AL, LET'S HAVE SEX!
i used to own a NO MA'AM shirt
It is a bit surreal to hear that voice not coming out of a purple haired cyclops.
>>12257987Be cool if it was reversible to read YES MA'AM, for kissing up to the wife like Jefferson does to Marcy.
>>12258081The weird one for me was sons of anarchy
>>12258081>>12258113https://youtu.be/J_SCyP_91bQFor me it's when she tries (and is) sexy in this Tales from the Crypt episode
>Cluckin BellI just got that joke
>>12255727Reminds me how when I was a kid watching the Lion King and during Hakuna Matata Timon stops Pumba from finishing his sentence with the line "not in front of the kids" and I honestly wondered what he was actually going to say because there's no way they'd have to pussyfoot around the word "farted".
>>12252910Maybe they do it differently in the states but from what I know you just neck snap the neck on a factory line.
>>12255591he's literally me
>>12255762There's a now-censored Looney Tunes cartoon about Adolf Hitler as a wolf coming after the Three Little Pigs, and they mock the one pig that joins the US army with >YOU'RE IN THE ARMY NOW>YOU'RE IN THE ARMY NOW>YOU'RE DIGGING A DITCH-->[animation and sound freezes for 2 seconds]>YOU'RE IN THE ARMY NOWand even as a kid I somehow got they didn't say "you son of a bitch"
>>12255591This is what you call composure!
Damn what a downgrade from gen 2>inb4 nostalgiaRuby was my first Pokémon game and rpg.
>>12257585You wanted QoL right?>get to catch Groudon or Kyogre as part of the story>Pickup isn't nerfed into the ground>get to climb Sky Pillar only once, if you want to>not going through a second hideout filled with Mightyenas and Golbats>don't need a mach bike just to get your fossil>not getting interrupted by Scott every five minutes>you still get battle tower, but no shitty facilities
>>12257783>yeah we caredNope. If anything, I think you'd have been called gay for wanting a Charizard over a Blaziken in 2003.
>>12257983She is right, DP were pretty stupid with the idea that they had to make another 150 regional dex when hoenn had like 200
>>12258059>she
>>12258064It’s a she, she shows her face and everything
MAID MARIAN ON HER TIPTOED FEET
PULLING MUSSELS FROM A SHELL
What sets a developer above the usual, beyond the rest, is a respect for the product that demands every aspect of its presentation and delivery be at its peak.
>>12256885>trying way too hard "imagine if a cool nigger saw you caring" You forgot to add an argument
>>12252912Try Reflections in Red, amazing new fm just released. Its hard to believe this shit was made just using DromEd
>>12255847Using the game mechanics as they are made and intended to be used is not abuse. If you plan on playing any more of stealth games with that "muh realism" attitude, you are going to be severely disappointed.
>>12251571Having rules and mechanics that are clearly defined and consistent is more important than being realistic.
>>12251169It's actually more used by intellectually shy people. They are afraid to expose themselves sincerely and so hide behind a veil of affected disinterest and street colloquialisms.This mindset is old now and the true reason for the rise of irony: it's an emotional shield in a milieu that condemns passion and effort.
Do you think they were planning on making more numbered stages in world 8 of SMB3? There are only two but they seem to be based on the first two worlds, so I've always wondered if they were gonna make say 5 more based on the rest of the worlds but decided against it for some reason. Would have been cool to play dark versions of a water stage, giant stage, sky stage, ice stage, and pipe stage.
>>12257286That's 95% of retro games
>>12257301Yeah but it's more interesting to point it out and exaggerate it if it's Miyamoto games. Even better if it's accompanied by a fake Miyamoto quote
>Super Mario Bros. 3 was too ambitious. I told them I would need 6 years to complete the project. They said I had 2 weeks before the yakuza showed up and started cutting off fingers if we couldn't repay our debts. As a game developer, my fingers are very important to me, so I did my best.t.Miyamoto
"A delayed game is eventually great, however Mario 3 was not."-Shigesato Miyamoto
>>12257281Smw is better
Is it true that to actually enjoy the Super Mario 64 controls, you NEED to use the original Nintendo 64 gamepad?Or can you have the same level of precision with third-party controllers?
>>12252610Anon, those are just resellers gaslighting you into buying their used slop on Ebay.
