Previous: >>505552039Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Big Run 12/13-12/15• Version 9.2.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v910• Chill Season is on until 2/28>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
matchmaking in all modes just keeps getting worse and worse lmao
>>505770346the only constant is you
A glimpse into the mind of a woomy
>looking through images I saved on my old PC>find screenshots and drawings of dead /ink/ers as far back as the first game
>>505772606Share some of these
>>505770993The age of whoever made this can’t be in the double digits
How would you buff Rapid Blaster Pro so it's not as terribly reliant on teammates for turf space and positioning?
>>505773456>how would you buff one of the best backlines in the game I wouldn’t
>>505773456i would not, rapid is very well balancedjust fucked by the stupid meta we're in where people are allergic to paint
>>505773456Why? It's perfectly viable even with marker.
>>505773686>evenmarker is the best sub for it>but muh burstburst doesn't reach where rpro wants to hit
>>505773456>I can't solo a team of 4 with a backliner so it's shitThis mentality killed the game
Playing backline with the current matchmaking in anything other than 2000+ X is asking to suffer.
>>505773874if weapon can't hardcarry, it's SHIIEAT
>>505776367>E-liter is shit You herd that, no more dragging in the street
Dragging the devs in the streets
weyyo!
Finally upgraded from a TV to a monitor. Even though it won't do much for Splatoon... Pretty noticeable regardless! Really nice on my PC though at 250fps.
>>505778459monitors of course will be less laggy but nintendo switch only displays at 60hz anon. you arent seeing it at 244hz let alone anything above 60fps
>power goes out for days>content gets releasedCool. What did I miss besides art book?
>>505779016we don't know because japs aren't giving up the goods
you missed squinty
>>505779016nothing other than /v/ schizos or whoever going hard on gender politics based on leaked scans
>>505778840Why do so many commercials have mixed species couples?
>>505780512Jellies
>>505779008Well yeah mostly bought it for my PC otherwise it would be pointless to do besides looking nice like a dumb muffin.
>this guy on enemy team in my S rank match>he DCs right at the startThanks, I guess? Anarchy is enough of bullshit sweaty blitzkrieg as it is right now.
I don't know how to play this fucking piece of shit.
Ok nigger with the musical note, stop GRABBING THE RM IF YOU'RE NOT PUSHING FORWARD
>>505783168This guy made me so mad I might block his ass
boobs
People that stand still when the way is cleared deserve to be punched in the face till all their teeth fall off
Always only on my team :tearsmile:
>>505785446nah but flar isn't real tho
>>505785446There was some anon here that would do this in matches unironically the moment he met some hardship and think he was justified
Smiley face, my bro... I will miss you
>>505786362This guy is reliable and competentI wish more teammates were like him
So admittedly I don't really understand the concept of being backline, I never made a serious attempt at playing it before.But how are you supposed to play backline with a weapon that has comparable or shorter range than 80% other weapons?Alternatively, how are you supposed to play front- or mid- or whatever-line with an underpowered Splattershot that has half a line more range, but as a penalty you need to wind it up for at least 0.5s before it starts shooting a short burst?Yeah I guess I just don't understand splatlings either.It's probably two years late to be asking these questions. Whatever, I'll get good in S4, maybe.>>505786261This one gave up after going 0-3 against the tetras.Or maybe he saw how shit I was playing, dunno.
>>505787812Nautilus is not a backline, it's not even a proper midline. It's a frontline weapon that is expexted to play aggressively
robbed of hairstyles yet again
>>505788750All I can think about is sex
>want to play X>"not enough players thrice in a row" Whatever, I didn't want to play anyway. Sturgeon is too complicated with my weapon
Why, yes, hello.It is now yebby hours.
My veemo thinks yebs are gross
Well, my weyyo thinks yebbies are hot.
It's been three matches my teammates felt vastly inferior to the enemy players. Uh... must be a coincidence
>>505793943my woomy agrees with you
It's up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikEl_m_8zkY
No fatties allowed beyond this point
My woomy has sex with Moray eels
For eel!?
How do I get instant reefslider with no vulnerable time window like the japs have? They're not even shortening the distance or anything. Wish I had that
>>505788556Well, how do you aggressively play frontline with a weapon that takes forever to spool up then?
>>505796263by using the exclusive gimmick of the weapon
cringe lame-ass RG booyah spammer vs culturel skilled MG reef+Fizz master artist
>>505796463>nobody paints the fucking floor more than than inch forward>even if it's painted forward, by the time you spool up the enemy will have painted it back againOk.
>>505785296Literal mosquito bites
>>505794883>bonus deep cut song not thereno it isn’t
>>505797689Naut paints really well fast tho Know when to retreat
one tricking roller was a mistake
I went from baby dirty diapers enemies I stomp on my own to 2 gold X badges while keeping the same team lmao
>>505798549It is ifif you're a pussy, one trick rollerCHAD since the splat 1estfire and splatoon 3 is the best thing ever for rollerGODS
>>505775409If you don't suck you should never get stuck under 2k power, regardless of weapon role. Sure the 1900s final stretch is a bit annoying because you only gain the series minimum because everyone you're matched against is always like 200 power below you, but you should still make it past it if you're worthy.
>customer support confirms it was a typook so frye was the editor of bankara walker after all
>>505799116There are top 500 guys in the minus 2000 queue buddy, mixed with your 3/13 anchors
>wake up>no rip>no scansit’s not funny anymore.
>>505799378This is why you don't do your placements during the first couple weeks of a season.
>>505799367>no source
>>505799367So Frye is not an eel?
>>505800285she wants to be
japanese guystreaming the cd, it's almost time for the new song
>>505800257https://x.com/Ojiya625/status/1867097682776629662
>>505797689You will never be HAPPY SKY niggagive up
Can I be Nonoctoro?
>>505800285She's only mentally eel.
>>505800432Where nigga
>>505801430https://www.twitch.tv/manmenmishiikun
>side order sold so poorly they can't even afford to hire proofreaders
>>505800749I will never be anyone, anything, or any good.But I will never give up woomy.
