'heira fanclub EditionPC trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCfkgaaa08PS5 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW4Fdh6zFM>News:Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of very low or very high rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYPrevious thread: >>499792430
Protection from poison and stinking cloud combo last longer in a drawn out fight.
>>499891503their range is trash, hypnotic pattern is way better
Who the frog is "'heira"?
>>499891568The reliability is trash. Cloud kill is better.
>>499891659it's a lvl 6 spell kitten
>>499891808>hypnotic patternfireball is better
>>499891310Youdidn'tbeatthegameBut seriously, it is super strong as long as you can keep things in it. Tact and honor AI seems smart enough to jump out most of the time, but sometimes you can stand on the edge and get them to stay in.
Guys, girls, non-binary pals, no need to fight. Let's just agree that CC spells can be strong in the right situation.
>>499892024I held monster on Raphael and it lasted all of half a round :|
>>499891984...if you like Wyll
>>499891808Is it though?
>>499891568Purely on support/crowd control Sleet storm is better. Jeheriah have it in the zrell fight to show it off help enforces that even more.>>499892024I am saying hypnotic pattern is not that good.
Who the frog is "Jeheriah"?
BG3 is limiting.
BG3 would be more fun if it was just combat and none of Larian's gay shit.
BG3 would be more fun if it was just larian combat and none of DND's gay shit.
hmm, maybe just a lil bit of beer today...
>>499894303larian combat is just surfaces+barrelmancy
>>499894341I hope this isn't a lead-up to another round of schizoposting. I like copying my pastas myself. Ignore this post if you're someone else.
>>499894513it beats the failed abortion that is 5e combat
>>499895030Then just go play borderlands
>>499895085lol
>>499894513I want more surface, cover system and terrain edits. Ice cube the only one that can change elevation. You could carry boxes around, but it's not as fun.
>>499892865
>>499895863Appropriate (and funny) as always.
Stairs should kinda sorta be difficult terrain.Just sayin
>D&D fans upset its not D&D>Larian fans upset its LarianYet somehow the mix of the two is perfect for the masses of casual normalfaggots.
>>499893093Not on the surface.
If I put a bunch of smokepowder in a backback then drop the backpack and firebolt the backpack, will it blow up?
Are acid & poison damage just memes in BG3?Seems like the two elements that are actually worth leaning into are ice for frozen stun and lightning for wet damage boost
>>499897106I'd like to try a version of BG3 that did that but I also have a feeling it would just make a handful of combats more tedious.
>cast wall of ice>no wall, no dmg>just an icy floor WHY
>>499899591Global warming
>>499899591smol indie studio, pls understan
>>499897860yes it is
>>499898685Poison damage is a bad joke, yes. Commonly resisted, very few sources. Does not even have an Elemental Adept version to bypass resistance. Acid damage is okay. Acid surfaces are also effectively a -2 AC debuff, so a well-timed Chromatic Orb (Acid) gets decent value. It's fine as an RP concept, the game isn't hardcore enough to always default to the meta min-maxer option.
How much would you pay for a 50 floor rougelite dungeon DLC that extends the lvl cap to 20 and can be accessed by talking to Withers during the after party?
>>499899774they spent so much money on the HASBRO license they couldn't afford artists.
>>499900252none, we do not like 5e combat
>>499898685Acid reduce ac and poison make it harder to attack.>>499899591It's there. The damage is burst once when you cast it. Did you draw out the length of the wall?
>>499899591Its shit.https://www.reddit.com/r/BG3Builds/comments/17y3vzo/wall_of_ice_bugged_and_underwhelming_spell/
>>499900359It'd be better if it was 5e
>>499900359Yeah, "*we*" play the game for all the interesting characters like Wyll, Blade of the Frontier, or the gay gnome, Bracus.
>>499901192i like wyll, and his better half mizora, shame you can't customize the origin appearance like durge.
What happens if you kill the emppy when fighting the honor guard, before getting the hammer to free Orpheus? Emperor says he is protecting me, so I kinda assume killing him might instant gameover me without Orpheus... buuuuut... the emperor also said he wasnt trying to turn me into a mind flayer and just all "THINK FAST" and hit me with a dc 21 to turn me into a mind flayer... so idk how much weight I should really give his words.
>>499902118You become a squid if you kill the Emperor there.>the emperor also said he wasnt trying to turn me into a mind flayerHe said that he'll prevent you from turning into one, he doesn't say he will stop you from becoming one.Emperor tells things that are at times half-truths.
is turning him into a gnome going to cause issues later on?
>>499902974Youll have to constantly get things from the higher shelfs for him and listen to him complain about how he cant see at events and stuff.
>>499902974It will make intuiting his more "gentle" nature less likely.
Where do the people holding out at Last Light sleep? There's only a few beds. Also, Isobel has such a big bedroom. That doesn't seem fair.
>>499902974He kinda works better as a gnome
Astarion hugs and kisses xoxo
Why dont you like Shadowheart? Is it because her dreams of Halsin trigger your childhood trauma and fear of abandoment(aka the only things your mother gave you before leaving)? Is that why>She has sinned against me.is your favorite quote? Is that why the frog is so relatable to you? Does she make you feel seen?
>>499904607kill yourself
>>499905563Its okay, anon. Its not your fault.
>>499894794Never, besides I function better with like six tall boys in me, you fggts shuld be THANKING me for being loaded constantly.Suck on this post.
It's Caturday, post some cats.
>>499905868But bro......................the jannieties
>>499905868The cat is unironically the best character at the whorehouse.
>>499905745How about YOU suck on THIS webm?
>>499906112that's because the rest of the characters in the brothel are dogshit
>>499906274>Y-y-you better take responsibility!!!
>schizo posting it’s webms and talking to itself againFucking pog do me a favor and hang yourself before you hurt any children.
>>499906648No DrugsNo AlcoholNo Cigarettes
>>499906648Slopfag is just pretending to be silfypedo. Silfypedo triggered them a couple days ago by not giving them a (You) and its been having a schizo melty ever since. I just dont really care that much cuz its kinda funny and Ive always been chaotic-neutral. Plus, its not like the gen was that great before.
So the dryad was Orin all along, huh?
>>499906648Silfypedo probably got some bad drugs from a crackhouse last night.Happens, all you can do is stop giving him (you)s
>metadramaI'm out.
>>499907376Depends how many times you've encountered Orin previously
>>499907376Dryad of the treesVisions told most lovinglyOrin all along
>>499906894>TFW>Yes Drugs>Yes Alcohol>Yes Cigarettes
>>499907947okay... but without the hearts pls....
>>499908091I cast Fart at a Level 6 Spell slot!
>>499908157
>>499907947No keep that thing covered please.
>>499908270I am nothing if not a slave to the people, I do have a little bit of Ameriy-Can black in me though Ha-HA! So I might be a little too good at that!
I told you to stop giving it yous
>>499908157I like at the finale when he says something like:>We have enough powder to level the upper cityHonestly, one of my favorite lines in the entire game. Bothe because he says it like a figure of speech(when you know thats the literal amount he planned to use and stockpiled) and because swen also leveled the entire upper city so theres a bit of a funny haha meta joke in there too. Hes a funny like guy, that wulburn
>>499908405All the mercury finally reached his tiny personalityfag brain.
>>499908978I wish... Ive been out of tuna for weeks ;___;
Ilmatari: Oh, you... You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable schizo... meets an immovable autist. You... truly are... incorruptible, aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I... won't snitch on you... because you're just too much fun. (chuckle) I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
oh my god.
4 years left
>>499909252I don’t think another election cycle will fix these broken ‘people’ anon.
>>499909193Its fun sometimes :)post THE clown tho
>>499909392Maybe a new larian game wyll?
>>499909520They don’t deserve to play it. Much less the schizo.
>>499909518Yeesh thats an ugly bitch
>>499909252But Veilguard is on the 31st
>>499909662Even pedo crackheads deserve to play larian RPGs you bigotchud
>>499909764Will he be able to afford a PC to play it on though?Drugs are only getting more expensive
Where's the Love and Harmony?I simply do not see it this afternoon.
Oak Father preserve us all.