>>12252610Plays perfectly fine on PS2.
>>12252720Have you ever tried it with an arcade stick? I could see it almost feeling like IIDX minus the scratch, now I kinda want to try it out. Could be kinda neat on something like a hitbox if it works well.
>>12252627if you want octagonal gated sticks wii nunchuk or classic controller would be another option. I never really had issues playing 64 with an xbox controller but I really felt the difference in sunshine
>>12252610its cope from tendies trying to force the Nintendo Magic meme. any controller with a stick you like for other games will work. that being said the original controller does feel great for this game despite it being kinda retarded for general gaming use. honestly it felt like the n64 as a whole was designed around this game alone
Fiyah Fiyah syko sol-ji-ah Fiyah Fiyah syko soljah
>>12256828tranny spock fights a giant bee
>>12256830She'll get you
I can't believe they brought the english version of this song to smash ultimate lmao
>>12256821I want to see whats under her skirt
>>12257908Smash gets a lot of flack for it's autistic fanbase but they do hilariously based shit like this too.
With all the emulation devices, how do you play your tate mode shmups?
Which retro Tekken is actually the best. Early ones feel too jank and then there's 3 which feels like the best overall package but Tag has the best roster. Tekkens a weird one because unlike other fighters it seems to just build upon itself rather than reinventing the wheel every so often, making it seem like the only best option is to play the newest one
>>12256881I feel the opposite, fighting games are my number one single player genre. Yeah it's better on multiplayer of course, but I still get more stimulation from cheesing AI and practicing combos than I do most games when I just have an hour to kill or whatever. I usually only sit down with a single player game with full intent to beat it and when I have multiple hours to kill and isolate myself, other than games like Mega Man which are super short I just don't have the time most days
its between 3 and tag and i really cant choose. i have fonder memories of playing tag i guess
>>12256445fpbp
>>12256445truetekken has always been great
>>12256413Tag 1
For me, it's the PC Engine.Ft. homebrew classics like Atlantean, Mysterious Song, & Ultimate Rally Championship
>>12257168In order to promote "getting good".
>>12257467I have a job, so I'll just savestate through it.
>>12257346I have tried to shill druaga to lots of buddies before but they think it a little too autistic for them, lol. It takes a certain type perhaps.Also worth playing is Gekisha Boy! That's one of the funniest and quirky games on the system. Folks always have a laugh seeing it.
>>12255765Otaku era was gem
The Real "The Real Driving Simulator"Playing Gran Turismo 3 after this makes it feel like a glorified Need For Speed
GT is a glorified NFS. the driving simulator tagline refers to the career mode and buying/selling cars, it's still an arcadey physics model
Personally, I prefer Snow Bros.
>>12256690you will never be japanese
pipi and bibi'si just wanted an excuse to post this flyer
for me, its Bomb Jack
>>12256774I'm interested
>>12256690This is my favorite. The sequel is fun too although not a single screen game.
boomers in 2004 be like>i will now buy your video card
>>12257368I was 16 in 2005, we weren't born boomers.
>>12257480>do they still own the rights to her?Probably. They tried bringing her back 10 or so years ago.
>BoomersBoomers were around 40 to 60 back then and too old for vidya.
>>12257368Because we could afford them
It was a different time, you had decent looking girls (real or not real, ones you actually wanted to look at) slapped on stuff to make it sell, you'd never understand now.
Here we post stupid game mechanics.I'll start, natures and EVs introduced in Pokemon gen 3>natures>oh you catched a new pokemon? Well there is a 2/25 is useful, a 21/25 is neutral and a 4/25 chance is fucking shit.>EVs>oh you used your physical attacker to beat that special attacker? Now he is gonna be weaker on the long run, you should have defeated 50 poochyenas before starting your adventure.
>>12255285The Battle Tower you described for Crystal is how it worked in Ruby and Sapphire-onward. Crystal's was very different.
>>12255006It would be faster just to play normally
>>12248718I remember going on a date with a girl and she brought up Pokemon, I said I liked the games too and then she went off about EVs and IVs and breeding and holy fucking shit, the autism. It was too much for me.
>>12256586Dumbass missed a perfect wife
Game Freak makes retarded mechanics like this and keeps asking why people grind and breed for viable Pokemon.
