>Bowser means nothing to me
>>736469108mephistopheles
>>736460225>Is it-a good for me... to destroy... the world?
>>736460225contender for most SOVLful bootleg of all time
>>736460225Will he be in the next Mario Movie?
>>736460225I wish Chinese slop was easier to access outside of China, land of plagiarism and pure kino.
Why did Crapcom think it was a good idea to give us a female protagonist who has an ass and chest flatter than a sheet of paper? There is no way that Miss Ashcroft will ever be capable of satisfying a man.
>Grace is fl-
Why do I feel the strong urge to both protect and bully Grace?
>>736470935Without exaggeration or hyperbole that's the healthiest form of heterosexual romance, not even a timid woman like Grace would respect a doormat who fawns over her all the time
>>736470935Because you’re a heterosexual male who has the Grace-virus
Grace Ashcroft, FBI Agent
Here is a hint: she is in the room somewhere
>>736469163I was trying to get through that room on the way to get Emily, all those faggots woke up and standing around and fat nigga was NOT having it!!
>>736435735Mirrors are more fun than television
>>736468773Yes, cute scared girls in horror scenarios is a common trope
thats not her thoygh thats just some roastie whore desperate for attention and money
forgot how bad the second half was
>>736470223>>736470667Yeah that works perfect, thanks
>>736470782>right after the credits, i got the "servers offline" messageabsolute eternal kino
>>736470587Damn, sanctuary guardian is one of my favorite fights in ds1. It feels really cinematic and fun to dodge all of its attacks, esp the lightning ball attack as it flies across your screen. I'm not a big fan of the dlc areas themselves, aside from oolacile township, layout-wise. But I like them visually and it's cool that this dlc is another look at darkroot garden. I think all of the dlc boss fights are really neat, but yeah biggest weakness would have to be the level layout just because I like more interiors and dungeon-type stuff.
>>736469070Didn't really vibe with me, for whatever reason. I think I didn't like how compressed the whole area felt, I liked the larger maps that felt like you were really mapping out an environment more.
>>736458073I think it's fine. I like tomb of the giants and demon ruins. Crystal archives is okay. New Londo sucks.
Im in the mood to play as an animal.
>>736469703>GIVE ME ATTENTION PLEASE RECOMMEND ME THINGS EVEN THOUGH THIS ISN'T THE RECOMMENDATIONS BOARDEnd your life
>IncestorOwO what da game about?
>>736469703Play dawn of man instead of ancestors
Ancestors is actually complete garbage.
Stray was very cute but it barely has any gameplay, you're just navigating a bunch of corridors
https://files.catbox.moe/m1vhh3.mp4Post your funny gameplay. Is my gameplay funny?
>>736468413
happy first thread OP not
Just got home from the Borscht Bowl Club, and you will not believe who I saw there. You guys remember Phoenix Wright, right? The lawyer who spent 4 years being an embarrassment to the legal system before finally getting caught for forgery in 2019? Pic related. That's him now. Apparently he got hired to work as a pianist for the club, so I asked him to play some Frank Sinatra. It was so fucking awful, man. I don't think I can listen to Fly Me To the Moon anymore without remembering today and cracking up from the cringe.Is there anyone who has been more JUSTed? It's happening next week: https://aceattorney.fandom.com/wiki/Timeline#Timeline
There hasn't been a single noteworthy defence attorney since Wright got barred from practicing and you know it. We truly are in a Dark Age of Law.
>>736470518every 5-7 months there's a thread somewhere (/v/, /vg/, or /vm/) trying to advertise AOV but it gains 0 tractionother than You-Know-Who I doubt many people even launch AOV anymore so there'll barely be any cases compared to the olden daysI wanna hop on and do an Investigations but I haven't had the time in ages
>>736471171You haven't seen Aristotle Means in action, then. He's got a stunning smile, I'd trust the man with my life.
Trucy sexo
>>736470937Bring him back. The AJ trilogy would’ve felt like a more cohesive world if they let characters reappear instead of fading into the background.
Opinions on Ghost of Yotei Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet Wolverine etc. while Sony was doing Multi-platform.>OMG these games are gonna be woke trash why is Sony making games no one wants to play.Opinions after rumors and signs Sony are pulling from PC.>Never EVER PC losers you will never get to play these amazing masterpieces. Sony wins Again!
but I was excited to play those games on PC
tranny gamedidn't read
didn't read, didn't post anything worth reading either, shocking.
>>736470092So only the PC audience actually cares if a game is good or not?
I want to behead 2016 post election tourists, post 00s borners and newfags like op
>>736469463It's a team mode, buddy. If i steal your kill it's still +1 to the team.
