How come natehate couldn't leak Bananza, Airiders, Mario Tennis, Fire Emblem, any Switch 2 Edition, Duskbloods, MKW etc but suddenly 6 months later knows the entire lineup of unannounced games for this year and next
>>736379072You never know, Nintendo's been reviving shit lately. Next Level could port Punch Out Wii
>>736377169I guess.
>>736374117The direct will be in June like always. Nintendo changes things up for ONE year by having a Switch 2 reveal direct in April and suddenly people forget about the usual direct schedule? What causes this lunacy?
>>736376556>They are blaming directs on the failure of various games.Source? Which games?
>>736376556>They are blaming directs on the failure of various games.Honestly considering this is Nintendo we're talking about, I don't think you're lying.
https://files.catbox.moe/s6rnx1.mp4
>>736373768Given Bowser's immortality what happened in that clip is an embarrassing defeat, not a permadeath.
>>736373906He's with Fox.
>>736376915>Wtf they told me there were no niggers in this movieBro yoshi was literally on the cover
squeeb
HOLY ONIONS FACE IS THAT A THING I RECOGNIZE FROM ANOTHER THING?? HOLY REDDIT CHUNGUS I CLAPPED!!
Nintendo had exclusives...
>>736378672So you're saying DVDs are more appealing than Nintendo games...
PS2 had third party exclusives because nintendo was retarded enough to not put dvds a year after Sony's console did
What the fuck is a vsmile? A vagina?
>>736378559At least half those sales are from absolute casuals who mostly wanted a DVD player and maybe bought 2 gameAlso, it was 150 millions for the longest time until the Switch threatened (and beat) that record
>>736380421>>736378724
>general debra wilson gives secret mission to manjawed cia woman>cia woman embeds the cia operator player character in a muslim militia>militia is run by a girlboss>entire game is about her quest for revenge, including missions where you play her as a child and again as teen>ending has the cia operator sacrifice his life to save hers because he found her so inspiringin a certain sense, this was more woke than veilguard, absolutely insane writing
>>736380159Did you just recently played the story? Answer me.
yes i bought it during the last steam sale. it was 6 bucks and i still only barely got my moneys worth. as bad as the story it is it still looks, sounds and plays great. especially the graphics are fantastic for a nearly seven year old game desu
What's your favorite ROMhack /v/?
>>736381315any other good smw roms? Definitely my favorite mario game of all time but never really played rom hacks except kaizo mario 1
>>736381315last one I recall really enjoying is mario's mystery meat
E33 fags have to be the most pretentious fags ever.The story for this game isn't even good. The first 2 acts are a generic save the world plotline, while the final act is a failed allegory for escapism.The escapism is bad message doesn't work because lumiere is basically a real dimension with real thinking people. At best you could argue the game keeps it ambiguous, but clearly it implies that the people of lumiere are real.Not to mention that using the paintings is objectively beneficial due to time dilation. You can use them to effectively extend your life.Either way, lumiere doesn't work as an escapism allegory and has no grounding in reality.The ending is also a bit of an artificial dichotomy created for the sake of melodrama.The gameplay of the game is also highly derivativeAll in all, you fags are retards impressed by shallow aestheticsThe story is not mature, and it's nowhere near a 10
>>736373538Nope, it is actually a great filter. If you think the game is either about saving the world or dealing with the Dessendre family drama, you're the midwit. Protip: the real final choice is not about picking an ending
>>736379639Nah, escapism is definitely one of the themes. Keep coping. Also, what a non committal response. How about you tell us why the story is good?
>>736377952>Does a story about griefThere is nothing profound about such a story. It's a very common concept in fiction. Certainly not enough to be called a masterpiece.Also, the game is about more than just grief, and failed to deliver on it's other themes
>>736373965Yeah!
>>736379940Love is a very common concept in writing, yet it's also the topic of all of the most profound works ever made. What the fuck are you even talking about, you pretentious midwit queer?
Linux surpasses 5% market share in the latest Steam survey update.
>>736368251That 5% is more passionate and tech literate. They actually buy games.
>>736373708It is. I never do the survey.
>>736374029>The other times you'd pirate Linux.This guy torrents Linux isos
>>736368201>live to see total w10 fag death
My Gentoo PC has just become a museum of old PC games and emulators these days because there is rarely a modern game I want to get into. Currently playing through the Transformers 2004 game. That is fun.
>nvm, I fixed it
those who hate 4chan mods never had to deal with a forum mod's egoabsolute scum of the earth, they deserve to suffer for all eternity stuck in a fatal limbo praying for a release that will never happen
what are the most interactive 3d indie games ever?
Voices of the void
>>736381529Miney Crafta
WHAT DOES THE REDDIT FROG HAVE TO DO WITH THAT?WHAT DOES THE REDDIT FROG HAVE TO DO WITH THAT?
How do we stop the sexualization of girls in eastern games?
>>736361094I wish my ass was that fat
>>736361094The real question is, how do we increase it?