How do you even fuck up the species of a character
>>505800749who
>>505801485>he's pausing for an hourFUCK SAKE
>>505802724It's okay, at least we got to hear the outro of seasource
>>505800512>most interesting thing to happen in Splatoon lore turns out to be editing errorPretty anticlimactic desu.
Laura plan on doing a livestream to talk about the songs: https://x.com/laura_yokozawa/status/1867184464188805422?t=Qw7A40ZjZ8dN08nUO7E0lA&s=19
Frye being restrained and escorted out of the Kadokawa building
my balls are sweaty from salmon run
Callie status?
Frye has brain eels lol
>out of all the normal pvp songs on the CD, only Slopping Spree doesn’t have an outroso why did Front Roe get cucked in Splatune 3?
>>505804596Splatted by Luigi!
>>505804984In bed!
>>505804596sexo
My wagie woomy snitched on the yebby that killed Mr Grizz
>>505805360She's an hero
>>505805360Woomy's reward for her troubles? A 50% exp ticket.
Frye has now been re-granted her woomy card after an investigation by the jelly police found errors in her statement. She will now once again go by woomy.
Smallfry x Big Shot Generations
>>505804596
>veemo spamming signals constantly for no reason>worst performing playerAnd people say physiognomy isn't real. If I hear a single "veemo!" at game start I mentally forfeit the game.
>>505808703This can be rectified by listening to kpop instead of the game.
>>505808982>gookslop
I'd team up with a million pink slopsuit veemos before associating with yebbweyys
>people are having meltdowns over the typo, wondering how the fuck it could even happen
>>505812264When there's nothing to look forward to, you grasp at anything to keep your interest alive.
>>505788750>More tentacle styles>A sword
What kind of hot pocket flavors do you think there are in the Splatoon universe
>>505789912Normal reaction to agent 8
>>505803014If Nintendo was smart they would play it up as Frye was in charge of editing the books. Make up some pictures of her working on it and Big Man caught her making changes that she thought would be funny.But to much soul for Nintendo so we can't be having that.
>before and after finding out it was a typo
>>505813732>doomer_rabbitchecks out
>>505788750>WE WERE ROBBED!!!!1!11!that's not how game development works.
>>505813472Correct
still only parts of a handful of pages, most of them too blurry to translate. at this rate I'm not expecting much before Christmas
>>505814548Reminds me of that one Berserk chapter
>>505814548Just order it from playasia and be done with it.
>>505814548fuck off
I want art of Shiver & Frye in these outfits like yesterday.
>>505814941higher quality
>>505815004>>505814941That's a very sexsuho dress
>>505814941>>505815004garbage outfits
Fishnet shouldn't be in a children game
>>505815004Much better thanks>>505815212> very sexsuho dressYES Goblina sex
>>505815380Splatoon is a man's game
>>505815380Only troons and pedos play this game.
>>505801485>WE'RE BACKGOGOGOGGO
>>505816435which one are you?
>>505815380you're right, Spl4toon should be rated M
>>505801485/ink/ で友達に叫んでください
Do not open
Frye shouldn't be in anyone's game.
>>505816779this is the pedo general sir
it really sucks that all the inklish is just gibberish when there's SO much of it
>>505817747Agent 8 butt
>the bonus track is a graduation ceremony, Shiver and Frye start a fight in the middle of it and there's screaming in the background
>>505818273The SFX means they were using eels and master mega to figh too, that's hilarious
>>505818273sovl
>>505814752it would cost me 70 burgers for a book worth half that and it'd probably arrive after we finally got a complete rip
>>505818273
>>505818273>both shiver and frye laugh at the enddoes that mean they fought each other or someone else or did they just do this for shit and giggles
place your bets: will agent 4 appear even once in Bankara Walker?
>>505819326who?
https://files.catbox.moe/rr83pu.mp3
>>505819326she does as parallel canon ;)
>>505819419This reminds me of when I tried recording music from my radio but the announcer wouldn’t be quiet.
>>505818273Given how they use to get in fights back then a lot I would say some rival cephs in the school started shit with them and......
>>505819326Literally who
>>505819392>>505820554is 3 your first splat game :/
>>505820827sounds like it is your first day in this general
>>505820827Hello Tourist
>They added the idols chatting before Three wishes start like in day 3 of the Grand FestSoul.
>>505822162My woomy on the left.
>>505822162Same, woomy. Same...
>destroys ur graduation ceremonynothing personnel
>>505822162That was my woomy until her veemofriend bought that outfit. It has become a very popular outfit among veemos lately
>>505824332The teachers wondered why they showed up dressed like that. Only to learn they had a score to settle with another group.
>>505824803>Starts a fight with you>wrecks the school in the process
fish want mewomen want mefish women want me
>>505816254YEBBY???
>>505826891Yes a yebby even weyyo's are included in the 25 days of Squidmas images
>>505826891>>505827802Are your eyes on backwards? That's a woomy.
I hate that blue dapples are the current flavor of the month. Not because I think the weapon's broken or anything, but because most of them play like Nono and just chuck torps like faggots until they can killsteal with reefslider.
>>505827802It makes me happy to see Holiday yebbies, thank you my best friend. I will get you a present for Squidmas.>>505828006You almost got me, but the 21 is not mirrored...
>>505829848what compfag hyped them up?
>>505829848I hope one day to be this rent free in a general
>>505830481It's just getting tourney results and people are starting to notice.
BOY I SURE LOVE BEING BOMBSPAMMED EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SECOND
>>505831310
>>505831310This is you
I hate ocks.
>>505834179
>>505834179The great replaceme- I mean great turf war
>>505834179why are inklings so insecure?
Male inkling x Female of any other species are the most stable and happy relationships.
>>505835593Literally everyone that plays yebby in this general is gay.
>>505835593IMOF couples have the lowest divorce rate.
