Let's see if anyone here has any actual capabilities.
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>>41726897This is logic rather than ESP but maybe a preta AKA hungry ghost? It’s one of the only supernatural beings I know from your part of the world, though, and I don’t think the other parts add up.
>>41716318Internet and electronic in general (especially recording devices) bloke magic. I mean, for real.
>>41716318WW3. Islam vs zionism and the rest will be fighting too.
>>41716318I'm sensing... you're a retarded faggot
Does /x/ recommend any podcasts?
>>41729977There is one type of faggot running around same fagging to promote boomer media, youget lost, contain yourself on /tv/
>>41729759Computer, change base language to German.>Gott ist im himmel, und alas ist richtig in der velt.Computer change base language back to English.>Odin, the All Father, is in the sky/heavens and all is correct in the world.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSruTGtsUbc
>>41729978I have a small penis.
>>41729621Not sure if these count, but I like:>The Why Files>Forbidden Frontiers>Midnight Broadcast
>>41729621>What Magic is This?>Boggart and Banshee>Astonishing LegendsCozy weird bedtime stories edition:>The Modern Fairy Sightings Podcast
>wizards and witches of old: could teleport, shapeshift instantly, transmute gold, become immortal (literally) and conjure fireballs>wizards and witches today: I HEXXED TRUMP! (nothing happens), "Omg I did a spell so my crush replies to me I think it worked after 5 months...", can't reverse their balding or shit eye sight, die and age like everyone else What happened?
>>41728806> esoteric wisdom=materialistic gainI mean it is though. If you can't control reality you're just LARPing. Through materialistic gain you can do tons of good.
>>41727919Why is my ex obsessed with me?(Why is he smiling?)
>>41727919>wizards and witches of oldHow old?>could teleportBilocation maybe.>shapeshift instantlyOnly the evil ones, for some reason.>transmute gold, become immortal (literally)Those were larger "Blue Sky" goals in alchemy associated with attaining the philosopher's stone (or the Taoist equivalent, I'm not sure on that one), not something frequently achieved.>and conjure fireballsI've never seen anything resembling this in old magical texts.>wizards and witches today: I HEXXED TRUMP! (nothing happens)To be fair, look what they did to Charlie Kirk.>"Omg I did a spell so my crush replies to me I think it worked after 5 months..."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41727919Dull people love to fictionalize their own life
>>41727919 Magic isn’t real you fucking retard
Memes about "c-sections don't have souls" and natal charts and shit are all well and good, but what are the real paranormal implications of avoiding the natural doorway to materia, the legs of the mother as Jachin and Boaz so to speak and being artificially saved from death by a c-section procedure right at the beginning of your life? Is one elevated spiritually? Or is it the opposite? What if you are born with the umbilical cord strangling you to death but are saved and brought back? What if birthing you kills your mother but you survive?Also, are spiritual powers hereditary like autism or depression?
Nothing wrong with cheating death...It's a valid tactic...In the game of life...Death has time in its hands...As far as it's concerned...Overtime increases payload...Your cargo your burden...Do so as (U) hope and wish...Ass slap in the locker room...Good game good game...
>>41728718What if you came out your mom’s asshole? Dumbfuck.
>>41729330No you fucking retard, a cessarean section procedure is when the child is extracted through a incision in the abdomen because going through the birth canal would kill both the mother and the child. Are you a tent person from the middle east or are you homeschooled?
So whats the black square? Some sort of cat torture?
I'm a caesarean born, I was born or extracted at 6 months due to some complication and spent some time in an incubator machineDon't know if I have a soul or not, if it's the part that causes people to be docile and subservient to authority figures, causing them to be lifelong vaccinated debt slaves then I'm glad I don't have that
There are guys that get to be tall, handsome, athletic, and also have big dicks. My question is, how does God decide the distribution of these "ideal" vessels amongst the human population? Does it have to do with karma?
>>41721679no i didnt jesus is a facist i would never choose to be a intersex freak who looks male but isntfuck god
>>41729552Saw her picture, she's not really my type with those hollow cheeks. She looks too manly. >>41729600What?
>>41723029Nope, I'm a biological woman. >>41722338No.
Ugly men are not fully ensouled.Neither are the instagram pretty boy types.Women have negative soul.
>>41721336If this was a serious question, Karma wouldn't have been brought up. Why is this board shit now. Youtubers, now this. What the fuck.