>>499909908He will have to sacrifice a racoon or two to the oak father
>>499904607>Why dont you like Shadowheart?but I do like Shadowheart
>Setting: A serene glade in the forest. Halsin is surrounded by glowing runes and natural symbols as he performs a ritual for Sylvanus. Slopwhiner stands nearby, looking nervous but hopeful. Suddenly, something goes awry, and the ritual starts to create unexpected results.Halsin (chanting softly, then suddenly frowning):"Oak Father, guide us in this transformation. Let the spirit of the forest change Slopwhiner’s heart... oh, dear, that’s not supposed to happen."Slopwhiner (looking around in confusion as glowing swirls appear, some of which seem to resemble pigs):"Not supposed to happen? That’s just what I wanted to hear while you turn me into a pig—or worse!"Halsin (trying to maintain his composure, adjusting the ritual symbols):"I assure you, it’s just a minor... hiccup. I’ll have this sorted out before you start oinking."Slopwhiner (crossing his arms, raising an eyebrow):"If I start oinking, I'm holding you personally responsible for every bacon-related joke that follows."Halsin (smiling despite the chaos, reaching out to gently touch Slopwhiner’s arm):"Oak Father, preserve us. I promise you, no matter how this turns out, you’ll still be the only grumpy adventurer I adore."Slopwhiner (glancing at Halsin with a smirk):"You better be right. And if I do end up with a piggy snout, I’m expecting extra cuddles and no more pig puns."Halsin (chuckling softly, giving Slopwhiner a reassuring look):"No pig puns, I swear. And if I need to turn this into a more... traditional ritual, I’ll make sure to do so with you in mind."Slopwhiner (sighing dramatically but with a playful grin):"Alright, let’s hope this ritual doesn’t end with me in a pig pen. I’m counting on you, Halsin."Halsin (finishing the ritual with a relieved smile):"Trust me, you’ll be just fine. And if you do turn into a pig, I’ll make sure you’re the best-fed pig in the forest."
>>499909994Theys aint forr scrificing they're for eatin' gots good protein in em
Isn't Glyph of Warding Sleep just better than Hypnotic Pattern?>Sleep is better than hypnotized because it garantees a crit>No concentration>Can be a Fireball of any element if you want
>>499909994Stop encouraging him
>>499910224no cap?
>>499910187Didn’t read that but damn Halsin’s back….
>>499907376she woulda got away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling adventurers
>>499910618it do be like that
This is what we get for allowing him to post here without consequence.
Never forget Gortash rape
>>499910224Raccoons taste fucking disgusting. Second only to opossums.
You've been here for months. If you wanted attention, you would have already put on a name. You don't want to and you won't do it just because I can't contain myself from interacting with things that bother me. What kind of disorder is this? I'll leave you alone and suck on this screenshot.
>>499911015>>499910224Bro I can' t tell
BG3 gets updates and it keeps getting betterI love Laezel and Wyll is my
Remember when the paladin of tyr was white and an actual paladin?
>>499910821Certified faggot's take on the male boddies:Theyre gymbro-lites. Like an ottermode that did brosplits with a lot of core machines for 6 months. Halsin is his own thing as a hulk-lite. If he gained a bunch of weight he would be be super comfy to snuggle under, and if he went on a hard cut he'd be the king of masc gymbros.But also Gort:Gort is is like the gaydead twunk who owned it and went full daddy-mode. As a based homo, he is ofc a switch. He knows he'll never be the cute young thing he was, but enjoys playing the tyrant for cute young twinks. Meanwhile, when coming across a TheReal homo who see him and wants to plap his thicc hairy ass, he bounces on that pogo stick.New thread theme bcuz Im listening to it while veeting my junk about to go blow out a twink's back on a fday hookup, and also since this post is gay as hell: https://youtu.be/lngUYDhzsWMWhich guy is the cutest? IDK if youre ready for that hot of a take >.>
Was the astral prism in EA and if so what was its purpose?
Wow this swine says just as much retarded shit as the other one.
>>499911914>Was the astral prism in EAyes>and if so what was its purpose?idk
>>499912147pigs are actually quite intelligent, if you're looking for a dumb animal you can use cows.
>>499910771Who's "we"? I never agreed to his presence once he started Silfyposting. I think there are topics you shouldn't joke about, if you have any decency. These include hurting children and sexual abuse. The Silfypedo and the swine break this decency rule, and therefore should be treated as personae non gratae. That's drow for "NOT WELCOME."
>>499912347T-thanks
>>499912395But drows love both sexual abuse and diddling kids, she calls Shadowheart a child all the time and tried to fuck her during banter
Golly some of these posts sure are off-topic, fellas.I love Baldur's Gate 3 btw
>>499912689I don't, it's a 7/10 game
Does a Gith Durge make any sense?
>>499912689How is it off topic we're asking about BUILDS?Everything YOU don't personally like is off topic right?
>>499911914Everything up until the mountain pass part was in EA. The prism was there too, of course, with the only difference being that the dream guardian was "Daisy" and would have played a slightly different role.
>>499911136Who needs a name when you can just dog whistle yourself to the homies and h8rs?
>>499911136Taking up someone else identity is much more fun.
>>499913313PEe pee my urinal queen has a trip you'll have to try harder
What kind of mongoloid personalityfags as a pedophile druggie?
>>499913445I was wondering what Tav of yours is your favorite? Surely there's one that connects to you the most even after you've made (seemingly) a billion of themI've only done a few playthroughs but I definitely have a specific character I made that actually pops into my head when someone says "Tav"
>>499913506DA BEST ONE SWEETIE
>SLOPpranoswhat is it with you 'people' and your /tv/ memes?
>>499913586My first Tav, Lisa, is the one I thought the most about when I was playing. She was also a Warlock, my personal favorite class. No screenshots of the actual playthrough because I was focused on playing but I still have the save and I reloaded it for the evil endings in patch 7. In my head she was a Belmont type, a monster hunter from a long line of monster hunters, who were also empowered by a monster. That being said I usually fall in love with every Tav/Durge I make because I love this game and the plethora of choice within it really let's me stretch my wings for whatever character i might want to play. Aside from Lisa I also think of Rio Hoenheim a lot the abjuration wizard because she was just a rip off of a character from another game, Lifeline, and that was the campaign where I carried my wife and husband to the finish line in honor mode. Naturally I'm quite proud of that because I'm bad at everything except Baldur's Gate 3.
>I'm bad at everything except Baldur's Gate 3
>>499913832
As a small aside, my second completed run after Lisa was a Dark Urge run, a short angry fighter named Da Killaaa
Good afternoon /bgg/Waifus, HusbandosLove & Harmony and the whole shebang but let me ask you something:what the actual FUCK have you been doing these last few hours? Jesus christ.
>>499914204We didn’t mean to bully you into posting something so personal and revealing. Embarrassing even.
btw for anyone playing the artificer class mod the end game armors in act 3 literally cost 11k gold each and some of the weapons are like 17k on honor mode max persuasion discount. Hoping they don't totally suck ass by the time I scrounge up another 4k.
Angery Frog>>499916021What the FUCK is Gale even wearing?
The slopswine is a subhuman that for months suffered the negative influence of a BULLY general, which constantly abused it, and which WARPED its nature. When the swine distances itself from its sloppy routine, it demonstrates and understands that, while remaining faithful to its attention-seeking and time-wasting nature, it is also possible to be completely society's waste, maintaining its porcine aspect.
2 da circus
>>499916106something the basket of equipment short outfits, can't remember which one though.
I HATE THE GAUNTLET OF SHAR I HATE THE GAUNTLET OF SHAR
You queens have cute tavs
>>499916263Act 3 is probably my favorite area in a videogame in a LONG time. The Lower City especially, but the Circus has that special vibe, to the point I always leave confronting Dribbles for last before leaving the area and going to the Lower City.https://youtu.be/EnIT4h53WTEThis tune, the sound of waves near the shore, the screams of seagulls. You can almost smell the salty and swampy air.
>>499916678you can cast knock on the second door (the one that requires 3 gems) to skip most of the dungeon if you want.
Poor fat swine. Not getting much attention these days, now that it's drowned out by Pea spam. Has it come beg-begging for (You)s?
>>499916883why am I not surprised the emotional cheater would also cheat the gauntlet of shar?
>>499916791So you're upset because it's posting images of its game in a video game general thread on an imageboard.
>>499916783Act 3 is my favorite act of this game as well, it's weird to me when people say it's shit. Rivington is so charming with the circus and sharess's caress and the lower city feels like a real city with how dense it is. I remember playing act 3 the first time and being baffled by the fact that they were letting me go inside pretty much any building and that every building actually had shit inside of it.>>499916948i usually don't because i want killer's sweetheart and to interact with yurgir
>>499916791you can use ublock to remove hidden posts here's the css filter: boards.4chan.org##.thread .post-hidden.reply.post
Do you guys fucking hate this game or something?
lol neechy
>>499917501ty anon
Tall-lach...>>499917514I think about this every time I reply to a meanie ITT
We love BG3 here. Not only is it the The Lord of the Rings movies of video games (a simple enough comparison, but I can elaborate if you're a simpleton), but it's also a masterpiece that makes people feel "seen."