>>505835593lmao are you some kind of cuck
>>505837198Weird how that works
I'm not saying there IS a superior species, but if there were;>other peoples would clamour to live in that species' cities>other women would go to great lengths to "trade up" for men of that species>men of all other species would lust pathetically after the females of the hypothetical superior species>the jealously and resentment this breeds would lead other species to constantly feel threatened just by the theoretical superior species' presence>oh and everyone in Inkadia would speak their language, wear their clothing, and trade in their moneyPurely hypothetically
>>505840138
>>505840629That ship sailed like a decade ago
>>505840138what
>>505840629I miss racistanon
I feel bad for being so impatient to hear that secret ordertune track cuz it's so shit
>>505834179>Yebby feels insecure around 3 veemos>Predictable
Eeltail anon BTFO (not watching)
Here we stand in gyatt-Endless cringe, livvy, and fanun tax.Our skibidis are the flame that rizz up history.
>>505843641what were you expecting, the bonus tracks have never really been that notable
>>505845242I was expecting to get something like "shy-ho-shy" but instead I got another "Bonus track (After Octo)" it's pretty lame how we keep downgrading
>>505845219I hate that I'm getting too old to understand young people talk. It really is the beginning of the end.
>>505845760https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q99K83ftVY0at least we had Paintscraper (Demo)
>>505845874cuttlefish is canonically the type of guy who'll learn one new internet slang and use it non-stop because he is having fun
>>505845760This one was kino though?
Wish my woomy was this good...
>>505846134>the type of guy who'll learn one new internet slang and use it non-stop because he is having funbasedreal squidma grindset, frfr
>>505845178Chara isn’t even top 10
Sex with woomy
>frye on her way to change the zelda fest winner to wisdom and write moray eel on her page
wow, treehouse works fast
>>505856434And when everyone's gay and trans...
>>505855441>t. veemo
>you can hear a yebby death sound effect on the graduation song, was probably killed by shiver and fryetotal yebby death
splatoon 4 will have a new villain who kidnaps deep cut out of revenge because they ruined his graduationHe can't let go of the past and it's up to the rest of the now or neven seven and agent 4 to rescue them
>>505830481neetspa won zenkai cup with it>>505830854which were inspired by neetspa or it's just himself
Where to download Ordertune?
Bankara Walker full scans pdf online free working 2024 no virus
>>505862731SHIVER SEXTAPE LEAKED 2024 REAL
>>505865621>"If you want to Stay Fresh, you have to eat all the eggs anon"
>>505865621Fertilizing Callie's eggs!
Played SO for the first time in months took the roller and the increase firing speed chip shows upI forgot what they does for the roller turn it into a carbon?
Reeflux players are gigantic faggots who are carried by their weapon yet think they're hot shit. Like stamper players but with less merit. A more retarded squiffer that can actually paint like a degenerate, don't give me the bullshit that oneshots are le hard ex dee.
>>505868002>about the same range as squiffer>charge hold like squiffer>unaffected midair charge speed like squiffer>can hit over cover unlike squiffer>paints significantly better than squiffer>squiffer's kits would work fine as reeflux kitswhy does squiffer even exist at this point?
>>505868360For the same reason almost every shit weapon they've dragged from past games exist, free assets to pad seasonal content.
>>505856434See, this sort of retarded shit is why Treehouse needs to be completely eradicated from the face of the fucking planet-
poor little squeezer has fallen in with the wrong crowd fallen with the wrong crowd...
>>505869130Ah squeezer the kid from the good side of the tracks he's always the first to die in these stories
>>505868360you forgot>actually had an identity before getting buffed jump charge, unlike squiffer
>>505869682What was it, missile spam?
>>505869757>>it was baisically a much harder wiper. capable and very versatile, but inconsistent and with no brute force options, every tool had its place and none of them were "lol win" buttons, so it had high skill floor and ceiling and a somewhat cowardly playstyle compared to wiper's "attack attack attack". but all of those options are now obsoleted by jump charge so it's just a super squiffer.
I was 38-11 yesterday, why am I 26-20 today? I am not playing any differently
/ink/'er I have a spooky Squidmas story to tell you>Playing turf>Get the someone wants to join icon>No one joins its just me & the same 3 people from the last match>I check the pool to see who else is on>I'm the only one in the pool at that moment
>>505867635I mean yeah, that's what it says doesn't it?
>>505871106>>Playing turfthat’s all you had to say
>>505871601>turf war is bad because....it just is, okay?
>>505872227nta but Tricolor should have just replaced TW
Fresh Salmon at rotation?
>>505871601To my surprise it was very relaxing today no sweaty tryhards no comp teams just people playing.Well ok I did run across that e-liter in one match who was but I just harassed him for the entire match. He got 1 kill and that was early in the match then leftYes very relaxing rounds of turf.
>>505872410yus
>>505872410yea
>>505872227>terrible gameplay loop>no matchmaking/gatekeeping to even do a rough attempt to match you with equals>no stakes so people just fuck around>same final minute song plays 1/3 of the entire time>doesn't even have the excuse of "this is the only pve mode in the game" of salmon run, has readily available strictly superior alternativesturf has zero merit
>>505871106
>>505873795there are a lot of problems with turf, but at least>guaranteed to last at least for 3 minutes>guaranteed not to go longer than 3 minutes>you can actually go solo and contributethey made it worse by allowing people to team, though.
I would've preferred offline turf with Takos instead of side order
Dunno how you "relax" in turf war, matches can slip off your hands in a second with how volatile and poorly conceived the mode is and fucked matchmaking gets.>just don't focus on winning lolThen why play? That's like not hitting the goal in a Super Mario level.
>he can only have fun when he's winningsounds like a (You) problem.
>>505875075>excusing his incompetence with "i'm not even trying xd"
>>505875647the straw is bursting out of this post
>>505874819>Dunno how you "relax" in turf war, matchesSimple I just play win or lose don't care I just felt like playing some matches.Also not being a sweaty tryhard is a big help in this
>>5058724103/4, (You) me if you want in.