>>736464773>regular single player fps>boss battles are arena 1v1sscratch that just make another bajillion live service milslops
>>736464773There are tons of those games, they're all infested eith tranny audiences. Also AI always pales to playing arena with other players.
>>736471102holy fucking shit
>>736464357Arena Shooters died because team-based modes with loadouts proved to be more popular in multiplayer shooters as time went on. Nobody cares about 1v1s anymore outside of for the sake of smack talk or practice.It also really doesn't help that almost every attempt at making a new arena shooter amounts to just remaking some variation of Quake's multiplayer and calling it a day, which inevitably results in the few people interested just flocking back to Quake.
42 here. So... watcha playing?
>>736467969I recommend you spend that money on dancing boys instead
>>736467246>should be shot in the back of the headUnless you can draw better than this, you're talking about yourself.
>>736453437I finally finished Altered Beast on the SEGA Genesis! I used continues though, now I have to go for a 1CC, I'll likely not get it though, but just being able to finish it, even with maximum health and lives, on the easiest difficulty, feels pretty nice.>>736453776Is that a Game Gear being depicted in an anime? Nice to see, often Nintendo and Sony handhelds were the only ones that seemed to be shown in anime.
Turning 30 in like 2 months. How time fliesAlmost done with Pokopia, bought Crimson Desert as well. Don’t really have much energy or time for vidya so I mostly just play some gacha and watch YouTube or browse some threadsHate work so much
>>736455086i hate kids
>autistically reading about HDR and trying to find the best settings for my monitor>think I finally have a good setup>turns out I have to fine-tune everything all over again for every single game>and not every game even has proper HDR implementation, so I have to use mods and shit like Special K and RenoDX to fix it and even those tools have to be fine-tuned tooI’ve been trying to learn how to use these tools properly for hours, but the question still remains: is the way I tweaked my games actually how the developers intended them to look, or am I just deep-frying the game’s art?This is silly.This is stupid.HDR makes no sense.The only way any of this would make sense is if the developers were standing in my bedroom and I could ask them directly whether the way I tweaked the graphics is actually how the game is supposed to look.
Most games copy the settings from the Windows HDR calibration tool. If it looks like shit either use RTX HDR or just Win Alt B that shit and turn it off. Who cares.
>poorfags cant afford nvidia
>>736470952so hdr is just a reshadesimply amazing
>HDR off>game looks good still>HDR on>Monitor blasts the fuck out of me eyes m8I'll stick to no HDR thanks. Not upgrading from my 6800xt either thanks
I don't even fuck with HDR. Most games look great and I find HDR just ruins the colors I'm used to.
So, how is your Morrowind playthrough going?
>>736464629You are a high elf, you take extra damage from spells. I played a high elf mage and its great, but you need to dodge the elemental attacks/spells
>>736432826I fell asleep after playing a few hours and realized I'm a zoomer. Feels bad because I like how the game looks I just cannot fucking stay awake.
>>736469358thats how i made my sneak character, i just ran around stealing from shops until i had 10s of thousands of gold then paid trainers to get me combat ready. didnt fight anything until i was level 18 or so.and yeah stealth in base game is only good for stealing or doing a ranged sneak attack.
Speaking of sneaking. Is this mod any good?https://www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mods/58441
>>736471082>beat up weapon>mixed armor>faggoth ring>no stamina>half health>walkingsovl
Why didnt it become as memorable as Karryn's Prison?
>>736464884Because it's a fucking porn game.
>>736458975Unholy Maiden has alot of good points and charm I'd like to see in a h-game, but also alot of underdeveloped elements and too much of a linear focus on how to access them.Similar issues with Karryn's Prison, but KPs battle fuck was much more developed and interesting overall, vs UM which relegated more scenes to overworld but locked behind specific values to reach, as well as leaving alot of potential scenes on the cutting room floor.
>>736458975dungeon respawn mechanic
>>736464884*Porn* *game*, you retarded fag.>>736467385 trvke.
>>736458975I think all the anticipation was due to the artstyle being similar to karryns prison, which in conjunction with the sex stats to the side of the femc during scenes, led to people believing it was going to be like karryns prison. When everyone realized it was another scene collecting rpgm game, there was much less interest.
Literally impossible
>>736447474That adult Sylph design and scene in MCQ3 was my favorite. Tamamo and that Imp in the castle are a close 2nd though. Haven't played through the original 3 games in years
>>736449615Yes.
Fucking hang yourself selective pedo allowed posting mods either you let thong flat lolis to be posted or consenteate us in /b/ and murder us, plebbitorsJust because it has tumors doesnt mean its ok to be normal about ans normalize it
>>736471070>>736469216Normalnigger
Uh oh the schizo found the thread.