>>499917501I think keeping the stubs is helpful to get an idea of how much cancer the tripfag is, and how it's now encouraged by the swine. Just something to remember next time it bitches about thread quality.
what is it about being attracted to children and other men’s asses that makes someone so unfunny?
>>499917514Is this being in the game cringe or not? I cant tell.
>>499918089
>>499917796Where’s the Astarion gentle post!?
What the Frog is an "emotional cheater"?>>499917236Exactly! It's one of the first times a fantasy city seems really alive and vibrant with its citizens, and I'm sorry that the Upper City is missing because I would have liked to see more. The 3D models of the buildings, the assets: it's like a huge fantasy diorama where every piece can be explored. Not to mention unique places like Sorcerous Sundries, the Bank, the Temple of the Bitch Queen Umberlee, the Stormshore Tabernacle Vault: as you say, every place is explorable and there is something to do, whether it's a short mini heist like in the bank or a haunted mansion.For those who grew up with similar DND modules, Act 3 is a little dream come true! I understand how you can feel overstimulated and overwhelmed by all this, but after all it's very similar to the experience of a tabletop session where the party goes to every door knocking asking if there are jobs/quests/contracts to complete, IN ADDITION to the main quest.You're alright , Pea.
>>499918412Wow their child looks beautiful
>You're alright, spammer that dumps 100 screenshots a thread>but please don't post yuri fanart, that's spamming/floodingI just think that's interesting.
>>499918412Thats literally the guy from the amerimutt memes
>499918224wow, the folks at bioware are real intellectuals>>499918426thanks chief.
>>499918873kek
>>499918306https://youtu.be/nh2AeSNcc5s>"I've almost forgotten how much color there is in the world."Is definitely one of my favorite lines in the game.
Part of the reason I gave up trying to play multiplayer with people on the bg3 discord is that they all seem to think act 1 is the best shit ever and want to squeeze every fucking drop of xp from the entire wilderness area when I just really want to get to the city ASAP>>499919172I've gained a new appreciation for Neil as an actor because I recently played Detroit Become Human and went all the way to the end of the game not realizing he voices two different characters. He's got good range.
>>499919084What a UGLY man
>just realized the astral prism is a d20am i retarded or am i retardedplease tell me im not the only one who didnt see it
g-grhrhehgrerrrr is that a post about MALE sexual assault, that happened to me!
>>499919691normal'zel...>>499919752honestly my reflex is to say you're retarded but i play a lot of tabletop and look at a lot of cooky dice online so i recognized as a d20 in a split second so maybe not
>>499919908Slifypedo v slopfag which one wins?
>>499919238I could be the King of the Laff Riot!>>499919298Haven't played it, and generally I'm not the kind of guy who piggybacks (see what I did there?) other projects because of actors and VAs but the "Expedition 33" seems like a nice RPG and Devora and Jennifer are there too. Who knows, we'll see. But yeah Niel got incredible range, meanwhile>Pillars of Eternity features a Matt Mercer NPC talking to , guess what, another Matt Mercer voiced NPC>>499919752Anon...
>>499920389Slopfag probably has a stronger right hook imo.
Just realized the icon for the Grease spell is a fat pig, because pigs are fat and greasy. Holy shit, the attention to detail in this game is next level.
>>499919908>miss Silfypedo can you use the provided doll to point out to the jury where your uncle plagiarized you?
>>499919928>>499920407>two namefags affirming my retardationit's overi don't play any tabletop so at least theres that. you're probably still right though anyway.
>>499920635Please Just call me Daddy Miss Silfypedo was my mother.
>>499920701Minthy if Mintharafag was straight
I have a question. I got this dialogue with Astarion right before sleeping and getting the Scleritas scene. This particular conversation is Astarion talking about wanting to control the Absolute.Unfortunately I had to reload and skip this rest till I recruited Minthara because she was bugged otherwise. Now after I recruited her and did the rest Astarion no longer wanted to talk about controlling the Absolute.Is this yet another bug or is it safe to just go with the game? I'm having WAY too many bugs in Act 2 and getting paranoid.
>>499920825Have some self-respect. You're replying to two of the dumbest regulars this general has seen.
>>499921039it's shart's face slapped on minthara
>>499921328That’s his worst nightmare
let this be the last thread
>>499921170I don't know if it can be considered a bug, I mean there are some interactions at the camp that can be missed and skipped, some don't have the exclamation mark since they don't really concern the characters' personal quests, but are more of a reaction to events that happened recently.I don't want to advise you to reload an old save, it should be ok to move on.>>499921328Yeah, that's the joke! In the beginning he was Shadowheartfag, after all.
>>499921170THIS GAME IS FULLLLLLLLLLLA BUGS Sym fucking GOTY shits still broken months later auhhhhghshs I wanna play the game again with my sexy dragonborn but it’s such a slog because the game is so fcuking BROKEN.
>>499922019Hey I managed to recruit Kagha
>>499894341ok shadowheart
Not a shitposting attention whore, by the way.
>>499921649If this is the last thread, then let it be known that i love Shadowheart.
>>499921170If by safe you mean completeable then yes but honestly this game bugs out a lot so i've tried to learn to just live with it. My very first playthrough the iron throne was totally fucked by a bug and i was unable to save anybody but nothing else stung as bad as that.
>>499922427you are so valid
>>499921880This one had the exclamation mark but as soon as I recruited Minthara the exclamation mark was gone. It didn't update the journal or anything. It was just him saying it would be fun to control the absolute. Unfortunately I can only get this dialogue when I go to night and when I do that I need to sleep and the goblin appears which bugs Mithara's Dark Urge dialogue. The exclamation mark disappears when I recruit Minthara. I'm really tired of Act 2 bugs. Maybe it's not a bug and this conversation disappears once you enter Moonrise Towers but why would it? Doesn't make sense. Eh. I've been having so many bugs in Act 2 it's unreal. From portrait bugs to NPC bugs to companion bugs. Fucking hell, 1 year after release.
>>499918710you can filter the tripfag
>>499922427she loves you!and a bunch of others, but, well, thats just how she is
>>499922767I need to know your specs so i never come close to them.
>>499922665Everyone knows that. The point is that the swine is a hypocritical shitposter that condones spamming/flooding whenever it's convenient.
can we all agree that despite act 3 being objectively badly written pozzed rushed buggy garbage, the circus and the house of hope are the best areas in the game?
>>499922161>>499922474Act 1 was perfectly fine but Act 2 is a fucking mess. Once I reloaded and recruited Minthara again I noticed that my Zrell was bugged as well in the old save. She just stood there and I couldnt interact with her.
>>499921649No
>>499923043Source?
>>499922654Uhm, sorry just to understand better:Astarion talks to Durge about conquering the absolute and controlling it, before he even went to Moonrise and therefore discovered the Chosen Three's plan etc? Uhm it seems like a bug!Usually in Act 2 the dialogues with Durge are about his "urges" and if I remember correctly Astarion uses words of encouragement.What Patch are you using? It reminds me a lot of that bug where Minthara starts yapping about the Emperor even before the big reveal.
>>499922861most of the hardware in my PC isn't even on the market anymore.>>499923002act 1 did have several years of early access and bug fixing. even though this is my favorite game these bugs are pretty indefensible and i get genuinely embarrassed if they happen when i'm playing the game with someone new.
>>499923086Where else am I gonna post
>bg3 is my favorite gamethis post gave me the ick
>>499923198Now this is just embarassing...
>>499923002Works fine on my machine. I think you're just lying for attention.
>>499923456>>499923198I saw that
i hate that people say this game is the lord of the rings of video games because i bg3 is way better than lord of the rings
>>499923636>Love & Harmony STOPS
>>499923167You know... I dont hate it...
>>499921649i could always go shit up the chess threads and grand strat ones but where else would I post all day! i luv you anon and I know you lovvvve me back
>>499923745
Why are the swine and the spammer teaming up to destroy /bgg/? No one wants to see your obnoxious slop spammed on cooldown.
>>499923148>Astarion talks to Durge about conquering the absolute and controlling it, before he even went to Moonrise and therefore discovered the Chosen Three's plan etc?Yes. Exactly, he said we should control the cult and that it would be much better to destroy it and it happened during the night Scleritas visits. I reloaded because the Scleritas visit before recruiting Minthara bugged out her Dark Urge dialogue. When I recruited her before Scleritas her dialogue was "usable". Still bugged but I was able to see it and use it to get some approval points. Astarions exclamation mark was however gone even though it was the same night as before. It seems like once I either recruited Minthy or entered Moonrise Towers and met Kethric etc. his dialogue disappeared.>>499923239One of the worst offenders in Act 1 I had was my gold disappeared from my main character during the purge of the Creche. I checked multiple times what happened and still don't know. One save had the gold, the other didn't. I was collecting loot and taking some corpses with me so maybe the gold go transferred to a looted corpse or something. I just reloaded and redid the purge.>>499923456I don't remember responding to myself.I'll just continue and hope for the best. Thanks to all for help.