>>505874563yeahfor all the shit turf gets, it did have one genius for a casual mode idea, you're put in the same match but not necessarily on the same team, so you fight both together and against each otherbut now you can just team up so it doesn't even have that bit of good game design
>>505875075it's not about winning, it's about having a good brawla close but merited loss is better than a winning steamroll or a "lol our aerospray timmy pressed the booyah button a couple frames too late"
>>505873795>terrible gameplay loopYouTuber opinion discarded
>>505877068there isn't even a goddamn loop, it's linear "fuck around for two and a half minutes and then hope your timmies don't die in the last 30 seconds"
>>505877470but it does feel great to break out of spawn in the last 30 seconds of an absolute curbstomp of a game and win even though you didn't earn it.
>>505878197That .01% win is always a good feel
>>505878197it's the worstthe fact that it is even possible is the worstyou can't definitively set yourself up for success because turf offers too many avenues for bullshit, and you don't get the satisfaction of breaking through the enemy if all you did is out-bullshit them. you even said it yourself, you didn't earn it, an un-earned victory is worse than a curb-stomp
Woomy in her comfy roomy
>>505875871>not being a sweaty tryhard is a big help in thisI guess, this game stopped being worth playing by its own merit since 2023.
>>505880036Have they stopped drawing? Haven't seen anything new from them posted anywhere.
GG's Slommers!
GGs
GGs SR
baby Marina
oh these cephs are high as FUCK
>>505882329why is she lying down like she is waiting to be used by a line of inkling soldiers storming octo valley?
>>505882329Uooohhhh...
>>505882329is that male marina????
>>505883210no?
>>505882329Cream the rabbit lookin ass
>>505882329Is that the first actual image of what veemos & tako look like before they can take human form?
>>505883210oh. oh no. OH NO. >>505856434
>>505883367yes it is look at it!lack of eyelash, lack of boob and short hairthat's canoninal genderbent marina
>>505883516paul
>>505883527all young blobcephs look like that
Ok this I really like and I don't even use splatlings outside of SR
>>505883645Marino
>>505882329put a shirt on young lady
I think this is the Marina/Acht short storyhttps://bsky.app/profile/shellhg.com/post/3ld5jeohuek23
>>505883210I'm too Marinasexual to care either way.
>>5058844565K fish in 93 seconds just how overpowered was 8 on that stage?
>>505882329>male MarinaOH NO NO NO
>>505886240she has female markings as a baby so it's *probably* not troonshit
>>505886437Anon, look at the other Marinas, particularly the chest area
>>505886605yeah I can see that, what's the explanation for Man-rina?
>>505886771Its old concept art from 2? When they were trying to decide male or femaleJust like all the concept art for Big Man and how many different things he was including a giant tentacle trooper image. Before they decided on a Manta.
>>505887053in the side order section?
>>505887147From the people who brought you Frye is a Eel and Wisdom won the splatfestDid you think that at one point they were going to have Marina use an avatar instead of her actual self and that was one of the many designs they came up with?
I want to have sex with both at the same time.
good night /ink/
die in your sleep
>>505888526Gobnight
>>505888526
>>505887827>t. Pearl
>>505888717this is cute thank you
all aboard the slim train
>>505882329it took 9 years but we finally saw a young octarian
>>505890678Bro? Paul?
>>505890767I forgor
>>505890658SLOM TRAIN, FUCK
>A band? Yeah, I used to play in one of those.>Two, actually.
>>505882549imagine if grandfest wasn't just you and 50.000 jellies
>>505890906I thought those tentacles on her stomach was part of her stomach and she was fat
>>505891487you're thinking of the game over cutscene you get if you lose to her
>>505890658Out of the non color imagesDuhhhhhhhhAttempt to be biker fishDragon fish Choochoo motherfuckerDuhhhhh I got a wart
>>505890658i like the dragon fish a lot it's silly
>>505890658One of the rare occasions where the final design is the best one
This VGA sucks dick
>>505894821remember when s3 won best multiplayer
>>505894821It's fine
>>505893842Agree reminds me of how dragons look in old comedy animes form the 80s & early 90's>>505894164It still looks like Callie has 3 boobs
>>505896559ptsdwoomy...
on a scale of 1 to 10 , with 1 being a childs drawing and 10 being a highly detailed piece, how good does one have to be to post their art in the booru?
Are the king salmonids in pain?Like looking at these deisgns up close I can't help but notice how anti-ergonomic and visceral their machinery looks.Fatso is chained up, Joe has those braces and it both sounds and looks like it really hurts borris to charge up those bombs...They're being tortured and only let out as a last resort by the salmonid to get back at grizzco
>>505896758A 3 I'd say. Doodles and scribbles get posted there
>>505896758if you made it you can post it
>>5058967581.5 It at least needs to look like a woomyJust post it here
I love woomy so much.
Yebby won 6 awards this year.
>>505902930wow 6? that must have been a lot of dicks
>>505903860Does this mean Callie is saying nonsense or that octarians tried hitting on her?
>>505904397she is copying what was said to her
my two moms
kill yourself
>>505908909FEET
>>505908975>>505908975
>>505908909Marie's tummy just flew me to Heaven
>>505908909I would ignore all of 3's shortcomings if they dressed like this in the game.
>>505908909holy FUCKING SEXO muffin
>>505908909they've still got it!
>>505908909Fuck why didn't we get these? I want more dress-up.
>>505908909I like out a lot if Callie's outfits have her stomach covered lol
>>505908909callie's dress makes me think of patrick's shorts
>>505908909Marie doesn't wear any panties under that dress
>>505912123now i want to see callie wearing patrick's shorts (and nothing else, completely unphased by being topless (maybe pasties))
>>505913004callie was team spongebob though
>>505913004starfish pasties
>>505913052What a whore.
Woomies don't wear panties under their spats
>>505914484stuffy
>>505914484Technically true
stop looking under woomy's spats
Woomy showing me what's in her spats
Woomy putting my hand into her spats while at the theater
SHE WAS HIDING A TRIZOOKA IN THERE WATCH OUT
>>505916216Mine was hiding a tacticooler because theater drinks are expensive
She hide soda into her bladder and gave me a tube to drink from it
THEY'VE SENT IN THE WOOMERS
>>505917582.... salty
>>505917582I was perfectly happy without that image in my head, Anonymous
(callie's VA)
Why when we talk about woomy sex there is always that one guy bringing his kinks into the discussion. Can't we have normal straight vanilla RP for once?