Post 'em Carol memesthe gremlin demands it
>>736463636At least they still did Christmas events
>>736463080>deletedOH NO NO NO NO
Shill
>>736457438Pussy
a cute shot i took on a hunt run.
Why is FFIX the best Final Fantasy?
>>736470983>A: VI and XI should note that I consider X and X-2 a single game since the story of X-2 is necessary to make X qualify for A-tier
>>736469459I’m literally having more fun with FF2
>>736471092That's natural 2 is top 3 FF
>>736469996Everything about FF9 felt like it was designed to waste a player’s time, it really felt like the beginning of Square's slow end…Without modifications it’s very slow to the point of making ATB worse because the bars fill up during slow animations anyways. Equipment system is worse version of Espers, Tetra Master is worse than Triple Triad, Trance is the worst version of Limit Breaks, you get no control of your party until 2/3 into the game where it still doesn't give you that much control. Party members get underleveled because of how much they get taken away. Hyped up alleged remake that never happened. FF9 is a cursed game that was too ambitious for its debut console.
>>736470760Strongly disagree
opinion on these guys?
>>736453028>That's just Atari being jewish.Nightdive delisted the original Shadow Man when they released their remaster. And this happened before the Atari acquisition, you disingenuous motherfucker.https://www.gog.com/forum/general/shadow_man_delisting/page1>New York, NY (May 15, 2023) - Atari® announced the closing of the acquisition of Nightdive Studios, a full service game development and publishing company based in Vancouver, Washington.
>>736469621After loving ultima underworld 1 and 2, yeah, I admit I've always felt nothing but confusion about why arx gets sucked off so hard.It's not a shit game either, definitely not garbage on tier with underworld ascendant, and they tried some things that they deserve credit for. But it's lacking. A lot.
>>736469621>Dishonored was basically just poor mans Thief Dishonored was not a game about thieving, and people who keep making this comparison are basically setting themselves up for disappointment. It made a few references and thats about it. I do agree its stealth mechanics leave a lot to be desired, but its really not a bad game by any means.>Prey 2017 was a mediocre System Shock clone.Prey 2017's biggest sin was simply using the Prey name, which wasn't even arkane's decision. Game itself was good.
>>736470304>I do agree its stealth mechanics leave a lot to be desired, but its really not a bad game by any means.I liked Deadly Shadows which Harvey Smith expressed regret in working on i believe. I don't know why they flipped so hard from having worked on a real stealth game to what they later came up and never even thought to listen to the people who liked Thief for the second game in the series/improving on the issues with the first games mechanics. Whilst TTDS (thi3f) was not perfect it was miles ahead of Dishonored.It still had advanced sound propagation and dynamic lighting based detection. My issue is primarily with this part. I'm not exactly the biggest fan of cover based-line of sight detection to begin with because it's my belief that shadow based model allows for more interesting stealth gameplay. I'm more in favor of light and shadow based detection. But what makes their own developmental preferences for their design far worse was the gutted sound detection model.The Thief games (splinter cell included for the stealth genre) have variable movement speed based sound detection that uses a movement based toggle key bind that is used to move across surfaces at the appropriate speed otherwise it determines whether enemies in the area will hear it. Instead with Dishonored it replaces any aspects of slower movement with crouch walk and because of that all sound is uniform nor is there any specific mechanic that translates any of that into the same thing.There is also absolutely no differentiation in floor surface sounds too so from principle alone it wasn't concerned with being a good stealth game. You can walk on a supposed to be loud stone floor surface to a carpet and it will sound exactly the same in Dishonored and it also corresponds the same with the AI.>Dishonored was not a game about thievingIts an Assassin's fantasy. It's Altaïr steampunk and it's lame.
>>736471480Also worth mentioning that the game allows you to play like a super hero and zipping around levels with blink thus trivializing their own stealth aspects they designed.
>mouse character dies>*SQUEAK*
>>736468453 >final boss rat dies >*windows xp shutdown noise* devs really out here giving every rodent in gaming the most pathetic stock sound effect imaginable at least give my man a dramatic orchestra sting before he keels over baka
pepe...
>>736469862:3
>>736468453cheese
Cheesed to meet you.
Why did so many good Star Wars games come out during the EU/prequel era?
>>736466002This. Atton Rand is more likeable than Kyle Katarn.
>>736462346the republic vs cis is cooler than gay ass rebels vs the empiresimple as
>>736468658what about old republic?>has the dope tech of the pub and empire>has jedi and sith>not as limited as the prequel era
>>736462773>these weren't giant corporate offices trying to make vidyayes they were, modern corporate culture is the issue not the size of the businesses
Peak games that let you grief other players?
>>736467291How do you get such line weight I worry so much with my lines
>>736469102starting 5/8
>>736460987I bought one but he's very sleepy and won't wake up
>>736470513Cute.