>>499923974if /bgg/ can't survive this it didn't deserve to live in the first place.
>>499924119that's a man
>>499923745G*rtash type look
>>499923167A dash of Gort makes anyone more young and handsome
>>499924119>You deserve to sufferwhere HAVE i heard that before, now I know after like the sixth sud i get a lilllllll schczio but it sounds SO FAMILIAR.
>>499924398?
>>499924398They are two separate worthless spammers, one just has the decency to put on a trip so you can filter it.
Whiney don’t reply to the schizos
I love how much any appearance mod makes slopwhiner have a complete meltdown
>>499924762I think it’s because he didn’t use any mods to make his ugly band of toons
>>499924762That mini meltdown he had in response to that cute durge last thread was funny
>>499924975But modslop is where the slop part of his name came from...
>>499924398mhm I wonder what's anons trigger word
You know that the term "slopwhiner" internalizes that what is whined about is indeed slop, right? Follow-up question: Why do you like slop so much? Are you a sloppy little piggy too?
Why don't you fellas feel like discussing the game anymore? I even posted an animal from the game to spark discussion. Hello? Anyone left here?
>>499925189Do not ruin my Astarion with that filth…
Can someone give me a quick rundown on whats happening itt?
>>499925525
>>499924048Sounds like a bug buggin another's bug then, because Astarion shouldn't know about that already.Act 2 Durge run and Minthara had some bugs back in the days,but it's been a whole year since my last Durge run so I don't really remember the dialogues. Ah, this was before I used the Magic Mirror mod. Good ol days.
>>499925189What a vibe. Its like refined concentrated predator all jammed into one person. Born to be on a wanted poster. Incredible.
>>499925639I'm just hanging out
>>499925639attentionfag angry no one was giving it enough attentionanons responding by mostly ignoring it while a few retards continue to... give it attention for some reason? genius minds at play here
>>499924975My Tavs are my art, but this is the artist.I love each of my Tavs with the same love the church says God reserves for you. Each one of my Tavs is a sentient being with a >2k character backstory. Please, feel free to love them as I have grown to.It’s more difficult than going on stage and acting.
>>499925639Slop being spammed and the slopswine pretending it's not here to shit up threads.
>>499925660Fixed. I can finally confidentially say "would" to an Astarion picture.
>>499925660is that lil huddy?
>>499925639slopwhiner schizo having a meltie at sillyposting
Astarion cuddles and Astarion kisses
>>499926305i can lift 400 lbs of woman but I wouldn’t want to, fat men are less crazy.
thoughts?
We stand for beauty. *notices default High Elf female with a crew cut* UwU so cute! We love- *notices anon’s cutie* >:^O WHAT- *speaking to the screen* This is extraordinarily inappropriate you little hussy. We don’t do that here. *begins furiously typing a passive-aggressive vaguepost* Unbelievable. Disgusting. Repulsive. *stifling a tear* You’re ugly.
>>499926407never played it idk
>>499926440that was good, i lol'd
Thread theme>https://youtu.be/_J8roUU1MMc?si=RBbWz1hpWmX34jgc
>>499926501Halsin if goth instead of tree hugger
>>499926427What is it about beauty that scares you so much?
>>499926427I hate that guy. He posts the same image every time and always gives himself a (You)
>>499926407Baldur's Gate 3 is one of the deepest, most philosophical games ever written. It starts by asking you to consider the value of a single mortal life, seemingly for no particular reason, then ensures you remember your answer 100 hours later. A timeless masterpiece that will be studied for decades to come. Truly the Lord of the Rings (movies) of video games... for now.
>>499926946yeah im gonna need his babies in me stat
What is it about schizos, default High Elf female face, and masculine haircuts?
>>499927078AGP
>>499926501they shouldn't have made him such a butterface if they were gonna make him a gary stu
>>499926887Shit the fuck up oh my god shut the FUCK up
>>499926946Requesting Ketherictash
>>499926887I'll drink to that.
>>499927176He's J's self insert and your boy is a greasy fat fuck
The only life that matters is mine. See this points to Astarion’s gentle nature.
objectively cute tourist OC VShomely schizo self-insert Who wins?
>>499927551>objectively
>>499927458I'm a fan of Astarion as the next guy, but from your stories you seem to have played another game.Either you accept Astarion for the character that was written, or we actually end up in the headcanon.
>>499927664Shadowheartfags and the only Mintharafag
>>499927226
>>499927847Oh yeah that's the stuff
Talk about Karlach.
>>499927845...and me, in the middle.
>>499927847Bro should not have shaved
>>499927963
>>499927653*cute(subjectively speaking) tourist OCVShomely schizo self-insert
>>499927963I'd prefer not to
>>499928117That is not a sentence, tripfag.
>>499928030Transgender cuck
>>499928030>inside you there are two wolves>one is a deviant, the other is a debutante
>>499928297Transphobia won't be tolerated within these halls. Many members of the larian team are LGBTQIA+ and our party if full of pan icons.
>>499927847Didn't realize Ketheric had them DSLs on him
>>499928469Wow Mintharafag dropped one of his own…. This says something about society….
>>499928386what does he have that I don't bros?
>>499927551>tourist gets the ick and leaves>meanwhile the schizos are schizowalking through the astral plane tourist - 0schizo - ?
>>499928662Goodberries, huge muscles, and wild shape
>>499927963Karlach is a character who for a decade suffered the negative influence of a bully mistress, who constantly abused her, and who perverted her nature. When Karlach distances herself from Zariel's clutches, she demonstrates and understands that, while remaining faithful to her fun and optimistic nature, it is also possible to make the ultimate sacrifice, maintaining her human aspect of her.
>>499927228
Eh-AH! *blinks and shakes head* Or not. Your mind is much more complex than that of the fungi.
>>499928662You don't have access to Shart's dialogue files like Halsin I mean John does
I picked the wrong day to be arachnophobic
>>499928849You can't post right after me; we're supposed to be one and the same, remember?
>>499929130The fuck are you EVEN talking about schizo?>>499929098You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, fake non-canon to have to us who think and reason? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh.
holy kek
>>499926407You see this in much of the media now, the way to capture the player/audience's attention is to see yourself represented through a character and their experiences. BG3, through its cast, presents a great variety of archetypes: the straight but bi-curious, the one who is pansexual and panromantic, the mature and handsome lesbian, and so on. Many people have relived these situations over the course of the game: a big part of the success of BG3 is that, to use a fashionable term that I hate, people felt "seen" thanks to these characters.
>>499926407good bc it has him in it
>>499929643Pookie’s boopsie!
>when you post some incredible off-the-wall-bullshit, even the Phase Spider matron stops to discuss it with the drow bad bitchWow!
>>499929781slapping that grandpa ass so hard everyone in forgotten realms can hear
>>499929335 - 5twice
>>499929237Can you Wyll and Astarion
>>499930156forbidden
>>499929781poopker’s booker <3 poopie was made for boopie!!! sex with poopie!!!
>>499929860hold it fatstarionssi we don’t want you breaking ‘his’ (he’d made a cute cuntboy) ass bones.
>>499930156
>>499930595AIEEEE
BG3/DOS2's composer also made Crysis2's OST, next game's ost will probably have the same SF vibes. thoughts? Need it or sneed it?>https://youtu.be/VXcpN3Tr9qY?si=a2aRJNV5MILRYaTJ
throwing a lit torch next to a gas vent has been the most fun I've had in this game during my 1300 hrs
>>499930713This chick looks familiar. Was she from a cancelled game or something?
Popper is my best friend
I think we should put a ban on talking about the character that starts with S
>>499930595Provoke the Fang and suffer it's bite
>>499931272Let's talk about Jenevelle Hallowleaf, the reluctant Selunite Cleric.
>>499931272ban sharties wholesale because they are consistently the biggest thread ruiners>average 20-30 post meltdown any time an in game event is mentioned>they even started splitting threads just because whatever was in the OP hurt their feelings
Now one post of mine is enough to generate a chain of 0 replies. Just talk to each other. It almost doesn't even matter what you say anymore. All that matters is that you suck. I'm not desperate for attention, though.
what is our favorite halsin line?