Woomy's smelly armpits, feet, bellybottom and ear lobes
>>505918976Sex
>top 500 and top 1000 in my below 2000 TC match while I have useless ass Outchers that all sit on the tower while a blaster is shooting at themOh my fucking god, get me out of sub-2000 this is painful
I waited 15 minutes for a match, I hate myself
oh the misery
I have 70 titles left to collect.
>>505925840How do you know? Your seed?
I have 6 stars left to collect for my last gold brand badge, it's been 3 weeks I only got 2 stars. God dammit everything is too expensive for splatfest shells
anyways if they like harmony that's a red flag
>>505925817every single autist is anemone
You OrdertuneI order poon. of woomy.
her
Yebby!
>>505930040Where did all the blue stuff come from?>not veemo for lore accuracy
>>505930040i wonder what it tastes like haha….
>>505773456>buffing blastersPlease god no, brellafags have it hard enough as it is
the splattershot buff wasn't that bad.
>>505890658>>505893978Was about to say just thatSalmon fug is a rare dose of intimidating in a mostly goofy lineup
>>505931795It was very much unnecessary and made it harder for weapons with less fire speed to punish bold splattershots charging at them like they could prior. Now you're forced into a trade pretty much all the time
>>505930040Based. Yebby hours are officially OVER.
what did the devs mean by this?
>>505933306they've never played their own game of course they don't know how to balance.
>>505932450>less fire speedshot's firerate has not changed
>>505933875Bullet speed increases killing speed the same
is the music even any good
>>505933951it doesn't, killtime is intrinsically capped by firerate (you can't kill before the third bullet is out no matter its speed)what changed is splat consistency and range
Dualies as a class need a buff. I think armored rolls is a modest proposal.
>>505934624No, tetras would become annoying as fuck
>>505934624i think instant knockout of whatever objective it is upon pressing zr is a fair buff to dualies, would really bring them up to par with the rest. some other weapons would need buffs after that but that's not a problem, brellas needed a buff anyway, they can get the same. and splatanas can get it upon spawn, they really need the help.
lmao that cjr, he nearly soloed it for well over 3 minutes
>>505939394And then I had the most uneventful match in history of Splatoon with the same guy
>>505933306they don't know what they mean they're just a bunch of idiots
My wife and anon's wife.
owari da...
>>505944876
>tl;drRead left to right, top to bottom.I'm not even sure if they're in correct order kek, this is how they were posted by someone on troonsky.
>>505945247>filenameseems treehouse won't have to intentionally butcher localizations anymore, Nintendo's butchering their characters with troonshit themselves: >>505944876
The Salmonids are waging Jihad on Wahoo World tonight. Will you be there to stop them?
>>505946403Only for long enough to get my bonuses. After that they can trash the place for all I care.
>>505945732how does this affect you personally?
>505947002>canned disingenuous response
>no argument
>>505947859here's your (You) now fuck off
>>505948312i accept your concession
>>505948332if you're legitimately defending troonshit: why did the change need to be made?
Is there a rip of the CD yet
>>505945247fuck me, these are all out of order
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzswA_bz4soI was watching gameplay of this the other day and it got me thinking. What if we had a Rank Mode like this?Turf the area with your color but your points can only be tallied up if you activate a device, possibly a high tech Ink Vac. It takes all the ink you've placed and then lets you ink the area again.
Onaga women fuck eels
>>505948448“troonshit” and it’s just making a character nonbinary.again, why does it matter so much? you’re gonna call them a girl anyways.
>>505949495because it's catering to psychosis and bodes poorly for the next game. why did she need to be changed?
>>505946403the salmonids can keep that piece of shit map
women players fucking suckgo back to animal crossing cunts
>>505951012Stop scaring the hoes
>>505951012>women players fuck and suckYeah that's the idea.
>>505951012Some of them are fine
>>505951012>t. posts in the general for /acg/ refugees
>>505951193All the hoes here are taken or married.>>505951405Cunty fingers typed this out. Fuck off kindly.>>505952262That's Joey and thank god he's only a tourist.
Marrying fem /ink/ers, I'm the woomy btw. Fem /ink/ers play weyyos
>>505955239Whoops double clicked on "choose file"
>female st/ink/ers play weyyosDoes that mean nono is a woman? Would explain a lot
>>505955710No he's just a narcissist self-insert.
>>505955710He's woman-brained
>>505945247This just makes me sad how the story in-game is so sloppily handled and basically all of Marina and Acht's history is vaguely alluded to in random dialogue or shoved into the letter you unlock with Eight's palette at the last minute.
>>505945247>all the signs that Marina is about to go AWOLWHY DIDNT YOU GO WITH HER YOU DUMB SELF-HATING WHORE
>>505958293you dont get it we needed the elevator dialogue to be pearlina pandering delievered in one liners and not acht and marina slowly unravelling their back story to us little by little in conversation.
>splatoon>storyThere are picture books with more narrative weight.
You don't get it, if they put it in the game then how would they convince japs to buy all this nonsense?
>>505961238disingenuous
>>505961238you should have grown out of your toddler phase by now
for once NOT robbed
>>505961790Wdym we were robbed of bra + see-thru top marie
>Acht hates how they look in photosjust like me fr...
>>505962162>theydrop dead
>>505963221?
>>505770271So is it Spoopoon or Sploon?
>>505963535sploonor spoon
>>505963721Why not Spoopoon tho? Its got both poop and poon in it. It identifies as 2 different genders, they/them nigger troons are happy, everyone is happy
>>505963321Acht is a girl
>like callie>lumped in with bimbofags>like marie>lumped in with mommy fags>like pearl/marina>cucked by default>like big man>lumped in with barafags>like Acht>constantly embroiled in schizo gender discourseSo are Shiver and Frye the best waifus to have by default?