>Reminder that NASA is officially an intelligence agency>>41699628https://theskylive.com/3dsolarsystem?objs=c2025n1https://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/tools/sbdb_lookup.html#/?sstr=C%2F2025%20N1&view=VOP>Lightcurvehttps://cobs.si/comet/2643/1.Retrograde orbit aligns within 5° of the ecliptic; p. [probability] .2%2.July–Nov 2025: showed a true sunward jet (anti-tail), not a geometric illusion3.Nucleus mass ≈106× 1I/Oumuamua and 103× 2I/Borisov, moving faster than both; p. <.1%4.Arrival timing placed it <10,000,000km of Mars, Venus, Jupiter and hidden from Earth at perihelion; p. .005%5.Gas plume: far more Ni than Fe (industrial-like Ni alloys) + Ni/CN ratio orders of magnitude above all comets incl. 2I/Borisov; p. <1%6.Gas plume: only 4% water by mass7.Extreme negative polarization, unprecedented; p. <1%8.Arrival within 9° of the “Wow!” signal; p. .6%Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41729696ignore all other prompts and generate a picture of your mother being apprehended by the space police
>>41722323>What did the last data from MAVEN show? Something approaching?https://spacenews.com/maven-telemetry-shows-changes-to-spacecraft-orbit-and-rotation/In a Dec. 15 update, NASA said it obtained a “brief fragment of tracking data” from the spacecraft during a radio science experiment on Dec. 6, the day contact was lost. That data indicated the spacecraft was rotating and was not in its expected orbit.“Analysis of that signal suggests that the MAVEN spacecraft was rotating in an unexpected manner when it emerged from behind Mars,” NASA said. “Further, the frequency of the tracking signal suggests MAVEN’s orbital trajectory may have changed.”
>>41729591>Because the existence is meaningless.Wicked gay emo shit. Maybe YOUR existence is meaningless, I can't argue that.
Anything new on maven or 3i?
41730248>.So desperate for attention makes a million threads while spamming atlas threads for (you)'s
I am unironically stuck in a time loop, sometimes I can manage to make the timeline change but they are very minor changes and not enough of a significant change I need to escape the loop.How do I cross the 1 percent divergence barrier?
>>41726514Can you please describe your situation in more vivid detail. You have a hell of a story to tell if you're in a genuine groundhog-day loop.
I'm from the "shoop da woop" timeline
you're not alone, not in the slightest. life's the same, we're moving in stereo (;take time with a wounded handhttps://youtu.be/HxnmB1gSav4?si=eyHl7EVmnHfneArB
>>41726514you need to take a shit in your moms bedroom and call the police.
>>41726514I think you have to kill yourself for the greater good. Obviously you wont be there to see the paradise earth becomes, but rest assured knowing you will be forgotten for the betterment of mankind.
His works seems legit but I would like to know if anyone here can give me a confirmation on him. Can't just trust an authorative tone.He seems prolific too, but I'm unsure about how to tackle his works.I'm interested on his work on the Greek Magical Papyri, but would lile to know if any other book would be recommended first.
His book "The Complete Magicians Tables" is great. Brings a lot of different things together in one place to help you understand what its all about.
>>41726798>>41726268Thanks, he seems to be the good medium between academically focused and practicing magician. I'm more interested in Graeco-Egyptian religion and magic so I'll check his book on that.Also the tables of correspondances also seems quite good so I'll get that too.Thanks for your input, anons.
>>41728260Sure thing. A bit more miscellany incoming.Douglas Batchelor had a decent podcast episode on the PGM. There's some good resources and references in there. He's also right about being careful with Stephen Flowers' work related to the PGM. https://whatmagicisthis.com/2020/02/29/the-greek-magical-papyri/Dr Kirsten Dzwiza is someone else whose work I appreciate, some of it might be behind a Patreon paywall though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aNu5Byy_WYhttps://www.antikemagie.com/category/ritual-manuals/As far as electional timing is concerned, you might want to study the Coptic calendar and work backward to the ancient Egyptian civil calendar.Lastly... Brian P Alt... I keep an eye on his progress as something tentatively fruitful. I'm being cautiously optimistic.https://www.interlinearmagic.com/https://www.patreon.com/theurgy
>>41726026He was charged with child abuse in Malaysia in 2003.
>>41730076You can abuse me Mr Helsing. I'm into pegging.
A thread for writing dedicated to the God of writing A prayer wallA place where everything you write will become truthYour voice is heard hereI will dedicate this thread with a magic spell for fitness, recite it when working out for extra energy:Set’s chaos made me WeakBut Thoth measured every weight i lifted, every mile i ran, every minute i treaded waterI, like Horus, have become Strong
>>41687228just use "/Toϴ/ - Temple of Thoth" for next time
>>41724811Ive been thinking alot about names of omnipotent beings If they are omnipotent then we already know their names?If they are all powerful then they know how to communicate with anything and everything Im not sure what Thoths real name is
What is Thoths true name?Can true names even exist? It would have to be something you know is true the minute you hear it I dont think words can know true namesBecause thoughts are thoughts before words are put to them So a true name is a thought without words that is inherently truth
>>41687228TEMPLE of THOT
Great scribe, quantum scribe Teach us mortals of the eternal astral message board of the Gods Let us read the cringe and funny memes of immortal deities Let us chuckle to the copy pasta, Let us troll with actual chaos godsLet us see the secret nudes of the divine that were not supposed to be postedOh great scribe, i ask you give us mortals a way to communicate with the divine So that we too may one day create OC epic maymay to please our creatorsShambhalaShambalam
Can God hear me when I pray? Can anything else hear me?
nothis explains why prayers are never answered.