>>499931272You mean Jennie Right?Not pwecious Slifers?
>>499931272S*revok....
*smooch*
>>499931426are you still mad no one wants to use your threads?
>>499931272Sazzabros...
>someone mentioned his threads being shitty>time to spam S x HS I G H
>>499931681Is the swine a worthless pig fuck?
>>499931426b-b-b-b-but my wittle pwincess has done nothing wrong!! she’s just a misguided little girl!! her mindrape takes away all her emotional maturity!!! she is unable to consent!! I’m not taking advantage of someone who is vulnerable!!! MY WITTLE PWINCESS
>>499931523Interesting archive find. Made me go hmm.
>>499931523This says a lot about our society
>>499931987It’d cute how much he couldn’t contain himself from talking about her during the devilesse run. He was getting antsy while he couldn’t waifupost kek
The truth, once and for all:Silfypedo = ugly Tav fag = the one who goes to the archives = whiner = namefag.I know this is OBVIOUS to most people but keeping quiet about the INFAMY is something I REFUSE to do.
It’s talking about itself AGAIN bros
>>499931932Somebody’s bitter
>>499932287No, I'm Spartacus
something is bugged about smite, there is no way it's intended to do this much damage
>>499932462>100 seconds apartYou're not even hiding it anymore.
I wonder why no other anon wanted to make a fanart of another beautiful character, there are so many heckin cute and valid ones in these generals.
>>499932459thank you for the (you) it gets me off
Jenevelle Santos
>>499932462No, I’M Spartacus.
Learn to ignore and filter people you don't like, and stop acting all mighty and superior, and eventually people will stop even thinking about "who's behind this post?!"
YOURSAVINGMYIMAHESYOURSAVINGMYIMAGESYOU’RESAVINGMYIMAGES
>>499932767It's still funny as fuck how that Astarion thing got under your skin.
>>499932546Somebody should draw that qt tiefling actually. I can do it myself but won’t be able for another 6-7 hours, if that
Astarion won
>>499933248He won my heart…
>>499932767Im da pa of dat der yungin, boss
I don’t know why people freak out about reposting images, once you put it on the internet it’s there forever! Anyone can save it, it’s not yours anymore.Unless you’re one of the vile personalityfags, then I’d understand being upset about other people reposting your images.I just feel no sympathy.
what did bg3 teach us?
Actually the elf with the bow in her hair is cute too. I’m not sure yet. I’ll be back later
>>499933027>qt tieflingliterally where
Everyone’s tavs are ugly
>>499933325POV: You are a lost lil devil with lukemia who’s been separated from her family
>>499933561AbsolutelyExcept mine, of course.
>>499933329I don’t know why the slopswine freaks out about reposting wordslop, once you put it on the internet, it's there forever! Anyone can save it, it's not yours anymore. I just feel no sympathy.
>>499933480(psst, anon, you got any Jezz? Im on my phone rn[smokin dudeweed]and I dont, but reply to this anon with Jezz for me pls and ty)
>>499933480This. I need to make my Inktober quota
>>499932546Unironically I've been keeping an eye out for tavs to draw but none have caught my eye. One day someone will post something worthy. One day.
concentration is so anti funmartials dominate this game and the only valid school of magic is evocation because of thisabsolute garbage, i hate 5e so much it's unreal
>>499933693I think everyone’s guilty of posting sloppy words desuHaving retarded backstories, etc.
>>499933998swen called 5e gay and limiting
>>499934015No one wants to see your male Tav or hear about his nonsensical backstory. Do you understand?
I love Abby, my huge amazonian girlfriend.
>>499934243I like roleplaying. Its fun, ya know. Like whenever my character is faced with a decision, their choice is obvious. I know what they like and what they dislike, how their past has shaped them into the person they currently are. The things they value and how theyd respond when different values begin to conflict inside them. I never regret any decision one of my characters makes, because in their eyes, that was the only choice to make.I remeber after the Hag fight, fucking Ilmatari got the surrender cutscene. Unfortunately that meant not getting the scalp. She couldnt risk mayrina in an attempt to barter with the hag, much less accept the deal as-was. So, no-deal. Lost one few asi sources in the game and dont regret it one bit. If I had played that out any lther way it would have compromised Ilmatari's character, reducing her to just another game piece on the board.
>>499934326>I like roleplaying. But do you even understand what it means? Roleplaying is not something as demanding as going on stage and playing an actor, it should be more natural, even if in such a large game, FOMO is around the corner.
>>499934326>>499934015
>>499934449Jesus christ what an ugly homely bitch.
>>499934449You must be the one they call Ilmatari. And you are beautiful...
>>499934192then why did he use it
>>499934449where are that child’s parents
>>499934962egad
>>499935012Silfy’s parents are buried in Santo Domingo
Things I genuinely love about Act 3 that make me feel like a kid on Christmas morning every time:Going into Sorcerous Sundries, looking through the catalogs and talking to the NPCs; sneaking into the Librarian's office and entering the Vault: oh, the music is so whimsical and magically mysterious.Ramazith Tower and exploring the lower parts after killing Lorroakan; being happily amazed at seeing the Magic Hands healing and watering the flowers.The bad bitches choir at Umberlee's temple, hearing them harmonize "The Power" while the sun shines on the sea like thousands of little iridescent mirrors.Robbing the blind bank and every single safety deposit box with Gaseous Form, Jump spell and all those super high skill checks.Glitterbeard's face when The Counting House runs out of liquidity.Meeting Mayrina again in Act 3 and seeing that she is the leader of an anti-Hag group, and understanding the depth of the consequences of my good deeds.Going to Elfsong after completing House of Hope and playing on the roof with Alfira: many NPCs from the ground floor come up to the roof, throw gold coins and celebrate: a last moment of peace before the final battle.Visiting the park, sitting near the Book Lovers Club. Seeing the hidden assassins with Volo's eye, ruining the Cultists' plan.Kill Dolor at the wine festival, thus preventing him from threatening Carm's brother: talk to Figaro without him knowing anything, with a smirk on my face...obviously there's a lot of other stuff, because Act 3 is perfect.
I hate living in a society where the discourse around the act is more important than the act itself. Act 3 gave me hundreds of hours of fun, joy, sadness, everything I could ask from an act and more. It will always have a special place in my heart, like many other third acts I've played. Act 3 is lightning in a bottle, they've been working on it for many years, and it's the work of love of many people. It's The Lord of the Rings movies of acts... for now.
Do you let your daughter-wife have all the pets she wants?
He saw roleplaying as an aspect that helped him decide his builds, his way of creating the characters, and through combat he began to better understand not so much how the game works, but the mentality of his characters. Roleplaying is not something as demanding as going on stage and playing an actor, it should be more natural, even if in such a large game, FOMO is around the corner.
>>499935507>>499935538...Okay, this is getting confusing. I don't know who's who anymore.
>>499935423>NGE reference Bravo Swen
>>499935653Okay.. okokok. So... the man steals an apple. Then he gives it to the needy. A woman who works for nine fingers(were they even around in Balduran's time? lmao) approaches the ginger thief about shaddy business. The ginger then steals a whole bunch of Djinns. The nine fingers lady snitches on him and he is chased through the streets. The ginger theif is then put on trial for the apple theft, with no djinn thingymabog in sight. It can be concluded that he did indeed commit both crimes, but the djinn theft was a setup by nine fingers who got their djinns while paying the judge to gloss over that fact and scentance him to the gallows for apple theft. The apple being on the floor in the final pic representative of just how low on the pole that apple really is. Meanwhile the nine fingers gets their djinns and doesnt have to pay the ginger being sentenced to the gallows.I mean... what... what am I supposed to destroy here? Erasing any of the truth prevents le tru justice from ever being sought after.Pls send help! IDK wtf is going on with this wishy washy, subjective ass quest about justice.
I wish Karlach was a half-orc
Is this chemotherapy?
>>499935997Her ass is gonna get stabbed 1000 times
>>499936089With my cock
>schizo fails empathy testwow i'm really shocked
>>499935657BG3 is, in essence, The Lord of the Rings (movies), the Neon Genesis Evangelion (original series and The End of Evangelion), the Berserk (original series), and the Crime and Punishment of video games. Bravo, Swen.
Bhaal end us all Amen
I can play this general as a fiddleWhat tune do you want to hear now?
>>499936267No swords
rad'zel
>>499936509
>>499936509Devil went down to Faerun
>>499936509say something good about shadowheart
>>499936350>B-BERSERK
>>499936826I don't mean that in the sense that it's a transversal success product for the industry, nor the low (high) fantasy genre similarity.I mean that in both cases, almost all of the people involved gave their all, trying to bring the best they were able to do to their respective roles.It's apparent as a result and also from the material we've seen released with the game.It's a simple enough comparison, but perhaps you're too stupid to understand it.