>>505964073what are you on about
>>505964262you mean>like marie>lumped in with nono
>>505964296Why not call it Spoopoon? Everyone could be living happily if we did. Imagine all the people, living together. Hoo hoo ^^
>>505964240I didn't say they weren't
You're an adult, stop using baby words like sploon and slom it's embarrassing
>>505964567>>505620942
>>505964567fsh
>>505964525do you see two Achts? no? then don't refer to her with a plural, tranny
>has a meltdown over a single wordsorry, but there’s nothing more pathetic than this
>>505964897Sowwy.
>>505964897They
>>505964897Two Achts...Maybe more...Imagine...
So can we start officially calling it Spoopoon?
>>505965009so true, xis!
>>505964567woom yeb beeb weyy mochine joe fug slom porl reena
>>505965593fragile
>>505947002>>505949495>>505962162>>505964525>>505965009
stop with this gender shit already
Guys, can we start calling it Spoopoon?
>>505966094dilate.
>>505966363seems like that’s what you’re doing, friend
>>505966128how insecure do you have to be to draw this trash
>>505964262I'm not a mommy fag, she's more like an elder cousin to me. Wait that sound wrong, I don't mean it like that
>>505966539How insecure do you have to be to not appreciate true art you philistine
>>505966128why do you play as a woman
>>505966776Sounds like childhood trauma, where did she touch you show it on the doll
Callie fucked 100 of her onlyfins subscribers in a single day
>>505967083define "fucked"
>>505966506>n-no u
>>505967179She took the money and ran
>>505966539How insecure do you have to be to have a problem with an effective meme?
>>505967179Figure it out yourself I'm not a fucking dictionary
Guys i think it would be cool if we started calling it Spoopoon.
>>505966539About the same level of insecurity someone has that needs to spam gender politics on a video game thread for attention because it's the only interaction they can get thanks to being an unbearable and insufferable waste of life in the real worldThere is no high road here, stop pretending you're on one
>>505966982
>>505967287I want callie to join deep cut's crew and be completely inept during one of their heists only to end up causing them to succeed where they otherwise wouldn't due to humorous circumstance
>>505967380Based
>>505967179no because you're going to post HURR NOT CANON like the idiot you always are when people point out what a thot Callie really is
>>505967806what
Guys hear me out, Spoopoon sounds way more cool than Sploon or what's the original one again? See so forgetable i can't even remember it.Let's call it Spoopoon already shall we?
>>505967806your fantasies will never be canon :)
Salmon Run anyone?
>>505967919My fantasy is that you get your life together and leave me alone.
>>505967897Stop
of course the extreme coordination begins
>see nice art>it's extremely low res and visibly glazedthanks ai bros
let's call it sloshmo
>>505968157>>505968196do you post on your phone and pc at the same time to avoid the posting cooldown? that seems like spamming
Guys why are you ignoring my proposition? I'm trying to do my part for the community, can my efforts be acknowledged? We need to collectively start calling the game "Spoopoon".It just is right.
Callie touched my no-no square
>>505968394Please stop
>>505968394Try posting it somewhere more like reddit if you want to bait
>>505968394nah, your proposal is shitlet's call it splet, it rolls off the tongue
You can tell chav is currently posting
>>505968407>no-no
Why are you guys hating? Ugh you guys are so insufferable. I hate all of you, you're definitely on the wrong side of history, you live in your mom's basement and smell of farts AND never shower.I hate every single one of you turds. You are all smelly.
impregnating chavodel2
>>505968768>mpregget the fuck out of my general
impregnating anonymous poster of post No. 505968909
Goji sodomized and fucked an infant in all orifices today.
>>505968683I hate how some players here have the most generic names to the point where they slip into normal discussion.
>>505968683https://youtu.be/spgGg85a3yE
I have a restricting order against Callie, she's on the sex offender registry
>>505969760wooms not like uswooms not like us
>>505968059I can if'n you're still down
>>505969760It's "restraining order"
so apparently Acht is seen in/with a wheelchair. I guess sanitization has affected her more than we knew
this general is circling the drainsomeone needs to flush again
My username is "woomy".
>>505970090w 3
Will the switch 2 have themes?
Are we all doing a White Elephant?
>>505970576I'll take one Callie theme thank you
>>505970576it will have 2 themes
>>505970576Too much work for modern Nintendo
>>505970347my crippled wife
>>505969760can someone draw rapist Callie pls
>>505971127Making unwanted advances to male /ink/ cephs
>>505971341>maleshe fucks takos
>>505970347Pushing Acht off her wheelchair and watching her crawl like a worm, teasing her while she's trying to get back on it by pulling it a few inches away
Impregnating Frye and convincing Shiver it's her baby
>>505971654splatoon's biggest cuckquean
impregnating every single /ink/er
>>505971967Even the males?!
>>505972396This woomy has terrible tastes
extra good woomer spotted
GG's Salmonators!
>>505972396Pic taken before Callie raped her btw
GGs fishermen
I'm even seeing random westerners talking about the deep cut high school song now, why hasn't /ink/ posted it?
is there seriously still no rip?i wanna hear the outros to the multiplayer songs already
>>505972732/ink/ was one of the first place to get a recording of the song
>>505972951I like the virtual boy reference but this would have been way cooler as a gear reward
>>505972951Marinovania
don't know what's going on here but I don't fuckin like it and I'm glad they didn't end up using it
>>505972667>>505972715GGs!>>505972732Listen/download before the Nintendo Ninjas DMCA the tweethttps://x.com/radialexplosion/status/1867323712883896657
>>505973212
>>505973212bald girls are cute
>>505973272thanks mate
>>505949036Yeah, it's definitely fucked. And I can't make sense out of it with the broken translation, just some page pairs, like it's probably 12 > 11 > 10.But I can't even tell which one is first and which one is last (maybe one with the picture?).There are no visual hints in the original photos, and this is just the other that they were posted in.
anyone here who speaks moonrunes?is this the usual fuckiness of machine TL'd Japanese pronouns or...?
