw more Zeebo!
>>736142503ye
>Bad guy is evil because he's... awkward and not conventionally attractive.
>>736129459He wasn't evil because of that
That's how it works in reality too.
>>736142913You assault women?
>>736129459>according to japan this is the ugliest human ever>not obese, not a skeleton either>jawline: exist>chin: existsure
He is evil because he is a shitty person. He acted like a socially retarded retard, chimped out when people acted uncomfortable then killed someone for attention.
Post them
>>736135813It sounds like you fell for the office chair meme, desks are not a memeYou need an executive chair (picrel)
>Four computers>Thirteen monitorsI'm not going to post my retarded setup, but I do like it a lot.
>>736137234>Master Roshi's setup
>>736137234Based but spooky, may it never fail on your bro.
>>736142072The king of Jarburg graces us with his setup once more!
i know what trannies do with pumpkins
>>736143001w-what do they do with pumpkins?
>>736142943CHOAYO
>>736142943DERUJIBAZEYO
>>736142943Not a fool, btw.
Her movie comes out next year. And it will be an OK movie on its own.
Sonic Boom had a lot of problems, but you can tell the writing team was full of liberals and Redditors that sat down and said "Geez, why does Amy have to be stupid, weak, and overly feminine in every iteration? Let's make her a STRONG INDEPENDANT WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN." And you can tell they're doing that for Sonic 4 as well. They made Sonic very condescending instead of quirky and excitable. Knuckles was made out to be this dumb lughead bruiser but secretly had his moments of ingenuity. I'd say every character was assassinated in Sonic Boom, but I guess the humor would appeal to certain audiences. To me they twisted every character's personality to make them more "in-line" with modern day standards of men and women. Sonic was honestly the worst anytime he said a line it was like listening to Reddit explain why everyone is wrong or tell a dry joke.
>>736142903Yes, Sonic Boom was so bad we are still smelling its stench to this fucking day.
>>736143058I don't make it a habit to be around Sonic autistics and Sonic threads very often, so I don't know what gets discussed in those threads/forums. The Sonic IP feels a bit dry nowadays aside from the next Sonic movie. I mean...what else is coming out Sonic related? What else is there to really discuss aside from the older Sonic games and shows? The Sonic demographic is just going to keep growing older and older. A younger generation is probably into it as well, but if you look at the original/older fanbase I imagine it's more like 25-45 year olds. I don't go to the movie theaters anymore, so I don't know honestly what the age split would be in the theaters. A lot of people have children now, so might use their kids as an excuse to go see it, but I also would imagine you have a lot of single adult men and women who might go with friends to see it. I've seen some Sonic autistics at my job who clearly look like they're in their mid to late 20's, if not early 30's.
>>736137604I just need sonic and metal sonic to race to the death.
I want to see her pussy
>pretty much just a digital yes-manNo wonder the wealthy like it.
>let me explain why that bad thing is actually a good thingthey do be like that doe
video games?
>>736143386I wish this fucking AI shit just straight up told you "NO" or "i do NOT know the answer to your question" , instead of hallucinating some bullshit and being so damn certain about it...
I dunno, these bots tell me "NO" here and there.
Maypril Fools! You get a May thread a month early.
>>736141960No
>>736141960Why isn't she morbidly obese?
>>736141960Kino
>>736141960Shotas aren't safe around her
>>736142236well, she is now
What do you think of Metroid Fusion?
>>736126545Even in fusion It's not actually a vaccine, if the DNA didn't affect her and make her part Metroid then the X would just re infect her and she wouldn't be able to eat them. Whoever decided to use the word "Vaccine" simply made a mistake
Why do retards keep saying Dread retconed stuff? It didn't change anything.
>>736144021because they're... retards, anon
>>736124336It had nice music, graphics and atmosphere, but way too restrictively linear gameplay