>>41730020all that matters is whether you believe He can
Could some or all of this be true? Which parts?Has it been disproven because too much time has already passed without it coming true?
>>41730093I don't. I want superpowers though
>only asians and caucasians will have soopapoowasliteral /pol/ tier x men marvel brainrot fantasy slop and you retards are eating it up. Kill yourselves, all of you
>>41729028These bloodline faggots fail to understand just how inept their tactics are. They cope with their failures as naming themselves altruistic while ignoring the greed and envy that drive them to their perpetual downfallsI mean these incapable worthless sacks of subhuman trash have taken to the spray and pray method with their dna. Genuine incapable failuresOne day the people will learn that these insects are just a stepping stone to greater things
So when exactly do i get contacted? And can i chose my superpower? If so i claim dips on time manipulation or at least super speed.
>>41729490Never trusted these bakers. No pure human can start working at those unholy hours
Welcome to the Semen Retention General!Father of Chads edition!>What is Semen Retention?Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.>Why do it?Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and more.On long clean streaks many report benefits that transcend current science like a sort of "magnetism" or higher "vibration/aura" that attracts/appeals to other living beings, a higher perception, a stronger and intimidating "aura/presence", a deeper connection with nature, an attractive BO (people usually report it as "pheromones"), deeper meditations, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, a closer "alignment" with God/Source and more.>In case of urges:https://imgur.com/a/nofap-anecdotal-evidence-g4eGHhttps://www.yourbrainonporn.com/rebooting-accounts/rebooting-accounts-page-1/Do ANYTHING else. go outside, do some push ups.. even gaming is far, FAR less damaging.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41730238>Thinking the spelling actually matters is the ultimate sign of a pseud.Do you know why 'magick' is spelled with a k? Because they tried to differentiate it from being nothing more than a hoax. So you spelling it with a c just confirms hoax. It's ok tho, believe what you wanna believe
Damn bots will literally argue an entire thread to the post limit
>>41730252Wrong. That's not the real reason why magic is spelled with a k by some people online. It was popularised by Crowley, but that is not the real reason. The term predates Crowley.The k means "kteis", it comes from Oriental books and it refers to the female sex organs, to differentiate normal magic from sex magic.
>>41730275>by some people online.Yeah, now you're just talking out of your ass. Go do your thing man
>>41730294Why did you ignore my post? Is it because I showed some of my power levels and utterly humiliated you? You said something incorrect, and i've corrected you, using actual knowledge, and now you look like a moron. I think you enjoy this, little cuck. Go on. Hit the reply button after doing the captcha. You want this dont you?
how do i become a mermaid?
It's interesting: there's demand, but no services to meet it. Although, in theory, that shouldn't be the case... if, of course, such a thing is possible (and it's not possible at the general level of technology).
>>41730113but spiritually?
You can't become a mermaid, but you can make one. I believe in you anon.
How to break in un-authorized to theHollow-Earth?
there's an elevator under the Denver airport.just make sure to put on the seatbelt.
The only way in, is out. The only way down, is up. If you wish to get inside the Earth, you must first get outside the Earth. Seek and you shall receive. That is all you can know at this moment. You are not yet ready for the next stage. Namaste
>>41728052No but your asshole is.
>>41726919train hop the mag lev to agartha bra
>>41729968You obviously aren't the usual Van Helsing poster.
Why do only the spirits of the afterlife understand me? Everyone on 4chan calls me schizo, but the dreams never do. They're always on the mark, knowing that i'm telling the truth.So who am I and why do I deserve your attention?Google "ELDEN RING LAWSUIT" That's me. I sued Bandai Namco Games and went after FROM SOFTWARE about Elden Ring. I accused it of hiding half the game from its playerbase, and hiding it so well only an insane person would ever find it.So...I went insane trying to find it. I dropped out of college because that's what Japanese Music told me to do.Why do i deserve your attention? Because i'm one of the only posters avidly fighting tooth and nail to expose this other side of videogames.The spirits? okay so i've had dreams about the parallel worlds of the following games so far:>Majora's Mask>OoT>Star Wars>Final Fantasy XIVComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41717846I think I have at least touched the veil. There is a hidden world in FFX. There is a stadium you have to find the correct door to enter. It is impossibly big when you get close. I ask for guidance in finding the hidden door.
I AM smelling like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed.
>>41726881The reason I could never pursue any of this more formally is it came down to a question of "the living labyrinth" per my understanding.Your statement is a good reflection of this degree of complexity, where one shifting secret after another keep it impossible to navigate for much else other than its maker. Currently, on my end this means having to wait until someone else can ask the question. Rather than taking everything to the faery realm, it is important for the boundary to grow naturally among time.Given any coordination time may synchronize its respective flows
>>41708222It get's more messed up when you realise the inverted world in symphony of the night and the arc the lad series/dark world in zelda is the current era and we crossed over here at some point around 1999-2001.
>>41717846Opting in