This one feels like it’s been a long time coming.
>>499936692she's a good hotwife
The local NAMBLA meet up went well today!
>>499937657are you okay, honest question
So you're upset because I'm posting images of a game in a video game general thread on an imageboard.
Why is it more schizo than before
I don't know what's more worrying, that the Silfyschizo would copypaste his own posts, or that someone was invested enough to collect a bunch of them in preparation for this schizo act.
>>499937942Its the Schizo Showdown Finals. Get your tournament bracket and some popcorn.
>>499937942Don’t think too hard about the moodswings of drug abusers. Thats why Singapore executes them.
making mizora laugh with the children's spell never stops being funny especially when i find her at the end of act 2
>>499937942Can we go back to accusing each other of being the namefag?
heh… pookie
I think? He deserves to suffer?
>>499936692Shadowheart is a loyal friend, a caring lover and a determined fighter. Indispensable in Act 2, through her story I discovered and appreciated aspects of the Lore that you usually never delved into (who cares about the Lady of Loss, what is this a cheap Tim Buckley reference circa 2011? lmao). She's the first character whose haircut I wanted to change, it all started with her.I don't get all the hate from this general, it sound like some of you had a deeply different experience from mine (in a roleplaying game? Incredible, I know!)Even visiting Sharess Caress with Halsin thanks to the Party Limit Remover mod, the orgy trigger doesn't activate, at least in my experience: it could be some kind of bug, when you go around with all the characters the dialogue triggers don't always work correctly.So most, -or I should say 99% of the discussions when I'm not here- of the things that other anons say about the game, or about Shart, I have never experienced: they don't correspond to my roleplaying experience because I have never played that role (the druid's cuck).
Remember, it is NOT a disingenuous shitposter.
>>499938558thank you for sharing, and never forget that the only canon that matters is yours
>>499938558Let me know when you arrive at a coherent point. I was talking about beauty, and the slop that uglifies it. I have no interest in having an opinion on every single mod that exists, let alone mods that I'm largely ignorant about. Speaking of which, it's interesting how no one seems to speak against the swine's slop. It signals tacit approval in your logic.
>>499936672>Devil went down to FaerunUmm....He was lookin for a soul to claimHe was comin down 'cause mortals took a crownAnd imprisoned and elder brainWhen he came across a young BhaalspawnPlayin' with some bodies and bustin his nutSo the devil took a rest at ol sharesses caressAnd said boy let me tell you wut!(thats as far as I got but I got bored so Im gonna go play the game)
>>499938256No way this is funnier
A certified faggot’s opinion kek.
>>499939148it is, but you can still suck on the screenshot
>>499939059This is top tier. Volo would be proud.
>>499939397what's the name of this dance again?
Ah so this is the cyclical nature of 4chan I’ve heard so much about.
>>499939654Mintharafag was right again.
>>499939638The "Go-Down-on-Your-Hoe Hoedown"
Teleporting monkeys that chain me
>>499939752Goddamnit I hate it when that happens.
>>499925667I'm doing my first run. I got the game on release but, well, things happened and I couldn't play. I wish I played it sooner because it's real fun though sometimes I feel like the game is a bit of a slog with all those checks and things to check/search. I'm also paranoid about getting some game breaking bugs. Thankfully I managed to unbug Minthara. For now at least.
>>499938104I have two tickets to whichever East Asian nation he wants to go to the most. One for him and his wife. He just has to go with his current stash shoved up his ass.
>>499900252Freehttps://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/9907https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/377https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/125
>>499940574There you are. Finally, a sane person in this sea of insanity.
>>499940069Ah fuck me.
I didn’t write namefag down on my brackets. Who do you all have him matched with?
>>499940707He won’t fuck you
1 innocent touristVS45 years of pure autism concentrate Who wins?
>>499940819I'm quickly losing interest in this schizo showdown if it turns out the Silfyschizo (possibly a misnomer) isn't behind the schizoposting after all.
>>499941220Oh my fucking god faggot quit talking about yourself.
>>499941220What? Are you fucking retarded? That is a CLASSIC example of subverting expectations. Im sorry if you cant jive with the /bgg/ canon, but its actually good writing unlike BG3. Stick around long enough and you'll get Shyamalan'd and suddenly realize (You) were the schizo all along.
>>499941595...
Talk about fornicating with mind flayers
i godda gun up in my waisti wont dhoot up the place
>>499942067*grabs your "gun"**winks*
>>499891387That's a man.
Nobody wants to see your dragonfreak Nobody wants to see your male TavEverybody wants to see your female Tav(Automatic entry reserved for default High Elf female face only. Anything else will be inspected and entry status will be determined on a case-by-case basis. Those who fail to meet my specific tastes will be insulted repeatedly, bullied, and gossiped about. Thank you.) Nobody wants to see your wordslopNobody wants to see your drug-induced paragraph Nobody wants to talk about Shadowheart(she cheated on me)Everybody wants to talk about the game(but not about Shadowheart.)
>>499942668imagine living your whole life like this
>>499942656*RAPES YOU*
>>499942883As a man? Sounds terrible
>>499942865Make this the new OP text
>bulliedStarting to sound like the swine. Not a good sign. This previously implausible accusation (>>499907370) is starting to sound more plausible by the minute.
>>499943205Oh my god do you have holes in your brain from all the crack you’ve smoked?
>Shatter? I hardly know her!Im unironically roflmao'ing and cant tell if this is the bad joke or not.
And most importantly,Everybody wants Astarion
>>499938918> the only canon that matters is yoursWell, unironically yes. It's a roleplaying game, so it should be like this for everyone: in fact everyone has the right to defend their autism tooth and nail. People complain that normies are invading our places of passion but if they had remained true to themselves and if they had made an armor out of their autism, we would now be undisturbed in our mental fortresses, enjoying our imaginary friends.Some of us should spend more time nurturing our inner child instead of keeping it kidnapped in a cage in the basement.Don't be like Minthara, teaching kids necromancy rituals.
>>499943384TRVE
>>499943481oh I wasn’t trying to be mean, I meant it
>>499907370>I just dont really care that much cuz its kinda funny and Ive always been chaotic-neutral.S t o p t a l k i n g a b o u t y o u r s e l f
I cast 'Detect Thoughts' on this one>>499943205>pic related>>499943761I know anon, no problem! I can tell when someone is sincere: that's the power of L&H. I just wanted to say my piece for once. I think you're 100% right.
>>499933982Refugees look like THAT??
>>499943324Post cooldowns don't align with those of the Silfypedo (real).Obsessed about the namefag (who is also me) and its own wordslop pastas ridiculing it. Went to the archives (ironic) to accuse others of samefagging above. The evidence is mounting. Either an observant longtime lurker or the swine itself. It's just suspicious.
I wish a janny would IP range ban you.Faggy narcissist.
>>499944124<3
No one can break my love for Astarion
>but don't you have to be funny to be a comedian?
Why do so many people dislike him? He's a total bro.
*scowling* This guy. This FUCKing guy. *slowly exhales* I’m *tap tap* going *tap tap tap* to show him. *tap tap* Fucker. *tap* Idiot. *tap tap* Fucking *tap* idiot. *tap tap* God. *click click* And now I… *looks to the side, scowling, looking at nothing in particular* Send. *smirks*
>>499944294its not the first time youre trying thisit wont be the last oneI hope you'll find your peace eventually
>>499944752They are jealous of him
>>499944765these have been really funny all things considered
>>499944294This has always been a Silfy general right?
>>499933982*opens my borders*
Yaawn...another Halsinpostingbait?BOO--RING~!Let's talk about hidden, class specific dialogues hidden in the game.How many of you fellas got this one, for example? Actually now that I think about it, I never heard about someone else playing as monk.And I'm not even and Avatarfag (see what I did there? lol).
It went to search the archives again. This time, it's a post from June. Interesting.
>>499944752Bandwagoning mostly
>>499945258I get white girl wasted every fucking night and smoke 2 packs a day. S my pp. This is the real niggas general. Some nigga acting crazy in the parking lot and I pull out the tre duce and start lettin loose, ya feel me?
>>499945143Surprise! The slopswine is no stranger to doublethink. Its signature shitpost includes "Love & Harmony," but what it really stands for is "Slop & Hypocrisy." See the slopswine for what it subverts, without the slightest shame. Instead of beauty, you will have slop. Instead of truth, you will have slander. It seeks to sow strife by accusing you of being a samefag. Since the slopswine sees no shame in shaming sexual assault survivors, it should be stigmatized and shunned. Self-evident as that may be, a silent spectator I shall be no more. Surely, this soliloquy is but a mere show of schizophrenia, courtesy of the Silfyschizo. Suck on this subterranean elf screenshot.