>>505973272>audible yebby death scream
>>505974129tao blu is female
>>505974129machine translation basically has to guess at pronouns based on the general vibe of a sentence
>>505973272Sounds like Auld Lang Syne and Tsubasa wo kudasai has a baby kek
Inkipedia is woke and shit, we should make our own w/ink/i
>>505974235that's what I thought, and you'd think that wouldn't change, but unfortunately it's current year
>>505974129In Japanese you refer to yourself as male or female in first person, not third person like in English.
>>505974692>he doesn't know
>>505974129Japan doesn't have pronouns the same way. Frye for example uses pronouns that are usually used by old men.
>>505974692Someone tried but he wanted to make it about /ink/ players
>>505974814Even this is wrong. You can be male and use "feminine" pronouns but still not identify as female.
>>505974230>>505872685I wonder if public buildings have emergency respawn pedestals the same way ours usually have a defibrillator somewhereOr if that yebby just respawned at homeOr if he actually fucking died
>>505974814>Frye for example uses pronouns that are usually used by old men.first person, I'm assuming?afaik the evidence that Acht's gender wasn't just a Treehouse rewrite is the apparent use of unusual third person pronouns in the original Japanese, not just her use of "boku"
>Still a girl in most languages>Latin languageCHAD win again
>>505974692>Those that don't know their history are bound to repeat it
>>505975863
>>505975863she had female markings as a kid, invalid argument
>>505972194especially the males, they will have multiples
kinda hot.
>>505976339Now I'm wondering what the temperature of ink is normally.
>>505976194seems like a troubled adolescence
GGRRRIIIIIFFFIIITH!!!
>>505976194why is she topless?
>>505976510the original >>505882329 says nothing about the drawing being a younger version
>>505976716Lego ceph
>>505976716I'm assuming this would have been Agent 4's appearance if they were actually relevant.
>>505976716>Agent 4 was supposed to originally rape Marina while Pearl is forced to watch, but Pearl goes Squi-serk
imagine how good splatoon 3 would have been if it was good
>>505977289every subsequent game's finalfest will be compared unfavorably to grandfest
>>505976716>shoulder cape>rosethis is a shoujo design, not a berserk one
>>505976729that's just how they are
>only way they could think to make Agent 4 cool is to make them an amputee
>>505976729Do you get hard when you see baby girl topless? They don't have to cover anything until they're like 3/4
Hey guys hear me out. I think it would be pretty cool if as a community we started calling the game "Spoopoon" instead of Sploon.Woomy, amirite fellow Spoopoon enjoyers?
>>505977410the singular time they put any effort into 3unfortunately dressing up the idols doesn't fix anything
>>505978314>dressing up the idols>completely ignoring everything elseopinion discarded
Bald woomies
>>505978879that sitting woomy is nopan.
>>505978879So many pencil mains
>>505978879>Damn anon you got the whole squad laughing
>>505978879I can't even comprehend what they were going for here
>>505978879If they're bald what do their squid forms look like?
>>505978879that eight on the top right is cute
>nice open rotation going on right now >still stuck at the supermarket
>>505980043get some WeyyOs please.
1king fifs?
>>505980043What are the lore implications of this drawing?
>>505981053that's my veemo's baby picture
>>505981053This is what Parallel Canon should have been
>>505981053Aren't those just the lost "souls" of the sanitized takozoness? Memverse is a giant database living in the database wow wow.
>>505981710taru.
there's someone named Luigi in the pool I'm scared of him shooting us
>second freelance game>coho and gold scaleNice quick freebie.
How do I get a veemo wife? Weyyo btw
>>505984843jus b urshelf
>>505908909
>>505984975Paint an inkling facemask on yourself and copy their topknot.
>>505985206Ponytail weyys are clearly hunting for veem ass.
>a concept art where you can clearly see shiver's nude chest and her having smaller sized breasrs>the one next to it she's fully clothed and has frye-sized boobsi get that concept art isn't meant to be canon but does this imply she tried padding her chest
>>505976716Tape dispenser rapier is so fucking cool, I love these designers
>>505985781Which one? I missed it.
>>505985781It's just inconsistent art, concept art is often done in a hurry and in bulk
>>505985781Post it nigga
>>505986354>>505986982The first one was posted in the previous thread.
fuck off
>>505987526>bamboozledCongrats on wasting my time.
>>505988281it wasn't in the previous thread it was in this thread, open wide>>505785296
>>505988741Is it really spoonfeeding if I'm completely misled? Thanks.
woomy choked on a banana
>>505991639wommy stuck with the winscreen sized tenta
>>505991370
begone goblin
>>505992404I think there was one with Callie but I didn't save it.
>>505992764
get out hag idols
>>505994209Callie in fanart vs Marie in fanart
Woomy fellow Spoopoon enjoyers!Anyone wanna play some matches?
>>505996438yeah
welcome goblin
Thanks Lori.
You people said dude was a chill wholesome streamer but he's swearing at his teammates now
>>506002034Wife.
>>506002238Yeah, she is my wife.
>>505984725What's your @, art anon?
>>506003418that's not mine https://bsky.app/profile/jaktroose.bsky.social/post/3ld64j2y6k22j
>>506003418>>506003481im still waiting for that anon last thread that wanted us to comm them to drop their @.
>got a "One player left!" during a fucking goldie seeking waveHow?
I want to Woomy you in the anus so badly...
>>506004195I asked the person who recognized his art but he ignored me like a faggot.
>>506004203Killing lessers? I hardly knew her!
>>506004749I didn't realize you were asking me for his pixiv, should have asked him directly you chump. His art was clear as day on the splatoon tag's front page too. Look for his military yebby.
>>506004203help us kill lessers you fuck
YWNBAI
Do you think salmonids burst through people's toilets during big runs
>>506008364woah, is that fucking squidface dude?
I'm eelgendered.
>>506008364Beebo Does A Hate Crime
>>506008364YOU'RE A KIDYOU'RE A SQUIDYOU'RE A KIDYOU'RE A SQUIDYOU'RE A KIDYOU'RE A SQUIDYOU'RE A KIDYOU'RE A SQUIDYOU'RE A KIDYOU'RE A SQUIDYOU'RE A KIDYOU'RE A SQUID
Anyone for some Big Running at rotation?