>>736361094sakura?! i didn't know it was taht BIG
>>736380535later this month. don't quote me, but like around april 8 or something.
>>736372030I don't generally like furry stuff, and I don't care for ZZZBUT GODDAMN DO I NEED TO BREED PULCHRA
>"As we approach Mario and developing Mario games, I start to feel like there's only so many people that we can reach through Nintendo's systems and consoles," Miyamoto said. "And so now with things like digital streaming and the expanse and the reach of what the technology allows now, I feel like that's a great way to get Mario involved too, and really be able to evolve alongside with digital media.">instead of people thinking, 'What kind of game is Nintendo going to come up with now?” I would love for them to think about, 'What kind of world Nintendo will expand on now.' That's the kind of approach and thinking I have currently."
Man, the amount of Nintendo antis seething in this thread is unreal, what happened this time? surely they aren't this mad just because Mario Movie 2 was a huge success just like literally everyone knew it would be right?
>>736380000the past several months have been nothing but more and more bad news for sony while nintendo sees massive success sony raising the price of the PS5 another $200 went into effect a day or two ago so that may be it
>>736361043No wonder this piece of shit s2 has no games.
>Sony Derangement Syndrome has gripped this board so badly that it now has to defend Mario flavored Minions out of spite
>>736367924Considering there's no games, yeah. Bit of an odd coincidence.
Besed
my front stopped responding, back still good though
>>736380428good sissy
are there any alternatives to KSP?I really like the early game, slowly making progress but then at some point the contracts become really retarded and not fun at all and the progression feels to quick
>>736378045oh is it from the same team that did simplerockets and simple planes?
>>736376794>ksayou are fucking retarded if you fall for dean hall's tricks in 2026 lmao
>>736376290It's not strictly a space ship game but Mars First Logistics scratches some of the same kind of KSP itch for (mostly) rovers.If KSP feels quick to you though MFL might feel even more so since it has a much more finite amount of content and you can blow through it all in like two or three days and be left with nothing but some repetitive procedurally generated missions.
>>736378532Same studio, idk about the individual devs. I would assume so since it's a small indie studio.
>>736379140It's currently free, and it has the KSP creator advising, and several prominent KSP modders working on it.
And the best story in Final Fantasy is...
I remember getting goosebumps because of the music in ff9https://youtu.be/sVLVAw3NlVsbut i dont remember the story. maybe i should watch a summary video
>>736368786VII > XI > Tactics > XII > IX > VI > IV > a toilet > X > XV > sewage > the rest
>>736368902My negro!
VIII (if R=U is canon and intended) > X > VII > V > VI > IX > XIII > VIII (if R=U isn't canon and the writers missed their opportunity)
>>736368786Probably 7. 10 has a better setting and cast of characters, though.
>>736377879Truly everyone deserves love, even the worst written characters
>>736377879why isn't she wearing a skirt there?
>>736378139Even in Maya's Mission?
Ema's Mission when?
>>736380827I would much rather play Athena's Mission
It doesn't hold up.
>>736381212As long as you have Elden Ring in the lowest tier, and Sekiro and Bloodborne high-ish, I'm not even going to bother to argue about specifics
>>736381293It's fine, you can keep enjoying your westernised From games.
>>736381264aids ridden dick was inserted into your mama too late more like, kek!
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>DeS (2009) not first/S tier or not even tiered at all>ER last/at the bottom
I just bought all the Resident Evil games except for 9. I'm going to start with 1 and work my way up. What am I in for?
>>736379019>I don't play dated unc shit>plays 1remakeShould've skipped it and waited for the eventual new remake.
>>736379019I guess I didn't clarify, I also bought the remakes. I'm about 4 hours into the RE1 Remake and and I'm !having a blast!
>>736379019>>736379419fake fans
>>736379465>Noooo you have to play the clunky shitty old versions noooooo
1-3 are essentially point and click adventure games so will filter most zoomers, I can't imagine many people born after 1995 beating those games without a guidethe rest of them are pretty straightforward
Mystery niggas are here to welcome you anons to the Wololo AoE2 semi-finals>Viper vs Yo>Hearttt vs SebastianStreamshttps://www.twitch.tv/redbullhttps://www.twitch.tv/membtv
>>736381008Easter holiday
>>736381008Christian game.
>>736380559You're right and I've been trying to find the song.
I'm trying to like AOE4. How does one express skill in it anyway when dance micro, quickwall, mango shots, walling, elevation bonuses, etc isn't a thing? Just pure unit comp and proper timings and unit spread?
>>736381353Yes, at least what I saw from AoE4 semis earlier today
>>736380150https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PjPO4qdOtAw
It was good
>>736378458I've never played it so whenever I see this guy I just think of the anon who hated majora's mask back in like 2010
>>736380567It's the best visual novel ever and very engaging since the very beginning until fate after the prologue. You should give it a try
>>736380647ops, anon here, forgot picrel
>>736380509Stop blaming zoomers for everything you faggot. You know damn well most of the pearl clitchers are Millenials.
>>736380295i also have a brain parasite