>>499945434I feel ya
>>499945434>real nigga hoursSay no more B, we're in this bitch like a motherfucker.
>>499944373>>499945258Can a schizo decode this?
>>499945434Imagine bitching for months about attentionwhores while being the most obnoxious one
>>499945538*gasps!!!!* THATS PEA!!!!!!!!
*in a Borat impression voice*My wife!
>>499945904You nasty freak.
>>499945729Your BULLYING doesn't work with me, loser.I will post IMAGES on an IMAGEBOARD and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>499945629I *think* he’s seething at the tiefling girl
>>499946194I just dont like you because I think youre cute but have arrested development so dont know how to express thst without kicking sand at you or pull your hair.
>>499946028https://vocaroo.com/1anRNbw9DlAk
therapy is this way
>>499945715Do me a favor and CTRL+F "2880x1800."
>>499946527How about you start using a trip so we can ctrl F and count all of your posts too :)
>>499945729IDK, but I been calling them "hon" and shit with random chaser type shit hoping for it. Been going for the spiral effect, ya know? Like m, being down all the time is whatever, but throwing is some compliments to make the tongue-in-cheek "hon"s more potent ya know?
>do me a favor and please find a parameter that I myself could have used months ago if I were not intellectually dishonest and maybe a little touched in the brainweird, weird people browsing these generals
Why do you care about your reputation pedophile? It’s not like these aren’t your own words.
>>499947105Wdym? Im having a blast rn. I... uh... I thought we were having fun ';.-)wanna fuk?
>"So, Gale's edging his balls with Mystra"Had to do a double take, thought I was hallucinating for a second
>>499916678Did they fix that glitch where the rats don't spawn?
Is it normal for a general to not open back up when there's less than week till the game releases? I want to insult peoples Xooks
>>499947827Don’t ask this general about normal.
>>499947827Make it and they will come
>>499947903Touche>>499947919I don't feel I'm remotely qualified but I'm getting tempted to anyway
>>499947827no one is playing Dragon age 4 we're playing deadlock until the space larian rpg is out
I was about to make another harmless post like "name our band" but then Orin's thighs distracted me.Hot zamn.
Why won't anyone reply directly to Pea or the slopswine? Their screenshots are so striking; their thoughts are so interesting; their hypocrisy is non-existent. We need to do better, as a general.
here it fucking goes again
>>499944752>the shadow curse? not my problem, got a grove to lead>the grove? not my problem, got to get captured by some goblins>thanks for saving me.>the tadpoles? did you really think it would be that easy to cure them, retard? go to moonrise towers or something. Anyway, not my problem>the grove still ain't my problem, I'm going to hunt boipucci in the shadowlands>by the way, are your orifices available?I don't know either
>>499948031Just post a pic of Awakening and title it "re-Awakening Edition," type up a short blurb about a thread about dragon age, a link to the newest trailer, and youll be good. People can come post about what they wanna talk about with the new game, and stuff about the old games theyre playing to get ready/psyche themselves up for it.
>>499926305I'm a bit stuck debating on whether to stake him or give him to the hunter...
there's no way halsin believes in the age of consent
I don't know what kind of accent this voice actress has but the way she pronounces 'pristine' is amazing.https://youtu.be/MY520gFhY0g?t=57
>>499948916Daddy Halsin is the freeest of lovers
I will post in a dag thread. I just left the Bioware official discord because the posters in there suck
I know of someone else who doesn’t believe in the age of consent
>>499948673>pic of Awakening and title it "re-Awakening Edition,"You're a natural
>>499949302SilfyP is based though, halsin is cringe.
god damnit it’s doing it again
>>499944752I showed him common courtesy and he assumed I wanted to have sex with him. It got really awkward really fast and when I straightened out the misunderstanding, he stopped talking to me altogether.
>>499948673I don't think you should create a general with the sole intent of shitting on the game it's about. I have no love for DA4, just so you know. It's just a matter of principle. It's what separates us from animals like the swine.
>>499949934Men, amirite?
>>499950014To be fair that particular thread was doomed from the first screenshot that was revealed of the game
it's crazy how Wyll's design goes from "pretty cool" to "what the fuck is all of this shit." Yeah, dude, give him huge fucking horns that are way too big for his head. Yeah, give him a red and black eye now, too. Fuck it.
>swinephobia out of NOWHERE
>>499950449He disobeyed a command from a cambion who takes her orders from one of the rulers of hell. You wanted him to just get a sweet mohawk or something?
ITS UP!!!>>499950704>>499950704>>499950704
>>499950795it will never ever hit bump limit
>>499950790No, but what Larian went with looks like an overdesigned OC you'd find on DeviantArt or something.
>>499951079This>>499950790Ugly can still be designed well. Its a bad design.
>>499950790It's their job to come up with something good, devil wyll looks like overdesigned garbage straight out of tumblr
>>499951228Ugly is usually ugly
>>499951265There's no excuse for ever letting Wyll become demonic. Karlach deserves to die and the robe you get for doing the deed is pretty sweet looking.
>>499951734I could never do that to my golden retriever brain wife
>>499951734Dogshit take coming from a monkey, if you didn't care about shitty companions you wouldn't want to keep the zesty nigger around in the first place we're pretty much done here.
>no no wordbe careful anon, the namefag could be anywhere.
There's nothing wrong with "overdesigned." Consider a drow with her hair in buns, a nest in her hair (she's a druid), heterochromia, draconic scales, freckles and lipstick. It's not meant to be attention-grabbing, just the expression of the self.
*dances*
>>499950354Real
Give me back my EAslop
>>499952326this but unironically, larian should have given gale bandages and shart her tattoos instead of making them way more friendly to appeal to redditors
>>499952326Goodness gracious did Mizora really
>>499952184>a nest in her hairNow that's kino
it insists upon itself
>>499952486EA wyll and mizora used to hook up
>>499952701larian took the threesome away from us
>>499952184wait...do you think the Dryad has a nest in her hair?lol
redditors are the cause for everything bad with BG3.
>>499952326Even in this early official art, Astarion's more "gentle" nature could clearly be seen. What could have been.
>>499953393this but the arseholes that wrote bg3
>>499953698niggastarion!!!
>>499954246redditors enabled the BG3 writers. In fact the writers of BG3 are redditors.
>>499952184What is your thing with lipstick?
>>499954474we never stood a chance
RS just hit 12K downloads, reminder that the only way J can redeem himself as an artist is to disembowel himself in front of his parents in Act 3 with the gnome washing his pits.
Is he trying to rape me again? Aren't we in the Shadow Cursed Lands of Act 2? Where is this place?Is it another bug?
>>499954546NOOOOOOO PEOPLE CAN ONLY PLAY THE GAME THE WAY I LIKE IT
>>499954958Have you ever considered not being a thread cancer?Can’t believe you’re going to do this trash in /dag/
>>499952326Astarion’s original top was better
Replayed Act 2 and I'm not totally clear on what Ketheric needed from you/Balthazar. According to Aylin, both he and Balthazar lured her into the Shadowfell so they could capture her there and Ketheric could siphon her immortality for himself. But then when you arrive at Moonrise, you're told to go find Balthazar because he's on a very important mission to get "the relic" back, which is of course Aylin.So Ketheric and Balthazar put Aylin in an area to capture her, and are now going "Wait can we move her actually?" because he's no longer a Shar worshipper? But they can't get into the place they left her? Are they stupid?
>>499955192>Have you ever considered not being a thread cancer?sure, what does that have to do with supporting high quality mods?>Can’t believe you’re going to do this trash in /dag/I do not care about Dragon age dreadwolf
>>499955375They basically got cucked by Shar and wanted to use you to do the dirty work for them.
*notices trigger word* FUCK. *hands shaking* I-I can do this. Be strong. Be- *knees start jumping* AAGH! *tries to hold knees still* YOU- *toes start twinkling* FU- *screen starts womping* Nononononononono- *lurches forward* YOUWILLNOTDIVIDEUSYOUWILLNOTBREAKUS. *taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap* AH-HAHAHA-AAAHHH-HAHAHAHA! *taptaptaptaptaptaptaptap* EEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEEEeeeee…. *tap tap* *tap tap* …….
We love really shadowheart and monogamous romances, get over it.