>>506009438If my food arrives in time.
>>506009438I'm on work suspension after trying to take home a Bigshot
>>506009438Me
>>506009438No, I sympathize for the race that wants to rape, pillage and destroy everything the civilized world stands for.
>>506012317Whenever I see this one I always expect the joke to be related to the fact that they're eating squid but it's just a forgettable fat joke, which then plays into me forgetting how it ends by the next time someone posts it
i like cute wommys
>>506012516ummmmthe plural is woomies not woomys
>>5060094383/4, (You) me if you want in.
big run irl
>>506013496the calories are stored in the floppers
>>506013496American woomy.
>>506013973She's clearly german, can't you see she's the burgermeister?
>>506013585Big meaty flops are peak woomy
>>506013496My woomy does this.
>30 bronze
Who else is listening to kpop while playing Big Run?
>>506016419
>>506016879Currently listening to>>506009130
Where the fuck is my grim range blaster
>>506018610In Splatoon 2.
>>506018610range already has two good kits, don't get greedy.
Hmm
marina swim formmarina swim form
>>506019290Average st/ink/er
>>506019675>gremlin slav squatting with her gfbased
GGs SR.
GGs slom!
GG's Big Runners!
fsh 3/4 but it's not my room, open right now.
Stay living
>>506021974Full?
Kind of bored. When do the weekend vibes start?
I see Sadistic in the pool again after he got called out for shit talking another /ink/er lmao.
>>506023650The king has returned
>>506022730yeah.
>>506023650>>506024251literally who?
>>506023650OMG SISTERSSS DID YOU LIKE SEE THAT BETCH WAS TALKING SHIT AGAINNNN??
>>506024541Shut up chav
>>506023650Not part of the clique, don't care
>>506024490One of the truly funniest people that has ever graced /ink/ and would often refer to himself as CHADistic. He acts like an insufferable retard but that's all it is, an act which is what makes him entertaining especially when you watch people (Sketch)[/spoiiler] react to things he says or does as if he's being serious in any capacity and having full blown meltdowns over him. He's known for behaving like he's the greatest splatoon player that ever existed but knows he's just average, it's part of the charm and I miss him dearly
>password room
>>506025225>fucked up the spoilerAhh finally, an honest and true reason to finally kill myselfGoodbye /ink/
>>506025852just use ctrl+s bro
>>506026001it's too late, he's already dead...
mmm, yum, brians
>>506026323veemo slow down, you're gonna get a brain freeze
serving utsucunt
Eggstra Yebby hours.
>>506027749utsuhoe lol
this is a woomy world
this you?
My woomy sits AFK in spawn and yells slurs at octoling teammates when she's losing, how do I make her stop?
>>506029356I wish I was fishing but it's too cold for that
>>506029684squipipo don season dey food
>>506025386We are specifically excluding (You) :)
why is she wearing shoes
>>506037239it's winter
>>5060335132lewd4blue
^what did he mean by this
Sex with yebby
>>506038968
>>506037239To make french people seethe
She will never unblock you, frog
Sadistic, Sendarum, Zero, Colonel, Drizzle, Calamar, Whacka, Kier, South, Vivi, Orion and Babt all came back
>>506041556>not listed Woohoo not me
You cant name drop me with only one name in a post. I win.
>>506041556yeah and my dead mom came back too
>>506042115 We miss you too anon, come back to us
who salmn
>>506043503Whats salmon
Sigh. I should open my procon and fix the left stick already. Functionally it seems 100% fine but theres some bizarre clickiness when pointing in certain directions like its grinding up against some plastic or something.Maybe its time to completely shelve it and use my 8biddy ultishart
>>506040751>>506041036I've been called many slurs and mistaken for many people but French is a new low, shame on you faggots.
>>506044167ugly ass veemo
how much of this should I be running on heavy edit?
>>506044319>ugly>veemo??
>>506044307What's wrong with being french?
>>506044393You can get away with just a main and two-three subs.
>>5060443936 mains based on what i've seen of heavy redditors (which is much more than i'd like)
>>506044393just run opening gambit, you'll get enough cooler assists and then cooler itself to persist in fast state indefinitely
>>506044634I'm not good at the game though
>>506044673cooler spam doesn't require you being good at the game to succeed
>>506044440مرحبًا
>>506044554you mean subs right, retard-kun?
>>506045287>he doesn't slot abilities in his pants and underwear
>>506044673Well obviously, you're playing a Splatling, you clearly want to be carried.>>506045287No, silly anon.
>>506044554>6 mains
Hey L did you want me to leave the room? Or are you guys waiting for someone still?
>>506043503We can try
>>506046618I want you to bounce on it bitch
>>506046626oh woops.still there?
>>506046618Has he been standing there shooting at your hologram for the last 15 minutes and refusing to ready up? Someone pulled that on me one time, I guess I don't slom enough to know if that's standard /ink/ to /ink/ communication.
>>506046969I was in the menu so I didn't see.But there was L and someone else I don't recognize, both ready when I joined. But they unreadied after a couple of minutes.I thought standard /ink/ to /ink/ communication was through /ink/, no?Whatever, I'll just freelance.
>>506047497do you want to join my room?
discordfags ruin everything
>>506047534Sure if you got a spot. I don't have a lot of tone tonight tho desu, just want to try to hit gold and move on if that's ok
>>506046969Standard inker communication should be to use the threadThat probably just means someone is afk and he's waiting, or waiting for a 4th to join
>>506047917>tonetime
>>506047917open
Any unfilled rooms?
>>506048620if salmon we have a spot
>>506048665if this is the bb room I just joined
>>506044754it requires your teammates to be good at the game which is an even bigger gamble
>show me your big run face
why are /ink/ers so mean with each other?
>>506049536I try to be as nice as I can because I just wanna room up and have fun with cephs! so far that works!! I only have sort of a beef with this one guy, but like I generally don't try to engage in that so it's sorta one-sided.you can't make everyone like you and that's natural lol
>>506049536No one is being mean, we're just autistic
Sorry fellas
>>506050560We're good
New>>506051275>>506051275>>506051275