>>499955375>because he's no longer a Shar worshipper?The initial purpose of Aylin in the Shadowfell was to have an immortal Selunite that the Sharrans can kill to become a Dark Justiciar without constantly capturing a new Selunite.Ketheric's immortality was likely a bonus thrown in by Balthazar.So just moving her around was not in the cards because that would give others the opportunity to free Aylin (barely anyone knew about the Gauntlet, let alone Aylin locked up in there) and also have the would be Dark Justiciars go where ever Aylin / Ketheric is.>But they can't get into the place they left her? Are they stupid?After Ketheric turned from Shar, the Gauntlet naturally became hostile territory to Ketheric / Balthazar, hence the latter struggled to make progress on his own.Let alone Yurgir still roaming around in there.If Balthazar had no trouble moving Aylin to Moonrise, no one would send you to aid him because he would've already done it himself.
Dang it! I spent too long in chargen, and now I missed the refund window for BG3!
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>>499956680smooches for my squid
>>499955264its too goth clown for me
Liar heart
>>499957145Typical
>>499957145Shadowheart's Act I & II hairstyle always reminds me of this really old internet meme. I'm glad she realizes that pushing her bangs to the side looks infinitely better.
>>499957445>that pushing her bangs to the side looks infinitely better.And dyeing her hair as well.
>>499957686the black looks better
>>499957445it's a fleabag reference
>>499957769black or white her bangs suck at the start of the game 100%
froggy's gate
post characters who are hotter than P's ugly ass OCs
pookie’s gate
>>499958409:^)
>>499958809Based
>>499958409
Glad I spared her and killed the lizard instead.
he's out eating tunamac quick quick get out children! ran to the street!
>>499958506his gate has seen a lot of adventurers going in and out of it
>want to play durge fiend warlock>Can't decide raceSuggestions that aren't just "play Wyll instead"?
>>499959574What kind of morality are you thinking of going with? I always find that helps me decide on my character better than the class does.
>>499959574default (canon) dragonborn
>>499959574tiefling
>>499958809Marry >>499959232Fuck>>499959367Kill
>>499959684holy racism
>tfw I wanna keep gaming and do a domestic terrorism with Ilmatari but IRL Jezz wants to go snuggle and watch TVs and keeps teasing me about going to watch the new episodes with mizora bcuz I had her shiggy dig mizora yesterday but muzora isnt real like she is and shes just teasing but this also means that maybe she might be open to inviting another qt3.14 tulpa to our snuggle sessionsYou anons have a good night, think Im done.
>>499959684>choosing race based on character moralityermmmm its 2024 chud. this post is extremely problematic.
>>499959748yes the horc will kill you
>>499959914This isn't an airport. There is no need for the swine to announce its arrival, just like there is no need for you to announce your departure. See you tomorrow.
>>499960235it isnt a psychiatric ward either so stop talking to yourself
>>499959574gnomelock
>>499959684>>499959691>>499959704Aggressive Resist Durge, and I was leaning a little on redskin, so either a red Meph Tiefling for free mage hand, or Red Dragonborn so I can just be reskinned Red Prince again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrJosGJj7w0#ddg-play
>>499960884banger
>>499961052fr frhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is8YnW8dOrc#ddg-play
>>499960668I think both of those are top tier picks. I'm partial to Tieflings myself, though.>>499959946>>499959897You look at the Lolth-worshipping Drow and tell me everything's fine over there.
i have over 500 hours and I have never recruited minsc once, the game needed an upper city so fucking bad, swen can lick my bhaals
Good evening. I love my husband Astarion. I'd like to cuddle with him under a thick cozy blanket so he can feel warm again.
>>499963019nice
I think they’re all asleep…
>>499963947elves dont sleep
>>499963019Thanks for stopping by. I consider these oft-overlooked posts to be the fundament of /bgg/. Beneath all the schizoposting and shitposting, there's still waifuposting, and it matters.
Bex Sex sketch
>>499965332
>>499965332metadata fooled me againhttps://files.catbox.moe/u9dp5d.jpg
>>499965332Yup, this is going in my Bex folder.
They're all like, "Oh my God, it's himAnon, oh my fucking God, it's Silfyschiz!I swear to fucking God, dude, you fucking rockPlease, Schizzy, please, let me suck your cock"Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealousEspecially when I drop the post and do my webms!
>>499965332Good stuffs
>>499967268/bgg/ in a shellnut
>>499963019kisses for astarion
What’s Pea gonna do when /bgg/ dies
>>499969348Hook up with one of the other schizos in a dark alley
>>499969348If /bgg/ is dead then Pee is dead
Having Astarion drink my blood whenever he wants so he will never have to feel hungry ever again
Reckon I'm just waiting for a patch to fix Halsin and Barcus in Last Light Inn?
>>499969613same same same
>>499969876Fix them? What's wrong with them in Last Light? I just did that chapter recently and didn't run into anything wrong with either character.
patch 8 will let you get Astarion pregnant
Is pea gonna finish this thread for us?
>>499970018Judging by how people avoided the bug, I imagine they started/completed Barcus and Halsin's quests before speaking to Isobel for her buff.Halsin is stuck in Last Light Inn in the middle of a quest, and Barcus is permanently in place, excited to meet Wulbren who is ten meters away.>>499970209ETA?
>>499970371Peas helping me finish if you know what I mean
>>499970492>ETA?thursday
>>499970564swen is that you? will I be able to kiss Gortash in patch 8? please respond.
signs point to no
>cute as a button>as strong as she is loyal>warrior poetfrogchads how do we stop winning constantly
>>499970564Wow, holy shit.Thank you.
>>499970834
Which companion makes the best banana bread you ask? Wyll.
>>499970860>cute as a buttyou can stop there
>>499971209…..Why did you specify what kind of bread?
>>499971209Thanks Swen! Any other Wyll fun facts?
>>499970209Finally thank you Mr. Swen
>>499970209will he be able to make me pregnant tooaw just thinking of me and astarion going through pregnancy cravings and moodswings together
>>499971478I cannot give you more, there are opps patrolling a couple posts up.
>[character]chadsWhat a cringy, tourist term. You might as well be posting pepes.
>>499971440All this time, I never knew you could enter the genie lamp.
>>499971801A damn shame
>>499971973what did he mean by this?
What did you guys learn from /bgg/?
>>499971973This is Will
>>499972673gith superiority is real
>>499972673The definition of decorum means being slightly less mentally ill than the people surrounding you
>>499972673vampires are cool and sexy
>>499972845irrefutable
>>499971973Goddamn, he looks like shit!
>>499972673Do not consume excess amounts of mercury.
>>499972673That namefags are always aids
>>499973101Rude
>>499972673It confirmed that i have a thing for girls with white hair.
>>499972673Do not become a personality on this website.
>>499972673that Gortash has the largest cock of all the characters (according to "last digits" rolling magic)
>>499972673WOTC is the devil.
>>499972673I could be a worse person
>>499973372Hey petal....
>>499972673If I kill myself these ‘people’ outlive me.
I love bg3, and I love Minthara.I am very excited for Swen's next game.
>>499974295Yeah yeah whatever.They made /dag/. Now shoo.
is this the real namefag?
Am I missing something?Doing a Dark Urge run, and just about to siege Moonrise towers, but the cultists that are usually off to the right are conspicuously missing. I kind of shrugged off the Gnolls since I told them to Gnoll-it-up after I freed them, but it irks me that the other cultists are missing.
>>499974441The real namefag was the friends we made along the way
>>499974295Instead of a Dark Lord, they would have a Queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Sea! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love Minthara and despair!
>>499974530Maybe a bug
>>499975407Pic is actually me feeding her to Emperor
/dag/ was a stillbirth
>>499978638>whopping 55 post in ~5 hourswhew
>>499978638I wouldn’t know Hardingfag
>>499974758good point
>>499972673That I'm the most interesting poster here. That I'm both Anonymous, and Mintharafag. That I detest ugly dragonfreaks and midgets, but will regularly post them (it's a fetish). That I'm both a guy, and a passive-aggressive, catty bitch. That I'm straight, gay, bi, and squidsexual. Truth be told, I didn't know who I really was, until /bgg/ - to use a fashionable term that I hate - made me feel "seen."
>>499978763Lguard >>499978767as if. (((someone))) should advertise it on /v/
>>499979638You’ll do it for free
>>499979638omg it's him. /bgg/'s protagonist
truth nvke warning
>>499980478Gale is not a chud
>>499983042>>499983042>>499983042
>>499969876What does she look like underneath those gold?
>>499902974>Cunt:
I'm in love with my beautiful paladin tav. I have nothing more to say.
>>499996676why does that 12 yr old have a weapon
